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Abusing Alcohol for mindfucking friends

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  1. [17:12:48] <Hospik> "Lamon, you've been fun so far, truth or dare, c'mon, give me a dare"
  2. [17:13:27] Lamon is currently out right now, but just assume he gives you a dare
  3. [17:13:49] <Hospik> "Is he alive?"
  4. [17:14:09] Curious nudges him with her hoof
  5. [17:14:11] <Lamon> [that's to be debated....sort of]
  6. [17:14:16] Star pokes Lamon on his cheek...the one on his face.
  7. [17:14:22] <Resheph> "I think I broke him"
  8. [17:14:42] <Hospik> "Well.. Wake him up"
  9. [17:15:01] <Star> "And don't hurt him too bad."
  10. [17:15:01] <Hospik> "I have something he'll enjoy"
  11. [17:15:13] <Hospik> "No, hurt him good~"
  12. [17:15:22] <Resheph> "We should totally bring him upstairs and have him wake up in bed with another stallion"
  13. [17:15:31] <Star> "But who?"
  14. [17:15:34] <Hospik> "Not it"
  15. [17:15:36] Snow_Blind puts a hoof on her forehead. "I should've warned you guys. He's not very... good... at handling this sort of thing."
  16. [17:15:38] <Resheph> "I'll do it"
  17. [17:15:52] <Resheph> "This is gonna be funny"
  18. [17:15:55] GoldenTouch flies down from his training, panting heavily, he walks in through the inn door, all sweaty and such, his flight suit definitly needs to be washed
  19. [17:15:59] <Hospik> "Do it"
  20. [17:16:09] Hospik stands up
  21. [17:16:12] <Nate_> "i'll join"
  22. [17:16:23] <Resheph> "Help me out"
  23. [17:16:23] Hospik picks up Lamon from the floor
  24. [17:16:37] <Hospik> "Let's go"
  25. [17:16:40] <Lamon> [http://i.imgur.com/Yd4DqvX.gif]
  26. [17:16:45] Resheph helps and brings him upstairs
  27. [17:16:47] <Nate_> [should i come with?]
  28. [17:16:55] Star trots up behind Resheph
  29. [17:17:01] <Curious> "whos volunteering to wake up with him?"
  30. [17:17:01] GoldenTouch walks over to the bar and grabs some water what? *pant* are you doing with lamon?
  31. [17:17:02] <Star> [Sure, why not?]
  32. [17:17:04] Nate_ goes wth
  33. [17:17:07] <Nate_> "i am"
  34. [17:17:14] <Star> "Why not everyone?"
  35. [17:17:20] Hospik opens the door and throws Lamont on the sticky bed
  36. [17:17:27] Resheph lays him in bed in a random room that isn't occupied
  37. [17:17:29] <Lamon> [ohgoshisthisgonnabeathingpleaseno]
  38. [17:17:30] <Nate_> "come on gold, this gone be gud"
  39. [17:17:33] Snow_Blind waves to Gold despite getting the feeling that he would give her very bitter news.
  40. [17:17:33] <Resheph> "Good idea star"
  41. [17:17:43] Nate_ lays down on the bed too
  42. [17:17:55] Resheph ruffles his mane and gets in bed
  43. [17:18:12] GoldenTouch looks at snow "Hey...*drinking water intensifies* Whats going on snow?"
  44. [17:18:19] Star removes his shirt and climbs in on the other side of Lamon
  45. [17:18:20] Curious follows and takes a peek in the room, stifling a giggle
  46. [17:18:21] Hospik chuckles and joins Resheph, snuggling up slightly against Lamon"
  47. [17:18:42] <Resheph> "Okay, okay, shhh"
  48. [17:18:50] Resheph clears his throat
  49. [17:19:07] <Hospik> "Throw some water over him"
  50. [17:19:13] Curious goes back downstairs and brings back empty bottles of booze to put around the room, making sure to toss the clothes about
  51. [17:19:13] <Resheph> "Laaamon~" he rubs his chest "Wake up Lamon~"
  52. [17:19:16] Nate_ shakes lamon "hey, wake up"
  53. [17:19:22] <Lamon> !roll d20
  54. [17:19:22] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  55. [17:19:42] <Nate_> "hey lamon, want some coffee?"
  56. [17:19:44] <Star> [he stirs?]
  57. [17:19:47] Lamon Lamon wakes up, slightly heated and cascading different hues of red, but awake
  58. [17:19:55] Curious listens on the other side of the door
  59. [17:19:56] GoldenTouch goes upstairs to see this
  60. [17:19:58] <Hospik> "Wow, Lamon, that was the best dare ever~"
  61. [17:20:05] GoldenTouch stays with curious listening
  62. [17:20:11] <Resheph> "Ahh that was amazing, wasn't it?~"
  63. [17:20:16] Foxius_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonInn
  64. [17:20:18] <Nate_> "well that was fun, who wants pudding?"
  65. [17:20:24] <Star> "You were quite the animal!~"
  66. [17:20:36] <Resheph> "I'm all full of pudding~"
  67. [17:20:45] <Hospik> Didn't know you were so kinky~"
  68. [17:21:09] Lamon seems out of it, yet rapidly puts two and two together and turns 80 shades of red
  69. [17:21:46] <Lamon> "WHAT!?!?IWASNTEVENAWAKEWHATHAPPENEDPLEASETELLMETHISISNTWHATITHINKITISOHGOSHICANTREMEMBERANYTHINGISTHISNORMAL?!?!""
  70. [17:21:53] <Resheph> "Don't look so embarrassed, you were enjoying yourself~"
  71. [17:21:54] Hospik crawls up against Lamon some more "what's wrong baby ? Want to go again?~
  72. [17:21:57] GoldenTouch catches on too and talks to cury "I've never seen one man handle so many guys!?!!"
  73. [17:22:22] Foxius [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds
  74. [17:22:23] <Star> "I had no idea you could get so...flexible~"
  75. [17:22:25] <Nate_> "maybe this'll jog your memory"
  76. [17:22:32] GoldenTouch opens the door, his sweaty flight suit only helping the situation "Your up lamon?~"
  77. [17:22:41] Nate_ , being drunk as he is, kisses lamon
  78. [17:23:04] <Resheph> [my sides]
  79. [17:23:05] Curious looks in "holy shit you guys actually went through with it"
  80. [17:23:05] <GoldenTouch> "...Dats...gay?"
  81. [17:23:31] Lamon barely squeaks "ohmygoshthisisnthappeningwhatislifehowdidievenendupinthiswhy"
  82. [17:23:35] <Lamon> [http://bit.ly/1acCtE5]
  83. [17:23:58] <GoldenTouch> "Lamon~ Sensei wasn't disapointed~"
  84. [17:24:07] <Star> "It's only gay if Lamon didn't enjoy it." He looks to the stallion in question with pouty eyes. "You *did* enjoy us...right?~"
  85. [17:24:15] <Resheph> "You were so loud too~"
  86. [17:24:17] <GoldenTouch> [TFW]
  87. [17:24:54] <GoldenTouch> "Guys, its not gay if its between two straight men...." his own quote "Or...well...alot in lamon's case"
  88. [17:25:03] <Hospik> "Don't worry Lamon, we could go again right now if you want~"
  89. [17:25:34] <Boris[Ronin]> [Did someone say gay relations]
  90. [17:25:45] <Lamon> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W06jCZGBu94/Uj2AooFMbVI/AAAAAAAAAFk/oHC60BYUCkc/s1600/nosebleed.gif
  91. [17:25:47] <Star> [As a matter of fact...]
  92. [17:25:47] <Boris[Ronin]> [I could go for some right about now]
  93. [17:25:54] <Lamon> !roll d20
  94. [17:25:54] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  95. [17:25:59] <Hospik> "but I doubt we could play as rough as last time~"
  96. [17:26:21] <Nate_> "that's a given"
  97. [17:26:22] <Lamon> "asdsfdasdfgsgf"
  98. [17:26:26] <Star> "I still have plenty of pent up energy, let me at him~"
  99. [17:26:31] Lamon Lamon passes out due to lack of blood and oxygen
  100. [17:26:46] <Star> !roll d20
  101. [17:26:46] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  102. [17:26:48] <Hospik> " Party time!~"
  103. [17:26:55] <Star> [my sides, all 9 of them]
  104. [17:27:15] Curious scrunches in hilarity and disgust "oh my gaaaaaaaawd"
  105. [17:27:17] <Nate_> !roll d20
  106. [17:27:17] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  107. [17:27:26] Hospik bursts out laughing and rolls off the bed
  108. [17:27:30] Star [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by [email protected]))
  109. [17:27:33] <Nate_> [well shit, here goes nothing]
  110. [17:27:52] Star_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonInn
  111. [17:27:53] Nate_ rubs lamon's crotch because of 19 drunkenness
  112. [17:28:11] Foxius_ [[email protected]] is now known as Foxius
  113. [17:28:12] GoldenTouch cracks up and sees nate "Bro, off him, that is wwwwwaaaay to far"
  114. [17:28:14] <Lamon> [WOAHNOW]
  115. [17:28:15] Hospik is too busy laughing to notice anything
  116. [17:28:16] Star_ rolls out of bed, sitting on the ground laughing
  117. [17:28:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [Das pretty gay, bro]
  118. [17:28:26] <Boris[Ronin]> [I like it]
  119. [17:28:32] <Lamon> !roll d20
  120. [17:28:33] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  121. [17:28:51] Lamon stirs but is unawaken
  122. [17:28:54] <Nate_> [damn it, the one time i didn't want a high roll]
  123. [17:28:58] Star_ magically floats his shirt over his head and puts it on
  124. [17:29:13] GoldenTouch goes over and grabs lamon off the bed from the groping nate "Nope"
  125. [17:29:17] <Nate_> [rolling to see if it goes any farther]
  126. [17:29:17] Hospik is still laughing it up
  127. [17:29:18] Resheph laughs sitting up
  128. [17:29:23] <Nate_> !roll d20
  129. [17:29:23] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  130. [17:29:32] <Nate_> [SON OF A BITCH
  131. [17:29:33] <Nate_> ]
  132. [17:29:33] <GoldenTouch> [i took him away~]
  133. [17:29:37] <GoldenTouch> [its okay]
  134. [17:29:39] <Star_> "Alright, let's get him back to the table before he wakes up. I've got something even more hilarious~"
  135. [17:29:47] <Lamon> [roll for damage, Lamon's hot like gridle]
  136. [17:29:53] <Lamon> [jk]
  137. [17:29:59] Hospik nods at star, still laughing
  138. [17:30:03] GoldenTouch brings him back downstairs on his back "Guys act like this never happened!"
  139. [17:30:08] Ikea [[email protected]] is now known as Ikea|Sleep
  140. [17:30:10] <Nate_> [Well then i don't pass out]
  141. [17:30:21] Nate_ drags himself off the bed in a drunken manner
  142. [17:30:25] Resheph runs downstairs, fixes his mane and xonposes himself
  143. [17:30:28] Star_ trots back downstairs, sitting in his seat. "That was my idea!"
  144. [17:30:30] GoldenTouch sets lamon up in a chair exactly like he found him
  145. [17:30:32] <Resheph> *composes
  146. [17:30:32] Boris[Ronin] stares at all of this
  147. [17:30:35] Hospik heads back down
  148. [17:30:38] <Boris[Ronin]> "What the fuck, man"
  149. [17:30:54] <Resheph> "Shhh"
  150. [17:30:55] <Nate_> "don't question it, just laugh"
  151. [17:31:05] Hospik gets back in his original spot
  152. [17:31:14] <Boris[Ronin]> "I'd rather not, epsecially when laws are being broke"
  153. [17:31:15] <Nate_> [afk for a min]
  154. [17:31:29] <Resheph> "Boris, pls"
  155. [17:31:40] Nate__ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonInn
  156. [17:31:42] <Hospik> "Calm down Boris, nothing is going on"
  157. [17:31:44] Curious is glad to have a large harem of /totally straight/ stallions to play TorD with and heads back downstares
  158. [17:31:46] <Boris[Ronin]> [/me begins beating Resh with a baton]
  159. [17:32:06] <Resheph> [/me is enjoying it~]
  160. [17:32:08] Star_ whispers to the group. "Okay, when he wakes up, we all keep the game going as if literally nothing happened. Biggest. Mindfuck. *Ever*."
  161. [17:32:21] Alten_Stahl_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonInn
  162. [17:32:30] <Resheph> "Okay, okay"
  163. [17:32:41] Boris[Ronin] screams internally
  164. [17:32:49] <Hospik> "Right, but I still have a dare for him"
  165. [17:32:50] GoldenTouch leaves lamon in the spot and heads out
  166. [17:33:14] <Star_> "Alright, we'll play as if it's his turn."
  167. [17:33:22] Resheph clears his throat "YO LAMON! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
  168. [17:33:30] <Lamon> !roll d20
  169. [17:33:30] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  170. [17:33:35] <Star_> [noice]
  171. [17:33:41] Curious sits nonchalant in her chair
  172. [17:33:46] Lamon leaps out of chair, sweating and all bothered and red and stuff
  173. [17:33:59] <Lamon> "OHGOSH!WHATDIDYOUGUYSDO!??!"
  174. [17:34:22] Alten_Stahl [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds
  175. [17:34:22] <Resheph> "What?"
  176. [17:34:23] <Hospik> "Lamon, truth or dare?"
  177. [17:34:33] Star_ looks at him like he's concerned. "Uhhh...dude? What are ya talking about? Your tuen."
  178. [17:34:42] <Star_> *turn
  179. [17:35:01] Boris[Ronin] shakes his head, going to his flute playing for now
  180. [17:35:04] <Nate__> "Truth or dare"
  181. [17:35:08] Snow_Blind hums idly.
  182. [17:35:12] <Lamon> "W-WHAT!?!N-N-N-NOIWOKEUPANDWEWEREALLINBEDANDSTUFANDIDIDN'TKNOWWHATWASGOINGON"
  183. [17:35:24] Hospik yawns
  184. [17:35:39] <Resheph> "What the hell are you talking about?"
  185. [17:35:44] <Star_> "Um...no. You got kissed and passed out for like 30 seconds."
  186. [17:35:51] <Star_> "Must've been a dream."
  187. [17:35:58] <Resheph> "Fag"
  188. [17:35:59] <Hospik> "We don't care Lamon, truth or dare"
  189. [17:36:27] <Lamon> "B-B-B-But.....*sigh* t-truth..."
  190. [17:36:35] <Lamon> [http://media1.giphy.com/media/4pk6ba2LUEMi4/giphy.gif]
  191. [17:36:56] <Nate__> "What was that dream you had?"
  192. [17:37:15] <Hospik> "Right, so, did you enjoy it? Who was the best~?"
  193. [17:37:52] Lamon turns bright red and shifts in his chair "I-I d-don't wann-...WHAT!?!?"
  194. [17:38:23] <Hospik> "You said Truth , Lamon, cough it up"
  195. [17:38:39] <Nate_> "he asked you who was a better cook, Me or Rasheph
  196. [17:39:08] <Nate_> [more mindfuck?]
  197. [17:39:31] Hospik nods at Nate "right"
  198. [17:39:44] <Resheph> "I know the answer"
  199. [17:39:51] <Lamon> "O-O-Oh...." Lamon turns away sweating profusely
  200. [17:40:07] <Nate_> "see, even resheph agrees that i'm the better cook"
  201. [17:40:25] <Resheph> "I mean yeah, Nate knows how to toss the salad"
  202. [17:40:29] Nate__ [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 198 seconds
  203. [17:40:41] Curious is dying internally
  204. [17:40:43] <Hospik> "No, reshape makes it extra hot~ don't you agree Lamon~?"
  205. [17:41:12] <Hospik> [*resheph]
  206. [17:41:35] <Nate_> "impossible, i make the best pudding, you've never even tried mine"
  207. [17:41:35] <Lamon> "W-Well, I haven't really tasted Nate's salad, but the soup is warm and hot! And his goodies are really sweet and yummy too!"
  208. [17:41:52] <Nate_> "yes they are, aren't they"
  209. [17:41:53] <Lamon> "I-I haven't tasted Resheph's yet, though..."
  210. [17:42:06] <Hospik> "Oh"
  211. [17:42:10] <Hospik> "Then wait"
  212. [17:42:27] <Hospik> "You said dare first, right?"
  213. [17:43:04] <Lamon> "I-I-I thought I already did the dare!"
  214. [17:43:05] <Hospik> "And if you can't really answer the truth.."
  215. [17:43:14] <Hospik> "Nope"
  216. [17:43:29] <Nate_> "remember, i did that dare for you"
  217. [17:43:44] Nate_ continues drinking the moonshine
  218. [17:43:52] <Nate_> !roll d20
  219. [17:43:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  220. [17:44:02] Nate_ still doesn't pass out
  221. [17:44:04] <Hospik> "Alright, alright, because you're so sensitive about lewd stuff, no lewd"
  222. [17:44:44] <Hospik> "Hmm, next two days, no food"
  223. [17:44:54] Star_ mumbles to himself. "That sensitivity will pass, I give it a month, heh heh..."
  224. [17:44:56] <Lamon> "ohmygoshthankyousomuchyoujustsavedmefromalifeofembarrassmentithoughtiwasgonnadi-"
  225. [17:45:03] Nate_ goes into the kitchen and brings out a bowl of soup with some white showing
  226. [17:45:18] Nate_ sets the bowl in front of lamon
  227. [17:45:47] <Hospik> "YOu'll have to wait two days for that great cooking~"
  228. [17:45:57] Hospik smiles
  229. [17:46:10] <Lamon> [http://media3.giphy.com/media/tlKTIYel9FlTO/giphy.gif]
  230. [17:46:35] <Resheph> "You know what Lamon?"
  231. [17:46:38] <Nate_> [damn it hopspik you ruined my upcoming joke]
  232. [17:46:42] <Curious> "but when you can finally eat, it will be that much tastier"
  233. [17:46:47] <Lamon> [ohthankgoodness]
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