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- "You know, in the middle ages, before people had furry butt plugs, people used to shove carrots up there." - Bobby Joe 06/12/14
- "What you need to do, is get a squeeze pedal for push to talk, and just stick it up your ass, so you have to clench to talk. Then we'll know when you're going for an airshot." - Bees 19/12/2015
- "A cream soda enema sounds like the best thing ever." - Bees 01/02/2016
- Bees: Hitting the hay sounds like you're going to fuck a scarecrow.
- Genzarata: Fucking you is like fucking a scarecrow.
- Bees: What the fuck is that supposed to mean.
- Genzarata: Ask my lawyer. 20/02/2016
- "I'm going to go into maternity wards and check the mothers' etf2l profiles and if they haven't played above etf2l open the babies will have their index fingers amputed at birth." - Bees 14/03/2016
- "I really need to stop blaming everything on my ass." - Bees 14/03/2016
- "Hearing Charlie talking about memes mid-fap is the worst thing ever." - Bees 15/03/2016
- Scrambled: but in and through mean the same thing.
- Bees: not really, you go in the vagina, you don't go through it...
- PK: not with that attitude.
- Genzarata: sometimes I'm glad we don't have video calls, so you can't see how hard I laugh at my own jokes.
- Bees: Yeah I dribble a lot.
- "How would you make a 450hp sliding pootis rock fun?" - bees 30/05/2016
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