Cyberpunk: Session 8: Painful Landing

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 09, 2013
6:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: no
6:40 PM - MeltingDakka: hi mom
6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup entered chat.
6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: why are you guys such niggers
6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: r8 l8 m8
6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: uhm
6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: wow
6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and how dare you call me a nigger
6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: rude.
6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: appys a bigger nigger than me
6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: ill deck u m8 right in the gabber
6:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: sware on me mum i will
6:44 PM - MeltingDakka: fuck you dudebrah
6:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: how dare you do a british impression you're not even european
6:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: also lol i forgot to change my name back since last week ;o
6:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: data is obviously a big fan of gaythugdating.com so he's the bigger nigger
6:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: least you don't have to change it today :v
6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: you know
6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: ive never been hit
6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: literally never taken a single hit as aguila
6:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh neither have i
6:49 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah but you're newer :v
6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and I got a bitchin ass cyberleg and a bonus to my EMP for getting hit
6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: soon to be a bitchin ass cyberleg with an even more bitchin ass mini missile launcher in it
6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: i like how ciaster gave you like 3 points of empathy
6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: for being shot
6:50 PM - MeltingDakka: and losing a limb
6:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: i wrestled a cthulhu abomination into submission with a jacket tho
6:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: if he didn't I wouldn't have been able to keep sane with a new leg
6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I shot zombie elvis twice
6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: it was rather anti climactic
6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah
6:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: "boo i am zombee elvis big scary lets fite" "k" **pew pew* "ouch i am the dead again"
6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: welcome to cyberpunk
6:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: you know what's anti-climactic?
6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: irl getting shot is also a little underwhelming :v
6:51 PM - MeltingDakka: appy's dick?
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: data's jokes?
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and social life
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and normal life
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and dick
6:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: my pokemon dissapearing after i'd already caught it
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: yeah how dare that gay gm
6:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;'(
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: i say the gm is the gayest
6:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: even gayer than data somehow
6:53 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
7:22 PM - MeltingDakka: ur al gay
7:34 PM - M.Ciaster entered chat.
7:34 PM - M.Ciaster: oh hey y'all sons of bitches already in here?
7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes because
7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhh
7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre a nigger
7:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: nigger
7:35 PM - M.Ciaster: love you too bb
7:36 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I need more LeMats
7:36 PM - M.Ciaster: don't get greedy
7:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: i need more pokemon
7:37 PM - M.Ciaster: go into some tall grass then and go catch some
7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: because i have none after a certain someone killed my pikachu and then denied me my cthulhu monster
7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
7:37 PM - M.Ciaster: that wasn't real anyway
7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: i dont care!!!!!
7:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:38 PM - M.Ciaster: omg so many exclamation marks
7:38 PM - M.Ciaster: u gotta b srs
7:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: you better believe it
7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ewot u fgts doing here so early
7:44 PM - M.Ciaster: Ass Ketchup: yes because
Ass Ketchup: uhh
Ass Ketchup: youre a nigger
Ass Ketchup: nigger
to quote our wonderful friend
7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what a nigger
7:44 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah I kno rite
7:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: no u
7:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: who the fuck is xahk
7:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: nvm
7:54 PM - MeltingDakka: oi mates ima fokkin hok u wun rite in de gabba i swer on me mum ur guna fukn hit de flor so fasht ull fuckin DYE
7:54 PM - M.Ciaster: and Potato's still offline
7:55 PM - M.Ciaster: sigh
7:55 PM - MeltingDakka: *siiiiiiiiiiigh*
7:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what a buttnugget
7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: what a farthead
7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: lets summon him
7:56 PM - MeltingDakka: anyone know the ritual?
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it requires his fingers
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we don't have those
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: well
7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: yet
7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: goddammit
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: not all of them
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: huehue
7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: anyone willing to go over to Texas and grab the bastard?
7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: i think i'm closest, but i can't drive a boat
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: never you all worry, I shall summon him, with the classic and timeless summoning song!
7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: sorry yo
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: heeeyyy queero queero queero queero fag fag shitty fuck fuck faaaaag
7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: BIBBIDY
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: where do you even live melting
7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: Florida I think
7:57 PM - MeltingDakka: ur mum ecks dee
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: or should i say
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: no wait that's Data's summoning song
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: hombre
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah, i live in florida
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oh nvm
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: gotta say
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i thought you were my gardener
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: when it's not pants-meltingly hot
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: joke*
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: florida is pretty rad
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: and nigga i aint even mexican
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: im puerto rican :v
7:58 PM - MeltingDakka: i'm the guy who works at your cornerstore
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: potatos been offline for almost an hour
8:00 PM - M.Ciaster: fuck
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lets lynch him
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: LYNCH
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: and go without him
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: yeah m8
8:00 PM - MeltingDakka: its 8 bonger
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: he isn't exactly vital unless we're doing gay cop shit
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what was his name on facepunch again
8:00 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah but you could sure use an extra gun in the upcoming section
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: also Ciaster did Wing talk to you about the funding for his new character
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: DaysBefore I think?
8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: nah
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah but he changed his concept
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: again
8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: he's uh
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: person guy or something
8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: potato something
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: god dammit Wing you cheeky shit I liked your ninja dude
8:01 PM - MeltingDakka: a sack of potatos
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah i can't use the 4 harms
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: he's still a ninja dude
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: just with two arms
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: why the fuck not
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: like a regular person
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I still have the ninja biker yakuza assassin
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: 'cause I hate fun
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: because ciaster is a shit head
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: well that's obvious
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also id be overpowered as fuck
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah that too
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: you'd have like
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge has changed their name to Entropy.
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'd wield 6 katanas doing 4d6 damage all at one time
8:02 PM - MeltingDakka: not as op as a techie with 4 arms
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: 12 attacks per turn
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: seeing as you get a max of two actions per turn
8:02 PM - Entropy: so he can use all his arms in one action?
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: and you can dualwield so I assume you can also sextuplewield
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can attack
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so i can attack as many times as possible
8:03 PM - Entropy has changed their name to Entropy / Perseus.
8:03 PM - M.Ciaster: it's the funniest option so yes but he only has two so that's a moot point anyway
8:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: here we go
8:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: time to ignore the outside world entirely
8:03 PM - MeltingDakka: out...side?
8:03 PM - MeltingDakka: huh?
8:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what is that outside thing you speak of
8:04 PM - MeltingDakka: more like A-Nl.1
8:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I don't know but I know there's gonna be more rolz problems thanks to my dual wielding PnPs
8:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: on well scrubs suck it up
8:04 PM - MeltingDakka: why does ryan keep scheduling his games during ours :v
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he wants to steal my players
8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he's a queer
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: MY PLAYERS
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: mypreciousplayersiwon'tletthemgoohno
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so
8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and he said he'd be willing to go without me but fuck that piece of shit asshole douchenugget niggafuck
8:05 PM - MeltingDakka: ask him if you can just play on sundays :v
8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm Perseus god damned Carpedim and I punch shit really god damned well
8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we do play on sundays
8:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and fridays if possible
8:05 PM - MeltingDakka: as in not play during saturdays :V
8:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: shit that's a lot of PnPing
8:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well he won't have any of it
8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: "oh no i'm not getting 3 sessions a week"
8:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he's a piece of shit asshole douchenugget niggafuck
8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: :V
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: when i was playing stalker
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: they wanted to play at like 3 in the morning on a wednesday
8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: oh god what
8:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause they were all european I guess
8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: anyway
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah
8:06 PM - MeltingDakka: TO THE PNP-MOBILE!
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: finnish ukrainian and croation
8:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but why wednesday? that's kinda perplexing
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and nerts
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i dunno
8:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah to the pnp mobile
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it think it was right after school for them
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: not to mention that the fallout pnp was going on at the same time
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: stalker games took like 4+ hours on weekdays
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: never doing dual games ever again
8:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You're at Entropy's place. The gang's not all there - it's only Ketchup, Tool and Entropy - but the rest just couldn't make it for various reasons. Entropy's called you a while ago to get there - something about a gun or something, you're not quite sure.
8:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Before Entropy manages to start explanations, his laptop lets out a "mail received" sound. He cracks the machine open and takes a glance at the screen.
8:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Re: heavy ordnance

Asked around. Apparently the Warrior Hearts jumped an illegal>
surplus store a couple of weeks ago. Made off with crates of>
old US Army hardware - M16s, M60s, Stingers and so on - and a MK19 with>
a crate of ammunition. Killed a couple people in the process. The>
store was a weapon supply point for the Sonora cartel, so now>
there is a bounty of 150,000 eb on the head of the Hearts' leader.>
Figured you could kill two birds with one stone and get both the>
gun and the bounty.>
The Hearts' hideout is located in the southern part of the Zone->
there is a nice view of the refineries from there. From what I know>
they are holed up in an abandoned, partially burned down apartment>
building. Original floorplan attached to this mail. My associates>
were unable to obtain photos of the exterior. Apparently the>
western side of the building has a giant hole in it at floors>
6 to 9. Watch your step. The armory is likely to be located somewhere>
on the ground floor, perhaps in the former boiler room. I am sending a man>
to assist you with the task.>
I get 15% of the bounty if you pull it off. Good luck.>
M>
sent_from trejder@trejdersecurityconsulting.nightcity.com
send_time 21:33:35 11/09/2020
Attached files: orginal.jpg"
8:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This had better be important..."
8:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: read dat shit nigs
8:10 PM - MeltingDakka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyI4k-6jQ24
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: click the jpg
8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "150,000 eb bounty, and the object of my pursuit. This is acceptable."
8:12 PM - Ass Ketchup: "With that much money, I could hire someone else to become the very best for me!"
8:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And then pay them to call you the best, making you better than the best."
8:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You open the .jpg file. It contains what looks like an official floorplan of the building - it's likely outdated but still useful.
8:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I may not be technoligically savvy, but this is 2020. Who the hell uses .jpgs any more?"
8:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (it's also in the dropbox)
8:13 PM - MeltingDakka: "original.jpg.png"
8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I forgot I had it saved as a .png :v
8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I don
8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 't use jpgs for maps 'cause artefacts and shit
8:14 PM - MeltingDakka: makes sense
8:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "So, boss, what are we doin'?"
8:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: real men use ascii for everything
8:15 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Raiding the place, getting my item, and catching the bounty. SImple."
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239Qu5da78E
8:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool leans over your shoulder.
8:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Stingers? No offense, but I'd rather not get shot down over the Combat Zone."
8:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Then learn to evade better."
8:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yeah, thanks a lot, boss. That'll help."
8:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Alright, shit. I better get paid extra for this."
8:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I'd say we grab some extra gear from the armory and go do a few fly-bys before we touch down."
8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "That is an acceptable plan."
8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Ash, have you any objections?"
8:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what do y'all niggas grab from Entropy's armory, if anyting
8:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *thing
8:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well I stock up on nades
8:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: does he have any rocket launchers
8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I think so
8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: how many
8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: give him all of them
8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i dual wield rocket launchers
8:19 PM - MeltingDakka: 3 i believe
8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can we duct tape them all together
8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also also also also
8:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i triple wield rocket launchers
8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm assuming we were on a break period before that
8:19 PM - MeltingDakka: we really should have a text file of things inside the armory
8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and yeah
8:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I declare that I have previously purchased a leg mini missile launcher
8:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you did do that
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: i can triple wield rocket launchers? fuck yeah
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: good
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: aweee
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you've got three arms
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (you don't)
8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Ash
8:20 PM - MeltingDakka: one in his teeth
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
8:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we need to get you more arms
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: cant i just like
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: tape them together
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well how do you exactly plan on firing three LAWs taped together
8:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: i have like 5 tech that should be enough to duct tape some rocket launchers together
8:20 PM - MeltingDakka: cyber-duct tape
8:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also they're LAWs, one use
8:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: awwwww
8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure fuck it
8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can duct tape the launchers together
8:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: yay
8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you're raiding a cache of army gear
8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah I don't have to add anything else
8:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can probably figure out where I'm going with this
8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
8:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: lots of big guns, sweetie
8:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: i hope i accidentally ignite some explosives when i launch rockets randomly
8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the armory from what I remember has some Miltech rifles, a couple of Jungle Reapers AKA M-41 pulse rifles from Alien, and some other stuff
8:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, your armory, not the one you'll be raiding
8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: it needs more dakka
8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: like a full auto grenade launcher
8:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
8:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: like five full auto grenade launchers
8:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's what you're going there for
8:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
8:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: also how are we going to transport all this dakka
8:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we strap it onto pikachu
8:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well the AV's got plenty of space
8:24 PM - MeltingDakka: and pikachu can hold a 1911 or two
8:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah also pikachu blew up in a dream, it's still around in the real world
8:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so you can't be mad at me for killing it
8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: unless it shits on my carpets
8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then I will kill it
8:25 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
8:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :^
8:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok I think I'm settled in
8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: got 3 nades of each
8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and API ammo
8:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: totally ready
8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so i was searching around at some unofficial reference books
8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and there are a ton of little robot drones i found
8:26 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: maybe you could make one into pikachu?
8:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: no
8:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: make one magnemite
8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:27 PM - MeltingDakka: why not 3
8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aslo
8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also*
8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and then you could have a couple of them evolve into whatever Magnemite's evolution was called
8:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:27 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: one of them is a lawtech police robohound
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: as in potato should buy that shit up
8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we should get one and name it Rex
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its bite is 4d6 AP dmg
8:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: we should get one and name it fluffy
8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: should upload those books to the Dropbocx
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no
8:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
8:28 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i did
8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
8:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: name if Fluffy
8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I agree to this
8:29 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its in other books in a zip
8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: o
8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: to continue the tradition? I'm ok with that
8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so anyway I'm done suiting up
8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also http://ogresound.bandcamp.com/track/calico-dawn moosic
8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I added the micro-missile launcher to my sheet and nabbed 3 grenades
8:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: of each
8:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: lemme just nab some 'nades for Tool :v
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he'll be goin' in with ya
8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: OH OH IDEA CIASTER
8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you know how there are weekly expenses like food and shit
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I am listening
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: speaking of that the timeskip was two weeks
8:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in other words
8:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I just pay a weekly expense to have a new crate of each type of grenade delivered to my house every week
8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's new month time so y'all get $
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: beautiful
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hm
8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so we don't have to bother going back every time we run out of grenades and we don't need to bother with counting them
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, why not
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: do i get paid?
8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how much would a weekly shipment of each grenade cost me :v
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I kind of just made my character
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you all do
8:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and this is my first of 2 months with the 10k bonus right?
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: owee
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: three months dude
8:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: loadsa $
8:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait 3 months for him or us
8:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: him
8:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy I mean I assume so did you
8:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I wish you could buy humanity
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm running out of that shit
8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok so I'm confused now lemme just clear this up
8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: for us who don't have new characters
8:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how many months passed
8:33 PM - MeltingDakka: >i wish you could buy humanity
8:33 PM - MeltingDakka: 10/10
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: therapy i would assume
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's the end of the second month I'm pretty sure
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: as in, for the entire group
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or wait
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no it'd be the third month, Entropy did spend a lot of time recovering from his leg loss
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
8:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: by the entire group I mean, y'know, the people who've been with the group from the very beginning, ie. Entropy, Potato and Tool
8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I meant Bruce not Potato
8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: goddamn
8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: woo I have 19,056 spendin dosh now
8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: thank you sexy sax
8:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you might have that much dosh indeed
8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I need to name my sax
8:35 PM - Ass Ketchup: bruce is a faggot we better kill him before he's the only remaining original party member
8:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also my sax is chrome plated for the record
8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce is my favorite party member
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wait
8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: try to touch him and face the wrath of the GM
8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: well that fits since youre a faggot too
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: actually nvm
8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: shots fired, shots fired
8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: hue hue
8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'd kick you but a) I know you're joking and b) I'm not that much of a crybaby :v
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wat about merchant
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :C
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ill kill bruce
8:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: he died
8:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he was cool too
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no he didn't fuck butt
8:37 PM - Ass Ketchup: (inside)
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he's not with the group anymore
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ah
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yep
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude you're playing as him
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you should know best
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well, were
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since he's an NPC now
8:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
8:38 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lol pdf plebs
8:38 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: excel sheet is best sheet
8:38 PM - MeltingDakka: ^
8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool grabs a Jungle Reaper and a bandoleer of 25mm grenades from the armory. "For close encounters." he mutters.
8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I like the .pdf sheet :v
8:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, so, y'all niggas set?
8:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: da
8:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: youre just jealous cuz the pdf sheet is cooler
8:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got my API ammo and little packages of collateral damage
8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: the pdf sheet looks like shit what are you talking about
8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: so do you!!!!!
8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: no damage like collateral damage
8:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the color scheme is pretty shit but it works well
8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: you haven't seen my roomy and comfortable excel sheet
8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: no because i cant
8:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://ogresound.bandcamp.com/track/shore-thing this would play in the background as you're leaving the house if it was a movie (official bgm yo)
8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: because i dont have excel
8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: hahahahahaaha
8:39 PM - Ass Ketchup: suck it nigger
8:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ^
8:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yeah the .pdf is kinda ugly but it works
8:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: open office works buttface
8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: i have open office
8:39 PM - MeltingDakka: works just as well
8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also I don't have excel either, I use libreoffice :v
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that should work too
8:40 PM - Ass Ketchup: idc buttweed
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: my sheet is just words
8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: stop being so hostile you're hurting my feelings Elowin
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no fancy functions or buttons to mess up your stuff
8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also I'd like to point out how easily you twats get bored of shit
8:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah
8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: namely your characters
8:40 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "im data im bored of punching everything after 3 games new character"
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: It does get monotonous
8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: As you're almost ready to leave the house, you hear the door bell ring.
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: batman was a terrible character in retrospect
8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also spoiler alert Data's new dude's gonna be punchy too
8:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but it loved stitch
8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: bored?
8:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If it's a jehova's witness, I'm shooting it in the knee."
8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: i just feel like
8:41 PM - MeltingDakka: our party needs a character that isnt 100% combat
8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: merchant cough
8:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: that was sort of Entropy's original plan
8:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You open the door, to reveal a man wearing leather motorcycle clothes and a matching helmet. He's got a monokatana slung over his back.
8:42 PM - MeltingDakka: merchant left cough
8:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but 95% of the previous games were combat
8:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Wing, you're on
8:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Names"
8:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "What are yours"
8:42 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Hi! Im Ash!"
8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "To the point. I am Entropy. Explain your presence here."
8:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: btw in case you didn't read MY PAINSTAKINGLY CRAFTED REALISTIC EMAIL you're sent by Merchant to help the rest of the doods
8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: o yeah
8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I read it
8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I just forgot
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: Higeki takes off his glove and slices his hand with a traditional japanese tanto
8:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I am sworn to you by blood"
8:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: is this the suicide squad
8:43 PM - MeltingDakka: yes
8:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eedgyyyyy
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Your grievances are mine"
8:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: or just the emo squad
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "And my life is yours"
8:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Uh, I'm Bradley, Tool Bradley, but you can call me Too- and what the hell are you doin'?"
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "As former executioner of the Yamaguchi gang I am your servant"
8:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy nods, saying nothing edgyily
8:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Goddammit Boss I swear the more people you hire the weirder they get."
8:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If you have any complaints, you can take it up with the complaints department." Entropy draws his gun and spins it.
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I was employed by a man named Yodare to serve and protect you"
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "You may know his as Merchant"
8:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Who the fuck is- oh."
8:45 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I didnt know he had such a dumb name."
8:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "So he did send a replacement? An honest man. You seem capable."
8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: "He goes by many names"
8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: "A man of his business should not stay in one place or in one body"
8:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That's disgusting."
8:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: He flicks the blood off of his tanto and stows it away
8:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Alright, we goin?"
8:49 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Where are we going again?"
8:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Let's."
8:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We're going to acquire a large bounty and an item I've been searching for."
8:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Then I will follow"
8:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool takes place at the controls of your trusty (totally not stolen) AV.
8:50 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That didn't answer my question at all."
8:50 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Part of being the best is being able to roll with the punches, Ash. You'll find out when we get there. Now cease your questions."
8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Oh, okay!"
8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: "What does that mean by the way?"
8:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wow Ash is almost as annoying as Elowin's OOC persona
8:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: o;
8:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:51 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;o
8:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy sighs. "You're lucky you're good at causing damage." He ignores Ash and says to Tool, "Get us airborne already."
8:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: hey excuse me i only have 2 intelligence
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
8:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I will, as soon as everyone's on board. Yes, that means you, mr. chainsaw arm. Get on."
8:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that... sort of makes sense
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh wait nevermind
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i was going to say you should be retarded
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: and then realized that you are retarded
8:52 PM - Ass Ketchup: hue
8:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The AV zips off into the lead colored sky.
8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: what did you expect from fucking ash ketchum
8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: obviously he's a complete idiot that's like his thing
8:54 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
8:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but he's like 10
8:54 PM - Ass Ketchup: he's dumber than your average 10 year old
8:55 PM - Ass Ketchup: also he has some kind of syndrome that makes him look more like a 14ish year old
8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFDD2mqCwY&list=PLL-GuEbD-2_uuk7kGyPbAqAwIZiS6LFFt
8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: maybe, tbh I haven't really watched the anime :v
8:55 PM - Ass Ketchup: you have no childhood
8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: ciaster has never seen an anime
8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I do it's just... alright I don't
8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes i have never seen an anime
8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: he is the least weaboo of anyone in the world
8:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I'm proud
8:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: at least watch the good ones
8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: atleast watch pokeymen
8:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I do have an unexplainable love for terrible 80s cinema tho so it evens out :v
8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: weeb levels are unrelated, lets continue :v
8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: just watch cowboy bebop and samurai champloo
8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: dont forget pokeymen
8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh
8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is only good for nostalgia purposes
8:56 PM - Ass Ketchup: also how can you have never ever watched neither dbz nor naruter
8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: >naruto
8:56 PM - MeltingDakka: >good
8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: if you haven't seen it then it doesn't matter
8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: >dbz
8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: >good
8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: dont talk shit about dbz
8:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: After a short flight over the increasingly more dilapidated areas of the city, you finally reach the area of the Combat Zone the place you're gonna be storming is apparently in.
8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: i'll dick you faggot
8:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: lets just continue
8:57 PM - Ass Ketchup: i'm just saying it's like impossible to not have watched either
8:57 PM - MeltingDakka: he's polish :v
8:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can see the numerous oil refineries in the distance, an oasis of productivity in the wretched destroyed post-urban landscape.
8:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro gets out of the AV with his hand on his monokatana
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: right
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats right
8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're around here in poland
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: explains everything
8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's just that
8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I don't like anime
8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: never did
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: wait
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: if you've never ever watched assnimu
8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I used to say that too Ciaster
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: how can you know you dont like assnimu
8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: until I watched Gurren Lagann
8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then my life changed forever
8:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm a stubborn Cashub is how
8:58 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh
8:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: being stubborn normal pole nature?
8:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: Gurren Lagann is the definition of anime
8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashubia
8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well sort of I suppose
8:59 PM - MeltingDakka: ok let's continue
8:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll be in your house within the hour
8:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I mean I don't speak the goofy language
8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway yeah
8:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Finding the right building doesn't take Tool long.
9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: For one, it's the least devastated one in the area.
9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The second thing is the burst of machinegun fire that narrowly misses the AV as it's making its rounds.
9:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "They're on the roof of that place!" yells your faithful driver.
9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: "How low are you to the roof?"
9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Get 'em before they riddle us with bullets and we'll crash and burn in this hellhole!"
9:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: I shoot my rockets at them
9:01 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We have the necessary equipment for that."
9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The AV is about, I dunno, forty, maybe fifty meters above the building.
9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Ass roll heavy weapons
9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i assume i can't jump that shit
9:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not really :v
9:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: what was the diceroom again
9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: I need to get some cyberlegs
9:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: CiastersCP2020Bonanza
9:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ayup
9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: have fun with that backblast ash
9:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the LAWs have none
9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's explained away as them using like compressed air to launch the projectile
9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or something
9:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: that sounds highly ineffective
9:03 PM - Ass Ketchup: magic
9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: well
9:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ~future
9:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ~
9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: thats an improvement from their normal backblast
9:03 PM - MeltingDakka: of something like 270 feet?
9:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sufficiently advanced technology is indisguishable from magic
9:04 PM - Ass Ketchup: gasp
9:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (arthur c.clarke get on my level scrubs)
9:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: you said it was doctor seuss
9:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: until i told u it was arthur c clarke u scrub
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: lolno
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeslol
9:05 PM - MeltingDakka: Sun Tzu says, "Watch the backblast you moron."
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway roll already dammit
9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: i did
9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh you want me to post it here
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I very much do
9:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10+12 => 18
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: classy
9:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the name I mean
9:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: thx
9:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The three LAW rockets hit the middle of the roof, turning a group of Warrior Hearts who were just chillin' there into mincemeat and blasting a pretty large hole in the roof itself, further ruining the building. The machinegun nests are unaffected.
9:07 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
9:07 PM - MeltingDakka: nice shot
9:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Drive me closer"
9:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I want to hit them with my sword"
9:08 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Your shoots fly true, Ash. You may not be clever, but at least you can hit them worth a damn."
9:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I want to stay un-riddled by bullets. Not goin' any closer till you get these guys, choomba."
9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "C
9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'mon, doesn't anyone here have a gun?"
9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well what's left
9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the nests?
9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
9:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: i shoot ye nestes
9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: which one
9:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's two
9:09 PM - Ass Ketchup: all
9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
9:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure roll
9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well then I shoot one twice
9:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright sure roll
9:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: too many modifiers aaa 1 sec
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 10+1+6+ 1D10 => 25 ; 26
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: crit
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: no wait nevermind
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: damn
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh well
9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: neato
9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's still two hits at Long range
9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: with a handgun
9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nice job
9:11 PM - MeltingDakka: such modifier
9:11 PM - MeltingDakka: so wow
9:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location and damage nig
9:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes but I also need to pay attention to giant anime robots pnp too
9:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so suck a dick I'm a busy man
9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: hurry your shit up
9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 03:11 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location and damage nig
9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: relax u shit
9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: mum needed me
9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
9:13 PM - MeltingDakka: swer on me mum
9:13 PM - Ass Ketchup: i'll slap ur mum silly
9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 5D6 => 21 ; 23
9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
9:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 2 1D10 => 9 ; 2
9:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and alright
9:14 PM - MeltingDakka: why does your pistol do 5d6
9:14 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't forget I have API ammo
9:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: what the fuck
9:14 PM - MeltingDakka: ah
9:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats more than my shotgun
9:14 PM - Ass Ketchup: bullshity
9:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is more than my monokatana lazer blade shit
9:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: One of the machinegunners catches both bullets. The first one shatters the bone in his leg, bowling him over. As he's laying on the ground, the next one slams into his chest, going through the lightweight vest like a hot knife through butter.
9:15 PM - Ass Ketchup: i need to get more heavy weapons training
9:15 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and then he catches fire
9:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The next one, enraged by the loss of his comrade, yells as he fills the air around your AV with bullets. You'd better get him soon.
9:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well whose turn it be
9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the next guys
9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he's kind of not specced in ranged
9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
9:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Ass your turn again
9:16 PM - Ass Ketchup: how close am i
9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 50 meters
9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: give or take
9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: how big are my chances of surviving a jump down there
9:17 PM - MeltingDakka: 0
9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;(
9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: around 0 to 5%
9:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: without dying
9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: if anyone is jumping it is me
9:17 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok i guess i'll just throw a grenade
9:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: throw pikachu
9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats not a bad idea
9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: except
9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: how large are the chances of my pikachu surviving that
9:18 PM - MeltingDakka: 0
9:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: around 0%
9:18 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he might stain the guy's paints with his blood if you throw him right
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: well then just grenade then
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: completely regular HE grenade
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: of boredom
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: except
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: its
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: a
9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll ye dice
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: POKEBALL
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: oh come on
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10+20 => 21
9:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gj
9:19 PM - Ass Ketchup: motherfucker
9:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ahahaha
9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you shit you better not blow us up
9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: why does that always happen to me
9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll on fumble table
9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I swear I will shoot you
9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but first I'll discect pikachu infront of you
9:20 PM - Ass Ketchup: ass nigger ketchups: 1D10 => 9
9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "you manage to wound the member of your own party."
9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: welp
9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ubVL69SgQA&list=PL176D2D566086F6AE
9:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: tool tool tool tool tool
9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: tool tool tool tool tool
9:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll 1d3
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: toooooolie toolie toolie tool
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if tool gets hit
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're all dead
9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: pretty much
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shot
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shit
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh hey Bruce
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: HIT BRYNES
9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: BruceBruceBruceBruce
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: YES
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh yeah we're playing
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: hi bruce
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: i just blowed everyone up
9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: I was gonna fall asleep watching Kamen Rider
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Bruce suddenly appears in the AV and catches the grenadew
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCEBRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
 RIP AND TEAR
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: but
9:21 PM - MeltingDakka: roll 1d4 now! c:
9:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Did I miss shit?
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: it was an accident this time!
9:21 PM - Ass Ketchup: 1D4 => 3
9:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce materializes in the AV just as Ass is trying to throw the grenade.
9:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: FUCK YOU
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, it's Entropy
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: rip
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: is that u
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: that's not fair
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: lol
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: why does he count
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: Why am I late?
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he shouldn't count
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: as one of the 1d4
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: uh
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he should
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: you are 1 hours and 14 minutes late
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it was 1d3 before he went in
9:22 PM - MeltingDakka: 22 minutes*
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: Fuck dude, I've been here to entire time
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes Potato you're kind of late
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: of fuq
9:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: 7D6 => 26
9:22 PM - Ass Ketchup: rip
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: still he shouldn't be part of it otherwise it would have been damage self
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: what a weird ass time skip there
9:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ruuuuude
9:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright wot's your armor Dan
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: whatever. What did I miss?
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not much
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: I am different
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're raiding an apartment building in the combat zone
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: full of gangers
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: and so is data
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: but he isn't here yet
9:23 PM - MeltingDakka: ;)
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just 'cause Entropy wants a new toy
9:23 PM - Ass Ketchup: rip entropy
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (and to claim a bounty)
9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 12 in my head, 26s on my torso and arms
9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 24 on my cyberleg and 12 on the other
9:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: actually 16 on the other
9:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: sooo
9:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/734415_318610918281710_937027363_n.jpg
9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: you died
9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: what in the holy fuck is that
9:24 PM - MeltingDakka: that is potato
9:24 PM - Ass Ketchup: is that me
9:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The grenade slams into Entropy's chest in the same milisecond it explodes. Most of the shrapnel goes outwards, but some of it slams straight into his chest armor.
9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: lol what
9:24 PM - MeltingDakka: in a manly-ass kilt
9:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uwot
9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "You incompetent screwup! The only thing you're the best at is being a nusicence!"
9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: how low are we again
9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: is it low enough to survive a drop
9:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: 50m
9:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 50 meters
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uh...
9:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: so wait
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll acrobatics?
9:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so he won't survive if I push him out eh
9:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: And keep in mind that's my hair on a GOOD day
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, that's what you want to do
9:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: I have a lot of hair
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no, he won't
9:25 PM - Ass Ketchup: how did that explosion not damage everyone else
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless he gets really lucky
9:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy
9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: when we're in a small helicopter
9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: convenience?
9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shaped charges
9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gm magic
9:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: dice
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: cut it yo
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh man are we in a helicopter again?
9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes
9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: huehuehue
9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 's body armor absorbed the shrapnel, the rest of it went outside
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: short hair is always better
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: Can we blow up a giant building for old timne's sake?
9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: and i just accidentally a grenade in here
9:26 PM - Ass Ketchup: huehuehueh
9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah you're in an AV IT'S NOT A HELICOPTER DAMMIT
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: even though i never follow that rule
9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but yeah pretty much
9:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's a flying van
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy, wanna throw Ass out of the AV?
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not if it'll kill him
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually roll for the Edge thing
9:27 PM - MeltingDakka: aw shit
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it won't 'cause GM fiat but it'll be funny
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then we'd have to go through the whole getting a new party member thing
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok yes
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: doing it then
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, no roll then
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 7
9:27 PM - Ass Ketchup: then i could play the techwizard!!!
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roleplay it out nigga
9:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: didn't hit my emp
9:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: So who is the new character, Wing?
9:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and no no techwizards
9:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: Yakuza biker assassin
9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: he's an emo asian dude with a sword
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy kicks Ash out the window after his spectacular fuckup
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: window
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: door
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: heli
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: whatevs
9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: and his first interaction with us was that he cut his own wrist
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: sworn by bushido and fucked up beyond imagination
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch was was a blood oath
9:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And take your rat too!" he throws pikachu after him assuming pikachu came with us
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: i will cut u
9:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: So 'Pyscho biker'
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: not really
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: just heartless biker
9:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash flies through the air as he's screaming something sounding vaguely japanese. He slams into one of the still intact AC units, reducing it to scrap metal. By some miracle, his grenades don't go off.
9:28 PM - Ass Ketchup: can I throw pikachu back into the helicopter while i'm falling?
9:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Roll 1d4
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is traditional as fuck
9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: for the amount of broken limbs this is gonna give you :v
9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: Compared to 'Pyscho jazz mussician', 'Slightly less pyscho lucha' and jut plain ol' 'pyscho'
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: :<
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh yeee
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he didn't die
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: broken limbs I can live with
9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 1d4 mister
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and so can he
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: 1D4 => 3
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wait me or him
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: so that's like
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: pfft
9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ahaha
9:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: you should probably read my characters god damn bio and you'll learn why he is a psycho bitch
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: three of my toes ok
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: yes ok sure cool
9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh wow you have a bio
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so your character is cool with me shoving Ash out the window
9:29 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuck that
9:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Both his legs and his left arm are broken in the fall.
9:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: im ok with this
9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: ok
9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is why excel is best
9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: at least he can still throw with his right
9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :V
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: can I throw pikachu back now?
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
9:30 PM - MeltingDakka: only the chainsaw arm is intact  i think
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but he kinda can't walk
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: then i do
9:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yeah, which is the saw arm?
9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll order my new samauri guy to carry him
9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall I finish him off?"
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also, as he's laying on the ground, pikachu safely lands on his chest and squeaks.
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: yo
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: yooooooo
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
9:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "No. Leave him."
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: can i throw my pikachu back
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: why would you
9:30 PM - Ass Ketchup: because im going to make it zap him
9:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
9:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: right in the face
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Then so be it"
9:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: ;<
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: still no
9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "If he survived a fall from that height, then he might serve some purpose yet."
9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Incompetent, but hardy."
9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I wish I knew what was going on in my life"
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ketchup moans as he's laying in the remains of the AC unit.
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: "A wise observation"
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce, you're up
9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
9:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I'd silence that tongue of yours, unless you want to go after him, Brynes."
9:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: what the hell is going on
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's one machinegun nest to take out
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're storming an apartment building full of gangers
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in the combat zone
9:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause Entropy wants a new gun
9:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ubVL69SgQA&list=PL176D2D566086F6AE
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: So we're in an aptarment?
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: Or a fly thingy
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: in the AV
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're above the building
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in the AV
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude Ass just fell 50 meters
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: how else would he pull that off
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: and there is a nest of machine gunners
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: Throw him out the window
9:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: one machinegunner in fact
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: I still have the sniper
9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the other nest is kind of full of blood after Entropy splattered the other guy
9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: and he's staionary.....
9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's what I was hoping you'd do
9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: just for that i'm gonna doomguy his ass with the shotgun
9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh sure why not
9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
9:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: be my guest
9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out the euro sniper rifle
9:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: One of these days i'm gonna put that thing down on my sheet
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: use my excel sheet
9:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what euro - oh, the PSG-1
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: its so much easier to store info on
9:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: We fuckin' get it you have a hard on for excel
9:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: nigga nobody uses excel
9:34 PM - MeltingDakka: i'll vouch for the excel sheet
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch use open office then
9:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I use libreoffice
9:35 PM - MeltingDakka: its wayyy better~
9:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: its the same god damn thing
9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: Foxit reader
9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: honestly I prefer the .pdf but we already had that derail
9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nigga
9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just roll for the shot
9:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: KK
9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4
9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: soooo
9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: 25!
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright neato
9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: yaaaay having hella rifle
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location, damage
9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: i bet none of you guys have even seen my sheet
9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: except for data that is
9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: and I asume still target counteracts in moving vehicle?
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah it's 6d6+2
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I assume so
9:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: noice
9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: holy shit
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also I have seen the sheet dude
9:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm the GM
9:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: aside from ciaster and data then
9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: 27 damage
9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: Insert weird al joke here
9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and location?
9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: one sec
9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: kay
9:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4
9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright think that's torso
9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
9:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: aggh, thjis is bugging me
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/1/1b/Animated_Stungun.jpg/250px-Animated_Stungun.jpg
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: who does this look like?
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: Cause it's really familiar
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean I know it's transformers
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: but it looks like something else
9:38 PM - MeltingDakka: face resembles megamn and gutsman
9:39 PM - MeltingDakka: now shush, now is cyberpunk time
9:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, maybe
9:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: Was thinking it was something megaman related
9:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: In one quick, trained movement, Bruce yanks the sniper rifle out of his duffel bag, raises it to eye level, and pops off one shot. The remaining machinegunner falls to the ground with a large hole in his sternum.
9:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The roof is clear and Tool gets ready to touch down.
9:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Your speed is admirable"
9:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your AV gracefully lands on the concrete of the roof of what was once a middle class apartment building.
9:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Although I have never used a gun, so I have nothing to compare"
9:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Um, thanks. i guess."
9:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Do y'all wanna loot the dudes you killed? And do you want to check out what happened to Ketchup?
9:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes and no
9:40 PM - MeltingDakka: (loot everything)
9:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool unbuckles his seatbelt, grabs his rifle, and jumps out of the AV. "Alright, we're here."
9:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: thats just rude bruce
9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: loot all the things
9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: WAAAAIT
9:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro examines the bodies but does not touch them
9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: they had mounted nested machine guns
9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg
9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: Loot this
9:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I want to tear them off and stuff them in the AV for later mounting
9:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: attach them to AV
9:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: Fuck bitches get money
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ^^^
9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you find: two M60 machine guns, four 100 round boxes of 7.62x51, and a couple of chunks of meat from the Hearts your friend Ass splattered with his LAW.
9:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: our techie can fix em on there
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I hope someone is logging this cause I'm not
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I mean the loot
9:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I discover nothing of interest"
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not the actual log
9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The M60s get chucked in the roomy back of the AV, along with the ammo.
9:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I will actually
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: k cool
9:42 PM - Entropy / Perseus: We should make a document of all the loot in the armory
9:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: maybe, actually
9:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah later on maybe
9:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: well, we pretty much leave no loot un-taken
9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: a inventory manifest
9:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so while they drag the new loot into the AV, I go over to Ash
9:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: as he's lying there and probably moaning in pain, I nudge him with my foot
9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: could lead to some nice plot shit like if someone notices the manifest mysteriously changes
9:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "What would you want done with him"
9:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: is he moaning in pain
9:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: absolutely
9:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: probably
9:44 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "You're certainly the best at not dying, at least."
9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man Entropy's an asshole
9:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c;
9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg
9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: such knowledg
9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: so realize
9:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's why we all love him tho
9:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall we bring him to the hospital when we are done"
9:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also why the sarcasm Potato
9:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hiro, carry him. We'll deal with his injuries later."
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: We all know this ya ass but :v
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: It's not really a secret
9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I know
9:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up Ash and throws him over his shoulders"
9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that wasn't supposed to be a realization
9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: more of a "so hey, guys, that entropy sure is an asshole, right? heh" thing
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: eh, fair enough
9:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekFgtyXgs_A
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: Wait wait wait
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Guys
9:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I see you still have one good arm, Ash. Use it. But one more mistake like that, and it will break as well."
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Do you think we match up to the planetteers?
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: Minus the newbie 'cause I dunno him
9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...?
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
9:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Sir, he will hamper my movement. When the time of battle comes shall I drop him?"
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: we each match up to a planeteer from Captain PLanet
9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ah
9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, yeah
9:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: arent alike all of us
9:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I dunno
9:47 PM - MeltingDakka: oh damn
9:47 PM - Ass Ketchup: except asian faggot
9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: white dudes
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: have you guys ever seen Here Comes the Boom?
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oi
9:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: nope
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy's north korean
9:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: No, like us us
9:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright niggas what u do
9:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now
9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: then those two asian dudes
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you better not be calling him an asian faggot
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: Here Comes the Boom is so fucking awesome
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: the fat guy from mall cop
9:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: ur an asian faggot now
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: as a ufc fighter
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: suk a dil
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: its great
9:48 PM - MeltingDakka: lodsefighting
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and don't critfail on me again
9:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: <3 u bby
9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't worry I'm just being tsundere
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: will have to watch it also the rest of y'all niggas shut the fuck up alright c:
9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: all 4 u ashy
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: WHAT DO YOU DO
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're on top of a gang fortress
9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: we kill shit and take their stuff
9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: there
9:49 PM - Bruce Brynes: summed up every game we have, are, and will play ever
9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well now that we got loot in the AV and Ash on a shoulder, we go downstairs
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
9:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then kill shit and take their stuff
9:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You hear gunfire from below as you descend down the stairs.
9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You're on the tenth floor. What do you do?
9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (note: the map's in the folder)
9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (well sort of)
9:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro places down Ash and draws his sword
9:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check orginal.jpg.png
9:50 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so you literally have every floor mapped out or what
9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no actually but I've got writeups of what's on each floor
9:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: then the obvious solution is to check each floor
9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so I'm either gonna do 'em on the fly using a template or
9:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's what you should probably do
9:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We'll search each floor. Don't want any surprises sneaking behind us."
9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Perhaps I can sneak up on them"
9:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the plans are kinda outdated seeing as the building's got a giant-ass hole in it on the west side and so on but they're something
9:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
9:52 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and Ash has been unusually silent, though I'll attest that to 3 broken limbs
9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i got a stealth of 10
9:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Shall I scout ahead?"
9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Do so."
9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "No objections from me." says Tool, who's following behind the group with his rifle on the ready.
9:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: "By all means"
9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah also Tool's with you 'cause that's gonna be a -huge- combat sequence
9:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro gets into his sneak position with his sword and proceeds to places
9:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: ohhh nooo
9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: probably shouldn't have almost killed Ash then
9:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh well
9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
9:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
9:54 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he can still throw grenades
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait
9:54 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he's got one good arm, right?
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: he can throw shit right
9:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: I assume these are all rooms?
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: but his legs are broken
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: WHAT IF
9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Hiro meticulously checks the tenth floor, apartment after apartment.
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: TO GET AROUND
9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah these are all apartments
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: HE THROWS HIMSELF
9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: studios, just small-ass ones
9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that ain't gonna work
9:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: 21
9:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he can walk though! c: as long as he beats a stun/shock save
9:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: also is data even playing
9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: nah
9:55 PM - MeltingDakka: hi
9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not yet
9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: waiting for his character to be introduced
9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Ash stop not talking
9:55 PM - MeltingDakka: c;
9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: gonna introduce his new dude later
9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: but
9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you aren't even bitching at me
9:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and it makes me scared
9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: no..no more Lucha Business man?
9:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: i assume i found nothing
9:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He finds nothing, apart from dust, wind, crumbling remains of furniture and empty promises.
9:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: RIP AGUILA, the best of us
9:56 PM - MeltingDakka: :-:7
9:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro returns "The path ahead is safe"
9:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Though I don't know of what in on the next floor"
9:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1EqE038so
9:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Let's go, then."
9:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro picks up Ash and continues onward
9:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool follows the group as the rear guard, holding his rifle in a relaxed manner.
9:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He looks like the professional he is.
9:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: the professional who pissed himself when we first met
9:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: >Otacon
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh wow
9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: >otacon
9:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well you kinda murdered his whole crew on what he thought to be a milk run job
9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: >professional
9:59 PM - MeltingDakka: pick one
9:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also he didn't piss himself :v
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: i forgot Tool was the booster gang member on the place
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: plane*
10:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he was the leader actually :v
10:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and they weren't boosters
10:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh whatever
10:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is on the next floor
10:00 PM - MeltingDakka: oh shit
10:01 PM - MeltingDakka: evil dead, the new one in on tv
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh?
10:01 PM - MeltingDakka: hoooo shit boi
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
10:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The next floor is as empty as the tenth, although you can hear gunfire from the floor below it.
10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: the new one?
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: there was a remake of the first
10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: why
10:01 PM - Ass Ketchup: the first was the gayest
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: ^
10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: the problem is
10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: the second is a remake of the first
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: because generic horror is apparently the shit these days
10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: and expansion
10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: and awesome
10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: no one really cares aboot the first
10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: uhhh
10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: cause 2 ans 3 exist
10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: no its not bruce
10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Dost ye go further down?
10:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: and*
10:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro drops Ash
10:02 PM - Ass Ketchup: u faggot
10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash lets out a yelp of pain as he hits the floor like a sack of bricks.
10:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I shall scout ahead downstairs"
10:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: moer like
10:03 PM - Entropy / Perseus: does anyone have painkillers or something
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can I roll to determine how close the gun shots are?
10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: a sack of potatoes
10:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah sure
10:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: huehuehuehuehehueheuheuheuheuheuehuehueheuheuheue
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuck
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: 11
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: what the shit
10:03 PM - MeltingDakka: but potatoes are gay
10:03 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: i keep rolling ones
10:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: god dammit
10:04 PM - Ass Ketchup: you dont roll ones nearly as well as i do
10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: i was hoping it was broekn
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you try to determine how close the gunshots are, but can't quite pinpoint their location. They definitely are below, though.
10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is the threshold?
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like 15? they're pretty loud
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but you rolled a 1
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so
10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i add my luck
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no adding luck on crit fails :v
10:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: o fuck that is right
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're lucky I didn't make you roll on the fumble table
10:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually
10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll 1d10
10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
10:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't waste luck on a fuckin perception roll
10:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: what do my ears burst?
10:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 7
10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw, perception doesn't have its own selection of fumbles
10:05 PM - Ass Ketchup: i fucking hope so
10:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh well
10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: last time i rolled a fumble it caused all my limbs to die
10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro sneakily continues downstairs
10:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you just can't figure out where the guys are. apart from being downstairs.
10:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Alright
10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: and the time before that it caused my pikachu to die
10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: 26
10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: this time your ears better die
10:06 PM - Ass Ketchup: i call shenanigans
10:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You manage to get unnoticed by the two guards you can see in the hallway on the eight floor.
10:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is their line of sight?
10:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm sorry Ash but if you didn't roll that 3 it wouldn't have happened
10:07 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: They're definitely guarding a door, though you have no idea why anyone would need to guard a door in a dilapidated apartment building.
10:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: LOS? hm
10:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: just to see if i can backstab them or something
10:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're guarding the door to apartment nr. 5
10:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: shoot them
10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you're in the upper right corner, just off the stairs leading to the upper floor
10:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with your swords
10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah just like ninja star them or something
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can I run up and do crazy slashes to both of them?
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: I don't have a ninja star
10:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what's your REF?
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: yet
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10
10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh
10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well then I won't even bother with a roll :v
10:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: go for it
10:10 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gj
10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: always bother with rolls Ciaster
10:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro runs up a quickly turns the hallway into a deli
10:10 PM - MeltingDakka: >no rolling
10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: someone in Mekton chained 5 1s in a roll
10:10 PM - MeltingDakka: i had to roll for punching nigga
10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: quintuple critfail
10:10 PM - Entropy / Perseus: rolls matter no matter how trivial they may seem
10:11 PM - MeltingDakka: ^^^
10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: what would i roll for then
10:11 PM - MeltingDakka: remember the shitty rolls i made as renaldo that got me run over twice by the same car :V
10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: huh
10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I meant it like I won't bother with a REF roll, he still needs to roll for the attacks
10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: that was weird
10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPn4V-1nVbo
10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also that
10:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: 26 and 26
10:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: awright
10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oh yeah
10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they kinda don't have melee weapons so
10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I think that might have been one of my favorite sessions actually
10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage?
10:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: almost killing Ren
10:12 PM - MeltingDakka: i had fun being almost killed
10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: the car/sanic?
10:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: shall id do damage then
10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah and later on he got owned by Snake
10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: I remember that
10:12 PM - MeltingDakka: snake 2stornk
10:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10 and 14
10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: Yeah, what happened to snake?
10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 04:12 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage?
 yes I'd say that if you feel like it sure
10:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: snake just kinda disappeared
10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: also monoblades fuck up armor hard
10:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: never to be seen again
10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and these guys have ass armor
10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: location? :v
10:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: locations in fact
10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1/3xSP vs soft
10:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: 3 and 6
10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The guards don't even manage to turn all the way in your direction when you're on 'em. A quick slash goes right through the rightmost guard's chest, and another one lops the leftmost one's left arm clean off. He's so shocked he doesn't even make a sound as he falls to the ground, the blood gushing and spraying around.
10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hm
10:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: ouch
10:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do y'all think I've got problems?
10:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: naah
10:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: someone got bloody mes
10:16 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and you dis me when I go all anime
10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro finished him off with his monotanto
10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
10:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: i though the one armed guy was still alive for a second
10:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He's dead, Jim
10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but the first one's still alive
10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: barely
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright yeah then
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro finished him off with his monotanto
10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you finishin' him?
10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: do i need to roll for that?
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: 23
10:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The short blade pierces the dying man's heart in a coup de grace. He's definitely dead now.
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: io
10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: roll to stick sword in crippled dying motionless guy
10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: critfail
10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Do you check out the room they were guarding? (I would if I were you)
10:18 PM - Entropy / Perseus: you stick your own groin
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: Can my infrared sort of see through the wall?
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: If it is thin enough
10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: then i do so
10:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You turn on your internal infrared sensor.
10:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got tinfared too don't forget
10:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Through the wall, you see three figures, two warm and one looking like a black hole in the infrared spectrum.
10:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The cold one looks like it's laying flat on something.
10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: hhhmm
10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: dead?
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: are they close enough so that i can shove my sword through the wall and pierce him
10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The two others are standing around it, looks like they're working on it.
10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: and yes dick jokes
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro returns up the stairs and motions for everyone to come down quietly
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: Doesn't entropy have metal legs?
10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: one
10:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: only one metal leg
10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: not very quiet, still
10:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I can imagine him trying to be quiet :v
10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I dooooo
10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: metal leg
10:21 PM - Entropy / Perseus: singular
10:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *clang* *clang* *clang* *whispering* "Alright, I'm in the position."
10:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: oi
10:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that wasn't IC btw
10:22 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got shoes on
10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I will guard door 5 while you guys check out the other rooms"
10:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so it's *thud* *thud* *thud* instead
10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If something goes wrong then i got them ambushed"
10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If that is okay with you Entropy"
10:23 PM - MeltingDakka: ha, what a bitch
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch im a samurai sworn by blood and bushido
10:23 PM - MeltingDakka: biiiitch
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: can't disobey my lord
10:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is agreeable."
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: all entropy gotta do is say the word and ill cut u the fuck up
10:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: <3 u bby
10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if I were you I'd play as Ghost Dog instead of some boring japanese nigga with a sword
10:24 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy you nice polish for your blades
10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ghost Dog fukken owns
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro positions him self against the wall and waits
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ghost dog
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: the fuck is ghost dog
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ooooo
10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah, from Jim Jarmusch's Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ghost dog
10:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: played by Forest Whittaker
10:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so I vote Ash should open the door
10:25 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh i though you were taking about the call of duty dog
10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no I wasn't :v
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you hardly even play as the dog
10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's like two segments
10:25 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also call of dogty: dogges sucks
10:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: we should play as dogs
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: dog rpg
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dunno about that but there is a cat rpg
10:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: roll 1d4 for poo size
10:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: I mean there's already Bunnies and Burrows
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: called imaginatively "Cat"
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ok
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so um
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we're outside a door?
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with niggas inside?
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got dis
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you might want to not murder the niggas
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not yet at least
10:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll guard the door and wait for them to come out and you guys can search the other rooms
10:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just a heads up
10:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I open teh door without them noticing and roll a tear gas nade in
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg my gf is black gonna sue u for racism~~~~~~~~
10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wow rude
10:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: both of them are white actually
10:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nigga is a figure of speech :v
10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so wot I gotta roll
10:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if anything
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: also holy shit I just fuckin mr miyagi'd a fucking fly
10:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
10:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: brb I gotta take a piss
10:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: ryan is leaking over into our game
10:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: hehe leak
10:29 PM - MeltingDakka: hehe
10:29 PM - MeltingDakka: leak
10:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: hehe
10:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: leak
10:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: hehe leek
10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: funny stuff
10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also back
10:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so
10:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so you roll uh whatever you roll for throwing grenades
10:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: tear gas
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: helpful
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I roll handguns
10:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: athfagets
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I roll Ash too
10:31 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: just roll him around
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also are one of the guys in there doctors who can conveniently fix him
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: or maybe have a machine that can do it
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so he doesn't have to be lugged around
10:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I feel bad
10:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: maybe
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't
10:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy doesn't of course but I do
10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: :v
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway if I were you I'd barge in without any 'nades and see what happens
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just a heads up
10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: idk man
10:32 PM - MeltingDakka: tear gas is pretty cool
10:32 PM - Ass Ketchup: that sounds boring
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually do
10:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: srsly like wow talk about spoilers gm giveaway 0/10
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: throw a tear gas 'nade
10:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's funny
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: anything you've claimed to be funny has ended poorly
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so I'll do it
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: do any of you have incindiary grenades with you
10:33 PM - Higeki Hiro: we can interrogate him later
10:33 PM - MeltingDakka: you were gonna do it anyway, liar :V
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: yes
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: use
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: it
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but tear gas will suffice
10:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well violence and injuries are part of the humor so
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: no
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I want my samauri nigga to cut them if they's bad
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I likes to see him cut the things
10:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if you use an incendiary I'm banning them from the game
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he's got
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: he can cut them when they're on fire
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: edge
10:33 PM - MeltingDakka: fire can be cut
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but he can't cut them if they're...
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ASH
10:33 PM - Ass Ketchup: fack yuu
10:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ba dum TISH
10:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: what's going ooooon
10:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: not much
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: SO WHAT DO YOU DO
10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: fck yu
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: DO YOU THROW A GRENADE
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: OR DO YOU NOT DO A THING
10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: i throw an incindiary
10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I THINK I'LL JUST BARGE IN THERE
10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: BECAUSE GM TOLD ME TO
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ALRIGHT
10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: GUN AT THE READY
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
10:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ALSO LET'S STOP talking in caps
10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: i never begun
10:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: TOO LATE YOU ALREADY RECOMMENDED THIS GMLY COURSE OF ACTION and ok sure
10:34 PM - Ass Ketchup: unlike you faggots
10:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You barge into the room, gun at the ready.
10:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro follows inside
10:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Inside are two men, both look like nerds. The older looking one has a white coat on and looks somewhat like a doctor. The other one's wearing a suit, with the sleeves rolled up and holding a wrench in one of his hands.
10:36 PM - MeltingDakka has changed their name to John Edsworth.
10:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh col
10:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: ...
10:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: itsdoctor klein
10:36 PM - Ass Ketchup: i throw an incindiary grenade
10:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He takes one glance at you, then, without batting an eye, brains the other one with the wrench.
10:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Sir they are somewhat unarmed"
10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: and doc brown
10:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: "And somewhat crazy"
10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: SHIT Klein just shepard'd Doc Brown
10:37 PM - John Edsworth: I pull the wrench out of the doctor's head.
10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: There goes time travel
10:37 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, hi!"
10:37 PM - Bruce Brynes: dun dun duuuuuuuun
10:37 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "A wrench does not count as 'armed' Hiro. At ease."
10:37 PM - John Edsworth: "Are you the good guys...or what?"
10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Um"
10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "i want to say yes"
10:38 PM - Ass Ketchup: "No."
10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "But....only kinda"
10:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: "If you can kill a man with your fists you can kill them with a wrench
10:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: "In a very loose sense of the word"
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: I hold my wrench at the ready and grimace at the brain matter on it.
10:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Wouldn't say that, but definitely not as bad as the guy who's, uh... laying in a big-ass pool of blood at my feet? Goddammit, Higeki."
10:38 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "That does not mean it is of consequence to us."
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: "Welp, that's good enough for me, I guess."
10:39 PM - John Edsworth: "I need help getting out of here."
10:39 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And we need help getting in here."
10:39 PM - John Edsworth: "I can fix that. I can fix a lot of things, actually."
10:40 PM - John Edsworth: "I'm John. And you?"
10:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg rip off
10:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: gonna sue
10:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Hiro"
10:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "There is an item and a bounty we are after. You will address me as Entropy.
10:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "
10:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "I'm Bradley, but everyone just calls me Tool."
10:41 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I'm... the best... the very best..."
10:41 PM - John Edsworth: "Herro to you too. Shit, that was kind of racist. Sorry."
10:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Bruce. You just killed a man with a wrench and you're the most normal person here. Please tell me you're not secretly insane"
10:41 PM - John Edsworth: "And, uh, nice to meet you I guess?"
10:42 PM - John Edsworth: I step over the brained doc carefully and reach inside a cabinet.
10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: I shaje his hAND
10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: SHAKE HIS HAND**
10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: fuck
10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: Shake his hand***
10:42 PM - John Edsworth: When I pull my hands out, they're covered by two greyish gloves, with several buttons on them.
10:42 PM - John Edsworth: nice typing there chief
10:43 PM - John Edsworth: "Alright, so I can fight, kinda. But I'm better at just tinkering with stuff."
10:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: are you going to shoot lightning out of your gloves
10:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Good. We need someone with your skillset."
10:43 PM - Ass Ketchup: do we?
10:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yeah, the AV took a few hits on our way in, and I'm not sure how good of a shape it's in."
10:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: more than your skill set ash
10:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: fuck you too
10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah your skill set is blowing shit up and being literally retarded with 2 int
10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and having a yellow rat with a taser
10:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
10:44 PM - John Edsworth: "AV? I'm pretty good with those, I can fix it after we're done with... what are you guys even here for?"
10:44 PM - Ass Ketchup: im the best
10:45 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Crime bust. I'm part of the NCPD"
10:45 PM - John Edsworth: "Like, I'm grateful and all, but this is kind of a weird place to show up with a half-dead guy and several deadly weapons."
10:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Well, it's less of a bust and more of a bounty claim, but potato, potahto."
10:45 PM - John Edsworth: Speaking of the half dead guy named Ash, can I First Aid that nigga up?
10:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can try but he's got several broken bones
10:46 PM - John Edsworth: i've got a 10 in first aid :v
10:46 PM - John Edsworth: 24
10:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: still, the most you can do is set them and like wrap them in shit
10:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
10:46 PM - John Edsworth: better than letting him kind of loll about on the floor :v
10:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb gotta piss
10:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Ash now resembles a mummy - what's what all these bandages - but at least he's not in terrible pain anymore, thanks to John's expert care and stash of drugs.
10:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Do not fail again, Ash."
10:47 PM - John Edsworth: I wipe the blood on the dead doctor and look up. "Like I said, I fix things!"
10:48 PM - John Edsworth: "So, where to?"
10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "Next time i'll make sure to use a stronger grenade.!"
10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I mean pokemon."
10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "I will use a stronger pokemon. Yes."
10:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "And not to miss."
10:48 PM - Ass Ketchup: "That's a minor detail."
10:49 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Uh, Boss, I don't mean to hurry ya, but we're kind of in the middle of a hostile territory with Gibson knows how many enemies below."
10:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Then we shall continue onwards. Down, to the armory. I need that item."
10:50 PM - John Edsworth: "Yeah, there's tons of gang dudes in here. It's kind of a shitty deal."
10:50 PM - John Edsworth: "Item?"
10:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
10:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Boss is after an automatic 'nade launcher."
10:50 PM - Bruce Brynes: "oh PIT no!"
10:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: "We are not letting this rocker-boy moon-skull have a slagggin' auto nade launcher!"
10:51 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Relax, whelp. We're putting it on the AV. And that is not the main reason I came here. There is another."
10:51 PM - John Edsworth: "Automatic...nade launcher? You mean the MK19?"
10:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: also does no one love my cyberslang
10:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yep. Got to use it a couple times during basic. Fun stuff."
10:52 PM - John Edsworth: no one loves your cyberslang
10:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I definitely appreciate it
10:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: +1 coolness from the GM for good roleplaying
10:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: i have now gained inspiration for my homebrew
10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, not the stat
10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just coolness
10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: a coolness stat that acts sort of like charisma
10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright anyway
10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: but for low charisma characters
10:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've still got seven floors to go
10:53 PM - John Edsworth: "I don't know exactly /where/ it is, but I know it's here somewhere. I heard some guys talking about it earlier, while we were taking apart a body."
10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: it is gained for doing cool stuff and can be spent and used as charisma
10:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: I just make shit up that sounds like current slang "moon-skull=air-head) and combine it with slang from Transformers//Batman Beyond/Spider-Man 2099
10:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: pllus some of the game's ACTUAL slang
10:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "We've wasted enough time. Let us go."
10:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Let's roll!
10:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks out not giving a fuck
10:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "
10:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
10:56 PM - John Edsworth: I follow nervously, fiddling with my power gauntlets.
10:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You wanna go down to the 7th floor? that's kind of a dumb question but eh
10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we're searching floor by floor
10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so ye
10:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: so what's john's deal
10:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: and what happened to Agulia
10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he probably woulda put me in a headlock for kicking Ash out of the AV, so I'm glad he wasn't here
10:56 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
10:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You slowly take the stairs to the seventh floor. As you go down, you can hear the previously heard gunshots grow louder and louder.
10:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
10:57 PM - John Edsworth: I was kind of here when they took over the building, and they forced me to help their ripperdoc
10:57 PM - John Edsworth: and aguilas just off doing his own thing, he doesn't stick in one place very long
10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfoLqZ-gtwU unrelated but good music
10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes I know I already linked that some time ago
10:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: electric youth is some good shit
10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man Electric Youth need to release an album finally goddammit
10:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway, you hear gunshots. What do you do?
10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: kill the people shooting them obvs
10:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: They're coming from the west side of the building.
10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: what are they even shooting at anyway
10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if it isn't us
10:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: like srsly
10:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's not you
10:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI
11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: which floor are we on again?
11:00 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hrio, let us push further, but be cautious."
11:00 PM - Ass Ketchup: anyway i gotta go now but i guess you can just keep going since my bones are all liquid anyway
11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
11:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The shooting stops and you can hear a voice. "Alright, buddy, nice job, but jesus, that cheek weld was pretty terrible. You're gonna have a big ol' bruise on the right side of your face tomorrow. And straighten out your back, dammit!"
11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i do sneak attacks
11:00 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
11:00 PM - Higeki Hiro: chacha
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 24
11:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: gaaaaaaaay
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: are they close enough so that i can fucked em both up?
11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: or how many other people are there
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: 22 and 22 for fencung
11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 7 in total, plus the instructor you just heard
11:01 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh fuck
11:01 PM - John Edsworth: how does ultraviolet work
11:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i roll for 8 guys
11:01 PM - John Edsworth: can i see through walls?
11:02 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You peek through the door of what used to be apartment 2, and see what looks like an improvised shooting booth, with a bench and all. The building on the opposite side of the street seems more riddled with bullets than normal, and there's a shitload of targets spray-painted on it, so you deduce they're using this floor as a firing range.
11:03 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: There's two guys in former apartment 2, and presumably more in the other ones. Do you fuck the apt.2 guys up or not?
11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: hah
11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: gaaaaaaay
11:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: sure?
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well yeah wouldn't want to railroad you into anything :v
11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: how many are in there
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eight in total
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but the two are isolated
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and if you read what I wrote
11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i roll to kill all 8
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you'd know this and wouldn't need to ask
11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: lets stealth kill the two
11:04 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can I roll to kill who he doesn't get to
11:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
11:04 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no you can't this is Cyberpunk not metal gear solid revengeance
11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: then seige the 6
11:05 PM - Entropy / Perseus: since I got a silenced gun
11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright i rolled
11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 22 and 22
11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah Bruce's got a good idea
11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: these wouldn't happen to be crit fails would they
11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also damage and location
11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 14 and 12 to amage
11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: 1 and 6 to location
11:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: beheading motherfucker
11:05 PM - Ass Ketchup disconnected.
11:05 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeaaa
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw he's gone
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: see ya Elowin
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: if I had known tossing him out the AV was gonna cripple him I wouldn't have done it :c
11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I thought he was gonna land on a corpse or something and be all hunky dory
11:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: if it wasn't going to cripple him he would have fucking died
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "if I had known throwing someone from 50 meters was gonna cripple him" just look at what you wrote
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he's glad he's not dead
11:06 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and if I had known it would have been either I wouldn't have done it
11:06 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well tough tits
11:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: i am now determined to deck myself the fuck out with cyberware so i can take on 8 guys in one turn
11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but now Elowin probs hates me
11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ;_;
11:07 PM - Higeki Hiro: i already got some speedware
11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy 4 u
11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I got 19k
11:07 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
11:07 PM - John Edsworth: whered elowin go?
11:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Higeki's blade lops off the first guy's head and it flies away in a parabolic arc. The second drops his M16 in shock just before his left arm follows his colleague's head. Both bodies slump to the floor.
11:08 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he said he had to go and wouldn't be able to do anything in the game anyway so he just went
11:08 PM - John Edsworth: darn
11:08 PM - John Edsworth: welp
11:08 PM - John Edsworth: nice one entropy, cripple the new player :v
11:08 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ;c
11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I said sorry to the sod like 4 times
11:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: right after his introduction too
11:09 PM - John Edsworth: of literally every useful limb
11:09 PM - John Edsworth: anyway
11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: he had his right arm
11:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: he has barely played at all
11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
11:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright so six guys left
11:09 PM - John Edsworth: can i use my sound editing to hear what the next 6 are saying?
11:09 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you don't have to you would've heard them anyway
11:09 PM - Entropy / Perseus: assuming they aren't aware of their newly delimbed friends
11:10 PM - John Edsworth: can i use radio comm to hear what people on lower floors might be saying to each other? c:
11:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sound travels pretty far in an empty building, and besides, the guys are wearing headphones to minimise ear damage :v
11:10 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah sure
11:10 PM - John Edsworth: coolio
11:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: this system is so fucking brilliant
11:10 PM - John Edsworth: whadda i roll, awareness?
11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: there are so many ways to deal with shit
11:11 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
11:11 PM - John Edsworth: 22
11:11 PM - John Edsworth: that was almost a critical failure c:
11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: with all these skills and cybershits you can solve any problem
11:11 PM - John Edsworth: i'm going to deck my guy out with cyber shit
11:11 PM - John Edsworth: i have 10 empathy
11:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: G'd up from the feet up nigga
11:11 PM - John Edsworth: ye boi
11:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so whose turn is it anyway
11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You scan the airwaves with your internal radio thingamajig. Apart from regular bored guards chattering, you hear nothing of note. Looks like nobody's aware of what's going on above them.
11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: I want to stay as bruce
11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool moves in a position where he can cover the corridor with his assault rifle.
11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: but If I have to die (whic aint gonna happen)
11:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce's up
11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: yay
11:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: Welcome to whose turn is it anyway, where the death descriptions are sickening and the combat order doesn't matter
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: I'm gonna be Inferno from beast wars with WHOLE lotta cbershit
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: but wait shit
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce was gonna be inferno
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: fuck
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: anyway
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: who is there left?
11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 6 niggas
11:13 PM - John Edsworth: "OK, no one knows what's happening yet, guys." I say quietly to the party.
11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: boutta get popped
11:13 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ayup
11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: don't forget we're being sneaky
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out my pistol
11:13 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so slienced weapon onlee
11:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: pop pop pop rollin' to make em drop
11:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: 25 and 27
11:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: who are you firing at
11:14 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the dudes you can't see from your location?
11:15 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: actually
11:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: the two closest ones
11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now you've got a map
11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...without y'all on it
11:16 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait
11:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there
11:17 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: now it's done
11:18 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqhUbHEpGM also music
11:19 PM - Entropy / Perseus: one person in Mekton has a flying bird mecha named Kuso Hato. Literally "goddamned pigeon"
11:19 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: motherfuckers are y'all asleep or something
11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeeesssss
11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh
11:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: OH!
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I still have to do shit
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: rollin rollin rollin
11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ...y.e.s.
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: RAWHIDE
11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright but what do you like do beside rolling
11:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: god damn learn to roll bruce
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: 9 and 3 location
11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since,well, look at the map
11:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm playing 2 PnPs right now and I'm not that nad
11:20 PM - Entropy / Perseus: bad
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait
11:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I thought we were near niggas
11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw alright lay off Potato he's an alright dude just a bit absent minded
11:20 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're near niggas just, y'know, not that near
11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check ye mappe
11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
11:21 PM - John Edsworth: sorry im watchin evil dead 2013
11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'm not really one to judge either :V
11:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: what's the black spraycan?
11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the stairs
11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they're clearly marked
11:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is the hole we blew out of the wall
11:21 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh that spraycan
11:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh, kk
11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah that's the hole though not that one
11:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: also is evil dead 2013 good?
11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: the one made with the spray tool :v
11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that hole was already here
11:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah I just realised that's what you meant :v
11:22 PM - John Edsworth: evil dead 2013 kicks ass
11:22 PM - John Edsworth: it goes hard as fuck
11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: so we're outside acros from 1
11:22 PM - John Edsworth: its a pretty good reboot
11:22 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the building's in kind of a shit shape after years of neglect :v
11:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: and the guys are in 2/4/6/8
11:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah, the guys in 2 are sushi now tho thanks to Higeki
11:23 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've still got six guys to deal with
11:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wow Potato didn't even go yet
11:23 PM - Entropy / Perseus: wtf
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: So I shot the only guy in the nesxt room
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: I DID you cumlord
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: O.K. so I have to re-roll yaaaaaay
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: and yeah I know shut up
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: you know what
11:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: no
11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: i'll use the first roll
11:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sure, go ahead
11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: 4 on chance 9 on location
11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: rollin damage
11:24 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
11:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: 11
11:24 PM - John Edsworth: ha
11:24 PM - John Edsworth: lame
11:24 PM - John Edsworth: not even instakill 0/10
11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You sneakily sneak up to the door of apt. 4 or what once was it, peer through the doorway, and plant a bullet in the lone shooter's left leg, shattering his femur and his dreams of a career as an olympic runner. He slumps to the ground.
11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Was the weapon silenced?
11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: say yes
11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: even if it wasn't say yes
11:26 PM - John Edsworth: he can still compete in the cyber olympics :c
11:26 PM - Entropy / Perseus: it was trust me
11:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
11:26 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm not gonna ask why a police officer needs a silenced handgun but ok
11:27 PM - Entropy / Perseus: because he works with us
11:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: for stealth raids
11:27 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait a minute I should roll for the rest hearing the gun
11:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: and illegal activities
11:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, stealth raids
11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, there's no rules for that in the book, screw that
11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they don't hear the shot 'cause it's silenced, duh
11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The rest of the team moves stealthily up the corridor.
11:28 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy's up
11:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: I thought silencers were loud as fuck tho\
11:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: also why are we worrying about silenced weapons when we're shooting enemies on a shooting range
11:28 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gunshots would hardly be out of place
11:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: like dropping a text book on the floor
11:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: they stopped shooting?
11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they are but the guys have ear protection
11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since they're on the range and ~safety~
11:29 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so who do I see
11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: normally they wouldn't give a tenth of a fuck but they have a pro as an instructor so yeah
11:29 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you see...
11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: three gangers coached by an older looking guy with graying hair and an old cyberleg.
11:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: didi snake go to cyberpunk
11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: He carries himself like a soldier, and he seems familiar to you somehow.
11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah, it's not snake
11:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: are we secretly in the future of the Fallout campaign
11:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: one API bullet to each
11:30 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUHC9Hswtg good goddamn song
11:30 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
11:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage, etc., etc.
11:31 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not to mention rolling for hit obviously
11:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: kay
11:31 PM - Entropy / Perseus: epeat 4 1D10+6+1+10 => 24 ; 23 ; 23 ; 21
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm constantly astonished by how much awesome music is out there
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 5D6 => 16 ; 12 ; 18 ; 13
11:32 PM - John Edsworth: alright
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10 => 6 ; 5 ; 4 ; 4
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait what the hell did you roll four times for you said one API to each
11:32 PM - John Edsworth: evil dead 3 is done
11:32 PM - John Edsworth: damn that was good
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: um
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ROF of 2
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 2 actions
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 niggas
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you also decided to put two in the coach guy
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 2 bullet per action
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 3 niggas
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check the map
11:32 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: THE MAP WHICH I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON :qq:
11:32 PM - Entropy / Perseus: well ok then one extra bullet to the coach nigga
11:33 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: awright
11:33 PM - Entropy / Perseus: since if he's coaching it means he's more skilled meaning more likely to shoot my other leg off
11:34 PM - John Edsworth: so uh
11:34 PM - John Edsworth: what the hell is going on
11:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: we're shooting guys
11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I shot 3 nig noggas
11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 times
11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: with API ammo
11:34 PM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
11:34 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your silenced gun coughs four times. The two young gangers each catch a bullet to the arm and slump over the firing bench, their clothes set on fire from the API bullets. The coach, on the other hand, tries to turn to you, but gets two to the chest. He falls backwards. A large revolver falls out of his hand and clatters on the floor.
11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy stares at the revolver. "Is that...?"
11:35 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he shot three nig nogs and killed 'em 'cause that's how Entropy rolls.
11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I investigate ye revolver further
11:35 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I like large revolvers
11:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: is it ocelot
11:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: god dammit
11:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: we killed him :c
11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: we killed Ren
11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: again
11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You pick up the revolver. The markings on the side say "LeMat 2020". It's got an oversized cylinder and a second barrel under the regular one.
11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and no, it wasn't Ocelot
11:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: thank god
11:36 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You swing the cylinder open - nine chambers. Looks like it takes .41 ammo, too.
11:36 PM - Entropy / Perseus: You're not sure, but under the darkened, dusty, and buzzing lights of this old building, you think you see a single tear roll down his cheek from under Entropy's mirror shades
11:36 PM - John Edsworth: Righteousness -and superior firepower- has triumphed! The filthy beast is no more!
11:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: so edgy
11:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: twoooooooo enemies leeeeeeft!
11:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait we killed the guys in room 8 right?
11:37 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "It is. This is it."
11:37 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and they don't even know you're there :v
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: o nvm
11:38 PM - John Edsworth: I go search the other bodies for lewt
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: whose turn now
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: mine i guess
11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yours I suppose
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: there are still guys there
11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do you slay the remaining a-holes/
11:38 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: ?
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: alright ill just run up and slice em up
11:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: 29 and 30
11:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright that's definitely two hits
11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: crit fags
11:39 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: damage, location?
11:39 PM - John Edsworth: slice a nigga IN HALF
11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20 and 15
11:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: 4 and 6
11:40 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait does this even have crits
11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You cut the first guy across the chest, effectively slashing him in half. Then, you turn to the other one, bump the rifle he was about to fire at you up, and quickly slash his left arm off before he manages to get a shot.
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: wait, it's head, torso, l leg, r leg, l arm, and r arm
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: what about the other 4?
11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: clean up on aisle 7!
11:40 PM - John Edsworth: head = 1
11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: torso's like 2-4
11:40 PM - John Edsworth: torso equal 2-4
11:40 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's on the sheet man
11:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
11:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: is he still alive
11:41 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not really, no
11:41 PM - John Edsworth: arm and head is harder to hit than everything else
11:41 PM - John Edsworth: its pretty awesome
11:41 PM - John Edsworth: so yeah
11:41 PM - John Edsworth: i lewt ye bodies
11:41 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I need no loot. I have my LeMat.
11:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20 dmg is a shit load of damage
11:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: 6 damage pretty much puts you in a near death state
11:42 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you find five M16A2 rifles, two M12 CAW automatic shotguns, and what should've been one LeMat revolver but Entropy already snatched it up.
11:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i killed him like 50 times
11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: uh, nah, 12 damage puts you in near death :v
11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro flicks the blood off of his blade
11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
11:43 PM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy investigates the LeMat further before spinning it on his finger and snap aiming at various objects
11:43 PM - John Edsworth: eh, i don't want any of the guns
11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: if you get more than that you gotta start rolling for not dying so yeah
11:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: I thought 12 was like all of it
11:43 PM - John Edsworth: "Found some guns, guys!" I call
11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: but but you can sell them to Neil and stuff
11:43 PM - John Edsworth: you can take something like 52 damage total before you are dead permanently
11:43 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
11:43 PM - John Edsworth: but uh, if you fail a roll before that
11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: in fact Entropy took like 40
11:44 PM - John Edsworth: you're a little fucked
11:44 PM - John Edsworth: yeah that was pretty great
11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I didn't make him roll 'cause I'm a merciful GM
11:44 PM - John Edsworth: he was one point away from dying if i recall correctly
11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and having someone die in the second combat in the game would suck major ones
11:44 PM - John Edsworth: yep
11:44 PM - John Edsworth: and then i wrenched the situation back under our control  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
11:44 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: aw
11:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: it would definately scare the fuck out of us
11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm pretty sure that was physically painful, Data
11:45 PM - John Edsworth: it was
11:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: just to realize the actually brutality of the combat
11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i think i broke a finger, actually
11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is all the gun I need."
11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well it is pretty fucking brutal
11:45 PM - John Edsworth: it is totally brutal
11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the enemies are dying in droves
11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i love it
11:45 PM - John Edsworth: i'm actually glad entropy almost died
11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "My father's old LeMat. I have been searching years for this."
11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's just y'all fuckers are so good at using cover :v
11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: me too
11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: gave me free EMP points
11:45 PM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
11:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: I am pretty much Ogami Itto when it comes to these killcounts now
11:45 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's not your father's old LeMat, it's a 2020 update :v
11:46 PM - John Edsworth: nah, but it put things into perspective :v
11:46 PM - John Edsworth: "Why was your father's old LeMat among unissued military surplus?"
11:46 PM - Entropy / Perseus: fuk u
11:46 PM - John Edsworth: ruined
11:46 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I thought we agreed
11:46 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Doesn't look like the orginal. Think it's that updated version that was released this year."
11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: we agreed on you getting a LeMat
11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: beg your pardon
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but do I have to quote you
11:47 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and this one has snazzy stuff like a rad laser sight
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: can we fluff it so, like, the LeMat was actually my father's or something
8:11 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and I've been tracking it
5:12 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: eh, why not
8:12 PM - Entropy / Perseus: makes it seem a little more believeable than "entropy wants a cool gun"
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: fuk u
11:47 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I win
11:47 PM - John Edsworth: but you do just want a cool gun :v
11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
11:48 PM - Entropy / Perseus: but I want my edgy dead father's cool gun
11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but let's say the your father had the orginal and now you have the update
11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's pretty symbolic in a way
11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: why are the times so fucked up with that copy paste
11:48 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: y'know, things change and yet they stay the same and so on
11:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: hey
11:48 PM - John Edsworth: anyway, to the 6th floor!
11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: "John"
11:48 PM - John Edsworth: "C'mon guys, floor 6 awaits!"
11:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro points to a 3 digit dermal killcount on his neck reading 999
11:49 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
11:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: threeway giant mecha combination goin on
11:49 PM - Entropy / Perseus: hot
11:49 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
11:49 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
11:49 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
11:49 PM - John Edsworth: "Uh, you could, I guess. I'm not very good with Cyber-Tech, though."
11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: "It figure I should upgrade it soon since it is 243 numbers behind"
11:50 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Ah"
11:50 PM - John Edsworth: "I'd need some practice, or I might end up slicing your throat open!"
11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright he's back
11:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro doesn't get the joke
11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtRYuYRgwLo rad
11:50 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: anyway
11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You follow the stairs further down, onto the sixth floor.
11:51 PM - John Edsworth: just think guys
11:51 PM - John Edsworth: in 7 years
11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can faintly hear two people talking as you descend.
11:51 PM - John Edsworth: everything will be 80s
11:51 PM - John Edsworth: and we'll use stupid-ass slang
11:51 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, I wish
11:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: everything is pretty much 80s now
11:52 PM - John Edsworth: :v
11:52 PM - Entropy / Perseus: 80s makes a comeback in 2020
11:52 PM - John Edsworth: idk bout new york, but i don't usually see fringe jackets
11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but it's not as 80s as it could be
11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also the first edition of cyberpunk was called guess what?
11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Cyberpunk 2013
11:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: the style is sort of coming back
11:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: whoa fuck bro
11:52 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so we're already livin' in the cyber-era
11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and yeah the 80's have been coming back for a while now
11:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: where's my edgy then
11:53 PM - Entropy / Perseus: this isn't nearly edgy enough
11:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: technology moves fast as fuck
11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and hell, I'm listening to 80s revival music all the time too so :v
11:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: so i wouldn't be suprised if we had cybershit in 2020
11:53 PM - John Edsworth: muse is pretty 80s
11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: HUDs in cars are slowly becoming more and more standard
11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: we're getting cyberlimbs and shit though they're not nearly as advanced yt
11:53 PM - John Edsworth: yeah tech is advancing like a motherfucker
11:53 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: *yet
11:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: man the future is going to be weird as fuck
11:54 PM - John Edsworth: now, to the 6th floor?
11:54 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
11:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and we'll get to live through it (hopefully)
11:54 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 05:51 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You can faintly hear two people talking as you descend.
11:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: 2020 sounds like a big future thing but it won't matter much at the time
11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: so can we go downstairs
11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: and kill these niggas
11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: we can
11:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
11:55 PM - John Edsworth: hell, i'll be in college in 2020
11:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: john can probably do some sound editing shit
11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm already in college
11:55 PM - Entropy / Perseus: not fun
11:55 PM - John Edsworth: weird to think about
11:55 PM - John Edsworth: my bro says the same thing :v
11:55 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: as you get closer and closer to apartment nr. 6, the conversation gets easier to make out.
11:56 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "...colors. Ya ever thought of that? Like, what if, the red I'm seeing, isn't the red you're seeing? Weird shit."
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is some weird shit
11:57 PM - John Edsworth: they'll both be seeing the same kind of red soon anyway :v
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: sneaky kill time
11:57 PM - Entropy / Perseus: ba dum tish
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: ?
11:57 PM - John Edsworth: indubitably
11:57 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the other voice replies "Oh, goddammit, you always get like that after you smoke up. Motherfuckin' street philosopher. Now pass the goddamn joint, will ya?"
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
11:57 PM - Higeki Hiro: they are seeing the same green tho
11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nice one
11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: also 0/10 no future drugs
11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: I kind of want to make my own drugs
11:58 PM - John Edsworth: wat
11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: weed is the future drug my friend
11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: it has that thing in the rulebook but i haven't read it yet
11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm pretty sure he meant, like, in game
11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
11:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: seems cool
11:58 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "This is our opposition?" Entropy whispers
11:58 PM - John Edsworth: i hope so
11:58 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: not like Walter Whiteing it up and grabbing an RV and going out in the desert to cook some meth
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: nah
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: drugs are bad kids
11:59 PM - John Edsworth: "Why didn't you just buy the MK19 from them? Aren't you famous?"
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: "shh
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: "
11:59 PM - John Edsworth: "Sorry," I whisper.
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: can i sneak attack now
11:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
11:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: 24
11:59 PM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Damn, ya heard this shit?"
11:59 PM - Entropy / Perseus: "I'm famous, but that gives me enemies." I glare. "Do you wish to become one?"
Sunday, November 10, 2013
12:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Nah, must've been the wind or something."
12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 29 and 28
12:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dam/loc
12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 6 and 10 for location
12:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm definitely buying you something nice
12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: 8 and 17 for damage
12:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro quickly runs down the stairs and does an unsheathing slash to one foe
12:01 AM - John Edsworth: "Jeez, calm down. Just wondering."
12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You emerge from the shadows and lop off the first guy's arm. "Shit, B, monsters! I knew this weed was ba-" says the one in a panicked voice before you cut his leg to pieces.
12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: rip stoners
12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: they just wanted to smoke up in piece
12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you killed them
12:01 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: u monster
12:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro wispers "Kagemusha"
12:01 AM - John Edsworth: >not stoning them to death
12:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Onimusha"
12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you're hella anime Wing
12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: i am just saying words
12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: i dunno what the fuck onimush means
12:02 AM - John Edsworth: that sound vaguely japanese
12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: its a ps2 game
12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
12:02 AM - John Edsworth: pfffft
12:02 AM - John Edsworth: nice
12:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: its sitting right the fuck next to me and i haven't played it yet
12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: say "nagasaki" next time
12:02 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or maybe "panasonic"
12:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: or "kawaii desu oni chan"
12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro steps on the joint and pivots his foot around
12:03 AM - John Edsworth: or "subaru"
12:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: as you slice people into sushi
12:03 AM - John Edsworth: *PIVOT*
12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noooooooo weed is expensive in CP
12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: sick pivots
12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you just wasted some perfectly good kush
12:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: monster
12:03 AM - John Edsworth: kush monster? oh jesus save us
12:03 AM - Higeki Hiro: they already got their cyber stds all over the joint
12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: plus i got 15000eb
12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: i think i can buy some weed
12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so wait who is the guy we're even gonna get a bounty on anyway
12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: do we know his face
12:04 AM - John Edsworth: i have 17k
12:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: lol no
12:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: or did we aleady blow it off
12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no and no
12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and why do you assume it's a guy
12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sexist
12:04 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: check your privilege
12:04 AM - John Edsworth: lol
12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: no
12:05 AM - Higeki Hiro: inb4 it is a guy to make you think he tricked you into thinking it is a girl but then he tricks to again to make it a guy
12:05 AM - John Edsworth: so uh
12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I am privliged
12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: im datinga bi blakcwomen
12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm Entropy
12:05 AM - John Edsworth: is there a 6th floor map
12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: check YO priv
12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Potato nobody cares
12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: no
12:05 AM - Higeki Hiro: cyberpunk is filled with twists and turns
12:05 AM - Bruce Brynes: yep
12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause that was all that was on the sixth floor
12:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and bad slang
12:05 AM - John Edsworth: really bad slang
12:05 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what you callin' bad slang boy
12:06 AM - John Edsworth: choomba*
12:06 AM - John Edsworth: anyway
12:06 AM - John Edsworth: >lewt
12:06 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
12:07 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You find: a few blunts, an Armalite .44, and a banged up zippo lighter. Oh, and a rasta cap. Damn, these guys were dedicated
12:07 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll let the other plebs carry loot
12:08 AM - Higeki Hiro: dedicated to the end ;_;7
12:08 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSw1PtEa68 another good song
12:08 AM - John Edsworth: eh, lame loot
12:08 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Electric Youth status: still own
12:09 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool picks up the lighter. "Hey, nice! I lost my old one."
12:09 AM - John Edsworth: let's continue to the next floor, if theres no other rooms to check
12:09 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sure thing
12:10 AM - Bruce Brynes: sorry hadto take piss
12:10 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Is everyone Ryan
12:11 AM - John Edsworth: i havent pissed yet
12:11 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You descend further down the stairs. Finally, you find yourselves in a large, dark room, lighted only by... wait, torches? The hell is that?
12:11 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Torches? The hell?"
12:11 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Primitive."
12:11 AM - John Edsworth: "Do they know it's 2020?"
12:11 AM - Bruce Brynes: are we secretly playing Du&De?
12:12 AM - John Edsworth: I cough. "Aw, jesus. I hate smoke."
12:12 AM - Higeki Hiro: How dark is it exactly
12:12 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Your eyes gravitate towards the center of the room. In the center stands a massive throne-like chair, with a beautiful and yet savage and cruel looking woman sitting atop of it. She's got short blonde hair. (and no, she's not black. You fucking racist)
12:13 AM - Bruce Brynes: why would we think she's black?
12:13 AM - Bruce Brynes: She has blonde hair
12:13 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "You must be the 150,000 eurobuck bounty, judging by the overdramatic throne."
12:13 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro stows his sword but keeps his hand on the sheathed tanto behind his back
12:14 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The throne is surrounded by guard-looking ladies, giving a distinct "warrior woman" vibe. They're holding shotguns and machine pistols, and look like they mean business.
12:14 AM - John Edsworth: i thought that said "euroblack"
12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and I'm the reacist one
12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: racist
12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: wow that was a terrible typo
12:14 AM - Entropy / Perseus: how did I even
12:14 AM - John Edsworth: I let out a yelp and take a step back. "Oh crap. What is this, the Amazons?"
12:14 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The woman throws her head backwards and lets out a short laugh. "Ha! Overdramatic! You dare insult the queen of the Warrior Hearts?"
12:14 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro takes his hand off the tanto and moves it back to his sword
12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Suddenly, she notices John. "And you! You traitor! You are with them? After all the money you were paid for your job?"
12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (note: they didn't pay you a single cent)
12:15 AM - John Edsworth: "Money? And hey, I don't even want to be here!"
12:15 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "I take that back. Painfully dramatic enough to warrant being written by Shakespear."
12:15 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Ma'am. You need to come with us"
12:15 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "But of course, that's how life is in today's world. And now, for this act of betrayal..."
12:16 AM - Bruce Brynes: Also this is totes illegal isn't it
12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She pulls a monosword from behind the throne.
12:16 AM - Bruce Brynes: even before we killed all of these people
12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: a sword
12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "You and your friends! Shall! Die!"
12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: bitch I got a gun
12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: a damned fine one
12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I test it
12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Wait!"
12:16 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes, you do :v
12:16 AM - John Edsworth: i'd say the huge military-grade surplus in here is illegal
12:16 AM - John Edsworth: oh shit
12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Let us fight this out like warriors"
12:16 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy halts mid draw.
12:16 AM - John Edsworth: samurai duel coming
12:16 AM - Higeki Hiro: "A duel with swords"
12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: oh yeah, Plot Excuse
12:17 AM - John Edsworth: your sword is gonna fuckin shatter lol
12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1619713/indiana-jones-gun-beats-sword-o.gif
12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: fuck off mate
12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: i beat women hard
12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: (RE: I'm was told to keep an eye on you guys while I arrest)
12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Very well. I shall accept the offer."
12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Ordinairly, I do not conceed to commands. But I trust in your judgement, Hiro. You jabe proved capable thus far."
12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: huehue
12:17 AM - Bruce Brynes: I whip out the shotgun
12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy steps back, and watched
12:17 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The lady is definitely nuts.
12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: have
12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not jabe
12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: "No armor, swords and daggers only"
12:17 AM - Entropy / Perseus: god damned I'm tired
12:17 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro takes of his shirt and jacket
12:18 AM - Bruce Brynes: "MA"AM< PUT DOWN THE WEAPON> THIS IS THE NCPD. I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE IF NECCECARY"
12:18 AM - John Edsworth: yo fault nigga
12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright we'll cut it after the fight
12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and do the rest next time
12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: or tomorrow
12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: nah we can keep going
12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: unless someone else wants to stop
12:18 AM - John Edsworth: i'd like to keep going, if everyone else aint tired
12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I won't be that guy
12:18 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: since monday is Poland's independence day and I've got school off so yeah
12:18 AM - John Edsworth: i got a 3 day weekend for veterans day
12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll leave that to Wing
12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: His body in littered with tattoos and you see a small led screen on the back of his next reaing "ARMED"
12:18 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: reading*
12:18 AM - Higeki Hiro: I can stay up for a bit longer
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: Aw, I have a normal weekend
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: ha, he's NAKED.
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: but it is saturday so who cares
12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: I still got pants pleb
12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah he's wearing pants
12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I hope
12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: phew
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: you don't get veterans day off?
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: man, sucks to be texan
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: I don't either
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: I think we usually do?
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: But my school is messed up
12:19 AM - Higeki Hiro: didn't get columbus day off either
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: we have NO eraly dismissal days
12:19 AM - Bruce Brynes: NONE
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: i have every monday early dismissal
12:19 AM - John Edsworth: and basically every holiday every off
12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJWOpT54xAs music
12:19 AM - John Edsworth:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
12:19 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: annd
12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so do you fight or
12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro readies his sword
12:20 AM - Bruce Brynes: My middle school had early dis weds but they took it out after 6th grade
12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Any other rules you'd like to address?"
12:20 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy stands back and watches
12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Tool tightens his eyes as he holds his rifle at the ready.
12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Yes. We fight... To the death."
12:20 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Then strike true"
12:20 AM - John Edsworth: "M-maybe we can talk this out?" I stammer out from the corner.
12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "Now, come close and taste the defeat from the Warrior Queen's hand!
12:20 AM - Entropy / Perseus: let the ultra anime battle commence
12:20 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: "
12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: shall we roll for initiative?
12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: ref+1d10
12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: 22
12:21 AM - Entropy / Perseus: cum on bby i believe in u
12:21 AM - Higeki Hiro: I also activate my speedware
12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: she only gets 15
12:21 AM - John Edsworth: hoshit
12:21 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright you're gonna own her ass
12:21 AM - Bruce Brynes: ew
12:21 AM - Entropy / Perseus: hot
12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh yeah, phrasing
12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: I run up and do as many fucking slashes as humanly possible
12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: how many slashes are humanly possible
12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: depends on your sword's ROF :v
12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: which is 2 I think
12:22 AM - John Edsworth: http://media.giphy.com/media/WBnYKqYGzCNHi/giphy.gif
12:22 AM - John Edsworth: pic very related to higeki
12:22 AM - Higeki Hiro: alright then
12:22 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also you use up one action for running up
12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah two slashes
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: whoa fuck yo
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 24 and 30
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: i do double damage bitch
12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dayum son
12:23 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 20 and 13
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: for damage
12:23 AM - John Edsworth: hooshit boi
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 5 and 8 for location
12:23 AM - John Edsworth: she is DEAD as fuck
12:23 AM - Higeki Hiro: 20 gets doubled yo
12:24 AM - John Edsworth: you pretty much ran toward her and annihilated her booty
12:24 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright she rolls 26 on the first one and
12:24 AM - Bruce Brynes: ew
12:24 AM - John Edsworth: oh right, double entendres
12:25 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 22 on the second one, sorry, had to double check :v
12:25 AM - Higeki Hiro: "I Higeki Hiro, personal excutioner of Entropy, sentence you to death by the sword"
12:25 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She deflects the first blow, but the second goes through her defenses and cuts straight through her right leg, severing an artery.
12:26 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She slowly falls to the ground. "Get them!" she shrieks, before fainting from the blood loss.
12:26 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Her guards raise their weapons. Maybe it's time to find some cover?
12:26 AM - Higeki Hiro: "You dishonor your oath"
12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy draws his LeMat and readies to fire at guards
12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: (I would suggest now)
12:27 AM - Higeki Hiro: can i run now
12:27 AM - Higeki Hiro: i run now
12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yes
12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Bruce, you're up
12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: though I think I'd like cover first
12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: when my turn comes
12:27 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I gotta do a map right quick
12:27 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 'cause that one floor is different from the others and of course it's the one I forgot to do the map of :v
12:27 AM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
12:28 AM - John Edsworth: rip
12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Mekton right now
12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/SephirothRyu/Comical/Megas/Missles.jpg
12:28 AM - John Edsworth: as soon as i get out of this place, i'm taking classes in cyber tech and possibly av piloting
12:28 AM - Entropy / Perseus: giant airship mecha shoots 100 missiles, newly combined mecha friends have 300
12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'm taking classes in being cool
12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: shame I'm the one giving the classes
12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: cause I already know everything
12:29 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:29 AM - Entropy / Perseus: welp
12:29 AM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
12:30 AM - John Edsworth: you're a dumbbutt
12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce Brynes: soeey about that, had to go afk
12:30 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they're firing all 300 missiles
12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: is she alive/
12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: wait
12:30 AM - John Edsworth: that bitch fainted from blood loss
12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I'm making the map
12:30 AM - Higeki Hiro: I was expecting like a 30 minute combat duel with tons of dodges and parrys n shit
12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: also yes
12:30 AM - John Edsworth: its your turn bruce, the lady warriors are pissed
12:30 AM - John Edsworth: you have speedware
12:30 AM - Higeki Hiro: glad it didn't come to that
12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well it's your fault you own hardcore at swording
12:30 AM - John Edsworth: its called speedware for a reason
12:30 AM - Bruce Brynes: ooh, lady warriors
12:30 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and also you scored a crit
12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: I am an executioner for a yakuza gang
12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: I think i would be fucking rad with a sword
12:31 AM - Bruce Brynes: "MA'AMS, I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE DEADLY FORCE" I say as I shotgun the nearest ninja check in the torso
12:31 AM - John Edsworth: damn i should stat out like
12:31 AM - John Edsworth: force hammers
12:31 AM - John Edsworth: the future equivalent of monoswords
12:31 AM - Higeki Hiro: monoswords do like double damage on a crit
12:31 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: map
12:32 AM - Higeki Hiro: it is magnificent
12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: is up
12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Bruce
12:32 AM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce Brynes: "MA'AMS, I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE DEADLY FORCE" I say as I shotgun the nearest ninja chick in the torso
12:32 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: hit, damage, location, you know the drill
12:32 AM - Higeki Hiro: I need to get a motorcycle
12:32 AM - Bruce Brynes: can I just say "I shot them in the torso"?
12:33 AM - Higeki Hiro: so i can do some rad ass mounted combat
12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJFkqKiWjx0 moosic
12:33 AM - Entropy / Perseus: that's target shotting tho
12:33 AM - John Edsworth: who knows, roll :V
12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah just roll and we'll see
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 9!
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: for chance
12:33 AM - John Edsworth: right leg i think
12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noice
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: so that's
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 30!
12:33 AM - John Edsworth: oh
12:33 AM - John Edsworth: rad
12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: noicex2
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: 4 location
12:33 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's torso :v
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: HAH
12:33 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: what 'bout damage?
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: HA
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: 16
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: not bad, I guess
12:34 AM - John Edsworth: wait if you rolled a 9, how the hell did you get to 30
12:34 AM - John Edsworth: do you have an 11 in something
12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: modifiers
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: Plus 9 bease stat
12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like, weapon modifiers
12:34 AM - Bruce Brynes: and 12 rifle
12:34 AM - John Edsworth: >12 rifle
12:34 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you don't have 12 rifle
12:35 AM - John Edsworth: what
12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you can't
12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the cap is 10
12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so just lemme know when I should shoot 4 bitches with my new toy
12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: ...
12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't refer to them as bitches they're liberated women
12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: so it turns out im a dumbass
12:35 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:35 AM - Bruce Brynes: that's less awesome
12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's still pretty awesome
12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they're about to be liberated
12:35 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and you still hit
12:35 AM - Entropy / Perseus: from living
12:35 AM - John Edsworth: jesus appy
12:36 AM - John Edsworth: did you like pop a vein typing that
12:36 AM - John Edsworth: i would've :v
12:36 AM - Higeki Hiro: I liberated her guts from her stomach
12:36 AM - John Edsworth: WE liberated two cities back in ww2!
12:36 AM - John Edsworth: :murrica:
12:36 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The warrior woman gets a load of buckshot straight to the torso, knocking her down to the ground. However, her vest stops most of the impact.
12:37 AM - Entropy / Perseus: what's this, vests? Headshots incoming
12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: lol that is what you get for targeting torsos bitch
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: That is also a signal for the rest of 'em to open up with their automatic weapons. Good thing you're all in cover! oh, wait
12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: ?
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: funny you're asking that
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: look at map
12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: o fuck
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah
12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: I thought
12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: they had swords
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you better get back on the double
12:37 AM - Higeki Hiro: ofuckqofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuck
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: only the QUEEN had a sword
12:37 AM - Bruce Brynes: they ALWAYS have swords
12:37 AM - Entropy / Perseus: wow really there's only 5 of them plebs
12:37 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the rest has automatic shotties and Mac-10s
12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: I mean, holywood wont let women use guns
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah they're the elite guard duh
12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: because sexism
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yeah but I'm not hollywood :v
12:38 AM - Bruce Brynes: or ARE you
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I also like to think I'm not that sexist
12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: the only thing protecting me is a skinweave and a fucking motorcycle helmet
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and your bomb-ass leather
12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: that jacket
12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: is currently
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLSIg5WHRw
12:38 AM - Higeki Hiro: not on me :C
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: oh, yeah
12:38 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: whoops
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well you better get back to that pillar on the double
12:39 AM - Higeki Hiro: my yakuza tattoos will save me
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLSIg5WHRw
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: here's hopin'
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright Entropy time
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy, bust some caps in asses with your bomb-ass new LeMat
12:39 AM - John Edsworth: what is it with you and asses
12:39 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: don't forget you've got the laser sight I think it adds like +1 to aiming
12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: but of course
12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: ooo
12:39 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I like bonuses
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's a figure of speech, Data
12:40 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so I'll be taking 2 target shots to some bitch ass faces
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: sexist
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and be my guest
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: though regular shots would suffice
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: you've got a fuckin' handcannon
12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: oh
12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: well in that case
12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 4 shots
12:40 AM - Entropy / Perseus: to 4 bitches
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: with API
12:40 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright attaboy
12:41 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: roll ye dice
12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: kay
12:41 AM - John Edsworth: welp
12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10+10+6+1+1 => 24 ; 25 ; 26 ; 22
12:41 AM - John Edsworth: appy reached his endgame gun rather fast :v
12:41 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 1D10 => 1 ; 4 ; 1 ; 2
12:41 AM - Higeki Hiro: we all have
12:41 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: dude he had his endgame gun from the very beginning
12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: whats the damage of this thing again
12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: holy fuck
12:42 AM - John Edsworth: two headshots
12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: that's two headshots and two torsoshots
12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like 5d6, I dunno, the same as your old gun
12:42 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: there's a handy-dandy .txt in the dropbox folder with all the stats
12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: repeat 4 5D6 => 19 ; 15 ; 20 ; 12
12:42 AM - John Edsworth: the highest damage rolls were on the headshots :v
12:42 AM - Entropy / Perseus: aye, but I'm in the middle of thruster boost dive bombing through a giant heavily wounded enemy mecha
12:43 AM - John Edsworth: is that what the kids are callin it these days?
12:43 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Entropy utilizes his handgun skills and the laser sight on his newly acquired handgun and hip-fires his gun four times, changing the target after every shot.
12:43 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: All four slugs slam home, with disastrous results. The ladies fall, one by one, like dominoes.
12:44 AM - John Edsworth: that just kind of destroyed their armor
12:44 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Now this is a firearm."
12:44 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: Chunks of brain and internal organs litter the floor.
12:44 AM - Higeki Hiro: shit dawg
12:44 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "You are queen of nothing but failure."
12:45 AM - John Edsworth: what were these niggas armor SP anyway
12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The remaining lady - the one Bruce shot at the beginning - lets out a scream of rage and does that cool firing-while-rolling maneuver Mel Gibson did in the first Lethal Weapon with her Mac-10.
12:45 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not enough to stop the LeMat, it seems
12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: like... 10?
12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: regular kevlar vests, that's all
12:45 AM - John Edsworth: ah
12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright, firezone time!
12:45 AM - John Edsworth: pff
12:45 AM - John Edsworth: you really love that
12:45 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
12:46 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it's also much easier and requires less rolling
12:46 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: \
12:46 AM - John Edsworth: god fucking dammit
12:46 AM - John Edsworth: i got sick somehow
12:46 AM - John Edsworth: this one didnt even have the decency to sneak up on me
12:46 AM - Higeki Hiro: http://puu.sh/51Eks.jpg
12:46 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Also our combined mecha has guns on its fists
12:47 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright I'd say that'd be like a 4 or 5 meter radius
12:47 AM - Entropy / Perseus: so we're already under incredible momentum from a double crit pass on dodging, then we boosted even further with thrusters, now we're gonna dive bomb through it's chest with amped up spiked fist hands that have guns on them
12:47 AM - John Edsworth: oh cool im safe
12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: did I get hit
12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: everyone who's in the zone, roll Athletics+REF+1d10
12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: if I did it probably didn't get through my armor
12:48 AM - Bruce Brynes: ok do you guys have any room in mekton
12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: i assume i am in the zon
12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: e
12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: afraid not
12:48 AM - Entropy / Perseus: :v
12:48 AM - Bruce Brynes: fuck everything
12:48 AM - John Edsworth: theres a map, wing
12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah, you're not
12:48 AM - Higeki Hiro: o
12:48 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: the zone is clearly marked with an Archer reference to boot
12:49 AM - Higeki Hiro: didn't know that was updated
12:49 AM - John Edsworth: ha, i've got better armor than entropy
12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: one sec
12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: so yeah John, Bruce and Entropy, roll please
12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: 8
12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: sooo
12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: cover doesn't matter
12:49 AM - John Edsworth: what do i roll
12:49 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: 06:48 - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: everyone who's in the zone, roll Athletics+REF+1d10
12:49 AM - Bruce Brynes: 20
12:50 AM - Bruce Brynes: 20 total
12:50 AM - John Edsworth: ah
12:50 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 1D10+10 => 19
12:50 AM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
12:50 AM - John Edsworth: 16
12:50 AM - John Edsworth: ah well
12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: y'all pass
12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: :v
12:50 AM - John Edsworth: rad
12:50 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:50 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: She futilely empties her mag, sending thirty .45 bullets in your direction but missing with every single one.
12:51 AM - John Edsworth: can i follow up on that shit and grapplehand her gun away
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: So, who wants to finish her off? :v
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: yep
12:51 AM - John Edsworth: rad
12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: I can
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: unless you like
12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: If nobody else I will
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: arrest her
12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: nvm
12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: pfft
12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Imma pop a cap in her face
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I mean Bruce should have some handcuffs
12:51 AM - John Edsworth: 24
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: he's a cop
12:51 AM - John Edsworth: KK, i ripped her gun out of her hands
12:51 AM - Bruce Brynes: I'll aresst her
12:51 AM - Higeki Hiro: I could do a rad ass running slash
12:51 AM - Entropy / Perseus: do it
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: John grapples the empty machine pistol with his grapplehand.
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: arrest her before the psychos kill her then
12:51 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: goddammit
12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: I walk up to her and pull out some cuffs
12:52 AM - John Edsworth: "Crystal Skull my ass, I just want to get out of here!"
12:52 AM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro puts his jacket on
12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: "You are under arrest by the NCPD. You know your rights, and if you do not they will be read to you in due time"
12:52 AM - Higeki Hiro: "I don't remember buying this is red"
12:52 AM - Entropy / Perseus: "Hiro."
12:52 AM - Bruce Brynes: I put the cuffs on her and drag her out
12:53 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: The warrior woman spits in your face.
12:53 AM - John Edsworth left chat.
12:53 AM - Higeki Hiro: "Yes sir?"
12:53 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks over to Hiro and puts a hand on Hiro's shoulder. "You've preformed well."
12:53 AM - Bruce Brynes: "Kinky"
12:53 AM - Entropy / Perseus: Entropy walks away
12:53 AM - John Edsworth entered chat.
12:53 AM - John Edsworth: whatd i miss :v
12:53 AM - Higeki Hiro: nothing
12:53 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: You heft her up the stairs, and throw her in the back of the AV, next to Ash's limp, unconcious, broken in multiple places body.
12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: do we cut it here or do y'all wanna keep goin? there's a big-ass fight ahead
12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: and I do mean big-ass, it's gonna be like 20 guys
12:54 AM - Higeki Hiro: lets cut it here then
12:54 AM - John Edsworth: oh
12:54 AM - John Edsworth: ok
12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alrighty
12:54 AM - Bruce Brynes: yeah, cut
12:54 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: man that was a bit too much fallouty wasn't it
12:54 AM - Bruce Brynes: I read that as "you lead her big ass up stairs"
12:54 AM - John Edsworth: :v
12:54 AM - Higeki Hiro: wasn't that fallouty
12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: never fallouty enough
12:55 AM - Higeki Hiro: except for the amazonians downstairs
12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well the whole concept of amazons and shit but you're not gonna be fighting more of them
12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: well, many more
12:55 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: just like a couple of ladies that's all
12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: they weren't psykers
12:55 AM - Entropy / Perseus: not fallout
12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: Well,
12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: we did have a guy named john
12:56 AM - Bruce Brynes: and a guy with a wrench
12:56 AM - Entropy / Perseus: hmm
12:56 AM - Entropy / Perseus: and also headshots alamode
12:57 AM - John Edsworth: i just bought shadow warrior classic on a whim
12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: gonna get food then sleep
12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: g'night
12:57 AM - Higeki Hiro: shit is cash
12:57 AM - Higeki Hiro: cya
12:57 AM - John Edsworth: bye
12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: man, wish there was a spot in Mekton
12:57 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: I gotta say that Entropy's cowboy shit was pretty amazing
12:57 AM - Bruce Brynes: would of been this guy:
12:58 AM - Bruce Brynes: http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/1/1a/Titanium_Predaking.jpg
12:58 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I must admit that I love the LeMat
12:58 AM - John Edsworth: i didn't really do much of anything :v
12:58 AM - Higeki Hiro: the whole fastdraw system in this game really makes me want to play deadlands n shit
12:58 AM - John Edsworth: but it was cool
12:58 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I need to do some super anime swag as shit cool finish with the shotgun shell
12:58 AM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: well that was fun
1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I like my LeMat
1:00 AM - Higeki Hiro: indeed
1:00 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I need another one
1:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: nah
1:00 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: it already packs like nine shots
1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: 10 technically
1:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: I need some modifications for my monoblades
1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: I'll buy them for you
1:01 AM - Entropy / Perseus: c:
1:01 AM - Higeki Hiro: I'll probably be sticking with this one the whole game
1:02 AM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
1:02 AM - Higeki Hiro: we'll have to invent some tho
1:02 AM - Bruce Brynes left chat.
1:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1: alright peace y'all I'm off to catch some z's
1:03 AM - The Duke Of Night City, A-Nr.1 disconnected.
1:03 AM - John Edsworth: kk
1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: guess I'll get the log
1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: again
1:03 AM - Entropy / Perseus: since none of you otha niggas ever do
1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: you always insist on doing in
1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: we don't want to spoil your fun
1:04 AM - John Edsworth: ^
1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: bah
1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: plebs
1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro: bao
1:04 AM - Higeki Hiro left chat.
1:04 AM - Entropy / Perseus: leave already so I can save the log with everyone perfectly gone
1:05 AM - John Edsworth: fuck your shit
1:05 AM - Entropy / Perseus: god damn I've had to piss for like 2 hours
1:05 AM - John Edsworth: i will stay til the end
1:05 AM - John Edsworth left chat.