crab

17) my last dream was really absurd but hear me out here:

so the premise of the dream centered around a vsauce-esque video where he puts like, this weird substance on ice in a very cold freezer. my APUSH teacher then told me to do this, and i did, and apparently this process allows organic material to grow in the form of a very dangerous crab (??).

i brought this crab to my teacher and he was very happy and donated it to a local museum.

i literally woke up really fucking fearing this crab, had these sharp ass claws that would like cut your fucking foot off.