A Day in the Life of JRPG Traitors

Potion Pete and his friends are gathered in front of a gigantic white snake.
Potion Pete: That pet of yours is massive, bigger than I am. Where did you get one? How did you tame one?
Cormelia: I guess I have the magic touch.
Mahapapapurusa: That indeed you do, my friend. What is the name of your pet?
Cormelia: I call him Ryuji.
Mahapapapurusa: That’s a nice name.
Cormelia: Thanks.
Potion Pete: A big snake like that will come in  handy in a battle. Say can I have some of his poison for my potions?
Cormelia: You certainly can.
Potion Pete: Thanks. Someday I’ll make poison potions.
The group turns their attention on a big frog.
Mahapapapurusa: What about that frog, what’s his name?
Cormelia: Abrettenus, pylon of lightning.
Potion Pete: That’s nice Caramelia.
Mahapapapurusa: Speaking of big, how goes that potion business?
Potion Pete: It’s profitable to say the least.
Mahapapapurusa: Glad to hear that.

Aterui comes in with a plate full of cups of orange juice.
Aterui: I brought the refreshments so we can share.
And so they all have a drink. Potion Pete looks at Aterui.
Potion Pete: Idi nahui, where is your familiar?
Aterui: It’s Aterui, not idi nahui.
Potion Pete: I’faith Atenui. I haven’t seen your familiar.
Aterui: Ugh my familiar is in my house, sleeping.
And so they continue to talk until evening comes.