sausage bakugou

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like todobaku, bakudeku, katsudeku, kirk/spock, and tododeku.

You: You need to stop treating Midoriya with such cruelty. TS

Stranger: Or you're gonna do what? KB

You: Whatever is necessary. TS

Stranger: Well what can I say, he's an useless piece of shit. KB

You: You are what you repeat, Bakugou. TS

Stranger: Piss off Todoroki, Deku needs to grow a backbone. KB

You: You need to stop trying to cut it out from under him. Katsuki. TS

Stranger: What does that matter to you? KB

You: He's my friend. TS

You: Unlike you, I happen to have a few of those and I care profoundly for each of them. TS

Stranger: Yeah well if he wants so bad to be a hero he can handle the name calling. KB

You: It's not just name calling with you. TS

You: You threaten him. TS

You: He flinches when you speak. TS

You: Whatever you've done to him to get a reaction like that is wholly unacceptable. TS

Stranger: Miss me, Shoto. KB
He's a bitch ass idiot who can't stand up for himself, he doesn't deserve his quirk nor to be a hero. KB

You: Ah. I understand now. TS
You're threatened by him. TS

Stranger: I am not???? KB
Please, he's nowhere near my level. KB

You: Rightly so. His work ethic alone would be more than enough to surpass us, even if Midoriya had a mediocre quirk. TS

You: Given his astounding capabilities and the rate at which he is mastering and unlocking new ones, it makes sense for you to be so afraid. TS

Stranger: Your boner is showing, Todoroki, go drool over Deku to someone else. KB

You: So defensive. TS

Stranger: I'm not afraid of shit, Jesus fuck KB

You: You're terrified of being overlooked. TS

You: I overlook you, Katsuki. TS

Stranger: What are you, my therapist now? KB

You: You're a crude, bitter little boy and an insult to U.A. TS

Stranger: I don't give a flying fuck as to how you feel about me, you pissant little shit KB

You: Fine. Just leave my friends out of your ego. TS

You: We get it: you're a narcissist. So leave us be. TS

Stranger: You're the one going out of your way to try and show me you really wanna suck Deku's dick, I get it, you're in love KB
But I don't give a shit, he goes out of his way to get on MY way, I'll end him, you got nothing to do with this KB

Stranger: But hey, Deku's a sucker for those with powerful flashy quirks so you'll tap that in no time, no need to show off to me KB

You: What is your obsession with this implied sex life? TS

Stranger: You're the one standing up for a wimpy little shit, I only assumed it's because you're dicking him KB

You: This is.. getting to be obsessive. TS
How often do you think about me on my knees? TS

You: Or is that the only come-back you know? TS

Stranger: I sometimes forget you're an unfeeling robot, my fault really KB

You: Just because you don't have a filter doesn't mean that those of us who do don't have feelings on the other side of ours. TS

Stranger: This is fun KB

You: What is..? TS

Stranger: I'm sorry baby, did I hurt your feelings? :( KB

You: What are you talking about? TS
My feelings are fine. TS
You don't even register. TS

You: Don't send me emoticons. TS

You: We are not that familiar. TS

Stranger: aw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ KB

You: Cut it out, Katsuki. TS

Stranger: You were the one messaging me, Shoto. KB

You: Fine! I get it! TS
There's no insulting you. TS
You're already too crude to be fazed. TS

Stranger: See, you're a fast learner. KB

You: And you're a jerk. TS

You: And a bully. TS

Stranger: Are we done? I've got better things to do than tend your wounded heart. KB

You: My heart isn't "wounded" and certainly not by you. TS

Stranger: Are we done now? KB

You: You're the one who said this was "fun." TS

You: And I've yet to get any signs of your cooperation. TS

Stranger: It was but now you're just boring. KB

You: Leave Midoriya out of your eternal ...."pissing" contest. TS

You: His success isn't a challenge. TS

Stranger: Jesus fuck you really don't know when to give up. KB

Stranger: Let me make this crystal clear to you, my matters with Deku are mine alone and I don't give a shit if you're bothered by it or not. KB

You: We have that much in common. TS

You: I don't give up either. TS

Stranger: Obviously. KB

You: Then don't act so surprised. TS

Stranger: I'm not surprised, I'm annoyed. KB

You: [slight delay] I beat him at the Sports Festival. For the moment at least, it was no contest. TS

Stranger: Todoroki, I don't care. KB

You: I'll accept your rivalry if you leave him alone. TS

Stranger: I KB
I don't even know where to begin KB

Stranger: Okay, why the fuck you care so much about stupid useless Deku? I'm curious now. KB

You: He's kind. TS
[...] He reminds me of my mom. TS

Stranger: You know you're just giving me fodder right? I hope you know that. KB

You: She shouldn't have been made to flinch when anyone spoke, but she was. I don't want to see that happening to my friend. I don't like where this thing between you two is going. TS
I worry about the people you will become once it is taken too far. TS

Stranger: We have history and that's none of your business, so piss off. KB

You: So did my mother and Endeavor. TS

You: That doesn't excuse it. TS

Stranger: I'm not your father Jesus fucking Christ and I'm most certainly not marrying Deku KB

You: I know. TS

You: But you asked why it upset me. TS

You: And I'm tired of being disingenuous. TS

You: It wasn't working anyways. TS

Stranger: No, I asked you why you cared. KB

You: They aren't the same thing...? TS

Stranger: Not really but sure, let's go with it. KB

Stranger: If Deku stood up for himself, he wouldn't flinch, if he wasn't so useless and stupid, he wouldn't have followed me here. KB

Stranger: So really, this is on him. KB

You: He didn't follow you here. TS

You: He has ambitions separate from you. TS

You: Tell me you don't actually believe the world orbits your whims? TS

Stranger: Yep, you're almost as annoying as he is. KB

You: What are you going to do about it? TS

Stranger: I've already kicked your ass once, I don't need to do anything about it. KB

You: After I gave up, sure. TS

You: It definitely still counts. TS

Stranger: You know what, you and Deku do deserve each other. KB

You: Is that your problem with me? TS

Stranger: Up to now I didn't really have a problem with you but you're earning it alright. KB

You: That I'm gay? TS

You: He's straight, so you can stop implying I only care about people when romance or sex is on the line. TS

Stranger: [delay] That's KB
Not it what the fuck KB
I don't give a shit if you like dick my problem with you is that you're an annoying piece of shit who wants to pick a fight that has zero things to do with you KB

You: [..] Glad to hear it then. For all your faults, I guess we can't call Bakugou Katsuki a homophobe. TS
And as I keep telling you this fight has everything to do with me. TS

You: I don't lightly say someone is my friend. That word comes with the responsibility to be there for each other. TS

You: And I don't understand how you two have pet names and history but you never seemed to GET that! TS

Stranger: You're gonna end up turning me into one KB
He's not my friend. KB

You: That's not what he seems to think! TS

Stranger: I don't fucking care what he thinks KB

Stranger: I don't need his kindness or pity or patience or whatever that you think is so amazing about that spineless turd KB

You: Kindness isn't weakness! Kindness is brave! TS

Stranger: The world is a shitty cruel place and it's gonna swallow him whole and I'll watch KB

Stranger: Sure keep telling yourself that Todoroki KB

You: No, it's not something you just write off! TS

You: Kindness takes guts and you, Bakugou Katsuki, are a /COWARD/. TS

Stranger: You sure wish I were. KB

You: I KNOW you are. TS

Stranger: Yeah keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep better at night KB

Stranger: I don't give a fuck what you or deku or anyone thinks about me KB

You: Then what DO you care about? TS

Stranger: Myself cause if I don't, no one else will and you should learn to do the same KB

You: [...] I used to think that. TS

Stranger: I'm not having this conversation with you, I'm not having this conversation at all, I'm done with talking to you Todoroki KB

You: I've been recently prove wrong. TS

You: *proven))

You: My friends look out for me. TS

You: Clearly, I am trying to do the same right now. TS

You: No one is an island, unless by choice. TS

Stranger: Which part of I don't give a shit and I'm done you didn't get? KB

You: [......] Just think your position over. TS

You: People would look out for you, if given the chance. TS

Stranger: I don't want or need anyone to look out for me for fucks sake KB

You: "Myself cause if I don't, no one else will". Consider me unconvinced. TS

Stranger: I made my point clear, I care about myself because that's how the world works. KB

Stranger: Keep putting yourself on the line for others like Deku and you'll see what comes of it KB

You: Well. The offer stands. TS

Stranger: What offer? KB

You: To look out for you the same way I look out for my friends. TS

You: To include you in that margin. TS

Stranger: Hard pass. KB

You: Pride wins again. TS

Stranger: I think your actual quirk is being a major pain in the ass. KB

You: Maybe. TS

You: I don't imagine that would be marketable though. TS

Stranger: I mean, it would be an undefeatable hero or villain. KB

You: [..] How so? TS

Stranger: Annoy your enemies to death. KB

You: Ha! TS

Stranger: What? KB

You: You might not have meant it that way, but I read that as a joke. TS

Stranger: It was a joke, robot. KB

You: How am I still the robot? TS

You: I laughed, didn't I? TS

Stranger: [...] Yeah, okay, let's go with that. KB

You: Good. TS

You: I think we could be friends. TS

Stranger: I don't do friendships. KB

You: Why not? TS

You: Scared any friends you make in this line of work might end up dying before you have a chance to jump in with a dramatic flourish, in the nick of time? TS

Stranger: Don't you have anything else to do that's not annoying me? KB

You: Oh. TS

You: You are, aren't you? TS

Stranger: No? KB

You: I worry too. TS

You: I worry less when I notice how this grade is becoming a united front. TS

Stranger: I said it isn't, stop inferring things, you're not my therapist. KB

You: You have a therapist? TS

Stranger: [delay] No I don't KB

Stranger: It's just a way of saying KB

You: I am not about to spread that around. TS

You: Stop panicking. TS

You: Does it help? TS

Stranger: [delay] Sometimes. KB

You: Why doesn't it always help? TS

Stranger: Hell if I fucking now. KB
In therapy speech, it's "it's not linear" KB

You: That sounds like an incompetent person trying to excuse an inability to do their job. TS

Stranger: RIGHT. KB
I said the same but then I just get told that it takes time KB
[delay] I'm done talking to you. KB

You: Alright. I suppose I'll see you on Monday then. TS

Stranger: See you Monday. KB

You: ((Thank you for the rp!))

You: ((You are an AMAZING Bakugou holy CRAP!!!))

Stranger: ((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg stop I can't, thank YOU, this was super fun, I love it so much! would you like to set up a tag or exchange emails maybe? you're super great!))

You: ((ahh okay sure!! i'd be totes game for setting up a tag? i also have a skype!!))

You: ((and a discord but i gotta look up my name ( w h o o p s ) ))

Stranger: ((omg yeah a tag would be good, any ideas? uuuhhh i do have a skype i forget all the time and discord, so like, anywhere i'm good!))

You: ((gosh i'm also soo bad at remembering to check all the things. my skype is "Scoot McQuick" and my profile pic is magneto (i think?) and my discord is "indecisive-gay
#2847" and uuuuhhhh))

You: ((for tags umummmmmmmmm))

You: ((what's the last thing you ate?))

Stranger: ((uuuuhhhh... //sighs
sausage, it was sausage))

You: (("sausage bakugou"?? lol there's a slogan somewhere in there))

You: ((also are u ((fineitsbah"???))

You: *" :P

Stranger: ((omg oh my god go away i'm cruing and yes that would be me rip))

You: ((<333))

You: ((AMAZE))

Stranger: ((honestly i'm gonna put this tag and i FUCKING CAN'T))

You: ((so glad to have met u my dude))

Stranger: ((big ass same! i'm off to bed now but i'm gonna save this log and idk we can continue or start sth new another time, ur A+++ <33333 thank so much))

Stranger has disconnected.