Laviil and Heorot Plan For An Invasion

<unyieldingIris> ===START===
<unyieldingIris> Heorot
<unyieldingIris> are youu there?
<terminusCharger> ----> I SURE AM! HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MY LADY?
<unyieldingIris> have youu tallked to any weiird alliiens llatelly?
<terminusCharger> ----> ALIENS? FEROCIOUS BEASTS FROM OTHER WORLDS?
<unyieldingIris> yess
<unyieldingIris> allthouugh, they don't seem that ferociiouuss
<terminusCharger> ----> I DARESAY I HAVE NOT! FOR THEY WOULD HAVE MET THEIR MATCH AT MY HANDS!
<unyieldingIris> they callll themsellvess humanss
<unyieldingIris> ii don't thiink even youu can killll over text
<terminusCharger> ----> HUMANS? WHAT SORT OF DUNKASS NAME IS THAT
<terminusCharger> ----> I WOULDN'T HURT THEM UNLESS IT WAS A FAIR FIGHT
<terminusCharger> ----> WHICH TEXT IS NOT
<terminusCharger> ----> SO I WOULDN'T, EVEN IF I COULD
<terminusCharger> ----> BUT ARE THEY FEROCIOUS? CLAWS? FANGS? TENTACLES?
<unyieldingIris> not that ii can telll
<unyieldingIris> theiir youung are lliike smallll verssiionss of themsellvess, thouugh
<terminusCharger> ----> YOU'VE SEEN THEM THEN?
<unyieldingIris> no
<unyieldingIris> ii've juusst tallked to two of them
<terminusCharger> ----> THEY DON'T HAVE GRUBS? HOW FOREIGN AND CHILLING!
<unyieldingIris> ii know, riight?
<unyieldingIris> they're sstrange
<unyieldingIris> one wass niicer than the other
<terminusCharger> ----> THEY COME OUT OF THE MOTHER GRUBS AS SMALL ADULTS, READY TO FIGHT! A SPECIES MADE FOR WAR!  PERHAPS THEY ARE WORTHY FOES!
<unyieldingIris> they don't have a mother grub, eiither
<terminusCharger> ----> BUT WAS ONE MEAN TO YOU! I WILL FIGHT THESE HOODLUMS! HOW DARE THEY!
<unyieldingIris> ii don't uundersstand them
<unyieldingIris> thank youu for defendiing me, Heorot
<terminusCharger> ----> I DARESAY NEITHER DO I! PERHAPS CLOSER EXAMINATION IS NEEDED.
<terminusCharger> ----> TIS NO PROBLEM MY LADY! MERELY DOING MY DUTY!
<unyieldingIris> and ii appreciiate iit
<terminusCharger> ----> SHOULD I HUNT THESE RUFFIANS FOR YOU? I AM SURE THAT IF I COULD FIND A MEANS TO TRAVEL TO THEIR WORLD I COULD TAKE THEM!
<unyieldingIris> ii'm ssuure youu couulld, too
<unyieldingIris> buut ii don't thiink that'ss necessary
<terminusCharger> ----> IF YOU SAY SO!
<terminusCharger> ----> HOW DID YOU FIND THESE SO-CALLED HUMANS ANYWAYS?
<unyieldingIris> the angry one sseemed more confuussed than hosstiille anyway
<unyieldingIris> they were added to my chuumrollll
<terminusCharger> ----> WELL, I'LL BE DARNED
<terminusCharger> ----> T'WOULD APPEAR THAT THERE ARE SOME NEW NAMES ON MY CHUMROLL AS WELL
<terminusCharger> ----> PERHAPS THESE ARE MORE OF THE SAME ALIEN CREATURES?
<unyieldingIris> ii have onlly tallked to two, buut there miight be more huumans iin thosse new handlless
<terminusCharger> ----> FIENDS! PERHAPS THEY ARE PREPARING AN INVASION? AN ATTACK ON ALTERNIA ITSELF!
<terminusCharger> ----> SPIES SENT TO LEARN OUR WAYS!
<unyieldingIris> maybe
<unyieldingIris> iit wouulldn't huurt to tallk to them, thouugh
<unyieldingIris> we couulld llearn theiir ssecretss fiirsst
<terminusCharger> ----> MY LADY YOU ARE A PORTRAIT OF BRILLIANCE! OF COURSE!
<terminusCharger> ----> INFILTRATE THEIR GROUP, LEARN THEIR PLANS, HAND THEM A SOUND DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF THEIR BETTERS!
<terminusCharger> ----> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
<unyieldingIris> wellll don't ssay that
<unyieldingIris> that juusst iinviitess bad thiingss to happen
<terminusCharger> ----> WITH WARRIORS LIKE OURSELVES, LET THEM! WE CAN HANDLE IT, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THESE ALIENS THROW AT US!
<unyieldingIris> yeah!
<unyieldingIris> ii'm ssuure we got thiiss
<terminusCharger> ----> OF COURSE WE DO! MY BLADE IS SHARPENED AND READY!
<terminusCharger> ----> SAY THE WORD AND WE SHALL CHARGE INTO BATTLE!
<terminusCharger> ----> IF THEY GET ANYWHERE WHERE I CAN REACH THEM.
<terminusCharger> ----> I DON'T KNOW HOW BOARDAD FEELS ABOUT INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL YET.
<unyieldingIris> that'ss okay, we can fiiguure iit ouut later iif we need to
<unyieldingIris> buut for now, youu shouuld try tallking to ssome of them
<unyieldingIris> the Anna huuman wass niice
<terminusCharger> ----> I SHALL START WITH HER THEN! PERHAPS SHE IS JUST AN INNOCENT CAUGHT UP IN THE PLOTS OF HER KIND!
<terminusCharger> ----> ALSO WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ANNA ANYWAYS. SOUNDS WEIRD.
<unyieldingIris> that'ss what ii saiid!
<terminusCharger> ----> IS THAT RUDE TO SAY TO HUMANS?
<terminusCharger> ----> WAIT DO THEY HAVE CASTES?
<unyieldingIris> ii diidn't assk
<terminusCharger> ----> I DON'T WISH TO CAUSE OFFENSE, BUT I SUPPOSE I SHALL INQUIRE THEN!
<unyieldingIris> buut ii thiink they allll have the ssame bllood collor
<unyieldingIris> they're realllly weiird
<terminusCharger> ----> INTERESTING! HOW DO THEY FIND LUSII IF THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME BLOOD?
<unyieldingIris> they don't have lluussiiii eiither
<unyieldingIris> they have "motherss"
<unyieldingIris> buut not lliike the mother gruub
<terminusCharger> ----> BUT NOT MOTHER GRUBS? WHAT ON ALTERNIA
<terminusCharger> ----> OR WHATEVER PLANET THEY'RE FROM
<terminusCharger> ----> WELL, I'M SURE THEY WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN!
<unyieldingIris> probablly
<unyieldingIris> they realllly are weiird, thouugh
<terminusCharger> ----> I'LL PICK FROM MY LIST AND SEE HOW THEY RESPOND TO US AND OUR SUPERIOR... EVERYTHING!
<unyieldingIris> wellll then
<terminusCharger> ----> AND HOPEFULLY FIND OUT THEIR SCHEMES IN THE MEANWHILE!
<unyieldingIris> good lluuck!
<terminusCharger> ----> I SHALL LET YOU KNOW MY FINDINGS!
<terminusCharger> ----> SO LONG, MY LADY! THE HUNT AWAITS!
<unyieldingIris> ===END===