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Cyberpunk: Session 8: Painful Landing

Nov 10th, 2013
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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Saturday, November 09, 2013
  3. 6:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: no
  4. 6:40 PM - MeltingDakka: hi mom
  5. 6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup entered chat.
  6. 6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: why are you guys such niggers
  7. 6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: r8 l8 m8
  8. 6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: uhm
  9. 6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: wow
  10. 6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and how dare you call me a nigger
  11. 6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: rude.
  12. 6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: appys a bigger nigger than me
  13. 6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: ill deck u m8 right in the gabber
  14. 6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: sware on me mum i will
  15. 6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: fuck you dudebrah
  16. 6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: how dare you do a british impression you're not even european
  17. 6:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: also lol i forgot to change my name back since last week ;o
  18. 6:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: data is obviously a big fan of gaythugdating.com so he's the bigger nigger
  19. 6:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: least you don't have to change it today :v
  20. 6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: you know
  21. 6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: ive never been hit
  22. 6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: literally never taken a single hit as aguila
  23. 6:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh neither have i
  24. 6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah but you're newer :v
  25. 6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and I got a bitchin ass cyberleg and a bonus to my EMP for getting hit
  26. 6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  27. 6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: soon to be a bitchin ass cyberleg with an even more bitchin ass mini missile launcher in it
  28. 6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: i like how ciaster gave you like 3 points of empathy
  29. 6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: for being shot
  30. 6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: and losing a limb
  31. 6:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: i wrestled a cthulhu abomination into submission with a jacket tho
  32. 6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: if he didn't I wouldn't have been able to keep sane with a new leg
  33. 6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I shot zombie elvis twice
  34. 6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: it was rather anti climactic
  35. 6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah
  36. 6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: "boo i am zombee elvis big scary lets fite" "k" **pew pew* "ouch i am the dead again"
  37. 6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: welcome to cyberpunk
  38. 6:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: you know what's anti-climactic?
  39. 6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: irl getting shot is also a little underwhelming :v
  40. 6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: appy's dick?
  41. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: data's jokes?
  42. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and social life
  43. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and normal life
  44. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and dick
  45. 6:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: my pokemon dissapearing after i'd already caught it
  46. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: yeah how dare that gay gm
  47. 6:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;'(
  48. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: i say the gm is the gayest
  49. 6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: even gayer than data somehow
  50. 6:53 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
  51. 7:22 PM - MeltingDakka: ur al gay
  52. 7:34 PM - M.Ciaster entered chat.
  53. 7:34 PM - M.Ciaster: oh hey y'all sons of bitches already in here?
  54. 7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes because
  55. 7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh
  56. 7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre a nigger
  57. 7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: nigger
  58. 7:35 PM - M.Ciaster: love you too bb
  59. 7:36 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I need more LeMats
  60. 7:36 PM - M.Ciaster: don't get greedy
  61. 7:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: i need more pokemon
  62. 7:37 PM - M.Ciaster: go into some tall grass then and go catch some
  63. 7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: because i have none after a certain someone killed my pikachu and then denied me my cthulhu monster
  64. 7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  65. 7:37 PM - M.Ciaster: that wasn't real anyway
  66. 7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dont care!!!!!
  67. 7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  68. 7:38 PM - M.Ciaster: omg so many exclamation marks
  69. 7:38 PM - M.Ciaster: u gotta b srs
  70. 7:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: you better believe it
  71. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  72. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ewot u fgts doing here so early
  73. 7:44 PM - M.Ciaster: Ass Ketchup: yes because
  74. Ass Ketchup: uhh
  75. Ass Ketchup: youre a nigger
  76. Ass Ketchup: nigger
  77. to quote our wonderful friend
  78. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what a nigger
  79. 7:44 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah I kno rite
  80. 7:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: no u
  81. 7:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: who the fuck is xahk
  82. 7:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: nvm
  83. 7:54 PM - MeltingDakka: oi mates ima fokkin hok u wun rite in de gabba i swer on me mum ur guna fukn hit de flor so fasht ull fuckin DYE
  84. 7:54 PM - M.Ciaster: and Potato's still offline
  85. 7:55 PM - M.Ciaster: sigh
  86. 7:55 PM - MeltingDakka: *siiiiiiiiiiigh*
  87. 7:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what a buttnugget
  88. 7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: what a farthead
  89. 7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: lets summon him
  90. 7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: anyone know the ritual?
  91. 7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it requires his fingers
  92. 7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we don't have those
  93. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: well
  94. 7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: yet
  95. 7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: goddammit
  96. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: not all of them
  97. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: huehue
  98. 7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: anyone willing to go over to Texas and grab the bastard?
  99. 7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: i think i'm closest, but i can't drive a boat
  100. 7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: never you all worry, I shall summon him, with the classic and timeless summoning song!
  101. 7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: sorry yo
  102. 7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: heeeyyy queero queero queero queero fag fag shitty fuck fuck faaaaag
  103. 7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: BIBBIDY
  104. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: where do you even live melting
  105. 7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: Florida I think
  106. 7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: ur mum ecks dee
  107. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: or should i say
  108. 7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: no wait that's Data's summoning song
  109. 7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: hombre
  110. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah, i live in florida
  111. 7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oh nvm
  112. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: gotta say
  113. 7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i thought you were my gardener
  114. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: when it's not pants-meltingly hot
  115. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
  116. 7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: joke*
  117. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: florida is pretty rad
  118. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: and nigga i aint even mexican
  119. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: im puerto rican :v
  120. 7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: i'm the guy who works at your cornerstore
  121. 7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  122. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: potatos been offline for almost an hour
  123. 8:00 PM - M.Ciaster: fuck
  124. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lets lynch him
  125. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
  126. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
  127. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
  128. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
  129. 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and go without him
  130. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah m8
  131. 8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: its 8 bonger
  132. 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: he isn't exactly vital unless we're doing gay cop shit
  133. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what was his name on facepunch again
  134. 8:00 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah but you could sure use an extra gun in the upcoming section
  135. 8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: also Ciaster did Wing talk to you about the funding for his new character
  136. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: DaysBefore I think?
  137. 8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: nah
  138. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah but he changed his concept
  139. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: again
  140. 8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: he's uh
  141. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: person guy or something
  142. 8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: potato something
  143. 8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: god dammit Wing you cheeky shit I liked your ninja dude
  144. 8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: a sack of potatos
  145. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah i can't use the 4 harms
  146. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: he's still a ninja dude
  147. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: just with two arms
  148. 8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: why the fuck not
  149. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: like a regular person
  150. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I still have the ninja biker yakuza assassin
  151. 8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: 'cause I hate fun
  152. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: because ciaster is a shit head
  153. 8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: well that's obvious
  154. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also id be overpowered as fuck
  155. 8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah that too
  156. 8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: you'd have like
  157. 8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge has changed their name to Entropy.
  158. 8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'd wield 6 katanas doing 4d6 damage all at one time
  159. 8:02 PM - MeltingDakka: not as op as a techie with 4 arms
  160. 8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: 12 attacks per turn
  161. 8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: seeing as you get a max of two actions per turn
  162. 8:02 PM - Entropy: so he can use all his arms in one action?
  163. 8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: and you can dualwield so I assume you can also sextuplewield
  164. 8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can attack
  165. 8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so i can attack as many times as possible
  166. 8:03 PM - Entropy has changed their name to Entropy / Perseus.
  167. 8:03 PM - M.Ciaster: it's the funniest option so yes but he only has two so that's a moot point anyway
  168. 8:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: here we go
  169. 8:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: time to ignore the outside world entirely
  170. 8:03 PM - MeltingDakka: out...side?
  171. 8:03 PM - MeltingDakka: huh?
  172. 8:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what is that outside thing you speak of
  173. 8:04 PM - MeltingDakka: more like A-Nl.1
  174. 8:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I don't know but I know there's gonna be more rolz problems thanks to my dual wielding PnPs
  175. 8:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: on well scrubs suck it up
  176. 8:04 PM - MeltingDakka: why does ryan keep scheduling his games during ours :v
  177. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he wants to steal my players
  178. 8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he's a queer
  179. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: MY PLAYERS
  180. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: mypreciousplayersiwon'tletthemgoohno
  181. 8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  182. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  183. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
  184. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so
  185. 8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and he said he'd be willing to go without me but fuck that piece of shit asshole douchenugget niggafuck
  186. 8:05 PM - MeltingDakka: ask him if you can just play on sundays :v
  187. 8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm Perseus god damned Carpedim and I punch shit really god damned well
  188. 8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we do play on sundays
  189. 8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and fridays if possible
  190. 8:05 PM - MeltingDakka: as in not play during saturdays :V
  191. 8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: shit that's a lot of PnPing
  192. 8:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well he won't have any of it
  193. 8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: "oh no i'm not getting 3 sessions a week"
  194. 8:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he's a piece of shit asshole douchenugget niggafuck
  195. 8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
  196. 8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: when i was playing stalker
  197. 8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: they wanted to play at like 3 in the morning on a wednesday
  198. 8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: oh god what
  199. 8:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause they were all european I guess
  200. 8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: anyway
  201. 8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah
  202. 8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: TO THE PNP-MOBILE!
  203. 8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: finnish ukrainian and croation
  204. 8:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but why wednesday? that's kinda perplexing
  205. 8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and nerts
  206. 8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i dunno
  207. 8:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah to the pnp mobile
  208. 8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it think it was right after school for them
  209. 8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: not to mention that the fallout pnp was going on at the same time
  210. 8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: stalker games took like 4+ hours on weekdays
  211. 8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: never doing dual games ever again
  212. 8:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You're at Entropy's place. The gang's not all there - it's only Ketchup, Tool and Entropy - but the rest just couldn't make it for various reasons. Entropy's called you a while ago to get there - something about a gun or something, you're not quite sure.
  213. 8:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Before Entropy manages to start explanations, his laptop lets out a "mail received" sound. He cracks the machine open and takes a glance at the screen.
  214. 8:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Re: heavy ordnance
  215.  
  216. Asked around. Apparently the Warrior Hearts jumped an illegal>
  217. surplus store a couple of weeks ago. Made off with crates of>
  218. old US Army hardware - M16s, M60s, Stingers and so on - and a MK19 with>
  219. a crate of ammunition. Killed a couple people in the process. The>
  220. store was a weapon supply point for the Sonora cartel, so now>
  221. there is a bounty of 150,000 eb on the head of the Hearts' leader.>
  222. Figured you could kill two birds with one stone and get both the>
  223. gun and the bounty.>
  224. The Hearts' hideout is located in the southern part of the Zone->
  225. there is a nice view of the refineries from there. From what I know>
  226. they are holed up in an abandoned, partially burned down apartment>
  227. building. Original floorplan attached to this mail. My associates>
  228. were unable to obtain photos of the exterior. Apparently the>
  229. western side of the building has a giant hole in it at floors>
  230. 6 to 9. Watch your step. The armory is likely to be located somewhere>
  231. on the ground floor, perhaps in the former boiler room. I am sending a man>
  232. to assist you with the task.>
  233. I get 15% of the bounty if you pull it off. Good luck.>
  234. M>
  235. send_time 21:33:35 11/09/2020
  236. Attached files: orginal.jpg"
  237. 8:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This had better be important..."
  238. 8:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: read dat shit nigs
  239. 8:10 PM - MeltingDakka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyI4k-6jQ24
  240. 8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: click the jpg
  241. 8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "150,000 eb bounty, and the object of my pursuit. This is acceptable."
  242. 8:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: "With that much money, I could hire someone else to become the very best for me!"
  243. 8:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And then pay them to call you the best, making you better than the best."
  244. 8:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You open the .jpg file. It contains what looks like an official floorplan of the building - it's likely outdated but still useful.
  245. 8:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I may not be technoligically savvy, but this is 2020. Who the hell uses .jpgs any more?"
  246. 8:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (it's also in the dropbox)
  247. 8:13 PM - MeltingDakka: "original.jpg.png"
  248. 8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I forgot I had it saved as a .png :v
  249. 8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I don
  250. 8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 't use jpgs for maps 'cause artefacts and shit
  251. 8:14 PM - MeltingDakka: makes sense
  252. 8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "So, boss, what are we doin'?"
  253. 8:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: real men use ascii for everything
  254. 8:15 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Raiding the place, getting my item, and catching the bounty. SImple."
  255. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239Qu5da78E
  256. 8:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool leans over your shoulder.
  257. 8:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Stingers? No offense, but I'd rather not get shot down over the Combat Zone."
  258. 8:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Then learn to evade better."
  259. 8:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yeah, thanks a lot, boss. That'll help."
  260. 8:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Alright, shit. I better get paid extra for this."
  261. 8:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I'd say we grab some extra gear from the armory and go do a few fly-bys before we touch down."
  262. 8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "That is an acceptable plan."
  263. 8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Ash, have you any objections?"
  264. 8:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what do y'all niggas grab from Entropy's armory, if anyting
  265. 8:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *thing
  266. 8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well I stock up on nades
  267. 8:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: does he have any rocket launchers
  268. 8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I think so
  269. 8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: how many
  270. 8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: give him all of them
  271. 8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i dual wield rocket launchers
  272. 8:19 PM - MeltingDakka: 3 i believe
  273. 8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can we duct tape them all together
  274. 8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also also also also
  275. 8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i triple wield rocket launchers
  276. 8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm assuming we were on a break period before that
  277. 8:19 PM - MeltingDakka: we really should have a text file of things inside the armory
  278. 8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  279. 8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and yeah
  280. 8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I declare that I have previously purchased a leg mini missile launcher
  281. 8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you did do that
  282. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: i can triple wield rocket launchers? fuck yeah
  283. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
  284. 8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: good
  285. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: aweee
  286. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you've got three arms
  287. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (you don't)
  288. 8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Ash
  289. 8:20 PM - MeltingDakka: one in his teeth
  290. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  291. 8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we need to get you more arms
  292. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
  293. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: cant i just like
  294. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: tape them together
  295. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well how do you exactly plan on firing three LAWs taped together
  296. 8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: i have like 5 tech that should be enough to duct tape some rocket launchers together
  297. 8:20 PM - MeltingDakka: cyber-duct tape
  298. 8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also they're LAWs, one use
  299. 8:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: awwwww
  300. 8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure fuck it
  301. 8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can duct tape the launchers together
  302. 8:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: yay
  303. 8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you're raiding a cache of army gear
  304. 8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah I don't have to add anything else
  305. 8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can probably figure out where I'm going with this
  306. 8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
  307. 8:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: lots of big guns, sweetie
  308. 8:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: i hope i accidentally ignite some explosives when i launch rockets randomly
  309. 8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the armory from what I remember has some Miltech rifles, a couple of Jungle Reapers AKA M-41 pulse rifles from Alien, and some other stuff
  310. 8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, your armory, not the one you'll be raiding
  311. 8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: it needs more dakka
  312. 8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: like a full auto grenade launcher
  313. 8:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
  314. 8:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: like five full auto grenade launchers
  315. 8:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's what you're going there for
  316. 8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
  317. 8:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: also how are we going to transport all this dakka
  318. 8:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we strap it onto pikachu
  319. 8:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well the AV's got plenty of space
  320. 8:24 PM - MeltingDakka: and pikachu can hold a 1911 or two
  321. 8:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah also pikachu blew up in a dream, it's still around in the real world
  322. 8:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so you can't be mad at me for killing it
  323. 8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: unless it shits on my carpets
  324. 8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then I will kill it
  325. 8:25 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  326. 8:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  327. 8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :^
  328. 8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok I think I'm settled in
  329. 8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: got 3 nades of each
  330. 8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  331. 8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and API ammo
  332. 8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: totally ready
  333. 8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so i was searching around at some unofficial reference books
  334. 8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and there are a ton of little robot drones i found
  335. 8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: maybe you could make one into pikachu?
  336. 8:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: no
  337. 8:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: make one magnemite
  338. 8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  339. 8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  340. 8:27 PM - MeltingDakka: why not 3
  341. 8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aslo
  342. 8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also*
  343. 8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and then you could have a couple of them evolve into whatever Magnemite's evolution was called
  344. 8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  345. 8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: one of them is a lawtech police robohound
  346. 8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: as in potato should buy that shit up
  347. 8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we should get one and name it Rex
  348. 8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its bite is 4d6 AP dmg
  349. 8:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: we should get one and name it fluffy
  350. 8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: should upload those books to the Dropbocx
  351. 8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no
  352. 8:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
  353. 8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i did
  354. 8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
  355. 8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: name if Fluffy
  356. 8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I agree to this
  357. 8:29 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its in other books in a zip
  358. 8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: o
  359. 8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: to continue the tradition? I'm ok with that
  360. 8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so anyway I'm done suiting up
  361. 8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also http://ogresound.bandcamp.com/track/calico-dawn moosic
  362. 8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I added the micro-missile launcher to my sheet and nabbed 3 grenades
  363. 8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: of each
  364. 8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: lemme just nab some 'nades for Tool :v
  365. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he'll be goin' in with ya
  366. 8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: OH OH IDEA CIASTER
  367. 8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  368. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  369. 8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you know how there are weekly expenses like food and shit
  370. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I am listening
  371. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  372. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: speaking of that the timeskip was two weeks
  373. 8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in other words
  374. 8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I just pay a weekly expense to have a new crate of each type of grenade delivered to my house every week
  375. 8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  376. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's new month time so y'all get $
  377. 8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: beautiful
  378. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hm
  379. 8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so we don't have to bother going back every time we run out of grenades and we don't need to bother with counting them
  380. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, why not
  381. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  382. 8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: do i get paid?
  383. 8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how much would a weekly shipment of each grenade cost me :v
  384. 8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I kind of just made my character
  385. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you all do
  386. 8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and this is my first of 2 months with the 10k bonus right?
  387. 8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: owee
  388. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  389. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: three months dude
  390. 8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: loadsa $
  391. 8:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait 3 months for him or us
  392. 8:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: him
  393. 8:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy I mean I assume so did you
  394. 8:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I wish you could buy humanity
  395. 8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm running out of that shit
  396. 8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok so I'm confused now lemme just clear this up
  397. 8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: for us who don't have new characters
  398. 8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how many months passed
  399. 8:33 PM - MeltingDakka: >i wish you could buy humanity
  400. 8:33 PM - MeltingDakka: 10/10
  401. 8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
  402. 8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: therapy i would assume
  403. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's the end of the second month I'm pretty sure
  404. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: as in, for the entire group
  405. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or wait
  406. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no it'd be the third month, Entropy did spend a lot of time recovering from his leg loss
  407. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  408. 8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: by the entire group I mean, y'know, the people who've been with the group from the very beginning, ie. Entropy, Potato and Tool
  409. 8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I meant Bruce not Potato
  410. 8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: goddamn
  411. 8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: woo I have 19,056 spendin dosh now
  412. 8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: thank you sexy sax
  413. 8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you might have that much dosh indeed
  414. 8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I need to name my sax
  415. 8:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: bruce is a faggot we better kill him before he's the only remaining original party member
  416. 8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also my sax is chrome plated for the record
  417. 8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce is my favorite party member
  418. 8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wait
  419. 8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: try to touch him and face the wrath of the GM
  420. 8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: well that fits since youre a faggot too
  421. 8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: actually nvm
  422. 8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: shots fired, shots fired
  423. 8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: hue hue
  424. 8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'd kick you but a) I know you're joking and b) I'm not that much of a crybaby :v
  425. 8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wat about merchant
  426. 8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :C
  427. 8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ill kill bruce
  428. 8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: he died
  429. 8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he was cool too
  430. 8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no he didn't fuck butt
  431. 8:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: (inside)
  432. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he's not with the group anymore
  433. 8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ah
  434. 8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yep
  435. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude you're playing as him
  436. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you should know best
  437. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well, were
  438. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since he's an NPC now
  439. 8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  440. 8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
  441. 8:38 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lol pdf plebs
  442. 8:38 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: excel sheet is best sheet
  443. 8:38 PM - MeltingDakka: ^
  444. 8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool grabs a Jungle Reaper and a bandoleer of 25mm grenades from the armory. "For close encounters." he mutters.
  445. 8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I like the .pdf sheet :v
  446. 8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, so, y'all niggas set?
  447. 8:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: da
  448. 8:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre just jealous cuz the pdf sheet is cooler
  449. 8:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got my API ammo and little packages of collateral damage
  450. 8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: the pdf sheet looks like shit what are you talking about
  451. 8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: so do you!!!!!
  452. 8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: no damage like collateral damage
  453. 8:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the color scheme is pretty shit but it works well
  454. 8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: you haven't seen my roomy and comfortable excel sheet
  455. 8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: no because i cant
  456. 8:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://ogresound.bandcamp.com/track/shore-thing this would play in the background as you're leaving the house if it was a movie (official bgm yo)
  457. 8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: because i dont have excel
  458. 8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: hahahahahaaha
  459. 8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: suck it nigger
  460. 8:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ^
  461. 8:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yeah the .pdf is kinda ugly but it works
  462. 8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: open office works buttface
  463. 8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: i have open office
  464. 8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: works just as well
  465. 8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also I don't have excel either, I use libreoffice :v
  466. 8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that should work too
  467. 8:40 PM - Ass Ketchup: idc buttweed
  468. 8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: my sheet is just words
  469. 8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: stop being so hostile you're hurting my feelings Elowin
  470. 8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no fancy functions or buttons to mess up your stuff
  471. 8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also I'd like to point out how easily you twats get bored of shit
  472. 8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah
  473. 8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: namely your characters
  474. 8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "im data im bored of punching everything after 3 games new character"
  475. 8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: It does get monotonous
  476. 8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: As you're almost ready to leave the house, you hear the door bell ring.
  477. 8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: batman was a terrible character in retrospect
  478. 8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also spoiler alert Data's new dude's gonna be punchy too
  479. 8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  480. 8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but it loved stitch
  481. 8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: bored?
  482. 8:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If it's a jehova's witness, I'm shooting it in the knee."
  483. 8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: i just feel like
  484. 8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: our party needs a character that isnt 100% combat
  485. 8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: merchant cough
  486. 8:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: that was sort of Entropy's original plan
  487. 8:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You open the door, to reveal a man wearing leather motorcycle clothes and a matching helmet. He's got a monokatana slung over his back.
  488. 8:42 PM - MeltingDakka: merchant left cough
  489. 8:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but 95% of the previous games were combat
  490. 8:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Wing, you're on
  491. 8:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Names"
  492. 8:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "What are yours"
  493. 8:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Hi! Im Ash!"
  494. 8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "To the point. I am Entropy. Explain your presence here."
  495. 8:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: btw in case you didn't read MY PAINSTAKINGLY CRAFTED REALISTIC EMAIL you're sent by Merchant to help the rest of the doods
  496. 8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: o yeah
  497. 8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I read it
  498. 8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I just forgot
  499. 8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: Higeki takes off his glove and slices his hand with a traditional japanese tanto
  500. 8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  501. 8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I am sworn to you by blood"
  502. 8:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: is this the suicide squad
  503. 8:43 PM - MeltingDakka: yes
  504. 8:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eedgyyyyy
  505. 8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Your grievances are mine"
  506. 8:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: or just the emo squad
  507. 8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "And my life is yours"
  508. 8:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Uh, I'm Bradley, Tool Bradley, but you can call me Too- and what the hell are you doin'?"
  509. 8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "As former executioner of the Yamaguchi gang I am your servant"
  510. 8:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy nods, saying nothing edgyily
  511. 8:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Goddammit Boss I swear the more people you hire the weirder they get."
  512. 8:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If you have any complaints, you can take it up with the complaints department." Entropy draws his gun and spins it.
  513. 8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I was employed by a man named Yodare to serve and protect you"
  514. 8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "You may know his as Merchant"
  515. 8:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Who the fuck is- oh."
  516. 8:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I didnt know he had such a dumb name."
  517. 8:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "So he did send a replacement? An honest man. You seem capable."
  518. 8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: "He goes by many names"
  519. 8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: "A man of his business should not stay in one place or in one body"
  520. 8:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That's disgusting."
  521. 8:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  522. 8:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: He flicks the blood off of his tanto and stows it away
  523. 8:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Alright, we goin?"
  524. 8:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Where are we going again?"
  525. 8:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Let's."
  526. 8:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We're going to acquire a large bounty and an item I've been searching for."
  527. 8:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Then I will follow"
  528. 8:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool takes place at the controls of your trusty (totally not stolen) AV.
  529. 8:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That didn't answer my question at all."
  530. 8:50 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Part of being the best is being able to roll with the punches, Ash. You'll find out when we get there. Now cease your questions."
  531. 8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Oh, okay!"
  532. 8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: "What does that mean by the way?"
  533. 8:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wow Ash is almost as annoying as Elowin's OOC persona
  534. 8:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  535. 8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
  536. 8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: o;
  537. 8:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  538. 8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
  539. 8:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy sighs. "You're lucky you're good at causing damage." He ignores Ash and says to Tool, "Get us airborne already."
  540. 8:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: hey excuse me i only have 2 intelligence
  541. 8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
  542. 8:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I will, as soon as everyone's on board. Yes, that means you, mr. chainsaw arm. Get on."
  543. 8:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that... sort of makes sense
  544. 8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh wait nevermind
  545. 8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i was going to say you should be retarded
  546. 8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: and then realized that you are retarded
  547. 8:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: hue
  548. 8:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The AV zips off into the lead colored sky.
  549. 8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: what did you expect from fucking ash ketchum
  550. 8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: obviously he's a complete idiot that's like his thing
  551. 8:54 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  552. 8:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but he's like 10
  553. 8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: he's dumber than your average 10 year old
  554. 8:55 PM - Ass Ketchup: also he has some kind of syndrome that makes him look more like a 14ish year old
  555. 8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFDD2mqCwY&list=PLL-GuEbD-2_uuk7kGyPbAqAwIZiS6LFFt
  556. 8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: maybe, tbh I haven't really watched the anime :v
  557. 8:55 PM - Ass Ketchup: you have no childhood
  558. 8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  559. 8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: ciaster has never seen an anime
  560. 8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I do it's just... alright I don't
  561. 8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes i have never seen an anime
  562. 8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: he is the least weaboo of anyone in the world
  563. 8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I'm proud
  564. 8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: at least watch the good ones
  565. 8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: atleast watch pokeymen
  566. 8:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I do have an unexplainable love for terrible 80s cinema tho so it evens out :v
  567. 8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: weeb levels are unrelated, lets continue :v
  568. 8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: just watch cowboy bebop and samurai champloo
  569. 8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: dont forget pokeymen
  570. 8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh
  571. 8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is only good for nostalgia purposes
  572. 8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: also how can you have never ever watched neither dbz nor naruter
  573. 8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: >naruto
  574. 8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: >good
  575. 8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: if you haven't seen it then it doesn't matter
  576. 8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: >dbz
  577. 8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: >good
  578. 8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: dont talk shit about dbz
  579. 8:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: After a short flight over the increasingly more dilapidated areas of the city, you finally reach the area of the Combat Zone the place you're gonna be storming is apparently in.
  580. 8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: i'll dick you faggot
  581. 8:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets just continue
  582. 8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: i'm just saying it's like impossible to not have watched either
  583. 8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: he's polish :v
  584. 8:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can see the numerous oil refineries in the distance, an oasis of productivity in the wretched destroyed post-urban landscape.
  585. 8:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro gets out of the AV with his hand on his monokatana
  586. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh
  587. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: right
  588. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats right
  589. 8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're around here in poland
  590. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: explains everything
  591. 8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's just that
  592. 8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I don't like anime
  593. 8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: never did
  594. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: wait
  595. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: if you've never ever watched assnimu
  596. 8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I used to say that too Ciaster
  597. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: how can you know you dont like assnimu
  598. 8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: until I watched Gurren Lagann
  599. 8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then my life changed forever
  600. 8:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  601. 8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm a stubborn Cashub is how
  602. 8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh
  603. 8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: being stubborn normal pole nature?
  604. 8:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: Gurren Lagann is the definition of anime
  605. 8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashubia
  606. 8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well sort of I suppose
  607. 8:59 PM - MeltingDakka: ok let's continue
  608. 8:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll be in your house within the hour
  609. 8:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  610. 8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I mean I don't speak the goofy language
  611. 8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah
  612. 8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Finding the right building doesn't take Tool long.
  613. 9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: For one, it's the least devastated one in the area.
  614. 9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The second thing is the burst of machinegun fire that narrowly misses the AV as it's making its rounds.
  615. 9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "They're on the roof of that place!" yells your faithful driver.
  616. 9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: "How low are you to the roof?"
  617. 9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Get 'em before they riddle us with bullets and we'll crash and burn in this hellhole!"
  618. 9:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: I shoot my rockets at them
  619. 9:01 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We have the necessary equipment for that."
  620. 9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The AV is about, I dunno, forty, maybe fifty meters above the building.
  621. 9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Ass roll heavy weapons
  622. 9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i assume i can't jump that shit
  623. 9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not really :v
  624. 9:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: what was the diceroom again
  625. 9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: I need to get some cyberlegs
  626. 9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: CiastersCP2020Bonanza
  627. 9:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ayup
  628. 9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: have fun with that backblast ash
  629. 9:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the LAWs have none
  630. 9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
  631. 9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's explained away as them using like compressed air to launch the projectile
  632. 9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or something
  633. 9:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: that sounds highly ineffective
  634. 9:03 PM - Ass Ketchup: magic
  635. 9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: well
  636. 9:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ~future
  637. 9:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ~
  638. 9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: thats an improvement from their normal backblast
  639. 9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: of something like 270 feet?
  640. 9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sufficiently advanced technology is indisguishable from magic
  641. 9:04 PM - Ass Ketchup: gasp
  642. 9:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (arthur c.clarke get on my level scrubs)
  643. 9:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: you said it was doctor seuss
  644. 9:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: until i told u it was arthur c clarke u scrub
  645. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: lolno
  646. 9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeslol
  647. 9:05 PM - MeltingDakka: Sun Tzu says, "Watch the backblast you moron."
  648. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  649. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway roll already dammit
  650. 9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: i did
  651. 9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh you want me to post it here
  652. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  653. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I very much do
  654. 9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10+12 => 18
  655. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: classy
  656. 9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the name I mean
  657. 9:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: thx
  658. 9:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The three LAW rockets hit the middle of the roof, turning a group of Warrior Hearts who were just chillin' there into mincemeat and blasting a pretty large hole in the roof itself, further ruining the building. The machinegun nests are unaffected.
  659. 9:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  660. 9:07 PM - MeltingDakka: nice shot
  661. 9:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Drive me closer"
  662. 9:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I want to hit them with my sword"
  663. 9:08 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Your shoots fly true, Ash. You may not be clever, but at least you can hit them worth a damn."
  664. 9:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I want to stay un-riddled by bullets. Not goin' any closer till you get these guys, choomba."
  665. 9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "C
  666. 9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'mon, doesn't anyone here have a gun?"
  667. 9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well what's left
  668. 9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the nests?
  669. 9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  670. 9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: i shoot ye nestes
  671. 9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: which one
  672. 9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's two
  673. 9:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: all
  674. 9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
  675. 9:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure roll
  676. 9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well then I shoot one twice
  677. 9:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure roll
  678. 9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: too many modifiers aaa 1 sec
  679. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 10+1+6+ 1D10 => 25 ; 26
  680. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: crit
  681. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: no wait nevermind
  682. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: damn
  683. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh well
  684. 9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: neato
  685. 9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's still two hits at Long range
  686. 9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: with a handgun
  687. 9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nice job
  688. 9:11 PM - MeltingDakka: such modifier
  689. 9:11 PM - MeltingDakka: so wow
  690. 9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location and damage nig
  691. 9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes but I also need to pay attention to giant anime robots pnp too
  692. 9:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so suck a dick I'm a busy man
  693. 9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: hurry your shit up
  694. 9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 03:11 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location and damage nig
  695. 9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: relax u shit
  696. 9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: mum needed me
  697. 9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  698. 9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: swer on me mum
  699. 9:13 PM - Ass Ketchup: i'll slap ur mum silly
  700. 9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 5D6 => 21 ; 23
  701. 9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  702. 9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 1D10 => 9 ; 2
  703. 9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and alright
  704. 9:14 PM - MeltingDakka: why does your pistol do 5d6
  705. 9:14 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't forget I have API ammo
  706. 9:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: what the fuck
  707. 9:14 PM - MeltingDakka: ah
  708. 9:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats more than my shotgun
  709. 9:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: bullshity
  710. 9:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is more than my monokatana lazer blade shit
  711. 9:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: One of the machinegunners catches both bullets. The first one shatters the bone in his leg, bowling him over. As he's laying on the ground, the next one slams into his chest, going through the lightweight vest like a hot knife through butter.
  712. 9:15 PM - Ass Ketchup: i need to get more heavy weapons training
  713. 9:15 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and then he catches fire
  714. 9:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The next one, enraged by the loss of his comrade, yells as he fills the air around your AV with bullets. You'd better get him soon.
  715. 9:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well whose turn it be
  716. 9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the next guys
  717. 9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he's kind of not specced in ranged
  718. 9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
  719. 9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Ass your turn again
  720. 9:16 PM - Ass Ketchup: how close am i
  721. 9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 50 meters
  722. 9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: give or take
  723. 9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: how big are my chances of surviving a jump down there
  724. 9:17 PM - MeltingDakka: 0
  725. 9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;(
  726. 9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  727. 9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: around 0 to 5%
  728. 9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: without dying
  729. 9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: if anyone is jumping it is me
  730. 9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok i guess i'll just throw a grenade
  731. 9:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: throw pikachu
  732. 9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats not a bad idea
  733. 9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: except
  734. 9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: how large are the chances of my pikachu surviving that
  735. 9:18 PM - MeltingDakka: 0
  736. 9:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: around 0%
  737. 9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  738. 9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he might stain the guy's paints with his blood if you throw him right
  739. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: well then just grenade then
  740. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: completely regular HE grenade
  741. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: of boredom
  742. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: except
  743. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: its
  744. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: a
  745. 9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll ye dice
  746. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: POKEBALL
  747. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh come on
  748. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10+20 => 21
  749. 9:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gj
  750. 9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: motherfucker
  751. 9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ahahaha
  752. 9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you shit you better not blow us up
  753. 9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: why does that always happen to me
  754. 9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  755. 9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll on fumble table
  756. 9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I swear I will shoot you
  757. 9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but first I'll discect pikachu infront of you
  758. 9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10 => 9
  759. 9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "you manage to wound the member of your own party."
  760. 9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: welp
  761. 9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ubVL69SgQA&list=PL176D2D566086F6AE
  762. 9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: tool tool tool tool tool
  763. 9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: tool tool tool tool tool
  764. 9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll 1d3
  765. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: toooooolie toolie toolie tool
  766. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if tool gets hit
  767. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're all dead
  768. 9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
  769. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: pretty much
  770. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shot
  771. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shit
  772. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh hey Bruce
  773. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: HIT BRYNES
  774. 9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: BruceBruceBruceBruce
  775. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: YES
  776. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  777. 9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh yeah we're playing
  778. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: hi bruce
  779. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  780. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: i just blowed everyone up
  781. 9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: I was gonna fall asleep watching Kamen Rider
  782. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Bruce suddenly appears in the AV and catches the grenadew
  783. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
  784. 9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  785. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  786. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  787. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCEBRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  788. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
  789. RIP AND TEAR
  790. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
  791. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
  792. 9:21 PM - MeltingDakka: roll 1d4 now! c:
  793. 9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Did I miss shit?
  794. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: it was an accident this time!
  795. 9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: 1D4 => 3
  796. 9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce materializes in the AV just as Ass is trying to throw the grenade.
  797. 9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: FUCK YOU
  798. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, it's Entropy
  799. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: rip
  800. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: is that u
  801. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait
  802. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage
  803. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: that's not fair
  804. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: lol
  805. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: why does he count
  806. 9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: Why am I late?
  807. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he shouldn't count
  808. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: as one of the 1d4
  809. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: uh
  810. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he should
  811. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: you are 1 hours and 14 minutes late
  812. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it was 1d3 before he went in
  813. 9:22 PM - MeltingDakka: 22 minutes*
  814. 9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: Fuck dude, I've been here to entire time
  815. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes Potato you're kind of late
  816. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: of fuq
  817. 9:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: 7D6 => 26
  818. 9:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: rip
  819. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: still he shouldn't be part of it otherwise it would have been damage self
  820. 9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: what a weird ass time skip there
  821. 9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ruuuuude
  822. 9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright wot's your armor Dan
  823. 9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: whatever. What did I miss?
  824. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not much
  825. 9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: I am different
  826. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're raiding an apartment building in the combat zone
  827. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: full of gangers
  828. 9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: and so is data
  829. 9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: but he isn't here yet
  830. 9:23 PM - MeltingDakka: ;)
  831. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just 'cause Entropy wants a new toy
  832. 9:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: rip entropy
  833. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (and to claim a bounty)
  834. 9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 12 in my head, 26s on my torso and arms
  835. 9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 24 on my cyberleg and 12 on the other
  836. 9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: actually 16 on the other
  837. 9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  838. 9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: sooo
  839. 9:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/734415_318610918281710_937027363_n.jpg
  840. 9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: you died
  841. 9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: what in the holy fuck is that
  842. 9:24 PM - MeltingDakka: that is potato
  843. 9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: is that me
  844. 9:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The grenade slams into Entropy's chest in the same milisecond it explodes. Most of the shrapnel goes outwards, but some of it slams straight into his chest armor.
  845. 9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: lol what
  846. 9:24 PM - MeltingDakka: in a manly-ass kilt
  847. 9:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uwot
  848. 9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "You incompetent screwup! The only thing you're the best at is being a nusicence!"
  849. 9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how low are we again
  850. 9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: is it low enough to survive a drop
  851. 9:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: 50m
  852. 9:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
  853. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 50 meters
  854. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uh...
  855. 9:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: so wait
  856. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll acrobatics?
  857. 9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so he won't survive if I push him out eh
  858. 9:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: And keep in mind that's my hair on a GOOD day
  859. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, that's what you want to do
  860. 9:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: I have a lot of hair
  861. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no, he won't
  862. 9:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: how did that explosion not damage everyone else
  863. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless he gets really lucky
  864. 9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy
  865. 9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: when we're in a small helicopter
  866. 9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: convenience?
  867. 9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shaped charges
  868. 9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gm magic
  869. 9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: dice
  870. 9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: cut it yo
  871. 9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh man are we in a helicopter again?
  872. 9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes
  873. 9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: huehuehue
  874. 9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 's body armor absorbed the shrapnel, the rest of it went outside
  875. 9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: short hair is always better
  876. 9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: Can we blow up a giant building for old timne's sake?
  877. 9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: and i just accidentally a grenade in here
  878. 9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: huehuehueh
  879. 9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah you're in an AV IT'S NOT A HELICOPTER DAMMIT
  880. 9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: even though i never follow that rule
  881. 9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but yeah pretty much
  882. 9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's a flying van
  883. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy, wanna throw Ass out of the AV?
  884. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not if it'll kill him
  885. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually roll for the Edge thing
  886. 9:27 PM - MeltingDakka: aw shit
  887. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it won't 'cause GM fiat but it'll be funny
  888. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then we'd have to go through the whole getting a new party member thing
  889. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok yes
  890. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: doing it then
  891. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, no roll then
  892. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 7
  893. 9:27 PM - Ass Ketchup: then i could play the techwizard!!!
  894. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roleplay it out nigga
  895. 9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: didn't hit my emp
  896. 9:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: So who is the new character, Wing?
  897. 9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and no no techwizards
  898. 9:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: Yakuza biker assassin
  899. 9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: he's an emo asian dude with a sword
  900. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy kicks Ash out the window after his spectacular fuckup
  901. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: window
  902. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: door
  903. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: heli
  904. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: whatevs
  905. 9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: and his first interaction with us was that he cut his own wrist
  906. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: sworn by bushido and fucked up beyond imagination
  907. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch was was a blood oath
  908. 9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And take your rat too!" he throws pikachu after him assuming pikachu came with us
  909. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: i will cut u
  910. 9:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: So 'Pyscho biker'
  911. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
  912. 9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
  913. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: not really
  914. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: just heartless biker
  915. 9:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash flies through the air as he's screaming something sounding vaguely japanese. He slams into one of the still intact AC units, reducing it to scrap metal. By some miracle, his grenades don't go off.
  916. 9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: can I throw pikachu back into the helicopter while i'm falling?
  917. 9:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Roll 1d4
  918. 9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is traditional as fuck
  919. 9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: for the amount of broken limbs this is gonna give you :v
  920. 9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: Compared to 'Pyscho jazz mussician', 'Slightly less pyscho lucha' and jut plain ol' 'pyscho'
  921. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: :<
  922. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh yeee
  923. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he didn't die
  924. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: broken limbs I can live with
  925. 9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 1d4 mister
  926. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and so can he
  927. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: 1D4 => 3
  928. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait me or him
  929. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: so that's like
  930. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: pfft
  931. 9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ahaha
  932. 9:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: you should probably read my characters god damn bio and you'll learn why he is a psycho bitch
  933. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: three of my toes ok
  934. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes ok sure cool
  935. 9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh wow you have a bio
  936. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so your character is cool with me shoving Ash out the window
  937. 9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuck that
  938. 9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Both his legs and his left arm are broken in the fall.
  939. 9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: im ok with this
  940. 9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  941. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
  942. 9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is why excel is best
  943. 9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: at least he can still throw with his right
  944. 9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :V
  945. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: can I throw pikachu back now?
  946. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  947. 9:30 PM - MeltingDakka: only the chainsaw arm is intact i think
  948. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he kinda can't walk
  949. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: then i do
  950. 9:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yeah, which is the saw arm?
  951. 9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll order my new samauri guy to carry him
  952. 9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall I finish him off?"
  953. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also, as he's laying on the ground, pikachu safely lands on his chest and squeaks.
  954. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: yo
  955. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: yooooooo
  956. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  957. 9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "No. Leave him."
  958. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i throw my pikachu back
  959. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: why would you
  960. 9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: because im going to make it zap him
  961. 9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
  962. 9:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: right in the face
  963. 9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Then so be it"
  964. 9:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
  965. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: still no
  966. 9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If he survived a fall from that height, then he might serve some purpose yet."
  967. 9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Incompetent, but hardy."
  968. 9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I wish I knew what was going on in my life"
  969. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ketchup moans as he's laying in the remains of the AC unit.
  970. 9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: "A wise observation"
  971. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce, you're up
  972. 9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
  973. 9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I'd silence that tongue of yours, unless you want to go after him, Brynes."
  974. 9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: what the hell is going on
  975. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's one machinegun nest to take out
  976. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're storming an apartment building full of gangers
  977. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in the combat zone
  978. 9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause Entropy wants a new gun
  979. 9:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
  980. 9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ubVL69SgQA&list=PL176D2D566086F6AE
  981. 9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: So we're in an aptarment?
  982. 9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: Or a fly thingy
  983. 9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
  984. 9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: in the AV
  985. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're above the building
  986. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in the AV
  987. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude Ass just fell 50 meters
  988. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: how else would he pull that off
  989. 9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: and there is a nest of machine gunners
  990. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  991. 9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: Throw him out the window
  992. 9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: one machinegunner in fact
  993. 9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: I still have the sniper
  994. 9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the other nest is kind of full of blood after Entropy splattered the other guy
  995. 9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: and he's staionary.....
  996. 9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's what I was hoping you'd do
  997. 9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: just for that i'm gonna doomguy his ass with the shotgun
  998. 9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh sure why not
  999. 9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1000. 9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: be my guest
  1001. 9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out the euro sniper rifle
  1002. 9:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: One of these days i'm gonna put that thing down on my sheet
  1003. 9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  1004. 9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: use my excel sheet
  1005. 9:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what euro - oh, the PSG-1
  1006. 9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: its so much easier to store info on
  1007. 9:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: We fuckin' get it you have a hard on for excel
  1008. 9:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: nigga nobody uses excel
  1009. 9:34 PM - MeltingDakka: i'll vouch for the excel sheet
  1010. 9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch use open office then
  1011. 9:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I use libreoffice
  1012. 9:35 PM - MeltingDakka: its wayyy better~
  1013. 9:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: its the same god damn thing
  1014. 9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: Foxit reader
  1015. 9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: honestly I prefer the .pdf but we already had that derail
  1016. 9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nigga
  1017. 9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just roll for the shot
  1018. 9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1019. 9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: KK
  1020. 9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4
  1021. 9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: soooo
  1022. 9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: 25!
  1023. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright neato
  1024. 9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: yaaaay having hella rifle
  1025. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location, damage
  1026. 9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: i bet none of you guys have even seen my sheet
  1027. 9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: except for data that is
  1028. 9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: and I asume still target counteracts in moving vehicle?
  1029. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah it's 6d6+2
  1030. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I assume so
  1031. 9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: noice
  1032. 9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: holy shit
  1033. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also I have seen the sheet dude
  1034. 9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm the GM
  1035. 9:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: aside from ciaster and data then
  1036. 9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: 27 damage
  1037. 9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: Insert weird al joke here
  1038. 9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and location?
  1039. 9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: one sec
  1040. 9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: kay
  1041. 9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4
  1042. 9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright think that's torso
  1043. 9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  1044. 9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1045. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: aggh, thjis is bugging me
  1046. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/1/1b/Animated_Stungun.jpg/250px-Animated_Stungun.jpg
  1047. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: who does this look like?
  1048. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: Cause it's really familiar
  1049. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean I know it's transformers
  1050. 9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: but it looks like something else
  1051. 9:38 PM - MeltingDakka: face resembles megamn and gutsman
  1052. 9:39 PM - MeltingDakka: now shush, now is cyberpunk time
  1053. 9:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, maybe
  1054. 9:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: Was thinking it was something megaman related
  1055. 9:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: In one quick, trained movement, Bruce yanks the sniper rifle out of his duffel bag, raises it to eye level, and pops off one shot. The remaining machinegunner falls to the ground with a large hole in his sternum.
  1056. 9:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The roof is clear and Tool gets ready to touch down.
  1057. 9:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Your speed is admirable"
  1058. 9:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your AV gracefully lands on the concrete of the roof of what was once a middle class apartment building.
  1059. 9:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Although I have never used a gun, so I have nothing to compare"
  1060. 9:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Um, thanks. i guess."
  1061. 9:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Do y'all wanna loot the dudes you killed? And do you want to check out what happened to Ketchup?
  1062. 9:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes and no
  1063. 9:40 PM - MeltingDakka: (loot everything)
  1064. 9:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool unbuckles his seatbelt, grabs his rifle, and jumps out of the AV. "Alright, we're here."
  1065. 9:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats just rude bruce
  1066. 9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: loot all the things
  1067. 9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: WAAAAIT
  1068. 9:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro examines the bodies but does not touch them
  1069. 9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: they had mounted nested machine guns
  1070. 9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg
  1071. 9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: Loot this
  1072. 9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I want to tear them off and stuff them in the AV for later mounting
  1073. 9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: attach them to AV
  1074. 9:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: Fuck bitches get money
  1075. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ^^^
  1076. 9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you find: two M60 machine guns, four 100 round boxes of 7.62x51, and a couple of chunks of meat from the Hearts your friend Ass splattered with his LAW.
  1077. 9:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: our techie can fix em on there
  1078. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I hope someone is logging this cause I'm not
  1079. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I mean the loot
  1080. 9:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I discover nothing of interest"
  1081. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not the actual log
  1082. 9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The M60s get chucked in the roomy back of the AV, along with the ammo.
  1083. 9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I will actually
  1084. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: k cool
  1085. 9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: We should make a document of all the loot in the armory
  1086. 9:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: maybe, actually
  1087. 9:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah later on maybe
  1088. 9:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: well, we pretty much leave no loot un-taken
  1089. 9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: a inventory manifest
  1090. 9:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so while they drag the new loot into the AV, I go over to Ash
  1091. 9:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: as he's lying there and probably moaning in pain, I nudge him with my foot
  1092. 9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: could lead to some nice plot shit like if someone notices the manifest mysteriously changes
  1093. 9:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "What would you want done with him"
  1094. 9:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: is he moaning in pain
  1095. 9:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: absolutely
  1096. 9:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: probably
  1097. 9:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "You're certainly the best at not dying, at least."
  1098. 9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man Entropy's an asshole
  1099. 9:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c;
  1100. 9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg
  1101. 9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
  1102. 9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: such knowledg
  1103. 9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: so realize
  1104. 9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
  1105. 9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's why we all love him tho
  1106. 9:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall we bring him to the hospital when we are done"
  1107. 9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also why the sarcasm Potato
  1108. 9:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hiro, carry him. We'll deal with his injuries later."
  1109. 9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: We all know this ya ass but :v
  1110. 9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: It's not really a secret
  1111. 9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I know
  1112. 9:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up Ash and throws him over his shoulders"
  1113. 9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that wasn't supposed to be a realization
  1114. 9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: more of a "so hey, guys, that entropy sure is an asshole, right? heh" thing
  1115. 9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: eh, fair enough
  1116. 9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekFgtyXgs_A
  1117. 9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: Wait wait wait
  1118. 9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Guys
  1119. 9:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I see you still have one good arm, Ash. Use it. But one more mistake like that, and it will break as well."
  1120. 9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Do you think we match up to the planetteers?
  1121. 9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Minus the newbie 'cause I dunno him
  1122. 9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...?
  1123. 9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
  1124. 9:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Sir, he will hamper my movement. When the time of battle comes shall I drop him?"
  1125. 9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: we each match up to a planeteer from Captain PLanet
  1126. 9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ah
  1127. 9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, yeah
  1128. 9:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: arent alike all of us
  1129. 9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I dunno
  1130. 9:47 PM - MeltingDakka: oh damn
  1131. 9:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: except asian faggot
  1132. 9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: white dudes
  1133. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: have you guys ever seen Here Comes the Boom?
  1134. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oi
  1135. 9:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: nope
  1136. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy's north korean
  1137. 9:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: No, like us us
  1138. 9:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright niggas what u do
  1139. 9:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now
  1140. 9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: then those two asian dudes
  1141. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you better not be calling him an asian faggot
  1142. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: Here Comes the Boom is so fucking awesome
  1143. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: the fat guy from mall cop
  1144. 9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: ur an asian faggot now
  1145. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: as a ufc fighter
  1146. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: suk a dil
  1147. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: its great
  1148. 9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: lodsefighting
  1149. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and don't critfail on me again
  1150. 9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: <3 u bby
  1151. 9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't worry I'm just being tsundere
  1152. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: will have to watch it also the rest of y'all niggas shut the fuck up alright c:
  1153. 9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: all 4 u ashy
  1154. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
  1155. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: WHAT DO YOU DO
  1156. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're on top of a gang fortress
  1157. 9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: we kill shit and take their stuff
  1158. 9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: there
  1159. 9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: summed up every game we have, are, and will play ever
  1160. 9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well now that we got loot in the AV and Ash on a shoulder, we go downstairs
  1161. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1162. 9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then kill shit and take their stuff
  1163. 9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You hear gunfire from below as you descend down the stairs.
  1164. 9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You're on the tenth floor. What do you do?
  1165. 9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (note: the map's in the folder)
  1166. 9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (well sort of)
  1167. 9:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro places down Ash and draws his sword
  1168. 9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check orginal.jpg.png
  1169. 9:50 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so you literally have every floor mapped out or what
  1170. 9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no actually but I've got writeups of what's on each floor
  1171. 9:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then the obvious solution is to check each floor
  1172. 9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so I'm either gonna do 'em on the fly using a template or
  1173. 9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's what you should probably do
  1174. 9:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We'll search each floor. Don't want any surprises sneaking behind us."
  1175. 9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Perhaps I can sneak up on them"
  1176. 9:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the plans are kinda outdated seeing as the building's got a giant-ass hole in it on the west side and so on but they're something
  1177. 9:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1178. 9:52 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and Ash has been unusually silent, though I'll attest that to 3 broken limbs
  1179. 9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i got a stealth of 10
  1180. 9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall I scout ahead?"
  1181. 9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Do so."
  1182. 9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "No objections from me." says Tool, who's following behind the group with his rifle on the ready.
  1183. 9:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: "By all means"
  1184. 9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah also Tool's with you 'cause that's gonna be a -huge- combat sequence
  1185. 9:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro gets into his sneak position with his sword and proceeds to places
  1186. 9:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: ohhh nooo
  1187. 9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: probably shouldn't have almost killed Ash then
  1188. 9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh well
  1189. 9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  1190. 9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
  1191. 9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1192. 9:54 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he can still throw grenades
  1193. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait
  1194. 9:54 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he's got one good arm, right?
  1195. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: he can throw shit right
  1196. 9:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: I assume these are all rooms?
  1197. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: but his legs are broken
  1198. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: WHAT IF
  1199. 9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Hiro meticulously checks the tenth floor, apartment after apartment.
  1200. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: TO GET AROUND
  1201. 9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah these are all apartments
  1202. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: HE THROWS HIMSELF
  1203. 9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: studios, just small-ass ones
  1204. 9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that ain't gonna work
  1205. 9:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: 21
  1206. 9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he can walk though! c: as long as he beats a stun/shock save
  1207. 9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: also is data even playing
  1208. 9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: nah
  1209. 9:55 PM - MeltingDakka: hi
  1210. 9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  1211. 9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not yet
  1212. 9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: waiting for his character to be introduced
  1213. 9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Ash stop not talking
  1214. 9:55 PM - MeltingDakka: c;
  1215. 9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: gonna introduce his new dude later
  1216. 9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: but
  1217. 9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you aren't even bitching at me
  1218. 9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and it makes me scared
  1219. 9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: no..no more Lucha Business man?
  1220. 9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: i assume i found nothing
  1221. 9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He finds nothing, apart from dust, wind, crumbling remains of furniture and empty promises.
  1222. 9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: RIP AGUILA, the best of us
  1223. 9:56 PM - MeltingDakka: :-:7
  1224. 9:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro returns "The path ahead is safe"
  1225. 9:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Though I don't know of what in on the next floor"
  1226. 9:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1EqE038so
  1227. 9:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Let's go, then."
  1228. 9:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up Ash and continues onward
  1229. 9:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool follows the group as the rear guard, holding his rifle in a relaxed manner.
  1230. 9:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He looks like the professional he is.
  1231. 9:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the professional who pissed himself when we first met
  1232. 9:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: >Otacon
  1233. 9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh wow
  1234. 9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: >otacon
  1235. 9:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well you kinda murdered his whole crew on what he thought to be a milk run job
  1236. 9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: >professional
  1237. 9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: pick one
  1238. 9:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also he didn't piss himself :v
  1239. 9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: i forgot Tool was the booster gang member on the place
  1240. 9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: plane*
  1241. 10:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he was the leader actually :v
  1242. 10:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and they weren't boosters
  1243. 10:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh whatever
  1244. 10:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is on the next floor
  1245. 10:00 PM - MeltingDakka: oh shit
  1246. 10:01 PM - MeltingDakka: evil dead, the new one in on tv
  1247. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh?
  1248. 10:01 PM - MeltingDakka: hoooo shit boi
  1249. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
  1250. 10:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The next floor is as empty as the tenth, although you can hear gunfire from the floor below it.
  1251. 10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: the new one?
  1252. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  1253. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: there was a remake of the first
  1254. 10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: why
  1255. 10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: the first was the gayest
  1256. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: ^
  1257. 10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: the problem is
  1258. 10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: the second is a remake of the first
  1259. 10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: because generic horror is apparently the shit these days
  1260. 10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: and expansion
  1261. 10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: and awesome
  1262. 10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: no one really cares aboot the first
  1263. 10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhhh
  1264. 10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: cause 2 ans 3 exist
  1265. 10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: no its not bruce
  1266. 10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Dost ye go further down?
  1267. 10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: and*
  1268. 10:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro drops Ash
  1269. 10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: u faggot
  1270. 10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash lets out a yelp of pain as he hits the floor like a sack of bricks.
  1271. 10:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I shall scout ahead downstairs"
  1272. 10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1273. 10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: moer like
  1274. 10:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: does anyone have painkillers or something
  1275. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can I roll to determine how close the gun shots are?
  1276. 10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: a sack of potatoes
  1277. 10:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah sure
  1278. 10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: huehuehuehuehehueheuheuheuheuheuehuehueheuheuheue
  1279. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuck
  1280. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: 11
  1281. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: what the shit
  1282. 10:03 PM - MeltingDakka: but potatoes are gay
  1283. 10:03 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  1284. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: i keep rolling ones
  1285. 10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: god dammit
  1286. 10:04 PM - Ass Ketchup: you dont roll ones nearly as well as i do
  1287. 10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: i was hoping it was broekn
  1288. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you try to determine how close the gunshots are, but can't quite pinpoint their location. They definitely are below, though.
  1289. 10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is the threshold?
  1290. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like 15? they're pretty loud
  1291. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but you rolled a 1
  1292. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so
  1293. 10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i add my luck
  1294. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no adding luck on crit fails :v
  1295. 10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: o fuck that is right
  1296. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're lucky I didn't make you roll on the fumble table
  1297. 10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually
  1298. 10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll 1d10
  1299. 10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1300. 10:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't waste luck on a fuckin perception roll
  1301. 10:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: what do my ears burst?
  1302. 10:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 7
  1303. 10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw, perception doesn't have its own selection of fumbles
  1304. 10:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: i fucking hope so
  1305. 10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
  1306. 10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  1307. 10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: last time i rolled a fumble it caused all my limbs to die
  1308. 10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro sneakily continues downstairs
  1309. 10:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you just can't figure out where the guys are. apart from being downstairs.
  1310. 10:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Alright
  1311. 10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: and the time before that it caused my pikachu to die
  1312. 10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: 26
  1313. 10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: this time your ears better die
  1314. 10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: i call shenanigans
  1315. 10:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You manage to get unnoticed by the two guards you can see in the hallway on the eight floor.
  1316. 10:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is their line of sight?
  1317. 10:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm sorry Ash but if you didn't roll that 3 it wouldn't have happened
  1318. 10:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: They're definitely guarding a door, though you have no idea why anyone would need to guard a door in a dilapidated apartment building.
  1319. 10:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: LOS? hm
  1320. 10:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: just to see if i can backstab them or something
  1321. 10:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're guarding the door to apartment nr. 5
  1322. 10:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shoot them
  1323. 10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you're in the upper right corner, just off the stairs leading to the upper floor
  1324. 10:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with your swords
  1325. 10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah just like ninja star them or something
  1326. 10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can I run up and do crazy slashes to both of them?
  1327. 10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: I don't have a ninja star
  1328. 10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what's your REF?
  1329. 10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: yet
  1330. 10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10
  1331. 10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh
  1332. 10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well then I won't even bother with a roll :v
  1333. 10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: go for it
  1334. 10:10 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
  1335. 10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gj
  1336. 10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: always bother with rolls Ciaster
  1337. 10:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro runs up a quickly turns the hallway into a deli
  1338. 10:10 PM - MeltingDakka: >no rolling
  1339. 10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: someone in Mekton chained 5 1s in a roll
  1340. 10:10 PM - MeltingDakka: i had to roll for punching nigga
  1341. 10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: quintuple critfail
  1342. 10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: rolls matter no matter how trivial they may seem
  1343. 10:11 PM - MeltingDakka: ^^^
  1344. 10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
  1345. 10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: what would i roll for then
  1346. 10:11 PM - MeltingDakka: remember the shitty rolls i made as renaldo that got me run over twice by the same car :V
  1347. 10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: huh
  1348. 10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I meant it like I won't bother with a REF roll, he still needs to roll for the attacks
  1349. 10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: that was weird
  1350. 10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
  1351. 10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPn4V-1nVbo
  1352. 10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also that
  1353. 10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: 26 and 26
  1354. 10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: awright
  1355. 10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh yeah
  1356. 10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they kinda don't have melee weapons so
  1357. 10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I think that might have been one of my favorite sessions actually
  1358. 10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage?
  1359. 10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: almost killing Ren
  1360. 10:12 PM - MeltingDakka: i had fun being almost killed
  1361. 10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: the car/sanic?
  1362. 10:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: shall id do damage then
  1363. 10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah and later on he got owned by Snake
  1364. 10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: I remember that
  1365. 10:12 PM - MeltingDakka: snake 2stornk
  1366. 10:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10 and 14
  1367. 10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yeah, what happened to snake?
  1368. 10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 04:12 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage?
  1369. yes I'd say that if you feel like it sure
  1370. 10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: snake just kinda disappeared
  1371. 10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: also monoblades fuck up armor hard
  1372. 10:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: never to be seen again
  1373. 10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  1374. 10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and these guys have ass armor
  1375. 10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1376. 10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location? :v
  1377. 10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: locations in fact
  1378. 10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1/3xSP vs soft
  1379. 10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: 3 and 6
  1380. 10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The guards don't even manage to turn all the way in your direction when you're on 'em. A quick slash goes right through the rightmost guard's chest, and another one lops the leftmost one's left arm clean off. He's so shocked he doesn't even make a sound as he falls to the ground, the blood gushing and spraying around.
  1381. 10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hm
  1382. 10:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: ouch
  1383. 10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do y'all think I've got problems?
  1384. 10:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: naah
  1385. 10:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: someone got bloody mes
  1386. 10:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and you dis me when I go all anime
  1387. 10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro finished him off with his monotanto
  1388. 10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
  1389. 10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: i though the one armed guy was still alive for a second
  1390. 10:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He's dead, Jim
  1391. 10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but the first one's still alive
  1392. 10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: barely
  1393. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright yeah then
  1394. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro finished him off with his monotanto
  1395. 10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you finishin' him?
  1396. 10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1397. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  1398. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: do i need to roll for that?
  1399. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: 23
  1400. 10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The short blade pierces the dying man's heart in a coup de grace. He's definitely dead now.
  1401. 10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: io
  1402. 10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: roll to stick sword in crippled dying motionless guy
  1403. 10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: critfail
  1404. 10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Do you check out the room they were guarding? (I would if I were you)
  1405. 10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you stick your own groin
  1406. 10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can my infrared sort of see through the wall?
  1407. 10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: If it is thin enough
  1408. 10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  1409. 10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: then i do so
  1410. 10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You turn on your internal infrared sensor.
  1411. 10:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got tinfared too don't forget
  1412. 10:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Through the wall, you see three figures, two warm and one looking like a black hole in the infrared spectrum.
  1413. 10:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The cold one looks like it's laying flat on something.
  1414. 10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: hhhmm
  1415. 10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: dead?
  1416. 10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: are they close enough so that i can shove my sword through the wall and pierce him
  1417. 10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The two others are standing around it, looks like they're working on it.
  1418. 10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
  1419. 10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: and yes dick jokes
  1420. 10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro returns up the stairs and motions for everyone to come down quietly
  1421. 10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: Doesn't entropy have metal legs?
  1422. 10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: one
  1423. 10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: only one metal leg
  1424. 10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: not very quiet, still
  1425. 10:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I can imagine him trying to be quiet :v
  1426. 10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I dooooo
  1427. 10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: metal leg
  1428. 10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: singular
  1429. 10:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *clang* *clang* *clang* *whispering* "Alright, I'm in the position."
  1430. 10:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oi
  1431. 10:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that wasn't IC btw
  1432. 10:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got shoes on
  1433. 10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I will guard door 5 while you guys check out the other rooms"
  1434. 10:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so it's *thud* *thud* *thud* instead
  1435. 10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If something goes wrong then i got them ambushed"
  1436. 10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If that is okay with you Entropy"
  1437. 10:23 PM - MeltingDakka: ha, what a bitch
  1438. 10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch im a samurai sworn by blood and bushido
  1439. 10:23 PM - MeltingDakka: biiiitch
  1440. 10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: can't disobey my lord
  1441. 10:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is agreeable."
  1442. 10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: all entropy gotta do is say the word and ill cut u the fuck up
  1443. 10:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: <3 u bby
  1444. 10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if I were you I'd play as Ghost Dog instead of some boring japanese nigga with a sword
  1445. 10:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy you nice polish for your blades
  1446. 10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ghost Dog fukken owns
  1447. 10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro positions him self against the wall and waits
  1448. 10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ghost dog
  1449. 10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: the fuck is ghost dog
  1450. 10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ooooo
  1451. 10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah, from Jim Jarmusch's Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai
  1452. 10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ghost dog
  1453. 10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: played by Forest Whittaker
  1454. 10:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so I vote Ash should open the door
  1455. 10:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  1456. 10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh i though you were taking about the call of duty dog
  1457. 10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no I wasn't :v
  1458. 10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  1459. 10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you hardly even play as the dog
  1460. 10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's like two segments
  1461. 10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also call of dogty: dogges sucks
  1462. 10:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: we should play as dogs
  1463. 10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: dog rpg
  1464. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dunno about that but there is a cat rpg
  1465. 10:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: roll 1d4 for poo size
  1466. 10:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean there's already Bunnies and Burrows
  1467. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: called imaginatively "Cat"
  1468. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok
  1469. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so um
  1470. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we're outside a door?
  1471. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with niggas inside?
  1472. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  1473. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got dis
  1474. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you might want to not murder the niggas
  1475. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not yet at least
  1476. 10:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll guard the door and wait for them to come out and you guys can search the other rooms
  1477. 10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just a heads up
  1478. 10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I open teh door without them noticing and roll a tear gas nade in
  1479. 10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg my gf is black gonna sue u for racism~~~~~~~~
  1480. 10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wow rude
  1481. 10:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: both of them are white actually
  1482. 10:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nigga is a figure of speech :v
  1483. 10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so wot I gotta roll
  1484. 10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if anything
  1485. 10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: also holy shit I just fuckin mr miyagi'd a fucking fly
  1486. 10:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
  1487. 10:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: brb I gotta take a piss
  1488. 10:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: ryan is leaking over into our game
  1489. 10:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: hehe leak
  1490. 10:29 PM - MeltingDakka: hehe
  1491. 10:29 PM - MeltingDakka: leak
  1492. 10:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: hehe
  1493. 10:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: leak
  1494. 10:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: hehe leek
  1495. 10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: funny stuff
  1496. 10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also back
  1497. 10:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so
  1498. 10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so you roll uh whatever you roll for throwing grenades
  1499. 10:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: tear gas
  1500. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: helpful
  1501. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I roll handguns
  1502. 10:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: athfagets
  1503. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I roll Ash too
  1504. 10:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
  1505. 10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
  1506. 10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: just roll him around
  1507. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also are one of the guys in there doctors who can conveniently fix him
  1508. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: or maybe have a machine that can do it
  1509. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so he doesn't have to be lugged around
  1510. 10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I feel bad
  1511. 10:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: maybe
  1512. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't
  1513. 10:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy doesn't of course but I do
  1514. 10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
  1515. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway if I were you I'd barge in without any 'nades and see what happens
  1516. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just a heads up
  1517. 10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: idk man
  1518. 10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: tear gas is pretty cool
  1519. 10:32 PM - Ass Ketchup: that sounds boring
  1520. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually do
  1521. 10:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: srsly like wow talk about spoilers gm giveaway 0/10
  1522. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: throw a tear gas 'nade
  1523. 10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's funny
  1524. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: anything you've claimed to be funny has ended poorly
  1525. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so I'll do it
  1526. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: do any of you have incindiary grenades with you
  1527. 10:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: we can interrogate him later
  1528. 10:33 PM - MeltingDakka: you were gonna do it anyway, liar :V
  1529. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
  1530. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: use
  1531. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: it
  1532. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but tear gas will suffice
  1533. 10:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well violence and injuries are part of the humor so
  1534. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
  1535. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I want my samauri nigga to cut them if they's bad
  1536. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I likes to see him cut the things
  1537. 10:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if you use an incendiary I'm banning them from the game
  1538. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he's got
  1539. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: he can cut them when they're on fire
  1540. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: edge
  1541. 10:33 PM - MeltingDakka: fire can be cut
  1542. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but he can't cut them if they're...
  1543. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ASH
  1544. 10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: fack yuu
  1545. 10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ba dum TISH
  1546. 10:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: what's going ooooon
  1547. 10:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: not much
  1548. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: SO WHAT DO YOU DO
  1549. 10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: fck yu
  1550. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: DO YOU THROW A GRENADE
  1551. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: OR DO YOU NOT DO A THING
  1552. 10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: i throw an incindiary
  1553. 10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I THINK I'LL JUST BARGE IN THERE
  1554. 10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: BECAUSE GM TOLD ME TO
  1555. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ALRIGHT
  1556. 10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: GUN AT THE READY
  1557. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
  1558. 10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ALSO LET'S STOP talking in caps
  1559. 10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: i never begun
  1560. 10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: TOO LATE YOU ALREADY RECOMMENDED THIS GMLY COURSE OF ACTION and ok sure
  1561. 10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: unlike you faggots
  1562. 10:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You barge into the room, gun at the ready.
  1563. 10:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro follows inside
  1564. 10:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Inside are two men, both look like nerds. The older looking one has a white coat on and looks somewhat like a doctor. The other one's wearing a suit, with the sleeves rolled up and holding a wrench in one of his hands.
  1565. 10:36 PM - MeltingDakka has changed their name to John Edsworth.
  1566. 10:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh col
  1567. 10:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: ...
  1568. 10:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: itsdoctor klein
  1569. 10:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: i throw an incindiary grenade
  1570. 10:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He takes one glance at you, then, without batting an eye, brains the other one with the wrench.
  1571. 10:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Sir they are somewhat unarmed"
  1572. 10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: and doc brown
  1573. 10:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "And somewhat crazy"
  1574. 10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: SHIT Klein just shepard'd Doc Brown
  1575. 10:37 PM - John Edsworth: I pull the wrench out of the doctor's head.
  1576. 10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: There goes time travel
  1577. 10:37 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, hi!"
  1578. 10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: dun dun duuuuuuuun
  1579. 10:37 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "A wrench does not count as 'armed' Hiro. At ease."
  1580. 10:37 PM - John Edsworth: "Are you the good guys...or what?"
  1581. 10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Um"
  1582. 10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "i want to say yes"
  1583. 10:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: "No."
  1584. 10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "But....only kinda"
  1585. 10:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If you can kill a man with your fists you can kill them with a wrench
  1586. 10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "In a very loose sense of the word"
  1587. 10:38 PM - John Edsworth: I hold my wrench at the ready and grimace at the brain matter on it.
  1588. 10:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Wouldn't say that, but definitely not as bad as the guy who's, uh... laying in a big-ass pool of blood at my feet? Goddammit, Higeki."
  1589. 10:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "That does not mean it is of consequence to us."
  1590. 10:38 PM - John Edsworth: "Welp, that's good enough for me, I guess."
  1591. 10:39 PM - John Edsworth: "I need help getting out of here."
  1592. 10:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And we need help getting in here."
  1593. 10:39 PM - John Edsworth: "I can fix that. I can fix a lot of things, actually."
  1594. 10:40 PM - John Edsworth: "I'm John. And you?"
  1595. 10:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg rip off
  1596. 10:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: gonna sue
  1597. 10:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Hiro"
  1598. 10:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "There is an item and a bounty we are after. You will address me as Entropy.
  1599. 10:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "
  1600. 10:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I'm Bradley, but everyone just calls me Tool."
  1601. 10:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I'm... the best... the very best..."
  1602. 10:41 PM - John Edsworth: "Herro to you too. Shit, that was kind of racist. Sorry."
  1603. 10:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Bruce. You just killed a man with a wrench and you're the most normal person here. Please tell me you're not secretly insane"
  1604. 10:41 PM - John Edsworth: "And, uh, nice to meet you I guess?"
  1605. 10:42 PM - John Edsworth: I step over the brained doc carefully and reach inside a cabinet.
  1606. 10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: I shaje his hAND
  1607. 10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: SHAKE HIS HAND**
  1608. 10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: fuck
  1609. 10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: Shake his hand***
  1610. 10:42 PM - John Edsworth: When I pull my hands out, they're covered by two greyish gloves, with several buttons on them.
  1611. 10:42 PM - John Edsworth: nice typing there chief
  1612. 10:43 PM - John Edsworth: "Alright, so I can fight, kinda. But I'm better at just tinkering with stuff."
  1613. 10:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: are you going to shoot lightning out of your gloves
  1614. 10:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Good. We need someone with your skillset."
  1615. 10:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: do we?
  1616. 10:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yeah, the AV took a few hits on our way in, and I'm not sure how good of a shape it's in."
  1617. 10:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: more than your skill set ash
  1618. 10:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuck you too
  1619. 10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah your skill set is blowing shit up and being literally retarded with 2 int
  1620. 10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and having a yellow rat with a taser
  1621. 10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1622. 10:44 PM - John Edsworth: "AV? I'm pretty good with those, I can fix it after we're done with... what are you guys even here for?"
  1623. 10:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: im the best
  1624. 10:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Crime bust. I'm part of the NCPD"
  1625. 10:45 PM - John Edsworth: "Like, I'm grateful and all, but this is kind of a weird place to show up with a half-dead guy and several deadly weapons."
  1626. 10:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Well, it's less of a bust and more of a bounty claim, but potato, potahto."
  1627. 10:45 PM - John Edsworth: Speaking of the half dead guy named Ash, can I First Aid that nigga up?
  1628. 10:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can try but he's got several broken bones
  1629. 10:46 PM - John Edsworth: i've got a 10 in first aid :v
  1630. 10:46 PM - John Edsworth: 24
  1631. 10:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: still, the most you can do is set them and like wrap them in shit
  1632. 10:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1633. 10:46 PM - John Edsworth: better than letting him kind of loll about on the floor :v
  1634. 10:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb gotta piss
  1635. 10:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash now resembles a mummy - what's what all these bandages - but at least he's not in terrible pain anymore, thanks to John's expert care and stash of drugs.
  1636. 10:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Do not fail again, Ash."
  1637. 10:47 PM - John Edsworth: I wipe the blood on the dead doctor and look up. "Like I said, I fix things!"
  1638. 10:48 PM - John Edsworth: "So, where to?"
  1639. 10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Next time i'll make sure to use a stronger grenade.!"
  1640. 10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I mean pokemon."
  1641. 10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I will use a stronger pokemon. Yes."
  1642. 10:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And not to miss."
  1643. 10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That's a minor detail."
  1644. 10:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Uh, Boss, I don't mean to hurry ya, but we're kind of in the middle of a hostile territory with Gibson knows how many enemies below."
  1645. 10:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Then we shall continue onwards. Down, to the armory. I need that item."
  1646. 10:50 PM - John Edsworth: "Yeah, there's tons of gang dudes in here. It's kind of a shitty deal."
  1647. 10:50 PM - John Edsworth: "Item?"
  1648. 10:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
  1649. 10:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Boss is after an automatic 'nade launcher."
  1650. 10:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: "oh PIT no!"
  1651. 10:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: "We are not letting this rocker-boy moon-skull have a slagggin' auto nade launcher!"
  1652. 10:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Relax, whelp. We're putting it on the AV. And that is not the main reason I came here. There is another."
  1653. 10:51 PM - John Edsworth: "Automatic...nade launcher? You mean the MK19?"
  1654. 10:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: also does no one love my cyberslang
  1655. 10:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yep. Got to use it a couple times during basic. Fun stuff."
  1656. 10:52 PM - John Edsworth: no one loves your cyberslang
  1657. 10:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I definitely appreciate it
  1658. 10:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: +1 coolness from the GM for good roleplaying
  1659. 10:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i have now gained inspiration for my homebrew
  1660. 10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, not the stat
  1661. 10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just coolness
  1662. 10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  1663. 10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: a coolness stat that acts sort of like charisma
  1664. 10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright anyway
  1665. 10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: but for low charisma characters
  1666. 10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've still got seven floors to go
  1667. 10:53 PM - John Edsworth: "I don't know exactly /where/ it is, but I know it's here somewhere. I heard some guys talking about it earlier, while we were taking apart a body."
  1668. 10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: it is gained for doing cool stuff and can be spent and used as charisma
  1669. 10:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I just make shit up that sounds like current slang "moon-skull=air-head) and combine it with slang from Transformers//Batman Beyond/Spider-Man 2099
  1670. 10:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: pllus some of the game's ACTUAL slang
  1671. 10:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We've wasted enough time. Let us go."
  1672. 10:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Let's roll!
  1673. 10:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks out not giving a fuck
  1674. 10:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "
  1675. 10:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
  1676. 10:56 PM - John Edsworth: I follow nervously, fiddling with my power gauntlets.
  1677. 10:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You wanna go down to the 7th floor? that's kind of a dumb question but eh
  1678. 10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we're searching floor by floor
  1679. 10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so ye
  1680. 10:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: so what's john's deal
  1681. 10:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: and what happened to Agulia
  1682. 10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he probably woulda put me in a headlock for kicking Ash out of the AV, so I'm glad he wasn't here
  1683. 10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  1684. 10:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You slowly take the stairs to the seventh floor. As you go down, you can hear the previously heard gunshots grow louder and louder.
  1685. 10:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
  1686. 10:57 PM - John Edsworth: I was kind of here when they took over the building, and they forced me to help their ripperdoc
  1687. 10:57 PM - John Edsworth: and aguilas just off doing his own thing, he doesn't stick in one place very long
  1688. 10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfoLqZ-gtwU unrelated but good music
  1689. 10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes I know I already linked that some time ago
  1690. 10:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  1691. 10:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: electric youth is some good shit
  1692. 10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man Electric Youth need to release an album finally goddammit
  1693. 10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway, you hear gunshots. What do you do?
  1694. 10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: kill the people shooting them obvs
  1695. 10:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: They're coming from the west side of the building.
  1696. 10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: what are they even shooting at anyway
  1697. 10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if it isn't us
  1698. 10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: like srsly
  1699. 10:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's not you
  1700. 10:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI
  1701. 11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: which floor are we on again?
  1702. 11:00 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hrio, let us push further, but be cautious."
  1703. 11:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: anyway i gotta go now but i guess you can just keep going since my bones are all liquid anyway
  1704. 11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
  1705. 11:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The shooting stops and you can hear a voice. "Alright, buddy, nice job, but jesus, that cheek weld was pretty terrible. You're gonna have a big ol' bruise on the right side of your face tomorrow. And straighten out your back, dammit!"
  1706. 11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i do sneak attacks
  1707. 11:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  1708. 11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: chacha
  1709. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 24
  1710. 11:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: gaaaaaaaay
  1711. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: are they close enough so that i can fucked em both up?
  1712. 11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  1713. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: or how many other people are there
  1714. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 22 and 22 for fencung
  1715. 11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 7 in total, plus the instructor you just heard
  1716. 11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1717. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh fuck
  1718. 11:01 PM - John Edsworth: how does ultraviolet work
  1719. 11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i roll for 8 guys
  1720. 11:01 PM - John Edsworth: can i see through walls?
  1721. 11:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You peek through the door of what used to be apartment 2, and see what looks like an improvised shooting booth, with a bench and all. The building on the opposite side of the street seems more riddled with bullets than normal, and there's a shitload of targets spray-painted on it, so you deduce they're using this floor as a firing range.
  1722. 11:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: There's two guys in former apartment 2, and presumably more in the other ones. Do you fuck the apt.2 guys up or not?
  1723. 11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: hah
  1724. 11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: gaaaaaaay
  1725. 11:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: sure?
  1726. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well yeah wouldn't want to railroad you into anything :v
  1727. 11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: how many are in there
  1728. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eight in total
  1729. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but the two are isolated
  1730. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and if you read what I wrote
  1731. 11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i roll to kill all 8
  1732. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you'd know this and wouldn't need to ask
  1733. 11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: lets stealth kill the two
  1734. 11:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I roll to kill who he doesn't get to
  1735. 11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  1736. 11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no you can't this is Cyberpunk not metal gear solid revengeance
  1737. 11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: then seige the 6
  1738. 11:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: since I got a silenced gun
  1739. 11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright i rolled
  1740. 11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 22 and 22
  1741. 11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah Bruce's got a good idea
  1742. 11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1743. 11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: these wouldn't happen to be crit fails would they
  1744. 11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also damage and location
  1745. 11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 14 and 12 to amage
  1746. 11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1 and 6 to location
  1747. 11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: beheading motherfucker
  1748. 11:05 PM - Ass Ketchup disconnected.
  1749. 11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeaaa
  1750. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw he's gone
  1751. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: see ya Elowin
  1752. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1753. 11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if I had known tossing him out the AV was gonna cripple him I wouldn't have done it :c
  1754. 11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I thought he was gonna land on a corpse or something and be all hunky dory
  1755. 11:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: if it wasn't going to cripple him he would have fucking died
  1756. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "if I had known throwing someone from 50 meters was gonna cripple him" just look at what you wrote
  1757. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he's glad he's not dead
  1758. 11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and if I had known it would have been either I wouldn't have done it
  1759. 11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well tough tits
  1760. 11:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: i am now determined to deck myself the fuck out with cyberware so i can take on 8 guys in one turn
  1761. 11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but now Elowin probs hates me
  1762. 11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ;_;
  1763. 11:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: i already got some speedware
  1764. 11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy 4 u
  1765. 11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got 19k
  1766. 11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  1767. 11:07 PM - John Edsworth: whered elowin go?
  1768. 11:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Higeki's blade lops off the first guy's head and it flies away in a parabolic arc. The second drops his M16 in shock just before his left arm follows his colleague's head. Both bodies slump to the floor.
  1769. 11:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he said he had to go and wouldn't be able to do anything in the game anyway so he just went
  1770. 11:08 PM - John Edsworth: darn
  1771. 11:08 PM - John Edsworth: welp
  1772. 11:08 PM - John Edsworth: nice one entropy, cripple the new player :v
  1773. 11:08 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ;c
  1774. 11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I said sorry to the sod like 4 times
  1775. 11:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: right after his introduction too
  1776. 11:09 PM - John Edsworth: of literally every useful limb
  1777. 11:09 PM - John Edsworth: anyway
  1778. 11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he had his right arm
  1779. 11:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: he has barely played at all
  1780. 11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  1781. 11:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so six guys left
  1782. 11:09 PM - John Edsworth: can i use my sound editing to hear what the next 6 are saying?
  1783. 11:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you don't have to you would've heard them anyway
  1784. 11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: assuming they aren't aware of their newly delimbed friends
  1785. 11:10 PM - John Edsworth: can i use radio comm to hear what people on lower floors might be saying to each other? c:
  1786. 11:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sound travels pretty far in an empty building, and besides, the guys are wearing headphones to minimise ear damage :v
  1787. 11:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah sure
  1788. 11:10 PM - John Edsworth: coolio
  1789. 11:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: this system is so fucking brilliant
  1790. 11:10 PM - John Edsworth: whadda i roll, awareness?
  1791. 11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: there are so many ways to deal with shit
  1792. 11:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  1793. 11:11 PM - John Edsworth: 22
  1794. 11:11 PM - John Edsworth: that was almost a critical failure c:
  1795. 11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: with all these skills and cybershits you can solve any problem
  1796. 11:11 PM - John Edsworth: i'm going to deck my guy out with cyber shit
  1797. 11:11 PM - John Edsworth: i have 10 empathy
  1798. 11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: G'd up from the feet up nigga
  1799. 11:11 PM - John Edsworth: ye boi
  1800. 11:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so whose turn is it anyway
  1801. 11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You scan the airwaves with your internal radio thingamajig. Apart from regular bored guards chattering, you hear nothing of note. Looks like nobody's aware of what's going on above them.
  1802. 11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: I want to stay as bruce
  1803. 11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool moves in a position where he can cover the corridor with his assault rifle.
  1804. 11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: but If I have to die (whic aint gonna happen)
  1805. 11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce's up
  1806. 11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: yay
  1807. 11:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: Welcome to whose turn is it anyway, where the death descriptions are sickening and the combat order doesn't matter
  1808. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: I'm gonna be Inferno from beast wars with WHOLE lotta cbershit
  1809. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: but wait shit
  1810. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce was gonna be inferno
  1811. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: fuck
  1812. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: anyway
  1813. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: who is there left?
  1814. 11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 6 niggas
  1815. 11:13 PM - John Edsworth: "OK, no one knows what's happening yet, guys." I say quietly to the party.
  1816. 11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: boutta get popped
  1817. 11:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ayup
  1818. 11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't forget we're being sneaky
  1819. 11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out my pistol
  1820. 11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so slienced weapon onlee
  1821. 11:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: pop pop pop rollin' to make em drop
  1822. 11:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: 25 and 27
  1823. 11:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: who are you firing at
  1824. 11:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the dudes you can't see from your location?
  1825. 11:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually
  1826. 11:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: the two closest ones
  1827. 11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now you've got a map
  1828. 11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...without y'all on it
  1829. 11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait
  1830. 11:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there
  1831. 11:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now it's done
  1832. 11:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqhUbHEpGM also music
  1833. 11:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: one person in Mekton has a flying bird mecha named Kuso Hato. Literally "goddamned pigeon"
  1834. 11:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: motherfuckers are y'all asleep or something
  1835. 11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeeesssss
  1836. 11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh
  1837. 11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: OH!
  1838. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I still have to do shit
  1839. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: rollin rollin rollin
  1840. 11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...y.e.s.
  1841. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: RAWHIDE
  1842. 11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright but what do you like do beside rolling
  1843. 11:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: god damn learn to roll bruce
  1844. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: 9 and 3 location
  1845. 11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since,well, look at the map
  1846. 11:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm playing 2 PnPs right now and I'm not that nad
  1847. 11:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: bad
  1848. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait
  1849. 11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I thought we were near niggas
  1850. 11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw alright lay off Potato he's an alright dude just a bit absent minded
  1851. 11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're near niggas just, y'know, not that near
  1852. 11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check ye mappe
  1853. 11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
  1854. 11:21 PM - John Edsworth: sorry im watchin evil dead 2013
  1855. 11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'm not really one to judge either :V
  1856. 11:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: what's the black spraycan?
  1857. 11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the stairs
  1858. 11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're clearly marked
  1859. 11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is the hole we blew out of the wall
  1860. 11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh that spraycan
  1861. 11:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh, kk
  1862. 11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's the hole though not that one
  1863. 11:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: also is evil dead 2013 good?
  1864. 11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: the one made with the spray tool :v
  1865. 11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that hole was already here
  1866. 11:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
  1867. 11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I just realised that's what you meant :v
  1868. 11:22 PM - John Edsworth: evil dead 2013 kicks ass
  1869. 11:22 PM - John Edsworth: it goes hard as fuck
  1870. 11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: so we're outside acros from 1
  1871. 11:22 PM - John Edsworth: its a pretty good reboot
  1872. 11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the building's in kind of a shit shape after years of neglect :v
  1873. 11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: and the guys are in 2/4/6/8
  1874. 11:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah, the guys in 2 are sushi now tho thanks to Higeki
  1875. 11:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've still got six guys to deal with
  1876. 11:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wow Potato didn't even go yet
  1877. 11:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wtf
  1878. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: So I shot the only guy in the nesxt room
  1879. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: I DID you cumlord
  1880. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: O.K. so I have to re-roll yaaaaaay
  1881. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: and yeah I know shut up
  1882. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: you know what
  1883. 11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
  1884. 11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: i'll use the first roll
  1885. 11:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sure, go ahead
  1886. 11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4 on chance 9 on location
  1887. 11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: rollin damage
  1888. 11:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1889. 11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: 11
  1890. 11:24 PM - John Edsworth: ha
  1891. 11:24 PM - John Edsworth: lame
  1892. 11:24 PM - John Edsworth: not even instakill 0/10
  1893. 11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You sneakily sneak up to the door of apt. 4 or what once was it, peer through the doorway, and plant a bullet in the lone shooter's left leg, shattering his femur and his dreams of a career as an olympic runner. He slumps to the ground.
  1894. 11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Was the weapon silenced?
  1895. 11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: say yes
  1896. 11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: even if it wasn't say yes
  1897. 11:26 PM - John Edsworth: he can still compete in the cyber olympics :c
  1898. 11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: it was trust me
  1899. 11:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
  1900. 11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm not gonna ask why a police officer needs a silenced handgun but ok
  1901. 11:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he works with us
  1902. 11:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: for stealth raids
  1903. 11:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait a minute I should roll for the rest hearing the gun
  1904. 11:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: and illegal activities
  1905. 11:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, stealth raids
  1906. 11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, there's no rules for that in the book, screw that
  1907. 11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they don't hear the shot 'cause it's silenced, duh
  1908. 11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The rest of the team moves stealthily up the corridor.
  1909. 11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy's up
  1910. 11:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: I thought silencers were loud as fuck tho\
  1911. 11:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also why are we worrying about silenced weapons when we're shooting enemies on a shooting range
  1912. 11:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gunshots would hardly be out of place
  1913. 11:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: like dropping a text book on the floor
  1914. 11:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: they stopped shooting?
  1915. 11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they are but the guys have ear protection
  1916. 11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since they're on the range and ~safety~
  1917. 11:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so who do I see
  1918. 11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: normally they wouldn't give a tenth of a fuck but they have a pro as an instructor so yeah
  1919. 11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you see...
  1920. 11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: three gangers coached by an older looking guy with graying hair and an old cyberleg.
  1921. 11:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: didi snake go to cyberpunk
  1922. 11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He carries himself like a soldier, and he seems familiar to you somehow.
  1923. 11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah, it's not snake
  1924. 11:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: are we secretly in the future of the Fallout campaign
  1925. 11:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: one API bullet to each
  1926. 11:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
  1927. 11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUHC9Hswtg good goddamn song
  1928. 11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  1929. 11:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage, etc., etc.
  1930. 11:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not to mention rolling for hit obviously
  1931. 11:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: kay
  1932. 11:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: epeat 4 1D10+6+1+10 => 24 ; 23 ; 23 ; 21
  1933. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm constantly astonished by how much awesome music is out there
  1934. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 5D6 => 16 ; 12 ; 18 ; 13
  1935. 11:32 PM - John Edsworth: alright
  1936. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10 => 6 ; 5 ; 4 ; 4
  1937. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait what the hell did you roll four times for you said one API to each
  1938. 11:32 PM - John Edsworth: evil dead 3 is done
  1939. 11:32 PM - John Edsworth: damn that was good
  1940. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: um
  1941. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ROF of 2
  1942. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 2 actions
  1943. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 niggas
  1944. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you also decided to put two in the coach guy
  1945. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 2 bullet per action
  1946. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 3 niggas
  1947. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check the map
  1948. 11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: THE MAP WHICH I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON :qq:
  1949. 11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well ok then one extra bullet to the coach nigga
  1950. 11:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: awright
  1951. 11:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: since if he's coaching it means he's more skilled meaning more likely to shoot my other leg off
  1952. 11:34 PM - John Edsworth: so uh
  1953. 11:34 PM - John Edsworth: what the hell is going on
  1954. 11:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: we're shooting guys
  1955. 11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I shot 3 nig noggas
  1956. 11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 times
  1957. 11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with API ammo
  1958. 11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
  1959. 11:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your silenced gun coughs four times. The two young gangers each catch a bullet to the arm and slump over the firing bench, their clothes set on fire from the API bullets. The coach, on the other hand, tries to turn to you, but gets two to the chest. He falls backwards. A large revolver falls out of his hand and clatters on the floor.
  1960. 11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy stares at the revolver. "Is that...?"
  1961. 11:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he shot three nig nogs and killed 'em 'cause that's how Entropy rolls.
  1962. 11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I investigate ye revolver further
  1963. 11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I like large revolvers
  1964. 11:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: is it ocelot
  1965. 11:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: god dammit
  1966. 11:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: we killed him :c
  1967. 11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we killed Ren
  1968. 11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: again
  1969. 11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You pick up the revolver. The markings on the side say "LeMat 2020". It's got an oversized cylinder and a second barrel under the regular one.
  1970. 11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and no, it wasn't Ocelot
  1971. 11:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: thank god
  1972. 11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You swing the cylinder open - nine chambers. Looks like it takes .41 ammo, too.
  1973. 11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: You're not sure, but under the darkened, dusty, and buzzing lights of this old building, you think you see a single tear roll down his cheek from under Entropy's mirror shades
  1974. 11:36 PM - John Edsworth: Righteousness -and superior firepower- has triumphed! The filthy beast is no more!
  1975. 11:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: so edgy
  1976. 11:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: twoooooooo enemies leeeeeeft!
  1977. 11:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait we killed the guys in room 8 right?
  1978. 11:37 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "It is. This is it."
  1979. 11:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and they don't even know you're there :v
  1980. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: o nvm
  1981. 11:38 PM - John Edsworth: I go search the other bodies for lewt
  1982. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: whose turn now
  1983. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: mine i guess
  1984. 11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yours I suppose
  1985. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: there are still guys there
  1986. 11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do you slay the remaining a-holes/
  1987. 11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ?
  1988. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright ill just run up and slice em up
  1989. 11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: 29 and 30
  1990. 11:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright that's definitely two hits
  1991. 11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: crit fags
  1992. 11:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage, location?
  1993. 11:39 PM - John Edsworth: slice a nigga IN HALF
  1994. 11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20 and 15
  1995. 11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 4 and 6
  1996. 11:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait does this even have crits
  1997. 11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You cut the first guy across the chest, effectively slashing him in half. Then, you turn to the other one, bump the rifle he was about to fire at you up, and quickly slash his left arm off before he manages to get a shot.
  1998. 11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait, it's head, torso, l leg, r leg, l arm, and r arm
  1999. 11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: what about the other 4?
  2000. 11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: clean up on aisle 7!
  2001. 11:40 PM - John Edsworth: head = 1
  2002. 11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: torso's like 2-4
  2003. 11:40 PM - John Edsworth: torso equal 2-4
  2004. 11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's on the sheet man
  2005. 11:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
  2006. 11:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: is he still alive
  2007. 11:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not really, no
  2008. 11:41 PM - John Edsworth: arm and head is harder to hit than everything else
  2009. 11:41 PM - John Edsworth: its pretty awesome
  2010. 11:41 PM - John Edsworth: so yeah
  2011. 11:41 PM - John Edsworth: i lewt ye bodies
  2012. 11:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I need no loot. I have my LeMat.
  2013. 11:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20 dmg is a shit load of damage
  2014. 11:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: 6 damage pretty much puts you in a near death state
  2015. 11:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you find five M16A2 rifles, two M12 CAW automatic shotguns, and what should've been one LeMat revolver but Entropy already snatched it up.
  2016. 11:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i killed him like 50 times
  2017. 11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uh, nah, 12 damage puts you in near death :v
  2018. 11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro flicks the blood off of his blade
  2019. 11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
  2020. 11:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy investigates the LeMat further before spinning it on his finger and snap aiming at various objects
  2021. 11:43 PM - John Edsworth: eh, i don't want any of the guns
  2022. 11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if you get more than that you gotta start rolling for not dying so yeah
  2023. 11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: I thought 12 was like all of it
  2024. 11:43 PM - John Edsworth: "Found some guns, guys!" I call
  2025. 11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but but you can sell them to Neil and stuff
  2026. 11:43 PM - John Edsworth: you can take something like 52 damage total before you are dead permanently
  2027. 11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  2028. 11:43 PM - John Edsworth: but uh, if you fail a roll before that
  2029. 11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in fact Entropy took like 40
  2030. 11:44 PM - John Edsworth: you're a little fucked
  2031. 11:44 PM - John Edsworth: yeah that was pretty great
  2032. 11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I didn't make him roll 'cause I'm a merciful GM
  2033. 11:44 PM - John Edsworth: he was one point away from dying if i recall correctly
  2034. 11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and having someone die in the second combat in the game would suck major ones
  2035. 11:44 PM - John Edsworth: yep
  2036. 11:44 PM - John Edsworth: and then i wrenched the situation back under our control http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  2037. 11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw
  2038. 11:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: it would definately scare the fuck out of us
  2039. 11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm pretty sure that was physically painful, Data
  2040. 11:45 PM - John Edsworth: it was
  2041. 11:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: just to realize the actually brutality of the combat
  2042. 11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i think i broke a finger, actually
  2043. 11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is all the gun I need."
  2044. 11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well it is pretty fucking brutal
  2045. 11:45 PM - John Edsworth: it is totally brutal
  2046. 11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the enemies are dying in droves
  2047. 11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i love it
  2048. 11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i'm actually glad entropy almost died
  2049. 11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "My father's old LeMat. I have been searching years for this."
  2050. 11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's just y'all fuckers are so good at using cover :v
  2051. 11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: me too
  2052. 11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gave me free EMP points
  2053. 11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  2054. 11:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: I am pretty much Ogami Itto when it comes to these killcounts now
  2055. 11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's not your father's old LeMat, it's a 2020 update :v
  2056. 11:46 PM - John Edsworth: nah, but it put things into perspective :v
  2057. 11:46 PM - John Edsworth: "Why was your father's old LeMat among unissued military surplus?"
  2058. 11:46 PM - Entropy / Perseus: fuk u
  2059. 11:46 PM - John Edsworth: ruined
  2060. 11:46 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I thought we agreed
  2061. 11:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Doesn't look like the orginal. Think it's that updated version that was released this year."
  2062. 11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: we agreed on you getting a LeMat
  2063. 11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  2064. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: beg your pardon
  2065. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but do I have to quote you
  2066. 11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and this one has snazzy stuff like a rad laser sight
  2067. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can we fluff it so, like, the LeMat was actually my father's or something
  2068. 8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and I've been tracking it
  2069. 5:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, why not
  2070. 8:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: makes it seem a little more believeable than "entropy wants a cool gun"
  2071. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so
  2072. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: fuk u
  2073. 11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I win
  2074. 11:47 PM - John Edsworth: but you do just want a cool gun :v
  2075. 11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
  2076. 11:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but I want my edgy dead father's cool gun
  2077. 11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but let's say the your father had the orginal and now you have the update
  2078. 11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's pretty symbolic in a way
  2079. 11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: why are the times so fucked up with that copy paste
  2080. 11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: y'know, things change and yet they stay the same and so on
  2081. 11:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: hey
  2082. 11:48 PM - John Edsworth: anyway, to the 6th floor!
  2083. 11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: "John"
  2084. 11:48 PM - John Edsworth: "C'mon guys, floor 6 awaits!"
  2085. 11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro points to a 3 digit dermal killcount on his neck reading 999
  2086. 11:49 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
  2087. 11:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: threeway giant mecha combination goin on
  2088. 11:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: hot
  2089. 11:49 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
  2090. 11:49 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  2091. 11:49 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
  2092. 11:49 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, you could, I guess. I'm not very good with Cyber-Tech, though."
  2093. 11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: "It figure I should upgrade it soon since it is 243 numbers behind"
  2094. 11:50 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
  2095. 11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Ah"
  2096. 11:50 PM - John Edsworth: "I'd need some practice, or I might end up slicing your throat open!"
  2097. 11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright he's back
  2098. 11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro doesn't get the joke
  2099. 11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtRYuYRgwLo rad
  2100. 11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
  2101. 11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You follow the stairs further down, onto the sixth floor.
  2102. 11:51 PM - John Edsworth: just think guys
  2103. 11:51 PM - John Edsworth: in 7 years
  2104. 11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can faintly hear two people talking as you descend.
  2105. 11:51 PM - John Edsworth: everything will be 80s
  2106. 11:51 PM - John Edsworth: and we'll use stupid-ass slang
  2107. 11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, I wish
  2108. 11:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: everything is pretty much 80s now
  2109. 11:52 PM - John Edsworth: :v
  2110. 11:52 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 80s makes a comeback in 2020
  2111. 11:52 PM - John Edsworth: idk bout new york, but i don't usually see fringe jackets
  2112. 11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but it's not as 80s as it could be
  2113. 11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also the first edition of cyberpunk was called guess what?
  2114. 11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Cyberpunk 2013
  2115. 11:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: the style is sort of coming back
  2116. 11:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: whoa fuck bro
  2117. 11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so we're already livin' in the cyber-era
  2118. 11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and yeah the 80's have been coming back for a while now
  2119. 11:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: where's my edgy then
  2120. 11:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: this isn't nearly edgy enough
  2121. 11:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: technology moves fast as fuck
  2122. 11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and hell, I'm listening to 80s revival music all the time too so :v
  2123. 11:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i wouldn't be suprised if we had cybershit in 2020
  2124. 11:53 PM - John Edsworth: muse is pretty 80s
  2125. 11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: HUDs in cars are slowly becoming more and more standard
  2126. 11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: we're getting cyberlimbs and shit though they're not nearly as advanced yt
  2127. 11:53 PM - John Edsworth: yeah tech is advancing like a motherfucker
  2128. 11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *yet
  2129. 11:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: man the future is going to be weird as fuck
  2130. 11:54 PM - John Edsworth: now, to the 6th floor?
  2131. 11:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
  2132. 11:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and we'll get to live through it (hopefully)
  2133. 11:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 05:51 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can faintly hear two people talking as you descend.
  2134. 11:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: 2020 sounds like a big future thing but it won't matter much at the time
  2135. 11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so can we go downstairs
  2136. 11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and kill these niggas
  2137. 11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
  2138. 11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: we can
  2139. 11:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  2140. 11:55 PM - John Edsworth: hell, i'll be in college in 2020
  2141. 11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: john can probably do some sound editing shit
  2142. 11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm already in college
  2143. 11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not fun
  2144. 11:55 PM - John Edsworth: weird to think about
  2145. 11:55 PM - John Edsworth: my bro says the same thing :v
  2146. 11:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: as you get closer and closer to apartment nr. 6, the conversation gets easier to make out.
  2147. 11:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "...colors. Ya ever thought of that? Like, what if, the red I'm seeing, isn't the red you're seeing? Weird shit."
  2148. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is some weird shit
  2149. 11:57 PM - John Edsworth: they'll both be seeing the same kind of red soon anyway :v
  2150. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  2151. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: sneaky kill time
  2152. 11:57 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ba dum tish
  2153. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: ?
  2154. 11:57 PM - John Edsworth: indubitably
  2155. 11:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the other voice replies "Oh, goddammit, you always get like that after you smoke up. Motherfuckin' street philosopher. Now pass the goddamn joint, will ya?"
  2156. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
  2157. 11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: they are seeing the same green tho
  2158. 11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nice one
  2159. 11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: also 0/10 no future drugs
  2160. 11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: I kind of want to make my own drugs
  2161. 11:58 PM - John Edsworth: wat
  2162. 11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: weed is the future drug my friend
  2163. 11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: it has that thing in the rulebook but i haven't read it yet
  2164. 11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm pretty sure he meant, like, in game
  2165. 11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  2166. 11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: seems cool
  2167. 11:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is our opposition?" Entropy whispers
  2168. 11:58 PM - John Edsworth: i hope so
  2169. 11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not like Walter Whiteing it up and grabbing an RV and going out in the desert to cook some meth
  2170. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: nah
  2171. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: drugs are bad kids
  2172. 11:59 PM - John Edsworth: "Why didn't you just buy the MK19 from them? Aren't you famous?"
  2173. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: "shh
  2174. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: "
  2175. 11:59 PM - John Edsworth: "Sorry," I whisper.
  2176. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i sneak attack now
  2177. 11:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  2178. 11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: 24
  2179. 11:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Damn, ya heard this shit?"
  2180. 11:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I'm famous, but that gives me enemies." I glare. "Do you wish to become one?"
  2181. Sunday, November 10, 2013
  2182. 12:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Nah, must've been the wind or something."
  2183. 12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 29 and 28
  2184. 12:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dam/loc
  2185. 12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 6 and 10 for location
  2186. 12:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm definitely buying you something nice
  2187. 12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 8 and 17 for damage
  2188. 12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro quickly runs down the stairs and does an unsheathing slash to one foe
  2189. 12:01 AM - John Edsworth: "Jeez, calm down. Just wondering."
  2190. 12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You emerge from the shadows and lop off the first guy's arm. "Shit, B, monsters! I knew this weed was ba-" says the one in a panicked voice before you cut his leg to pieces.
  2191. 12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: rip stoners
  2192. 12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they just wanted to smoke up in piece
  2193. 12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you killed them
  2194. 12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: u monster
  2195. 12:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro wispers "Kagemusha"
  2196. 12:01 AM - John Edsworth: >not stoning them to death
  2197. 12:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Onimusha"
  2198. 12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're hella anime Wing
  2199. 12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: i am just saying words
  2200. 12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: i dunno what the fuck onimush means
  2201. 12:02 AM - John Edsworth: that sound vaguely japanese
  2202. 12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: its a ps2 game
  2203. 12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  2204. 12:02 AM - John Edsworth: pfffft
  2205. 12:02 AM - John Edsworth: nice
  2206. 12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: its sitting right the fuck next to me and i haven't played it yet
  2207. 12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: say "nagasaki" next time
  2208. 12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or maybe "panasonic"
  2209. 12:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: or "kawaii desu oni chan"
  2210. 12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro steps on the joint and pivots his foot around
  2211. 12:03 AM - John Edsworth: or "subaru"
  2212. 12:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: as you slice people into sushi
  2213. 12:03 AM - John Edsworth: *PIVOT*
  2214. 12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noooooooo weed is expensive in CP
  2215. 12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: sick pivots
  2216. 12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you just wasted some perfectly good kush
  2217. 12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: monster
  2218. 12:03 AM - John Edsworth: kush monster? oh jesus save us
  2219. 12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: they already got their cyber stds all over the joint
  2220. 12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: plus i got 15000eb
  2221. 12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: i think i can buy some weed
  2222. 12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so wait who is the guy we're even gonna get a bounty on anyway
  2223. 12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: do we know his face
  2224. 12:04 AM - John Edsworth: i have 17k
  2225. 12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: lol no
  2226. 12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: or did we aleady blow it off
  2227. 12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no and no
  2228. 12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and why do you assume it's a guy
  2229. 12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sexist
  2230. 12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check your privilege
  2231. 12:04 AM - John Edsworth: lol
  2232. 12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: no
  2233. 12:05 AM - Higeki Hiro: inb4 it is a guy to make you think he tricked you into thinking it is a girl but then he tricks to again to make it a guy
  2234. 12:05 AM - John Edsworth: so uh
  2235. 12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I am privliged
  2236. 12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: im datinga bi blakcwomen
  2237. 12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm Entropy
  2238. 12:05 AM - John Edsworth: is there a 6th floor map
  2239. 12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: check YO priv
  2240. 12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Potato nobody cares
  2241. 12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
  2242. 12:05 AM - Higeki Hiro: cyberpunk is filled with twists and turns
  2243. 12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: yep
  2244. 12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause that was all that was on the sixth floor
  2245. 12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and bad slang
  2246. 12:05 AM - John Edsworth: really bad slang
  2247. 12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what you callin' bad slang boy
  2248. 12:06 AM - John Edsworth: choomba*
  2249. 12:06 AM - John Edsworth: anyway
  2250. 12:06 AM - John Edsworth: >lewt
  2251. 12:06 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  2252. 12:07 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You find: a few blunts, an Armalite .44, and a banged up zippo lighter. Oh, and a rasta cap. Damn, these guys were dedicated
  2253. 12:07 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll let the other plebs carry loot
  2254. 12:08 AM - Higeki Hiro: dedicated to the end ;_;7
  2255. 12:08 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSw1PtEa68 another good song
  2256. 12:08 AM - John Edsworth: eh, lame loot
  2257. 12:08 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Electric Youth status: still own
  2258. 12:09 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool picks up the lighter. "Hey, nice! I lost my old one."
  2259. 12:09 AM - John Edsworth: let's continue to the next floor, if theres no other rooms to check
  2260. 12:09 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sure thing
  2261. 12:10 AM - Bruce Brynes: sorry hadto take piss
  2262. 12:10 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Is everyone Ryan
  2263. 12:11 AM - John Edsworth: i havent pissed yet
  2264. 12:11 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You descend further down the stairs. Finally, you find yourselves in a large, dark room, lighted only by... wait, torches? The hell is that?
  2265. 12:11 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Torches? The hell?"
  2266. 12:11 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Primitive."
  2267. 12:11 AM - John Edsworth: "Do they know it's 2020?"
  2268. 12:11 AM - Bruce Brynes: are we secretly playing Du&De?
  2269. 12:12 AM - John Edsworth: I cough. "Aw, jesus. I hate smoke."
  2270. 12:12 AM - Higeki Hiro: How dark is it exactly
  2271. 12:12 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your eyes gravitate towards the center of the room. In the center stands a massive throne-like chair, with a beautiful and yet savage and cruel looking woman sitting atop of it. She's got short blonde hair. (and no, she's not black. You fucking racist)
  2272. 12:13 AM - Bruce Brynes: why would we think she's black?
  2273. 12:13 AM - Bruce Brynes: She has blonde hair
  2274. 12:13 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "You must be the 150,000 eurobuck bounty, judging by the overdramatic throne."
  2275. 12:13 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro stows his sword but keeps his hand on the sheathed tanto behind his back
  2276. 12:14 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The throne is surrounded by guard-looking ladies, giving a distinct "warrior woman" vibe. They're holding shotguns and machine pistols, and look like they mean business.
  2277. 12:14 AM - John Edsworth: i thought that said "euroblack"
  2278. 12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and I'm the reacist one
  2279. 12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: racist
  2280. 12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: wow that was a terrible typo
  2281. 12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: how did I even
  2282. 12:14 AM - John Edsworth: I let out a yelp and take a step back. "Oh crap. What is this, the Amazons?"
  2283. 12:14 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The woman throws her head backwards and lets out a short laugh. "Ha! Overdramatic! You dare insult the queen of the Warrior Hearts?"
  2284. 12:14 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro takes his hand off the tanto and moves it back to his sword
  2285. 12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Suddenly, she notices John. "And you! You traitor! You are with them? After all the money you were paid for your job?"
  2286. 12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (note: they didn't pay you a single cent)
  2287. 12:15 AM - John Edsworth: "Money? And hey, I don't even want to be here!"
  2288. 12:15 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "I take that back. Painfully dramatic enough to warrant being written by Shakespear."
  2289. 12:15 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Ma'am. You need to come with us"
  2290. 12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "But of course, that's how life is in today's world. And now, for this act of betrayal..."
  2291. 12:16 AM - Bruce Brynes: Also this is totes illegal isn't it
  2292. 12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She pulls a monosword from behind the throne.
  2293. 12:16 AM - Bruce Brynes: even before we killed all of these people
  2294. 12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: a sword
  2295. 12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "You and your friends! Shall! Die!"
  2296. 12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: bitch I got a gun
  2297. 12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: a damned fine one
  2298. 12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I test it
  2299. 12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Wait!"
  2300. 12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes, you do :v
  2301. 12:16 AM - John Edsworth: i'd say the huge military-grade surplus in here is illegal
  2302. 12:16 AM - John Edsworth: oh shit
  2303. 12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Let us fight this out like warriors"
  2304. 12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy halts mid draw.
  2305. 12:16 AM - John Edsworth: samurai duel coming
  2306. 12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "A duel with swords"
  2307. 12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: oh yeah, Plot Excuse
  2308. 12:17 AM - John Edsworth: your sword is gonna fuckin shatter lol
  2309. 12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1619713/indiana-jones-gun-beats-sword-o.gif
  2310. 12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: fuck off mate
  2311. 12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: i beat women hard
  2312. 12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: (RE: I'm was told to keep an eye on you guys while I arrest)
  2313. 12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Very well. I shall accept the offer."
  2314. 12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Ordinairly, I do not conceed to commands. But I trust in your judgement, Hiro. You jabe proved capable thus far."
  2315. 12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: huehue
  2316. 12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out the shotgun
  2317. 12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy steps back, and watched
  2318. 12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The lady is definitely nuts.
  2319. 12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: have
  2320. 12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not jabe
  2321. 12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: "No armor, swords and daggers only"
  2322. 12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: god damned I'm tired
  2323. 12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro takes of his shirt and jacket
  2324. 12:18 AM - Bruce Brynes: "MA"AM< PUT DOWN THE WEAPON> THIS IS THE NCPD. I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE IF NECCECARY"
  2325. 12:18 AM - John Edsworth: yo fault nigga
  2326. 12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright we'll cut it after the fight
  2327. 12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and do the rest next time
  2328. 12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or tomorrow
  2329. 12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: nah we can keep going
  2330. 12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: unless someone else wants to stop
  2331. 12:18 AM - John Edsworth: i'd like to keep going, if everyone else aint tired
  2332. 12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I won't be that guy
  2333. 12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since monday is Poland's independence day and I've got school off so yeah
  2334. 12:18 AM - John Edsworth: i got a 3 day weekend for veterans day
  2335. 12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll leave that to Wing
  2336. 12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: His body in littered with tattoos and you see a small led screen on the back of his next reaing "ARMED"
  2337. 12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  2338. 12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: reading*
  2339. 12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: I can stay up for a bit longer
  2340. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: Aw, I have a normal weekend
  2341. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: ha, he's NAKED.
  2342. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: but it is saturday so who cares
  2343. 12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: I still got pants pleb
  2344. 12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah he's wearing pants
  2345. 12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I hope
  2346. 12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: phew
  2347. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: you don't get veterans day off?
  2348. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: man, sucks to be texan
  2349. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2350. 12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: I don't either
  2351. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: I think we usually do?
  2352. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: But my school is messed up
  2353. 12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: didn't get columbus day off either
  2354. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: we have NO eraly dismissal days
  2355. 12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: NONE
  2356. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: i have every monday early dismissal
  2357. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: and basically every holiday every off
  2358. 12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJWOpT54xAs music
  2359. 12:19 AM - John Edsworth: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  2360. 12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: annd
  2361. 12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so do you fight or
  2362. 12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro readies his sword
  2363. 12:20 AM - Bruce Brynes: My middle school had early dis weds but they took it out after 6th grade
  2364. 12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Any other rules you'd like to address?"
  2365. 12:20 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy stands back and watches
  2366. 12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool tightens his eyes as he holds his rifle at the ready.
  2367. 12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yes. We fight... To the death."
  2368. 12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Then strike true"
  2369. 12:20 AM - John Edsworth: "M-maybe we can talk this out?" I stammer out from the corner.
  2370. 12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Now, come close and taste the defeat from the Warrior Queen's hand!
  2371. 12:20 AM - Entropy / Perseus: let the ultra anime battle commence
  2372. 12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "
  2373. 12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: shall we roll for initiative?
  2374. 12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  2375. 12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: ref+1d10
  2376. 12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
  2377. 12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  2378. 12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: 22
  2379. 12:21 AM - Entropy / Perseus: cum on bby i believe in u
  2380. 12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: I also activate my speedware
  2381. 12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: she only gets 15
  2382. 12:21 AM - John Edsworth: hoshit
  2383. 12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright you're gonna own her ass
  2384. 12:21 AM - Bruce Brynes: ew
  2385. 12:21 AM - Entropy / Perseus: hot
  2386. 12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah, phrasing
  2387. 12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: I run up and do as many fucking slashes as humanly possible
  2388. 12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: how many slashes are humanly possible
  2389. 12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
  2390. 12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: depends on your sword's ROF :v
  2391. 12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: which is 2 I think
  2392. 12:22 AM - John Edsworth: http://media.giphy.com/media/WBnYKqYGzCNHi/giphy.gif
  2393. 12:22 AM - John Edsworth: pic very related to higeki
  2394. 12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: alright then
  2395. 12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also you use up one action for running up
  2396. 12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah two slashes
  2397. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: whoa fuck yo
  2398. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 24 and 30
  2399. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: i do double damage bitch
  2400. 12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dayum son
  2401. 12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
  2402. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 20 and 13
  2403. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: for damage
  2404. 12:23 AM - John Edsworth: hooshit boi
  2405. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 5 and 8 for location
  2406. 12:23 AM - John Edsworth: she is DEAD as fuck
  2407. 12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 20 gets doubled yo
  2408. 12:24 AM - John Edsworth: you pretty much ran toward her and annihilated her booty
  2409. 12:24 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright she rolls 26 on the first one and
  2410. 12:24 AM - Bruce Brynes: ew
  2411. 12:24 AM - John Edsworth: oh right, double entendres
  2412. 12:25 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 22 on the second one, sorry, had to double check :v
  2413. 12:25 AM - Higeki Hiro: "I Higeki Hiro, personal excutioner of Entropy, sentence you to death by the sword"
  2414. 12:25 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She deflects the first blow, but the second goes through her defenses and cuts straight through her right leg, severing an artery.
  2415. 12:26 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She slowly falls to the ground. "Get them!" she shrieks, before fainting from the blood loss.
  2416. 12:26 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Her guards raise their weapons. Maybe it's time to find some cover?
  2417. 12:26 AM - Higeki Hiro: "You dishonor your oath"
  2418. 12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy draws his LeMat and readies to fire at guards
  2419. 12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (I would suggest now)
  2420. 12:27 AM - Higeki Hiro: can i run now
  2421. 12:27 AM - Higeki Hiro: i run now
  2422. 12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
  2423. 12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce, you're up
  2424. 12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: though I think I'd like cover first
  2425. 12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: when my turn comes
  2426. 12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  2427. 12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I gotta do a map right quick
  2428. 12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause that one floor is different from the others and of course it's the one I forgot to do the map of :v
  2429. 12:27 AM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
  2430. 12:28 AM - John Edsworth: rip
  2431. 12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Mekton right now
  2432. 12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/SephirothRyu/Comical/Megas/Missles.jpg
  2433. 12:28 AM - John Edsworth: as soon as i get out of this place, i'm taking classes in cyber tech and possibly av piloting
  2434. 12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: giant airship mecha shoots 100 missiles, newly combined mecha friends have 300
  2435. 12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm taking classes in being cool
  2436. 12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: shame I'm the one giving the classes
  2437. 12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I already know everything
  2438. 12:29 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2439. 12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: welp
  2440. 12:29 AM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
  2441. 12:30 AM - John Edsworth: you're a dumbbutt
  2442. 12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce Brynes: soeey about that, had to go afk
  2443. 12:30 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they're firing all 300 missiles
  2444. 12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: is she alive/
  2445. 12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait
  2446. 12:30 AM - John Edsworth: that bitch fainted from blood loss
  2447. 12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm making the map
  2448. 12:30 AM - Higeki Hiro: I was expecting like a 30 minute combat duel with tons of dodges and parrys n shit
  2449. 12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes
  2450. 12:30 AM - John Edsworth: its your turn bruce, the lady warriors are pissed
  2451. 12:30 AM - John Edsworth: you have speedware
  2452. 12:30 AM - Higeki Hiro: glad it didn't come to that
  2453. 12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well it's your fault you own hardcore at swording
  2454. 12:30 AM - John Edsworth: its called speedware for a reason
  2455. 12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: ooh, lady warriors
  2456. 12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and also you scored a crit
  2457. 12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: I am an executioner for a yakuza gang
  2458. 12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: I think i would be fucking rad with a sword
  2459. 12:31 AM - Bruce Brynes: "MA'AMS, I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE DEADLY FORCE" I say as I shotgun the nearest ninja check in the torso
  2460. 12:31 AM - John Edsworth: damn i should stat out like
  2461. 12:31 AM - John Edsworth: force hammers
  2462. 12:31 AM - John Edsworth: the future equivalent of monoswords
  2463. 12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: monoswords do like double damage on a crit
  2464. 12:31 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: map
  2465. 12:32 AM - Higeki Hiro: it is magnificent
  2466. 12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: is up
  2467. 12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Bruce
  2468. 12:32 AM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce Brynes: "MA'AMS, I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE DEADLY FORCE" I say as I shotgun the nearest ninja chick in the torso
  2469. 12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hit, damage, location, you know the drill
  2470. 12:32 AM - Higeki Hiro: I need to get a motorcycle
  2471. 12:32 AM - Bruce Brynes: can I just say "I shot them in the torso"?
  2472. 12:33 AM - Higeki Hiro: so i can do some rad ass mounted combat
  2473. 12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJFkqKiWjx0 moosic
  2474. 12:33 AM - Entropy / Perseus: that's target shotting tho
  2475. 12:33 AM - John Edsworth: who knows, roll :V
  2476. 12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah just roll and we'll see
  2477. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 9!
  2478. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: for chance
  2479. 12:33 AM - John Edsworth: right leg i think
  2480. 12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noice
  2481. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: so that's
  2482. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 30!
  2483. 12:33 AM - John Edsworth: oh
  2484. 12:33 AM - John Edsworth: rad
  2485. 12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noicex2
  2486. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 4 location
  2487. 12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's torso :v
  2488. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: HAH
  2489. 12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
  2490. 12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what 'bout damage?
  2491. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
  2492. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  2493. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
  2494. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: 16
  2495. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: not bad, I guess
  2496. 12:34 AM - John Edsworth: wait if you rolled a 9, how the hell did you get to 30
  2497. 12:34 AM - John Edsworth: do you have an 11 in something
  2498. 12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: modifiers
  2499. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: Plus 9 bease stat
  2500. 12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, weapon modifiers
  2501. 12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: and 12 rifle
  2502. 12:34 AM - John Edsworth: >12 rifle
  2503. 12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you don't have 12 rifle
  2504. 12:35 AM - John Edsworth: what
  2505. 12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can't
  2506. 12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the cap is 10
  2507. 12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so just lemme know when I should shoot 4 bitches with my new toy
  2508. 12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: ...
  2509. 12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't refer to them as bitches they're liberated women
  2510. 12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: so it turns out im a dumbass
  2511. 12:35 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2512. 12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: that's less awesome
  2513. 12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's still pretty awesome
  2514. 12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they're about to be liberated
  2515. 12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you still hit
  2516. 12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: from living
  2517. 12:35 AM - John Edsworth: jesus appy
  2518. 12:36 AM - John Edsworth: did you like pop a vein typing that
  2519. 12:36 AM - John Edsworth: i would've :v
  2520. 12:36 AM - Higeki Hiro: I liberated her guts from her stomach
  2521. 12:36 AM - John Edsworth: WE liberated two cities back in ww2!
  2522. 12:36 AM - John Edsworth: :murrica:
  2523. 12:36 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The warrior woman gets a load of buckshot straight to the torso, knocking her down to the ground. However, her vest stops most of the impact.
  2524. 12:37 AM - Entropy / Perseus: what's this, vests? Headshots incoming
  2525. 12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: lol that is what you get for targeting torsos bitch
  2526. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: That is also a signal for the rest of 'em to open up with their automatic weapons. Good thing you're all in cover! oh, wait
  2527. 12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
  2528. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: funny you're asking that
  2529. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: look at map
  2530. 12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: o fuck
  2531. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
  2532. 12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: I thought
  2533. 12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: they had swords
  2534. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you better get back on the double
  2535. 12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: ofuckqofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuck
  2536. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: only the QUEEN had a sword
  2537. 12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: they ALWAYS have swords
  2538. 12:37 AM - Entropy / Perseus: wow really there's only 5 of them plebs
  2539. 12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the rest has automatic shotties and Mac-10s
  2540. 12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: I mean, holywood wont let women use guns
  2541. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah they're the elite guard duh
  2542. 12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: because sexism
  2543. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but I'm not hollywood :v
  2544. 12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: or ARE you
  2545. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I also like to think I'm not that sexist
  2546. 12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: the only thing protecting me is a skinweave and a fucking motorcycle helmet
  2547. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and your bomb-ass leather
  2548. 12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: that jacket
  2549. 12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: is currently
  2550. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLSIg5WHRw
  2551. 12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: not on me :C
  2552. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh
  2553. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, yeah
  2554. 12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: whoops
  2555. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well you better get back to that pillar on the double
  2556. 12:39 AM - Higeki Hiro: my yakuza tattoos will save me
  2557. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLSIg5WHRw
  2558. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: here's hopin'
  2559. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Entropy time
  2560. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy, bust some caps in asses with your bomb-ass new LeMat
  2561. 12:39 AM - John Edsworth: what is it with you and asses
  2562. 12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't forget you've got the laser sight I think it adds like +1 to aiming
  2563. 12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: but of course
  2564. 12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: ooo
  2565. 12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I like bonuses
  2566. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's a figure of speech, Data
  2567. 12:40 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2568. 12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so I'll be taking 2 target shots to some bitch ass faces
  2569. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sexist
  2570. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and be my guest
  2571. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: though regular shots would suffice
  2572. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've got a fuckin' handcannon
  2573. 12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: oh
  2574. 12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: well in that case
  2575. 12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 shots
  2576. 12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: to 4 bitches
  2577. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: with API
  2578. 12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright attaboy
  2579. 12:41 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll ye dice
  2580. 12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: kay
  2581. 12:41 AM - John Edsworth: welp
  2582. 12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10+10+6+1+1 => 24 ; 25 ; 26 ; 22
  2583. 12:41 AM - John Edsworth: appy reached his endgame gun rather fast :v
  2584. 12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10 => 1 ; 4 ; 1 ; 2
  2585. 12:41 AM - Higeki Hiro: we all have
  2586. 12:41 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude he had his endgame gun from the very beginning
  2587. 12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: whats the damage of this thing again
  2588. 12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: holy fuck
  2589. 12:42 AM - John Edsworth: two headshots
  2590. 12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's two headshots and two torsoshots
  2591. 12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like 5d6, I dunno, the same as your old gun
  2592. 12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's a handy-dandy .txt in the dropbox folder with all the stats
  2593. 12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 5D6 => 19 ; 15 ; 20 ; 12
  2594. 12:42 AM - John Edsworth: the highest damage rolls were on the headshots :v
  2595. 12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: aye, but I'm in the middle of thruster boost dive bombing through a giant heavily wounded enemy mecha
  2596. 12:43 AM - John Edsworth: is that what the kids are callin it these days?
  2597. 12:43 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy utilizes his handgun skills and the laser sight on his newly acquired handgun and hip-fires his gun four times, changing the target after every shot.
  2598. 12:43 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: All four slugs slam home, with disastrous results. The ladies fall, one by one, like dominoes.
  2599. 12:44 AM - John Edsworth: that just kind of destroyed their armor
  2600. 12:44 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Now this is a firearm."
  2601. 12:44 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Chunks of brain and internal organs litter the floor.
  2602. 12:44 AM - Higeki Hiro: shit dawg
  2603. 12:44 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "You are queen of nothing but failure."
  2604. 12:45 AM - John Edsworth: what were these niggas armor SP anyway
  2605. 12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The remaining lady - the one Bruce shot at the beginning - lets out a scream of rage and does that cool firing-while-rolling maneuver Mel Gibson did in the first Lethal Weapon with her Mac-10.
  2606. 12:45 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not enough to stop the LeMat, it seems
  2607. 12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like... 10?
  2608. 12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: regular kevlar vests, that's all
  2609. 12:45 AM - John Edsworth: ah
  2610. 12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, firezone time!
  2611. 12:45 AM - John Edsworth: pff
  2612. 12:45 AM - John Edsworth: you really love that
  2613. 12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  2614. 12:46 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's also much easier and requires less rolling
  2615. 12:46 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: \
  2616. 12:46 AM - John Edsworth: god fucking dammit
  2617. 12:46 AM - John Edsworth: i got sick somehow
  2618. 12:46 AM - John Edsworth: this one didnt even have the decency to sneak up on me
  2619. 12:46 AM - Higeki Hiro: http://puu.sh/51Eks.jpg
  2620. 12:46 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Also our combined mecha has guns on its fists
  2621. 12:47 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright I'd say that'd be like a 4 or 5 meter radius
  2622. 12:47 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so we're already under incredible momentum from a double crit pass on dodging, then we boosted even further with thrusters, now we're gonna dive bomb through it's chest with amped up spiked fist hands that have guns on them
  2623. 12:47 AM - John Edsworth: oh cool im safe
  2624. 12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: did I get hit
  2625. 12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: everyone who's in the zone, roll Athletics+REF+1d10
  2626. 12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: if I did it probably didn't get through my armor
  2627. 12:48 AM - Bruce Brynes: ok do you guys have any room in mekton
  2628. 12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: i assume i am in the zon
  2629. 12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: e
  2630. 12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: afraid not
  2631. 12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
  2632. 12:48 AM - Bruce Brynes: fuck everything
  2633. 12:48 AM - John Edsworth: theres a map, wing
  2634. 12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah, you're not
  2635. 12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: o
  2636. 12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the zone is clearly marked with an Archer reference to boot
  2637. 12:49 AM - Higeki Hiro: didn't know that was updated
  2638. 12:49 AM - John Edsworth: ha, i've got better armor than entropy
  2639. 12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: one sec
  2640. 12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah John, Bruce and Entropy, roll please
  2641. 12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: 8
  2642. 12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: sooo
  2643. 12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: cover doesn't matter
  2644. 12:49 AM - John Edsworth: what do i roll
  2645. 12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 06:48 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: everyone who's in the zone, roll Athletics+REF+1d10
  2646. 12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: 20
  2647. 12:50 AM - Bruce Brynes: 20 total
  2648. 12:50 AM - John Edsworth: ah
  2649. 12:50 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 1D10+10 => 19
  2650. 12:50 AM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
  2651. 12:50 AM - John Edsworth: 16
  2652. 12:50 AM - John Edsworth: ah well
  2653. 12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: y'all pass
  2654. 12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
  2655. 12:50 AM - John Edsworth: rad
  2656. 12:50 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2657. 12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She futilely empties her mag, sending thirty .45 bullets in your direction but missing with every single one.
  2658. 12:51 AM - John Edsworth: can i follow up on that shit and grapplehand her gun away
  2659. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: So, who wants to finish her off? :v
  2660. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
  2661. 12:51 AM - John Edsworth: rad
  2662. 12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: I can
  2663. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you like
  2664. 12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: If nobody else I will
  2665. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: arrest her
  2666. 12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
  2667. 12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: pfft
  2668. 12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Imma pop a cap in her face
  2669. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I mean Bruce should have some handcuffs
  2670. 12:51 AM - John Edsworth: 24
  2671. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he's a cop
  2672. 12:51 AM - John Edsworth: KK, i ripped her gun out of her hands
  2673. 12:51 AM - Bruce Brynes: I'll aresst her
  2674. 12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: I could do a rad ass running slash
  2675. 12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: do it
  2676. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: John grapples the empty machine pistol with his grapplehand.
  2677. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: arrest her before the psychos kill her then
  2678. 12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: goddammit
  2679. 12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: I walk up to her and pull out some cuffs
  2680. 12:52 AM - John Edsworth: "Crystal Skull my ass, I just want to get out of here!"
  2681. 12:52 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro puts his jacket on
  2682. 12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: "You are under arrest by the NCPD. You know your rights, and if you do not they will be read to you in due time"
  2683. 12:52 AM - Higeki Hiro: "I don't remember buying this is red"
  2684. 12:52 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hiro."
  2685. 12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: I put the cuffs on her and drag her out
  2686. 12:53 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The warrior woman spits in your face.
  2687. 12:53 AM - John Edsworth left chat.
  2688. 12:53 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Yes sir?"
  2689. 12:53 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks over to Hiro and puts a hand on Hiro's shoulder. "You've preformed well."
  2690. 12:53 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Kinky"
  2691. 12:53 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks away
  2692. 12:53 AM - John Edsworth entered chat.
  2693. 12:53 AM - John Edsworth: whatd i miss :v
  2694. 12:53 AM - Higeki Hiro: nothing
  2695. 12:53 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You heft her up the stairs, and throw her in the back of the AV, next to Ash's limp, unconcious, broken in multiple places body.
  2696. 12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do we cut it here or do y'all wanna keep goin? there's a big-ass fight ahead
  2697. 12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I do mean big-ass, it's gonna be like 20 guys
  2698. 12:54 AM - Higeki Hiro: lets cut it here then
  2699. 12:54 AM - John Edsworth: oh
  2700. 12:54 AM - John Edsworth: ok
  2701. 12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alrighty
  2702. 12:54 AM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, cut
  2703. 12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man that was a bit too much fallouty wasn't it
  2704. 12:54 AM - Bruce Brynes: I read that as "you lead her big ass up stairs"
  2705. 12:54 AM - John Edsworth: :v
  2706. 12:54 AM - Higeki Hiro: wasn't that fallouty
  2707. 12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: never fallouty enough
  2708. 12:55 AM - Higeki Hiro: except for the amazonians downstairs
  2709. 12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well the whole concept of amazons and shit but you're not gonna be fighting more of them
  2710. 12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well, many more
  2711. 12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just like a couple of ladies that's all
  2712. 12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they weren't psykers
  2713. 12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not fallout
  2714. 12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
  2715. 12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: Well,
  2716. 12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: we did have a guy named john
  2717. 12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: and a guy with a wrench
  2718. 12:56 AM - Entropy / Perseus: hmm
  2719. 12:56 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and also headshots alamode
  2720. 12:57 AM - John Edsworth: i just bought shadow warrior classic on a whim
  2721. 12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: gonna get food then sleep
  2722. 12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: g'night
  2723. 12:57 AM - Higeki Hiro: shit is cash
  2724. 12:57 AM - Higeki Hiro: cya
  2725. 12:57 AM - John Edsworth: bye
  2726. 12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: man, wish there was a spot in Mekton
  2727. 12:57 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I gotta say that Entropy's cowboy shit was pretty amazing
  2728. 12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: would of been this guy:
  2729. 12:58 AM - Bruce Brynes: http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/1/1a/Titanium_Predaking.jpg
  2730. 12:58 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I must admit that I love the LeMat
  2731. 12:58 AM - John Edsworth: i didn't really do much of anything :v
  2732. 12:58 AM - Higeki Hiro: the whole fastdraw system in this game really makes me want to play deadlands n shit
  2733. 12:58 AM - John Edsworth: but it was cool
  2734. 12:58 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I need to do some super anime swag as shit cool finish with the shotgun shell
  2735. 12:58 AM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
  2736. 1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: well that was fun
  2737. 1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I like my LeMat
  2738. 1:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: indeed
  2739. 1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I need another one
  2740. 1:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah
  2741. 1:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it already packs like nine shots
  2742. 1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 10 technically
  2743. 1:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: I need some modifications for my monoblades
  2744. 1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy them for you
  2745. 1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
  2746. 1:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: I'll probably be sticking with this one the whole game
  2747. 1:02 AM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
  2748. 1:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: we'll have to invent some tho
  2749. 1:02 AM - Bruce Brynes left chat.
  2750. 1:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright peace y'all I'm off to catch some z's
  2751. 1:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1 disconnected.
  2752. 1:03 AM - John Edsworth: kk
  2753. 1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: guess I'll get the log
  2754. 1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: again
  2755. 1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: since none of you otha niggas ever do
  2756. 1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: you always insist on doing in
  2757. 1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: we don't want to spoil your fun
  2758. 1:04 AM - John Edsworth: ^
  2759. 1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: bah
  2760. 1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: plebs
  2761. 1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: bao
  2762. 1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro left chat.
  2763. 1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: leave already so I can save the log with everyone perfectly gone
  2764. 1:05 AM - John Edsworth: fuck your shit
  2765. 1:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: god damn I've had to piss for like 2 hours
  2766. 1:05 AM - John Edsworth: i will stay til the end
  2767. 1:05 AM - John Edsworth left chat.
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