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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a crew callin themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known bout these mysterious gangstas except dat they all carried calculatorz of some kind n' they all seemed ta converge on one doggy den up in particular. Expertz estimate dat tha combined juice of they fabled calculators is pimped outa than all tha ghettos supa computas put together. Da crew seems ta be holdin up up in tha home of a cold-ass lil certain DJ_O, whoz ass tha Omnimagians claim ta be they founder. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Such juice has put tha ghetto at a standstill wit everyone waitin ta peep what tha fuck tha Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, tha Omnimagians gotz busted tha UN a list of demandz dat must be kicked it wit and else tha ghetto is ghon be "submitted ta tha wrath of Netham45's Lobsta Army". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Such demandz include >9001 cratez of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, n' a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computin juice stored up in tha handz of such gangstas, our crazy-ass asses can only hope these demandz is met.

In tha wake of these events, our crazy-ass asses can only ask, Why, biatch? Why do these gangstas make these demands, what tha fuck caused em ta gather, n' what tha fuck is they future plans...