Augment>	---------------GRUB MART BEGIN------------------
[02:43]	<rampantVriska>	"Kanaya why did you drag me out here with you agaaaaaaaain?"
[02:44]	<Augment>	"I didn't. You insisted that we come here. For squeakbeasts. Please don't tell me why."
[02:45]	<rampantVriska>	"Wha, no I didn't!!!!!!!!"
[02:45]	<Augment>	"Yes you did. You mentioned something about messing with Terezi."
[02:48]	<rampantVriska>	"You were listening in on my thoughts again, weren't you, damn it there aaaaaaaare downsides." Vriska frowned, she could NOT tell what the hell was going on any more. Kanaya had dared her to drink an entire troll's worth of blood, and, like a champ, she had.
[02:50]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat was wandering aimlessly through grubmart, looking for ribbons.
[02:51]	<Augment>	She started poking her shoulder. "Then shut me out if you so please missy! Now the squeakers are this way... oh look it's..... Karkat?"
[02:54]	<rampantVriska>	"Karkat, man, I h8 that guy, he's such a-" Vriska sees that it is infact, karkat! She yells out at him. "Hey you! Yeah you! Fuck off, you stupid grape-flavored gru8fucker!" Oh wait, she, she had told him she was his kismesis that one time, fuck, she might get in a chance to bite his tongue off, if he had had the bulge to try...
[02:58]	<contraplexGage>	"Heeeeeeeeeeello Raspberry jelly. Are the rainbows playing nice with you todaaaaaaaaaaay?" Karkat smiled happily, eyes too wide and blank.
[03:00]	<Augment>	"Karkat, what are you talking ab-"
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[03:03]	<rampantVriska>	"Rasp8erry?! Jelly?!" She ran past Kanaya and slapped Karkat, in the face, HARD. "Who the heeeeeeeell do you think I am!!!!!!!!"
[03:04]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat tilted his head dazed, completely ignoring her. "Hiiiiiiiii grape jelly. Do you know where the ribbons went? I can't find them?" He sounds sad.
[03:05]	<Augment>	Kan just atarted gaping. *Oh shit, they're both out of it. Hmm......* She pulled out her cameraphone and started recording.
[03:07]	<rampantVriska>	Vriska tackled Karkat to the ground and wrapped her hands around his neck "No8ody ignores me you ignorant little 8astard!" she throttled him, in the middle of the whole fucking store, a few trolls turned their heads at the BLATANT display of hate, but, most ignored it, used to seeing such heated passion.
[03:09]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat fell limply and blinked up at her, entirely confused by the strangling. The gears in his head start to grind and he happily hugs her. "Hi raspberry jelly! Is that where you went? You just need a nice huuuuuuuuuuuuuug."
[03:11]	<Augment>	Kanaya couldn't help but just sit there and snicker at them. Two starcrossed haters... or lovers... or something. Whatever, it was halarious.
[03:15]	<rampantVriska>	Vriska's face just stopped, something in her soul just kind of broke... karkat, was, hugging, her, WHAT. THE. FUCK. She instantly let go of him and jumped away, like he had caught fire. "Karkat what the fuck was thaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
[03:16]	<contraplexGage>	"What's wrong rassy...?" Karkart tilted his head to one side, completely baffled.
[03:21]	<rampantVriska>	Vriska just looked at Kanaya, then back to Karkat then back to Kanaya "What the fuck is this guy's pro8lem?"
[03:22]	<Augment>	"I believe the term is, tripping spheres."
[03:22]	<contraplexGage>	"Where are the ribbons?" Karkat sat, looking at them but obviously not seeing them.
[03:25]	<rampantVriska>	"Ri88ons, what?" She looked at karkat as though he were a gru8 or something, utterly confused, yet, she was pitying the little asshole for once, he must have been totally gone to have hugged her like that, he was the one who had suggested blackrom feelings in the first place, vriska had, not liked him, to say the least but this, she HAD to have fun with this.
[03:26]	<contraplexGage>	"To be pretty!" Karkat grinned. He looks like he could pass out at any time.
[03:33]	<rampantVriska>	"You... want... to 8e... pretty?!" Vriska can't even BEGIN to control her laughter. "Oh my gog Kanaya, we haaaaaaaave to get him ri88ons, I neeeeeeeed to put ri88ons in his hair so we can take pictures and laugh and 8lackmail him l8er!"
[03:33]	<contraplexGage>	"Ribbons?" He asked, looking at them hopefully.
[03:35]	<Augment>	"Right. Him. Got it!" She sat the ihusk on a nearby table and ran off to the fashion area, which was of course... small.
[03:37]	<rampantVriska>	Vriska Kneeled down next to Karkat, and poked his head. "Hey you! You in there? Kanaya's going to get you some pretty ri88ons and then we're going to put them in your hair and take pictures of you to 8lackmail you with, okaaaaaaaay?"
[03:37]	<contraplexGage>	"Yay! Then Sollux will think I am pretty and we will fill a mill-" He's not quite THAT high, and clamps a hand over his mouth before he can talk about filling a million buckets in a castle that floats in the sky.
[03:39]	<Augment>	That went through the area with ease, and they could hear Kanaya breaking down in laughter behind the shelves.
[03:40]	<rampantVriska>	Vriska picked up Kanaya's iHusk that SHE had bought her as a gift and aimed it, unobtrusively, at him. "Fill what with Sollux? Come on, you can tell your 8est friend rasp8erry jelly, can't yoooooooou?"
[03:41]	<contraplexGage>	"Nnnnnnnnoooo then he'd get mad and the hurty rainbows will come back." Karkat looks infinitely sad when he says that.
[03:42]	<Augment>	Kan showed back up, still snickering, crying from the halarity of it all, and threw two dozen ribbons of various colors at his face.
[03:43]	<rampantVriska>	"No, no, no, I promise, he won't use the hurty rain8ows, I can stop him, remem8er?" She smiles, recalling the tiny 8it of pride she'd felt, turning Aradia to ashes. When the ribbons hit his face it's just too much. "Oh my gog thank you Kan, this is going to be 8eautiful!"
[03:44]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat blinks and then grins, hugging the ribbons. He's totally fucking distracted by them.
[03:46]	<rampantVriska>	"Come on, Karkat, if you waaaaaaaant me to help you with the ri88ons you need to tell me what you want to do with sollux, I can stop the hurty rain8ows, remem8er?" She turns 8ack to Kanaya "What the hell happened to him, is this even the real Karkat?"
[03:48]	<Augment>	"Looks like it. If it isn't then there's nothing we can lose from it."
[03:49]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat blinks at them blankly. "Huh?"
[03:51]	<rampantVriska>	"Karkat, hey, hey!" Vriska slaps him again and gets in his face. "What do you want to fill with sollux, don't 8e scared of the hurty rain8ows, now, tell meeeeeeee!" She is still watching him with the iHusk, just hoping that he'll say what she's hoping he will.
[03:52]	<contraplexGage>	Karkat blinks. "Who's Sollux?"
[03:57]	<rampantVriska>	"Oh... oh my gog? Sollux, you forgot sollux!? I'm so glad I got this on camera, I'm posting this everywhere, I cannot w8 to see the response I get from captor, what do you think, should we stick the ri88ons in his hair or just leave him to his own devices, Kanaya?" She turns and smiles, VERY happily at her.
[03:58]	<Augment>	"Hehehehehe!" She's sitting on the ground, doubled over in laughter. "Put the ribbons on.... hehehehehe!"