vowel detector

switch (strtolower($record["name"][0])) {
    case 'a':
    case 'e':
    case 'i':
    case 'o':
    case 'u':
        $isVowel = "an ";
        break;

    default:
        $isVowel = "a ";
}

echo "You are a" . $isVowel . $record["name"] . " in the " . $record["projectName"] . " project.<br />";