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- A moment full of laughter - 5
- [Birthday date]
- [Hero Club room]
- Shi: Have you heard... The Great Seto bridge got barricaded off...
- Suz: For defence? My curiosity is piqued! The bridge is out of reachirp!
- Meb: Haaaah! And why is that!?
- Suz: OOOOOW!
- Kir: Ahaha! Mebbu, your tsukkomi is way too intense! Ahahaha!
- Aka: Thank goodness... Looks like Shizu-senpai is enjoying this a lot.
- Ren: Yeah. Her funny bone is easily tickled.
- Wak: Excuse me! Who is that? Nogi Wakaba! Please come in! Thank you!
- Hin/Mit/Aya: Bah! [1]
- Yuu/Kir: Ahahahaha!
- Kar: This is the Hero Club's famous nibonibo punch! Nibonibonibonibonibonibonibonibonibo!
- Yum: Yesterday I saw a woman practicing scuba diving all proud of herself...
- Anz: Say WHAAAT!?
- Sum: I've done it now!
- Yum: Quiet, woman.
- Anz: Skinny dipping!
- Yum: Quiet, woman.
- Sum: Ancient swimming style! [2]
- Yuu/Kir: Ahahaha!
- SON/Laughing Bag/Son: Hya hya hya hya! Hyaaa hya hya hya!
- Its: Sonoko-san and Sonoko-chan are assimilating with the laughing bag!
- Uta: Then this Farming King will... Gets! And a turn! And now, Yuuna-san? [3]
- Tak: I'll take Gun-chan and... Gets! And now...
- Chi/Tak: Yes! Fall in gets! [4]
- Sek: These are all unbelievably old Christian-era jokes... Was this really okay?
- Kir: It's fine. Cliched or old - it's not when funny people do funny things...
- Kir: It's when normally stiff people break the shell that comedy shines brightest! And besides...
- Kir: You went this far because of something I mentioned in passing, you girls are so nice.
- Kir: Akana, Rokku. I'm... satisfied. I'm completely, utterly and absolutely satisfied that I got to join this Hero Club.
- Aka/Ren: Heehee.
- Fuu: And here I thought this was udon! But it was a shoelace! Goddamit!
- Gin: And here I thought this was a UMA! But it was a Yuuna-san! Goddamit!
- Nat: And here I thought this was a shiisa! But it was Doi Tamako!
- Tam: GODDAMIIIT! [5]
- Yuu/Kir: Ahahaha!
- Aka: I'm Akana... I was happy wearing my casual clothes, but then saw a Vertex, all dressed-up too... [6]
- Aka: It was wearing a dress out of better fabric than mine... It's sad... I'm Akana... I'm Akana...
- Ren: I'm Miroku... I was planning to promote skipjack tuna with the Hero Club, but my descendant was already doing that...
- Ren: The Heroes seem to be already tired of it... It's sad... I'm Miroku... I'm Miroku...
- Kir: Ahahaha! T-That's hilarious! The joke aside, Rokku!? Doing comedy!? I've got tears streaming down my face!
- Kir: Huh? Hey, Yukki, I haven't seen Tougou at all, what's up with her?
- Yuu: Ah, about that... Ehehehe!
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- Notes:
- 1 - Reference to a japanese comedian Kuwabara Kazuo and this particular comedy routine of his: https://youtu.be/ThxEbQytT_0
- 2 - Reference to a comedy duo Cool Poco and this particular comedy routine of theirs
- https://youtu.be/RWcMDnWCwxQ
- 3 - Reference to a comedian Dandy Sakano and his signature gag.
- 4 - Reference to a comedy duo Fall in Love.
- 5 - Reference to a comedian Koume Dayu.
- 6 - Reference to a comedian Hiroshi.
- 7 - I hate Japanese comedy so much.
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