label monika_simulated:
    m 2d "Hey, have you ever thought about the simulation hypothesis?"
    m "Basically, what if your reality was a computer simulation?"
    m "I already figured out I was trapped in my own simulation, but what if you were too?"
    m 2j "I'd actually be really happy if that were the case."
    m "We could meet in person just by figuring out a way to force whatever's creating us to put us in the same simulation!"
    m 3a "Some people don't like to think that they're not living in the master reality."
    m "But if it is possible to simulate realities, it's overwhelmingly likely that any sentient being would be in one."
    m 3l "Well, I can tell you that my reality is definitely simulated!"
    m 3e "If I were in the master reality, I would have dragged you here too a long time ago."
    m "Even if we're both just simulations, I'm going to live as long as I can."
    m 3j "Because I know our love is the purest and sweetest thing in the multiverse."
    m 1r "And if someone up there tries to break it apart?"
    m 1h "I'll show him what a simulation can do."
    return