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  1. 5 18 01:05:31 <Cleff> (So setting... the past then?)
  2. 5 18 01:05:51 <Cleff> (Cleff is friends with celebi after all.)
  3. 5 18 01:06:41 <Bruce> (Bruce punched himself in the face when he was a child <:3)
  4. 5 18 01:06:55 <August_n_Friends> (It's true)
  5. 5 18 01:07:05 <Cleff> (Or rather... bruce's present?)
  6. 5 18 01:07:08 <Cleff> (That cool? :3)
  7. 5 18 01:07:17 <Bruce> Yeah
  8. 5 18 01:07:32 <August_n_Friends> (Oh wait, you're Damien. You know how that went down.)
  9. 5 18 01:07:45 <Cleff> (:P)
  10. 5 18 01:08:22  Bruce sits looking a little glum over his remaining flasks, the six pokemon standing around
  11. 5 18 01:08:58  Cleff wanders around with Kazumi on her shoulder. "Geez... this assignment blows. Everyone has all these strict morals here and I can't find that thing..."
  12. 5 18 01:09:13 <August_n_Friends> So yeah, Setting: The wilderness. Bruce having wandered off from the group to... train or something I guess.
  13. 5 18 01:09:25 <Cleff> "You there, Earth Human Male?"
  14. 5 18 01:09:31  Bruce looks over at the voice, "What."
  15. 5 18 01:09:33  August_n_Friends sit around.
  16. 5 18 01:09:56 <Cleff> "Can you tell me what year it is?"
  17. 5 18 01:10:05 <Bruce> "18XX"
  18. 5 18 01:10:13 <Bruce> "You as drunk as I wish I was?"
  19. 5 18 01:10:37 <Cleff> "Wait, are you saying it's okay for me to get drunk here and nobody will pay attention?"
  20. 5 18 01:11:00 <Bruce> "P'bably not, friend got hung for being drunk inn public."
  21. 5 18 01:11:12 <Cleff> D:
  22. 5 18 01:11:21 <August_n_Friends> <Those were extenuating circumstances, to be fair.>
  23. 5 18 01:11:26 <Cleff> "What a terrible time I've fallen into..."
  24. 5 18 01:11:33 <Cleff> "But... I hate hangovers so much. I don't like drinking with this body anyway."
  25. 5 18 01:11:35 <Bruce> "Like what, the mayor was a piece of shit."
  26. 5 18 01:11:40 <August_n_Friends> <They intended to pin it on you guys, from what I hear.>
  27. 5 18 01:11:57 <August_n_Friends> <I wasn't there yet after all. I don't know.>
  28. 5 18 01:12:11 <Bruce> "Hrmph, shoulda killed him."
  29. 5 18 01:12:26 <Cleff> "Oh, can we kill people without people caring about it here too?"
  30. 5 18 01:12:52  Bruce laughs, "What happened to you? Down some injun medicine?"
  31. 5 18 01:13:04 <Bruce> "Course they care, too much if you ask me."
  32. 5 18 01:13:16 <Cleff> "I stopped drinking things from engines a long time ago, Mister."
  33. 5 18 01:13:31 <Cleff> "All these rules suck."
  34. 5 18 01:13:51 <Bruce> "I might have to agree with that, still can't figure out what they want."
  35. 5 18 01:14:06 <August_n_Friends> Augustus the Alakazam is leaned against the tree, <...>
  36. 5 18 01:14:18 <Cleff> "What who wants?"
  37. 5 18 01:14:33 <August_n_Friends> (Damn, I can't make a "Not in Kansas anymore" joke yet)
  38. 5 18 01:14:45 <August_n_Friends> (Wizard of Oz hasn't entered popular culture)
  39. 5 18 01:14:50 <Cleff> (since when has augustus cared about that?)
  40. 5 18 01:14:57 <Cleff> (He uses anachronisms all the time)
  41. 5 18 01:15:03 <Cleff> (he picks them up from celebi.)
  42. 5 18 01:15:11 <Bruce> "What Xatu and Murkrow want, but you don't know them anyway."
  43. 5 18 01:15:16 <Bruce> "And what's with the..."
  44. 5 18 01:15:18 <August_n_Friends> (True, but I'm being consistent this one time :P)
  45. 5 18 01:15:20 <Bruce> He motions at her in general
  46. 5 18 01:15:24 <Bruce> "The everythin'."
  47. 5 18 01:15:45 <Cleff> "My name's Cleff. I'm an Alien."
  48. 5 18 01:15:52 <Cleff> "And this is my sister, Kazumi."
  49. 5 18 01:16:00  Cleff motions to a shiny clefairy in a spacesuit.
  50. 5 18 01:16:03 <Bruce> "Bruce, I'm scottish."
  51. 5 18 01:16:12  Bruce dismisses it as someplace he's never heard before
  52. 5 18 01:16:23 <August_n_Friends> Augustus appears to furrow his brow, <Bonehead, did you feed ME somethin' when I wasn't lookin'?>
  53. 5 18 01:16:40 <Cleff> "You're a pretty interesting pokemon..."
  54. 5 18 01:16:42 <Bruce> "Scottie, Eil, August, Criosaidh, Kelleigh, and Jet."
  55. 5 18 01:16:54 <August_n_Friends> (Hey Cleff, do you have Voltorb Flip?)
  56. 5 18 01:16:58 <Cleff> (I do not)
  57. 5 18 01:17:05 <August_n_Friends> (okay :B)
  58. 5 18 01:17:10 <Bruce> "August, you don't let me touch your food since I wanted to see if you could handle peppers."
  59. 5 18 01:17:37 <August_n_Friends> <Damn straight, but this broad's head is all wacky.>
  60. 5 18 01:17:40 <Bruce> (noncanon)
  61. 5 18 01:17:42 <Cleff> "Hey, would you like to meet my friends?"
  62. 5 18 01:17:59 <Bruce> "Wacky like how, like worse than normal wacky?"
  63. 5 18 01:18:02  Cleff digs out a bunch of pokeballs from her bag and lets them out.
  64. 5 18 01:18:12 <August_n_Friends> <Wacky like... urgh.>
  65. 5 18 01:18:14 <Bruce> "Because you said that Ed was screwed up, and it wasn't that bad." :I
  66. 5 18 01:18:24 <August_n_Friends> <Something like Miranda after a joyride.>
  67. 5 18 01:18:51 <Bruce> "Great. Hopefully she doesn't bring along that stupid ugly purple thing."
  68. 5 18 01:18:58  August_n_Friends watch as Cleff lets out the pokeballs.
  69. 5 18 01:19:05 <Cleff> A Black and Yellow Beeheyem, a Joltik, a Blue-Eyed Lunatone, a Blue-furred Zorua, an Eevee with half-moon markings, a metal staryu, and a 3 winged togetic
  70. 5 18 01:19:29 <Bruce> (How the fuck does three wings work)
  71. 5 18 01:19:40 <Cleff> (Genesect is how it works)
  72. 5 18 01:20:01 <Bruce> (Genesect doesn't have wings)
  73. 5 18 01:20:17 <Cleff> (it does when its typing is donut steel)
  74. 5 18 01:20:25 <Bruce> (hahaha)
  75. 5 18 01:21:16 <Cleff> "What do you think?"
  76. 5 18 01:22:03  Bruce looks at the togetic and furrows his brow
  77. 5 18 01:22:16  Cleff looks at the togetic and looks back at Bruce.
  78. 5 18 01:22:22 <Cleff> "Do you have a problem with my daughter, Sir?"
  79. 5 18 01:22:24 <Cleff> :I
  80. 5 18 01:22:32 <Bruce> "How does it even fly."
  81. 5 18 01:22:43 <Cleff> "With its 3 wings."
  82. 5 18 01:22:44 <Cleff> "Duh."
  83. 5 18 01:22:51 <August_n_Friends> August seems interested in the Beeheeyem.
  84. 5 18 01:23:00  Bruce starts to say something, "You know, ok."
  85. 5 18 01:23:27 <August_n_Friends> <'lo. Never seen the like of you around here before.>
  86. 5 18 01:23:36 <Cleff> <Hello. I find your moustache to be a very interesting facial characteristic.>
  87. 5 18 01:23:55 <Bruce> (Beard)
  88. 5 18 01:24:04  August_n_Friends has a beard too :B
  89. 5 18 01:24:46 <Cleff> <The beard is also an auspicious sight. I do not believe your species normally maintains that amount of facial hair.>
  90. 5 18 01:24:56 <August_n_Friends> <Well, I never turn down a complement.> he strokes the beard on his chin.
  91. 5 18 01:25:10  Bruce tugs at his beard slightly with his one arm, "Well, I don't suppose you have anything to do with that asshole Damascus."
  92. 5 18 01:25:37 <Cleff> "Depends... is he from Team rocket? Not the good one that I'm from but the bad fakey one that Giovanni is from."
  93. 5 18 01:26:02 <August_n_Friends> <Maybe I'm just special.>
  94. 5 18 01:26:18 <Bruce> "Rocket?"
  95. 5 18 01:26:21 <August_n_Friends> <Anyway, what exactly ARE you supposed to be, browncoat?>
  96. 5 18 01:26:38 <Cleff> (she's not brown. She's black and Yellow. Typeshifted Beheeyem with gunbuster colors)
  97. 5 18 01:26:48  Bruce shrugs, "Never heard of you, or Giovanni."
  98. 5 18 01:26:53 <August_n_Friends> (Oh, okay)
  99. 5 18 01:27:17 <August_n_Friends> Lets just say *Trenchcoat instead
  100. 5 18 01:27:47 <August_n_Friends> Or *longcoat
  101. 5 18 01:27:57 <August_n_Friends> (Whichever is perioder :3)
  102. 5 18 01:28:11 <Cleff> <My name is Jung. I am cleff's friend and I enjoy many hobbies which have not been invented yet such as watching animated cartoons with Cleff and not catching polio.>
  103. 5 18 01:28:45 <Cleff> "Well, I don't know this Damasscus guy."
  104. 5 18 01:29:07 <Bruce> "Well you're obviously missing out, he's one of the most stunning pieces of shit I've ever seen."
  105. 5 18 01:29:12  Bruce spits in the dirt
  106. 5 18 01:29:26 <Cleff> "Well good for you, Team Rocket specializes in beating those kinds of people up now."
  107. 5 18 01:29:43 <August_n_Friends> <Wait, they cure Polio?>
  108. 5 18 01:29:52 <Cleff> "Like this one guy who was this preacher dude that had a weird glove that controlled an entire town."
  109. 5 18 01:30:01 <August_n_Friends> <Don't suppose you've got the formula for the cure just lying around do you?>
  110. 5 18 01:30:03 <Cleff> <I apologize. I should have warned you about potential spoilers.>
  111. 5 18 01:30:14  Bruce focuses and brings his right arm into being as red flames, "Don't need some team to deal with my problems.>
  112. 5 18 01:30:20 <Cleff> :D
  113. 5 18 01:30:23 <Bruce> (Left arm)
  114. 5 18 01:30:25 <Cleff> "Oooh that's cool! How did you do that."
  115. 5 18 01:30:33 <Cleff> "Do you have a Well Power too?"
  116. 5 18 01:30:38 <Cleff> "But... I can't sense it."
  117. 5 18 01:30:40 <Bruce> "Aura apprently."
  118. 5 18 01:31:17  Bruce looks at Cleff's aura
  119. 5 18 01:31:22  Cleff turns into a personal space invader and gets up close to Bruce, "That's so coooool! Are you from space too? Huh? Are you?"
  120. 5 18 01:31:40  Bruce leans back, "I said I'm from Scotland."
  121. 5 18 01:31:41 <Cleff> (I can't remember what he said cleff's aura was. Peach maybe?)
  122. 5 18 01:31:47 <Cleff> "Is Scotland in space?"
  123. 5 18 01:31:56 <Bruce> "No, it's- what?"
  124. 5 18 01:32:02 <August_n_Friends> <So... what's with your human?>
  125. 5 18 01:32:16 <Cleff> <She is not a human. She is an Alien.>
  126. 5 18 01:33:25 <August_n_Friends> <Okay, so where is she from? Mexico? Canada?>
  127. 5 18 01:33:38 <Cleff> <Space.>
  128. 5 18 01:33:48 <Bruce> "Scotland is north of tha brits, not sure how you missed that."
  129. 5 18 01:34:03 <Cleff> "What's brits"
  130. 5 18 01:35:08 <August_n_Friends> <Sooooo...>
  131. 5 18 01:35:16 <Bruce> "The British isles, the british, the bloody crown."
  132. 5 18 01:35:18 <August_n_Friends> Augustus points upwards.
  133. 5 18 01:35:38 <Cleff> <That is the general direction of space, yes.>
  134. 5 18 01:35:49 <Cleff> "Why would you want to wear a crown if it was bloody?"
  135. 5 18 01:36:25 <August_n_Friends> <Huh...>
  136. 5 18 01:36:30 <August_n_Friends> <Which planet?>
  137. 5 18 01:37:15 <Cleff> <I am not sure about the specifics, but I believe it is the moon.>
  138. 5 18 01:37:45 <Cleff> "Anyway hey Mr. Bruce, I wanna be inside you, okay?"
  139. 5 18 01:38:01 <August_n_Friends> <The moon? The moon ain't a plane-Wait, what did she say?>
  140. 5 18 01:38:38 <Bruce> "W-w-WHAT
  141. 5 18 01:38:47 <Cleff> "Come on, let me use your body."
  142. 5 18 01:38:50  Bruce stands up to his full height 6'4"
  143. 5 18 01:38:53 <Cleff> "Pleeeease?" :3
  144. 5 18 01:38:53 <Bruce> "What?!"
  145. 5 18 01:39:01  Cleff is 4'10"
  146. 5 18 01:40:04 <Bruce> "You want to what?"
  147. 5 18 01:40:13 <Cleff> "Let me join my body with yours!"
  148. 5 18 01:40:30 <Cleff> "Then I can learn how to do that cool fire trick!"
  149. 5 18 01:40:44 <August_n_Friends> :I
  150. 5 18 01:40:48 <Bruce> "You're can't be older than 14, no!"
  151. 5 18 01:41:33 <Bruce> "I don't even know you!"
  152. 5 18 01:41:53 <Cleff> "Well I thought I'd ask nicely instead of just forcing myself on you!"
  153. 5 18 01:42:04 <August_n_Friends> <Hey, Long coat. Is she like this to everybody?>
  154. 5 18 01:42:21 <Bruce> "WHAT."
  155. 5 18 01:42:55 <Cleff> <Yes. She often has difficulty communicating her desire to occupy the bodies of others with her alien power. Perhaps it is because many are not used to this power that aliens have.>
  156. 5 18 01:43:30 <Cleff> <I have let her join with me many times.>
  157. 5 18 01:43:46 <Cleff> "Quit being such a baby, I'll only be a second!"
  158. 5 18 01:44:11 <Cleff> "Hnnn..."
  159. 5 18 01:44:17 <August_n_Friends> <Alien power? Hell, good ole' fashioned Injuns can do stuff like that.>
  160. 5 18 01:44:20 <Cleff> Bruce's head feels itchy
  161. 5 18 01:44:23 <Bruce> "I'm not going to do that with you, it's wrong!"
  162. 5 18 01:44:25 <August_n_Friends> <And I know they aren't from the moon.>
  163. 5 18 01:44:35 <Bruce> "I'm married! I love another person!"
  164. 5 18 01:44:45 <Cleff> "Oh me too!"
  165. 5 18 01:44:48 <Cleff> "What's she like?" :3
  166. 5 18 01:45:13 <Cleff> "Well I love another person. I'm not married."
  167. 5 18 01:45:16 <Cleff> "She wants to wait."
  168. 5 18 01:45:19 <Cleff> "For a lot of things."
  169. 5 18 01:45:26 <August_n_Friends> <...>
  170. 5 18 01:45:28 <Cleff> "I'm okay with waiting too of course."
  171. 5 18 01:45:30 <August_n_Friends> <Hoo boy...>
  172. 5 18 01:45:49 <Bruce> "I- they're not the same person..."
  173. 5 18 01:45:55 <Cleff> "Ooh."
  174. 5 18 01:46:04 <Cleff> "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
  175. 5 18 01:46:20  Bruce clenches his fist, "Who the hell is Jerry, would you be quiet already!"
  176. 5 18 01:46:28 <Cleff> "You'll find out one day."
  177. 5 18 01:46:32 <Cleff> "... he will, won't he Jung?"
  178. 5 18 01:46:37 <Cleff> <No. That is unlikely.>
  179. 5 18 01:46:40 <Cleff> "Nevermind then."
  180. 5 18 01:46:47 <August_n_Friends> :I?
  181. 5 18 01:47:09 <August_n_Friends> Augustus clears his mental throat, <A-hem.>
  182. 5 18 01:47:13 <August_n_Friends> <Bruce.>
  183. 5 18 01:47:29 <August_n_Friends> <She's not asking what you think she's asking.>
  184. 5 18 01:47:48 <Bruce> <What the hell?>
  185. 5 18 01:47:49 <August_n_Friends> <She's asking something MUCH weirder.>
  186. 5 18 01:48:33 <August_n_Friends> <She wants to... apparently... take over your body and use it as if she was you. Like a puppet on strings.>
  187. 5 18 01:48:34 <Bruce> <WHAT?>
  188. 5 18 01:48:43 <August_n_Friends> <Soooo, yeah.>
  189. 5 18 01:48:48  Bruce looks at her in disgust, "WHAT?!"
  190. 5 18 01:48:51 <August_n_Friends> <Now that we're all on the same page here.>
  191. 5 18 01:48:58 <Cleff> "Hey, that's not true!"
  192. 5 18 01:49:18 <Cleff> "I want to use your body like a person in a bigger person. Or a robot."
  193. 5 18 01:49:28 <August_n_Friends> <What's a robot?>
  194. 5 18 01:49:55 <Cleff> "It's like a person made out of metal that shoots beams and flies around. So kind of like what Jung is."
  195. 5 18 01:50:09 <Cleff> "Except they have to be controlled and they don't think on their own."
  196. 5 18 01:50:27 <Cleff> "Unless they're Nono. Not you Nono, the other nono."
  197. 5 18 01:50:40  Bruce just stares
  198. 5 18 01:50:50 <August_n_Friends> Augustus joins in the staring.
  199. 5 18 01:50:54 <Cleff> "I'll just be in there a second and be right out. Promise."
  200. 5 18 01:51:01 <Cleff> "I won't even use it to get drunk and leave you with the hangover."
  201. 5 18 01:52:28 <Cleff> "Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
  202. 5 18 01:52:52 <August_n_Friends> <Is everyone like her in the future, Jung?>
  203. 5 18 01:53:14 <Cleff> <No.>
  204. 5 18 01:53:25 <Cleff> <Everyone is bizzare in their own unique and special way.>
  205. 5 18 01:53:55 <Bruce> "Why can't you be you? Why do you want to be me?"
  206. 5 18 01:54:07 <Cleff> "I'll still be me and you'll still be you."
  207. 5 18 01:54:16 <Cleff> "But when I leave I can borrow your strength. And that trick you can do."
  208. 5 18 01:54:16 <Bruce> "I've made myself into what I am, it's me."
  209. 5 18 01:54:31 <August_n_Friends> <Oh well so pretty much like the present then.>
  210. 5 18 01:54:35 <Bruce> "You want your arm ripped off too?"
  211. 5 18 01:55:03 <Cleff> "Um... no thank you I'd just like to enter you."
  212. 5 18 01:55:05  Bruce glares, "You want to have your friends almost dragged off to get killed by some creep with no face?"
  213. 5 18 01:55:25 <Bruce> "I am the only one to live my life. And I'll take the bad, and the good."
  214. 5 18 01:55:31 <Cleff> "You're making a pretty big deal about this."
  215. 5 18 01:55:38 <Bruce> "It IS A BIG DEAL."
  216. 5 18 01:55:58 <Cleff> "No it's not! All I'm doing is borrowing your body for a little bit. Your SOUL is what makes you you."
  217. 5 18 01:56:34 <Bruce> "Don't preach to me about my soul, the past two preachers have tried to kill me."
  218. 5 18 01:56:56 <Cleff> "Yeah, preachers tried to kill my friends too."
  219. 5 18 01:57:06 <Cleff> "But preachers do that. They go crazy and start setting things on fire."
  220. 5 18 01:57:06 <August_n_Friends> <It's true. It's amazing humans have any religion left.>
  221. 5 18 01:57:33 <Cleff> <It seems very little changes in that regard.>
  222. 5 18 01:58:20 <Cleff> "What if I let you use my body in return?"
  223. 5 18 01:58:39 <Cleff> "You can even borrow some of my powers when we swap back as a gift."
  224. 5 18 01:58:41  Bruce sits back down rubbing his head with his right arm, "What in hells name. What the- that- "
  225. 5 18 01:58:55 <Cleff> "It's my special power~"
  226. 5 18 01:59:13 <August_n_Friends> <So, Jung, can't you explain to you human... to your Alien... just how strange she sounds to other people?>
  227. 5 18 01:59:16 <Cleff> "I can change around bodies if someone gives me permission. Though I don't need permission to just take over most people's bodies."
  228. 5 18 01:59:18 <Bruce> "August, am I still..."
  229. 5 18 01:59:23 <August_n_Friends> <Especially to people from 18XX>
  230. 5 18 01:59:41 <August_n_Friends> <Bruce, you're still.>
  231. 5 18 01:59:50 <August_n_Friends> <Don't worry, you're still still.>
  232. 5 18 02:00:07 <Bruce> "So what you want to do... is to use my body like a puppet and change it around. Gettin' this right?"
  233. 5 18 02:00:18 <Cleff> <She wishes to temporarily trade their minds from one body to another, and then return them to their rightful place.>
  234. 5 18 02:01:17  Bruce takes a flask and starts to down it
  235. 5 18 02:01:48 <August_n_Friends> <Well, I know that, but these are simple, stupid folks. Bruce has trouble grasping a fork for his morning breakfast, how do you think he'll take a concept like body-swapping?>
  236. 5 18 02:02:27 <Cleff> "Okay okay fine."
  237. 5 18 02:02:32 <Cleff> "Here, look."
  238. 5 18 02:02:39  Cleff puts down 2 cups and drops pebbles in them.
  239. 5 18 02:02:50 <Cleff> "Let's say this pebble is you and this cup is your body."
  240. 5 18 02:02:56 <Cleff> "And this pebble is me and this cup is my body."
  241. 5 18 02:03:01 <Bruce> "I get what you're saying, I just-"
  242. 5 18 02:03:03 <Cleff> "So then I do this."
  243. 5 18 02:03:06  Cleff swaps the pebbles.
  244. 5 18 02:03:09 <Cleff> "Then right back."
  245. 5 18 02:03:12  Cleff swaps back.
  246. 5 18 02:03:17 <Cleff> "Just like that. Simple right?"
  247. 5 18 02:03:45 <Bruce> "August, am I about to do somethin' stupid?"
  248. 5 18 02:04:42 <August_n_Friends> <What? Trade bodies with a strange woman who says she's from the future and claims she's from the moon who considers a Clefairy her sister and a Togetic with three wings her daughter?>
  249. 5 18 02:04:52 <August_n_Friends> <All in a day's work...>
  250. 5 18 02:05:26 <August_n_Friends> <... Translation: yes, this is very stupid.>
  251. 5 18 02:06:00 <Cleff> Cleff beams to Augustus's mind directly, <Well of course nono's adopted but I'm not gonna just SAY THAT right in front of her because that's RUDE and would hurt her feelings.>
  252. 5 18 02:38:29 <Bruce> [04:06] * Bruce finishes the flask, "Hell, more entertaining than doing yoga."
  253. 5 18 02:38:30 <Bruce> [04:06] <Bruce> "Sure. Go on."
  254. 5 18 02:38:31 <Bruce> [04:06] * Bruce stands up and closes his eyes
  255. 5 18 02:38:42 <Cleff> "Okay then."
  256. 5 18 02:38:49  Cleff BODY SWAPS
  257. 5 18 02:38:58  Cleff is now inside bruce's body looking at herself, and vice versa.
  258. 5 18 02:39:07 <Cleff> "Pretty trippy, huh?"
  259. 5 18 02:39:22  Bruce nearly trips over h-herself?
  260. 5 18 02:39:37 <Bruce> "What the hell, why am I so huge."
  261. 5 18 02:39:40  Bruce looks up
  262. 5 18 02:39:47 <Cleff> "Because you've got huge guts."
  263. 5 18 02:39:52 <Cleff> "Or maybe it's the other way around."
  264. 5 18 02:40:11  Bruce puts a hand to his throat, "My voice."
  265. 5 18 02:40:44 <Cleff> "Yep, feels weird bein' someone else doesn't it? I still always like bein' myself best."
  266. 5 18 02:41:46 <Bruce> "I- damn, give me my flasks."
  267. 5 18 02:42:00  Bruce hurries over awkwardly, trying to reach up at the bandoleer that holds the flasks
  268. 5 18 02:42:02 <Cleff> "Oh no you don't. You're not getting my body drunk and stickin' me with the hangover."
  269. 5 18 02:42:07  Cleff holds them out of reach.
  270. 5 18 02:42:37 <Bruce> "That's not funneh, those're mine!"
  271. 5 18 02:42:55  Bruce punches ineffectively at his own body's leg
  272. 5 18 02:43:01 <Cleff> "Allright, I'll just let you back in your own body, okay?"
  273. 5 18 02:43:43 <Bruce> "Fight me!"
  274. 5 18 02:43:50 <Cleff> "Fight you?"
  275. 5 18 02:44:04 <Bruce> "I've always wanted to fight myself, and that ditto didn't count, I was too drunk then."
  276. 5 18 02:44:39 <Cleff> "I'm gonna win. You don't know how to fight with that body."
  277. 5 18 03:02:25  Bruce grumbles and walks a little bit away, "August, would you tell them that I can handle something a bit bigger than me?"
  278. 5 18 03:02:45 <Cleff> "I'm not gonna beat up my own body." :I
  279. 5 18 03:02:57 <KamenWriter> <You could when you're... yourself.>
  280. 5 18 03:03:05 <Bruce> (Which this is probably really funny from an outside point of view, considering the voices would be switched)
  281. 5 18 03:03:10 <KamenWriter> <I honestly don't know when you're like this.>
  282. 5 18 03:03:18 <Bruce> "I'll beat up MY own body, don't know why you're hesitant to."
  283. 5 18 03:03:28 <Cleff> "Is he always like this?"
  284. 5 18 03:03:42 <KamenWriter> <yes.>
  285. 5 18 03:03:52 <KamenWriter> <Yes he is.>
  286. 5 18 03:04:02 <Cleff> "Right... now I remember why I don't like using this power too much. It gets confusing."
  287. 5 18 03:04:10 <Cleff> "Okay, time's up. Like I said, we switch right back."
  288. 5 18 03:04:15  Cleff swaps their bodies back!
  289. 5 18 03:04:20 <Cleff> (What's bruce stealing?)
  290. 5 18 03:04:37 <KamenWriter> (Bruce gets to steal some stat mods, and stats?)
  291. 5 18 03:04:46 <Cleff> (3 feats and 1 stat mod)
  292. 5 18 03:04:54 <Bruce> (The only stat that's higher than mine, WIS)
  293. 5 18 03:05:00 <Cleff> (I'm stealing his fire ice and lightning arms features and his strength)
  294. 5 18 03:05:12  Cleff makes her arm go all fiery.
  295. 5 18 03:05:16 <Cleff> "Ooh! That's cool."
  296. 5 18 03:05:35  Bruce turns it to the ghost, "Hrmph."
  297. 5 18 03:05:57 <Cleff> "Hmph. I can't borrow too much at one time."
  298. 5 18 03:06:05 <Cleff> "Anyway what were you saying earlier?"
  299. 5 18 03:06:11 <Cleff> "About you having girl problems?"
  300. 5 18 03:07:47  Bruce rubs at his nose, "You said that that ability allows you to borrow a bit of that persons capabilities, correct?"
  301. 5 18 03:07:57 <Cleff> "Right."
  302. 5 18 03:08:15 <KamenWriter> Augustus goggles at Bruce for a second, <...woah.>
  303. 5 18 03:08:28 <KamenWriter> <Something's different.>
  304. 5 18 03:08:45 <Bruce> "Well for me to gain such a clear mentally capacity, you can't be the most dull tool in the shed."
  305. 5 18 03:08:58 <Bruce> "And yes August, but it probably won't last, so don't act so disappointed."
  306. 5 18 03:09:29 <Cleff> "Lasts for a while actually. About a day."
  307. 5 18 03:09:55 <Cleff> "And you're pretty strong." :D
  308. 5 18 03:11:52 <Bruce> "While they assumed something terrible had happened to me."
  309. 5 18 03:11:56 <Bruce> [05:10] * Bruce sits and chuckles, "I heard this story second hand from August actually, who read the mind of Scottie, who hadn't thought anything of it."
  310. 5 18 03:11:58 <Bruce> [05:11] <Bruce> "Coming out of being thrown out of town drunk I stumbled into an indian village, whereas I somehow managed to stay drunk with their help for near a week, and managed to either stumble or woo my way into bed with the chief's sister. Scottie who had been looking for me finally found me the night after this occurred. So he took me and wandered off. I woke up, with a terrible...
  311. 5 18 03:11:59 <Bruce> ...hangover and no...
  312. 5 18 03:12:01 <Bruce> [05:11] <Bruce> ...recollection so I went on my way."
  313. 5 18 03:12:13 * You are now known as Cleff2
  314. 5 18 03:12:27  Cleff has quit (Ping timeout)
  315. 5 18 03:12:45 * You are now known as Cleff
  316. 5 18 03:12:48 <Bruce> "A few months ago we ran into the same tribe while traveling back west across the continent, and I found the man with whom I had become brother in law to."
  317. 5 18 03:13:08 <Bruce> "We found out that I was married and continued on with our journey, or quest, rather."
  318. 5 18 03:13:30 <Cleff> "Wow."
  319. 5 18 03:13:34 <Bruce> "Recently, the person I had become rather good friends with, best friends, only friend actually."
  320. 5 18 03:14:11 <Bruce> "Asked me to go and accompany his lady cousin for an afternoon as he had business to attend to."
  321. 5 18 03:14:36  Cleff nods...
  322. 5 18 03:15:01 <Bruce> "I do, and it went rather well, she ended up actually nearly confessing love for me, which confused me to no end, as I had never met her before that day, besides when we were at the circus performing as a favor to the ringmaster."
  323. 5 18 03:15:53 <Bruce> "But that's besides the point, the woman then went on to explain that it was in fact the young man I had become friends with, and begun to harbor what I thought were wrong feelings."
  324. 5 18 03:16:42 <Bruce> "So I end up with my closest friend confessing to me, confiding in me the most carefully kept secret he, she had, and that she loved me."
  325. 5 18 03:17:05 <Cleff> "Wow... so your best friend confessed to you too?"
  326. 5 18 03:17:08 <Bruce> "The woman I am married to and her brother in fact already knew this, as they are both psychic."
  327. 5 18 03:17:29 <Bruce> "And had in fact alluded to it in a letter that escaped my mental grasp as you can tell."
  328. 5 18 03:18:14 <Cleff> "Sounds like you gotta get a divorce then... I hope she doesn't end up with half your stuff."
  329. 5 18 03:19:29 <Bruce> "My stuff includes the clothes on my back, my rifle, and seventeen cents."
  330. 5 18 03:19:37 <Cleff> "What about your flasks?"
  331. 5 18 03:19:54 <Bruce> "Just as important as my clothes, I count them as the same."
  332. 5 18 03:20:28 <Cleff> "Well it's too bad you gotta do that to her, but as long as you're happy with your best friend, that's good."
  333. 5 18 03:20:30 <Cleff> "As for me..."
  334. 5 18 03:21:07 <Cleff> "Well... the person I'm in love with got murdered for no reason by this shapeshifter girl. Then she trapped her soul inside an orb, which I managed to take back from her."
  335. 5 18 03:21:44 <Cleff> "She used to be my best friend, and that girl murdered her and all she got was jail for it."
  336. 5 18 03:21:54 <Cleff> "And she keeps breaking out too so it's not like it's a punishment."
  337. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Bruce> "Why don't you kill her?"
  338. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Bruce> "It sounds fairly simple to me."
  339. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "I wanted to but it'd probably mess with my other friend's head."
  340. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "Because for some reason she keeps trying to defend what that shapeshifter girl did."
  341. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Bruce> "Why? Does she empathize with the shapeshifter for some reason?"
  342. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "I dunno, they did some kind of psychic mind reading thing and now she trusts her."
  343. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Bruce> "So she is siding with her instead of your friend who was murdered for no reason?"
  344. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "Maybe... I dunno."
  345. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "She kind of seemed like she was reconsidering after I let her read my mind."
  346. May 27 01:01:07 <Cleff> <Cleff> "But anyway later on halloween I was trying to contact space and I ended up having to kill this mutant space virus legendary pokemon."
  347. May 27 01:01:29 <Bruce> "Oh ok."
  348. May 27 01:01:34  Bruce doesn't even flinch at that
  349. May 27 01:01:45 <Bruce> (is this later on after the whole west thing?)
  350. May 27 01:01:58 <Cleff> (after what whole west thing?)
  351. May 27 01:02:26 <Bruce> (Ed coming out of the mens room)
  352. May 27 01:02:39 <Bruce> (or wait, this was after that anyway)
  353. May 27 01:02:41 <Bruce> (Kidding)
  354. May 27 01:02:43 <Cleff> (Yeah.)
  355. May 27 01:02:54 <Bruce> (I was thinking Sam x CLeff)
  356. May 27 01:03:31 <Cleff> "So then I took the soul orb that echo gave me that doodles was trapped in
  357. May 27 01:03:56 <Cleff> "And I took out its core, and jammed the soul orb in there so I could bring it back to life with the soul of my best friend Doodles."
  358. May 27 01:04:12 <Bruce> "That's sorta...."
  359. May 27 01:05:43 <Cleff> "Yeah."
  360. May 27 01:06:24 <Cleff> "I was scared it wouldn't work... but I had to believe it would. I wasn't gonna lose her again."
  361. May 27 01:06:31 <Cleff> "And... well it did."
  362. May 27 01:07:18 <Cleff> "So now she's a super awesome space virus legendary pokemon. And she even took on a new identity so she could join team rocket again and be my friend."
  363. May 27 01:08:17 <Bruce> "Why'd she even join in the first place, sounds like a dysfunctional lot."
  364. May 27 01:08:36 <Bruce> "My group isn't the most close knit, but we didn't JOIN."
  365. May 27 01:08:54 <Cleff> "Well technically she kind of had to join up to help get out of her gambling debts."
  366. May 27 01:09:06 <Cleff> "But she asked for them to let her back in."
  367. May 27 01:10:27 <Bruce> "Oh, that kind of group."
  368. May 27 01:10:36 <Bruce> "How'd they sucker you in?"
  369. May 27 01:10:41 <Cleff> :I
  370. May 27 01:10:53 <Cleff> "They didn't sucker me in, they asked me to come with them to be an ambassador to earth."
  371. May 27 01:11:14 <Bruce> "Right right, because Space. Have they let you do any official deeds yet?"
  372. May 27 01:11:58 <Cleff> "Official what?"
  373. May 27 01:12:18 <Bruce> "What have you done as ambassador, or are you just running around doing what they want you to?"
  374. May 27 01:12:54 <Cleff> "Well... I'm helping save the world for one thing."
  375. May 27 01:13:04 <Bruce> "From what?"
  376. May 27 01:13:12 <Cleff> "I heard from celebi there's a really really bad future coming. Like everyone dies bad."
  377. May 27 01:13:34 <Bruce> "Huh, well Celebi's a down to earth sort, so that makes sense."
  378. May 27 01:13:36 <Cleff> "So Celebi is helping Team Rocket gather up strength so we can stop it."
  379. May 27 01:15:00 <Cleff> "But I've done a lot of good stuff for them."
  380. May 27 01:15:16 <Cleff> "Like that time I helped a guy break out of prison 'cause this jerk was keeping him there for a crime he didn't commit."
  381. May 27 01:16:14 <Bruce> "Guess ambassadors are different in the future, and wherever you're from."
  382. May 27 01:16:32 <Cleff> "Yeah... I guess I haven't done a lot of really ambassador-y stuff yet."
  383. May 27 01:16:55 <Cleff> "But mostly I'm just learning a lot about earth culture and such."
  384. May 27 01:17:28 <Cleff> "It's fine. I enjoy it a lot."
  385. May 27 01:17:44 <Cleff> "Still... a lot of it gets pretty complicated.
  386. May 27 01:17:56  Cleff flops onto the grass staring up at the sky
  387. May 27 01:18:01 <Bruce> "I enjoyed getting drunk and stumbling around, killing people when it pleased me. Doesn't mean it was right, or I'm happy about it now."
  388. May 27 01:18:32 <Cleff> "Well I don't just kill people when it pleases me, and I usually don't get drunk with this body."
  389. May 27 01:18:59 <Cleff> "We're trying to save the world from getting destroyed."
  390. May 27 01:19:05 <Cleff> "And there was this one time"
  391. May 27 01:19:09 <Bruce> "You know exactly what I mean."
  392. May 27 01:19:21 <Cleff> "This jerk called giovanni showed up with a 50 foot tall nidoking wearing armor"
  393. May 27 01:19:34 <Cleff> "And he tried to destroy the stadium and junk and blow it up"
  394. May 27 01:19:45 <Cleff> "So we beat him up and killed his nidoking."
  395. May 27 01:20:23 <Cleff> "Not like we were trying to do it but he kept pushing it. It really seemed to hate the way he treated it anyway..."
  396. May 27 01:22:36 <Bruce> "And didn't kill him? Or is he someplace too."
  397. May 27 01:23:07 <Cleff> "He was way too fast."
  398. May 27 01:23:21 <Cleff> "He left some electrodes as bombs and ran away."
  399. May 27 01:23:44 <Cleff> "I managed to send one to another dimension, but there were too many..."
  400. May 27 01:25:17 <Cleff> "I think there's still some real big jerks in rocket, but not really the important people."
  401. May 27 01:25:27 <Cleff> "Like this girl that's part of our group..."
  402. May 27 01:26:42  Bruce chuckles
  403. May 27 01:26:53 <Cleff> "What?"
  404. May 27 01:26:55 <Bruce> "Always that one, isn't there?"
  405. May 27 01:27:05 <Cleff> "Hmph."
  406. May 27 01:27:10 <Cleff> "Yeah this one's a real piece of work."
  407. May 27 01:27:15 <Cleff> "She lost one fight to Andromeda."
  408. May 27 01:27:28 <Cleff> "And all of a sudden she starts saying her pokemon are weak. And that she's weak."
  409. May 27 01:27:49 <Cleff> "I don't care if she's weak... but calling her pokemon weak like that is unforgivable."
  410. May 27 01:28:22 <Bruce> "Ugh, people blaming their problems on their friends."
  411. May 27 01:28:38 <Bruce> "Wish I could take a crack at her. Show her who is really the weak one."
  412. May 27 01:28:51 <Cleff> "Yeah, but then she just started acting completely pathetic."
  413. May 27 01:29:09 <Cleff> "Now she just keeps whining so much, URGH she never shuts up!"
  414. May 27 01:29:30 <Bruce> "Why's she there anyway?"
  415. May 27 01:29:38 <Cleff> "I don't know, she was assigned to us."
  416. May 27 01:29:48 <Cleff> "And she just captured this mandibuzz that really hated her for the way she caught it."
  417. May 27 01:30:12 <Cleff> "So I tried to talk to it for her and told her that maybe if she stops acting like such a wuss and stops sucking so hard it'll think about it."
  418. May 27 01:30:58 <Cleff> "So she starts fighting this gym leader, and she ran out of strong pokemon, so that mandibuzz flew down to help her, and halfway through she just started covering her eyes because she thought it was over."
  419. May 27 01:31:39 <Cleff> "And then she starts saying that it should leave 'cause she doesn't deserve it... yeah she's got that part right for sure."
  420. May 27 01:32:41 <Cleff> "And she's all scared of killing people, and just a complete and total wuss. I don't think she'll be cut out for rocket. She might end up betraying us."
  421. May 27 01:32:57  Cleff starts setting her arm on fire.
  422. May 27 01:33:09 <Bruce> "Well living in the west, you don't really take kindly to fearow or mandibuzzes, so I can't really sympathize with it."
  423. May 27 01:33:23 <Cleff> "Well this one was cool. And smart."
  424. May 27 01:33:31 <Cleff> "Way better than that stupid bitch deserves."
  425. May 27 01:33:49 <Cleff> "It's trying to whip her into shape, and she's just acting all ungrateful."
  426. May 27 01:34:12 <Cleff> "My friend is gonna snag it from her in 3 days if she doesn't start proving herself worthy."
  427. May 27 01:34:18 <Cleff> "I just really hope I don't have to kill her."
  428. May 27 01:34:32 <Bruce> "Ha."
  429. May 27 01:34:50 <Cleff> "So who's the one with you?"
  430. May 27 01:35:07 <Bruce> "Honestly?"
  431. May 27 01:35:10 <Bruce> "Probably me."
  432. May 27 01:35:22 <Cleff> "But you seem so big and lovable."
  433. May 27 01:35:29 <Cleff> "Like an ursaring."
  434. May 27 01:35:32 <Bruce> "I know, right?"
  435. May 27 01:35:48  Bruce pulls his shirt down and shows the scars from Paddington
  436. May 27 01:35:51 <Bruce> "Right?"
  437. May 27 01:36:18 <Bruce> "Ursaring my friend has tore me up while I was wallowing in losing my arm while back."
  438. May 27 01:36:29 <Cleff> "Ooh, ouch."
  439. May 27 01:36:57 <Bruce> "Well that was after I had to kill a Throh for dishonoring him."
  440. May 27 01:37:08 <Cleff> "Oh, that's terrible."
  441. May 27 01:37:13 <Cleff> "I hate having to kill pokemon..."
  442. May 27 01:37:27 <Cleff> "I mean, I know it's kill or be killed."
  443. May 27 01:37:32 <Cleff> "That's how I grew up in space."
  444. May 27 01:37:33 <Bruce> "Well apparently he's thankful, because now his ghost is fucking following me around."
  445. May 27 01:37:41 <Bruce> "And he's not pissed off about it."
  446. May 27 01:37:58 <Cleff> "A lot of pokemon thought I look tasty..."
  447. May 27 01:38:00 <Bruce> "Course the guy who trains him acts like it could just be a different one."
  448. May 27 01:38:08  Bruce looks Cleff over
  449. May 27 01:38:12 <Bruce> "Not enough meat."
  450. May 27 01:38:16 <Cleff> :<
  451. May 27 01:38:21 <Cleff> "They're not picky."
  452. May 27 01:38:24 <Bruce> "Haha!"
  453. May 27 01:38:55 <Cleff> "Still, I can get over it. But it's still not fun."
  454. May 27 01:39:02 <Bruce> "Guess not, sharpedos tried to eat the ranger and my friend."
  455. May 27 01:39:06 <Cleff> "We had to kill this gallade once."
  456. May 27 01:39:08 <Bruce> "They were pretty tasty though."
  457. May 27 01:39:23 <Cleff> "Because he saw my friends turn into birds."
  458. May 27 01:39:29 <Bruce> "Gallade....the one with the funny waist right?"
  459. May 27 01:39:32 <Cleff> "Yeah."
  460. May 27 01:39:46 <Cleff> "He was kind of a jerk though."
  461. May 27 01:39:58 <Cleff> "He made fun of this kirlia that was getting picked on."
  462. May 27 01:40:23 <Cleff> "So really, your group hates you?"
  463. May 27 01:40:34 <Bruce> "Wouldn't doubt it, not much redeeming about me."
  464. May 27 01:40:53 <Cleff> "That's not true, you seem big and strong and warm."
  465. May 27 01:40:54 <Bruce> "I yell and make commotion over little things that upset me and cause trouble for the others."
  466. May 27 01:41:04 <Bruce> "Th-"
  467. May 27 01:41:13  Bruce chuckles, "That's what Ed said."
  468. May 27 01:41:21 <Cleff> "Who's Ed?"
  469. May 27 01:41:22  Bruce looks down grinning
  470. May 27 01:42:11 <Bruce> "My friend, the one who was actually a woman. Who I'm surprised doesn't look at me like most people do."
  471. May 27 01:42:34 <Cleff> "How do most people look at you?"
  472. May 27 01:42:55 <Bruce> "Drunk scottish brute, who can't string four words together without looking for a fight."
  473. May 27 01:43:13 <Bruce> "Half right, I can usually get to 6 or 7 without looking for something to fight."
  474. May 27 01:43:53 <Cleff> "Yeah... but sometimes we just have to look at things in a different light."
  475. May 27 01:44:28 <Cleff> "If you take away the drunk part, you're just a tough badass martial artist always looking for a new challenge!"
  476. May 27 01:45:28 <Bruce> "Ha, well if I take away the tough part, I'm completely useless. See?"
  477. May 27 01:46:12 <Cleff> "Still, you can't just let what everyone else thinks about you get you down."
  478. May 27 01:46:24 <Cleff> "If you have people you really love, that's what matters the most."
  479. May 27 01:46:48 <Cleff> "Everyone on earth thinks I'm just some crazy little girl who thinks she's an alien."
  480. May 27 01:47:02 <Bruce> "Won't let anythin' happen to him, and you don't let anythin' happen to your space virus mutant friend."
  481. May 27 01:47:36 <Cleff> "They all think I'm a weirdo with strange mystical powers that they don't understand."
  482. May 27 01:47:56 <Bruce> ( http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1306451466883.gif )
  483. May 27 01:48:07 <Bruce> "I'm a Warlock."
  484. May 27 01:48:19  Bruce lights his arm up as well
  485. May 27 01:48:44  Cleff grins, "Yeah, it's cool."
  486. May 27 01:50:34 <Cleff> "Just recently I started to see this other friend who I thought was just some weirdo pervert chef was actually a surprisingly insightful and caring pervert chef."
  487. May 27 01:51:25 <Cleff> "So maybe one day people will start seeing you in a different light too."
  488. May 27 01:52:28 <Bruce> "Doubt it, but maybe."
  489. May 27 01:52:56 <Bruce> "Make your name what you want it to be, don't wait until your life is half over to worry about it."
  490. May 27 01:53:24 <Cleff> "Maybe all you need to do is smile more! Some people might think you're kind of intimidating if you're big and scowling and drunk, but if you're big and cheerful like you are now I think people wouldn't mind."
  491. May 27 01:55:04 <Bruce> "Hahaha, doesn't work like that, having to roam around for weeks on end from one disappointing town to the next. Finding out that theres another asshole trying to kill everyone because, 'god is pissed off at these contests' 'I want to take all these powerful pokemon and study them' 'oh I'm actually a ditto'."
  492. May 27 01:55:45  Bruce kicks at some dirt, "I mean really? He shot Kelleigh, nearly killed Scottie, half kidnapped Ed, and blew off my arm. Never found out why he did it."
  493. May 27 01:55:56 <Bruce> "Faceless creep."
  494. May 27 01:56:36 <Cleff> "You stopped them, didn't you?"
  495. May 27 01:56:47 <Cleff> "Doesn't that make you happy?"
  496. May 27 01:57:38 <Bruce> "Well the guy who is givin' them out is still out there, and Damascus who nearly killed Ed is runnin' around as well."
  497. May 27 01:57:46 <Bruce> "Not too peachy right now by my count."
  498. May 27 01:58:22 <Cleff> "Doesn't mean you can't be happy with what you've done."
  499. May 27 01:58:49 <Cleff> "You're saving the world and traveling with someone who loves you. Isn't that enough?"
  500. May 27 01:59:20  Bruce smiles, "I guess it is."
  501. May 27 02:00:28  Cleff grins, "There we go."
  502. May 27 02:00:45 <Cleff> "I wish I got to travel with my girlfriend, but I'm happy just knowing that she's alive and she loves me."
  503. May 27 02:01:08 <Cleff> "And it's fun hanging around her with her little secret identity and nobody knowing the truth."
  504. May 27 02:01:15 <Bruce> "Haha!"
  505. May 27 02:02:23 <Bruce> "That's the attitude."
  506. May 27 02:02:27 <Cleff> "And one day when I'm older and the world is saved and I've got all this sorted out, I'd love to just settle down with her."
  507. May 27 02:03:05  Bruce smiles sadly, "Ahh yeah."
  508. May 27 02:03:21 <Cleff> "Did I say something?" :<
  509. May 27 02:03:35 <Bruce> "No, no. Just reality kicking in again."
  510. May 27 02:04:05 <Cleff> "What's wrong?"
  511. May 27 02:04:08 <Bruce> "After everything gets sorted out, even if it does work out and he gets out fine. Us wouldn't work out."
  512. May 27 02:04:19 <Cleff> "Why not?"
  513. May 27 02:05:16 <Bruce> "His family demanded he leave the group, even without knowing that we know he's not actually the male heir. On top of the fact that they'd never allow him to marry off to me. A disowned, cast off failure."
  514. May 27 02:05:44  Bruce shrugs, "Ahh hell, it'll be good while it lasts."
  515. May 27 02:06:50 <Cleff> "But... but you love eachother!"
  516. May 27 02:08:31  Bruce nods, "And making him choose between his family and me isn't right. I know what it feels like to lose everyone like that."
  517. May 27 02:09:34 <Bruce> "Just over ten years now, haven't heard head nor tail of any of my family."
  518. May 27 02:09:35 <Cleff> "That's so sad..."
  519. May 27 02:10:13 <Bruce> "But you said earlier, gotta look on the bright side, maybe people'll stop thinking I'm such a brute."
  520. May 27 02:10:19 <Bruce> "Keep smiling right?"
  521. May 27 02:10:54 <Bruce> "Dunno if I like actually being able to think these things through."
  522. May 27 02:11:19 <Cleff> "I think if you really love eachother, you two should find a way to be together."
  523. May 27 02:12:13 <Bruce> "I just can't see any way too even now."
  524. May 27 02:12:49 <Cleff> "Well I really hope you do. Because you seem like a really sweet person to me."
  525. May 27 02:13:02 <Bruce> "Hey, don't say that, makin' me look soft."
  526. May 27 02:13:08  Bruce laughs and leans on his knee
  527. May 27 02:14:16 <Cleff> "What's wrong with looking like that?"
  528. May 27 02:14:37 <Cleff> "You still LOOK like you're strong enough to throw anyone I know through a wall without having to act like it all the time."
  529. May 27 02:15:20 <Bruce> "....nothing's wrong with it. You're right and I know it now, but I hope I can know it later."
  530. May 27 02:16:45 <Cleff> "Hehe."
  531. May 27 02:17:31  Bruce stands up, "Well Cleff, I think that just about pulled me apart and put me back together, thank ye."
  532. May 27 02:17:47  Bruce walks over and pulls the shrimpy girl into a one armed bear hug
  533. May 27 02:18:12  Cleff giggles, "No problem. Thanks for being so understanding."
  534. May 27 02:18:29  Cleff hugs the hairy giant
  535. May 27 02:18:35 <Bruce> "Well, it takes an outcast to understand one I guess."
  536. May 27 02:18:59 <Cleff> "Yup, we just gotta focus on our real friends. That's what they're there for."
  537. May 27 02:19:15 <Bruce> "Ha, maybe I should talk to Viktor more."
  538. May 27 02:20:20 <Bruce> "And stop drinking with other peoples bodies, that isn't fun waking up with a hangover and not remembering what happened."
  539. May 27 02:20:41 <Bruce> "You don't want to accidentally get somebody married and have them find out a year later."
  540. May 27 02:20:53  Bruce laughs at a joke only he gets
  541. May 27 02:20:55 <Cleff> "I guess not..."
  542. May 27 02:22:31 <Bruce> (I forgot what aura was she?)
  543. May 27 02:22:33 <Cleff> "Thanks for talking to me. though."
  544. May 27 02:22:41 <Cleff> (I dunno, I keep forgetting :<)
  545. May 27 02:23:04 <Bruce> "Well it was a relief to find out you weren't trying to force yourself on me. So Thanks for listening."
  546. May 27 02:23:57 <Bruce> "You take care, and don't let any of them get you down with what they think."
  547. May 27 02:24:05 <Cleff> "Okay, you neither."
  548. May 27 02:24:12 <Bruce> "I was kidding about the drinking by the way, I'd do it if I could."
  549. May 27 02:24:27  Bruce waves goodbye and grins walking back off with August and everyone in tow
  550. May 27 02:25:30  Cleff waves and skips off.
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