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- So, I looked at a bunch of houses,
- and I think I've found the best one.
- 2
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- It's perfect. I'm gonna send you the link.
- 3
- 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,122
- And then,
- we should just go ahead and get it
- 4
- 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,373
- 'cause it's the best one.
- 5
- 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,208
- Abby, the house looks amazing,
- 6
- 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,960
- and the thought of a trip is exciting,
- 7
- 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,130
- but turning 50 is so not a big deal to me.
- 8
- 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,467
- I had a patient this week
- who is in knots about turning 40.
- 9
- 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,803
- The feedback I offered her,
- as corny as it sounds, is:
- 10
- 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,889
- "Age is truly just a number."
- 11
- 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,266
- I mean,
- you're only as old as you feel, right?
- 12
- 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,601
- Why stress about it?
- 13
- 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,394
- Fuck, that's hot!
- 14
- 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:02,771
- I always love Hawaii.
- 15
- 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,231
- You know what?
- I catered Jack Johnson's birthday party,
- 16
- 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,691
- and he said I could use
- his beach house there.
- 17
- 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,777
- Okay, here are my top picks: Napa...
- 18
- 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,404
- a resort in Arizona, or Napa.
- 19
- 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,865
- Well, all I can say
- is thank God you're planning this,
- 20
- 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:17,368
- 'cause you know Brian is not
- gonna do shit for her 50th.
- 21
- 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,829
- You know Brian would just take her
- to Macaroni Grill,
- 22
- 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,999
- and then she'd have to drive home
- because he had too much to drink.
- 23
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- Fucking Brian.
- 24
- 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,461
- Oh, my God, this trip sounds so fun.
- 25
- 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,213
- And it's so great
- everyone can get together.
- 26
- 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,465
- -You're coming, right?
- -No.
- 27
- 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,384
- Mama needs to rock out with her cock out.
- 28
- 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:37,222
- Also, Mama needs to stop referring
- to herself in the third person.
- 29
- 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,516
- And maybe ease up on the cock drops.
- 30
- 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,102
- I just want this to feel
- like a regular vacation.
- 31
- 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,521
- You know, like... just sit around, talk
- 32
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- and drink wine and laugh
- and... wear muumuus...
- 33
- 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,943
- And just somewhere in there,
- I'll just kind of slide into 50.
- 34
- 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,195
- You know,
- I just want it to be super chill,
- 35
- 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,696
- -no big deal--
- -Die!
- 36
- 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,157
- Brian, could you turn that down?
- 37
- 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,202
- No, I'm sorry, Rebecca,
- but it is officially a big deal.
- 38
- 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,371
- It's your half-centennial.
- 39
- 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,665
- I'm not gonna let this go by
- without doing something big.
- 40
- 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,501
- Okay... I'm gonna cut my bangs.
- 41
- 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,587
- I really wanna make this work.
- Honestly, I'm just so grateful
- 42
- 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,048
- that you guys still want me to come
- after I bailed on the last one.
- 43
- 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:16,136
- God, it's just, like, the flying
- and that random house, you know?
- 44
- 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,929
- It just, like, gives me anxiety.
- 45
- 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,682
- Other people's bathrooms... Oh, God!
- 46
- 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,600
- Weird bedspreads...
- 47
- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,727
- You... do still want me to come, right?
- 48
- 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,522
- Wall-to-wall carpeting, the remote...
- 49
- 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,275
- You know what?
- I wish I'd never seen that Dateline
- 50
- 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,402
- with the blacklight
- where they showed where the semen was.
- 51
- 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,905
- Is a flower in the hair too much
- for solo dining?
- 52
- 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,241
- I need to get out
- and take my new knees for a spin.
- 53
- 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,286
- Val, yes, work those new knees!
- 54
- 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,621
- -Out!
- -I just wanna meet a nice lady
- 55
- 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:47,167
- and I wanna make out for a while
- and then spoon a little bit...
- 56
- 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,713
- And then that spooning can turn
- into a real spirited sixty-nining.
- 57
- 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,090
- Have you ever tried a position
- called the 1,000?
- 58
- 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,216
- It's a sexy one.
- 59
- 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,802
- It's when 1,000 kids are in your bed,
- 60
- 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,055
- and the only touch you feel
- is a tiny sweaty foot to the back.
- 61
- 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,100
- Speaking of sexy,
- I share my bed with a CPAP machine.
- 62
- 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,560
- Things we say now.
- 63
- 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,898
- I'm in H&M trying on some party clothes.
- 64
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- I can't wait to see you guys
- and pinch all your butts...
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- with consent.
- 66
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- See you soon!
- 67
- 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,739
- And, well, you know,
- we'll figure out money when we get there.
- 68
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- Keep it in your pants till I see you.
- 69
- 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,451
- Bye, I love you!
- 70
- 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,077
- -What?
- -No, I'm on the phone.
- 71
- 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,537
- Bye, and remember,
- don't make this a big deal.
- 72
- 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,415
- -I just told my driver that I loved him.
- -Somebody hang up.
- 73
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- All right, love you, guys, too. Bye!
- 74
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- Still not sure I'm coming.
- 75
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- Okay.
- 76
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- Here we are.
- 77
- 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,253
- I hope it's perfect.
- 78
- 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,257
- I don't know,
- it had very good reviews online.
- 79
- 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:21,302
- And let me tell you something,
- I had to wade through a lot of shitboxes.
- 80
- 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,054
- But this one is supposed to be good.
- 81
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- And it's supposed to have a pool.
- 82
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- Does anybody see a pool?
- 83
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- Oh, it is just stunning!
- It's just so perfect.
- 84
- 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,689
- -Just release all that worry.
- -Or swallow it?
- 85
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- Okay, shall we?
- 86
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- Edible flowers!
- 87
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- I see that.
- 88
- 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,613
- -Oh, my God.
- -How do you know they're edible?
- 89
- 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,073
- What? These are edible.
- 90
- 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,617
- You wanna be the protector
- and the caretaker and everything,
- 91
- 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,911
- but... just let her deal with it.
- 92
- 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,456
- -What the hell is she doing?
- -Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger.
- 93
- 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,875
- ...you wanna take care of them,
- and you wanna be the hero,
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- but sometimes you gotta back off,
- 95
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- let someone else in the family do it,
- you know?
- 96
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- She's probably gonna invite him
- to join us on the trip.
- 97
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- -Not, that that would be a bad--
- -No, yeah, it would.
- 98
- 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,261
- You take care of yourself.
- 99
- 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,890
- And I really hope that your sister
- is able to move your mom's grave.
- 100
- 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,310
- And I'm gonna try the manicotti recipe.
- Thanks.
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- Ready?
- 102
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- -To Rebecca!
- -To Rebecca!
- 103
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- All right!
- 104
- 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,567
- Thank you so much
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- for turning 50
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- -and bringing us all together.
- -Yeah.
- 107
- 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,196
- And thank you, guys.
- 108
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- I know you all had to move mountains
- to make this happen.
- 109
- 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,243
- -Especially you, Catherine.
- -You know, life's a juggle, so...
- 110
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- I really appreciate it.
- 111
- 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,371
- Rebecca really appreciates it.
- 112
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- Why am I speaking for Rebecca?
- This is a terrible toast. I'm sorry.
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- I hope you guys like the house.
- Let's get drunk. Happy birthday.
- 114
- 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,964
- -Happy birthday!
- -Cheers to us!
- 115
- 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,217
- If I just may offer
- a little bit of feedback,
- 116
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- I just want this to be a fun weekend
- for all of us, right? Not just about me.
- 117
- 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,932
- God, when was the last time
- we were all together?
- 118
- 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,685
- It was at Abby's wedding.
- 119
- 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,770
- -What? No.
- -Maybe.
- 120
- 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,606
- You should have come to my divorce party.
- There was a really great band.
- 121
- 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,149
- -It wasn't that long ago.
- -Jesus.
- 122
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- Nice one, kid.
- 123
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- Guys...
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- time goes by so fast, I'm telling you.
- 125
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- I have needed this... so much.
- 126
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- -You guys have been on my mind--
- -Adrian, comma,
- 127
- 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:12,288
- please resend the link to Top Chef,
- period.
- 128
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- Can't open, period.
- 129
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- New paragraph.
- 130
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- Also, comma, please ask producers
- 131
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- how this show will be different,
- question mark, dot, dot, dot.
- 132
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- I'm so sorry.
- 133
- 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,885
- I have so much going on
- with work right now.
- 134
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- I'm gonna unplug.
- 135
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- Be present, right.
- 136
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- Send.
- 137
- 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,726
- Anyway, I made itineraries.
- 138
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- -What?
- -I know.
- 139
- 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,396
- And you don't have to read 'em now.
- 140
- 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,856
- Just, you know, take your time,
- but sort of like a...
- 141
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- loosey-goosey, you know,
- sort of, like, scheduley thing.
- 142
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- Just sort of an overview
- of everything we're gonna do
- 143
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- minute by minute on the trip.
- 144
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- -No worries, just take a look at it.
- -This is so awesome.
- 145
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- -No presh.
- -When did you have time to make those?
- 146
- 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,082
- Well, I've been working a lot less lately.
- 147
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- -Yeah, right.
- -Well, good for you.
- 148
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- Yeah.
- 149
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- We look so young.
- 150
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- God.
- 151
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- Wow.
- 152
- 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,689
- Let's take a group picture.
- 153
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- -Yes.
- -Yeah!
- 154
- 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,234
- -Yes!
- -We need a new pic.
- 155
- 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,195
- -It's a night of a thousand selfies.
- -Yeah.
- 156
- 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,489
- -Can you go higher?
- -Yeah, go higher.
- 157
- 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,408
- -Try to go higher.
- -All right, everybody look down,
- 158
- 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,493
- and then on the count of three,
- look up. Fresh faces.
- 159
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,411
- Fresh face.
- 160
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- -One, two, three.
- -One...
- 161
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- That's nice.
- 162
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- Wait.
- 163
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- What the...
- 164
- 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,296
- Is that a ghost?
- 165
- 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,922
- Oh, my God, it is a ghost.
- 166
- 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,217
- It's the ghost of Amelia Earhart,
- and she's holding a small baby.
- 167
- 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,595
- -What are you guys doing in my house?
- -Oh, my God.
- 168
- 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,637
- Nah, I'm just goofing.
- 169
- 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,140
- I'm Tammy, I own the place.
- 170
- 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,476
- Brought you guys a cord of fresh pinyon,
- 171
- 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,977
- get you started on a fire.
- 172
- 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,021
- Thank you.
- 173
- 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,689
- Guys, this is Tammy.
- 174
- 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,232
- She's the owner of the place.
- 175
- 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,902
- I'm Abby.
- I'm the one that's been emailing you.
- 176
- 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:06,986
- A lot of emails.
- 177
- 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,237
- Yeah.
- 178
- 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,363
- So...
- 179
- 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,241
- which one of you guys
- is the blushing bride?
- 180
- 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,911
- Second time around I'm thinking, maybe?
- Maybe third?
- 181
- 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,830
- Oh, no. We're celebrating
- Rebecca's birthday. It's her...
- 182
- 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,415
- 50th, the big five-oh.
- 183
- 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,834
- Celebrating-with-the-girls weekend, huh?
- 184
- 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,712
- We're just here for a vacation.
- The birthday's not a big deal.
- 185
- 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,339
- So, what am I looking at here?
- 186
- 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,258
- High school tennis team,
- old dance crew, or...
- 187
- 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,886
- y'all magically fit
- in the same pair of pants?
- 188
- 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,471
- What brings us together?
- 189
- 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,473
- Oh, well, we all met in Chicago
- 190
- 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,683
- waitressing at a pizza place
- called Antonio's,
- 191
- 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,436
- and we just... It was meant to be.
- 192
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,314
- Chi-Town? Yeah,
- I've been to that place, yeah.
- 193
- 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,107
- Well, we all came up there together
- in the '90s.
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- 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,025
- Like, kind of our crew.
- 195
- 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,987
- Actually, Catherine here started her own
- pizza chain called Cutie Pies.
- 196
- 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,489
- Holy shit, that's you?
- 197
- 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,241
- Well, I've never been to the restaurant,
- 198
- 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,493
- but I do love those frozen pizzas
- for one that you do.
- 199
- 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,410
- Thank you.
- 200
- 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,871
- 'Cause, you know,
- if I prep a full-sized pizza, guess what?
- 201
- 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,957
- I'm gonna end up eating a full-size pizza.
- 202
- 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,709
- So, you know,
- you prevent a lot of sadness.
- 203
- 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,295
- So, do you guys want to see the house or--
- 204
- 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,547
- -Yes.
- -All right.
- 205
- 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,423
- Let's stop dicking around.
- 206
- 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,177
- You got the pool and the hot tub here
- if you wanna soak...
- 207
- 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,804
- or toke.
- 208
- 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,724
- We are very discreet, so just...
- do whatever the heck you need to do
- 209
- 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,601
- -to get through this weekend.
- -Okay.
- 210
- 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,521
- So, Tammy,
- how long have you owned the property?
- 211
- 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,981
- -A few years.
- -Yeah?
- 212
- 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,983
- After my husband died, I sold our company.
- 213
- 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,776
- We made edible organic soaps.
- 214
- 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,612
- Got bought out by Unilever. Pretty sweet.
- 215
- 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,864
- Sorry your husband died. That's sad.
- 216
- 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,076
- Yeah, he died of a heart attack at 49.
- 217
- 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,786
- -That's so young.
- -That's terrible.
- 218
- 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,789
- You think?
- It was pretty inevitable, though.
- 219
- 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,457
- We were doing so much blow.
- 220
- 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,918
- This will come in real handy.
- 221
- 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:50,381
- The little Zen area,
- when you need that total soul escape.
- 222
- 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:54,343
- It's real quiet. It's perfect
- for when that roomie situation devolves.
- 223
- 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,096
- You can just come out here
- and watch the hummingbirds,
- 224
- 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,558
- meditate,
- enjoy this beautiful Buddha statue...
- 225
- 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,644
- Now, this water feature over here,
- steer clear, please.
- 226
- 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,856
- Okay, you wanna know how much money
- I poured into this son of a bitch?
- 227
- 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:11,193
- Seven grand. And before you suggest it,
- no, I cannot just turn it off.
- 228
- 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,404
- If I do, none of the toilets will work.
- 229
- 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,447
- Which is ironic
- 230
- 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,991
- because it is basically a toilet
- for birds...
- 231
- 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,367
- and me that one time.
- 232
- 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,037
- This is the firepit.
- 233
- 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,997
- Light that sucker up,
- 234
- 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,583
- stare into the flames and contemplate...
- 235
- 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,961
- why in the hell you all came up here
- in the first place.
- 236
- 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,339
- Also, we have s'mores.
- 237
- 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,759
- Hey, Tammy, I'm just having a hard time
- getting on the Wi-Fi.
- 238
- 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,886
- I just have to send
- a quick e-mail for work.
- 239
- 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,888
- Okay, yeah,
- this is gonna be a rough weekend
- 240
- 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,598
- if you have to do work stuff.
- 241
- 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,767
- The Wi-Fi here is very slow.
- 242
- 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,978
- So, you're just gonna have to talk
- to each other.
- 243
- 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,397
- -Oh, good.
- -While drinking a ton of wine.
- 244
- 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,107
- What could possibly go wrong?
- 245
- 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,943
- Just remember, guys, whatever gets said,
- 246
- 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,946
- it's probably
- what the person has always felt,
- 247
- 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,823
- and the alcohol just let it out.
- 248
- 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,828
- You wanna see the view?
- It's right through this gate.
- 249
- 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,211
- Holy triple fucks, this is heaven!
- 250
- 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,129
- Yeah, well, I didn't work my ass off
- 251
- 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,507
- to buy a house
- on some shitscape property.
- 252
- 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,675
- -Wow.
- -Yeah, that's fake.
- 253
- 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,468
- There's no way that's real.
- It's too pretty.
- 254
- 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,513
- We should sleep out here one night,
- under the stars.
- 255
- 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,431
- -Yeah.
- -You know, like a camping slumber party.
- 256
- 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,849
- -Wouldn't that be fun?
- -Yes!
- 257
- 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,685
- Oh, God. Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
- 258
- 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478
- I don't know if I want to, either.
- 259
- 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,689
- I have no place
- to plug in my CPAP machine.
- 260
- 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,856
- Things we say now.
- 261
- 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,485
- What's everybody laughing at?
- 262
- 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,155
- Oh, it's just like our, you know,
- "That's what she said."
- 263
- 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,116
- -You know, "Things we say now."
- -Right.
- 264
- 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,075
- So, like...
- 265
- 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,327
- "I gotta go tend my bees."
- 266
- 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,745
- Things we say now.
- 267
- 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,081
- I guess.
- 268
- 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,792
- Well, I say it,
- 'cause I got a bee farm, so...
- 269
- 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,210
- You make honey?
- 270
- 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,878
- No, I don't make honey.
- 271
- 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,338
- I get stung a lot.
- 272
- 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,799
- But you develop an immunity to it.
- 273
- 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,300
- And almost a pleasure.
- 274
- 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,722
- Well, you all obviously have
- an entire haunted forest
- 275
- 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,183
- of toxic jibber-jabber
- to get through, so I'm gonna skedaddle.
- 276
- 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,310
- -Okay, thank you.
- -I have a question about the cleaning fee,
- 277
- 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,270
- when you get a chance.
- 278
- 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,312
- -Love it.
- -See you.
- 279
- 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273
- -What else do bees do?
- -All right.
- 280
- 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,359
- Well, guys, you know what?
- Even if we don't sleep out here,
- 281
- 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,696
- I love Naomi's idea of just, like,
- hanging out and drinking wine.
- 282
- 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,948
- Just talking, connecting...
- 283
- 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,032
- -Yes, totally.
- -Love it.
- 284
- 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,077
- We are gonna do all of that.
- All of that is baked into the itinerary.
- 285
- 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,538
- We're gonna lay around,
- we're gonna drink wine,
- 286
- 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,290
- but first on the docket:
- 287
- 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,876
- "Unpack and unwind." For 20 minutes.
- 288
- 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,836
- I'm setting a timer.
- 289
- 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,629
- Psych. But, no. But...
- 290
- 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,714
- I am...
- 291
- 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,340
- Just take 20 minutes
- 292
- 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,593
- 'cause we have dinner reservations
- at 7:15.
- 293
- 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:44,138
- My God, she actually said,
- "toxic jibber-jabber."
- 294
- 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,097
- Yes, she did.
- 295
- 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,184
- God, and what about those bees?
- What, does she keep them as pets?
- 296
- 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,393
- I gotta say something.
- 297
- 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,187
- I actually really resent it when people,
- 298
- 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106
- especially other women,
- automatically assume,
- 299
- 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,900
- when they see a group of us,
- that we're gonna fight.
- 300
- 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,235
- -Yes.
- -Oh, my gosh, when I was leaving the house
- 301
- 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,697
- for this trip, Brian's like,
- "Oh, have fun crying with your ladies."
- 302
- 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,948
- I was like...
- 303
- 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,242
- Anyway, you know,
- he was just joking, of course, but--
- 304
- 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,702
- Brian and his jokes.
- 305
- 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,954
- -Yeah.
- -I feel bad for Tammy, you know.
- 306
- 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,957
- She clearly just hasn't had friends
- like you in her life.
- 307
- 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,502
- You know, we are so... lucky.
- 308
- 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504
- I love you turkeys so much.
- 309
- 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,964
- -Oh, I love you, turkey.
- -Love you, guys.
- 310
- 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,675
- So, how much further is this place,
- anyway?
- 311
- 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,220
- Sorry, I thought
- it was a little more walkable.
- 312
- 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,429
- Oh, well, I mean, I'm good.
- 313
- 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,432
- I got my comfy boots on, so...
- No heels for me with my back.
- 314
- 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,769
- You know you can heal your back
- with your mind?
- 315
- 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,312
- You know that's not true?
- 316
- 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,943
- How you doing, Val, are you okay?
- 317
- 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,361
- Yeah.
- 318
- 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,530
- Oh, you should see
- what these new knees can do.
- 319
- 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,823
- Hold this for a second.
- 320
- 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,907
- Check this shit out.
- 321
- 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,454
- Holy... Wow, Val!
- 322
- 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,791
- Oh, shit!
- 323
- 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,668
- Keep going, Val!
- 324
- 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,127
- We'll catch up!
- 325
- 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,178
- -Cheers, dears!
- -Cheers!
- 326
- 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,680
- Love you.
- 327
- 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,931
- -Cheers!
- -Hello, ladies!
- 328
- 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,475
- My name is Jade.
- I'll be your server tonight.
- 329
- 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,477
- -Hi Jade.
- -Hi.
- 330
- 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,856
- Jade, we're really hungry,
- so we're gonna order really fast.
- 331
- 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,066
- And we know what we want,
- so maybe you should get some water,
- 332
- 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,985
- and then I'll tell you
- about our food allergies.
- 333
- 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,152
- Okay, sounds good.
- 334
- 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989
- Thank you, Jade.
- And we appreciate you, Jade.
- 335
- 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,074
- No prob.
- 336
- 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,078
- -Am I saying her name too much?
- -Yeah.
- 337
- 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,956
- Guys, I just heard myself talk. I'm sorry.
- 338
- 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,750
- I know I get weird, bossy energy
- on these trips.
- 339
- 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,169
- -No, you're fine
- -Oh, my God. Not even.
- 340
- 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,963
- -Guys--
- -You don't that much.
- 341
- 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,965
- -You do not!
- -I'm gonna try to rein it in.
- 342
- 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,384
- I want this to go well,
- and I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up.
- 343
- 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,970
- Honey, it's so fun.
- We're having such a good time.
- 344
- 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,472
- You know what?
- That's just great self-feedback.
- 345
- 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,766
- Thank you.
- 346
- 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,311
- Why are you saying "feedback"
- all the time?
- 347
- 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,897
- It's this thing
- I've been doing at my practice.
- 348
- 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,481
- It just provides an emotional buffer.
- 349
- 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,276
- So, rather than just launch
- into "your take" on something
- 350
- 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,694
- or just give advice, you say,
- 351
- 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,654
- "May I offer you some feedback?"
- 352
- 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,572
- Have you ever...
- 353
- 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,782
- tried that feedback thing on Brian?
- 354
- 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,493
- Well...
- 355
- 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,164
- May I offer you some feedback?
- 356
- 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,167
- -Offer you some feedback
- -May I offer you some feedback?
- 357
- 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,879
- -Ready for some feedback
- -Feedback
- 358
- 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,466
- -Feedback!
- -Ready for some feedback!
- 359
- 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,717
- That was good.
- 360
- 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,345
- That is smoking!
- 361
- 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,972
- -...on the side.
- -I'll share this with you.
- 362
- 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:36,018
- So, ladies, we have lavender popping corn,
- 363
- 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,395
- and beside that, there's a demi cruet
- 364
- 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,315
- of fleur de sel
- for you to sprinkle on for a light zest.
- 365
- 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,652
- -This is such an interesting combination.
- -That's not enough.
- 366
- 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,028
- So, where are you guys all from?
- 367
- 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,365
- We're from all over.
- I'm originally from Chicago.
- 368
- 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,742
- -We all met in Chicago--
- -Oh, nice, cool.
- 369
- 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,577
- My ex-girlfriend just moved there,
- 370
- 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,829
- so I'm a little mad at Chicago
- at the moment, but...
- 371
- 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,666
- All right, enjoy.
- 372
- 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,586
- Did you hear the "ex-girlfriend" thing?
- 373
- 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,545
- Jackpot.
- 374
- 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,048
- Oh, sweet Jesus, I have service.
- 375
- 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,635
- -Oh, yes.
- -Oh, my God, yes.
- 376
- 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,721
- Oh, no! They went bowling, you guys.
- 377
- 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,308
- Adrian, comma...
- 378
- 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,812
- Find out how long I have to decide,
- period.
- 379
- 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,896
- My cat took her pill.
- 380
- 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,816
- I'm not understanding
- this weekend deadline.
- 381
- 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,485
- Question mark,
- exclamation point, send.
- 382
- 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,990
- Ladies, phones down.
- 383
- 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,492
- Come on. You know what?
- We should be looking at each other.
- 384
- 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,410
- She's right.
- 385
- 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,369
- Adrian, comma,
- 386
- 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,205
- the pressure to make
- a show decision is not--
- 387
- 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,541
- I'm sorry. No, I'll stop.
- 388
- 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,458
- No, stop!
- 389
- 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460
- Siri, no, I'm dictating. Dic--
- 390
- 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,879
- Dick-tasting.
- 391
- 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,464
- What the hell is that?
- 392
- 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,050
- -She suggested "dick-tasting"?
- -It's ridiculous.
- 393
- 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:55,431
- -Rebecca!
- -Guys! Not until Sunday!
- 394
- 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,100
- I told you, I didn't want this to be
- all about me this weekend.
- 395
- 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,143
- Everybody!
- 396
- 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,521
- Happy, happy birthday
- It's your special day
- 397
- 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,732
- Have a slice of pizza
- What's your favorite way?
- 398
- 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,025
- -Hey!
- -What's your favorite way?
- 399
- 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,067
- Mushroom and peppers.
- 400
- 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,195
- Mushroom and peppers
- Mushroom and peppers
- 401
- 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,407
- Mushroom and peppers
- Mushroom and peppers, hey!
- 402
- 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,742
- -Jade.
- -Yeah?
- 403
- 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,911
- This is a song we used to sing
- at the pizza place we used to work at.
- 404
- 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,413
- Antonio's.
- 405
- 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,206
- Antonio's, hey!
- 406
- 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,043
- And long story short,
- we're giving you a huge tip.
- 407
- 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878
- Hey, so what's
- your favorite pizza topping?
- 408
- 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,379
- -I'm a vegan...
- -She's a vegan.
- 409
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,841
- ...so smoked tempeh and jalapeños.
- 410
- 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178
- Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
- Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
- 411
- 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,765
- Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
- Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
- 412
- 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,724
- Yeah!
- 413
- 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,686
- Ho ho ho! Merry Vagmas!
- 414
- 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,396
- -Merry Vagmas?
- -And my name's...
- 415
- 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,606
- Dilda Claus!
- 416
- 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,648
- Oh, my!
- 417
- 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
- Jolly old Saint Dick.
- 418
- 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,071
- The first one that gets a gift...
- 419
- 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,532
- the biggest gift, is Naomi.
- 420
- 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,160
- -Thank you.
- -Because she pushed out
- 421
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829
- four beautiful, big babies.
- 422
- 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,872
- This is true, I--
- 423
- 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,875
- So it's like ringing a bell,
- right, Naomi? Enjoy.
- 424
- 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,753
- It is. It's like a wet paper bag
- down there. Thank you.
- 425
- 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,339
- This one, I call the "hush puppy."
- 426
- 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,342
- You can sit on this one in a coffee shop.
- 427
- 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,760
- Oh, my God.
- 428
- 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,386
- You there, Abby!
- 429
- 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,722
- -Who, me?
- -I have heard that you don't care
- 430
- 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,973
- for a wasted moment.
- 431
- 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,975
- -Wow.
- -So, yours has a timer.
- 432
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,644
- No!
- 433
- 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,897
- Now, this one here is for you, Catherine,
- 434
- 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,358
- and it's called "The Executive."
- 435
- 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,903
- Make less deals and more squeals.
- 436
- 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,031
- Don't turn your bedroom
- into the boardroom.
- 437
- 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,327
- This is for the CE-Oh!
- 438
- 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,497
- Here we go.
- 439
- 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,086
- Finally, the pénis de résistance.
- 440
- 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,256
- -Look at this little soldier.
- -Oh, no!
- 441
- 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,758
- This is expensive,
- 442
- 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
- and this is cheap as shit
- from the dollar store.
- 443
- 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,264
- So, remove hat before use.
- 444
- 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,767
- It also vibrates to the birthday song.
- Listen.
- 445
- 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,440
- Happy birthday...
- 446
- 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,860
- I mean, I don't wanna say it was
- the best time of my life
- 447
- 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,862
- 'cause that's, you know, sad. But...
- 448
- 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,323
- it was the best time of my life.
- 449
- 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533
- Well, life is real.
- 450
- 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119
- And we were like...
- 451
- 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,123
- We were like sisters in the trenches.
- 452
- 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,208
- Like, the pizza trenches.
- 453
- 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,627
- -We were so brave.
- -We were so brave.
- 454
- 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,218
- Did you just burp or fart?
- 455
- 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,345
- A little of both, I fear.
- 456
- 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,475
- I love that necklace.
- 457
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560
- Oh, thank you.
- 458
- 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,855
- It's vintage. From my vintage store.
- 459
- 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691
- -You have a vintage store?
- -I do.
- 460
- 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027
- -And you live in Portland?
- -I do.
- 461
- 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695
- Okay. Fuck, man,
- 462
- 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,031
- you are officially the coolest person
- I know.
- 463
- 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,784
- Fuck, man, come to Portland.
- There are so many of me.
- 464
- 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,870
- I doubt that.
- 465
- 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,372
- -You know what I'm scared of, though?
- -What?
- 466
- 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,958
- I hope these napkins aren't haunted.
- 467
- 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,131
- That's amazing.
- 468
- 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,596
- Oh, you're so fucking funny, I can't--
- 469
- 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,766
- Oh, I'm funny,
- that's how I... get the ladies.
- 470
- 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,601
- I do a lot of napkin tricks.
- 471
- 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,894
- Wait.
- 472
- 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,480
- -Okay.
- -Oh.
- 473
- 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,481
- -I'm sorry.
- -What?
- 474
- 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942
- -I have to do this. I'm an artist.
- -Yeah?
- 475
- 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,443
- Can I take your picture?
- 476
- 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,196
- You just--
- You look really good in this light.
- 477
- 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,113
- -Really?
- -Yeah.
- 478
- 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,866
- -Sure, you can take my picture.
- -Okay, great.
- 479
- 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
- I'll take the glasses off.
- 480
- 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,744
- Okay...
- 481
- 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,209
- Check it. I put this...
- 482
- 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,379
- -cool filter on it.
- -Oh, that's really nice.
- 483
- 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,381
- -Do you like it?
- -I like that.
- 484
- 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,342
- Here, I'll send it to you.
- Put in your number.
- 485
- 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,635
- Okay.
- 486
- 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,429
- You're not gonna believe
- who's in this restaurant.
- 487
- 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,265
- -You'll never guess.
- -Cher?
- 488
- 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,058
- -No, guess again.
- -Dua Lipa?
- 489
- 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,142
- Who?
- 490
- 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,727
- -Hillary Clinton?
- -Better!
- 491
- 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,396
- Childish Gambino?
- 492
- 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:13,605
- ASAP Rocky?
- 493
- 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,524
- Is that the one with the dollar sign S?
- 494
- 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,608
- No, that's Ke$ha.
- 495
- 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,526
- It's Keesha.
- 496
- 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,443
- -Is it?
- -Yeah.
- 497
- 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,154
- -Holy shit, Keesha's here?
- -No, ready?
- 498
- 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,282
- Brené Brown.
- 499
- 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,534
- Brené Brown?
- 500
- 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,868
- Wait, who is Brené Brown?
- 501
- 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,705
- Brené Brown, she did the famous TED Talk
- about vulnerability.
- 502
- 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,790
- She's a researcher-storyteller...
- 503
- 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,334
- Shame, "courage is contagious,"
- 504
- 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296
- Oprah's SuperSoul Conversations, nothing?
- 505
- 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,882
- -No, is she famous?
- -Yeah, but she doesn't care about that.
- 506
- 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,884
- Okay, that tracks, I get that.
- 507
- 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,053
- We get famous people in here
- all the time.
- 508
- 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388
- Do you know who was in here last week?
- 509
- 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,140
- -Who?
- -Future.
- 510
- 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,727
- -Wait, did I just miss a bunch of words?
- -Future?
- 511
- 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,812
- Is the past coming next week?
- 512
- 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,274
- Holy shit, you guys, let's go meet Brené!
- 513
- 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,652
- Let's not bug her.
- 514
- 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,779
- Let's let her be.
- 515
- 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,742
- Hey, Ms. Brené, we're so sorry
- to interrupt your dinner.
- 516
- 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,453
- -It's my birthday--
- -Look at your skin. It's like marzipan.
- 517
- 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,413
- We just have like ten or 15 questions
- for you.
- 518
- 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,498
- What's the difference between
- braving the wilderness
- 519
- 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,792
- -and becoming the wilderness?
- -Comfort transformation...
- 520
- 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,669
- How, when... and why?
- 521
- 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,839
- How can I be generous
- in my assumptions of others
- 522
- 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,758
- -when I hate most people?
- -Good one.
- 523
- 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,802
- Here's the thing. We can't be generous
- toward other people...
- 524
- 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,179
- without boundaries.
- 525
- 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,847
- -Yes, Brené, yes.
- -Boom!
- 526
- 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,974
- -Boom on the boundaries.
- -So, boundaries.
- 527
- 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,643
- -Boundaries, that means--
- -Oh, my God. Message received.
- 528
- 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,188
- -I'm sorry. I didn't even want to come.
- -Got it, we'll come back later.
- 529
- 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,230
- What a thrill.
- 530
- 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,275
- Give me your hand, darling
- 531
- 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,321
- Do you feel my heart beating?
- 532
- 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,616
- Do you understand?
- 533
- 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,035
- Do you feel the same?
- 534
- 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:54,748
- Am I only dreaming?
- 535
- 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,126
- Is this burning
- 536
- 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:04,508
- An eternal flame?
- 537
- 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,260
- I don't know.
- 538
- 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,768
- Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald
- for making Filet-O-Fish.
- 539
- 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,229
- Fuck him ten ways from Sunday.
- 540
- 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:21,441
- Everybody get their stretchy clothes on,
- 'cause we're gonna keep this party going!
- 541
- 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,660
- Okay, ladies...
- 542
- 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,831
- Gorgeous gaggle, sexy klatch, welcome...
- 543
- 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,417
- to the next chapter of your evening.
- 544
- 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,294
- Is it too early or too late
- to have a next chapter?
- 545
- 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,798
- -I feel like it's already tomorrow night.
- -Hold up. What is that?
- 546
- 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,217
- -What is that?
- -Molly.
- 547
- 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,637
- Okay, seriously, before you get all weird
- and judge me and stuff like that,
- 548
- 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,807
- I heard this super interesting podcast
- on microdosing.
- 549
- 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,519
- Do you know about this? Okay?
- So, we take a really small amount of MDMA,
- 550
- 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,980
- and, apparently,
- it can create this common experience
- 551
- 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,690
- that's, like, super bonding.
- 552
- 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,358
- Okay, I'm listening.
- 553
- 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,862
- Anyway, so...
- we... are doing molly tonight.
- 554
- 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,073
- I hear you,
- but I don't think we are gonna do it.
- 555
- 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,867
- So, we're gonna do coke?
- 556
- 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,952
- No, it's like Ecstasy.
- 557
- 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,079
- Like... MDMA.
- 558
- 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,623
- I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting.
- 559
- 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,001
- Wait, do they do coke and then they fight?
- 560
- 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,502
- You guys, it's molly.
- 561
- 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,589
- I mean, I wanna, yes-and this,
- but I'm just wondering,
- 562
- 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,341
- how does molly interact
- with the drugs I'm currently taking?
- 563
- 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,011
- 'Cause right now, I'm on Levothroid
- and melatonin.
- 564
- 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,972
- -Things we say now.
- -For reals, though.
- 565
- 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,558
- I'm on Wellbutrin and Farxiga.
- 566
- 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,144
- I think it's fine. I'm on Fluoxetine
- and the Mirena IUD,
- 567
- 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,229
- and I think it's gonna be totally fine.
- I really do.
- 568
- 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,564
- Guys, I'm on all kinds of stuff.
- 569
- 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,483
- Zoloft, Singulair...
- 570
- 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,195
- Raw Calcium,
- black cohosh for night sweats, Zantac...
- 571
- 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,990
- Mykonos, Who-you-gonna-call-trex,
- Queef-a-tram.
- 572
- 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,535
- Cath, I think what we're all trying to say
- is maybe this isn't that kind of trip.
- 573
- 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,204
- You know what I mean, like...
- 574
- 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,416
- You know, we have a big day tomorrow,
- and this is a marathon, it's not a sprint.
- 575
- 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,335
- I thought it was a birthday weekend.
- 576
- 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,794
- Well...
- 577
- 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,338
- Oh, okay.
- 578
- 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,673
- It's... totally...
- 579
- 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,383
- It's Rebecca's birthday. Anyway...
- 580
- 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,136
- you should download the podcast.
- It's super interesting.
- 581
- 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,679
- It's this amazing TED Talk, actually.
- 582
- 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,723
- -It sounds amazing.
- -I mean, I would do the podcast.
- 583
- 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,183
- I'd love to listen to the podcast.
- 584
- 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,228
- -I feel bad. I'm sorry.
- -No, don't be sad.
- 585
- 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,521
- -No, it's fine.
- -Know what? Apparently,
- 586
- 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,648
- we're just not that interested
- in doing drugs.
- 587
- 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,276
- Except for the thousands of drugs
- we just listed.
- 588
- 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,237
- I did Molly in college, but...
- 589
- 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,197
- she went back to her boyfriend.
- 590
- 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,450
- -Let's dance it out.
- -Let's dance.
- 591
- 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,913
- -Dance it out!
- -Dancing's my job.
- 592
- 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,582
- -What should our first song be?
- -First song...
- 593
- 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,920
- "Sweet Child o' Mine," Guns N' Roses,
- then we'll cascade into "Paradise City."
- 594
- 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,297
- Anything from the Xanadu soundtrack,
- 595
- 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,466
- -anything from Flashdance soundtrack.
- -Yeah.
- 596
- 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,051
- I don't want any
- Quentin Tarantino soundtracks.
- 597
- 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:53,969
- -Never.
- -I'm done.
- 598
- 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,646
- Let's do a whole classic rock.
- 599
- 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,398
- Let's do Boston, Styx,
- 600
- 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,733
- Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd.
- 601
- 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,694
- "Tuesday's Gone," no "Sweet Home Alabama."
- 602
- 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,404
- Never. Kid Rock ruined it.
- 603
- 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,037
- -Natalie Merchant?
- -Natalie Merchant, yes.
- 604
- 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,373
- -Lauryn Hill?
- -Lauryn Hill, a hundred percent.
- 605
- 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,584
- -Bless it. What happened to her?
- -Yeah, I don't know.
- 606
- 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,502
- She didn't pay her taxes. She went crazy.
- 607
- 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,306
- I think we should not play anything...
- 608
- 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,890
- later than "Hey Ya!"
- 609
- 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,560
- -Nothing current.
- -Nothing current.
- 610
- 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,437
- -All right.
- -Not tonight.
- 611
- 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,327
- Do you know what?
- 612
- 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,664
- I wished Prince's ghost...
- 613
- 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,167
- would come back...
- 614
- 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,838
- and... serenade me
- for like two whole hours...
- 615
- 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,424
- and then make sweet love to me.
- 616
- 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:15,800
- Yeah, no shit.
- 617
- 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,095
- He fucking glided
- 618
- 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,515
- into that elevator in Paisley Park,
- and that fucking door closed...
- 619
- 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:23,850
- And then, poof.
- 620
- 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,477
- Where's my baby?
- 621
- 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,313
- -Where's my Prince?
- -Beautiful-ass Prince.
- 622
- 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,607
- I love my husband and shit, but, like...
- 623
- 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,193
- that's the love of my life.
- 624
- 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,528
- He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn.
- 625
- 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,530
- What was his pain?
- 626
- 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:39,407
- His hips.
- 627
- 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,450
- Oh, God, yeah.
- 628
- 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,871
- And who knows, you know? Life ain't easy.
- 629
- 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:45,789
- No.
- 630
- 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:50,126
- I feel like...
- the universe is saying it to me.
- 631
- 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,753
- I hear the universe saying...
- 632
- 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,673
- "Your heroes are dying.
- 633
- 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,300
- You're getting old."
- 634
- 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,345
- -Dying is my worst fear.
- -Same.
- 635
- 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,056
- I swear to God. If anything....
- 636
- 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,392
- happened to me...
- 637
- 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,646
- I just think about my poor kids.
- 638
- 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,231
- Like...
- 639
- 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,360
- My babies.
- 640
- 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,738
- -You know? Like, no one's...
- -I know.
- 641
- 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,408
- No one's gonna love my babies...
- 642
- 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,575
- like I do.
- 643
- 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,495
- They're your sweet peas.
- But I'm gonna tell you something.
- 644
- 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:27,580
- Remember, how Prince would throw
- his guitar up in the air,
- 645
- 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,998
- and his guitar tech...
- 646
- 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,335
- would always catch the guitar
- after a mind-blowing solo?
- 647
- 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,253
- Yeah.
- 648
- 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,548
- I'm... that person for you.
- 649
- 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,800
- I'll catch your guitar. Every time.
- 650
- 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,677
- I will always catch...
- 651
- 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:46,307
- your motherfucking guitar,
- 'cause you... are my... rock.
- 652
- 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,685
- I'm here for you. I'm your Apollonia.
- 653
- 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,854
- I'm your Vanity.
- 654
- 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856
- -I love you.
- -I love you.
- 655
- 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,316
- Will you marry me?
- 656
- 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:57,902
- Yeah.
- 657
- 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:08,705
- I want us now to actually take a look
- at the word "microdosing."
- 658
- 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,667
- "Mi." My experience, my emotions.
- 659
- 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171
- "C." I am now going to see.
- 660
- 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757
- I feel it in my emotions.
- 661
- 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,592
- There are different lakes.
- 662
- 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:25,555
- "Ro." Rowing your mental boat
- down a different stream.
- 663
- 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,253
- Shit! Fuck! Who the fuck are you?
- 664
- 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,881
- It's okay, I'm Devon.
- I'm a nice person, I'm nice.
- 665
- 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,092
- -I'm allowed to--
- -What is that?
- 666
- 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:48,263
- That's a squid...
- for the paella I'm prepping.
- 667
- 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,641
- Did Tammy not tell you
- I come with the house?
- 668
- 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,936
- No, she gave us the full download
- on the toilet fountain,
- 669
- 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,813
- but she forgot to mention you.
- 670
- 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,482
- I don't know
- what I was planning to do with this.
- 671
- 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,775
- -What's going on?
- -Oh, my God.
- 672
- 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,319
- -Who is this asshole?
- -This is...
- 673
- 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:07,907
- -Who are you?
- -I'm Devon.
- 674
- 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:09,909
- I come with the house.
- 675
- 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,370
- Think of me as your driver,
- your tour guide, your chef.
- 676
- 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,122
- I'm sorry I wasn't here,
- by the way, yesterday.
- 677
- 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,374
- I was down in Bodega Bay,
- spearing this little guy.
- 678
- 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,126
- Devon is making...
- 679
- 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,671
- -What are you making?
- -My famous paella.
- 680
- 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,923
- Sorry, let me just grab this.
- 681
- 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,675
- -Oh, God.
- -It's kind of a process.
- 682
- 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,386
- It takes a long time,
- so I like to get a jump start on it.
- 683
- 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:31,222
- Look at that thing. It's beautiful.
- I mean, that is beautiful.
- 684
- 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,849
- You hear that?
- 685
- 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,604
- Squid or cuttlefish?
- What do you think this is?
- 686
- 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,272
- -God, that smells.
- -It's a cuttlefish.
- 687
- 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,274
- A cuttlefish is a little bit different
- than their cousins,
- 688
- 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,569
- but this has, actually,
- what's called a cuttlebone inside of it.
- 689
- 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,405
- And... squid is faster as a predator.
- 690
- 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,325
- You're gonna see,
- it takes on the flavor like a mother.
- 691
- 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,285
- I mean, it's really sweet.
- 692
- 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,203
- It wants to be flavored,
- 693
- 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:57,540
- and it's actually
- a more traditional seafood protein
- 694
- 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,667
- to put in paella with the rice--
- 695
- 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,836
- -Could you put that on ice, please?
- -Yeah, absolutely.
- 696
- 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,422
- Ladies, if there is anything
- that you need, let me know.
- 697
- 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:05,381
- Anything at all.
- 698
- 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,883
- Because, as always...
- 699
- 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,471
- it's an amazing day in wine country.
- 700
- 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,056
- No, it's not.
- 701
- 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,308
- Oh, yeah, Devon, can you do me a favor?
- 702
- 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,517
- Can you help me...
- 703
- 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,479
- with the wind chimes
- over the ceramic frogs?
- 704
- 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,357
- 'Cause they're all tangled
- in the dream catchers,
- 705
- 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,942
- and the sound has been keeping us up
- all night.
- 706
- 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,444
- God damn it. I'm so sorry.
- Sleep is so important.
- 707
- 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,073
- -Show me.
- -There was a really loud bird out here.
- 708
- 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,783
- So sorry to hear. I'll shut these later.
- 709
- 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,534
- Do you have a key, or how did you get in?
- 710
- 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,244
- Hey, how we feeling, ladies?
- 711
- 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,044
- I feel like hot garbage.
- 712
- 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,505
- Should we make coffee?
- 713
- 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:47,715
- Yeah.
- 714
- 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,219
- What the fuck is this?
- 715
- 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,639
- That's...
- 716
- 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,809
- That's seafood from... Devon.
- 717
- 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,478
- -Who's Devon?
- -He comes with the house.
- 718
- 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:09,779
- Do we...
- 719
- 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,783
- -hit the button?
- -Gotta push the button.
- 720
- 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,537
- -Should I push the button?
- -Or I could do it.
- 721
- 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:22,625
- Wait, did you already take a shower,
- or are you about to take a shower?
- 722
- 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:24,961
- What?
- 723
- 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,255
- I don't know.
- 724
- 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,013
- Does this house have a tea thingy? Like...
- 725
- 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,599
- You know what I mean, like...
- 726
- 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,936
- Like a hot water source.
- 727
- 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,647
- -A kettle!
- -Kettle.
- 728
- 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,565
- A kettle.
- 729
- 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,316
- Man, I am not doing great.
- 730
- 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,820
- Yeah, what did I say last night?
- 731
- 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,948
- I feel like I went on and on
- about... somebody's mom.
- 732
- 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,534
- Oh, wait, did everyone hang out
- after I went to bed?
- 733
- 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,661
- Are there any inside jokes
- I should get caught up on?
- 734
- 00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,996
- No, we all went to bed.
- 735
- 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,583
- Devon breaks in at 7:00 a.m.,
- 736
- 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,877
- -but now he rings the doorbell?
- -Who's Devon?
- 737
- 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,836
- He comes with the house.
- 738
- 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,213
- It's the tarot card reader.
- 739
- 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:10,840
- The what?
- 740
- 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,051
- -Oh, no!
- -On the itinerary.
- 741
- 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,763
- Maybe she can get the coffee to work.
- 742
- 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,765
- Her name's... Lady Sunshine.
- 743
- 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,850
- Hi, you must be Lady--
- 744
- 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,019
- This house was impossible to find.
- 745
- 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,104
- Not marked.
- 746
- 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,190
- I'm a psychic, not Magellan.
- 747
- 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:28,691
- Oh, boy.
- 748
- 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,402
- Okay, when I figure out
- where I'm gonna place myself,
- 749
- 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,780
- I'm gonna need you to put this somewhere
- where I can see it.
- 750
- 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,697
- Okay.
- 751
- 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:35,615
- No.
- 752
- 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,410
- We're gonna have to smudge
- the heck out of this space.
- 753
- 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,788
- The juju es no bueno.
- 754
- 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,124
- Honey, take this...
- 755
- 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,711
- and go all around the room with it,
- really wave it around.
- 756
- 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,590
- -Don't be shy.
- -Okay.
- 757
- 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,928
- Okay, smudging not working.
- 758
- 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,138
- We're gonna have to go
- to a different room.
- 759
- 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,599
- One that is not contaminated.
- 760
- 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,559
- -Preferably...
- -Just let it go...
- 761
- 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,311
- if I may offer some feedback.
- 762
- 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,814
- Are you ready for some feedback?
- 763
- 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,065
- Oh, no.
- 764
- 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,983
- Are you a singing group?
- 765
- 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,069
- No, just friends.
- 766
- 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:18,866
- We'll see.
- 767
- 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,494
- The Chariot.
- 768
- 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,249
- Oh, my God,
- that would make a beautiful tattoo.
- 769
- 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,671
- The Chariot is a very positive card...
- 770
- 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,797
- Oh, really?
- 771
- 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,216
- ...when it's right-side up.
- Yours is upside down.
- 772
- 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,510
- The upside-down Chariot...
- 773
- 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,763
- tells me that you're being dragged
- through time with no control
- 774
- 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682
- over where life is taking you.
- 775
- 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,976
- A big change has upended you.
- 776
- 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:46,978
- You're free-falling.
- 777
- 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981
- You're killing yourself staying busy,
- 778
- 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,858
- because if you don't, you feel...
- 779
- 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,610
- as if you will literally break apart.
- 780
- 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,905
- It'd still make a killer tattoo.
- 781
- 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:00,908
- Who's next?
- 782
- 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,579
- That's not good.
- 783
- 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,416
- The Five of Pentacles.
- 784
- 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,628
- Many say this card signifies
- financial loss, poverty.
- 785
- 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,673
- Well, I'm lucky
- 'cause I'm very comfortable,
- 786
- 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,260
- but I do have an opportunity
- I would love to ask you about.
- 787
- 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,221
- It's... a TV job.
- 788
- 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,932
- I wonder what the card says about that.
- 789
- 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,351
- May I continue?
- 790
- 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,270
- Yeah, of course.
- 791
- 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:33,107
- Many say that this card signifies
- financial loss, poverty.
- 792
- 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,901
- -Okay.
- -But not me.
- 793
- 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:35,818
- She flipped it.
- 794
- 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:40,072
- I find that the Five of Pentacles points
- to emotional poverty.
- 795
- 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,994
- So, nothing about the TV show?
- 796
- 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,208
- The Fool.
- 797
- 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,336
- You want a tattoo of this one as well?
- 798
- 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,757
- I liked the Chariot better.
- 799
- 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,427
- The Fool represents new beginnings,
- optimism.
- 800
- 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,430
- Man, I'm really ready to meet somebody.
- 801
- 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,808
- Well, the Fool has difficulty seizing
- on new opportunities
- 802
- 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,436
- because they're too focused
- on the needs of others.
- 803
- 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:14,398
- Are you saying I should put my knees...
- 804
- 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,901
- before others' needs?
- 805
- 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,033
- They laughed.
- 806
- 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:25,618
- Next.
- 807
- 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,331
- The Devil.
- 808
- 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,876
- The Devil represents the violent forces
- of nature
- 809
- 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,045
- that can strain you-- Where did she go?
- 810
- 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,713
- I don't think this is her jam.
- 811
- 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,548
- I don't think this is anyone's jam.
- 812
- 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,385
- Death.
- 813
- 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,762
- -Fuck me!
- -Jesus Christ!
- 814
- 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,515
- -You're fired!
- -No, I love this card,
- 815
- 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,559
- because people always think
- that this is a very negative card.
- 816
- 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,062
- They're scared of it.
- But the Death card actually indicates
- 817
- 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,814
- a time of transformation.
- 818
- 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,942
- The death of the old you
- to make way for the new.
- 819
- 00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,777
- A metamorphosis.
- 820
- 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,654
- You're ready to become a butterfly.
- 821
- 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,782
- But it can also mean death is coming.
- 822
- 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,494
- Okay.
- 823
- 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,207
- The Wheel of Fortune.
- 824
- 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,751
- Wheel... of...
- 825
- 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,379
- -For--
- -The Wheel represents life cycles.
- 826
- 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,172
- A turning point.
- 827
- 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,634
- -The big change is coming.
- -Her 50th birthday.
- 828
- 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,386
- Half a century.
- 829
- 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:28,222
- That's a long time.
- 830
- 00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:30,266
- Fifty years of age.
- 831
- 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,602
- And see how Lady Fortuna
- is just standing here,
- 832
- 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,646
- in the middle of this wheel of change?
- 833
- 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,440
- -She is unmoving.
- -All right, yeah.
- 834
- 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:40,484
- Right. Tranquil, peaceful.
- 835
- 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,653
- Over, done.
- 836
- 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,115
- And now, for the group reading.
- 837
- 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,784
- You know, no.
- I think this is when we say goodbye.
- 838
- 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,369
- -Yeah, I'm doing--
- -I've gotta...
- 839
- 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,829
- -Yeah, we're done.
- -Me, too.
- 840
- 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,708
- Yeah, you're right. Never mind.
- 841
- 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,376
- Wait, why? What does it say?
- 842
- 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,378
- Is it bad?
- 843
- 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,590
- The garden looks like a winner.
- 844
- 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,802
- Usually, yes, but not when it's sandwiched
- between the snakes and the rocks.
- 845
- 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,680
- You see, the fighting snakes show me...
- 846
- 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,475
- that you all surround yourselves
- with battles.
- 847
- 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,146
- People who have been intertwined
- and dueling for thousands of years.
- 848
- 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,984
- You need to help shed the tough skins
- that have built up over time...
- 849
- 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,028
- if you are to remain friends.
- 850
- 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,863
- A lot of secrets.
- 851
- 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,366
- Many things unspoken.
- 852
- 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:29,950
- And you see the space?
- 853
- 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,994
- No one's as close as they think.
- 854
- 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,705
- And you see here, with the river stones?
- 855
- 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:39,168
- They're gems. They used to be dynamic
- and many-faceted.
- 856
- 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,379
- And they have been worn over time.
- 857
- 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,548
- And now, they're smooth and dull...
- 858
- 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:46,342
- aged.
- 859
- 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,180
- From one old lady to another...
- 860
- 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:53,766
- get over all your shit,
- 861
- 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,352
- 'cause it is later than you think.
- 862
- 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,738
- That'll be $475.
- 863
- 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,742
- Hello, this is Olivia
- from Dr. Melton's office
- 864
- 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,744
- calling to let you know that the results--
- 865
- 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,122
- Move it or lose it. I'm up.
- 866
- 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,082
- Got it.
- Don't wanna fuck up that itinerary.
- 867
- 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,500
- We got our marching orders.
- 868
- 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:20,960
- Hey, oh.
- 869
- 00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:27,842
- Sorry, is this any better?
- 870
- 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:31,220
- So, what's going on with the offer?
- Is it any-- Hello?
- 871
- 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,097
- Hello?
- 872
- 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,683
- Shitballs! Hello?
- 873
- 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,518
- -Hello? Shit, fuck!
- -Sorry.
- 874
- 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,938
- Not being nosy, just wanted
- to bring some of my hangover cure.
- 875
- 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:42,648
- Oh, thanks.
- 876
- 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:45,484
- Oh, and some of my edible soaps
- for you, too.
- 877
- 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,527
- Sorry, I...
- 878
- 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:50,489
- I know I should be enjoying myself
- and not stressing about work.
- 879
- 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,116
- Hey, I'm not judging.
- 880
- 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:57,037
- Owning and managing five properties
- has its share of shit-fuck days for sure.
- 881
- 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,458
- But I bet you get to meet
- a lot of interesting people, so...
- 882
- 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,128
- No. No, you'd be surprised.
- 883
- 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,504
- People are all the same.
- 884
- 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,341
- I go whole days without speaking.
- 885
- 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,262
- Better get to the wine tasting, so...
- 886
- 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,640
- A little advice for today.
- 887
- 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,394
- If you or anyone around you
- starts a sentence with:
- 888
- 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,022
- "Can I just say something?"
- stop right there.
- 889
- 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,982
- Okay, I will keep that in mind, thank you.
- 890
- 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,233
- Try the juice.
- 891
- 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,702
- It's got kind of a garbage flavor,
- but the soap helps with the aftertaste.
- 892
- 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,788
- -Edible?
- -Seventy percent.
- 893
- 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,088
- I can still taste the soap a little bit.
- 894
- 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,966
- It's just in your head.
- It's 'cause of the shape.
- 895
- 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,552
- Now, as you can see,
- this little beauty is quite spacious
- 896
- 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,639
- and does come
- with four-by-four off-road capability.
- 897
- 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:59,058
- So, if you see some beautiful spot,
- and you say to yourself:
- 898
- 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,227
- "I'd like to get up close and personal
- with that vista,
- 899
- 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,522
- but the terrain is clearly a no-go,"
- think again. I got you.
- 900
- 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,065
- Yeah, we got it, man.
- 901
- 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,442
- This van has everything here.
- We've got seats like...
- 902
- 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,945
- -Who is this guy again?
- -Abby's worst nightmare.
- 903
- 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:14,240
- ...cup holders,
- really nice adjustable air and fan,
- 904
- 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,408
- safety lights, emergency kit--
- 905
- 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,369
- Okay, let's get driving.
- 906
- 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,788
- We have a birthday we need to celebrate.
- 907
- 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,333
- How old are you turning, little mama, 21?
- 908
- 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,710
- Devon, it's none of your business.
- 909
- 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,214
- No, you know, I'm not ashamed to say,
- actually, I am turning 50 tomorrow.
- 910
- 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,049
- Yeah!
- 911
- 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,177
- Great, yeah... You say it, sister!
- 912
- 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,595
- Okay, can we go?
- 913
- 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,555
- All right.
- 914
- 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,183
- Birthday to you
- 915
- 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978
- Your birthday
- 916
- 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,526
- Overshot it. I hear things a touch sharp.
- 917
- 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,361
- Devon, let's go.
- 918
- 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,404
- -Yeah. Here we go.
- -Okay.
- 919
- 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:57,074
- Hold that for a moment, would you?
- All right, 10-4, captain.
- 920
- 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,287
- So, ladies,
- a little early history of the Napa Valley.
- 921
- 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:05,708
- The first official winery and vineyard
- was established by one Mr. John Patchett,
- 922
- 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,627
- who began planting grape vines in 1854--
- 923
- 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,879
- So, Val,
- did that cute waitress text you back?
- 924
- 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,924
- -Is there romance in the air?
- -Devon, don't listen to our conversation.
- 925
- 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:16,218
- No, but she's probably still sleeping.
- 926
- 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,804
- That picture she took of you is gorgeous.
- 927
- 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,097
- -Thanks.
- -What picture?
- 928
- 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,600
- Oh, it's on the shared photo site we have.
- 929
- 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,226
- You probably didn't accept the invite.
- 930
- 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,477
- No, I didn't get one.
- 931
- 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605
- Would you send me a invite? I'll accept.
- 932
- 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,774
- -Probably just the Wi-Fi.
- -Signal is hard to come by out here.
- 933
- 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,443
- I'll tell you what's not hard to come by:
- 934
- 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:36,071
- a rich and hearty Cab Sauv
- with healthy levels of tannins.
- 935
- 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,240
- Which brings me back
- to John Patchett in 1854--
- 936
- 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,659
- I do not wanna learn about wine
- on this trip.
- 937
- 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,869
- This is weird, Cat.
- 938
- 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,995
- You're not on here.
- 939
- 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,123
- Way to go, guys.
- Who started the shared site?
- 940
- 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,792
- Oh, I did,
- but I didn't intentionally leave you off.
- 941
- 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,629
- Remember, let's remain uncontaminated
- 942
- 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,006
- from Lady Sunshine's negative suggestions.
- 943
- 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,841
- -Amen.
- -Yes, we are uncontaminated.
- 944
- 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,260
- Uncontaminated. All right, added.
- 945
- 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,012
- Hey, should we listen to some tunes?
- 946
- 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,848
- -Let's do DUI songs.
- -Yes!
- 947
- 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,600
- You guys got DUIs, too?
- 948
- 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,935
- No, it's a game we play.
- 949
- 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:10,022
- It's like guilty pleasure songs we blast
- when we're tipsy.
- 950
- 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,192
- Are you... legally allowed to drive?
- 951
- 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,193
- I will be.
- 952
- 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,031
- -Yes.
- -Yeah!
- 953
- 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,953
- ...less than 4.04% of the wine in America.
- 954
- 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:26,288
- Devon, shh!
- 955
- 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,874
- Looking out a dirty old window
- 956
- 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:32,961
- Down below the cars
- In the city go rushing by
- 957
- 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:39,593
- I sit here alone and I wonder why
- 958
- 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,139
- Friday night and everyone's moving
- 959
- 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,227
- I can feel the heat, but it's soothing,
- Heading down
- 960
- 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,941
- I search for the beat in this dirty town
- Downtown
- 961
- 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,193
- The young ones are going
- 962
- 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,737
- Downtown, the young ones are growing
- 963
- 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:02,282
- -We're the kids in America
- -Whoa
- 964
- 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,160
- -We're the kids in America
- -Whoa
- 965
- 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:08,330
- Everybody lives for the music-go-round
- 966
- 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:21,343
- Ladies, if Cabernet Sauvignon
- is the king of wine country,
- 967
- 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,346
- Chardonnay is its queen. It's bold--
- 968
- 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,640
- Okay, hair of the dog.
- 969
- 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,934
- All right, fine, go to a wine store, then.
- 970
- 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,228
- I just wanna say...
- 971
- 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,523
- that we never know
- where life is gonna take us.
- 972
- 00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,066
- So let's live for today...
- 973
- 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:39,194
- and party till our panties fly off.
- Wait, where is Catherine?
- 974
- 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,281
- I think she had to call her agent.
- Please don't say "panties."
- 975
- 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,324
- Oh, hell to the hell to the no!
- 976
- 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,534
- I'm gonna go get her.
- 977
- 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,873
- Anyone picking up on the notes
- of honeysuckle?
- 978
- 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,417
- -Yeah, sure.
- -Get a good sniff.
- 979
- 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,336
- Let me know what you smell.
- There's no wrong answers.
- 980
- 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:57,963
- Green apple?
- 981
- 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,215
- -Yes.
- -Yes, very good. Green apple.
- 982
- 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,137
- I wanna say... canned peaches?
- 983
- 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:07,222
- No.
- 984
- 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,475
- You said there's no wrong answer.
- 985
- 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,185
- Yeah, but... you know.
- 986
- 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,062
- Peaches, there's no peaches in there.
- 987
- 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,981
- -Okay.
- -What else you got?
- 988
- 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,109
- -Oh, lemon.
- -Yes, very good.
- 989
- 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,569
- I taste the lemon, yeah.
- 990
- 00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:22,196
- You don't taste it, you smell it.
- 991
- 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,363
- Grapes.
- 992
- 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,407
- Well, yeah... of course.
- 993
- 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,284
- Nice, that's smart!
- 994
- 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,369
- -Definitely grapes in there.
- -Can't go wrong with that.
- 995
- 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,999
- -Jasmine.
- -No, that's... egregious.
- 996
- 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,709
- Pinot-gregious.
- 997
- 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,046
- -Thank you.
- -You're killing it!
- 998
- 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,590
- Oh, we lost Mason.
- 999
- 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,467
- So, is it like The Catherine Stewart Show,
- 1000
- 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,969
- or is it like I'm one of three judges,
- you know what I mean?
- 1001
- 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:50,265
- 'Cause that's sort of significant
- in terms of what... I'm talking about.
- 1002
- 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,017
- You know what I mean?
- 1003
- 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,770
- Right,
- if it's Catherine Stewart of Cutie Pies
- 1004
- 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:57,648
- or Cutie Pies featuring Catherine Stewart,
- and, like...
- 1005
- 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:00,192
- Can you hold on one second?
- Something's going on in front of me.
- 1006
- 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,861
- -What are you doing?
- -My God, give me my phone back.
- 1007
- 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,739
- -That's an important phone call.
- -My face is an important phone call.
- 1008
- 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,075
- I'm not giving you
- your precious phone back...
- 1009
- 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,911
- until you start flossing.
- 1010
- 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:11,995
- Come on.
- 1011
- 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,038
- All right, fine.
- 1012
- 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,833
- Do it
- 1013
- 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,085
- Okay, oh, my God, I'm nailing this.
- I'm really good at this.
- 1014
- 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,171
- -She'll call you back. She's flossing.
- -I gotta floss more when I'm day-drunk.
- 1015
- 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,923
- Here's the last thing I sent to her:
- 1016
- 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:26,718
- "I have vintage jade earrings at my store.
- Would love to send them to you."
- 1017
- 00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:28,303
- So dumb.
- 1018
- 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,100
- She's Jade... you know?
- She's got like a million jade things.
- 1019
- 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,476
- I made a mistake.
- 1020
- 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,895
- She's too young for me.
- 1021
- 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,397
- Val.
- 1022
- 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,108
- May I offer you some feedback?
- 1023
- 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:42,484
- Go for it.
- 1024
- 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:46,780
- Okay, I mean, when it comes to age,
- the number itself truly doesn't matter.
- 1025
- 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,823
- It's, I mean...
- 1026
- 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:50,659
- I wish Abby could understand this,
- 'cause she's coming at me like,
- 1027
- 00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:51,994
- "You're 50!" It's like,
- 1028
- 00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:54,872
- what matters is how you feel inside, so...
- 1029
- 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,751
- with all that in mind,
- what would you say your soul's age is?
- 1030
- 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,837
- I'd say, like, 12.
- 1031
- 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:06,341
- I mean, maybe a little older.
- Probably old enough to drink... and bone.
- 1032
- 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:09,094
- Maybe 18, 18 and a half.
- 1033
- 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,722
- Almost out of the house.
- 1034
- 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,433
- Don't have my own car yet.
- 1035
- 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,184
- But I have a bike.
- 1036
- 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,939
- -This one's good. What's it called again?
- -White wine.
- 1037
- 00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:22,107
- Fricking love it!
- 1038
- 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,775
- So, can I just say something?
- 1039
- 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:27,279
- Rebecca is in complete denial
- that this is her birthday weekend.
- 1040
- 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,907
- You know, as usual,
- she's glossing over everything.
- 1041
- 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,451
- There's so many things
- she doesn't deal with.
- 1042
- 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,579
- -Hello, Brian.
- -Fucking Brian.
- 1043
- 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,123
- She's gotta be having feelings
- about turning 50.
- 1044
- 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,917
- Where does she put it all?
- 1045
- 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,420
- "This is just another trip,
- it's not a big deal." It's like...
- 1046
- 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,922
- Hello? Get into it!
- 1047
- 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,591
- God, you know how hard it is,
- by the way...
- 1048
- 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,802
- to make 10,000 reservations for 400 people
- 1049
- 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,472
- at 55 million different locations?
- 1050
- 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:57,559
- I know. Abby, you've done such a good job
- at planning this. You should know that.
- 1051
- 00:48:58,769 --> 00:48:59,603
- Thanks.
- 1052
- 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,481
- It's probably
- 'cause it's my full-time job now.
- 1053
- 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,107
- Wait, what?
- 1054
- 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,110
- -This is good, right?
- -Oh, yeah.
- 1055
- 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,157
- Chug-a-lug, ladies, we're on the move.
- 1056
- 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,619
- Oh, no, ladies. That is a select Cabernet,
- meant to be savored...
- 1057
- 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:18,413
- Yeah, well, we can get this stuff online.
- Let's hit the van.
- 1058
- 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:23,835
- -Jeez, this is a real go-go-go kinda trip.
- -Keep up, 50.
- 1059
- 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:26,296
- My soul age is 28.
- 1060
- 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,424
- I'd love to get your names and socials
- for our wine club.
- 1061
- 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,386
- Okay, guys, next stop is biking
- and shopping...
- 1062
- 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:33,929
- -Yes!
- -...and we're gonna get all of our stuff
- 1063
- 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,223
- in Napa so we don't have to get anything
- at the airport.
- 1064
- 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:39,643
- -I'm gonna buy a really big hat.
- -Naomi, you're up, what's your DUI song?
- 1065
- 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,398
- My song is gonna be,
- "Poison, Po-po-po, Poison."
- 1066
- 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,668
- Pizza.
- 1067
- 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,135
- Oh, my gosh.
- 1068
- 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,639
- I just spent $750.
- 1069
- 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:23,687
- Not only is Morgan Jorng Winery solar,
- it is also...
- 1070
- 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,231
- organic!
- 1071
- 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,942
- So no sulfates, no pesticides,
- 1072
- 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,987
- and the beautiful sun powering us all.
- 1073
- 00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,823
- You'll notice, because it's organic,
- 1074
- 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:37,409
- there's a lot of sediment
- at the bottom of your glass.
- 1075
- 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:40,287
- -I was wondering what that was.
- -Does anybody know the term for that?
- 1076
- 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,373
- For the sediment
- at the bottom of the glass.
- 1077
- 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,418
- -You can just tell us.
- -Sediment?
- 1078
- 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,503
- -Gravel?
- -Mud?
- 1079
- 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:52,174
- -Shavings?
- -Wine waste?
- 1080
- 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,926
- -Minerality?
- -I'll just go ahead and answer this one.
- 1081
- 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,554
- -Tartrates.
- -Tartrates.
- 1082
- 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,890
- You know what I also like to call it,
- though?
- 1083
- 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,016
- Wine diamonds.
- 1084
- 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,561
- Jeez, people really like to talk
- about wine around here.
- 1085
- 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,562
- Well, yeah.
- 1086
- 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:07,564
- It's Napa.
- 1087
- 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,444
- Right? Why you came here.
- 1088
- 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:15,739
- -Can we... get to the...
- -Sure, get to the solar questions?
- 1089
- 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:16,948
- No, speed this up.
- 1090
- 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,496
- Okay, so, how much energy do you think
- that our solar panels create here?
- 1091
- 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,414
- -How much energy?
- -I don't know.
- 1092
- 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,458
- Ten kilowatts?
- 1093
- 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:27,834
- Fifty thousand.
- 1094
- 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,878
- -Right.
- -I was way off.
- 1095
- 00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,797
- You know what I really like
- that we do here?
- 1096
- 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,216
- Notice how our wines are not on ice?
- 1097
- 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,342
- What are they on?
- 1098
- 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:38,428
- -Soil?
- -Soil. Exactly. I...
- 1099
- 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,847
- -We're gonna stroll around for a second.
- -Oh, okay.
- 1100
- 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,267
- So, just one rule today:
- no walking in the vineyards.
- 1101
- 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:45,936
- Okay?
- 1102
- 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:47,771
- And have fun.
- 1103
- 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,689
- Can I just say something?
- 1104
- 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,901
- I'm tired of Naomi shaming me
- for working all the time.
- 1105
- 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,404
- You know what I mean? It's like, we work.
- It's who we are, it's what we do.
- 1106
- 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:01,118
- Well, I hope I'm more than my work,
- or else, fuck.
- 1107
- 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,244
- Come on, yeah.
- 1108
- 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,496
- Okay, let's play "path not taken."
- 1109
- 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,833
- I would work at a bookstore,
- like a crunchy bookstore
- 1110
- 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:11,128
- in Portland or Seattle,
- somewhere rainy and moody.
- 1111
- 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,420
- -I love it.
- -Right?
- 1112
- 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,713
- -That's so good.
- -You go.
- 1113
- 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,216
- Okay, path not taken. Zamboni driver.
- 1114
- 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,386
- I swear to God. It would be so peaceful.
- 1115
- 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138
- Clean slate every two hours.
- 1116
- 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,348
- Start over, nice and simple.
- 1117
- 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:25,976
- Really cold, no hot flashes. Come on.
- 1118
- 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,645
- I think I would also be good
- at close-up magic.
- 1119
- 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,480
- -You would.
- -Thank you.
- 1120
- 00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,233
- -Oh, my God, that's such a good one.
- -Yeah. I could...
- 1121
- 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,110
- -maintain fierce eye contact...
- -Yes.
- 1122
- 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,987
- -...while stealing someone's wallet.
- -I love it.
- 1123
- 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,655
- Can I just say something?
- 1124
- 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,074
- Why is Naomi treating this trip like...
- 1125
- 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,160
- we're all gonna die immediately after?
- 1126
- 00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,453
- She loves us so much.
- 1127
- 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,539
- But, yeah, it's a little manic.
- 1128
- 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,083
- Is there scarecrows out here?
- 1129
- 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:53,044
- 'Cause if I see a scarecrow,
- I'm gonna fucking shit my pants.
- 1130
- 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,008
- Remember when you shit your pants
- in Yankee Candle Company?
- 1131
- 00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:01,636
- Yes. Because whenever I sniff candles,
- I always have to poop.
- 1132
- 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:05,599
- Yeah, but you're around candles,
- so it covers up the smell. That's good.
- 1133
- 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,643
- I know, but then, it's a vicious cycle.
- 1134
- 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:11,062
- Can I just say something?
- 1135
- 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,982
- I got my bikini area lasered,
- 1136
- 00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:18,069
- and now I'm like, "Oh, great.
- What's it gonna look like when I'm 70?"
- 1137
- 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,738
- Is it going to be like a...
- 1138
- 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,324
- gray-haired goatee?
- 1139
- 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,535
- -You got too much off?
- -Yes. It's like...
- 1140
- 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,829
- It's like pencil-thin, I blew it.
- 1141
- 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,999
- -I'm gonna need that hair down there--
- -You don't know.
- 1142
- 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:34,586
- Maybe it'll be a cute little
- Colonel Sanders chin going on down there.
- 1143
- 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:39,090
- That's what I want,
- a cute Colonel Sanders chin.
- 1144
- 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,844
- "Honey, are you looking forward
- to seeing Colonel Sanders tonight?"
- 1145
- 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,179
- Oh, boy.
- 1146
- 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,932
- Maybe it's like a...
- you know, it's like a...
- 1147
- 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,602
- like a Dizzy Gillespie,
- like a jazz musician...
- 1148
- 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:51,895
- -Oh, right.
- -...beav.
- 1149
- 00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:53,980
- -I think he'd love that.
- -What about a little Ted Nugent?
- 1150
- 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,607
- No, wait, I shouldn't have said that.
- 1151
- 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:57,817
- -Fuck that guy.
- -No. No Ted Nugent. Sorry.
- 1152
- 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,111
- Like a Billy Bob Thornton,
- that's what you were thinking.
- 1153
- 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,238
- Sure, Billy Bob Thornton.
- 1154
- 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,782
- "Hey, honey, you want
- some french fried potatoes?"
- 1155
- 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,163
- Oh, God! Full-on mud in this bottle.
- 1156
- 00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,415
- God, fuck this organic shit.
- 1157
- 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:13,792
- Well, you better drink up,
- 1158
- 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,753
- 'cause Abby's gonna come through
- with the Abby alarm any minute now.
- 1159
- 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,588
- -Oh, my God.
- -Can I just say something?
- 1160
- 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,882
- -She needs to ease up.
- -Yes.
- 1161
- 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,009
- -It's insane.
- -Hi!
- 1162
- 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,972
- This is an organic winery,
- so we can't have you walking in there.
- 1163
- 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,057
- -Oh.
- -Yeah, I think we put up signs.
- 1164
- 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:30,976
- Right there.
- 1165
- 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,478
- So, yeah, can't walk through there.
- 1166
- 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,064
- -Sorry.
- -Okay, you can follow me out.
- 1167
- 00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:38,316
- -Okay, sorry about that.
- -Okay.
- 1168
- 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,819
- -Sorry, not sorry.
- -Right?
- 1169
- 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,697
- -The sign is facing the other way.
- -Hey, guess what? Passive-aggressive.
- 1170
- 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:47,158
- -That wasn't passive. That was aggressive.
- -Guess what, also?
- 1171
- 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,119
- -My shoes are clean.
- -Yeah.
- 1172
- 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,997
- Hey, you don't know me.
- You don't know my shoes.
- 1173
- 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,582
- -You don't...
- -You don't know my shoes, bitch!
- 1174
- 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,001
- You don't know my shoes!
- 1175
- 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,128
- Guess what? These are fucking clean.
- 1176
- 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,338
- Can you just follow me out? Yeah.
- Keep coming.
- 1177
- 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,590
- -Okay, no problem.
- -Okay, sorry about that.
- 1178
- 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,599
- -Happy birthday, babe.
- -Technically tomorrow.
- 1179
- 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,351
- -He knows that.
- -But I can't call tomorrow
- 1180
- 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:16,187
- -'cause I'll be out on the pontoon boat.
- -Holy shit.
- 1181
- 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,399
- Have they been here this whole time?
- 1182
- 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:24,070
- Hey.
- 1183
- 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,911
- I know, guys.
- 1184
- 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,581
- You were thinking something else, right?
- 1185
- 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,458
- Well, guess what, I'm here.
- 1186
- 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:42,756
- Funny story,
- I had some wine diamonds today,
- 1187
- 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,758
- and I don't feel so good.
- 1188
- 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,719
- Oh, my God. Naomi is loaded.
- 1189
- 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,597
- You know, I wanna sing a little ditty
- 1190
- 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,351
- for my sweet, very short friend Rebecca
- 1191
- 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,271
- who is turning 22 tomorrow.
- 1192
- 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,397
- Wink, wink.
- 1193
- 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,317
- She's not.
- 1194
- 00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,277
- You know...
- 1195
- 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,029
- birthdays are a funny thing,
- 1196
- 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:08,698
- 'cause, like, some people hate 'em,
- and some people love 'em.
- 1197
- 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,450
- I love my birthday, I'm a Leo.
- 1198
- 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:15,413
- But, Rebecca, you got it going on, girl.
- 1199
- 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,584
- Don't get it twisted.
- 1200
- 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,128
- You deserve the world.
- 1201
- 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,839
- And since I can't give you diamonds
- 1202
- 00:56:25,256 --> 00:56:26,716
- and I can't give you pearls,
- 1203
- 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,387
- I'm gonna give you something
- you ain't never had before.
- 1204
- 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,848
- I'm gonna give you a song from the heart.
- 1205
- 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,934
- You guys,
- 1206
- 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,019
- our dear, sweet...
- 1207
- 00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:41,272
- Rebecca Sue is all grown up.
- 1208
- 00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:45,276
- I want to dedicate this song
- 1209
- 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,363
- to my beautiful friend Rebecca.
- 1210
- 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,990
- This is for you, honey tits.
- 1211
- 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,368
- Hit it, boys.
- 1212
- 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:55,328
- What would you like us to play?
- 1213
- 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:57,163
- "Eternal Flame."
- 1214
- 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,790
- -Okay.
- -Yes.
- 1215
- 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,881
- Close your eyes
- 1216
- 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,092
- Oh, my God.
- 1217
- 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,635
- Naomi?
- 1218
- 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:12,846
- I'm cool.
- 1219
- 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:14,347
- Yeah!
- 1220
- 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,224
- You're a pro.
- 1221
- 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:17,308
- Darling
- 1222
- 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:21,312
- Do you feel my heart beating?
- 1223
- 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:26,901
- Do you understand?
- 1224
- 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,364
- I'm sensing a lull.
- 1225
- 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,491
- So my vote is for literally anything
- by Sublime.
- 1226
- 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,659
- Absolutely not, Devon.
- 1227
- 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,036
- -Chilis?
- -Devon, no.
- 1228
- 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,830
- -Bush?
- -Now I'm getting upset.
- 1229
- 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:41,416
- Oh, my God. "Everything Zen."
- That changed my life.
- 1230
- 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:42,959
- -Third Eye Blind?
- -No.
- 1231
- 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,294
- -311?
- -No.
- 1232
- 00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:47,922
- Okay, guys! I got the T-shirts
- for the drone shot.
- 1233
- 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,966
- Did you say "drone shot"?
- 1234
- 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:52,427
- Oh, yeah, the drone shot.
- It's in the itinerary.
- 1235
- 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,054
- Yes, I said "drone." On the itinerary.
- 1236
- 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,640
- -I don't think my shirt's gonna fit.
- -It is. It will.
- 1237
- 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,142
- Okay, follow me, guys. Let's go.
- 1238
- 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,102
- Can we stay here a little bit?
- It's so nice.
- 1239
- 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,480
- We're gonna go through the wine tunnels
- and take the drone shot.
- 1240
- 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,940
- Holy cannoli.
- 1241
- 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,693
- These weird wine caves
- would be a good place to try molly.
- 1242
- 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:11,946
- Maybe we'll do the molly after we get
- the drone shot. That'll be more fun.
- 1243
- 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,949
- Wait, I have a few more questions.
- Is molly what that kid did
- 1244
- 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:17,243
- when he ate that guy's face
- in his dad's garage?
- 1245
- 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,370
- -No, I don't think so.
- -Is that the one that keeps you up?
- 1246
- 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,206
- Because when I need to sleep,
- I need to sleep.
- 1247
- 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,750
- Come on, people, let's just try it.
- What are we, a bunch of nerds?
- 1248
- 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,544
- -Yes.
- -Okay, if we want to do the molly,
- 1249
- 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,671
- maybe we can do it
- after horseback riding tomorrow.
- 1250
- 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:33,009
- -I vote "no" on the horseback riding.
- -Wait, here's what I don't get.
- 1251
- 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,428
- If we were to do the molly,
- how long does it stay in your body?
- 1252
- 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,639
- Like, what is the duration of the "trip"?
- 1253
- 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,141
- Oh, my God, with the quotes.
- 1254
- 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,393
- Whatever we do,
- we have to harmonize in here
- 1255
- 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,729
- -'cause the acoustics are the shit.
- -Oh, yes.
- 1256
- 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,616
- Hey, guys? Can we put our T-shirts on,
- 1257
- 00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,078
- so we can get to the pavilion
- and take a super fun drone shot?
- 1258
- 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:06,960
- You guys, I'm gonna go follow her,
- and I'm gonna offer her some feedback.
- 1259
- 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,796
- -I actually think that's a terrible idea.
- -I wouldn't do that.
- 1260
- 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,881
- -Please don't.
- -This is what I do.
- 1261
- 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:13,508
- Where is she?
- 1262
- 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,303
- Yeah, how does she know her way
- around these tunnels?
- 1263
- 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,723
- -Where'd she go?
- -Where'd she go?
- 1264
- 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:23,518
- -Where'd she go?
- -Where'd she go?
- 1265
- 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,605
- Where did she go?
- 1266
- 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:31,359
- Seriously, where did she go?
- 1267
- 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,904
- -Are we lost?
- -We've gotta find her.
- 1268
- 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,015
- Hey, Abby?
- 1269
- 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,642
- The girls urged me
- not to offer you any feedback,
- 1270
- 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,603
- but I'm just gonna go with my gut here.
- 1271
- 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,271
- May I offer you some feedback?
- 1272
- 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:09,522
- Oh, boy.
- 1273
- 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:13,526
- I feel like the universe
- is gently nudging you to chill.
- 1274
- 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,945
- Well, tell the universe that I'm chilling
- 1275
- 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,364
- and I'm also looking for the drone.
- Do you see it?
- 1276
- 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,575
- Okay, just, the schedule you have us on,
- 1277
- 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:23,036
- I feel like it's keeping you
- from having fun. Like,
- 1278
- 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:26,623
- if you were just to let go,
- everything will just fall into place.
- 1279
- 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:29,208
- Will it fall into place?
- 1280
- 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,170
- Will it, Rebecca? Will it fall into place?
- 1281
- 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,589
- Will someone else take care of me?
- 1282
- 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,758
- Or will I always have to do
- everything myself?
- 1283
- 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:39,052
- Let me know when it falls into place,
- 1284
- 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,013
- 'cause last time I checked,
- this world's pretty fucking selfish.
- 1285
- 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,640
- Okay. Deep breath.
- 1286
- 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,559
- No, let's take some inventory
- about how everything's falling into place.
- 1287
- 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,062
- How about my marriage?
- Did that fall into place?
- 1288
- 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:51,230
- What about this text from that girl
- that's gonna hurt you?
- 1289
- 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,398
- That falling into place?
- 1290
- 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,361
- Your obvious midlife crisis.
- Is that falling into place?
- 1291
- 01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:00,114
- Your inability to cope
- with almost everything?
- 1292
- 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,283
- -Is that falling into place for you?
- -No.
- 1293
- 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,161
- -Your husband? Is that falling into place?
- -What?
- 1294
- 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,664
- Maybe you should take a good hard look
- at yourself in the mirror.
- 1295
- 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,248
- Maybe the therapist should go to therapy.
- 1296
- 01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:15,046
- Am I not getting a falling into place?
- 1297
- 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,964
- Jeez, Catherine, enough.
- 1298
- 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:20,093
- The whole "left out" thing
- is really getting old.
- 1299
- 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,054
- You're the one who's always running away
- from us every time you get a call.
- 1300
- 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,348
- -I have work.
- -I'm sorry, let's not fight.
- 1301
- 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,892
- This time together
- is supposed to be special.
- 1302
- 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,687
- Oh, my God, Naomi, we're not fighting,
- we're just talking.
- 1303
- 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,856
- -That's what life is.
- -Well, it's very negative.
- 1304
- 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,025
- Yeah, well, life is negative.
- That's what Brené Brown said.
- 1305
- 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,111
- That's exactly what she did not say.
- 1306
- 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,363
- Abby, what is negative in your life
- right now?
- 1307
- 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:42,615
- You've got amazing friends,
- you got a great career--
- 1308
- 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,991
- No, I don't.
- 1309
- 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,785
- Okay? I lost my job.
- 1310
- 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:49,706
- All right? And it's really stupid
- to even cry about it.
- 1311
- 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:55,586
- Shit, I mean, people are starving
- in the world, and there's earthquakes.
- 1312
- 01:01:56,087 --> 01:02:00,007
- And people are shooting at each other,
- and I'm crying about my stupid poor job.
- 1313
- 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:03,177
- Abby, honey. That doesn't mean
- your feelings aren't valid.
- 1314
- 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,346
- That's exactly what white privilege is!
- 1315
- 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,682
- Plus, what are we doing
- to the environment?
- 1316
- 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:09,767
- I mean, we can't--
- There's no fish anymore!
- 1317
- 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:10,768
- All the plastic is...
- 1318
- 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,438
- filling up in the ocean.
- 1319
- 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:17,483
- And... there's like one rhinoceros left!
- 1320
- 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,528
- What the fuck?
- 1321
- 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,200
- Why wouldn't she tell us that?
- 1322
- 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,122
- Some things are too scary to say.
- 1323
- 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:32,415
- Not to us.
- 1324
- 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,752
- You guys don't like Brian?
- 1325
- 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:38,921
- -Oh, my God, we love Brian.
- -Brian, he's the best.
- 1326
- 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,757
- -He's a character.
- -He's so cool.
- 1327
- 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,425
- -Fucking prince.
- -Awesome.
- 1328
- 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,640
- Where to?
- 1329
- 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,603
- Well, Abby, what's on the itinerary?
- 1330
- 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,314
- You know what? Don't look at that.
- It doesn't matter. It's stupid.
- 1331
- 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:05,156
- Do you think throwing the itineraries
- out the window was on the itinerary?
- 1332
- 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,532
- Guess we'll never know.
- 1333
- 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:09,494
- Guys, left or right?
- I gotta make a decision.
- 1334
- 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,706
- Oh, my God, she texted.
- 1335
- 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,792
- Jade just texted back.
- 1336
- 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:19,003
- She wants us to come over to her art show.
- 1337
- 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,006
- I told you.
- 1338
- 01:03:22,089 --> 01:03:25,259
- -I mean, I knew that she would text.
- -Okay, let's go there, then.
- 1339
- 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,553
- Let's go to the art show, right?
- That'll be perfect.
- 1340
- 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:28,888
- Let's pick a DUI song!
- 1341
- 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,057
- Anybody?
- 1342
- 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,434
- -Abby?
- -Silence is good for now.
- 1343
- 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:54,080
- This is a major fuck-up.
- 1344
- 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,706
- Abby's gonna hate this.
- 1345
- 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,293
- This wall of shoe boxes
- should really snap her out of her mood.
- 1346
- 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,304
- I'll tell you the answer.
- 1347
- 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,265
- "No" and "No, you're not."
- 1348
- 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,476
- Abby, I know you don't want
- to talk about it,
- 1349
- 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,396
- -but I'm really sorry about your job.
- -Well, thanks.
- 1350
- 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,399
- The one time I can't figure out
- how to get on Snapchat.
- 1351
- 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:22,358
- One time.
- 1352
- 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,985
- And everybody saw.
- 1353
- 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,614
- Young people blow.
- 1354
- 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,663
- Isn't Jade so ungodly cute?
- 1355
- 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,670
- Okay, guys,
- I'm gonna just say a couple words.
- 1356
- 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,965
- Yeah, so...
- 1357
- 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:48,551
- Art has been my raison d'être
- 1358
- 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:51,804
- since... literally my first moment
- of consciousness.
- 1359
- 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:58,019
- I... can't believe I'm following
- in the footsteps of my heroes.
- 1360
- 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,606
- O'Keeffe, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat,
- 1361
- 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,608
- with my very own show.
- 1362
- 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,320
- So, thank you. I'm humbled.
- 1363
- 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,238
- Clearly.
- 1364
- 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,658
- Thank you for coming in, too...
- like, from the city,
- 1365
- 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,535
- with the caravans and all of you,
- 1366
- 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,997
- it's... fucking so touching.
- So, thank you.
- 1367
- 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,542
- So, yeah. Let me get on with it.
- 1368
- 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:25,129
- The Nanny was more than a sitcom.
- 1369
- 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,216
- Okay, it was a post-modern psychodrama
- 1370
- 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,345
- about classism and ambition in the 1990s.
- 1371
- 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:36,974
- You know, Fran Drescher's Fran Fine
- was an icon.
- 1372
- 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:40,394
- Honestly, I mean, a cultural touchstone.
- 1373
- 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,066
- God. All her art is Fran Drescher.
- 1374
- 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:47,276
- Why?
- 1375
- 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:51,572
- Yeah, so yeah, I'd like to just open up
- for some questions or comments.
- 1376
- 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,490
- Yeah?
- 1377
- 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:56,827
- It's so contextual, but at the same time,
- wholly independent.
- 1378
- 01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:58,704
- Did you do that consciously?
- 1379
- 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,748
- You know what? I did, yeah.
- 1380
- 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:04,168
- It's really a lettera d'amore
- to The Nanny.
- 1381
- 01:06:04,251 --> 01:06:07,838
- But, more importantly, it's a reaction
- to all of our experiences
- 1382
- 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,716
- -surrounding The Nanny.
- -I never saw The Nanny,
- 1383
- 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,095
- but I don't want that to stop me
- from participating in this conversation.
- 1384
- 01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:15,054
- It shouldn't.
- 1385
- 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,891
- This piece. Am I supposed to feel scared?
- 1386
- 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,686
- Yes. I am so glad you got that vibe.
- 1387
- 01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:25,064
- -Also offended. Yeah?
- -Very. Thank you.
- 1388
- 01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:27,316
- Have you considered doing
- any other sitcom art?
- 1389
- 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,236
- -Like, is ALF an option?
- -That's a good question.
- 1390
- 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,947
- I think I'm focusing more on women
- right now.
- 1391
- 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:36,367
- 'Cause, I don't know,
- I feel like time is up on ALF, right?
- 1392
- 01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,910
- I have a question.
- 1393
- 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:41,497
- Do any of you watch TV?
- Like, is TV still a thing?
- 1394
- 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,874
- Like, do you watch
- those judging competition shows?
- 1395
- 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,751
- I've only seen TV in the movies.
- 1396
- 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:48,963
- I knew I was right.
- Dammit, gotta call my agent.
- 1397
- 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:53,300
- Adrian, comma, confirming I was correct
- 1398
- 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:57,138
- re, colon, streaming V, period, broadcast.
- 1399
- 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,181
- Shit, I don't have a signal.
- I gotta go outside.
- 1400
- 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:04,186
- Yeah, my oldest kid is 15,
- and on the verge of becoming...
- 1401
- 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:06,063
- this.
- 1402
- 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:10,067
- I just wanna know, how do I stop her
- from becoming an asshole?
- 1403
- 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,653
- I feel like I'm about to take umbrage.
- 1404
- 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,196
- Are you okay?
- 1405
- 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,032
- And you know what else worries me?
- 1406
- 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,284
- It is way too easy for you guys
- to get porn.
- 1407
- 01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:19,493
- Oh, my God.
- 1408
- 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,496
- I used to drive miles
- in the middle of the night
- 1409
- 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,124
- just to go to this little newsstand
- by the bus station
- 1410
- 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:26,959
- just to find lesbo porn.
- 1411
- 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,879
- You guys have it so lucky
- on the porn front.
- 1412
- 01:07:30,337 --> 01:07:33,591
- I hadn't thought about it
- that way before. It's so interesting.
- 1413
- 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,594
- No wonder they're so scared of sexuality.
- 1414
- 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,846
- They associate it with hard work and fear.
- 1415
- 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,973
- And driving long distances.
- 1416
- 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,017
- I can't with the confidence
- in these people.
- 1417
- 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:43,934
- Wait.
- 1418
- 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,729
- So we're putting 'em down
- because they have healthy self-esteem?
- 1419
- 01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:49,315
- I've spent my whole life thinking I suck.
- 1420
- 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,650
- You know what happened
- at my first poetry reading?
- 1421
- 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,902
- I completely bombed.
- 1422
- 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:56,197
- No claps. No snaps. Just total silence.
- 1423
- 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:58,449
- Till, finally, this one dude,
- way in the back,
- 1424
- 01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:01,660
- he just turned to his girlfriend
- and he went, "Oof."
- 1425
- 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,872
- But you know what?
- That was an important "oof,"
- 1426
- 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,334
- because it confirmed to me
- that I'm a complete piece of shit.
- 1427
- 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,544
- And that's what made me the writer
- I am today.
- 1428
- 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,463
- I thank God for that "oof."
- 1429
- 01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:15,633
- -This girl needs an "oof."
- -Oof.
- 1430
- 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,303
- Jade, we're not trying to hurt
- anyone's feelings.
- 1431
- 01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:21,180
- My God, they were born with hurt feelings.
- 1432
- 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,017
- Why don't you not blast your feelings
- all over your best friend, the internet?
- 1433
- 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,811
- Please,
- their parents are their best friends.
- 1434
- 01:08:27,144 --> 01:08:28,145
- Well, that I do like.
- 1435
- 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,689
- You know who my best friend is?
- My best friend.
- 1436
- 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,692
- These women, right here,
- who I've known for 20-plus years.
- 1437
- 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,862
- And yeah, sure, sometimes I want
- to tell this one to fuck off.
- 1438
- 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,656
- That's what intimacy looks like.
- 1439
- 01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:40,491
- -You want me to fuck off?
- -What?
- 1440
- 01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:42,993
- If you all are friends,
- why are you so mad at each other?
- 1441
- 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,286
- We're not mad.
- 1442
- 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,539
- -Crazy, mad, grouchy. Look at this one.
- -Fascinating.
- 1443
- 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:48,707
- We're not grouchy.
- 1444
- 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,209
- Guys, please forgive us.
- 1445
- 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,044
- We've been drinking wine all day,
- 1446
- 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,421
- and we're just not right in our heads
- right now.
- 1447
- 01:08:54,505 --> 01:09:00,719
- We are exactly where we need to be.
- We're doing fine. Fran Fine.
- 1448
- 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,890
- That's brilliant. Did you see that?
- 1449
- 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,392
- Is this part of the show?
- 1450
- 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,937
- That was... incredible.
- 1451
- 01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,606
- You are amazing. Moms, you're amazing.
- 1452
- 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:18,696
- Context within context,
- that's exactly what we're talking about.
- 1453
- 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:37,131
- Excuse me. Do you have Wi-Fi in here?
- 1454
- 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,175
- And then there was one.
- 1455
- 01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:41,302
- Tammy, hi.
- 1456
- 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,513
- I'm just trying to get a little work done
- while the girls are at this art show.
- 1457
- 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:45,681
- -Art show?
- -Yeah.
- 1458
- 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,808
- Oof, things must have gone
- really sideways.
- 1459
- 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,518
- -Yeah.
- -Give me your phone.
- 1460
- 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,104
- -I'll get you online.
- -Oh, my God, awesome. Thank you.
- 1461
- 01:09:52,396 --> 01:09:55,816
- Pedro,
- is the password still "penisgrigio72"?
- 1462
- 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,322
- Thank you.
- We need a couple of beers here also.
- 1463
- 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:02,948
- Cool.
- 1464
- 01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:05,117
- Are you guys good pals?
- 1465
- 01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:07,411
- We are acquaintances.
- 1466
- 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,750
- Do you ever get lonely up here,
- living by yourself?
- 1467
- 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,962
- No, I love it. Loneliness is for suckers.
- 1468
- 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,256
- 'Cause you know who I can trust? Me.
- 1469
- 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,384
- You know who's never gonna bail on me?
- Me.
- 1470
- 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,345
- Anyway, get your shit done,
- 1471
- 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:26,680
- bring people joy
- with that fantastic pizza.
- 1472
- 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,641
- I'll be over here hitting bull's-eyes.
- 1473
- 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,313
- -Can I ask your advice on something?
- -Shoot.
- 1474
- 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,942
- -I'm being offered this TV show.
- -No, shoot the dart.
- 1475
- 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,403
- I'm uncomfortable in any one-on-one
- situation unless I can win.
- 1476
- 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,407
- Sure. Right, okay.
- 1477
- 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,952
- Thanks, Val.
- 1478
- 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,871
- Do you think you can carry this one
- over, too?
- 1479
- 01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:51,956
- You got it.
- 1480
- 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,416
- Okay, just be very careful.
- 1481
- 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,584
- -Oh, of course.
- -Okay.
- 1482
- 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,963
- Oh, that smile is so infectious.
- 1483
- 01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:01,131
- I know, it's so ironic, right?
- 1484
- 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,262
- Sorry about my friends.
- 1485
- 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,764
- Oh, no! I love them.
- 1486
- 01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:12,434
- People are really liking my show!
- 1487
- 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:15,938
- Do you think you guys could come back
- and do that whole,
- 1488
- 01:11:16,021 --> 01:11:17,982
- "I'm mad at young people" thing again?
- 1489
- 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,441
- I can ask.
- 1490
- 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,444
- But to be clear,
- we're not mad at young people.
- 1491
- 01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:24,738
- Or I'd be mad at myself, right?
- 1492
- 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,118
- You're so funny, Val.
- 1493
- 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,203
- I'm happy we met.
- 1494
- 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:32,579
- Me, too.
- 1495
- 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,666
- I like you.
- 1496
- 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,337
- I like you, too.
- 1497
- 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,804
- Can I ask you something?
- 1498
- 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:57,146
- I think I know what it is.
- 1499
- 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,863
- I usually charge 800, but...
- 1500
- 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,282
- I'm gonna give it to you for 600.
- 1501
- 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,665
- Talking about the painting?
- 1502
- 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,296
- That's great.
- 1503
- 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,924
- 'Cause I love your art so much.
- 1504
- 01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,719
- -It's gonna look great.
- -I can't wait to hang it.
- 1505
- 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:29,678
- So happy.
- 1506
- 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:38,312
- As a business owner, you can't join in
- in the same way.
- 1507
- 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,358
- You know, you can't worry
- about if people like you or not.
- 1508
- 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:44,985
- Yeah, I mean, I...
- 1509
- 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:46,945
- Shit.
- 1510
- 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,448
- I get that with my employees,
- 1511
- 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,700
- but we're talking about my oldest friends.
- 1512
- 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,828
- I mean, of course I'm gonna be worried
- about what they think.
- 1513
- 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:58,123
- -That's where you're fucking up.
- -Why?
- 1514
- 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:02,628
- Because I don't think your friends
- even invited you on this trip.
- 1515
- 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:04,254
- Did Abby tell you that?
- 1516
- 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,298
- Did she say five people were coming?
- 1517
- 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,257
- What? No.
- 1518
- 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:10,302
- Well, I'm saying work is a big part
- of who you are.
- 1519
- 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,846
- So if they don't let you talk about work,
- 1520
- 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,391
- then they're not letting you be
- on this trip.
- 1521
- 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,518
- Yeah, okay. Can I just say something?
- 1522
- 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,353
- No. Remember what I said?
- 1523
- 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,605
- About the phrase
- "Can I just say something?"
- 1524
- 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,857
- -Just walk away from that phrase.
- -Fuck, right.
- 1525
- 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,821
- When I was a kid,
- 1526
- 01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,698
- I was always alone, you know?
- 1527
- 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:35,786
- My mom was a single, working mother,
- that whole deal, right?
- 1528
- 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:39,206
- And it really wasn't
- until I met these girls that I...
- 1529
- 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,708
- experienced family.
- 1530
- 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:43,836
- That's powerful.
- 1531
- 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:45,838
- Friendship is powerful.
- 1532
- 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,717
- You gotta do that show.
- 1533
- 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:54,888
- Stay busy, pizza for one.
- Be honest with yourself,
- 1534
- 01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:57,975
- work is your best friend.
- And you gotta get contestants on that show
- 1535
- 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,769
- that are kids,
- because I love watching kids with knives.
- 1536
- 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,149
- Yeah.
- 1537
- 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:17,035
- This weekend is a mess.
- 1538
- 01:14:18,328 --> 01:14:20,664
- I can't even plan a fun birthday trip.
- 1539
- 01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:24,126
- Can I quote one
- of my favorite song lyrics?
- 1540
- 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,045
- "Self-doubt is self-worth
- 1541
- 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,505
- in another universe."
- 1542
- 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,134
- What song is that?
- 1543
- 01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:33,635
- My own.
- 1544
- 01:14:35,095 --> 01:14:35,971
- Of course.
- 1545
- 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,349
- Is the paella ready yet?
- 1546
- 01:14:39,433 --> 01:14:41,518
- Just about,
- maybe another four hours or so.
- 1547
- 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,561
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1548
- 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:46,106
- -How are you gonna get that thing home?
- -I don't know. I'll fucking fold it.
- 1549
- 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:47,483
- You know what?
- 1550
- 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,236
- Today was not an amazing day
- in wine country.
- 1551
- 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:53,739
- So, suck on that.
- 1552
- 01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,290
- -So how is it? Are you having fun?
- -This trip is three nights too long.
- 1553
- 01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:07,211
- But the trip is only three nights.
- Oh. I get it.
- 1554
- 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,631
- I wish I was there.
- 1555
- 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,967
- Hello, this is Olivia
- from Dr. Melton's office
- 1556
- 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,845
- calling to let you know that the results
- from your blood work are in.
- 1557
- 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,681
- If you could please give us a call back
- at your earliest convenience...
- 1558
- 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,636
- Fuck!
- 1559
- 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,430
- Oh, my God.
- 1560
- 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,099
- Oh, my back!
- 1561
- 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,103
- My back!
- 1562
- 01:16:10,023 --> 01:16:10,857
- Oh, no.
- 1563
- 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,527
- Oh, my God, no.
- 1564
- 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,738
- Guys!
- 1565
- 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:22,077
- Hey.
- 1566
- 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:24,705
- So, quick update,
- the paella is still simmering.
- 1567
- 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,873
- It's gonna take a little longer
- than I thought.
- 1568
- 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,000
- Whatever, Devon.
- 1569
- 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:39,845
- Any chance we could have sex?
- 1570
- 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:06,747
- Fine.
- 1571
- 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,089
- Good morning, sunshine.
- 1572
- 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:20,427
- I'd love to stick around and snuggle,
- but the paella is probably peaking.
- 1573
- 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:21,887
- Devon, get the fuck out.
- 1574
- 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,055
- To be continued.
- 1575
- 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,560
- Rebecca?
- 1576
- 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,230
- What's going on?
- Are you okay? Did you pass out?
- 1577
- 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,733
- No, I'm not okay.
- 1578
- 01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:37,361
- -I threw my back out.
- -Oh, no.
- 1579
- 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:40,238
- -Okay, let me call Tammy.
- -No, Naomi, shut up, shut it.
- 1580
- 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,490
- -Okay.
- -Just help me up here.
- 1581
- 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:42,407
- You got it.
- 1582
- 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,326
- -Okay, just get me up.
- -Okay, you got it.
- 1583
- 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,703
- -Okay, ready? One, two, three...
- -No problem.
- 1584
- 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:51,124
- Oh, honey.
- 1585
- 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,501
- Are you okay?
- 1586
- 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,378
- I was lying here all night.
- 1587
- 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,546
- And I realized...
- 1588
- 01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,548
- Abby was right about me.
- 1589
- 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,677
- I did need to take a good hard look
- in the mirror,
- 1590
- 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:04,179
- or in this case, the door.
- 1591
- 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,598
- And as I was lying here,
- 1592
- 01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:08,934
- I saw every truth about myself.
- 1593
- 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,394
- Soon,
- 1594
- 01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:12,854
- a trio of raccoons joined me.
- 1595
- 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:14,481
- Right there.
- 1596
- 01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:16,400
- Yeah.
- 1597
- 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,069
- I locked eyes with the dad.
- 1598
- 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,365
- Once you've looked
- in the eye of a raccoon,
- 1599
- 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:25,659
- you know your truth.
- 1600
- 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,912
- How did you know he was the dad?
- 1601
- 01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,164
- He was just the leader, I could tell.
- 1602
- 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,083
- But you didn't, like, look at--
- 1603
- 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:36,586
- They were all with me, though.
- They stayed here. It was amazing.
- 1604
- 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,506
- -You saw a family of raccoons?
- -Yes.
- 1605
- 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:41,508
- And you communicated with them?
- 1606
- 01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:43,802
- I connected with them
- more than anyone this whole weekend.
- 1607
- 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,638
- Honey, did you take that molly?
- 1608
- 01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,015
- They helped me see what I really am.
- 1609
- 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,893
- -An old lady.
- -What?
- 1610
- 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:54,646
- Yes, it's true. I'm old, 50!
- 1611
- 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,606
- -That's half a fucking century.
- -Listen...
- 1612
- 01:18:57,232 --> 01:19:00,902
- we are all getting older, and...
- maybe our bodies aren't working--
- 1613
- 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,654
- Fuck feedback.
- I don't want any feedback right now.
- 1614
- 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,823
- -Okay.
- -I need to make some big changes.
- 1615
- 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,241
- Number one...
- 1616
- 01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:08,744
- I'm in a shitty marriage.
- 1617
- 01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:13,373
- Brian is a world-class ding-dong.
- 1618
- 01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:16,918
- Thank God.
- 1619
- 01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:19,504
- Brian sucks.
- 1620
- 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,716
- Hey, what's going on in here?
- 1621
- 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,844
- Rebecca threw her back out,
- and Brian sucks.
- 1622
- 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:27,471
- What? No.
- 1623
- 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:28,972
- Val, she knows.
- 1624
- 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,516
- -Thank God.
- -Yeah, we don't like him.
- 1625
- 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,852
- -Such an asshole.
- -I'm done lying to myself.
- 1626
- 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:36,021
- I'm ready to tell it like it is.
- 1627
- 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,814
- It's just like Lady Sunshine said.
- 1628
- 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,567
- It is later than we think, so--
- 1629
- 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,820
- Okay. Get me up off this floor.
- 1630
- 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:48,492
- 'Cause we are gonna do everything
- on that goddamn itinerary,
- 1631
- 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,160
- and we are gonna do it now!
- 1632
- 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:52,788
- This is really good news,
- 'cause I have planned exciting things.
- 1633
- 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,290
- Where's Catherine?
- Has anyone seen her this morning?
- 1634
- 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:59,044
- Oh, my God, did she leave early
- to do that stupid-ass cooking show?
- 1635
- 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,505
- Unbelievable, she full-on bailed
- on Rebecca's birthday.
- 1636
- 01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:05,133
- -Oh, happy birthday by the way.
- -Happy birthday!
- 1637
- 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,593
- Load me up!
- 1638
- 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:07,928
- -Okay.
- -Let's go!
- 1639
- 01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:10,055
- -You all right?
- -Go! Move!
- 1640
- 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,890
- -Okay, don't--
- -Get me out of this bathrobe, though.
- 1641
- 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:15,018
- It's really depressing.
- Put me in my finest muumuu!
- 1642
- 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,022
- Hey! Good news.
- 1643
- 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,107
- Two hours and counting on the paella.
- 1644
- 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:23,902
- How in God's name
- is that paella not ready?
- 1645
- 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,112
- I got a little sidetracked last night.
- 1646
- 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,573
- -Stop.
- -Okay, you know what? It's fine.
- 1647
- 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,743
- -We don't even want the paella.
- -No, I can't wait to taste it, Devon.
- 1648
- 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,162
- No, let's not bullshit him.
- We don't want the paella.
- 1649
- 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,957
- Life is too short to wait for the paella!
- 1650
- 01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:41,670
- Ladies, we are gonna grab this day
- by the motherfucking balls.
- 1651
- 01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:44,965
- I'm gonna get this wheely chair
- onto this senior van,
- 1652
- 01:20:45,048 --> 01:20:48,343
- -and I'm going to my birthday brunch!
- -Yeah! All right, let's do it!
- 1653
- 01:20:48,426 --> 01:20:49,427
- Let's move it! Yeah!
- 1654
- 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,596
- I feel every bump.
- 1655
- 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,348
- -Oh, okay, sorry.
- -Okay, no, it's all right.
- 1656
- 01:20:56,059 --> 01:20:57,394
- My work here is done.
- 1657
- 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,898
- Okay, are you ready?
- 1658
- 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,694
- -Lay it on me. Big five-oh.
- -Okay, here we go.
- 1659
- 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,863
- -Keep your eyes closed.
- -Okay.
- 1660
- 01:21:10,323 --> 01:21:13,243
- Happy, happy birthday
- It's your special day
- 1661
- 01:21:13,326 --> 01:21:16,246
- Have a slice of pizza
- What's your favorite way? Hey!
- 1662
- 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,332
- This is like end of A League of Their Own
- 1663
- 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,877
- where the baseball ladies show up
- at the hall of fame.
- 1664
- 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,044
- So, check it out.
- 1665
- 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,881
- I just want to show you what I--
- what we did. Okay.
- 1666
- 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:28,466
- We got the original sign from Antonio's.
- 1667
- 01:21:29,092 --> 01:21:30,844
- It says "Happy birthday, Rebecca."
- 1668
- 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,762
- There's pictures of us.
- These are the prices...
- 1669
- 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,680
- Oh, my God.
- 1670
- 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,390
- ...that we had
- when we were waiting tables.
- 1671
- 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,601
- Here is the mural
- that somebody did a copy of.
- 1672
- 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,436
- But what's different about the face?
- 1673
- 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:45,483
- -You didn't! How did you do that?
- -We had Antonio's pizza flown in.
- 1674
- 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,360
- -And these...
- -Oh, my God.
- 1675
- 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,655
- ...are the original bread baskets we used.
- And everyone can take one of these home.
- 1676
- 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,198
- Wow. That is--
- 1677
- 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,576
- Okay, so, Antonio could not be with us
- 'cause he's dead.
- 1678
- 01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:57,954
- But we have our DJ dressed up
- like Antonio,
- 1679
- 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,582
- and he is ready to get this party started!
- 1680
- 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:23,104
- Well, doesn't this look fun.
- 1681
- 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,066
- -Catherine!
- -Cut it!
- 1682
- 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:28,151
- Catherine! Hey! Catherine!
- 1683
- 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,111
- Sorry, we thought you left.
- 1684
- 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:31,738
- I have a shirt for you.
- 1685
- 01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:35,075
- -Did you guys even notice that I was gone?
- -We tried to contact you.
- 1686
- 01:22:35,158 --> 01:22:37,702
- -The Wi-Fi here is...
- -The password is so long.
- 1687
- 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,205
- I shouldn't have even come on this trip.
- I'm clearly not wanted.
- 1688
- 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:41,998
- I mean,
- and Abby, can you just be honest?
- 1689
- 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:44,584
- Did you get a five-bedroom
- because I wasn't really invited?
- 1690
- 01:22:44,876 --> 01:22:48,046
- What? No.
- I honestly thought Jenny wouldn't show.
- 1691
- 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,382
- -Same.
- -Whatever, I don't care anymore.
- 1692
- 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,343
- Don't worry,
- you clearly won't notice that I'm gone.
- 1693
- 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,764
- Wow.
- 1694
- 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,058
- Hey, cut it.
- 1695
- 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,477
- I thought she was clapping.
- 1696
- 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,021
- -It was a slow clap.
- -She's clapping sarcastically.
- 1697
- 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,607
- Wait, who's talking? I can't see.
- What's happening?
- 1698
- 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:10,402
- -Okay, what's going on here?
- -Oh, what's going on here
- 1699
- 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:12,946
- is I threw my back out 'cause I'm old.
- 1700
- 01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:14,948
- Oh, my God, Rebecca, you are not old.
- 1701
- 01:23:15,031 --> 01:23:18,910
- Oh, please, just don't throw the word
- "vivacious" at me or I will lose it.
- 1702
- 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,789
- Naomi, what is with the slow clap?
- 1703
- 01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,332
- Oh, I am just applauding
- 1704
- 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,043
- the greatest self-fulfilling prophecy
- of all time.
- 1705
- 01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,461
- What are you talking about?
- 1706
- 01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:31,464
- You always think that you're not invited
- or we leave you out.
- 1707
- 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:32,924
- So you bury yourself in your work,
- 1708
- 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,928
- but then, you're so buried in your work
- that you are left out.
- 1709
- 01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:40,306
- I'm busy, okay? I can't just take off work
- whenever I feel like it,
- 1710
- 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,101
- and I shouldn't have to apologize
- for being successful.
- 1711
- 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:47,147
- We are not asking you to apologize
- for being successful.
- 1712
- 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:49,524
- I'm proud as fuck of you!
- 1713
- 01:23:49,899 --> 01:23:53,778
- But have you ever considered
- that we might really need you here?
- 1714
- 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,823
- We all need all of us here.
- 1715
- 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,659
- I need to know that we're all gonna
- be there for each other,
- 1716
- 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:01,786
- because this group is sacred to me
- 1717
- 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:05,457
- And if we can't get
- through a weekend together,
- 1718
- 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,377
- well, then I'm completely lost.
- 1719
- 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:14,132
- I am going through a really hard time,
- and...
- 1720
- 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,342
- I... You know what?
- 1721
- 01:24:16,676 --> 01:24:18,094
- God, fuck it!
- 1722
- 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,096
- Fuck!
- 1723
- 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,183
- Fuck. DJ, play that fucking song!
- 1724
- 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:24,809
- Cut it.
- 1725
- 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:27,270
- What hard time?
- 1726
- 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:33,443
- I finally took the BRCA gene test.
- 1727
- 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,944
- And my results came back,
- 1728
- 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,490
- and I'm too afraid to call
- because I'm not ready to hear
- 1729
- 01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:40,617
- that I'm dying of breast cancer. Okay?
- 1730
- 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:45,413
- My God.
- 1731
- 01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:58,093
- Why isn't anybody telling anybody shit?
- 1732
- 01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,928
- Because Lady Sunshine was right.
- 1733
- 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:01,387
- No, she wasn't.
- 1734
- 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,516
- Maybe I should go after her.
- 1735
- 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:08,103
- There's a slideshow coming up that
- I think's gonna really lift her spirits.
- 1736
- 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:12,023
- Abby, do you really think a slideshow
- is gonna make her fears go away?
- 1737
- 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,651
- What? I don't know. Maybe.
- 1738
- 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,987
- Look, Rebecca.
- I'm just trying to fix this birthday
- 1739
- 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:21,366
- so you can have fun, okay?
- Why is this so difficult?
- 1740
- 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:25,537
- All right, Abby,
- let's get real here, okay?
- 1741
- 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,332
- You got fired, right?
- And this planning this birthday
- 1742
- 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:32,085
- is probably the first sense of control
- you've had in years.
- 1743
- 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,463
- That's totally okay,
- but you asked me over and over
- 1744
- 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:38,007
- what I wanted for my birthday,
- but you didn't listen.
- 1745
- 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,301
- So let's stop pretending
- that this weekend is about me
- 1746
- 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:42,387
- because it's all about you.
- 1747
- 01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:53,148
- Don't come after me.
- 1748
- 01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:56,151
- I'm not coming after you.
- This is a dual storm out.
- 1749
- 01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,194
- Where are we going? Do you see them?
- 1750
- 01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:00,071
- Naomi, stop.
- 1751
- 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,115
- Leave me alone. I want to be by myself.
- 1752
- 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:04,075
- I wanna be by myself!
- 1753
- 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,413
- Naomi, wait, you're not dying.
- 1754
- 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,956
- You're gonna be fine.
- 1755
- 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,792
- Really? How do you know, Val?
- What are you, an oracle?
- 1756
- 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,294
- Are your eyeballs a mammogram?
- 1757
- 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:16,462
- You just scan me,
- and you know I'm gonna be fine?
- 1758
- 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:19,215
- I don't know, okay?
- I'm trying to be a nice person.
- 1759
- 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,718
- Can I ask you something?
- Why did you tip Lady Sunshine?
- 1760
- 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,680
- She charged, like, $500
- to tell all of us that we sucked.
- 1761
- 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:29,017
- I can tip whoever the hell I want
- as much as I want.
- 1762
- 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:30,435
- I'm a grown-ass woman.
- 1763
- 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:33,062
- Good. Go tip the whole world.
- See how that works for you.
- 1764
- 01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:34,898
- This is a nightmare.
- 1765
- 01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:36,524
- Then go home, Jenny.
- 1766
- 01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:38,109
- We all know you want to.
- 1767
- 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,529
- All weekend, all these withering glances,
- making me feel like two cents.
- 1768
- 01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,741
- Well, what do you want?
- A round of applause for most planning?
- 1769
- 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,160
- Naomi, be a grown-up and call your doctor.
- 1770
- 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:49,621
- You are acting like a millennial.
- 1771
- 01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:50,955
- How dare--
- 1772
- 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:53,291
- -Something bit me!
- -What did?
- 1773
- 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:55,001
- Oh, my God! A snake.
- 1774
- 01:26:55,084 --> 01:26:56,419
- What?
- 1775
- 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,254
- -Oh, my God!
- -No!
- 1776
- 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:01,382
- -Someone tell me what's happening!
- -Naomi got bit by a snake!
- 1777
- 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:02,926
- Oh, my God, it's like the cards.
- 1778
- 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:06,095
- -Old rocks, snakes.
- -Oh, my God, it's happening.
- 1779
- 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,641
- Lady Sunshine was for real.
- I bet if we looked it up on the internet,
- 1780
- 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:11,643
- we'd find out that she's been dead
- for 50 years.
- 1781
- 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:14,979
- Oh, my God, my leg is seizing up! Fuck!
- 1782
- 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,774
- Everybody, stay really calm.
- We need to elevate it. We need to ice it.
- 1783
- 01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:19,692
- We need to call 911. We're gonna call 911.
- 1784
- 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:22,195
- We're calling 911.
- Fuck me, there's no signal.
- 1785
- 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:24,989
- -Fucking never service.
- -Does anyone have a hot spot?
- 1786
- 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,658
- Does anyone know how to get it brighter?
- 1787
- 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,077
- -I just took three pictures.
- -...then look for brightness...
- 1788
- 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:33,164
- -My phone is so slow.
- -Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
- 1789
- 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,625
- No, you're not gonna die, Naomi.
- 1790
- 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,670
- You're not gonna die, and you know why?
- 'Cause I'm going to get help.
- 1791
- 01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:40,505
- Val 2.0!
- 1792
- 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:42,799
- Val!
- 1793
- 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:45,260
- Oh, my God!
- 1794
- 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,973
- Shit!
- It sounds like Val's getting smaller!
- 1795
- 01:27:54,143 --> 01:27:54,978
- Wait!
- 1796
- 01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:57,605
- -Wait!
- -What's going on?
- 1797
- 01:27:57,981 --> 01:28:00,441
- -What was that?
- -Val fell down the hill.
- 1798
- 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:04,070
- -I'm going.
- -What? You're going?
- 1799
- 01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:05,446
- Wait, Jenny's going?
- 1800
- 01:28:06,322 --> 01:28:07,740
- Someone's gotta help her.
- 1801
- 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:09,534
- Why don't we just go back
- the way we came in?
- 1802
- 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,786
- No! Hell no! There's snakes back there.
- 1803
- 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:14,664
- -No, Jenny!
- -What's happening?
- 1804
- 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,417
- -Jenny?
- -Jenny, no!
- 1805
- 01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:21,254
- Jenny? Oh, my God, how is she not falling?
- 1806
- 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:22,880
- Hey, Jenny!
- 1807
- 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,675
- Wow. Did she ski as a kid?
- 1808
- 01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:29,637
- Man, she's keeping that wine safe.
- 1809
- 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:33,308
- I am not gonna die
- 1810
- 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:35,893
- of a poisonous snake bite
- on the top of this hill.
- 1811
- 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,146
- Not today, Satan! I got this.
- 1812
- 01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:39,314
- What?
- 1813
- 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,817
- -I'm going!
- -Okay, now, Naomi's going.
- 1814
- 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:46,654
- Help me out of this cart,
- I need to go down the hill.
- 1815
- 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,824
- What about your back?
- 1816
- 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,952
- -You know what? It's my birthday.
- -Oh, God.
- 1817
- 01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:56,914
- And I'm not gonna lay here
- and watch the fucking clouds go by.
- 1818
- 01:28:57,081 --> 01:28:59,876
- Now, get me off this cart.
- 1819
- 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,377
- Hold on.
- 1820
- 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,339
- -Naomi, you can do it!
- -There's wine down here!
- 1821
- 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:05,798
- Go!
- 1822
- 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,762
- -Oh, boy.
- -Oh, cripes.
- 1823
- 01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:15,433
- -No...
- -Jump!
- 1824
- 01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:16,351
- Naomi!
- 1825
- 01:29:17,226 --> 01:29:18,061
- Fuck!
- 1826
- 01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,065
- Is everybody okay?
- 1827
- 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,068
- Oh, my God.
- 1828
- 01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:27,570
- That fixed my back!
- 1829
- 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:29,822
- Oh, God!
- 1830
- 01:29:33,117 --> 01:29:34,410
- I'm gonna take the easy way.
- 1831
- 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,039
- -You did it. That was crazy.
- -We did it.
- 1832
- 01:29:38,122 --> 01:29:39,165
- Oh, my God.
- 1833
- 01:29:39,582 --> 01:29:41,376
- Easy.
- 1834
- 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,421
- Just get to the bush,
- and you're fine from there.
- 1835
- 01:29:45,671 --> 01:29:46,631
- That's what she said.
- 1836
- 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:54,055
- Just let go! We're here for you!
- 1837
- 01:29:54,263 --> 01:29:55,431
- You got this, Abby.
- 1838
- 01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,226
- -I'm gonna let go!
- -You can do it!
- 1839
- 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,397
- You're braving the wilderness, Abby!
- 1840
- 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,362
- -You got it! Yeah!
- -Of course I'm the last one left.
- 1841
- 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,197
- Oh, my God.
- 1842
- 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,784
- Hello? Oh, hi!
- 1843
- 01:30:15,284 --> 01:30:17,036
- Hi! The whole team's there. Hi, guys!
- 1844
- 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,163
- -Cath, come on!
- -Yeah!
- 1845
- 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,248
- Great, go ahead.
- 1846
- 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,000
- Are you kidding me? She's taking a call?
- 1847
- 01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:24,544
- Okay.
- 1848
- 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,798
- So you're saying that you think
- I would be stupid to pass on this offer.
- 1849
- 01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:32,802
- Well, I'm gonna be stupid. I'm gonna pass.
- 1850
- 01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:36,431
- You know what? Life is just going
- by me faster than I thought it would,
- 1851
- 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,100
- and I'm tired
- of chasing the next big thing.
- 1852
- 01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:41,519
- I-- It's kept me from living
- in the present.
- 1853
- 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,981
- Okay, I'm gonna hang up
- before I change my mind.
- 1854
- 01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:53,030
- In case you're wondering,
- I said no to the job!
- 1855
- 01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,491
- -What is she saying?
- -We can't hear you!
- 1856
- 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:58,369
- I wanna be able to go on vacation,
- you know?
- 1857
- 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,335
- I'm so sorry, we can't hear you!
- 1858
- 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,005
- But here's the thing you do have to know
- about me.
- 1859
- 01:31:09,088 --> 01:31:10,631
- I love working.
- 1860
- 01:31:10,923 --> 01:31:12,383
- I do. I love it.
- 1861
- 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:15,845
- But I'm gonna come down there.
- 1862
- 01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:18,306
- I'm coming down now,
- 1863
- 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:20,475
- because I choose you.
- 1864
- 01:31:21,184 --> 01:31:23,060
- -I mean, should we nod?
- -I can't hear a word.
- 1865
- 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,061
- I didn't get one word of that.
- 1866
- 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:27,607
- Adrian, comma, send ambulance
- to Sacred Moon Winery, period.
- 1867
- 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,234
- Friend bitten by snake, exclamation point,
- question mark.
- 1868
- 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,195
- Snake emoji. Send.
- 1869
- 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,337
- Swan dive maybe wasn't the best idea.
- 1870
- 01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,589
- Gonna feel that one tomorrow.
- 1871
- 01:31:55,134 --> 01:31:56,552
- But it was glorious.
- 1872
- 01:31:57,678 --> 01:31:58,513
- Thanks.
- 1873
- 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,435
- Okay, so the snake wasn't venomous.
- 1874
- 01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:08,272
- We treated it
- with some antibacterial cream, and...
- 1875
- 01:32:09,148 --> 01:32:10,024
- you're all good.
- 1876
- 01:32:11,317 --> 01:32:14,570
- Well, I'm definitely not all good.
- 1877
- 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,906
- Little condescending.
- 1878
- 01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:20,993
- So, we almost died on that hill
- because of a non-venomous snake?
- 1879
- 01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:23,704
- Yeah, you know, honestly, I think
- it might have been a sharp twig.
- 1880
- 01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:26,958
- Sometimes those catch you
- at the wrong angle.
- 1881
- 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,335
- No, it was a snake. We saw a snake.
- 1882
- 01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:31,045
- Also, I'm a grown woman.
- 1883
- 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:33,631
- I think I know when I've been bit
- by a snake.
- 1884
- 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:35,800
- Let me guess, Dr. Dickswing,
- 1885
- 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:37,468
- it's because of her period.
- 1886
- 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:39,971
- That's the problem with the medical
- establishment, no one listens to women.
- 1887
- 01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:43,516
- Right. This is why more women die
- of heart attacks, right here.
- 1888
- 01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:45,851
- Also, I don't appreciate it
- 1889
- 01:32:45,935 --> 01:32:48,938
- when you grin at me
- while giving me my results.
- 1890
- 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,398
- 'Cause I could have died.
- 1891
- 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,066
- When I get home,
- 1892
- 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:55,111
- and if there is venom in my ankle,
- 1893
- 01:32:55,236 --> 01:32:58,948
- I'm gonna come back here
- and make sure you personally suck it out.
- 1894
- 01:32:59,031 --> 01:32:59,991
- -Yeah.
- -Suck it.
- 1895
- 01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:02,368
- I'm not entirely sure
- what's happening here.
- 1896
- 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:04,954
- -Thank you, that'll be all.
- -Okay, thank you.
- 1897
- 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:09,041
- Also, tell your mom to pick you up
- after your shift, Doogie!
- 1898
- 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,335
- Fucking dickweed.
- 1899
- 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:12,962
- So should we...
- 1900
- 01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:16,299
- head on back to the house?
- 1901
- 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,386
- We need to make a call.
- 1902
- 01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:28,894
- Call doctor...?
- 1903
- 01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:31,314
- Melton.
- 1904
- 01:33:33,649 --> 01:33:34,817
- Call Dr. Melton.
- 1905
- 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,529
- Hello, Dr. Melton's office.
- 1906
- 01:33:38,821 --> 01:33:40,364
- Hi, this is Naomi Reid.
- 1907
- 01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:43,034
- I'm calling for the results
- of my BRCA test.
- 1908
- 01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:46,954
- Yes, let me get the results for you.
- Let me put you on a brief hold, okay?
- 1909
- 01:33:47,371 --> 01:33:48,205
- Yeah.
- 1910
- 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:51,000
- That was a really good Naomi.
- 1911
- 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:57,673
- No matter what this news is,
- we got you, okay?
- 1912
- 01:34:02,219 --> 01:34:03,179
- Hi, Mrs. Reid?
- 1913
- 01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:06,057
- Hi, yes, your blood work
- came back negative.
- 1914
- 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,809
- Thank you.
- 1915
- 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,481
- Thank you so much.
- 1916
- 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:16,192
- And what were the results of my fart test?
- 1917
- 01:34:20,446 --> 01:34:21,614
- I don't have it.
- 1918
- 01:34:22,948 --> 01:34:23,824
- Hey, Janiece.
- 1919
- 01:34:24,533 --> 01:34:26,994
- How's your son? Still on the chess team?
- 1920
- 01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:30,206
- -Oh, yeah, big nerd.
- -It's the only way to raise 'em.
- 1921
- 01:34:30,831 --> 01:34:32,166
- Hey, Tammy's here.
- 1922
- 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,168
- How'd you know where we were at?
- 1923
- 01:34:34,293 --> 01:34:36,796
- Well, I heard on the scanner
- that six middle-aged ladies
- 1924
- 01:34:36,879 --> 01:34:39,006
- went to the ER.
- Figured it had to be you guys.
- 1925
- 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,471
- So, do you still want me to call
- that taxi for you?
- 1926
- 01:34:46,138 --> 01:34:48,641
- No. My friend will drive us.
- 1927
- 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,560
- Did not know we were using the f-word.
- 1928
- 01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,563
- I am deleting Jade.
- 1929
- 01:34:55,564 --> 01:34:56,941
- I'm too cool for her, I think.
- 1930
- 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,317
- -Indeed.
- -Poor thing.
- 1931
- 01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:01,529
- Well, at least you got a great painting
- of the Nanny out of the deal.
- 1932
- 01:35:01,612 --> 01:35:03,698
- What did that cost you? Like, 50 bucks?
- 1933
- 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:05,032
- Yeah, about that.
- 1934
- 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,160
- -Let me take that plant off your hands.
- -You deserve it, Janiece.
- 1935
- 01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:10,162
- Okay, come on, truck's out front.
- 1936
- 01:35:10,871 --> 01:35:12,707
- What happened to you guys anyway?
- 1937
- 01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:15,751
- -Fell down a hill.
- -Seems about right.
- 1938
- 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:43,279
- -Thank you, Tammy.
- -De nada. Now...
- 1939
- 01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:47,032
- I'm just gonna remind you
- to ping-pong between water and wine
- 1940
- 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,034
- because that helps with the hangover.
- 1941
- 01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:52,037
- Oh, is that... the things we say now?
- 1942
- 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,205
- Absolutely.
- 1943
- 01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:55,708
- -Good job, Tammy!
- -Oh, good one, Tammy!
- 1944
- 01:35:55,791 --> 01:35:58,586
- -I'm gonna let you guys get to it.
- -Tammy, stay and hang with us.
- 1945
- 01:35:58,669 --> 01:36:02,131
- -No, that's all right.
- -Yeah! Sit right there.
- 1946
- 01:36:02,214 --> 01:36:03,132
- Come have some fun.
- 1947
- 01:36:03,215 --> 01:36:05,676
- -Park it. Drop your can.
- -Park your pooter.
- 1948
- 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,679
- -Thank you very much.
- -All right, ladies, I just want to say...
- 1949
- 01:36:09,138 --> 01:36:10,681
- thank you for a great birthday.
- 1950
- 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,476
- Rebecca. Happy birthday to Rebecca.
- 1951
- 01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:17,730
- -Come on, give it to me! All about me!
- -Rebecca!
- 1952
- 01:36:17,813 --> 01:36:19,648
- -Happy birthday, love you.
- -Cheers.
- 1953
- 01:36:19,982 --> 01:36:20,983
- Cheers.
- 1954
- 01:36:23,944 --> 01:36:24,862
- Oh, my God.
- 1955
- 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,864
- -Oh, wow.
- -It's cool, right?
- 1956
- 01:36:27,990 --> 01:36:29,742
- Abby, did you plan this?
- 1957
- 01:36:30,409 --> 01:36:31,744
- I love it!
- 1958
- 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:33,996
- I'm so glad you like it.
- 1959
- 01:36:43,255 --> 01:36:44,423
- Guys, I fucked Devon.
- 1960
- 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,134
- -What?
- -Excuse me?
- 1961
- 01:36:47,718 --> 01:36:50,304
- I fucked Devon. I had sex with him.
- I fucked Devon.
- 1962
- 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,723
- -Paella Devon?
- -Yeah.
- 1963
- 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:55,976
- Oh, my God.
- 1964
- 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:58,395
- This is mind-blowing.
- 1965
- 01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,648
- -Was it good?
- -Oh, yeah.
- 1966
- 01:37:00,856 --> 01:37:01,732
- Dang.
- 1967
- 01:37:02,149 --> 01:37:04,401
- Ew, they're cheersing to it.
- 1968
- 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,695
- Oh, my God.
- 1969
- 01:37:07,154 --> 01:37:09,323
- -I, too, fucked Devon.
- -What?
- 1970
- 01:37:10,699 --> 01:37:12,493
- -No.
- -Yeah, I did.
- 1971
- 01:37:12,576 --> 01:37:14,954
- -Don't do that right now.
- -Did everybody fuck Devon?
- 1972
- 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,122
- Did I fuck Devon?
- 1973
- 01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:19,792
- Guess he really did come with the house.
- 1974
- 01:37:22,795 --> 01:37:24,797
- -Oh, Tammy liked that one!
- -Okay.
- 1975
- 01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:28,133
- You know,
- I'm really glad I came on this trip.
- 1976
- 01:37:28,592 --> 01:37:29,760
- Oh, my God.
- 1977
- 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:32,638
- I love you guys.
- 1978
- 01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,922
- Are we singing that last part wrong,
- or are we singing--
- 1979
- 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:14,008
- -I beefed it so many times.
- -I beefed it many times.
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