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- dylaned@live.com says:
- *>>
- Lance says:
- *``
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *wat up fag
- Lance says:
- *Ohh, you were talking to me?
- *I figured that with your brain injury
- *You began talking to yourself
- *;\
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *..
- Lance says:
- *Score one for me.
- *But
- *I'm doing alright.
- *You should get on a computer
- *But
- *Yeah
- *How're you doin?
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Buy me a computer then
- *And I'm okay
- Lance says:
- *Doesn't your mother have a laptop? `-`
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *and?
- Lance says:
- *Use it?
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Can't?
- Lance says:
- *Dylan use steal!
- *`-`
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *The attack missed!
- Lance says:
- *Fine
- *Dylan use erection!
- *Bahh
- *The effect failed.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *..
- */me claps
- Lance says:
- *``
- *See
- *I can't tell if you're genuinely clapping
- *Or just clapping
- *For the hell of it
- *Besides
- *That has to be the first joke I've made to you about the ED thing.
- *;\
- *Which
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Genuinely, unfortunatly
- Lance says:
- *Is surprising it's been this long for me ot make a joke about it.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *You've made small jokes
- Lance says:
- *More about Sam and...
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *inb4
- Lance says:
- *Shooting too early
- *and
- *Your experimentation
- *But not ED
- *Though
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *..>>
- Lance says:
- *With the time it took you to search for her vagina
- *I woulda gotten soft too.
- *:V
- *;D
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Help I've fallen and I can't get up
- *.
- *Die
- Lance says:
- *LOL
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *It was easy to find, actually
- Lance says:
- *Hey, that one wasn't too bad either.
- *Ohh right
- *Guys with hormones on the mind will just find a hole and start thrusting
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *>>..
- Lance says:
- *Here's the test to figure out if you had the right one
- *Was there cum still in there?
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Oh fuck you.
- Lance says:
- *You're just laying these out for me now.
- *Besides, if you want to be technical, out of anyone, I'm the one with a right to insult you and Sam.
- *;\
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Just like she laid out for me
- *inb4
- Lance says:
- *There are
- *So many fat jokes I could make right now
- *But
- *I'm more waiting for you to mention that I don't have a right to insult you for it and make jokes
- *Unless you already realize I'm right.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *You don't o.o
- Lance says:
- *Do I not? ;\
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Nope
- *Brb
- Lance says:
- *Beg to differ
- *`-`
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Back
- Lance says:
- *Welcome back
- *And I'd beg to differ not having a right. ;\
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Now explain foo'
- Lance says:
- *You broke the man code, I have a right now.
- *Either to not consider you a man and refer to you as Princess.
- *OR
- *The right ot make jokes.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *..Wat
- Lance says:
- *Dating a friends ex girlfriend not long after their breakup without permission boy.
- *It's part of the man code
- *`-`
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *...>>
- *Really, Lance?
- Lance says:
- *Oh yes.
- *;D
- *It's just how manhood works
- *Wicke even agreed with me.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *>wicke
- *>man
- *>lol
- Lance says:
- *Coming from the one who broke the man code and technically lost his rights as a man.
- dylaned@live.com says:
- *Pft.
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