slightly differently good equipment.

generated with this swell ASH script:
int[item] goodness;
int best;
foreach i in $items[]{
	//equipment with low power is bad.
	if(i.get_power() >= 100){
		//grabs all the signed numbers in the equipment's string modifiers.
		foreach j in i.string_modifier("Modifiers").group_string("[\+\-]\\d\+"){
			//equipment with the biggest numbers is most good.
			goodness[i] += i.string_modifier("Modifiers").group_string("[\+\-]\\d\+")[j][0].to_int();
		}
		if(goodness[i] > best){
			best = goodness[i];
		}
	}
}
for i from 0 to best{
	foreach j in goodness{
		if(goodness[j] < (best+1-i) && goodness[j] >= (best-i)){
			print(j+" is "+goodness[j].to_string()+" good.");
		}
	}
}
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> run good equipment.ash

Jeans of Loathing is 1005 good.
sea salt scrubs is 815 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap is 550 good.
battered old top-hat is 505 good.
hobo dungarees is 505 good.
Covers-Your-Head is 500 good.
Great Wolf's headband is 500 good.
backwoods banjo is 460 good.
weedy skirt is 425 good.
hopping socks is 421 good.
zombie mariachi hat is 390 good.
Mayor Ghost's toupee is 375 good.
red wagon is 365 good.
lawn dart is 335 good.
Stick-Knife of Loathing is 305 good.
nurse's hat is 300 good.
Thunkula's drinking cap is 300 good.
moon-amber necklace is 250 good.
lightning rod is 250 good.
frying brainpan is 240 good.
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun is 235 good.
battery-powered drill is 220 good.
slime-covered necklace is 218 good.
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress is 200 good.
stress ball is 200 good.
fire axe is 200 good.
FDKOL fire hose is 200 good.
Ginsu™ is 200 good.
cool iron breastplate is 200 good.
drafty drawers is 200 good.
thunder down underwear is 200 good.
halibut is 190 good.
troutsers is 180 good.
barrel lid is 175 good.
battle broom is 165 good.
fake washboard is 150 good.
lead pipe is 150 good.
wrench is 150 good.
knife is 150 good.
basaltamander buckler is 150 good.
fish hatchet is 145 good.
leggings of the Spider Queen is 140 good.
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes is 140 good.
the Archwizard's briefs is 140 good.
bass clarinet is 137 good.
Meatcleaver is 135 good.
The Nuge's favorite crossbow is 135 good.
triple barreled barrel gun is 135 good.
duct tape buckler is 130 good.
Ol' Scratch's ash can is 130 good.
Wand of Oscus is 130 good.
The Necbromancer's Stein is 130 good.
snow shovel is 130 good.
giant shrimp fork is 130 good.
garbage sticker is 130 good.
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase is 130 good.
battered hubcap is 125 good.
The Crown of Ed the Undying is 125 good.
ring of the Skeleton Lord is 125 good.
norwhal helmet is 122 good.
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime is 120 good.
transparent pants is 120 good.
numberwang is 118 good.
ox-head shield is 118 good.
Byte is 115 good.
sea shawl is 115 good.
dented scepter is 115 good.
spants is 115 good.
spant shield is 115 good.
spant shoulderpads is 115 good.
spant backplate is 115 good.
eelskin shield is 110 good.
Great Wolf's right paw is 110 good.
tunac is 110 good.
fudgecycle is 107 good.
Mayor Ghost's khakis is 106 good.
Drunkula's silky pants is 106 good.
beach ball marble is 105 good.
Girdle of Hatred is 105 good.
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords is 105 good.
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star is 105 good.
sardine can key is 104 good.
slime-covered lantern is 102 good.
candlestick is 102 good.
17-ball is 100 good.
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat is 100 good.
Zombo's shield is 100 good.
Loathing Legion chainsaw is 100 good.
Boris's Helm (askew) is 100 good.
hangman's hood is 100 good.
wolf whistle is 100 good.
witch's bra is 100 good.
lava balaclava is 100 good.
biker's hat is 100 good.
The Jokester's gun is 100 good.
candy crowbar is 100 good.
eldritch hammer is 100 good.
pilgrim shield is 98 good.
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon is 95 good.
Caveman Dan's favorite rock is 93 good.
baneful bandolier is 91 good.
cursed ring finger ring is 90 good.
LOV Earrings is 90 good.
nozzle of the Phoenix is 90 good.
shiny hood ornament is 85 good.
Hodgman's porkpie hat is 85 good.
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants is 85 good.
Hodgman's bow tie is 85 good.
PVC staff is 85 good.
streetfighting champion's belt is 85 good.
Boris's Helm is 85 good.
Helps-You-Sleep is 85 good.
eldritch hat is 83 good.
Brimstone Boxers is 80 good.
big bumboozer marble is 80 good.
Cold Stone of Hatred is 80 good.
Greatest American Pants is 80 good.
BRAINS shorts is 80 good.
Sword of Dark Omens is 80 good.
snowstick is 80 good.
vengeful spirit is 80 good.
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers is 80 good.
feathered headdress is 80 good.
electrician's hardhat is 80 good.
burning paper jorts is 78 good.
old school Mafia knickerbockers is 75 good.
plexiglass pinky ring is 75 good.
plexiglass pants is 75 good.
wreath of laurels is 75 good.
Frosty's nailbat is 75 good.
spiky turtle shoulderpads is 75 good.
black catseye marble is 75 good.
sugar shorts is 75 good.
Lens of Hatred is 75 good.
intimidating coiffure is 75 good.
bod-ice is 75 good.
fire hose is 75 good.
plain paper hat is 75 good.
"honey" dipper is 75 good.
skull gearshift knob is 75 good.
Sketcherz™ is 75 good.
barrel hoop earring is 75 good.
bankruptcy barrel is 75 good.
Daisy's unclean bloomers is 75 good.
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes is 75 good.
Spacegate diplomat's insignia is 75 good.
Wal-Mart overalls is 74 good.
White Dragon Fang is 72 good.
Brimstone Brooch is 70 good.
Oscus's flypaper pants is 70 good.
haiku katana is 70 good.
Pigsticker of Violence is 70 good.
Great Wolf's rocket launcher is 70 good.
8-billed baseball cap is 70 good.
mercenary rifle is 70 good.
outlaw bandana is 70 good.
Dinsey's oculus is 70 good.
wicksilver ring is 70 good.
slicksilver ring is 70 good.
sicksilver ring is 70 good.
wumpus-hair sweater is 69 good.
astronaut pants is 65 good.
six-rainbow shield is 65 good.
black kettle drum is 65 good.
steely marble is 65 good.
rickety old unicycle is 65 good.
crusty hula hoop is 65 good.
Cloak of Dire Shadows is 65 good.
cozy scimitar is 65 good.
sea cape is 65 good.
wolfskull mask is 65 good.
Third Eye is 65 good.
plexiglass pikestaff is 64 good.
palm-frond capris is 64 good.
Pantaloons of Hatred is 64 good.
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket is 64 good.
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) is 64 good.
burning paper crane is 63 good.
Lavalos's shell is 62 good.
Liam's mail is 62 good.
negotiatin' hammer is 62 good.
gearbox necklace is 61 good.
jangly bracelet is 61 good.
catskin buckler is 60 good.
blackberry combat boots is 60 good.
Brimstone Bludgeon is 60 good.
Hodgman's whackin' stick is 60 good.
Hodgman's imaginary hamster is 60 good.
Zombo's shoulder blade is 60 good.
Frosty's arm is 60 good.
spongy shield is 60 good.
Mer-kin hookspear is 60 good.
teflon shield is 60 good.
infernal toilet brush is 60 good.
beige clambroth marble is 60 good.
sugar chapeau is 60 good.
snailmail hauberk is 60 good.
super-sweet boom box is 60 good.
cane-mail shirt is 60 good.
jam band is 60 good.
sea mantle is 60 good.
Drapes-You-Regally is 60 good.
Great Wolf's left paw is 60 good.
warm fur is 60 good.
sphygmomanometer is 60 good.
hare pin is 60 good.
famous blue raincoat is 60 good.
Dinsey's pizza cutter is 60 good.
Dinsey's brain is 60 good.
hazmat helmet is 60 good.
sphygmayomanometer is 60 good.
elf ploughshare is 60 good.
nicksilver ring is 60 good.
mini-marshmallow dispenser is 60 good.
eldritch pants is 60 good.
asteroid belt is 60 good.
sea cowboy hat is 58 good.
Unfortunato's foolscap is 58 good.
Pantsgiving is 57 good.
carrot-on-a-stick is 57 good.
gummi sword is 57 good.
grisly shield is 56 good.
corroded breeches is 56 good.
Warms-Your-Tush is 56 good.
zombie mariachi pants is 56 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards is 56 good.
scepter of the Skeleton Lord is 56 good.
incredibly dense meat gem is 55 good.
Travoltan trousers is 55 good.
keg shield is 55 good.
Order of the Silver Wossname is 55 good.
evil-ass club is 55 good.
nasty-ass club is 55 good.
hot-ass club is 55 good.
frigid-ass club is 55 good.
creepy-ass club is 55 good.
jet bennie marble is 55 good.
Brand of Violence is 55 good.
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence is 55 good.
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred is 55 good.
Goggles of Loathing is 55 good.
papier-mâchéte is 55 good.
papier-mâchine gun is 55 good.
giant turkey leg is 55 good.
ghost shawl is 55 good.
elevennis shoes is 55 good.
rusted-out shootin' iron is 55 good.
[7961]Staff of Ed is 55 good.
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles is 55 good.
love is 55 good.
little deuce cape is 55 good.
double barreled barrel gun is 55 good.
very pointy crown is 55 good.
spant spear is 55 good.
Dragonscale breastplate is 55 good.
Wal-Mart nametag is 54 good.
teflon spatula is 53 good.
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr is 53 good.
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo is 53 good.
steel drivin' hammer is 53 good.
burning paper hat is 53 good.
duct tape fedora is 52 good.
villainous scythe is 52 good.
Truthsayer is 52 good.
revolver is 52 good.
malevolent medallion is 51 good.
poodle skirt is 51 good.
Mafia violin case is 50 good.
wonderwall shield is 50 good.
cyborg stompin' boot is 50 good.
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat is 50 good.
Frosty's old silk hat is 50 good.
Oscus's pelt is 50 good.
Frosty's snowball sack is 50 good.
washboard shield is 50 good.
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork is 50 good.
Hodgman's lucky sock is 50 good.
sponge helmet is 50 good.
slime-covered shovel is 50 good.
bumblebee marble is 50 good.
Coily™ is 50 good.
sugar shotgun is 50 good.
sugar shillelagh is 50 good.
sugar shank is 50 good.
Star of Bravery is 50 good.
Underworld flail is 50 good.
Lens of Violence is 50 good.
sealhide belt is 50 good.
guard turtle shell is 50 good.
spaghetti cult rosary is 50 good.
sinister demon mask is 50 good.
The Necbromancer's Hat is 50 good.
wings of fire is 50 good.
slime-covered staff is 50 good.
foam commodore's hat is 50 good.
foam naval trousers is 50 good.
pixel grappling hook is 50 good.
Mark IV Steam-Hat is 50 good.
Mark V Steam-Hat is 50 good.
dreadful fedora is 50 good.
hothammer is 50 good.
old ball and chain is 50 good.
old dry bone is 50 good.
big pants is 50 good.
wool sock is 50 good.
sommelier's towel is 50 good.
kiwi beak is 50 good.
fiberglass fingerguard is 50 good.
stinky fannypack is 50 good.
Carpathian longsword is 50 good.
can opener is 50 good.
sprinkle-begging cup is 50 good.
sugar raygun is 50 good.
LOV Eardigan is 50 good.
meteorthopedic shoes is 50 good.
catskin cap is 49 good.
Pendant of Fire is 49 good.
Ring of Fire is 49 good.
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace is 49 good.
Ice-Cold Beer Ring is 49 good.
Choker of the Ultragoth is 49 good.
The Ring is 49 good.
Putrid Pendant is 49 good.
Ring of the Sewer Snake is 49 good.
Mudflap-Girl Necklace is 49 good.
Mudflap-Girl Ring is 49 good.
Windsor Pan of the Source is 49 good.
Wal-Mart snowglobe is 49 good.
porcelain plus-fours is 48 good.
crazy bastard sword is 46 good.
deep six-shooter is 46 good.
Crimbomega drive chain is 46 good.
arse-shooting crossbow is 45 good.
duct tape sword is 45 good.
mostly rat-hide leggings is 45 good.
old patched suit-pants is 45 good.
Ol' Scratch's manacles is 45 good.
velcro broadsword is 45 good.
Abyssal ember is 45 good.
lemonade marble is 45 good.
snailmail breeches is 45 good.
Shield of Icy Fate is 45 good.
ornamental sextant is 45 good.
Mayor Ghost's cloak is 45 good.
bag of unfinished business is 45 good.
ice nine is 45 good.
red masque is 45 good.
time-twitching toolbelt is 45 good.
plastic nunchaku is 45 good.
wrought-iron waders is 45 good.
dirty rigging rope is 45 good.
Pener's drumstick is 45 good.
protonic accelerator pack is 45 good.
candy dress shoes is 45 good.
candy necktie is 45 good.
chocolate pocketwatch is 45 good.
belt of Ogrekind is 45 good.
the Ley Incursion's waist is 45 good.
elevenderizing hammer is 44 good.
trench coat is 44 good.
Operation Patriot Shield is 43 good.
Boots of Twilight Whispers is 43 good.
Drunkula's cape is 43 good.
wrought-iron widget is 43 good.
solid baconstone ring is 42 good.
slime-covered compass is 42 good.
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig is 42 good.
pulled porquoise ring is 41 good.
diabolical crossbow is 41 good.
pernicious cudgel is 41 good.
crown-shaped beanie is 41 good.
surgical mask is 41 good.
snarling wolf shield is 40 good.
bullet-proof corduroys is 40 good.
beer helmet is 40 good.
reinforced beaded headband is 40 good.
bejeweled pledge pin is 40 good.
beaten-up Chucks is 40 good.
black greaves is 40 good.
hand-carved bow is 40 good.
bottle-rocket crossbow is 40 good.
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet is 40 good.
Chester's moustache is 40 good.
Chester's bag of candy is 40 good.
shark tooth necklace is 40 good.
straw hat is 40 good.
square sponge pants is 40 good.
psycho sweater is 40 good.
amber aviator shades is 40 good.
Mer-kin roundshield is 40 good.
Mer-kin breastplate is 40 good.
red China marble is 40 good.
Underworld truncheon is 40 good.
Mer-kin facecowl is 40 good.
Ass-Stompers of Violence is 40 good.
boneana hammock is 40 good.
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap is 40 good.
Uncle Hobo's belt is 40 good.
giant candy cane is 40 good.
right bear arm is 40 good.
Mark II Steam-Hat is 40 good.
Mark III Steam-Hat is 40 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg is 40 good.
tailbone shield is 40 good.
pogo stick is 40 good.
Red X Shield is 40 good.
first-aid pouch is 40 good.
porcelain police baton is 40 good.
porcelain porkpie is 40 good.
porcelain phantom mask is 40 good.
bakelite bowl is 40 good.
wrought-iron winch crank is 40 good.
glass eye is 40 good.
toxic mop is 40 good.
grease cannon is 40 good.
SMOOCH breastplate is 40 good.
quicksilver ring is 40 good.
noir fedora is 40 good.
pumpkin spice candle is 40 good.
Jodhpurs of Violence is 39 good.
Copper Alpha of Sincerity is 38 good.
Pink Heart of Spirit is 38 good.
giant cactus quill is 37 good.
filigreed hamethyst ring is 37 good.
camouflage T-shirt is 37 good.
Bigger Bugfinder Blade is 36 good.
Iron Beta of Industry is 36 good.
Orange Star of Sacrifice is 36 good.
The Necbromancer's Shorts is 36 good.
silver cow creamer is 36 good.
Spelunker's fedora is 36 good.
eleven-gallon hat is 36 good.
plexiglass pith helmet is 35 good.
hockey stick of furious angry rage is 35 good.
flamin' bindle is 35 good.
freezin' bindle is 35 good.
stinkin' bindle is 35 good.
spooky bindle is 35 good.
sleazy bindle is 35 good.
Chester's sunglasses is 35 good.
velcro shield is 35 good.
vinyl shield is 35 good.
pink pinkslip slip is 35 good.
shadowy seal eye is 35 good.
wumpus-hair wig is 35 good.
corrosive cowl is 35 good.
brown crock marble is 35 good.
hardened slime hat is 35 good.
hardened slime pants is 35 good.
hardened slime belt is 35 good.
Scepter of Loathing is 35 good.
bindlestocking is 35 good.
Admiral's hat is 35 good.
skeleton skis is 35 good.
cozy bazooka is 35 good.
Great Wolf's beastly trousers is 35 good.
Engorged Sausages and You is 35 good.
studded sealhide shield is 35 good.
warbear dress helmet is 35 good.
warbear dress bracers is 35 good.
warbear dress greaves is 35 good.
extremely wet T-shirt is 35 good.
heavy crown is 35 good.
The Jokester's wig is 35 good.
candy screwdriver is 35 good.
bad vibroknife is 35 good.
crystal belt buckle is 35 good.
psychic's crystal ball is 35 good.
rusty chain necklace is 34 good.
Nickel Gamma of Frugality is 34 good.
Yellow Moon of Compassion is 34 good.
moist sailor's cap is 34 good.
blackberry moccasins is 33 good.
cane-mail pants is 33 good.
fireman's helmet is 33 good.
ten-gallon hat is 33 good.
glass casserole dish is 33 good.
Spirit Precipice is 32 good.
massive sitar is 32 good.
Zinc Delta of Tranquility is 32 good.
Green Clover of Justice is 32 good.
rusty speargun is 32 good.
tortoboggan shield is 32 good.
rusty piece of rebar is 32 good.
slime-covered speargun is 32 good.
slime-covered club is 32 good.
Mer-kin headguard is 32 good.
Juju Mojo Mask is 32 good.
cold water bottle is 32 good.
Spookyraven signet is 32 good.
murderbot mask is 32 good.
letterman's jacket is 31 good.
Rain-Doh red wings is 31 good.
red silk skirt is 31 good.
gingerservo is 31 good.
amulet of extreme plot significance is 30 good.
Crimbo pants is 30 good.
star hat is 30 good.
MAHI fez is 30 good.
Talisman of Baio is 30 good.
plexiglass pocketwatch is 30 good.
plexiglass pendant is 30 good.
black helmet is 30 good.
Tropical Crimbo Shorts is 30 good.
furniture dolly is 30 good.
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility is 30 good.
Blue Diamond of Honesty is 30 good.
Brimstone Beret is 30 good.
Brimstone Bunker is 30 good.
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign is 30 good.
panhandle panhandling hat is 30 good.
origami pasties is 30 good.
Zombo's skullcap is 30 good.
C.H.U.M. knife is 30 good.
marinara jug is 30 good.
Chester's Aquarius medallion is 30 good.
octopus's spade is 30 good.
Spooky Putty leotard is 30 good.
Mer-kin digpick is 30 good.
Mer-kin sneakmask is 30 good.
water-polo mitt is 30 good.
water-polo cap is 30 good.
green peawee marble is 30 good.
skate board is 30 good.
Mer-kin bunwig is 30 good.
honeycap is 30 good.
cursed scrunchie is 30 good.
rusty staff is 30 good.
flaming sword is 30 good.
groping claw is 30 good.
antique spyglass is 30 good.
cod cape is 30 good.
compression stocking is 30 good.
midriff scrubs is 30 good.
power sock is 30 good.
moustache sock is 30 good.
Hand that Rocks the Ladle is 30 good.
chocolate cow bone is 30 good.
Jacob's rung is 30 good.
ghast iron cleaver is 30 good.
vampire pellet is 30 good.
trench lighter is 30 good.
porcelain pelerine is 30 good.
Spelunker's khakis is 30 good.
bakelite backpack is 30 good.
obsidian nutcracker is 30 good.
sewage-clogged pistol is 30 good.
isotophat is 30 good.
Three Mile Island shorts is 30 good.
Dinsey's glove is 30 good.
barrel beryl nose ring is 30 good.
barrel beryl ring is 30 good.
reindeer hammer is 30 good.
thicksilver ring is 30 good.
nine-gallon hat is 30 good.
detective roscoe is 30 good.
shooting morning star is 30 good.
Super Magic Power Sword X is 29 good.
duct tape shirt is 29 good.
Elizabeth's Dollie is 29 good.
Lead Zeta of Chastity is 28 good.
Purple Horseshoe of Honor is 28 good.
Brimstone Bracelet is 27 good.
Mer-kin dodgeball is 27 good.
Mer-kin dragnet is 27 good.
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke½æ is 27 good.
flapper floppers is 27 good.
sneakeasies is 27 good.
eight-gallon hat is 27 good.
gingerbread hoodie is 27 good.
ga-ga radio is 26 good.
Uranium Omega of Temperance is 26 good.
Red Balloon of Valor is 26 good.
Krakrox's Loincloth is 26 good.
Angelhair Culottes is 26 good.
Lederhosen of the Night is 26 good.
tin drum is 26 good.
yakskin pants is 25 good.
hippopotamus pants is 25 good.
hypnodisk is 25 good.
yakskin skirt is 25 good.
yakskin kilt is 25 good.
hippopotamus skirt is 25 good.
hippopotamus kilt is 25 good.
meatspout staff is 25 good.
black shield is 25 good.
liar's pants is 25 good.
longhaired hippy wig is 25 good.
Ankh of Badahnkadh is 25 good.
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is 25 good.
cast-iron legacy paddle is 25 good.
blackberry slippers is 25 good.
hand-carved bokken is 25 good.
hand-carved staff is 25 good.
solid baconstone necklace is 25 good.
pulled porquoise pendant is 25 good.
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield is 25 good.
dilapidated wizard hat is 25 good.
origami riding crop is 25 good.
left-handed melodica is 25 good.
club of the five seasons is 25 good.
rainbow crossbow is 25 good.
velcro paddle ball is 25 good.
bad-ass club is 25 good.
mannequin leg is 25 good.
brand new key is 25 good.
crowbar is 25 good.
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants is 25 good.
honeybritches is 25 good.
Big Candy's tophat is 25 good.
papier-mâchuridars is 25 good.
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword is 25 good.
miniature deck cannon is 25 good.
Mark I Steam-Hat is 25 good.
muddy pirate hat is 25 good.
floral-print skirt is 25 good.
arm buzzer is 25 good.
Meat Tenderizer is Murder is 25 good.
lynyrdskin cap is 25 good.
lynyrdskin tunic is 25 good.
lynyrdskin breeches is 25 good.
Sneaky Pete's basket is 25 good.
plaid skirt is 25 good.
tarnished tastevin is 25 good.
wooly loincloth is 25 good.
unsanitized scalpel is 25 good.
heavy-duty clipboard is 25 good.
bakelite badge is 25 good.
bakelite breeches is 25 good.
barrel gun is 25 good.
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square is 25 good.
First Post shirt - Cir Senam is 25 good.
discarded swimming trunks is 25 good.
potato masher is 25 good.
murderbot plasma rifle is 25 good.
meteortarboard is 25 good.
Bugfinder Blade is 24 good.
flowing hippy skirt is 24 good.
sea holster is 24 good.
pearl diver's necklace is 24 good.
Thor's Pliers is 24 good.
wicker sticker is 24 good.
VYKEA hex key is 24 good.
seven-gallon hat is 24 good.
smoldering staff is 23 good.
giant driftwood sculpture is 23 good.
duct tape dockers is 23 good.
bonedanna is 23 good.
snow belt is 23 good.
fiberglass frock is 23 good.
miniature candle is 23 good.
Ancient Saucehelm is 22 good.
Disco 'Fro Pick is 22 good.
big bad voodoo mask is 22 good.
wool hat is 22 good.
solid baconstone earring is 22 good.
rave visor is 22 good.
baggy rave pants is 22 good.
pacifier necklace is 22 good.
Volartta's bellbottoms is 22 good.
Rain-Doh violet bo is 22 good.
Pocket Square of Loathing is 22 good.
gym shorts is 22 good.
plaid cowboy hat is 22 good.
LOV Epaulettes is 22 good.
pirate fledges is 21 good.
rave whistle is 21 good.
Galapagosian Cuisses is 21 good.
blackberry galoshes is 21 good.
fuzzy busby is 21 good.
fuzzy montera is 21 good.
Belt of Howling Anger is 21 good.
tin foil is 21 good.
centurion helmet is 21 good.
six-gallon hat is 21 good.
snowboarder pants is 20 good.
linoleum helmet turtle is 20 good.
penguin shorts is 20 good.
denim axe is 20 good.
star pants is 20 good.
support cummerbund is 20 good.
bugbear-smiting sword is 20 good.
Radio Free Baseball Cap is 20 good.
Radio Free Pants is 20 good.
Radio Free Foil is 20 good.
penguinskin mini-skirt is 20 good.
penguinskin mini-kilt is 20 good.
ice sickle is 20 good.
Grimacite greaves is 20 good.
bronze breastplate is 20 good.
Gaia beads is 20 good.
Zim Merman's guitar is 20 good.
war tongs is 20 good.
natty blue ascot is 20 good.
tube sock is 20 good.
beer bong is 20 good.
bounty-hunting helmet is 20 good.
bounty-hunting pants is 20 good.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer is 20 good.
beer-a-pult is 20 good.
filigreed hamethyst necklace is 20 good.
Grimacite gat is 20 good.
huge mosquito proboscis is 20 good.
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet is 20 good.
grungy bandana is 20 good.
C.B.F.G. is 20 good.
vibrating cyborg knife is 20 good.
immense cyborg hand is 20 good.
sealskin drum is 20 good.
dead guy's memento is 20 good.
Ol' Scratch's stove door is 20 good.
Chester's muscle shirt is 20 good.
Oscus's garbage can lid is 20 good.
fish stick is 20 good.
ganger bandana is 20 good.
non-stick pugil stick is 20 good.
teflon swim fins is 20 good.
plastic guitar is 20 good.
magilaser blastercannon is 20 good.
frozen seal spine is 20 good.
padded tortoise is 20 good.
old school flying disc is 20 good.
brass dorsal fin is 20 good.
sealhide hood is 20 good.
Ellsbury's skull is 20 good.
bone spurs is 20 good.
Uncle Hobo's epic beard is 20 good.
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves is 20 good.
Loathing Legion flamethrower is 20 good.
honey dipper is 20 good.
Rain-Doh green lantern is 20 good.
ancient ice cream scoop is 20 good.
steel sword is 20 good.
Greaves of the Murk Lord is 20 good.
oil slacks is 20 good.
short-handled mop is 20 good.
bowl of petunias is 20 good.
snow mobile is 20 good.
unrequired jacket is 20 good.
breadchucks is 20 good.
Jefferson wings is 20 good.
Kashmir sweater is 20 good.
red book is 20 good.
half-melted spoon is 20 good.
coal shovel is 20 good.
ghast iron Garibaldi is 20 good.
ghast iron heater shield is 20 good.
ghast iron codpiece is 20 good.
droll monocle is 20 good.
glow-in-the-dark necklace is 20 good.
wrought-iron whisk is 20 good.
bastard baster is 20 good.
expensive camera is 20 good.
barrel beryl choker is 20 good.
The Jokester's pants is 20 good.
frigid derringer is 20 good.
Mr. Screege's spectacles is 20 good.
tie-dyed fannypack is 20 good.
shuddersword is 19 good.
projectile icemaker is 19 good.
silver shrimp fork is 19 good.
Zombo's skull ring is 19 good.
ocarina of space is 19 good.
painted shield is 19 good.
frozen turtle shell is 19 good.
Scalp of Gorgolok is 18 good.
El Sombrero De Lopez is 18 good.
star spatula is 18 good.
chintzy seal pendant is 18 good.
chintzy turtle brooch is 18 good.
chintzy noodle ring is 18 good.
chintzy saucepan earring is 18 good.
chintzy disco ball pendant is 18 good.
chintzy accordion pin is 18 good.
fire poi is 18 good.
ratskin belt is 18 good.
curmudgel is 18 good.
gatorskin umbrella is 18 good.
spiky turtle shield is 18 good.
Bonestabber is 18 good.
pearl diver's ring is 18 good.
iShield is 18 good.
bakelite brooch is 18 good.
wrought-iron wig is 18 good.
five-gallon hat is 18 good.
hot cross bow is 17 good.
C.H.U.M. lantern is 17 good.
Mer-kin switchblade is 17 good.
Treads of Loathing is 17 good.
keel-haulin' knife is 17 good.
Helm of the Scream Emperor is 17 good.
Yorick is 17 good.
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr is 16 good.
ridiculously huge sword is 16 good.
giant cheesestick is 16 good.
black cowboy hat is 16 good.
spiky turtle helmet is 16 good.
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate is 16 good.
hawk is 16 good.
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail is 16 good.
chrome helmet turtle is 15 good.
batblade is 15 good.
drywall axe is 15 good.
badass belt is 15 good.
easter egg balloon is 15 good.
star shirt is 15 good.
colored-light "necklace" is 15 good.
ice pick is 15 good.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon is 15 good.
Grimacite glaive is 15 good.
carob cannon is 15 good.
ram-battering staff is 15 good.
makeshift skirt is 15 good.
flaming pink shirt is 15 good.
pointed stick is 15 good.
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button is 15 good.
orange peel hat is 15 good.
Danglin' Chad's loincloth is 15 good.
Elmley shades is 15 good.
bounty-hunting rifle is 15 good.
goatskin umbrella is 15 good.
Iiti Kitty phone charm is 15 good.
bat-ass leather jacket is 15 good.
armgun is 15 good.
Grimacite gasmask is 15 good.
Periodical Paintbrush is 15 good.
leechknife is 15 good.
beaver spear is 15 good.
shamanic beads is 15 good.
silver tongue charrrm bracelet is 15 good.
clingfilm slippers is 15 good.
cursed eyepatch is 15 good.
cursed cutlass is 15 good.
cursed breeches is 15 good.
polyalloy shield is 15 good.
cup of infinite pencils is 15 good.
lucky bottlecap is 15 good.
crumpled felt fedora is 15 good.
Seasonal Beret is 15 good.
fish scimitar is 15 good.
fish bazooka is 15 good.
eelskin hat is 15 good.
shark jumper is 15 good.
7-inch discus is 15 good.
world's smallest violin is 15 good.
a butt tuba is 15 good.
oyster egg balloon is 15 good.
bejeweled cufflinks is 15 good.
cyber-mattock is 15 good.
collapsible baton is 15 good.
Flail of the Seven Aspects is 15 good.
sealhide moccasins is 15 good.
spaghetti cult mask is 15 good.
lawnmower blade is 15 good.
fancy tophat is 15 good.
fancy black tie is 15 good.
fancy tuxedo pants is 15 good.
trout fang is 15 good.
Uncle Hobo's highest bough is 15 good.
extra-see-thru nightie is 15 good.
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses is 15 good.
giant gym membership card is 15 good.
giant artisanal rice peeler is 15 good.
sea chaps is 15 good.
long-forgotten necklace is 15 good.
aquamariner's necklace is 15 good.
spectral axe is 15 good.
A Light that Never Goes Out is 15 good.
combat fan is 15 good.
red hot poker is 15 good.
Stephen's lab coat is 15 good.
creepy doll head is 15 good.
haunted paddle-ball is 15 good.
plaid pocket square is 15 good.
dark hamethyst ring is 15 good.
dark baconstone ring is 15 good.
dark porquoise ring is 15 good.
little black book is 15 good.
silent pea shooter is 15 good.
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles is 15 good.
Xiblaxian stealth cowl is 15 good.
Xiblaxian stealth trousers is 15 good.
Xiblaxian stealth vest is 15 good.
Dinsey's pants is 15 good.
meteorb is 15 good.
psychic's amulet is 15 good.
Elder Turtle Shell is 14 good.
linoleum sword is 14 good.
linoleum staff is 14 good.
linoleum crossbow is 14 good.
hairy staff is 14 good.
soylent staff is 14 good.
Lockenstock™ sandals is 14 good.
black sword is 14 good.
black belt is 14 good.
woven baling wire bracelets is 14 good.
wrench bracelet is 14 good.
bat hat is 14 good.
space heater is 14 good.
oversized pizza cutter is 13 good.
kick-ass kicks is 13 good.
filigreed hamethyst earring is 13 good.
googly-star hat is 13 good.
googly-ball hat is 13 good.
googly-heart hat is 13 good.
gold crown is 13 good.
Vicar's Tutu is 13 good.
fiberglass foil is 13 good.
fiberglass fannypack is 13 good.
eXtreme nose ring is 12 good.
asbestos sword is 12 good.
asbestos staff is 12 good.
asbestos crossbow is 12 good.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions is 12 good.
flaming juggler's balls is 12 good.
headhunter necktie is 12 good.
oversized pipe is 12 good.
"Humorous" T-shirt is 12 good.
mummy mask is 12 good.
happiness is 12 good.
staph of homophones is 12 good.
iron helmet is 12 good.
Whoompa Fur Pants is 12 good.
space needle is 12 good.
burnt snowpants is 12 good.
Krampus Horn is 12 good.
Colander of Em-er'il is 11 good.
round green sunglasses is 11 good.
sawblade shield is 11 good.
grungy flannel shirt is 11 good.
grassy cutlass is 11 good.
bone flute is 11 good.
brazen bracelet is 11 good.
bitter bowtie is 11 good.
Newman's Own Trousers is 11 good.
Claw of the Infernal Seal is 11 good.
Garter of the Turtle Poacher is 11 good.
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental is 11 good.
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob is 11 good.
Bling of the New Wave is 11 good.
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez is 11 good.
glowstick on a string is 11 good.
candy necklace is 11 good.
teddybear backpack is 11 good.
fuzzy earmuffs is 11 good.
half-size scalpel is 11 good.
tin tam is 11 good.
Hairpiece On Fire is 11 good.
giant yellow hat is 11 good.
iFlail is 11 good.
chrome sword is 10 good.
chrome staff is 10 good.
chrome crossbow is 10 good.
mesh cap is 10 good.
Mohawk wig is 10 good.
iron pasta spoon is 10 good.
duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
buffalo blade is 10 good.
potato pistol is 10 good.
enchantlers is 10 good.
Counterclockwise Watch is 10 good.
serpentine sword is 10 good.
perforated battle paddle is 10 good.
Ye Olde Navy Fleece is 10 good.
vampire duck-on-a-string is 10 good.
toy ray gun is 10 good.
hippy medical kit is 10 good.
hipposkin poncho is 10 good.
yohohoyo is 10 good.
booty chest charrrm bracelet is 10 good.
roboduck-on-a-string is 10 good.
biomechanical crimborg helmet is 10 good.
biomechanical crimborg leg armor is 10 good.
makeshift castanets is 10 good.
corncob pipe is 10 good.
Mr. Joe's bangles is 10 good.
frayed rope belt is 10 good.
big stirring stick is 10 good.
Mer-kin takebag is 10 good.
Spooky Putty ball is 10 good.
vinyl boots is 10 good.
bewitching boots is 10 good.
floaty rock helmet is 10 good.
floaty rock pants is 10 good.
floaty rock necklace is 10 good.
yield shield is 10 good.
silver cheese-slicer is 10 good.
Mer-kin waistrope is 10 good.
Belt of Loathing is 10 good.
speed limit shield is 10 good.
sealhide gloves is 10 good.
snailmail coif is 10 good.
detour shield is 10 good.
slippery when wet shield is 10 good.
rxr shield is 10 good.
stop shield is 10 good.
shin gourds is 10 good.
Loathing Legion double prism is 10 good.
papier-masque is 10 good.
badge of authority is 10 good.
oil lamp is 10 good.
oil pan is 10 good.
Bloodbath is 10 good.
giant safety pin is 10 good.
aquamariner's ring is 10 good.
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge is 10 good.
pygmy briefs is 10 good.
warbear foil hat is 10 good.
Work is a Four Letter Sword is 10 good.
Sheila Take a Crossbow is 10 good.
Hand in Glove is 10 good.
Ouija Board, Ouija Board is 10 good.
black blade is 10 good.
ghost toga is 10 good.
Brogre brorts is 10 good.
black cloak is 10 good.
rubber cape is 10 good.
pteruges is 10 good.
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter is 10 good.
cuddly teddy bear is 10 good.
porcelain pepper mill is 10 good.
macroplane grater is 10 good.
Othello's military jacket is 10 good.
Othello's dagger is 10 good.
Othello's handkerchief is 10 good.
bellhop's hat is 10 good.
elven tambourine is 10 good.
ticksilver ring is 10 good.
foam pistol is 10 good.
goulauncher is 9 good.
lupine sword is 9 good.
didgeridooka is 9 good.
pulled porquoise earring is 9 good.
clingfilm trousers is 9 good.
machetito is 9 good.
acoustic guitarrr is 8 good.
star sword is 8 good.
star crossbow is 8 good.
star staff is 8 good.
bow staff is 8 good.
Snow Queen Crown is 8 good.
charming flute is 8 good.
pipe wrench is 8 good.
punk rock jacket is 8 good.
Bram's choker is 8 good.
fiberglass fedora is 8 good.
fez of etymology is 7 good.
pygmy nose-bone is 7 good.
pygmy spear is 7 good.
tuxedo shirt is 7 good.
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet is 7 good.
papier-mitre is 7 good.
Saucepanic is 7 good.
madius is 7 good.
eXtreme mittens is 6 good.
f3d0r4 is 6 good.
star buckler is 6 good.
spiked femur is 6 good.
snake shield is 6 good.
wicker shield is 6 good.
toy space helmet is 6 good.
Earring of Fire is 6 good.
Ice-Cold Beerring is 6 good.
Unspeakable Earring is 6 good.
Nose Ring of Putrescence is 6 good.
Mudflap-Girl Earring is 6 good.
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches is 6 good.
Frosty's carrot is 6 good.
Oscus's dumpster waders is 6 good.
Zombo's grievous greaves is 6 good.
Chester's cutoffs is 6 good.
slime-covered helmet is 6 good.
monstrous monocle is 6 good.
musty moccasins is 6 good.
molten medallion is 6 good.
troll britches is 6 good.
grandfather watch is 6 good.
head mirror is 6 good.
Half a Purse is 6 good.
ratskin pajama pants is 6 good.
octolus-skin cloak is 6 good.
Official Council Aide Pin is 6 good.
Spacegate scientist's insignia is 6 good.
Spacegate military insignia is 6 good.
meteorite guard is 6 good.
eXtreme scarf is 5 good.
titanium assault umbrella is 5 good.
giant needle is 5 good.
furry pants is 5 good.
Crimbo sword is 5 good.
floral print shirt is 5 good.
coconut bikini top is 5 good.
goth kid t-shirt is 5 good.
bowler is 5 good.
bowlegged pants is 5 good.
spooky hockey mask is 5 good.
furry skirt is 5 good.
furry kilt is 5 good.
rhinestone cowboy shirt is 5 good.
gingham blouse is 5 good.
souvenir ski t-shirt is 5 good.
can of fake snow is 5 good.
tree skirt is 5 good.
star boomerang is 5 good.
star stiletto is 5 good.
ram stick is 5 good.
makeshift cape is 5 good.
prehistoric spear is 5 good.
Tropical Crimbo Sword is 5 good.
[2268]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
palm-frond cloak is 5 good.
stone baseball cap is 5 good.
witch wart is 5 good.
tip jar is 5 good.
rum barrel charrrm bracelet is 5 good.
clingfilm cap is 5 good.
enormous hoop earring is 5 good.
shapeless wide-brimmed hat is 5 good.
eelskin pants is 5 good.
skate blade is 5 good.
silver paté knife is 5 good.
Loathing Legion pizza stone is 5 good.
Trusty is 5 good.
Duskwalker fangs is 5 good.
dress pants is 5 good.
giant motorcycle boots is 5 good.
Misty Cloak is 5 good.
Misty Robe is 5 good.
Misty Cape is 5 good.
brown felt tophat is 5 good.
dreadful glove is 5 good.
antique machete is 5 good.
Frankly Mr. Shank is 5 good.
ankleweights is 5 good.
tommy gun is 5 good.
fleetwood chain is 5 good.
Red Fox glove is 5 good.
moose antlers is 5 good.
Brogre bucket hat is 5 good.
[7964]Staff of Fats is 5 good.
bakelite belt is 5 good.
fiberglass fetish is 5 good.
red LavaCo Lamp™ is 5 good.
blue LavaCo Lamp™ is 5 good.
green LavaCo Lamp™ is 5 good.
saffron antaravasaka is 5 good.
saffron uttarasanga is 5 good.
leather chaps is 4 good.
nasty rat mask is 4 good.
Claybender glasses is 4 good.
eerie fetish is 4 good.
guts necklace is 4 good.
BOOtonniere is 4 good.
vial of hot blood is 4 good.
tonguebone is 4 good.
yabba dabba doo rag is 4 good.
ninjammies is 4 good.
Uncle Crimbo's hat is 4 good.
draggin' ball hat is 3 good.
1337 7r0uZ0RZ is 3 good.
fetus-smashing club is 3 good.
imitation nice watch is 3 good.
time helmet is 3 good.
time trousers is 3 good.
time sword is 3 good.
marionette is 3 good.
sock monkey is 3 good.
rag doll is 3 good.
Grimacite goggles is 3 good.
killer rag doll is 3 good.
incredibly creepy marionette is 3 good.
mad scientist's sock monkey is 3 good.
asbestos apron is 3 good.
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket is 3 good.
Grimacite gaiters is 3 good.
cyborg doll is 3 good.
marionette collective is 3 good.
borg sock monkey is 3 good.
Spooky Putty mitre is 3 good.
chamoisole is 3 good.
sugar shirt is 3 good.
spangly sombrero is 3 good.
Mer-kin stopwatch is 3 good.
scale-mail underwear is 3 good.
cool iron helmet is 3 good.
rubber ribcage is 3 good.
Brogre brolo shirt is 3 good.
radiator heater shield is 3 good.
World's Best Adventurer sash is 3 good.
wrought-iron walker is 3 good.
glass pie plate is 3 good.
miming beret is 3 good.
psychic's circlet is 3 good.
psychic's pslacks is 3 good.
glowing red eye is 2 good.
makeshift turban is 2 good.
spark plug earring is 2 good.
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket is 2 good.
extra-large palm-frond toupee is 2 good.
witty rapier is 2 good.
sock garters is 2 good.
sealhide cloak is 2 good.
oil cap is 2 good.
super-strong air freshener is 2 good.
warbear lined ushanka is 2 good.
warbear fleece-lined long johns is 2 good.
warbear fleece-lined warscarf is 2 good.
sweatband is 2 good.
Saturday Night Special is 2 good.
Roman sadnals is 2 good.
standards and practices guide is 2 good.
Crimbo hat is 1 good.
round purple sunglasses is 1 good.
distressed denim pants is 1 good.
Tropical Crimbo Hat is 1 good.
surgical apron is 1 good.
bloodied surgical dungarees is 1 good.
giant discarded plastic fork is 0 good.
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags is 0 good.
Drunkula's ring of haze is 0 good.
red coat is 0 good.
training belt is 0 good.
training legwarmers is 0 good.
training helmet is 0 good.