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  1. dylaned@live.com says:
  2. *>>
  3. Lance says:
  4. *``
  5. dylaned@live.com says:
  6. *wat up fag
  7. Lance says:
  8. *Ohh, you were talking to me?
  9. *I figured that with your brain injury
  10. *You began talking to yourself
  11. *;\
  12. dylaned@live.com says:
  13. *..
  14. Lance says:
  15. *Score one for me.
  16. *But
  17. *I'm doing alright.
  18. *You should get on a computer
  19. *But
  20. *Yeah
  21. *How're you doin?
  22. dylaned@live.com says:
  23. *Buy me a computer then
  24. *And I'm okay
  25. Lance says:
  26. *Doesn't your mother have a laptop? `-`
  27. dylaned@live.com says:
  28. *and?
  29. Lance says:
  30. *Use it?
  31. dylaned@live.com says:
  32. *Can't?
  33. Lance says:
  34. *Dylan use steal!
  35. *`-`
  36. dylaned@live.com says:
  37. *The attack missed!
  38. Lance says:
  39. *Fine
  40. *Dylan use erection!
  41. *Bahh
  42. *The effect failed.
  43. dylaned@live.com says:
  44. *..
  45. */me claps
  46. Lance says:
  47. *``
  48. *See
  49. *I can't tell if you're genuinely clapping
  50. *Or just clapping
  51. *For the hell of it
  52. *Besides
  53. *That has to be the first joke I've made to you about the ED thing.
  54. *;\
  55. *Which
  56. dylaned@live.com says:
  57. *Genuinely, unfortunatly
  58. Lance says:
  59. *Is surprising it's been this long for me ot make a joke about it.
  60. dylaned@live.com says:
  61. *You've made small jokes
  62. Lance says:
  63. *More about Sam and...
  64. dylaned@live.com says:
  65. *inb4
  66. Lance says:
  67. *Shooting too early
  68. *and
  69. *Your experimentation
  70. *But not ED
  71. *Though
  72. dylaned@live.com says:
  73. *..>>
  74. Lance says:
  75. *With the time it took you to search for her vagina
  76. *I woulda gotten soft too.
  77. *:V
  78. *;D
  79. dylaned@live.com says:
  80. *Help I've fallen and I can't get up
  81. *.
  82. *Die
  83. Lance says:
  84. *LOL
  85. dylaned@live.com says:
  86. *It was easy to find, actually
  87. Lance says:
  88. *Hey, that one wasn't too bad either.
  89. *Ohh right
  90. *Guys with hormones on the mind will just find a hole and start thrusting
  91. dylaned@live.com says:
  92. *>>..
  93. Lance says:
  94. *Here's the test to figure out if you had the right one
  95. *Was there cum still in there?
  96. dylaned@live.com says:
  97. *Oh fuck you.
  98. Lance says:
  99. *You're just laying these out for me now.
  100. *Besides, if you want to be technical, out of anyone, I'm the one with a right to insult you and Sam.
  101. *;\
  102. dylaned@live.com says:
  103. *Just like she laid out for me
  104. *inb4
  105. Lance says:
  106. *There are
  107. *So many fat jokes I could make right now
  108. *But
  109. *I'm more waiting for you to mention that I don't have a right to insult you for it and make jokes
  110. *Unless you already realize I'm right.
  111. dylaned@live.com says:
  112. *You don't o.o
  113. Lance says:
  114. *Do I not? ;\
  115. dylaned@live.com says:
  116. *Nope
  117. *Brb
  118. Lance says:
  119. *Beg to differ
  120. *`-`
  121. dylaned@live.com says:
  122. *Back
  123. Lance says:
  124. *Welcome back
  125. *And I'd beg to differ not having a right. ;\
  126. dylaned@live.com says:
  127. *Now explain foo'
  128. Lance says:
  129. *You broke the man code, I have a right now.
  130. *Either to not consider you a man and refer to you as Princess.
  131. *OR
  132. *The right ot make jokes.
  133. dylaned@live.com says:
  134. *..Wat
  135. Lance says:
  136. *Dating a friends ex girlfriend not long after their breakup without permission boy.
  137. *It's part of the man code
  138. *`-`
  139. dylaned@live.com says:
  140. *...>>
  141. *Really, Lance?
  142. Lance says:
  143. *Oh yes.
  144. *;D
  145. *It's just how manhood works
  146. *Wicke even agreed with me.
  147. dylaned@live.com says:
  148. *>wicke
  149. *>man
  150. *>lol
  151. Lance says:
  152. *Coming from the one who broke the man code and technically lost his rights as a man.
  153. dylaned@live.com says:
  154. *Pft.
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