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<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, this is my headset: http://www.logitech.com/en-gb/webcam-communications/internet-headsets-phones/devices/stereo-headset-h230
<graphitemaster> lol shit
<q66> http://images10.newegg.com/NeweggImage/ProductImageCompressAll300/26-106-812-02.jpg this is mine :D
<RaZgRiZ_2> considering i bought it for half the price nearly 3 years ago, it's pretty good
<RaZgRiZ_2> its specs are not bad
<graphitemaster> lol
<q66> it cost $5
 Calinou also has an headset
 q66 doesn't like headsets
<graphitemaster> dude, nothing in my room cost 5$
 q66 likes his stereo
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, you do
<RaZgRiZ_2> $4,99 to be exact
<DarkUranium> lol
<RaZgRiZ_2> you're cheap, better update yourself with a more expensive model
<graphitemaster> dude, I'm wearing calvin klien dress pants, a casual dress shirt, a sweater, and dress socks, my clothes I'm wearing is at least $300, so I'm worth more then $5
<RaZgRiZ_2> dress?
<RaZgRiZ_2> lawl.
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, trannies
<RaZgRiZ_2> are you a balerina?
<RaZgRiZ_2> gonna dance for your boy? :P
<graphitemaster> >_>
<q66> lolumad
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, no
<RaZgRiZ_2> your clothes are worth at least $300
<q66> graphitemaster, well, when i listen to music, i use my  $800 amplifier, $800 cdplayer, $1000 speakers
<RaZgRiZ_2> you are well below the $5 average
<q66> :P
<graphitemaster> my keyboard cost more than my graphic card
<graphitemaster> no fucking lie.
<q66> my keyboard cost  $5
<q66> my mouse too
<graphitemaster> I like nice things
<q66> my graphics card cost $100
<RaZgRiZ_2> your lies are so expensive it's a weird thing you even hang out with us lowlies.
<RaZgRiZ_2> begone richie
<graphitemaster> it's not being ritch
<RaZgRiZ_2> go back to beaverly hills
<q66> graphitemaster, ritch? rich bitch?
<graphitemaster> it's simply using your money for large pieces at a time and accumulating them
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, your clothes must be really old
<graphitemaster> instead of wasting it on multiple shitty items that break or becomess useless and thrown away
<graphitemaster> thats called investing, and I've been good at it for a long time.
<q66> i don't give a fuck about headphones :P
<q66> so i have cheap ones
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, depends on how useless a person you are
<q66> i use them jut for occasional voip
<q66> i don't give a fuck about keyboards and mice too
<RaZgRiZ_2> this headset i have is still working. albeit the ear pads melted away, and the left speaker is a bit louder than the right, and there's a bit of static when messing with the volume, it's still doing ok
<q66> they all work the same anyways
<q66> i mean, as long as i can type, i'm fine
<graphitemaster> I usually sit down and go, I went through 36 keyboards in 5 years, for a price of $720.  I can buy this one really good keyboard for $100 and it will last me 5 years
<RaZgRiZ_2> q66, i've seen homeless people with better rigs than you :P
<q66> uncool story razbro
<graphitemaster> I actually save money :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, i switch a keyboard about every 2 years
<RaZgRiZ_2> mainly because the keys have melted
<q66> me too :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> usually wasd and kp 8456
<graphitemaster> my keys are made of brused nickle
<q66> actually, the key labels from my current one are almost gone, all
<graphitemaster> they don't melt :P
<graphitemaster> they're metal
<q66> so i type from what i remember :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> i lost the 5 and S from my keyboard respectively
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, can't remember the last time i saw a metallic keyboard
<RaZgRiZ_2> oh i know
<RaZgRiZ_2> IBM
<q66> as I said
<q66> as long as I can type
<q66> I don't care what keyboard I have :D
<graphitemaster> RaZgRiZ_2, custom
<RaZgRiZ_2> we have one at school, weighs like 5KG
<graphitemaster> and it's not all metallic
<RaZgRiZ_2> given its price to find a real one nowadays
<RaZgRiZ_2> i bet yours is way older than that
<graphitemaster> no it's like circa 2011
<RaZgRiZ_2> madonna edition?
<graphitemaster> custom lights :)
<graphitemaster> programmable ones
<graphitemaster> function KEYS!
<graphitemaster> that does things
<graphitemaster> I have a key that opens up a terminal :D
<RaZgRiZ_2> shit for richies
<graphitemaster> and one that opens up vim
<RaZgRiZ_2> real men don't need luxuries
<RaZgRiZ_2> like q66
<RaZgRiZ_2> with his 5 dollars keyboard
<q66> YEP
<RaZgRiZ_2> he's pro
<RaZgRiZ_2> you just suck dude
<q66> though I have a few extra keys here
<q66> and I can bind them to shit
<RaZgRiZ_2> i have scroll lock.
<RaZgRiZ_2> :D
<q66> like, 10 keys together
<q66> extra ones
<q66> compared to my standard layout
<q66> i have them bind to my music player and some shortcuts
<RaZgRiZ_2> my keyboard has inboard slots for a retractable fan
<RaZgRiZ_2> i can connect it on either side :P
<graphitemaster> my keyboard has a builtin KVM
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<q66> <RaZgRiZ_2> real men don't need luxuries
<q66> <RaZgRiZ_2> like q66
<graphitemaster> thats the main reason I wanted it
<q66> well, I better spend my money on stuff that makes sense :P
<graphitemaster> I fix computers a lot, and a KVM is nice
<RaZgRiZ_2> q66, i got that piece mainly because a sweaty mouse hand sucks
<RaZgRiZ_2> i don't like my mouse all sticky
<graphitemaster> don't use it while you masturbate?
<RaZgRiZ_2> bitch please
<RaZgRiZ_2> unlike a certain someone, i'm better than that
<RaZgRiZ_2> you keep using wipes
<RaZgRiZ_2> pros be leaving no traces
<graphitemaster> condoms are good cleanups too
<graphitemaster> expensive though
<RaZgRiZ_2> just your thing, wasting a condom to fap
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, he doesn't need the condoms for anything else
<graphitemaster> they have expry dates
<RaZgRiZ_2> oh yes, you bought expensive ones years ago so they would last
<graphitemaster> I have standards :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> now you need to consume them
<RaZgRiZ_2> poor you
<graphitemaster> haha
<graphitemaster> I only have two left from last year
<q66> all others fapped through?
<RaZgRiZ_2> it proves that much hahaha
<graphitemaster> and thats not bad considering I purchased 3 boxs
<RaZgRiZ_2> ROLOLOLO
<RaZgRiZ_2> he purchased 3 boxes, and has fapped them all down to two pieces left
<RaZgRiZ_2> now what does that show us kids? :D
<q66> :D
<graphitemaster> nope, I never used a single one for fapping
<q66> where would they disappear then :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> oh sorry
<RaZgRiZ_2> <graphitemaster> condoms are good cleanups too
 Calinou uses RaZgRiZ_2 for fapping
<RaZgRiZ_2> he uses them to wipe his spunk off his mouse
<q66> :D
<graphitemaster> no
<q66> graphitemaster is being trolled right now
<q66> truth-trolled
<RaZgRiZ_2> how can a condom expire anyway?
<graphitemaster> latex breaks down
<RaZgRiZ_2> is it like the consume-by-date on dairy products?
<graphitemaster> yes
<RaZgRiZ_2> i wonder if he nommed them
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, i'd bet
<q66> OM NOM NOM
<RaZgRiZ_2> he bought expensive ones, they're sure to have flavors
<graphitemaster> Infact I actually got laid once just by telling a girl at a party that I had a condom that was about to expire
<graphitemaster> thats called being a pro.
<graphitemaster> or decadent
<q66> poor girl, apparently she was almost blind
<graphitemaster> what ever same shit
<RaZgRiZ_2> poor girl, must have been a troll
<q66> or it was a rape
<RaZgRiZ_2> she pittied you fool
<q66> or she was too fat
<graphitemaster> dude, fat chicks need loving too.
<q66> or she was a man
<q66> pick one :D
<graphitemaster> she was neither
<RaZgRiZ_2> "i'd love me a fat chick, with a body enormous. it ain't about the weight yo, it's how they performance" -- Redman
<graphitemaster> she was actually goth
<q66> fat goth
<q66> ew
<graphitemaster> no, just a normal goth
<q66> still ew
<graphitemaster> tha sentence is so wrong
<RaZgRiZ_2> i bet she turned emo after
<q66> graphitemaster, you have no standards
<graphitemaster> NORMAL goth lol
<DarkUranium> that's an oxymoron, isn't it?
<q66> yes
<DarkUranium> (with possible emphasis on the "moron" part :P)
<graphitemaster> q66, yes I do, I just don't when I'm drunk, have you seen my code when I'm drunk
<RaZgRiZ_2> next day, goth girl found in a barrel of tar with her wrists cut
<DarkUranium> graphitemaster: tsk tsk tsk
<RaZgRiZ_2> police investigating uglie richie who eats condoms
<DarkUranium> should've gone for the throat.
<q66> logs of this channel should be saved forever
<q66> i'll make sure of that
<DarkUranium> lol
<graphitemaster> q66, I got to see boobies today
<RaZgRiZ_2> maybe she had leukemia
<RaZgRiZ_2> were they yours graphitemaster?
<q66> or some STD
<graphitemaster> q66, I did some chicks homework on #C++ on efnet.  She showed them to me on webcam :)
<q66> orly
<graphitemaster> yeah
<RaZgRiZ_2> i bet it was a herm with big manboobs
<graphitemaster> nope
<q66> or fake
<q66> fake fake fake
<graphitemaster> shr said graphitemaster in the video :P
<RaZgRiZ_2> i bet she streamed the video of a hot girl
<q66> graphitemaster, generators!
<RaZgRiZ_2> she must have been fat and ugly
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, fetishes
<graphitemaster> she was somewhat large yes
<RaZgRiZ_2> large.
<graphitemaster> not fat though
<RaZgRiZ_2> can i get any more right today? :D
<graphitemaster> just generiously less skinny
<q66> :D
<RaZgRiZ_2> not fat, just large
<RaZgRiZ_2> was she pressed down?
<RaZgRiZ_2> maybe she was like paper spongebob
<q66> graphitemaster, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62QdLM this + 10 years
<graphitemaster> no
<q66> * RaZgRiZ_2
<RaZgRiZ_2> JIUftWEURF
<RaZgRiZ_2> * urp *
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, that's definately the cpp chick you talked about
<q66> :D
<graphitemaster> no
<RaZgRiZ_2> comon now, don't deny it
<RaZgRiZ_2> she isn't fat
<RaZgRiZ_2> just large
<q66> graphitemaster getting pwnt
<RaZgRiZ_2> nearly skinny!
<q66> and trolled hard
<graphitemaster> Yes but this girl on #C++ was not ugly
<q66> she was just .. large
<graphitemaster> she had a pretty face
<RaZgRiZ_2> i'm pretty sure she tucked a picture on her forehead
<RaZgRiZ_2> or perhaps a paperbag with a face drawn on it
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, http://theogro.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/cyanide-hapiness-photoshop.png or perhaps nail in the head
<q66> SPANISH
<q66> fuck
<q66> http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nailhead.png here
<graphitemaster> w/e
<RaZgRiZ_2> graphitemaster, the deal is as follows
<RaZgRiZ_2> tits or it didn't happen.
<RaZgRiZ_2> also gtfo
<graphitemaster> She was super fat, had horns, a dick, was really a man, and had hair all over, and her face looked like a rock was shit on by a horse
<q66> finally he admitted
<q66> graphitemaster, no worries, everyone has some fetishes
<graphitemaster> no, I'm just trying to join you :P
<DarkUranium> lol
<graphitemaster> I'm tired of being trolled
<RaZgRiZ_2> whatever gave you that impression?
<RaZgRiZ_2> there is, however, one thing that i gotta know
<RaZgRiZ_2> why did you eat those condoms?
<q66> RaZgRiZ_2, they were running out of date and they were flavored
<q66> he didn't want to waste 'em
<RaZgRiZ_2> i mean, didn't he have anything better to eat?
<q66> dunno
<q66> probably
<DarkUranium> graphitemaster: feel free to write the G-7001 Airing of Grievance form then: http://bureauofcommunication.com/compose/air
<DarkUranium> s/write/fill in/
<graphitemaster> I've only ever once ate a condom, and I on't found out about it when I vomited it up after a party.
<graphitemaster> and that is no lie
<graphitemaster> I was dissapointed in myself.
<RaZgRiZ_2> i doubt it was the only one then.
<RaZgRiZ_2> the rest must had been digested by the time you vomitted that one
<RaZgRiZ_2> now we know why you like eating them
<graphitemaster> I'd like to put you in a condom, nd eat you yes
<graphitemaster> because you're an asshole
<q66> how do you put assholes into condoms
<q66> makes no sense
<q66> also, you like eating assholes,
<q66> ?
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<q66> he got mad. :D
<DarkUranium> lol