[PLEASURE]
2: Have you tried turning it on and off again?

1: This is some stupid fucking role play.

2: You want to experience the amazing euphoric pleasure that comes from listening to tech support or don't you?

1: Isn't there something less completely retarded we could do?

2: You could read court transcripts but that is like a tenth of the pleasure.

1: Fine whatever, just get on with it.

2: Have you tried turning it on and off again?

1: No.

2: Then please try it, sir.

1: I don't have any-

2: It's roleplay, pretend.

1: *Annoyed* Ok, it's restarting now.

2: Thank you sir.

1: Ok it's booted up, the screen is still in two halves three feet apart.

2: Ok sir, please press 1.

1: Oh wow that has totally fixed it thank you so fuckin- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screaming continues through dialogue*

2: See I fucking told you.

2: IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

Tech support is a gateway drug. Based on a true story.
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two heads join the army dont join the army.
You wanna kill a guy on phone calling wife dinner on friends and family threat with frozen water bottle second later mates behind.
what is a threat

Student issue ie tuition fees tax cuts on rich

sexual scared say penis somethign something oh my god thats sick blaaa

[MARIJUANA]
Alcohol vs weed basically. 2 is an alcoholic who slurs his words.

1: *Sparks up a joint*

2: *looks through window, breaks in* HEY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING THERE BUDDY!?

1: What the fuck do you think you're doing in my house

2: That is ir-irelephant. The thing is that your doing something completerly illegal and wrong you know.

1: Breaking into my house is illegal.

2: But mar-mariju-ijuana is wrong.

1: So is breaking into my house.

2: That's a completely completely strawman argument you have yourself there yep.

1: That would only be true if this was ficitional but this is totally a real life event which occuring so you are in the wrong.

2: But you haven't even put acorse any arugmentiments for your opinyion.

1: I'm callinig the police.

2: *Pukes up*


[BELIEFS]
Cartoony. I oppose the author's views I am crazy, I am a reasonable and calm and support the author's beliefs.

1: Good evening my good friend, whom I inexplicably still associate myself with, even after all our many, humorous disagreements.

2: WOAH HELLO THERE DICK. YOU SUCK THEM.

1: That did not entirely make sense, although with my superior brain power I still understood the basic message you were attempting to get across.

2: OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU ARE THE STUPID AND I DISAGREE WITH YOU COMPLETELY.

1: Speaking of opinions, what is your opinion on that thing the author of that animation and/or other form of media which depicted a message he was trying to convey?

2: OH GOD I DISAGREE COMPLETELY NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I ENJOY THIS THING NO ONE ENJOYS BECUASE I AM IN FACT INSANE OK THANK YOU GOOD BYE.

1: Why, as a sane and enjoyable gentleman, I have to say you are being most anti-social and no one in their right mind should ever strive to be like you! A more desirable role model would be me, the man who agrees with the author of that thing.

2: I HATE EVERYONE BUT I MY GOD I HATE YOU THE MOST. I ALSO HATE BABIES AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY. ALSO TERRORISTS OWN.

1: Ha ha ha. You are a loveable scamp who we all look down on. It's a shame we're going to have to send you away forever without trial due to you final remark.

2: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

1: Oh ho ho. I sure am glad I am rich and white.




[PLEASURES]
Two dudes one butch other feminine discuss the finer things in life.
nothing can compare to the feeling of tech support
1= butch 2=girly

Get angry and hate each other more and more until reveal both love raping corpses or something discover they're not so different from each other

1: Man, my back is totally broke. I need to RELAX.

2: When I need to relax I sometimes listen to Jack Johnson

1: Man, I don't need no Jack Johnson, I need to FIGHT, but my back's all broke.

2: You should listen to some Jack Johnson.

1: You listening? Fuck dat Jack Johnson shit, that shit don't relax me.

2: Jack Johnson is very relaxing, I think you would benefit from the listening of J-

1: -Shut the hell up! No music is relaxing you hear me? The only thing which cools me down is fighting. Come here, you look like you could be beaten down while I'm laying down.

2: Fighting does not relax me, Jack Johnson relaxes me. However it appears we're doing neither.

1: Aight I just joking about fighting but shut the fuck up about fucking Jack Johnson.

2: Is there anything else which relaxes you?

1: Well I dunno. I never done nothing besides fighting. I mean what do people do besides that and Jack Johnson?

2: Well I have a little secret which relaxes me loads, it nearly puts me in a blissful coma.

1: Oh right. What's this amazing little secret den?

2: Nothing compares to this amazing euphoric pleasure I get. It's what I imagine heroin to feel like. I feel like I'm on a cloud and there are no worries. It's not any old good feeling, it's like I'm on a drug and taken away from this world.

1: Oh man, that sounds pretty great.

2: The only problem is it only lasts a few moments, and I'm left wanting more, only problem is that I don't have a constant supply, I haven't even fully felt it in years.

1: Don't leave me hanging any more, what it is?

2: Tech support.

1: What?

2: Tech support.

1: You mean you like helping dudes out or..

2: Nope. I just get this awesome euphoric pleasure when someone is guiding me through a problem over the phone.

1: That's pretty wierd dude.

2: Sometimes court transcripts can provide a small snippet of the feeling, but it's never enough. And I can never reliably get the feeling back.

1: That sounds pretty lame man. And also incredibly stupid.

2: Maybe, but you've never experienced the amazing joy it can bring, better than any drug, if only for a split second.

1: Well how can I?

2: We could do some role play, I could be the tech supporter and you could be  the tech supportee.

1: That's not a real word but aight, whatver.

2: Hello sir, have you tried turning it off and then subsequently on again?

1: What? That's not gonna do shit.

2: Just go along with it, do everything I say and you'll experience the euphoria.

1: Fine whatever.

1: Ok, it's turning off.

1: Ok, it's turning on now.

1: Nope, didn't do shit.

2: Sir, please could you refrain from the language

1: I talk however I fucking well l-

2: Sir, I will end this call if I suffer any more abuse

1: You will end this call!? I will end your li-. *coughs*. Sorry, I'm calm now.

2: Thank you sir.