Machete (2010)

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This is the boss.

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Ahhh !

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Get dressed.

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lt's too hot
for clothes.

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You're saving me
from Torrez?
You've got balls.

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That looks like me.

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What's this long,
hard thing?

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My machete.

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ls it sharp?

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Very.

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Good.

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l got him.

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How did l do?

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Excelente, mi amor.
Excelente.

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Why are you
so insistent?

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l own the entire force,
and not just here in Mexico.

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l own the DEA,
l own the Marshals.

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Why can't l own you?

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Why don't you take
the money l offer you
to look the other way?

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What's your price?

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Maybe l should
ask your wife.

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Your daughter,
she's in school
right now, no?

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l don't think so.

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The honorable way to die
is to cut off your head.

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But

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you don't deserve
to die honorably.

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Joining us right now,
we have Franklin Jonas,

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deputy director of
our local lmmigration

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and Customs
Enforcement office.

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Thank you,
pIeasure to be here.

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What steps are you taking
to secure our borders?

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ICE is working with
IocaI Iaw enforcement
to improve patroIs,

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but there's over 2,000 miles
of border between Mexico
and the United States

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and over haIf of that
is here in Texas.

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So we need to attack
the probIem at its source.

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There's a whoIe support
network that not onIy heIps
iIIegaI aIiens get across,

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but is heIping them
get settIed
once they're here.

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We need to uncover
and dismantIe
this network.

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It's a top priority

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and our most
taIented ICE agents are
investigating the matter.

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Agent Rivera.
Day 23 of surveillance
for Operation Network.

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The Network
is suspected to be run
by a woman named Luz,

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code-named She.

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Tacos, cafe, tacos!
What do you want?

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Luz operates
out of her taco truck
at the labor site.

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You, load them up.

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There's an interesting

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face.

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No, that's okay.
Thank you.

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l could help with. . .

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No need.

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He's new.

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Run through database
for possible
criminal background.

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Male Hispanic,
scars, tattoos.

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"Don't fuck with me,
l won't fuck with you"
attitude.

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Hey!

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Roundup time!

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Yee-haw!

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Look at them critters run !

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Well, l don't speak
much Mexican, neither.

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You know,

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you're trespassing

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on my daddy's land.

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Jesus, Von.
Can't you see
she's with child?

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lf it's born here,
it gets to be a citizen.

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No different
than you and me.

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l know most people
don't like us.

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Call us vigilantes.

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But it's really
about vigilance.

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Somebody's gotta keep watch
on this great nation of ours.

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Otherwise,

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Texas will become
Mexico once again.

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Who's gonna stop 'em,
Senator?

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l am.

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Welcome to America.

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You catch all that?

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Burn me a DVD.
My high-dollar supporters
are gonna like that a lot.

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The infestation
has begun.

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Parasites have crossed
our borders and are
sickening our country,

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Ieeching off our system,
destroying us from the inside.

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But State Senator
John McLaughIin
has a pIan of attack.

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He'II fight to keep
iIIegaI immigrants out.

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He supports
an eIectrified
border fence.

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No amnesty
for parasites.

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John McLaughIin
wants to protect you
from the invaders.

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Vote to re-eIect
State Senator
John McLaughIin.

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Paid for by the Committee
to Re-eIect State Senator
John McLaughIin.

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Hey, thanks.

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Can l get a couple
of bean and cheese
and a cafe au lait?

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Ain't got no
cafe au lait.

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Regular coffee, then.

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And hold the spit,
please.

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Why do you pretend
to come here
just for coffee?

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l'm not pretending.
l actually like my coffee
cheap and greasy.

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l can refuse
service to anyone.
lt's the American way.

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Yeah, when
they're citizens.

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Got your papers?

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Same as the last time
you checked.

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And the time
before that.

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Got yours?

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Same as the last time
you checked.

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You think what
you do is right?

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Taking your brothers
and sisters in?

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Deporting them
back to their own
personal hells?

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lt's the law.

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There are many laws.

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There sure are.

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lmmigration fraud,
aiding an illegal entry,

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unsanitary food prep,

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but you wouldn't know
anything about that,
would you?

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Can l get my tacos?

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Who's She?

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l hear she runs
an underground network.

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How the hell
would l know?

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l just make tacos
and l sell them to the
workers of this world.

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lt fills their bellies
with something
other than hate.

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Funny. That sounds like
something She would say.

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Catch you later.

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ln the race for state senator,
Iatest poIIs
are showing a sharp decIine

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in support for incumbent
John McLaughIin

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and his hard-Iine position
on immigration.

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Get in.

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$70 a day
for yard work.

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$100 for roofing.

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$125 for septic. Sewage.

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Have you ever
killed anyone before?

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You know this guy?

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Senator John McLaughlin,

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lndependent from
Cocksucker County.

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Built his reputation
on being a hardliner
against wetbacks.

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His words.

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Yes, if he had
his druthers,

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he'd send you back
to old Mexico.

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That's his platform,
"Ship 'em all back,

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"but first,
make 'em build a wall
along the border for no pay.

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"Thank you very much.
Get the fuck out."

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But what the senator
fails to understand is this
state runs on illegal labor.

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Thrives on it.

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Keeps costs down,
keeps the wheels turning.

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We bust that up
and we're fucked.

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My words.

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Now, l'm guessing
you don't have papers.

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As you well know,
illegal immigrants
like yourself

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are being forced
out of this country
in alarming numbers.

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So, for the sake
of both our peoples,

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the senator must die.

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And for that
l will give you
$150,000 cash.

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Get someone else.

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No time.

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This job has to
happen tomorrow.

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l want you to take this cash,
do the job and disappear.

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How long would it take you
to get this kind of money?

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Five, 10, 15 years?

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You could do a lot
of good things with this.

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You deserve it.

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Now, l can't
make you do this,

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but l can make damn sure
something happens to you
if you don't.

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Are you in?

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Have a look at this.

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Straight-line design,
laser-designated scope.

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You can shoot the pecker
off a mosquito at 1,000 yards

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and keep the balls unruffled.

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Machete.
That's only good if you
wanna make a brutal point,

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but it's low-tech,
completely unsuited
to our purposes.

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Backup.

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Here's your backup.

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Me.

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You call or text
if you have any
problems or delays.

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You need to be
on that roof
by 1:00 p.m. sharp

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and put a bullet
in the senator by 1:04.

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Get up.

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God damn it, April.

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My business partner
has very low tolerance
for bullshit.

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That's the second operation
in the last six months

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l've had to close down
because of your meddling.

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l told you
a thousand times,

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you need something,
you come to me directly.

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You do not go
to these labs.

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You got something
to say to me?

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Sorry, Daddy.

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What's this?

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$150,000 cash.

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Are you out
of your mind?

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The Network
helped me
across once.

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Use this
for the people
you help.

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l don't know
how you know
what you know,

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but l'm glad
l know you.

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What do you want?

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Yeah.

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Ladies and gentIemen,
Senator John McLaughIin!

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Well, l wanna
thank you aII for
coming out today.

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And I wanna thank
my supporters from
the bottom of my heart.

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Because
we have been tested,
tested by fire.

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Our border has been
put to the test,

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and Iet me teII you,
we have faiIed that test.

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The aliens, the infiltrators,
the outsiders,
they come right across

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by Iight of day
or dark of night.

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They'II bIeed us.
They're parasites.

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They'II bIeed us
untiI we, as a city,
a county, a state,

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a nation,
are aII bIed out.

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But make no mistake,
we are at war.

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Every time an iIIegaI
dances across our border,

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it is an act of aggression
against this sovereign state,

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an overt act
of terrorism.

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Everywhere I go
in this gIorious state,

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peopIe are taIking
about change.

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I say, "Why change?
This is a great state founded
on the principIes of Iiberty."

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I don't wanna
change that.

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Our rightfuI citizens
are hardworking Americans

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who earn their paychecks
by the grit of their guts
and the sweat of their brow.

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I don't wanna
change that.

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Change. That's what they want.
Change. Change the Iaws.

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Open the doors.

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Red Rover, Red Rover,
Iet the terrorists come over.

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Let me teII you
what change
that'II bring.

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68 cents.

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The jingIe-jangIe of
pennies in your pocket

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because the scavengers,
the Ieeches, the parasites

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are waIking away
with your money

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whiIe you're Ieft
with the change.

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So I wanna say one more thing.
Who are you gonna vote for?

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You !
You !

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There! Up there!
l saw someone fire
from up there!

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Get him to Park Lane.

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Roger.
l'm on my way.

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Go ahead.

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Shoot him, Nacho.

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'Cause right after that,

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the three of us

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are gonna shoot
the one of you.

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Fuck, shit.

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Try it.

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Go ahead, Pancho.

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l'll grease your chips
all over this fucking alley.

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This is fucking big.

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This guy took a shot
at a representative.

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No, a senator.

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Same fucking thing.
The guy could die
and we caught him.

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Hell, yeah, we did.

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And they're gonna hang
your ass like Saddam.

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Look, l'm gonna
call the boss unless
you want to do it.

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Nah, you go ahead.

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Yeah,
we got the Mexican blackbird
that fell off the rooftop.

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Bring him
to the basement.

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He still thinks
we're cops.

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00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,563
Well, of course
he would think that.

251
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:50,566
We frisked him.
We cuffed him.
We threw him in the car.

252
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,319
Apprehended him just
like the real cops do.

253
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:54,903
Um. . .

254
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,822
l didn't frisk him.

255
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,115
Yes, you did.

256
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,283
Man, l'm telling you.
l didn't. . .

257
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,078
Oh ! Shit! Jesus, man !
What the fuck?

258
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:05,706
Slow down !

259
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,712
Shit!

260
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,265
Shocking news this hour.

261
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,517
Senator John McLaughIin
was shot in the Ieg

262
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,561
this afternoon by
an unknown gunman.

263
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,522
The senator was immediateIy
driven to Park Lane HospitaI

264
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,400
where he is reported
to be in good
and stabIe condition.

265
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,361
Video taken at
the raIIy indicate

266
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,863
that the gunman
may have been
of Mexican descent.

267
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,867
Senator McLaughIin
has been very vocaI
against immigration

268
00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,244
and campaigned
for stricter
border controIs.

269
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,267
You see what
l'm sending you,
Mr. Torrez?

270
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,269
It's coming on
my screen now.

271
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,355
That's campaign gold.

272
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,568
I thought
my contributions were for
the senator's re-eIection

273
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,070
not his retirement.

274
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,072
McLaughIin is in,
a guaranteed win.

275
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:21,990
And in the new session,
as promised,

276
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,618
he'II ramrod through
everything we ask for.

277
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,621
Go back.

278
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,625
Who's this?

279
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,504
Nobody. A day Iaborer
from the streets.
He won't be missed.

280
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,631
Is he dead?

281
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,050
Dead or dying
on a rooftop
as we speak.

282
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:43,762
Which the fuck
is it, puneta?
Dead or dying?

283
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:47,141
He'II be dead
within minutes,
I guarantee.

284
00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,150
What?

285
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,363
lt's me. lt's done.
l think he's toast.

286
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,198
Don't think, verify.

287
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,826
Check the morgue,
check the hospital,
check everywhere.

288
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,930
ls that him?
Yes.

289
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,682
Doc Felix wants
to see him.

290
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,142
Quiet.

291
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,228
Amazing. You can see
where the bullet rebounded.

292
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,315
lt was stopped by
another bullet that was
previously lodged there.

293
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:38,776
lf he hadn't
been shot before,
he'd be dead now.

294
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,778
There's actually
a lesson in there
somewhere.

295
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,363
l can feel
your eyeballs
in my uterus.

296
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,491
Well, at least
it's not in your colon.

297
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,535
Actually, did you know
that the human intestine

298
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,287
is 10 times longer
than the length
of the body?

299
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,540
Wait, so
the human intestine
is 60 feet long?

300
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,042
lt's true.

301
00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,836
Ah !
The hero has awoken.

302
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,971
Leave him alone.

303
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,434
Hi. What can
l do for you?

304
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,727
What can you
do for me?

305
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,230
l'm looking for a gentleman
that was just brought in.

306
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,607
Probably to lCU.

307
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,901
Where might l find him?

308
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,570
You wanna go straight
down the hall to your right,

309
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,283
make a left, two rights,
and another left,
and you'll be right there.

310
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,037
You sure about that?

311
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,789
Mmm-hmm.

312
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,585
l'm gonna go this way.

313
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,172
Someone's coming.

314
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,258
We have to get him
out of here.

315
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,439
ls there another
way out of here?

316
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:00,566
No other exits.

317
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,277
Oh ! You don't
wanna mess with that.

318
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:06,530
That's a skull scraper.
We use that to scrape
the bones clean.

319
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,949
And those
cut through flesh
just like butter.

320
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:14,830
Pass me that tank.

321
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,393
Hold it!

322
00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,727
Boss ain't gonna like this.
What are we gonna tell him?

323
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,897
Oops.

324
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:33,051
Rivera.
What's
your 20, agent?

325
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,344
l'm on my lunch
break, sir.

326
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,096
Lunch is over.
AII heII is
breaking Ioose.

327
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,889
Someone took a shot
at Senator McLaughIin.

328
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,016
It was an iIIegaI.

329
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:40,767
l'm watching it
right now.

330
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,935
This amateur video
was taken

331
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,438
outside County HospitaI
just after the faiIed attempt

332
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,064
to assassinate
Senator McLaughIin.

333
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,233
Authorities beIieve
that this suspect
is extremeIy dangerous.

334
00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:50,152
- Son of a bitch.
- What?

335
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,862
No, not you, sir.

336
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,948
l've seen him before.
Bring him in, Rivera.

337
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,950
Yes, sir,
l'm on my way.

338
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,745
...he may be
in this country iIIegaIIy
and that he is, of course,

339
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,164
to be considered armed
and extremeIy dangerous.

340
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,713
You're all over
the TV, cabron.

341
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,132
Come on,
get inside. Hurry.

342
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,720
The shot fired
on Senator McLaughIin today

343
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,598
may be just
the shot in the arm
his campaign needed.

344
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:23,351
New numbers indicate
that he has now taken
a commanding Iead

345
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,978
in the wake of
today's incident.

346
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:29,649
Since his shooting, others
agree that border security
shouId be heaviIy enforced.

347
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:37,908
Uh. . . Yeah. Didn't
you cross the border
to get here, Jack?

348
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:55,050
You didn't have a choice.
Of course l believe you.

349
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,761
Why else would you
give me the money?

350
00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,055
But they'll be
looking for your ass.

351
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,101
You'll be safe here.

352
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,021
Try not to bleed
on the bed.

353
00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,674
Are you She?

354
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,386
lf l were She,
do you think l'd be
operating a taco truck?

355
00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:43,974
She brings hope.
She rights the wrongs.

356
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,228
Unfortunately,
She is a myth,

357
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,773
just someone l made up
to lead the Network.

358
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:56,236
At first,
l just wanted to help
the people get settled.

359
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:59,281
Give them food.
Find them work.

360
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,116
Now there's a war
against us.

361
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:05,579
Von and his border vigilantes
hunting us down like dogs.

362
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,581
And there's no one
there to stop him.

363
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:08,748
You can.

364
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:12,961
You're a fighter.

365
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,089
Only when
there's something
worth fighting for.

366
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,093
ls there?

367
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,264
Always.

368
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,194
When the sun rises,
you should be good.

369
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,532
Don't start what
you can't finish,

370
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,285
Machete.

371
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,037
You know me?

372
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:49,831
l know the legend.

373
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:53,126
Maybe the legend's better.

374
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,759
l'll be the judge
of that.

375
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,985
Where are you,
misterioso?

376
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,848
Oh, my God.

377
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,272
Gunning the senator
down in the street.

378
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,940
What on earth
were they thinking?

379
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:01,278
Sometimes l worry
about April and what kind
of world we're leaving her.

380
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,281
A fucked-up world.

381
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,866
l ought to wash
your mouth out
with soap.

382
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,285
Give me another taco.

383
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,619
Someone took
a shot at the senator.

384
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,037
What kind of world
would you call it?

385
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,998
A fucked-up world.

386
00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:14,958
You're like
two peas in a pod.

387
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,504
So, l think David's going
to ask me to marry him.

388
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,300
But l have priorities.

389
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,136
School and a career.
Salsa.

390
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,389
Actually, l was thinking
more about my modeling.

391
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:34,978
You're a very pretty girl,
April, but that's a tough
nut to crack.

392
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,314
l know all about
cracking nuts.

393
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,487
Do you even know
how many hits
l get on my website?

394
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,990
You have a website?
She has a website?
Do you know about this?

395
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,242
l know all about
what the online
public wants.

396
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,912
And they want me.
All of me.

397
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,043
That does it.
l'm sending you
to a convent.

398
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,087
- What?
- He's loose.

399
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,881
He got away.
God damn it!

400
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,258
How hard is it to kiII
a goddamn day Iaborer?

401
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,177
You go down to that corner
where l picked him up.

402
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,179
You find him.
Do it!

403
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,442
You seen
the bean wagon?

404
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:28,948
You speak .45?

405
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,285
Where's the taco
truck lady at?

406
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:37,999
Hey, l don't know, man.
l haven't seen her
this morning. She's late.

407
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,834
She?

408
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,382
You know
where She lives.

409
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,143
All right,
go get him.

410
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,054
You're all over
the goddamn TV!

411
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,680
Get in !

412
00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,933
Agent.

413
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:06,439
You're the second
beautiful girl that's
picked me up today.

414
00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:13,738
Exploding houses?

415
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,325
Bodies falling from the sky?
Jesus Christ, Machete.

416
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,536
You're a walking
shit-magnet.

417
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,288
Yeah, l know who you are.

418
00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:26,501
l'm Sartana Rivera,
lmmigration and
Customs Enforcement.

419
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:28,419
lCE.

420
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,505
Fucking-A. La migra.

421
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,382
Don't worry,
l won't ship you back

422
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:33,883
if you tell me
what l need to know.

423
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,385
l'm working my way up.

424
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,179
l can't be busting people
at taco stands anymore.

425
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,139
Hell, l'm probably
related to half of them.

426
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,058
You need me
more than l need you.

427
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,601
Come on.

428
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,645
You know all the cops
in this state
are hunting you down

429
00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:47,855
for trying to kill
the senator.

430
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:52,151
l wasn't gonna kill him.
l was gonna shoot him
in the neck.

431
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,445
Stop him from saying
all them stupid things.

432
00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:58,324
lt was a set-up.
There was another
shooter there.

433
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:00,201
There was another
shooter? Who?

434
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,914
Fuck!

435
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:15,925
Drive.

436
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:24,100
l know what they
did to your family.

437
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,185
And if l were you,
l wouldn't trust
anyone, either,

438
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:27,520
but it's different here.

439
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,731
Laws are enforced.

440
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,734
And people control them,
not drug lords.

441
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,737
The system works here.

442
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,530
Says you.

443
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:40,700
l started working
on the night shift,
taking out the trash.

444
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:45,246
But l worked my way up
as translator, assistant.

445
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,876
Now l'm special agent
in charge of investigations.

446
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,046
Sounds like
they still got you
taking out the trash.

447
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,048
Let me take you in.

448
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,092
Put you into
witness protection.

449
00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:01,721
All you got to do
is tell me who hired you
to take out the senator.

450
00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,230
Fine.

451
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,568
Holy shit.

452
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,322
You mean to tell me
that a Mexican day laborer

453
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,032
is a goddamn Federal?

454
00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:26,412
Looks like ClA, FBl,
or DEA all rolled
in one mean fucking burrito.

455
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,915
Is this the man
you sent to kiII
Machete?

456
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,376
Yes.

457
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:34,295
And so far,
he's failed?

458
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,131
So far.

459
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:41,719
I'm sorry to see you have
such a high toIerance
for failure, puneta.

460
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,054
l don't.

461
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,936
Mmm.

462
00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:53,856
How's that?

463
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,193
Not bad.

464
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,695
Last time we spoke,
you couId've mentioned

465
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,571
he was an ex-Federal,
God damn it!

466
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,532
NotoriousIy
hard to kiII.

467
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,742
Trust me,
I've tried.

468
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,453
Well, you didn't
try with the guy
l'm calling in.

469
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:11,916
The very best the
great state of Texas
has to offer.

470
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,670
Osiris Amanpour.

471
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,965
If Machete
is captured aIive,

472
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,883
he'II expose
my entire operation.

473
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:26,639
You have 24 hours
to take him down,
or l'm coming there myself

474
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,808
and l will
kill him myself.

475
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,193
Sorry, my friend.

476
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:45,491
Mi abuelita always said
you can solve
any problem with food.

477
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:49,912
And you, my friend,
have plenty of problems.

478
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,375
So who are you
working for?

479
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,502
Who wants
the senator dead?

480
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:59,380
ls it the Network? Luz?

481
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,299
She doesn't know
anything about it.

482
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:03,342
Network, either.

483
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:06,679
The man who hired me
wasn't Mexican.

484
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:07,972
Really?

485
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,559
So he was just
some random guy
who said,

486
00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:15,188
"Hey, wanna kill
the senator today?"
And you're like, "Cool."

487
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,857
l was afraid
he wanted septic work.

488
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:22,612
lnstead,
he offered me $150,000
to kill the senator.

489
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,530
That's a lot of money.

490
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,407
So that's why
you did it?

491
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:29,869
For the money?

492
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,830
Look, Machete,

493
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,001
you're not legal
in this country.

494
00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:39,086
And after what happened
to you in Mexico,

495
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,005
there is no way
you're going home.

496
00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:44,050
So, basically,
you're a man
with no country.

497
00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,805
Lucky for you,
l can help you out.

498
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,306
Look at me.

499
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,226
l can get you papers.

500
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,271
But you gotta
let me bring you in.

501
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,115
l'm gonna
find the guy
that did this

502
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,536
and bring him
to you.

503
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,913
Why should l
trust you?

504
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,256
Because we're both cops.

505
00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:30,012
l'd tell you to stop,
but l know
you took the bullets.

506
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,277
Luz!

507
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:49,031
You didn't think
they'd take me down
that easily, did you?

508
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,077
You're alive!
But your house, man.

509
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,162
lt's beginning,
my little chingones.

510
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,124
l got something
to show you guys.
Come on.

511
00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:11,804
l told you
they were
gunning for us.

512
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,182
Who knows
what they're
gonna do next?

513
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,809
Holy shit, Luz.

514
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,020
l didn't know
you were
this loaded.

515
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,730
You got more heat
than the po-pos.

516
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,149
lt's a good start,
but we'll need a lot more.

517
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:24,859
Need it for what?

518
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:26,485
La revoIucion.

519
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:31,282
Von and his men
are coming for us.
We need to be ready.

520
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,242
l'm not gonna be
around forever.

521
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:37,872
lf anything happens,
you need to tell Machete
the people need him.

522
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,790
Who exactly
is this Machete?

523
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:43,586
That's him.

524
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:46,589
He's the one.

525
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,715
Hands up!

526
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:50,009
- Shit.
- Against the wall.

527
00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:52,178
All of you.
Move it.

528
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,684
Where's Machete?

529
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:02,063
Shit. She knows, man.
La migra's gonna
deport his ass back.

530
00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:03,814
Nobody's
deporting anybody.

531
00:49:04,232 --> 00:49:06,651
Machete already told me
you guys weren't involved
with the shooting.

532
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,069
Although

533
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,031
l should probably
check your carnitas

534
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,283
for lead.

535
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,494
What is this place,
anyway?

536
00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:25,878
Welcome to the Network.

537
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,714
These are some of
the people l've helped.

538
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,218
Helped them cross,
got them jobs

539
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,637
and l make sure
they do their part.

540
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,472
And these?

541
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:38,933
These are the guys
trying to stop us.

542
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:42,561
Von Jackson
and his border vigilantes.

543
00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:46,273
They started off
with a couple of deer rifles
and a warped sense of justice.

544
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:50,319
And in the past year,
they've grown.
More guns, more men.

545
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,571
Who's funding them?

546
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:55,449
Whoever it is
is making a mess
of our operation.

547
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,493
And these?

548
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:00,913
Missing.

549
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,540
l have leads
on a few of them.

550
00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:05,543
They were supposed to have
crossed, but l have no way
to track them.

551
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:07,378
How deep does
your operation go?

552
00:50:07,462 --> 00:50:08,671
Deep.

553
00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:10,256
All types, all races.

554
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:14,051
Lawyers, priests,
doctors, homeboys.

555
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,721
That's why they
call it the Network.

556
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,599
The way we see it,
people risked
everything to get here.

557
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,519
But the system
doesn't work.

558
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,730
lt's broken.

559
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:28,524
So we created our own.

560
00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:32,069
So, Migra, gonna
burn us, huh?

561
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,238
Turn us all in?

562
00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:35,364
No.

563
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,785
l'm gonna walk away
and pretend l didn't
see any of this.

564
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,455
Tell Machete
l'm looking for him.

565
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,388
I am a man of faith.
I took a vow of peace.

566
00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:01,724
And l don't shoot anymore.

567
00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:03,809
You don't
shoot any less, either.

568
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:07,021
l don't see you,
hear from you
in three years,

569
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:11,317
and now you want me
to help you kill
all these men?

570
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,277
Yes, Bro.

571
00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:15,863
l mean Padre.

572
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,078
l'll see what l can do.

573
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:27,458
l want you to say
10 Our Fathers
and 10 Hail Marys.

574
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,336
Light a candle for Mama.

575
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:35,508
For funerals.
A little side business.

576
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:41,097
l had these installed
when too many things
started walking away

577
00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,099
from the altar
and collection plates.

578
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:46,018
lmagine if we had
this kind of setup
when we were Federales.

579
00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:49,688
This is how
you get the bad guys now.
You catch them on video.

580
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,483
Cuban?

581
00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:54,777
Mexican.

582
00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:56,946
Oh, yeah.
l got some of that.

583
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,286
l got something
l want you to see.

584
00:52:04,746 --> 00:52:06,789
Rest assured,
he wiII be caught.

585
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:11,127
This is the first shot
of a war that we didn't
ask for...

586
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,962
Nice way to find out
your brother's in town.

587
00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:14,630
...but these intruders,
they mean to have.

588
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:15,714
Right there.

589
00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:17,550
We can onIy hope
that the perpetrator...

590
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,176
That's the guy
that hired me.

591
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:23,180
Michael Booth?
He's McLaughlin's aide,
or some shit.

592
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:26,016
...that the senator
advocates
no form of vioIence.

593
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,309
You know him?

594
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,729
Yeah. He comes in
for confession
all the time.

595
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:33,691
Lot of impure thoughts.

596
00:52:33,775 --> 00:52:35,234
Mostly about
his daughter.

597
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,737
l guess
l'm cheaper
than a shrink.

598
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:40,823
Here's his file.

599
00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:43,200
Once he started talking
about his connections
to the cartels,

600
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,411
l figured
it'd come in handy.

601
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,955
l bet McLaughlin doesn't
even know that most
of Booth's businesses

602
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,040
are just a front
for his drug trade.

603
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:54,587
What l don't understand is,
why would he hire you
to kill his own boss?

604
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:56,255
Don't know.

605
00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,674
Gonna find out.

606
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:01,051
lt's not safe
for you to be here.

607
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,219
l'm not looking for safe.

608
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:04,513
No, l mean
it's not safe for me
for you to be here.

609
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:07,183
l absolve you
of all your sins,
now get the fuck out.

610
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,101
Okay, Bro.

611
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,479
But l'm borrowing
your car.

612
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,370
He was complaining
about a weak neck.

613
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:30,122
l said,
"You should fucking
do some sit-ups."

614
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,958
Hey. Hey, boss.

615
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:34,793
Who are you?

616
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:38,297
The new gardener.

617
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:40,633
The gardener?

618
00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:52,311
l'm just fucking
with you, chief.

619
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:55,189
lt's Hungarian for
"l'm gonna kill you,
you little monkey."

620
00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:57,399
You know what?
There's a big pile
of shit in the back.

621
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,360
You can go
and clean that up,
all right?

622
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,111
Just make sure
you do a good job.

623
00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:06,200
Make sure you wipe
those boots off.

624
00:54:06,284 --> 00:54:08,327
Don't want you carrying
shit in the house.

625
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,246
You ever notice
how you let a Mexican
into your home

626
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,414
just because he's got
gardening tools?

627
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,459
l mean, no questions asked.
You just let him right in.

628
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:19,755
He could have, you know,
a chainsaw or a machete.

629
00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:41,110
Stop it!

630
00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:45,030
Damn it, that hurt!

631
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:03,799
lf your father
ever saw me doing this. . .

632
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,844
Mom, everyone
is gonna see you do this.
lt's the lnternet.

633
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,180
This is what my viewers
wanna see online.

634
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:16,645
Hey. You're not
the usual guy.

635
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,064
He looks
good to me.

636
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,026
Well, don't be shy.
Come on in.

637
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,666
Holy. . .

638
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,168
What the fuck did you
bring them here for?

639
00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:23,420
Didn't you hear
a goddamn word l said?

640
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:24,505
Want me to dump them?

641
00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:25,714
What? No.

642
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,383
No, l will make
good use of them.

643
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,260
The church can always
use good people.

644
00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:43,607
June?

645
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:46,485
April?

646
00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:06,004
Oh, yeah

647
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,603
Where are my wife
and daughter?

648
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:25,023
Whoa.
One famiIy at a time.
It's Osiris.

649
00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:27,818
Machete has an hermano.

650
00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:31,530
Or should l say Padre.

651
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:36,076
State Senator
John McLaughIin took a vow

652
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,620
to defend
the constitution
of this state.

653
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:42,624
Now, he's taken
a buIIet for it.

654
00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:49,923
And this is
that bullet.

655
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,551
Vote to re-eIect
Senator John McLaughIin.

656
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:55,762
l'm John McLaughlin
and l approve this message.

657
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,953
Oh. Yeah.

658
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:26,502
Sorry, ma'am.
These damn new phones.
Should've put it on vibrate.

659
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:29,755
Can you help me
do that?

660
00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:31,590
Pervo.

661
00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:36,637
Yeah?

662
00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:39,181
Senator? This is Von.

663
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,935
l hear you got a problem
that maybe we can fix.

664
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,854
Don't call me on
this line again.
l'll call you.

665
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,481
Now, you said it
yourseIf, Senator.

666
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:50,275
The war's begun.
Helter Skelter's here.

667
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,487
Your army awaits
further orders.

668
00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:56,698
Well, gotta be
respectable now.
No shit stains.

669
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:01,995
What about the shooter?
He's still out there.

670
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,961
There's nothing l'd like
more than to see that
Mexican dance the bolero

671
00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:10,879
at the end of a rope.

672
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,090
But he's gone
underground for sure.

673
00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:16,552
Well, l say
we go underground
and get him.

674
00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:19,012
Find the Network
and you'll find
the shooter.

675
00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:20,639
Call our special friend.

676
00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:23,392
Tell him we're gonna
need a hell of a lot
more firepower

677
00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:26,019
if he's serious
about wanting that
border shut down.

678
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:28,689
l fixed your damn gun.

679
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,315
Oh. Thanks.

680
00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:35,404
Our friend is up.

681
00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,586
Where the fuck
have you been?

682
00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,589
You could've
at least texted me.

683
00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:57,092
Machete don't text.

684
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:02,264
But Machete gets evidence.

685
01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:11,064
Thanks for coming back.

686
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,693
There's no way McLaughIin
is getting eIected

687
01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:16,612
unIess something
big happens.

688
01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:18,947
Can you imagine
if someone
shot the senator,

689
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,449
and that someone
was a Mexican?

690
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:22,784
The pubIic wouId
eIect him President.

691
01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:26,371
It's not a sin if someone
cIips the senator
in the Ieg, is it?

692
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,040
So this is footage
from your brother's
confessional?

693
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,292
There's no
commandment against,

694
01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:32,169
"Thou shaIt not
wing a man,"

695
01:00:32,253 --> 01:00:33,378
is there, Padre?

696
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,715
But these files over here
you got from Booth's office?

697
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:37,799
They're encrypted.

698
01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:42,888
It's my IittIe girI, ApriI.
I spend nights...

699
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:51,021
You don't think
it's gonna be
that easy, do you?

700
01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:56,068
I just wish that ApriI saw me
as more of a reaI man.

701
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,246
Holy shit.

702
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:12,042
You were right.
The Network
isn't behind it.

703
01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:14,419
This is something
a hell of a lot bigger.

704
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:17,381
You've got enough here
to bring down everyone.

705
01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:19,424
The senator, Booth.

706
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:22,803
Von.

707
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,097
Look, here.

708
01:01:25,306 --> 01:01:29,184
There's Mexican
drug money financing
the senator's campaign.

709
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,439
"Rogelio Torrez"?

710
01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,110
Torrez.

711
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:42,948
He's the drug kingpin
who's been trying to gain
control of the drug trade.

712
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:46,743
This must be the border fence
McLaughlin wants to build.

713
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:53,625
See this?
These markings show
the weakest spots.

714
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,712
lt all makes sense now.

715
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,172
Torrez wants to get
Senator McLaughlin re-elected

716
01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:02,676
so that he can
build a border fence
that he can control.

717
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:08,765
You did good work, Machete.
l bet you were a great cop.

718
01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:10,976
The best.

719
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,477
And modest, too.

720
01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:14,896
l'm dry.

721
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,818
Oh.

722
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,238
Get up.

723
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:24,906
Why?

724
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:27,159
Because you're drunk.

725
01:02:32,665 --> 01:02:34,332
Come lay with me.

726
01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:01,568
HabIa ingIes?

727
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,695
Depends on
the question.

728
01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:08,158
We know you hired
that Mexican to kill
our senator.

729
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,661
You're the Network,
ain't you?

730
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,873
Hell, you're
behind everything.

731
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,417
That's not
how we work.

732
01:03:18,085 --> 01:03:19,878
But if you want war,

733
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,380
l'll give it to you.

734
01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:28,720
How about an eye
for an eye?

735
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:37,562
You burned
your last burrito.

736
01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,528
You're gonna have
to get better
at this, Billy.

737
01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:17,644
Fuck!

738
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,092
Please, Father.
Have mercy.

739
01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:52,345
God has mercy.
l don't.

740
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:03,833
Hello, Padre.

741
01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:15,136
Blood of Christ.

742
01:06:15,721 --> 01:06:17,847
Tastes like
Merlot to me.

743
01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:20,600
Where is he?

744
01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:23,436
He's everywhere.

745
01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:27,065
Talk, Padre.

746
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:31,903
Sing me one of those
Mexican hymns like you
crooned as an altar boy.

747
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:33,488
Go to hell.

748
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,086
You wanna
be a martyr?

749
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,755
l'm good at
making martyrs.

750
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:53,258
Like Senator McLaughlin?

751
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:54,342
That's right.

752
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,177
We have to get
the senator re-elected,

753
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:59,055
and get that fence
built along the border
before it's too late.

754
01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:02,017
You really hate
our kind that much?

755
01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,560
No, Padre.

756
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:06,604
l hate declining
profits that much.

757
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:09,941
An open border allows
supply to flow
in too easily.

758
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,402
Drives our prices down.

759
01:07:12,486 --> 01:07:17,115
A secure border
limits supply,
drives the prices up.

760
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:19,826
Higher prices,
higher profit.

761
01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:24,039
You're so drunk with power,
you even put a hit on your
own boss.

762
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:28,960
Just to boost
his election numbers.

763
01:07:31,797 --> 01:07:33,631
Last chance, amigo.

764
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,968
Where's Machete
and where are my wife
and daughter?

765
01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:42,557
ln hell.

766
01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:47,979
Then give them my best.

767
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,883
A real gentleman.

768
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:35,235
No. l'm comfortable.

769
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,302
Culebra Cruzado?

770
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:44,762
lf they called him in. . .

771
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:47,098
Then they want
you dead, too.

772
01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:52,061
Wait.

773
01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:27,138
How do you text
with this thing?

774
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,811
l thought
Machete don't text.

775
01:10:37,691 --> 01:10:39,651
Machete improvises.

776
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:46,658
Where are you going?

777
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,078
Take out the trash.

778
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,309
Machete sent me a text.

779
01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:14,769
What's it say?

780
01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:20,275
"You just fucked
with the wrong Mexican."

781
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:23,528
He's coming after us.

782
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,696
No.

783
01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:27,031
He's coming after you.

784
01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:32,578
You have some news?
Yes.

785
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:35,415
His brother's dead.

786
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:38,626
You kiIIed a priest?
CongratuIations.

787
01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:43,589
That's right, Booth.
I'm in your town.

788
01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:48,219
And I'm gonna kiII Machete
and you're gonna
watch it happen.

789
01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:50,763
And it wiII be
the Iast thing
you see.

790
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,889
Wait a second !

791
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,850
There's a girI from ICE.

792
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:56,894
She's with Machete on this.
They have a file on me,

793
01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:59,522
on you,
on McLaughlin,
on everybody.

794
01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:02,567
She can make things
very difficult for us.

795
01:12:03,777 --> 01:12:05,236
Where is she?

796
01:12:05,946 --> 01:12:08,531
You know,
l've been thinking.

797
01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,367
We let these people
into our homes,

798
01:12:12,202 --> 01:12:15,413
watch our kids,
park our cars.

799
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,916
But we won't let them
into our country.

800
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:21,252
Does that make
any sense to you?
Hey.

801
01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:23,588
That wetback clubbed us
both over the head.

802
01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:26,257
ln case you forgot,
he shot me in the leg.

803
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,259
l thought
Django shot you.

804
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:30,636
l don't wanna hear
that story ever again.

805
01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:31,846
Well, think about it.

806
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:35,099
He wasn't here for us.
He was here for the boss.

807
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:39,187
And l've been watching
the boss, and this
guy's a real scumbag.

808
01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,606
Hey, hey, hey.
Cut that shit out.

809
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,441
Where's your
loyalty at?

810
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,241
You hear that?

811
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,496
lt's the weed whacker!

812
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:59,749
He's back! Spread out!
Spread out now!

813
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,478
Alpha unit, you copy?

814
01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:26,317
l quit.

815
01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:33,783
Fuck. Anybody report?
Can you hear me?

816
01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:36,536
Anybody?

817
01:13:44,753 --> 01:13:45,920
Where's Booth?

818
01:13:46,004 --> 01:13:47,880
The senator.
He's with
the senator!

819
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,632
l have a GPS.

820
01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:52,635
Tracks his limo.
Take it.

821
01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:54,846
Just don't kill me,
please. Take it.

822
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:06,357
That's Spanish for,
"l'll let you live."

823
01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:08,484
Thanks, chief.

824
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:13,114
So let me see
if I'm hearing you right.

825
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:15,283
One of this city's most
prominent businessmen,

826
01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:19,245
a Texas vigiIante,
the most notorious
drug kingpin of Mexico,

827
01:14:19,329 --> 01:14:24,250
and a state senator are
aII conspiring to enact
stricter immigration Iaws?

828
01:14:24,334 --> 01:14:27,837
l know how it sounds,
but l have Booth on video
committing a murder.

829
01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:30,047
l have tons
of confessions.
l mean, it's. . .

830
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:33,801
Listen to yourseIf.
This man is
an iIIegaI aIien.

831
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,471
IIIegaI, as in
against the Iaw.

832
01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:40,516
Well, there's the law,
and there's what's right.

833
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:46,856
l'm gonna do what's right.

834
01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:06,751
We are live
at the Church of Hope,
where just moments ago

835
01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:09,003
poIice discovered
a gruesome murder scene.

836
01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:11,839
The body of a priest was
found naiIed to a cross.

837
01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:14,467
And witnesses' descriptions
of a man Ieaving the church

838
01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:17,637
match those of the gunman
wanted for the shooting
of Senator McLaughIin.

839
01:15:17,721 --> 01:15:20,640
Excuse me, honeys.
Just shut the door.
Give us a moment.

840
01:15:20,724 --> 01:15:23,351
On the streets,
they caII him Machete.

841
01:15:23,435 --> 01:15:25,061
Who is he? What is he?
Thank you, darling.

842
01:15:25,145 --> 01:15:27,271
And wiII he ever
be brought down?

843
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,481
Where the fuck
have you been?

844
01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:30,650
This dog is burning
this whole fucking
town to the ground.

845
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,360
He's giving us a war.
l want to know we can win.

846
01:15:32,444 --> 01:15:34,362
He's a cockroach.
Sooner or later,
he'll be squashed.

847
01:15:34,446 --> 01:15:36,864
Yeah? Well, this
cucaracha's got AK-47s

848
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,242
and he's laying waste
to everything that gets
in his fucking path.

849
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:40,326
l'm taking care of it.

850
01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,037
They're scheduling me
for release in
a couple of minutes.

851
01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:45,498
l can't walk out of here
like a fucking pinata
waiting to get whacked.

852
01:15:45,582 --> 01:15:46,582
The man
they are caIIing Machete...

853
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:47,708
We're ready
for you, Senator.

854
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,752
...may have been invoIved
in the kiIIing of a priest.

855
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:51,462
lt's show time.

856
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:57,426
You forgot your cane, sir.

857
01:15:58,178 --> 01:15:59,470
Milk it.

858
01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:05,351
Ladies and gentIemen,
Senator John McLaughIin!

859
01:16:12,901 --> 01:16:14,610
Thank you.
Thank you.

860
01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:20,324
This Frito Bandito
is not any closer
to justice.

861
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:24,495
l urge this criminal
and those who are
hiding him to turn him in.

862
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:29,125
He is destroying us
from the inside, like
the plague that he is.

863
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,754
We must not let
the terrorists win.

864
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:37,008
Senator, there are reports
implicating your advisors

865
01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:40,094
as having orchestrated
the assassination attempt.

866
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:41,387
Would you care
to comment?

867
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,850
Do what now?

868
01:16:48,895 --> 01:16:50,354
You wanna
be a martyr?

869
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,148
I'm good at
making martyrs.

870
01:16:52,232 --> 01:16:53,649
Like Senator McLaughIin?

871
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,942
That's right.

872
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:56,694
We have to get
the senator re-elected,

873
01:16:56,778 --> 01:17:00,197
get that fence
buiIt aIong the border
before it's too Iate.

874
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,325
Or do you care
to comment
on the shooting

875
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:05,536
that happened at the border
on the night of July 22nd?

876
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:08,414
Who's gonna stop 'em,
Senator?

877
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:09,582
I am.

878
01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,168
WeIcome to America.

879
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,422
You catch aII that?

880
01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:20,343
Burn me a DVD.
My high-doIIar supporters
are gonna Iike that a Iot.

881
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:26,390
How about your connections
with drug kingpin
Rogelio Torrez?

882
01:17:26,558 --> 01:17:28,476
No further comment.
l'm sorry. l just. . .

883
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,811
Are the border vigilantes
involved in running drugs?

884
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,815
l think l'm having
a heart attack.

885
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,485
God damn it,
if you don't relax,
you will have one.

886
01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:51,248
You jeopardized
more than my career
with that wetback.

887
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:52,792
He could've killed me.

888
01:17:52,876 --> 01:17:53,918
Not with that scope.

889
01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:57,880
You stupid son of a bitch.

890
01:17:57,964 --> 01:18:00,341
You pull something like that
without consulting me?

891
01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:02,176
Who the fuck
do you think
you are?

892
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:04,553
l'm the one who got
your campaign financed.

893
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,682
Made you
a political powerhouse.
Your own personal Jesus.

894
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,266
So you better get
down on your knees

895
01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:10,935
and start praying for me
to save your soul

896
01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,771
because l'm the only one
who can at this point!

897
01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:26,617
Get the fuck out.

898
01:18:58,191 --> 01:18:59,650
God damn it, man.

899
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,569
Why don't you just die?

900
01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:05,072
This could've worked.
We could've been rich.

901
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,743
Torrez, he wanted to stop
all that cheap shit from
moving across the border.

902
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:13,122
Got tired of competing
with every pendejo with
a dime bag and a dream.

903
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:16,292
So we financed Von,
gave him and his men guns.

904
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:17,752
The vigilantes.

905
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,421
Our own private
little border patrol.

906
01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:22,631
But Torrez wanted
the whole enchilada.

907
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:26,552
So l thought,
why not let politics do
what guns couldn't?

908
01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:31,182
Funny thing is,
l thought it would be
a more peaceful resolution.

909
01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:34,685
How's that torch your taco?

910
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,439
Wait, wait.
Torrez is looking for you.

911
01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:42,651
You find Von,
you'll find Torrez. Please.

912
01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:47,114
Tell me,
where are my wife
and daughter?

913
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,326
With God.

914
01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,913
Well, l guess
l won't be seeing them.

915
01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,095
Fuck, my fucking head.

916
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,725
What the shit?

917
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:16,977
That asshole drugged us.

918
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,146
Where's our clothes?

919
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:20,356
Call Daddy.

920
01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:37,915
lt's June, and April.

921
01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:42,837
We're very sorry,
Mrs. Booth.
Your husband is dead.

922
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,506
He's what?

923
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:47,258
Senator McLaughIin shot him.

924
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:08,487
Yeah, kill
the wetbacks. Good.

925
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:13,826
Vigilante leader
Von Jackson refused comment
after startIing reveIations

926
01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:16,412
of their connections
to a Mexican drug carteI.

927
01:21:16,496 --> 01:21:17,538
This is Von.

928
01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:20,207
l'm coming in.
We're aII over
the news, Senator.

929
01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:23,377
You compromised
everything we've
worked for.

930
01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:26,213
There's only one way
this thing is gonna end.
Smoke him out.

931
01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:29,174
But I wanna put the buIIet
in his head myseIf.

932
01:21:29,259 --> 01:21:31,302
And just how do you
figure on doing that?

933
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,638
l'm joining you boys
for one last ride-along.

934
01:21:50,947 --> 01:21:52,072
Machete.

935
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,491
Where's Luz?

936
01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:59,955
She's gone, man.
Vigilantes got her.

937
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,041
And now they're after you.

938
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,542
You gotta lead us
to fight them.

939
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:04,919
lt's what Luz
would've wanted.

940
01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:06,003
lt's not your war.

941
01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:08,505
l may be adopted, ese...

942
01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:09,673
No shit.

943
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:13,886
What's going on is not right.
We just wanna help, bro.

944
01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:15,971
l don't need your help.

945
01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,183
lf not us,

946
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,352
then who?

947
01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:35,449
Whatever you need,
we'll build it,
strip it, chop it.

948
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:37,618
What's ours is
yours, homes.

949
01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:38,744
Got guns?

950
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,292
lf we find Von,
we find Torrez.

951
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,169
And we can take them
all down at once.

952
01:22:47,837 --> 01:22:51,465
Hey, yo, everyone! Listen up!
We got some work to do!

953
01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:08,148
Machete needs
your help or he'll be killed,

954
01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:10,818
just like Luz,
just like Padre.

955
01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:16,198
Listen to me!

956
01:23:17,617 --> 01:23:19,910
Yes, l am a woman
of the law.

957
01:23:20,203 --> 01:23:22,287
And there are
lots of laws.

958
01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:26,041
But if they don't
offer us justice,
then they aren't laws!

959
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,503
They are just lines drawn
in the sand by men

960
01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:32,965
who will stand on your back
for power and glory.

961
01:23:33,466 --> 01:23:36,427
Men who deserve
to be cut down.

962
01:23:38,054 --> 01:23:41,015
lt is time to erase
their mierda lines

963
01:23:41,224 --> 01:23:43,642
and show these cabrones
the meaning of true law!

964
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:49,023
We didn't cross the border,
the border crossed us!

965
01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:54,778
iViva Machete!

966
01:23:55,739 --> 01:24:00,200
You're Machete's girl.
l know because
you're his type.

967
01:24:00,493 --> 01:24:02,202
What type is that?

968
01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:03,829
Dead.

969
01:24:17,260 --> 01:24:20,554
Earlier today,
Senator John McLaughIin
aIIegedIy puIIed a gun

970
01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:22,181
on his advisor Michael Booth,

971
01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:24,975
and shot him twice
in the chest
after an aItercation

972
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,895
foIIowing
the disastrous reveaI
earIier this afternoon

973
01:24:27,979 --> 01:24:31,398
of the senator's connection
to Mexican drug kingpin
RogeIio Torrez.

974
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:32,441
Network.

975
01:24:32,525 --> 01:24:35,569
According to recent
reports, McLaughIin's
re-eIection campaign

976
01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,322
has been funded
entireIy by Mr. Torrez.

977
01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:39,782
Machete!

978
01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:45,120
Network says
the senator is calling in
the vigilantes to kill you.

979
01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:48,665
And that Agent Sartana,
she's been
captured by Torrez.

980
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:52,002
They're all heading
to Von's armory
to load up.

981
01:24:52,837 --> 01:24:54,505
Time to roll out.

982
01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:02,239
Get me a vest
and a rifle.

983
01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:10,581
My great granddaddy
did not give
his life at the Alamo

984
01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:15,335
so that we could sell out
our nation to a bunch of
back-stabbing politicians.

985
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:16,461
What are you
talking about?

986
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,005
You lied to us.

987
01:26:18,089 --> 01:26:20,382
And you paid that
Mexican to put on an act

988
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:23,343
to fool the people,
and to make fools of us.

989
01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:27,181
Now he's on his way,
and no doubt bringing
a whole mess of bean eaters.

990
01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:30,350
You seem to be quite fond
of the boob tube, Senator.

991
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,935
You've been
in the desert
too long, amigo.

992
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,938
Well, let's see how
this blows your skirt up.

993
01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:39,359
We're gonna simulcast
your execution for
the crime of treason.

994
01:26:42,655 --> 01:26:44,656
No shit stains.

995
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,703
Okay,
they're on their way!

996
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:51,663
Get to your posts!

997
01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:54,666
Come on !
Let's roll them up!

998
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:05,302
Time for your
last testament.

999
01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:10,724
There's no second takes.
So get your lines right.

1000
01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:40,462
Hold the line.

1001
01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:49,388
l have desecrated
the oath of office,

1002
01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:54,017
and l am a traitor
deserving of death.

1003
01:27:54,852 --> 01:27:55,852
Ready!

1004
01:27:57,605 --> 01:28:00,732
Fucking parasites!
Fucking terrorists!

1005
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:03,277
Aim.

1006
01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:21,962
Oh ! Shit.

1007
01:28:22,338 --> 01:28:24,715
Two of you stay with him.
The rest of you, outside.

1008
01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:34,766
Oh, shit.

1009
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,898
Fuck them up!

1010
01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:43,775
Fuck them up!

1011
01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:24,209
How's the eye?

1012
01:30:24,877 --> 01:30:26,211
What eye?

1013
01:31:09,922 --> 01:31:12,090
lf you wanna
survive your own war,

1014
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,009
you better become
Mexican real fast.

1015
01:31:18,222 --> 01:31:21,016
You got enemies
on all sides, Senator.

1016
01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:23,852
Who can you trust?

1017
01:31:24,687 --> 01:31:26,646
You aim to take down
those good old boys?

1018
01:31:29,066 --> 01:31:30,525
Then l'm with you.

1019
01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:05,936
Take out that Mexican !

1020
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:08,772
Fire, God damn it!

1021
01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:20,033
Von, we're fucked.

1022
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,660
We gotta get out of here.

1023
01:32:21,744 --> 01:32:23,119
Get out of here! Go!

1024
01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:41,846
Sister.

1025
01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:43,848
Please.

1026
01:32:45,309 --> 01:32:46,643
l've done wrong.

1027
01:32:47,019 --> 01:32:50,021
l've lived a hateful life.
l'm not even from here.

1028
01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:53,275
l hate Texas.
l hate the heat.
Give me my last rites.

1029
01:32:57,154 --> 01:32:59,531
ln the name
of my father. . .

1030
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,491
My. . . My father?

1031
01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:03,493
April?

1032
01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:12,460
l forgot the rest.

1033
01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:14,731
You never knew how
to stay down, puneta.

1034
01:34:15,024 --> 01:34:16,941
So l guess
l have to teach you.

1035
01:34:21,405 --> 01:34:22,864
You have
something to say?

1036
01:34:26,410 --> 01:34:27,869
Now you have
something to say?

1037
01:34:39,006 --> 01:34:41,049
Back the fuck up
and watch.

1038
01:35:03,155 --> 01:35:06,658
We used to be
Federales together.
You remember?

1039
01:35:11,372 --> 01:35:12,789
We were brothers.

1040
01:35:13,457 --> 01:35:15,959
But you went
for the honor.

1041
01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:29,264
And l went for the power.

1042
01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,934
We killed a lot of
bad guys together.

1043
01:35:35,146 --> 01:35:36,855
Now l'm the bad guy.

1044
01:35:38,357 --> 01:35:40,483
What do you wanna do,
hermanito?

1045
01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:54,038
Look at your Machete
now, cabron.

1046
01:35:58,210 --> 01:35:59,753
He's gonna kill him.

1047
01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:02,464
No, he's not.

1048
01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,009
He's Machete.

1049
01:36:10,848 --> 01:36:11,848
Got a point.

1050
01:36:24,653 --> 01:36:28,364
You know,
l could kill you right
now very easily.

1051
01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:31,826
Believe me,
this is nothing.

1052
01:36:34,246 --> 01:36:35,789
This ain't shit.

1053
01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:37,999
But. . .

1054
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:43,046
l know you'll just be
waiting for me in hell.

1055
01:36:44,507 --> 01:36:45,507
So. . .

1056
01:36:48,219 --> 01:36:50,136
l think
l'll say goodbye.

1057
01:36:53,474 --> 01:36:54,599
Fuck it.

1058
01:38:26,317 --> 01:38:27,817
There's one!

1059
01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:30,320
Goddamn cockroach !

1060
01:38:42,791 --> 01:38:44,500
Can't speak English,
can you, boy?

1061
01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:48,755
Stop. No. No.

1062
01:38:48,839 --> 01:38:50,089
Welcome to America!

1063
01:39:40,224 --> 01:39:42,016
What, do you
wanna see my lD?

1064
01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:43,267
Don't bother.

1065
01:39:44,186 --> 01:39:45,853
l've got something better.

1066
01:39:48,107 --> 01:39:49,691
l called in
a few favors.

1067
01:39:49,775 --> 01:39:50,984
Look at this.

1068
01:39:51,068 --> 01:39:52,735
Got you all
the right papers.

1069
01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:56,990
You can start over now,
be a real person.

1070
01:39:57,992 --> 01:40:02,537
Why do l want to be
a real person when
l'm already a myth?

1071
01:40:03,831 --> 01:40:05,415
Where will you go?

1072
01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:08,584
Everywhere.

1073
01:40:13,424 --> 01:40:15,174
Then l'll ride with you.