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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hazbin general #784, Mothpimp Edition
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- It was confirmed that Alastor would happily make fun of people suffering from social anxiety or agoraphobia.
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- >Baxter has both
- >Alastor very literally forces him to come to an old time gala at Rosie's garden
- >Like, summons a tentacle portal and physically drags him into the car taking them there
- >Has his shadow minions on patrol outside to make sure he can't sneak away
- >It's a full-on jazz era soiree
- >There's no TV or projector or anything like that
- >The main entertainment is:
- >1. Dancing
- >Baxter obviously doesn't know anyone there, but Alastor is eager to introduce him to everyone and remind them that the little fishboi is an eligible bachelor
- >2. Conversation with the other guests
- >Alastor "calls him over" (teleports him across the room) and ropes him into just about any conversation he can find can find an excuse to do so
- >Baxter experiences a series of elaborate heart attacks throughout the evening
- >Alastor thinks its funny
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- Why would this be a bad thing? It's basically exposure therapy,
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- That's exactly how he sold Charlie on the idea. She's back at the hotel eating ice cream and watching Dias De Nuestras Noches with Vaggie all like.
- >It's so great that Alastor is starting to take an active role in helping the other guests
- >I knew all his talk about just wanting to laugh at other demons' failures was just a disguise
- >He and Baxter are going to get along great, they lived right at the same time
- >Aren't they two decades apart, Babe?
- >Oh please that's the blink of an eye, they're practically time-brothers~
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