Original not-quite-related drabble that it all grew from: http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/213592.html?thread=1181356888#cmt1181356888

Part 1
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/214240.html?thread=1185150176#cmt1185150176

Part 2
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/214288.html?thread=1186303760#cmt1186303760

Part 3
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/214548.html?thread=1187380756#cmt1187380756

Part 4
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/214953.html?thread=1189423785#cmt1189423785

Part 5
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/215222.html?thread=1190549942#cmt1190549942

Part 6
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/215360.html?thread=1192585024#cmt1192585024

Part 7
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/215843.html?thread=1195883811#cmt1195883811

Part 8
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/216207.html?thread=1196826511#cmt1196826511

Part 9
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/216539.html?thread=1198755035#cmt1198755035

Part 10
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/216597.html?thread=1200114453#cmt1200114453

Part 11
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/217030.html?thread=1201937606#cmt1201937606

Part 12
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/217545.html?thread=1205181385#cmt1205181385

Part 13
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/217920.html?thread=1207924800#cmt1207924800

Part 14
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/218241.html?thread=1209651585#cmt1209651585

Part 15
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/218422.html?thread=1211128886#cmt1211128886

Part 16
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/218758.html?thread=1213180806#cmt1213180806

Part 17
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/218977.html?thread=1214552929#cmt1214552929

Part 18
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/219442.html?thread=1216123954#cmt1216123954

Part 19
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/219792.html?thread=1217472144#cmt1217472144

Part 20
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/220141.html?thread=1219133933#cmt1219133933

Part 21
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/220306.html?thread=1221096082#cmt1221096082

Part 22
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/221725.html?thread=1230237725#cmt1230237725

Part 23
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/222110.html?thread=1232070814#cmt1232070814

Part 24
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/222434.html?thread=1233580002#cmt1233580002

Part 25
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/222666.html?thread=1235315146#cmt1235315146

Part 26
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/223041.html?thread=1238457665#cmt1238457665

Part 27
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/223264.html?thread=1240061728#cmt1240061728

Part 28
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/223627.html?thread=1241264779#cmt1241264779

Part 29
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/224200.html?thread=1244425416#cmt1244425416

Part 30
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/224359.html?thread=1246446695#cmt1246446695

Part 31
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/225033.html?thread=1248130825#cmt1248130825

Part 32
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/225633.html?thread=1251241825#cmt1251241825

Part 33
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/226251.html?thread=1252430795#cmt1252430795

Part 34
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/226331.html?thread=1254364955#cmt1254364955

Part 35
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/227060.html?thread=1258861044#cmt1258861044

Part 36
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/227708.html?thread=1262318460#cmt1262318460

Part 37
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/228109.html?thread=1265814029#cmt1265814029

Part 38
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/228358.html?thread=1267784198#cmt1267784198

Part 39
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/228666.html?thread=1269645370#cmt1269645370

Part 40
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/229192.html?thread=1272860232#cmt1272860232

Part 41
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/229548.html?thread=1274190252#cmt1274190252

Part 42
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/229692.html?thread=1276043068#cmt1276043068

Part 43
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/230274.html?thread=1278976642#cmt1278976642

Part 44
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/230540.html?thread=1280600972#cmt1280600972

Part 45
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/230946.html?thread=1283876898#cmt1283876898

Part 46
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/231730.html?thread=1288237618#cmt1288237618

Part 47
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/232038.html?thread=1289842278#cmt1289842278

Part 48
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/232697.html?thread=1293666041#cmt1293666041

Part 49
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/232995.html?thread=1296232227#cmt1296232227

Part 50
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/234216.html?thread=1302614504#cmt1302614504

Part 51
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/234558.html?thread=1304253758#cmt1304253758

Part 52
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/235370.html?thread=1308824938#cmt1308824938

Part 53
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/235703.html?thread=1310685111#cmt1310685111

Part 54
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/236522.html?thread=1315324650#cmt1315324650

Part 55
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/237057.html?thread=1320016129#cmt1320016129

Part 56
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/238160.html?thread=1326358608#cmt1326358608

Part 57
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/238546.html?thread=1328105938#cmt1328105938

Part 58
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/239100.html?thread=1331235324#cmt1331235324

Part 59
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/239639.html?thread=1335607319#cmt1335607319

Part 60
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/239926.html?thread=1337161526#cmt1337161526

Part 61
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/240357.html?thread=1339193829#cmt1339193829

Part 62
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/240833.html?thread=1342086337#cmt1342086337

Part 63
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/240946.html?thread=1343743538#cmt1343743538

Part 64
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/241538.html?thread=1346947714#cmt1346947714

Part 65
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/241952.html?thread=1350195744#cmt1350195744

Part 66
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/242436.html?thread=1353349892#cmt1353349892

Part 67
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/242953.html?thread=1356160009#cmt1356160009

Part 68
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/243333.html?thread=1357803653#cmt1357803653

Part 69
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/243784.html?thread=1361168456#cmt1361168456

Part 70
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/244411.html?thread=1364587451#cmt1364587451

Part 71
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/244510.html?thread=1366069790#cmt1366069790

Part 72
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/245278.html?thread=1370440734#cmt1370440734

Part 73
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/245921.html?thread=1373700513#cmt1373700513

Part 74
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/246375.html?thread=1376548199#cmt1376548199

Part 75
http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/247151.html?thread=1381636463#cmt1381636463

Part 76
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/247556.html?thread=1384818436#cmt1384818436

Part 77
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/248406.html?thread=1389156694#cmt1389156694

Part 78
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/248728.html?thread=1390726808#cmt1390726808