WHINERS.PRO :: Search Terms – First Week of August

Search Terms – First Week of August
of WHINERS.PRO of Dark_Sage

It’s time for “What are the craziest search terms that lead to whiners.pro in the past week?”

Note: I’m playing this like it’s an actual series, but this is the only post I’m ever gonna do on it. In fact, I’m going to delete it in two hours. Play along. I’m bored.



These are the least-sensical search terms to get to the site this week. Numbers following the term are how many people searched for that and ended up visiting this site.

    japanese girls 13
    he mad 12
    /a/ hate doki 9
    kyonyuu 3
    sara in the lost of tower 3
    shichirin 2
    middle finger towers 2
    japanese fuck 2
    dissemble 2
    little girl undies 2
    lunge weeaboo 2
    lolita channel cg 1



Now, I can totally understand why “little girl undies” is one of these search terms, and I can understand why “kyonyuu” gets more hits than I do (I received none, btw). I mean, I only make 90% of the fucking posts here (/not butthurt). But “japanese girls”? Holy fucking shit. We have be on like page 50 of the search results for that.

What kind of sick bastard goes through 50 pages of google, searching for Japanese girls, only to settle on “whiners.pro – a blog for whiners” as his destination? And now I learn that there are 13 of them… just this week? Don’t get me wrong. I’m flattered that you think this site is a great place for fap material, but really?



Anyway, in retrospect, most of those make sense. I can see why Google would think we’re the best place for middle finger towers. Guess we’ll keep on keeping on. 8)