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  2.  
  3. You both like todobaku, bakudeku, katsudeku, kirk/spock, and tododeku.
  4.  
  5. You: You need to stop treating Midoriya with such cruelty. TS
  6.  
  7. Stranger: Or you're gonna do what? KB
  8.  
  9. You: Whatever is necessary. TS
  10.  
  11. Stranger: Well what can I say, he's an useless piece of shit. KB
  12.  
  13. You: You are what you repeat, Bakugou. TS
  14.  
  15. Stranger: Piss off Todoroki, Deku needs to grow a backbone. KB
  16.  
  17. You: You need to stop trying to cut it out from under him. Katsuki. TS
  18.  
  19. Stranger: What does that matter to you? KB
  20.  
  21. You: He's my friend. TS
  22.  
  23. You: Unlike you, I happen to have a few of those and I care profoundly for each of them. TS
  24.  
  25. Stranger: Yeah well if he wants so bad to be a hero he can handle the name calling. KB
  26.  
  27. You: It's not just name calling with you. TS
  28.  
  29. You: You threaten him. TS
  30.  
  31. You: He flinches when you speak. TS
  32.  
  33. You: Whatever you've done to him to get a reaction like that is wholly unacceptable. TS
  34.  
  35. Stranger: Miss me, Shoto. KB
  36. He's a bitch ass idiot who can't stand up for himself, he doesn't deserve his quirk nor to be a hero. KB
  37.  
  38. You: Ah. I understand now. TS
  39. You're threatened by him. TS
  40.  
  41. Stranger: I am not???? KB
  42. Please, he's nowhere near my level. KB
  43.  
  44. You: Rightly so. His work ethic alone would be more than enough to surpass us, even if Midoriya had a mediocre quirk. TS
  45.  
  46. You: Given his astounding capabilities and the rate at which he is mastering and unlocking new ones, it makes sense for you to be so afraid. TS
  47.  
  48. Stranger: Your boner is showing, Todoroki, go drool over Deku to someone else. KB
  49.  
  50. You: So defensive. TS
  51.  
  52. Stranger: I'm not afraid of shit, Jesus fuck KB
  53.  
  54. You: You're terrified of being overlooked. TS
  55.  
  56. You: I overlook you, Katsuki. TS
  57.  
  58. Stranger: What are you, my therapist now? KB
  59.  
  60. You: You're a crude, bitter little boy and an insult to U.A. TS
  61.  
  62. Stranger: I don't give a flying fuck as to how you feel about me, you pissant little shit KB
  63.  
  64. You: Fine. Just leave my friends out of your ego. TS
  65.  
  66. You: We get it: you're a narcissist. So leave us be. TS
  67.  
  68. Stranger: You're the one going out of your way to try and show me you really wanna suck Deku's dick, I get it, you're in love KB
  69. But I don't give a shit, he goes out of his way to get on MY way, I'll end him, you got nothing to do with this KB
  70.  
  71. Stranger: But hey, Deku's a sucker for those with powerful flashy quirks so you'll tap that in no time, no need to show off to me KB
  72.  
  73. You: What is your obsession with this implied sex life? TS
  74.  
  75. Stranger: You're the one standing up for a wimpy little shit, I only assumed it's because you're dicking him KB
  76.  
  77. You: This is.. getting to be obsessive. TS
  78. How often do you think about me on my knees? TS
  79.  
  80. You: Or is that the only come-back you know? TS
  81.  
  82. Stranger: I sometimes forget you're an unfeeling robot, my fault really KB
  83.  
  84. You: Just because you don't have a filter doesn't mean that those of us who do don't have feelings on the other side of ours. TS
  85.  
  86. Stranger: This is fun KB
  87.  
  88. You: What is..? TS
  89.  
  90. Stranger: I'm sorry baby, did I hurt your feelings? :( KB
  91.  
  92. You: What are you talking about? TS
  93. My feelings are fine. TS
  94. You don't even register. TS
  95.  
  96. You: Don't send me emoticons. TS
  97.  
  98. You: We are not that familiar. TS
  99.  
  100. Stranger: aw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ KB
  101.  
  102. You: Cut it out, Katsuki. TS
  103.  
  104. Stranger: You were the one messaging me, Shoto. KB
  105.  
  106. You: Fine! I get it! TS
  107. There's no insulting you. TS
  108. You're already too crude to be fazed. TS
  109.  
  110. Stranger: See, you're a fast learner. KB
  111.  
  112. You: And you're a jerk. TS
  113.  
  114. You: And a bully. TS
  115.  
  116. Stranger: Are we done? I've got better things to do than tend your wounded heart. KB
  117.  
  118. You: My heart isn't "wounded" and certainly not by you. TS
  119.  
  120. Stranger: Are we done now? KB
  121.  
  122. You: You're the one who said this was "fun." TS
  123.  
  124. You: And I've yet to get any signs of your cooperation. TS
  125.  
  126. Stranger: It was but now you're just boring. KB
  127.  
  128. You: Leave Midoriya out of your eternal ...."pissing" contest. TS
  129.  
  130. You: His success isn't a challenge. TS
  131.  
  132. Stranger: Jesus fuck you really don't know when to give up. KB
  133.  
  134. Stranger: Let me make this crystal clear to you, my matters with Deku are mine alone and I don't give a shit if you're bothered by it or not. KB
  135.  
  136. You: We have that much in common. TS
  137.  
  138. You: I don't give up either. TS
  139.  
  140. Stranger: Obviously. KB
  141.  
  142. You: Then don't act so surprised. TS
  143.  
  144. Stranger: I'm not surprised, I'm annoyed. KB
  145.  
  146. You: [slight delay] I beat him at the Sports Festival. For the moment at least, it was no contest. TS
  147.  
  148. Stranger: Todoroki, I don't care. KB
  149.  
  150. You: I'll accept your rivalry if you leave him alone. TS
  151.  
  152. Stranger: I KB
  153. I don't even know where to begin KB
  154.  
  155. Stranger: Okay, why the fuck you care so much about stupid useless Deku? I'm curious now. KB
  156.  
  157. You: He's kind. TS
  158. [...] He reminds me of my mom. TS
  159.  
  160. Stranger: You know you're just giving me fodder right? I hope you know that. KB
  161.  
  162. You: She shouldn't have been made to flinch when anyone spoke, but she was. I don't want to see that happening to my friend. I don't like where this thing between you two is going. TS
  163. I worry about the people you will become once it is taken too far. TS
  164.  
  165. Stranger: We have history and that's none of your business, so piss off. KB
  166.  
  167. You: So did my mother and Endeavor. TS
  168.  
  169. You: That doesn't excuse it. TS
  170.  
  171. Stranger: I'm not your father Jesus fucking Christ and I'm most certainly not marrying Deku KB
  172.  
  173. You: I know. TS
  174.  
  175. You: But you asked why it upset me. TS
  176.  
  177. You: And I'm tired of being disingenuous. TS
  178.  
  179. You: It wasn't working anyways. TS
  180.  
  181. Stranger: No, I asked you why you cared. KB
  182.  
  183. You: They aren't the same thing...? TS
  184.  
  185. Stranger: Not really but sure, let's go with it. KB
  186.  
  187. Stranger: If Deku stood up for himself, he wouldn't flinch, if he wasn't so useless and stupid, he wouldn't have followed me here. KB
  188.  
  189. Stranger: So really, this is on him. KB
  190.  
  191. You: He didn't follow you here. TS
  192.  
  193. You: He has ambitions separate from you. TS
  194.  
  195. You: Tell me you don't actually believe the world orbits your whims? TS
  196.  
  197. Stranger: Yep, you're almost as annoying as he is. KB
  198.  
  199. You: What are you going to do about it? TS
  200.  
  201. Stranger: I've already kicked your ass once, I don't need to do anything about it. KB
  202.  
  203. You: After I gave up, sure. TS
  204.  
  205. You: It definitely still counts. TS
  206.  
  207. Stranger: You know what, you and Deku do deserve each other. KB
  208.  
  209. You: Is that your problem with me? TS
  210.  
  211. Stranger: Up to now I didn't really have a problem with you but you're earning it alright. KB
  212.  
  213. You: That I'm gay? TS
  214.  
  215. You: He's straight, so you can stop implying I only care about people when romance or sex is on the line. TS
  216.  
  217. Stranger: [delay] That's KB
  218. Not it what the fuck KB
  219. I don't give a shit if you like dick my problem with you is that you're an annoying piece of shit who wants to pick a fight that has zero things to do with you KB
  220.  
  221. You: [..] Glad to hear it then. For all your faults, I guess we can't call Bakugou Katsuki a homophobe. TS
  222. And as I keep telling you this fight has everything to do with me. TS
  223.  
  224. You: I don't lightly say someone is my friend. That word comes with the responsibility to be there for each other. TS
  225.  
  226. You: And I don't understand how you two have pet names and history but you never seemed to GET that! TS
  227.  
  228. Stranger: You're gonna end up turning me into one KB
  229. He's not my friend. KB
  230.  
  231. You: That's not what he seems to think! TS
  232.  
  233. Stranger: I don't fucking care what he thinks KB
  234.  
  235. Stranger: I don't need his kindness or pity or patience or whatever that you think is so amazing about that spineless turd KB
  236.  
  237. You: Kindness isn't weakness! Kindness is brave! TS
  238.  
  239. Stranger: The world is a shitty cruel place and it's gonna swallow him whole and I'll watch KB
  240.  
  241. Stranger: Sure keep telling yourself that Todoroki KB
  242.  
  243. You: No, it's not something you just write off! TS
  244.  
  245. You: Kindness takes guts and you, Bakugou Katsuki, are a /COWARD/. TS
  246.  
  247. Stranger: You sure wish I were. KB
  248.  
  249. You: I KNOW you are. TS
  250.  
  251. Stranger: Yeah keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep better at night KB
  252.  
  253. Stranger: I don't give a fuck what you or deku or anyone thinks about me KB
  254.  
  255. You: Then what DO you care about? TS
  256.  
  257. Stranger: Myself cause if I don't, no one else will and you should learn to do the same KB
  258.  
  259. You: [...] I used to think that. TS
  260.  
  261. Stranger: I'm not having this conversation with you, I'm not having this conversation at all, I'm done with talking to you Todoroki KB
  262.  
  263. You: I've been recently prove wrong. TS
  264.  
  265. You: *proven))
  266.  
  267. You: My friends look out for me. TS
  268.  
  269. You: Clearly, I am trying to do the same right now. TS
  270.  
  271. You: No one is an island, unless by choice. TS
  272.  
  273. Stranger: Which part of I don't give a shit and I'm done you didn't get? KB
  274.  
  275. You: [......] Just think your position over. TS
  276.  
  277. You: People would look out for you, if given the chance. TS
  278.  
  279. Stranger: I don't want or need anyone to look out for me for fucks sake KB
  280.  
  281. You: "Myself cause if I don't, no one else will". Consider me unconvinced. TS
  282.  
  283. Stranger: I made my point clear, I care about myself because that's how the world works. KB
  284.  
  285. Stranger: Keep putting yourself on the line for others like Deku and you'll see what comes of it KB
  286.  
  287. You: Well. The offer stands. TS
  288.  
  289. Stranger: What offer? KB
  290.  
  291. You: To look out for you the same way I look out for my friends. TS
  292.  
  293. You: To include you in that margin. TS
  294.  
  295. Stranger: Hard pass. KB
  296.  
  297. You: Pride wins again. TS
  298.  
  299. Stranger: I think your actual quirk is being a major pain in the ass. KB
  300.  
  301. You: Maybe. TS
  302.  
  303. You: I don't imagine that would be marketable though. TS
  304.  
  305. Stranger: I mean, it would be an undefeatable hero or villain. KB
  306.  
  307. You: [..] How so? TS
  308.  
  309. Stranger: Annoy your enemies to death. KB
  310.  
  311. You: Ha! TS
  312.  
  313. Stranger: What? KB
  314.  
  315. You: You might not have meant it that way, but I read that as a joke. TS
  316.  
  317. Stranger: It was a joke, robot. KB
  318.  
  319. You: How am I still the robot? TS
  320.  
  321. You: I laughed, didn't I? TS
  322.  
  323. Stranger: [...] Yeah, okay, let's go with that. KB
  324.  
  325. You: Good. TS
  326.  
  327. You: I think we could be friends. TS
  328.  
  329. Stranger: I don't do friendships. KB
  330.  
  331. You: Why not? TS
  332.  
  333. You: Scared any friends you make in this line of work might end up dying before you have a chance to jump in with a dramatic flourish, in the nick of time? TS
  334.  
  335. Stranger: Don't you have anything else to do that's not annoying me? KB
  336.  
  337. You: Oh. TS
  338.  
  339. You: You are, aren't you? TS
  340.  
  341. Stranger: No? KB
  342.  
  343. You: I worry too. TS
  344.  
  345. You: I worry less when I notice how this grade is becoming a united front. TS
  346.  
  347. Stranger: I said it isn't, stop inferring things, you're not my therapist. KB
  348.  
  349. You: You have a therapist? TS
  350.  
  351. Stranger: [delay] No I don't KB
  352.  
  353. Stranger: It's just a way of saying KB
  354.  
  355. You: I am not about to spread that around. TS
  356.  
  357. You: Stop panicking. TS
  358.  
  359. You: Does it help? TS
  360.  
  361. Stranger: [delay] Sometimes. KB
  362.  
  363. You: Why doesn't it always help? TS
  364.  
  365. Stranger: Hell if I fucking now. KB
  366. In therapy speech, it's "it's not linear" KB
  367.  
  368. You: That sounds like an incompetent person trying to excuse an inability to do their job. TS
  369.  
  370. Stranger: RIGHT. KB
  371. I said the same but then I just get told that it takes time KB
  372. [delay] I'm done talking to you. KB
  373.  
  374. You: Alright. I suppose I'll see you on Monday then. TS
  375.  
  376. Stranger: See you Monday. KB
  377.  
  378. You: ((Thank you for the rp!))
  379.  
  380. You: ((You are an AMAZING Bakugou holy CRAP!!!))
  381.  
  382. Stranger: ((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg stop I can't, thank YOU, this was super fun, I love it so much! would you like to set up a tag or exchange emails maybe? you're super great!))
  383.  
  384. You: ((ahh okay sure!! i'd be totes game for setting up a tag? i also have a skype!!))
  385.  
  386. You: ((and a discord but i gotta look up my name ( w h o o p s ) ))
  387.  
  388. Stranger: ((omg yeah a tag would be good, any ideas? uuuhhh i do have a skype i forget all the time and discord, so like, anywhere i'm good!))
  389.  
  390. You: ((gosh i'm also soo bad at remembering to check all the things. my skype is "Scoot McQuick" and my profile pic is magneto (i think?) and my discord is "indecisive-gay
  391. #2847" and uuuuhhhh))
  392.  
  393. You: ((for tags umummmmmmmmm))
  394.  
  395. You: ((what's the last thing you ate?))
  396.  
  397. Stranger: ((uuuuhhhh... //sighs
  398. sausage, it was sausage))
  399.  
  400. You: (("sausage bakugou"?? lol there's a slogan somewhere in there))
  401.  
  402. You: ((also are u ((fineitsbah"???))
  403.  
  404. You: *" :P
  405.  
  406. Stranger: ((omg oh my god go away i'm cruing and yes that would be me rip))
  407.  
  408. You: ((<333))
  409.  
  410. You: ((AMAZE))
  411.  
  412. Stranger: ((honestly i'm gonna put this tag and i FUCKING CAN'T))
  413.  
  414. You: ((so glad to have met u my dude))
  415.  
  416. Stranger: ((big ass same! i'm off to bed now but i'm gonna save this log and idk we can continue or start sth new another time, ur A+++ <33333 thank so much))
  417.  
  418. Stranger has disconnected.
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