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Why Do I Even Rp With You Fags

May 10th, 2016
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  1. Tsaaq: Remy sat at the counter with his shit ton of food and his laptop. He brought a few fries into his mouth then stretched his long fingers before typing on his keyboard with furrowed eyebrows.
  2. Covet: -Kelsey walked out of the back, without her apron and her jacket and school bag thrown over her shoulder. She made her way to a booth and dropped her items into it. Turning around she saw Remy at the counter and went to double check on him real quick- Can I get you anything else Remy? Final offer, as I'm off shift now. -she gave him a friendly smile as she asked him politely.-
  3. Musik: -Dani made her way into the cafe, pushing her long copper hair off her shoulder, looking around she saw Kelsey behind the counter. She smiled and walked up to the counter leaning against it.- "Hey Kels!"
  4. Tsaaq: He turned his head a little bit and shook his head at her. "Nah I'm good." Remy reached into his sweats pocket and handed her a few dollars. "Go go go." He said, trying to keep his eyes on the computer screen.
  5. Covet: Oh, thanks Remy -she told him with a smile, and tucked the cash into her pocket. She turned to see Dani there and gave her a wave- Hey Dani! I'm off shift, but I'm going to get myself something to eat, so I can put your order in real quick if you'd like.
  6. Musik: "Oh I just want a salad. If it's no trouble." -She said leaning her head down onto her hand.-
  7. Tsaaq: "You're welcome." Remy said, going back to typing. He took a break to gobble down whatever had been left of his burger. "Fuuuuuccck." He groaned with his mouth full.
  8. Alexithymiaa: -Brad pulled his car into the parking lot and climbed out, adjusting his shirt over his lanky ass body as he made his way up to the front door of the cafe to step inside. He moved right up behind Dani, recognizing her from behind because ASS. "Heyyyyy."-
  9. Covet: Sure thing, that'll be six fifty. What would you like to drink? -she asked her then looked up to see Brad walk in- Hello Bradly I'll be right with you. -she told him waiting to finish ringing Dani up.-
  10. Musik: "Can I get that to go? Oh nothing, I have stuff at home." -She smiled and pulled her card out of her bra, wiping it off because she knows it's gross but doesn't care. She handed it to her and turned to see Brad, smiling at him.- "Hey!" -She said and threw her amrs around his neck.- "How're you stranger danger?"
  11. Tsaaq: Remy's eyes wideked a little. "So many people here. Hello people" He sent them a wave then went back to typing. " We're still doing studio shit this week?" He asked Brad.
  12. Covet: -Kelsey swiped the card and gave her receipt making sure the order was set up to go. She looked at Brad and waited for him to make his order- You're up. Oh? You guys going to do some more music together? -she asked them half being nosey and half being friendly-
  13. Alexithymiaa: -Brad laughed and hugged Dani, keeping one arm around her when he let go and finished the hug. "Stranger danger? Come onnnnn." He waved at Kelsey with his free hand before turning his attention to Remy. "Yeah, is tomorrow good? Have you talked to Hayley yet?"-
  14. Musik: "You are, because I haven't seen or talked to in FOREVERRRRRRRRR." -She said leaning into his side as she took the card and receipt from her, wrapping the receipt around her card and shoving it down into her bra.-
  15. Tsaaq: "Yeah tomorrow is cool." He nodded his head, covering his mouth his hand a moment while reading and spacing out. "OH fuck!" Remy finally shouted. "I knew I forgot something. Yeah I can do that. I'll ask her about it like, right now." He patted his pockets to get his cellphone. "Yeah Brad was like 'wanna do music shit' and I was like 'anything to get out' and he was like 'cool.'." He told Kelsey
  16. Covet: That's awesome! -Kelsey smiled listening to Remy relay the story, then looked at Brad- What can I get for you? French Toast? Strawberries, Whip Cream and extra bacon? -she asked him with a big smile-
  17. Alexithymiaa: -Brad laughed at Dani, nodding to her. "Yeah, that's true. You definitely have a point there." As Kelsey spoke his mouth started to water (and mine too), nodding along with every word. "Yes. Yes. Yes. All of that. Yes, please. With an iced tea." He sent her a quick thumbs up, rolling his eyes at Remy. "Way to go. You had all week to ask her."-
  18. Musik: "Better late than never." -She said with a shrug and moved to lean against the counter pushing her fingers through her hair.-
  19. Covet: -She smirked and rang him up- That will be Eight dollars and two cents. -She told him then got his drink while she waited for him to get his money out.- This is very true...for almost all situations.
  20. Covet: [Ignore my post...I'm an asshole
  21. Covet: *
  22. Covet: **]
  23. Alexithymiaa: (We know)
  24. Tsaaq: ((Bitch.))
  25. Covet: [For Shame...I know. Y.Y
  26. Tsaaq: "I've been busy with my school shit. And other student's school shit." He waved his hand at Brad. "She's my sister it's not like she's inaccessible." Remy scoffed. "I'm texting the little broad right now." He muttered.
  27. Covet: -She smirked and rang him up- That will be Eight dollars and two cents. -She told him then got his drink while she waited for him to get his money out.- This is very true...for almost all situations. -Her smile was directed at Dani and her comment-
  28. Alexithymiaa: -Brad reached into his pocket for his wallet, holding a few bills out to her. "Yeah, whatever. As long as we can do this. I've been meaning to for a while." He took his drink from her and walked over to the counter, taking a seat down next to Remy.-
  29. Musik: -She shifted to lean both her elbows against the counter, her cleaveage probably popping through the corset ties on her shirt looking at the three of them listening to them talk.-
  30. Tsaaq: He sputtered his lips. "Don't think she's near her phone..." Remy whispered as she stared down at his cellphone. "But she'll be stoked. Probably..." He shrugged. "She writes songs too. I don't know if that matters. I don't understand songs I don't even try to do that." He put his phone down on the counter and noticed the titties and quickly looked away so he could unnotice the titties.
  31. Covet: That should be right out for you guys here soon. -She told Dani and Brad, then took his money and gave him back his change. Kelsey put in her own to go order for her shift meal and once she was done she got herself a glass of water and walked around to make her way over to the booth where she'd put her things.-
  32. Alexithymiaa: -Brad blatantly stared at Dani's tits since those things were out for everyone to see and why the fuck not? He appreciates a nice pair of tits. Speaking to Remy, he continued to stare. "Well fortunately you dont need to write anything. You just need to do your drum thing and make it sound cool."-
  33. Musik: -She twirled her hair around her finger, spotting Remy looking away quickly, then looked to Brad who was staring at her chest. She looked down at her shirt and rolled her eyes, moving her hand to shove it against Brad's forehead.- "Pig." -She said with a smirk.-
  34. Tsaaq: Remy grumbled a little and went back to typing. "I would like to feel like a team player, at little. At the very least. Instead of the brain dead guy beating the skins." He said before glancing at Brad who was busy staring.
  35. Covet: -Kelsey kicked her feet up onto the bench across from her and groaned out because her feet were killing her. She was glad to be off shift. Hearing Remy talking about drummers, she chuckled, tipping her head back- Hey not all drummers are brain dead. Just most of them.
  36. Alexithymiaa: "Okay, so contribute. No ones stopping you except you." He cracked up at Dani, leaning his head away from her. "What? If you don't want anyone looking, then put them away."-
  37. Musik: "Or you could just learn where my eyes are." -She said sticking her tongue out at him before leaning her head down onto her hand.-
  38. Tsaaq: He glared at Brad a moment. "Wow, it's almost like, you weren't listening at all. I fucking wonder why?" Remy said sarcastically. "Andy from FOB is smart, chick from the White Stripes, Dude from the Ramones... Whoever plays drums for those fags in MCR." He shrugged.
  39. Covet: Those are the good ones, exactly- She called back to them and took a sip from her water. The food they'd all ordered came out two of the orders in to go boxes. and Brads platter of french toast was dropped off in front of him. Kelsey opened her box and took out a couple of tator tots, popping them in her mouth-
  40. Alexithymiaa: "Ehhh." he started to laugh and shrugged, immediately digging into his food. "Wow, you're right I honestly wasn't listening. But would you look at how awesome this french toast looks?" he shook his head with pure delight, eyeing his food and cutting into it.-
  41. Musik: "Depends on which drummer you're talking about for MCR. Pelissier or Bryar. But don't hate on MCR not all of them were fags." -She said and smiled as she took her to go box, standing up straighter and pushing her hair off her shoulders again.-
  42. Tsaaq: "Well. I mean they're good. I'll give them that." Remy pretened to look over at the french toast. "Yeah, they look just like your mom's pussy." He flashed a smile at Brad then turned to his computer again. "They're all fags. They're MCR, they basically started making music by sucking each other's dicks in the studio." He scoffed. "Just like how PATD even though it's just that one fucker now."
  43. Covet: My Goodness...-she said under her breath listening to Remy's vulgar talk. Thankful that there were no families in the cafe tonight.-
  44. Alexithymiaa: "I dont really get why you care so much...." He said between bites of his french toast, shoving some bacon into his mouth. "They're legendary for a reason."-
  45. Musik: "Well my question is why are you looking at Brad's moms vagina...Don't you have a girlfriend? And even if they were gay they made music history so props to them. And Brendon Urie is a god sent from the heavens. Have you HEARD him belt that high note? Ugh serious panty dropper." -She said planting her hand on her hip.-
  46. Tsaaq: Remy blinked slowly. "It's called a joke. They're jokes." He muttered, unamused. "I haven't actually seen her vagina. That's why it's funny. Because I've never met his mom, hence, funny. I know Gerard Way is married with a baby. He's clearly not gay." Remy shrugged his shoulders. "The only reason he can BELT is because he has to open up his throat to swallow a billion dicks." He scoffed. "You're smart Dani. Keep talking." Remy chuckled.
  47. Covet: I'm sure that's not why, he's just a really good vocalist. -Kelsey said chiming in from her relaxed spot at the booth- Regardless of how he does, it, he does it well.
  48. Tsaaq: ((The point.))
  49. Alexithymiaa: -Brad pointed over at Kelsey with his mouth full, chewing and swallowing the food in his mouth before speaking. "What she said. I really think it's irrelevant how or why he sings the way he does. The point is he can, and you can't."-
  50. Musik: "Boy can he." -She said shifting slightly, clearing her throat.- "Anyywayyy. I should probably go home and eat this amazinggg salad before it gets warm. What are you doing when you leave here?" -She asked looking at Brad.-
  51. Tsaaq: "How is THAT the point?" He said with his eyebrows furrowed. "I never said I could. So that's not the point, like at all." Remy argued. "Keep talking Brad. You're smart too." He muttered.
  52. Covet: -Kelsey chuckled at everything going on, then got up with her food and collected her belongings.- Well, I think you are full of poop, because I've heard you sing. It just needs practice. -Kelsey said in a sing song tone as she loaded up her arms- You guys have a good night. I'm going to head back to the dorms. Dani you and I need to hang out sometime. We haven't done so since spring break -she told her going to give her a friendly hug-
  53. Alexithymiaa: "It's my point." He mumbled through his food, polishing off the rest of what was on his plate before wiping his hands on his napkin. "Anywayyyy, this was fun but...." He glanced to Dani, raising his brows. "I think I have some place to be." He passed by the group on his way to the door, giving Dani's butt a discreet pinch on his way out to his car.-
  54. Musik: "Def! See ya later kels!" -Shehugged her back and watched her leave before looking to Brad, smirking and squeaked slightly when he pinched her butt clearing her throat right after like nothing happened, looking to Remy.- "I'm actually very smart. Brad..iffy. But me? Genius. Bye!" -She said with a smile and grabbed her salad and moved to walk out of the building out to her car, pulling off to her apartment.-
  55. Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows. "I don't want to sing like him. So your point is invalid." He scoffed at Brad. "Yeah intelligent people are always talking about how smart they are. That's the signifier." Remy said sarcastically. "Have fun fucking each other silly!" He shouted as they left then shook his head. "I'm probably not going to show up tomorrow. I don't want to make music with a fucker who thinks I'm such a horrible singer. Now he'll look dumb when he's there by himself."
  56. Covet: -Kelsey ignored Remy's comment and headed out to her vehicle to head to the dorms and be tired and whatever.-
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