THE FIFTH GATHERS: SCENE 21: THE TRAINING OF A JEDI KNIGHT

Dada is training The Gospel of Luke, teaching him to run, jump, and swing on a wine like Tarzan.

	DADA: I walk. Wai. The power of the body flows from the body, But pay attention to its dark side. This anger, fear, aggression... Fuchedod Dodd Dodd Dodd Dodd. It's very quick and easy to attend the event.
		Once the dark road has begun or will be Narara... It will always be destined to rule. It is consumed by the disciples of Obi, who are you.

Upon hearing this, the already tired Gospel of Luke becomes somewhat concerned, but Dada assures him that he can still succeed.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: E-E-E-E. Dad, Dad, Dad?

	DADA: I'm sorry. It is a simple and elegant girl charm.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: How do you know how to have a good night's sleep?

	DADA: It's very good.. It is a place of peace and harmony... Passive. Sun Tai is completely the knowledge and defense of the will, or make full.. The will of attack.

Gospel starts raising his voice, but Dada once again cuts him off.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Teach you why too..

	DADA: No reason. This is today's form. Cancellation of heart problems.

The lessons of the day are over. Dada sits down while Gospel goes to put his jacket back on. The forest is starting to give him th creeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: I can't do that. It's cold. Dead.

Dada points towards a nearby cave.

	DADA: Heart.. It's a great game, but I can't play it anymore. This is the devil's domain. You need is a row on you will.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: What is the difference?

	DADA: It's not like that. It's a weapon. It needs to be satisfied.

Gospel grabs his weapons and enters the cave, where he runs into a nightmarish illusion of Lord Bader. He cuts off "Bader's" head, which rolls around on the ground to dramatic music. His mask then explodes,
revealing Gospel's own face underneath, complete with a burned-away, smoking eye. Dada is very disappointed.

(On a personal note, this was the scene which REALLY traumatized me as a kid. It took me years until I saw the rest of the film, or any other Star Wars movie for that matter.)

Meanwhile, the real Lord Bader has assembled exactly half a dozen bounty hunters to try and find the Falcon. (I've always wondered if this scene was placed here to ensure us that yes, he IS still alive.)

	THE HEAD OF THE MEDICAL GROUP: Bounty Hunter. We do not need their garbage.

	LIEUTENANT VENKA: There's a reason for this.

	THE HEAD OF THE MEDICAL GROUP: I don't want to rebel.

The officers are clearly not happy about the bounty hunters. The Head of the Medical Group looks up uncomfortably at one of them, before Venka approaches him with a new report.

	LIEUTENANT VENKA: Mr. President, we have come from the United States Star Destroyer priority signal.

	THE HEAD OF THE MEDICAL GROUP: I see..

The two officers leave the bridge. Bader starts instructing the bounty hunters of their mission.

	LORD BADER: the term " Don " was in the hippie decade. You can use any method... I want to live.

Bader turns towards one particular bounty hunter, giving him some very pointed instructions.

	LORD BADER: No, you can not collapse.

	PAKISTAN FEE SPECIAL: As you wish.

The Head of the Medical Group returns, and this time he has some great news.

	THE HEAD OF THE MEDICAL GROUP: Now Lord. Oh, god, I didn't know.

END OF SCENE 21.