Elephanté Sealis - Sample Text (unfinished)

>Sunlight slowly leaks into your room as Celestia herself raises her sun to signal the start of a new day in Equestria.
>Currently, you couldn't give two shits, as this damn light was waking you up from the sweet bliss of dreaming.
>You always preferred the night to day anyway.
>Daytime basically meant everyone was awake.
>Awake meant socializing.
>Socializing meant bothering you to no end.
>You groan in discontent, trying to shield your eyes from the accursed light trying to wake you.
>Itsnotveryeffective.jpg
>You let out a defeated sigh and leave your bed, mumbling and groaning soon following.
"Of all the directions they could've built the master bedroom, it had to be on the side where the sunlight shines!"
>But who are you?
>Oh, that's right - You're Anonymous, or Anon for short!
>You look back, remembering when you first moved to Ponyville.
>You remember living with your parents as a child, your stay-at-home mother, and your successful CEO of a father.
>Your parents were both busy when you were growing up.
>Dad with work, Mum with just... Stuff?
>You didn't have any siblings either, which just made the big mansion you called home even more quiet.
>Basically, you're a lonely person.
>Often you wondered aimlessly, not paying attention as to where you walked in the mansion or its grounds, just letting your thoughts and imagination fill the void that friends would.
>By the time you got to the 6th Grade, your parents transferred you to a boarding school.
>Oh boy, you sure loved that!
>Not like you had a choice though.
>Only real reason they wanted you to go was to go and make friends.
>Ironically enough, your only real friend was a girl called Octavia, an aspiring Orchestral musician.
>After highschool, you needed a break. Instead of going to University like "all the other kids", you took a year off and got a job at Ponyville.
>Whilst your parents were upset at first, they were understanding and supported you finacially.
>But enough about that sappy shit!
>After taking a shower and carrying out your morning routine, you sit on your desk whilst having breakfast, reading through mail.
>Back to the mail for today... Bill... Bill... Letter from Octavia... Magazine subscription...
>Wait, what?
>You haven't heard from her in ages!
>You take a deep breath and open the letter.
>"Dear Anon,
How are you doing? It certainly has been a while, hasn't it? I'd like you to know that I have graduated and joined the Royal Orcastra. It's a dream come true! You know how much I always talked about joining them! How about you?Have you meet anyone... special? I actually have. She's... interesting."
>She? That... explains a good deal, actually.
>"Her name is Vinyl Scratch. She's a DJ, of all things. Never thought I would go for someone who likes that scene, did you? We met after one of one of my performances. We were talking at the bar, one thing lead to another, and we went back to my place to... get to know each other better.I know that may come as a shock, but I really like her. She might be the one. Anyway, I'm writing to let you know that I thought we could spend some time together again, and you could meet Vinyl. So, we're coming down to Ponyville!
See you soon, Octavia"
>WELL SHIT, SON.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
>Time for a sweet reunion.
>You notice one more letter, the stamp indicating it's from Twilight.
>But seriously, why do people in this story still use mail, fucking autistic writefag
>"Dear Anonymous,
I have something important that you and I should discuss. Please meet me at Golden Oaks Library as soon as you can.
Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle."
>Looks like today is going to be full of surprises.