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>You were going on a walk in the woods when you saw ... Her
>you're almost dumbstruck as she walks towards you.
>you walk through these woods every day and not seen anybody else
>"Are you okay sir? You seem a bit out of it ..."
"I-I'm fine , sorry . I'm just not used to seeing anybody here normally . Do you live nearby"?
>"umm actually , I just moved here from Finland and I really missed the cold winters"
"Oh , well it's nice to run into somebody so friendly out here. I'm anon , what's your na..."
>where did she go ?

Continue with green or fuck right off ?


Anonymous  10/12/15(Mon)12:30:27 No.27543478▶>>27543656
>>27540668

Fuck right off m8.

But I mean that nicely.



BUT HE DIDN'T



Sorry man but this train has no brakes
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>she couldn't have just disappeared
>you walk around and try to find some trace of her
>you feel a tapping on your shoulder and quickly spin around
> she's like 1 foot away from you. You jump like a lil bitch.
"Holy fuck don't do tha-"
>"oh no I'm so sor-"
>you both stop for a moment
>damn she's cute
>"so I guess I should introduce myself then , my names sako"
>she said extending a rather pale white hand.
"Again , I'm anonymous ... But you can call me anon. "
>"that's a curious name , but so is mine I suppose."
>"and by the way ... Do you know how to get out of these woods ? I'm kind of lost..."



"Alright , I'll help you get back to my truck and I'll get you home"
>"thank you but umm ... Could we please hurry ? It's going to be dark soon"
"What's wrong ? Afraid of the dark ?"
>"n-not if it's a problem ..."
"Alrighty then , let's get a move on."
>After about an hour or so of walking you reach your truck and open her door first.
> she gets in and makes herself cozy amongst her jackets and your passenger seat.
>you get into the truck and start it up and bandit radio starts playing



Can't stop wont stop

>you notice her shift uncomfortably in her seat when she speaks up
>"uhh would you mind changing the station please ? I don't really like this song"
>you sigh and change the station to classical
"Better?"
>"yes , thanks"
>the music still plays as you pull up In front of your house.
"Hey , what's your address so I can get you home ?"
>"I uh , I would really prefer not to go home right now"
"Why ? Are you in trouble or something ?"
>"not really , it's just that my parents are fighting and I really don't want to deal with it right now"
"Fair enough , but where should I take you then ? You can't just be out and about in this weather."
>"w-well I was hoping I-I could spend the n-n-night at your house..."
>at this point you couldn't tell if she was stuttering from the cold or if she was about to cry.




"O-okay then let's get you inside , follow me"
>you get out and she follows you closely towards the house
>once inside your greeted by the smell of spam and eggs
"Dad I'm home , I brought a friend over"
>"alright , do I know em or do I have to introduce myself?" You hear your dad yell from the kitchen.
"Just follow my lead and introduce yourself , then I'll get you some food alright ?"
>"okay , I can do that" sako says meekly
>this should go well
>you walk into the kitchen with her trailing behind you .
>your dad turns towards you and his jaw may as well have dropped
>"well damn anon why'd you go and kidnap someone?"
>sako lets out a nervous laugh
>"uh he didn't kidnap me mister ...?"
>"bill"
>"oh , well he didn't kidnap me , I asked for help . I got lost in the forest and since it's very late I was hoping I could spend the night at your house?"
>"sure" he replies flatly as he leaves
>"I'm gonna turn in early , but remember ; no babies" he said as he walked up the stairs.
>once he was gone you turned to sako
"That's just him joking arou-"
>"thankyouthankyouthankyou"
>she almost tackled you with a hug
"Woah , calm down okay ? Just go sit by the fireplace and I'll get us both some food okay ? "
>"alright , I'll be there then"




>with a goal in mind , you set about your task.
>you make some hot chocolate and some peanut butter sandwiches.
>not bad
"Here's the food , I also made hot chocolate for both of us"
>when you enter the living room you notice several layers of tan and white clothing along with a pair of boots almost strewn about the floor.
>you look on to see her sitting all cozy like under a comforter that she somehow found.
>"hi , I kinda made myself at home if you don't mind..."
"Not a problem , here's the food and whatnot"
>you then promptly handed over the food while sitting down next to her
"So , mind if I ask you a question ?"
>"hm? Not at all , I guess I owe you some answers."
"Alright so... This is going to sound weird but that was a lot of clothing on the floor ...-"
>"a t-shirt and shorts you perv"
>she said this while tossing a mass of comforter over you.
>intredasting



>making yourself comfortable , you look to sako
"So now that the obvious is out of the way , next question"
>"okay , shoot"
"What were you doing In the woods ?"
>"do you want the long reason or the short reason ?"
"We've got all night"
>" alright , so I had a really long day at school right ? And people just weren't laying off with the whole ""around Finns the ice is thin"" thing and I kinda sorta lost my cool"
>oh boy
>"so I punched a guy in the face and he went down making a lot of noise , security came over and asked what happened . I said he grabbed me and I punched him so I ended up in the office talking with the ... Uhh what's the word for the head teacher ?"
>right , english =\= her first language
"Principal ?"
>"yes ! I was in their office and long story short my parents picked me up from school and started yelling at me ... Then each other and I just left"
>her sentences are falling apart, her voice is cracking , you've watched enough lifetime to know what's happening.
>trying to be smooth you scoot next to her and hug her.
>she's bawling her eyes out , no longer speaking English.
>"Olen niin pahoillani ... Olen pahoillani"
>she eventually trails off , no longer crying , and looks up at you.
>"Thank you"
>she kisses your cheek and resumes hugging you , probably asleep. You decide to follow suit.




>you wake up to an absence of the girl next to you , and smell breakfast cooking
>checking your phone , you see it's 7:18 AM ...
"Ugh , why am I up this early on a Saturday ...?"
>you follow the smell into the kitchen to see the girl who was crying her eyes out last night ... Happily making breakfast
"Good morning"
>" Good morning , I decided to make some breakfast if that's alright "
"Hey , if I don't have to make it I'm cool with it"
>"alright then"
"So what exactly are you making ?"
>she looks at the array of foods infront of her as if checking a list
>" umm bacon , eggs , hash browns ... I know I'm forgetting som-"
>DING
>"oh yeah , toast"
"Woah , you really went all out , didn't you ?"
>"well you did help me get out of the woods , I kinda owed you ."
>a few minutes later , the food is done . Your dad is nowhere to be seen.
"Woah , these hash browns are amazing"
>"well that's because I'm the one that made them"
>giggle giggle
"okay , what did you do to them ?"
>"what ?"
"Nevermind"
>you two continue to eat in silence , damn she's a good cook.
>you both finish and put your dishes in the sink.
>"so ... now what do you wanna do ...?"
"Want to go for a walk or something ?"
>"umm , how about or something ? It's Saturday ... Want to watch cartoons ?"
"I'm down"
>she happily trots into your living room and sits in the same spot she was last night.




>you enter behind her and sit next to her
>"so , what do you want to watch ?"
"It's up to you honestly"
>"I've only been here for a few months ... I'm not exactly familiar with the tv shows anon ..."
"Tom and jerry it is"
>you put on the show and both sako and you lose interest fairly soon and begin talking again.
"So ... Want to go back to asking eachother questions?"
>"okay , me first... What made you approach me in the woods ?"
>oh , that's pretty fair
"Well you seemed pretty lost . My turn . What school do you go to ? "
>"well ... I'm homeschooled actually"
"Huh , well atleast you don't have to deal with bullies and all that bullshit"
>"well there's still my sister valmet as a stand in but atleast she only visits a few days a year"
"Well hey , it's just a few days"
>"yeah ... Hey can you give me a back massage ? It's really sore ?"
>you do a double take
"Uhh sure , but why exactly?"
>" I already told you my backs sore , and I made you breakfast ... Please?"
>come on anon , Shia prepared you for this. just do it.
"O-okay ..."
>when you turn back to face her her shirt is off ... Oh shit



>noticing your apparent shock she laughs out of nervousness
>"calm dooown , it's a sports bra..."
>you look down briefly to see a light gray sports bra
>unf
"Alright th-then , any area you want me to focus on ?"
>"my lower back above my hips , and between my shoulders please."
"Alright ... I can do that , do you want me to use some lotion or something ?"
>"umm here , use this" she said as she produces a little white bottle and hands it to you
>you open it and pour some of the oil onto your hands and begin the massage
" I'm gonna start on your shoulders alright ? "
>"mmm ok , just don't be afraid to get a bit rough"
>is she ... ? Nah.
>you begin to work on her shoulder blades , working your way down.
>"mmph a little harder right there , I think you found a knot"
"Alright"
>you were apparently pretty good at giving massages. She almost started moaning in a totally non sexual way when you moved down between her hips , right above her tailbone
>you snap out of your trance when you hear a slight snore coming from the girl In your lap.
>oh boy





"Hey , wake up ... Pssst , WAKE UP"
>that definitely woke her up
>and knocked her onto the floor
>" hey , what's the big idea !?"
"You fell asleep on top of me with no shirt on sako , and I also need to use the bathroom"
>with that you get up and head to the bathroom
>be sako , kinda pissed
"What a dick, you don't just let someone fall asleep during a back rub let alone push them off the couch!"
>as you put your shirt back on , you ponder the practicality of spitting in his food next time
>with nothing else to do , you begin folding up your clothes
>"hey sako , do you know what time you have to be home ? It's almost ten AM ."
"Any time today really , my parents either think I'm responsible or lost their phones so..."
>be anon
>this isn't kidnapping right ?
>can you kidnap the willing?
>"anon I'm going to the dentist , I'll be back in a few hours"
>you both turn to hear the front door slam
>"well then , what now?"
"That's a good question ..."
>more tv ?
>talk ?
>talk about the awkwardness that was that massage





>fuck it
"Want to go and get something to eat ?"
>"sure , where were you thinking ?"
"maybe that new Israeli restaurant that opened up , I've never had Israeli food"
>"neither have I , let's get some clothes on and go."
>you both get your respective clothes on and get out the door.
"Alright , watch yourself getting into the truck , the step is somewhat rickety"
>"okay"
>once you're both in the truck and on your way , sako begins to fiddle with the radio
>"no ... No ... No ... Ugh , forget this"
>she tosses her arms up in defeat and reaches into her pocket
>oh fuck
>she pulls out her phone and an aux cord
>" do you mind ?"
"Go nuts"
>she starts whistling along as "moves like jagger" starts playing
>she's wiggling and dancing in her seat like a five year old.
"Hey sako , we're here "
>"excellent , I hope this is some good stuff"
>you both get out and enter the restaurant.
>as you walk in , your hit by the smells like a brick wall
>as sako enters behind you she almost squeals with delight
>directly into your right ear
>hello tinnitus my old friend