Mumble Quotes

"You know, in the middle ages, before people had furry butt plugs, people used to shove carrots up there." - Bobby Joe 06/12/14

"This is the retard train, and you ALL have tickets" - WARHURYEAH 13/07/15

"What you need to do, is get a squeeze pedal for push to talk, and just stick it up your ass, so you have to clench to talk. Then we'll know when you're going for an airshot." - Bees 19/12/2015

"A cream soda enema sounds like the best thing ever." - Bees 01/02/2016

Bees: Hitting the hay sounds like you're going to fuck a scarecrow.
Genzarata: Fucking you is like fucking a scarecrow.
Bees: What the fuck is that supposed to mean.
Genzarata: Ask my lawyer. 20/02/2016

"I'm going to go into maternity wards and check the mothers' etf2l profiles and if they haven't played above etf2l open the babies will have their index fingers amputed at birth." - Bees 14/03/2016

"I really need to stop blaming everything on my ass." - Bees 14/03/2016

"Hearing Charlie talking about memes mid-fap is the worst thing ever." - Bees 15/03/2016

Scrambled: but in and through mean the same thing.
Bees: not really, you go in the vagina, you don't go through it...
PK: not with that attitude.

Genzarata: sometimes I'm glad we don't have video calls, so you can't see how hard I laugh at my own jokes.
Bees: Yeah I dribble a lot.

"How would you make a 450hp sliding pootis rock fun?" - bees 30/05/2016