Eugene Is So Sheltered

Tsaaq: "Eugene pass me the some more wrapping paper..." Remy said, his arms and shirt littered with small pieces of tape while he tried to manuver wrapping these fuckin' presents. He wasn't doing a very good job. "Eugene." He repeated, sighing as he looked up. "Eugene!" He shouted. // Eugene's eyes had been wide, still standing in the corner of the entrance of the apartment. Looking terrified. He jumped when hearing his name and glanced over at Remy. "You live here?" He asked with disbelief, probably the fifth time he's asked the question.
Covet: -Cadence came in with a couple of pizza's and a tank of helium  in her hand setting it down just inside.- Hey guys, I brought dinner. Sorry for being late, we had a written quiz for Psych.  -She looked at the wrapping that Remy had started, then over at his cousin standing in the corner gawking at everything-  What did you do to him? -she asked looking back at Remy while walking through to set the pizza on the counter, and the helium on the table.-
Tsaaq: He groaned loudly. "YES!" Remy shouted after dragging his hand down his face. He stirred, getting up from the floor once the door opened and the smell of pizza filled his nose. "Hey! I didn't do shit. He's culture shocked! He's never been out of New Jersey!" Remy argued defensively as he followed behind her. "You hungry? Come on. Eugene, this is my girlfriend Cadence." // Eugene's mouth hung open once Cadence came inside the apartment. His eyes remained on her as he warily approached the two of them like a cautious animal, tugging at the bottom of his hoodie. "Hi?" He greeted awkwardly then noticably looked at this bitch's tits.
Covet: Portland isn't that shocking... -Cadence asked confused, clearly she didn't understand. She watched Eugene make his way over like a feral child or something- Hi, Eugene. Nice to meet you, eat up. There's Peperoni and extra cheese, then a garbage pizza with everything on it. Hey, Eyes up here -she said trying to get his attention off her boobs-
Tsaaq: "Not literally woman." He said with a shake of his head. "It's when people who've spent their lives in one palce then go somewhere new and they have no idea how to take it." Remy explained, grabbing one slice from each box and stacking them like an animal. "Gene!" He shouted scoldingly with his mouth full. "Stop. She's just a girl." He muttered after swallowing. // His head lowered and he gulped nervously with an apologetic nod. He went to grab a cheese slice awkwardly, desperately searching for a plate or something before settling. "My sister says swine is for heathens." Eugene said awkward. "Not that you guys are heathens. That's just... What she says..." Eugene muttered since obviously HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY.
Covet: -Cadence listened to Remy- Ah, gotcha...I kinda went through the same thing going places for modeling work at worst. -She watched Eugene get a piece of pizza with only cheese, A little hurt, because pizza isn't pizza without delicious meat- Oh we're total heathens. Born and raised that way. -Cadence said, watching Eugene fumble without a plate for a second, before reaching up into the cupboard to hand him one. She grabbed one for herself as well, putting a couple slices on her plate, then sat down at the table-
Covet: *at first, not worst...wtf brain
Tsaaq: ((Bwahahaah.))
Tsaaq: ((He's not used to any of this shit. I imagine he had hard times sleeping over at Remy's house.))
Covet: [HA HA I feel sorry for him, but I don't]
Tsaaq: Remy shrugged and glanced at Eugene, staying silent a moment. "He'll be fine." He whispered before rolling his eyes. "Also Grace is a bitch so who cares about what she says about heathens anyways. Her idea of excitement is underwear that doesn't match her bra or some shit." Remy scoffed, going to eat more of his pizza stack thing. "Cadence nooooo." He said, trying not to laugh. // "Yeah... She's not nice. I miss you guys." He trailed off quietly, looking extremely gracious when given a plate. "Thank you so much." Eugene whispered then sat down at the table to eat like a human. "Wait, you came over for Thanksgiving! Didn't you? Are you friends with Hayley?" He asked Cadence, covering his mouth while chewed.
Covet: Wow...Shocking...-Cadence said flatly in regards to his other cousin. Taking a bite, she covered her mouth and swallowed then looked at Remy before exclaiming- What!? It's true...we are...I know I am. I love being a heathen...-she trailed off before looking at Eugene again- Yeah, I was there for that Holiday, but Hayley's not my biggest fan these days.
Tsaaq: "Hey stop. That's his sister... She's a bitch." Remy whispered, nudging Cadence. "Okay but like, don't say it when he's around. He's a like a baby deer." He laughed obnoxiously, finishing up his slices. "Yeah... Thanksgiving." He muttered and searched the pizza box for another slice. // Eugene frowned then shrugged. "Yeah...?" He sighed. "That makes me kinda sad. Hopefully tomorrow she'll be excited and stuff?" He said hopefully before getting up to wash his hands, his plate then put it back into the cabinet. "Alright! What's next?" Eugene asked, looking between them.
Covet: [Did he just put a dirty plate back in the cupboard]
Tsaaq: ((HE WASHED IT.))
Covet: [Oh lol just the way it was typed I was like...WAIT REALLY!?! ]
Tsaaq: ((Lord.))
Covet: -Cadence tried not to snort and laugh with pizza in her mouth as Remy nudged her- Baby deer? Jesus Christ and you wanted him to stay with us. -Cadence laughed and shook her head before looking at Eugene- I'm so so so sorry in advance. -Cadence bit the inside of her cheek  not wanting to dwell on sad shit.- I think she'll have a blast. She seems like she's been doing a little better. -Watching Eugene clean his dish and put it back, she looked at the helium tank- How about you and Remy work on Balloons, and I'll finish wrapping presents so some of them can look pretty for Hayley.  -she asked between the guys.-
Tsaaq: Remy sighed and wiped his face with his forearm. "You heard the lady, get to it. I'll be over there soon." He instructed the younger male then turned to Cadence. "I couldn't leave him in my dorm. Brad would try to fuck him." Remy whispered to her and crossed his arms over his chest.  // Unsure of what they meant he shrugged his shoulders and smiled at Cadence. Eugene nodded at Remy, going straight to the living room towards then presents before furrowing his eyebrows midthought. "What do you mean a little better? What happened?" He asked curiously as he looked back at the two of them in the kitchen.
Tsaaq: ((Need repost?))
Covet: -Cadence tried not to laugh again- Okay you are totally spot on with that one. He probably would. Poor Baby Deer. -She had to bite her lips to stiffle back another laugh before hearing Eugene's question.- Um...a bunch of just bad things that we don't need to talk about because this is a happy event and we're going to make the best of it.
Tsaaq: He slowly turned to look at Cadence with wide eyes cause DAMN IT CADENCE! // Eugene's face went a little pale as he dropped down and sat in front of one of the presents, aimlessly trying to wrap it. "Bad things?" He finally asked, not sure how to get his mind off the topic. "You mean like Auntie Jacque going to rehab and stuff? Cause I knew about that already. And she's back now so she should be happy." Eugene murmured.
Tsaaq: ((Blahhh.))
Covet: [agreed -.-]
Tsaaq: ((No repost in here either?))
Covet: [I do need the one for in here....if you got mine about not talking about bad stuffs]
Tsaaq: He slowly turned to look at Cadence with wide eyes cause DAMN IT CADENCE! // Eugene's face went a little pale as he dropped down and sat in front of one of the presents, aimlessly trying to wrap it. "Bad things?" He finally asked, not sure how to get his mind off the topic. "You mean like Auntie Jacque going to rehab and stuff? Cause I knew about that already. And she's back now so she should be happy." Eugene murmured. ((repost))
Covet: Yes, Exactly. That. -Cadence said quickly looking over at Remy with an expression of "What?" -She finished her pizza and put her plate in the dishwasher like a lazy ass before getting the tank of Helium set up- Where are the balloons at Stud Muffin?
Tsaaq: Remy crossed his arms and walked into the living room, grabbing the bag with the party supplies. He had a boatload of black balloons and went over to tank. "How does this work? I'll figure it out." He said quietly. "Don't worry your head of long luxurious hair, Eugene. You guys can catch up and shit tomorrow." // He nodded his head innocently, moving on to the next present. "You know. I was wondering something actually. Uncle Sasha  was gone for a while, like, a long while. Dad said it was because he came to see you guys. I don't know maybe I'll ask him on the way back home on Saturday morning I guess." He shrugged and I could only assume Remy had an expression of complete horror.
Tsaaq: Remy crossed his arms and walked into the living room, grabbing the bag with the party supplies. He had a boatload of black balloons and went over to tank. "How does this work? I'll figure it out." He said quietly. "Don't worry your head of long luxurious hair, Eugene. You guys can catch up and shit tomorrow." // He nodded his head innocently, moving on to the next present. "You know. I was wondering something actually. Uncle Sasha was gone for a while, like, a long while. Dad said it was because he came to see you guys. I don't know maybe I'll ask him on the way back home on Saturday morning I guess." He shrugged and I could only assume Remy had an expression of complete horror.
Covet: -Cadence grabbed a balloon and put it on the end of the nozzle attached to the tank and pressed it down, watching the balloon fill up quickly- Like that, just hand them to me and I'll get strings put on them -She said tying the balloon with her fingers and sliding a slip knot over the knot of the latex to secure it, then she tied it to the chair so it wouldn't float up to the ceiling. Her eyes darted up to Remy as Eugene talked about speaking to Sasha about what'd happened. Swallowing hard she stayed quiet, because she really didnt' know what to say at this point.-
Tsaaq: "Uuuuhhhh..." He dragged out then looked over at Eugene. "Might want to skip that convo kid, Sasha is probably going to be really tired on the way home." Remy beat around the bush before exhaling and fastening another balloon onto the tank after tying the first on. "SO how's college uh, Eugene? How's that goin?" He asked quickly to change the subject. // "Ohhhh. Okay." Eugene shrugged, just accepting everything. He looked over at Cadence and Remy before pouting. "All the kids from our high school go to my school. It's dumb. It's like high school if it updated it's software... Tried joining the Korean Christianity Club, they acted like jerks. Everything sucks." He ranted at little. "It's okay I guess!" Eugene sighed loudly.
Covet: Korean Christianity Club....Wow highschool's gotten so diverse since I've been...Cool. -Cadence gave a slight nod- Yeah, that's kind of how it was here for a while, but most of the people I went to highschool with became deadbeat parents or dropped off the face of the earth to "find themselves"...Or they stopped being my friend cause I wanted to help them. -She shrugged- However, I couldn't think of a better way to describe it...Updated software. -She said talking to Eugene while doing the balloon thing-
Covet: *high school
Covet: Wow...that's not even supposed to be high school, that should be college...whatever...I'm failing so hard tonight]
Tsaaq: ((*pats*))
Tsaaq: Remy blinked a few times. "Why didn't you try the video game club or some shit? The KCC probably remembers your brother or sister or some shit." He asked irritably cause he knew it was the obvious choice. "It's freshman year. It's never easy. You'll be fine. Or transfer." Remy shrugged, getting a few balloons done. // Eugene shrugged and smiled at Cadence sheepishly. "Well, it's a big school. Everybody kind of has a club..." He trailed off. "Hayley was my only friend in school so now... I kinda don't have anybody." Eugene sighed before screaming at the top of his lungs at the sight of Soot approaching him. He ran into the kitchen in a panic.
Covet: Yeah you can always transfer if you don't like a place. Look around and see what kind of club would suit you best. -Cadence jumped and blinked until she realized what Eugene was freaking out about as she saw Soot skitter away underneath the couch- Woah hey calm down, It's just one of the cats. -She said walking around to the couch to coax the kitten back out- He's a persian, english curl cross, so...super fluffy and tiny curled ears, but I promise he's still a cat, and he's super sweet and nice. -Cadence grabed the kitten once he was within reach and picked him up to bring over to Eugene. Soot was purring loudly now but his yellow eyes were still giant and a bit freaked out- See...Nice kitty...
Covet: *school not CLUB OH MY FUCKING GOD]
Covet: [Shoot me please]
Tsaaq: He stayed jumped until he heard the scream and jumped up a moment. Remy covered his mouth, trying not to laugh his ass off. // Eugene breathed hard while watching the cat in Cadence's hands. "Ohhhh." He feigned realization. "Um... Okay." He tried to act calm but he was still terrified. "You know what I never got to use the bathroom. Where is it again?" Eugene asked quickly, trying to escape.
Tsaaq: ((Don't worry Im sleepy too. Lets finish lol.))
Covet: -Cadence put the kitten down, who promplty went over to play with the loose strings from the tied balloons attached to the chairs- You'll have to go through mine and Remy's room to get to it. But that door right there, then the door to your right, if you choose left you'll wind up in the closet. -She directed to him and waited until he was out of earshot before looking at Remy- Okay I didn't think you were THAT serious about how bad he was. Wow... He's going to have such a rude awakening as to how the world works... I hope we don't corrupt him while he's here.
Tsaaq: Remy inhaled then exhaled deeply and shook his head. "Try not to die on your way in there." He called out to Eugene then glanced at Soot. "You're ridiculous." Remy whispered to the kitten. "I wasn't fuckin' around." He said to Cadence. "He's a very suppressed lad." Remy shook his head. "We can just try to be quiet during sex tonight. // Eugene nodded his head with gratitude, speed walking into the bedroom and looking around for more cats with terror in his eyes before getting in the bathroom.
Covet: -Looking at him Cadence smirked- Yeah, Try...I make no promises, we might be better off doggy styling it while I moan into the pillows. -She smirked and teased the kitten with another string she'd cut off, trailing it over to where the present was to finish wrapping it and any others, real quick- It's kind of adorable when they are still that innocent. Don't let him transfer here....that definitley won't last.  -Cadence warned him.- Hashie was sitting in the sink of the bathroom but was sound asleep and could give a fuck less about who came in or out of there-
Tsaaq: "I definitely would not reccomend him transferring here." He said. Remy heard a loud scream and shook his head. "Okay doggy style is fine." He said casually, as if Eugene screaming was normal. "I'm almost done with this then we can pork to our hearts content... Quietly I guess." Remy said awkwardly, trying to finish the balloon shit.
Covet: He found Hashie -Cadence jumped again, then said with a smirk, bringing all the wrapped gifts over to the table. - I still have to blow you too, but that will keep me quiet. Gifts are done, Balloons are almost there, sheltered cousin is here, cake is ordered, people are coming. You've had a very productive day, and deserve a reward for that. -Cadence said leaning in to give his shoulder a bite-
Tsaaq: Remy smirked tied off the last balloon he filled. "We can finish the rest in the morning." He said, whirling around to pick her up and carry her by holding her thighs. He went towards the bedroom, probably starting some sex shit and Eugene coming out and catching them awkwardly and hilarity.
Covet: [LOL]
Tsaaq: ((XD))