splashes.txt

As seen on TV!
Follow the train, CJ!
Fat-free!
When in doubt, password is 1234!
Almost bug free!
VVVVVV!
Ask your doctor before taking!
Absolutely no typos!
Absolutely no memes!
Sharp!
Saucy!
Look at me, ma!
Mom get the camera!
Child friendly!
Déjà vu!
BRRRRRRING!
Ultimate is ready!
Long awaited!
LOLZOR!
Photosynthesis!
Indie!
Indev!
Just call me Ginzu!
Second-amendment supported!
1337!
All your base are belong to us!
Low-fat!
Scandalous!
Timotei!
Spicy!
Oh my!
This will do!
256 colors!
Gnarly!
/b/ad!
Don't stop me!
Can say "toy boat" three times fast!
Rhyme in mathematical time!
Syntax impacts the intact hymen!
Internet provider!
Bite the pillow!
Meat cleaver!
Me neither!
CJ? My dawg!
Tedious!
You can't be serious!
Outrageous!
.lemonparty()!
HTML 5 supported!
CSS 3 supported!
Java 8 supported!
Ruby supported!
Python 3 supported!
No strings attached!
No batteries included!
Limit 90, arrested for doing 80!
Like Hamlet, all about words words words!
No, don't touch that!
Now look at this net!
How bad can I possibly be?
Let it grow!
It takes time, honey!
Maybe, at some point in the future!
I want to believe!
Get in loser, we're going shopping!
Crawling in my skin!
Good thing these things are stainless!
Sissy!
Only a little lewd, but approved!
Legal age!
Fully grown (partially)!
It was all about the sauce, Morty!
Yes, no, maybe so, probably no!
Appro/v/ed!
Don't go on /x/ late at night!
I'm Bo Yo!
3.14 Apple Pi!
My Whole Family...
Hey! (hi)
Oh Bo, play that oboe!
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!
Come check it out! (or don't)
Art is dead.
Love is...?
What's a pirate minus the ship?
What's your favorite way to spell your favourite words?
Just a day in the life!
All in a day's work!
Are you happy?
what.
Don't worry, be happy!
We think we know you.
Nothing wrong with that!
Determining breach location!
We can see you.
Your body is out there, but your mind is here. With us.
Only a little edgy!
Don't do anything you might regret!
Your days are numbered.
Kenny should've lived!
Is this where you want to be?
SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT!
[INSERT SPLASH]
from splash import Splash
Splash = .xsplash
I don't want to set the world on fire!
It might be crazy!
Wowza!
Zoo wee mama!
#NotMyRodrick!
Send help!
SOS!
Sponsored by Flaming Hot Cheetos!
Label-less water!
Jake <3 Ashbie!
I know I won't die alone!
Hot potato!
Made with real cheese!
target="_blank"!
I've got a feeling!
Two thousand and late!
042817!
123th line of text!
MS Paint supported!
Into the recycle bin!
Buckle your pants!
Keep crying, baby!
Freedom!
Still... not... bitten!
APRIL FOOLS!
Multiplayer!
Singleplayer!
Realms!
Options!
Quake PRO!
HYPERSPEED!!
I'm not buying it.
Make a move!
Checkmate!
!!
051517!!!
I need ammo!
What the h*ck!
It was an accident!
NICE.TRY JAKE!
WAAW!
HOOH!
MAGIK!
Excruciating!
Exaggerated!