the bos baby eps 12eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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We need an adorable poster campaign
by Friday, or we're toast.

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-I need ideas. You!
-Ah! We see a baby with a fuzzy tail.

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Ah! Nightmare fuel!
You're off the team.

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-Oh!
-You?

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Imagine a baby on a potty chair
that's made of flowers!

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Gross! Strangely beautiful,
but mostly gross.

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-You're off the team.
-But--

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[groans] I'm surrounded by amateurs.

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I could get better ideas
from some mail department intern.

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You, mail baby. Poster idea.

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-Go!
-Me?

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Uh...

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A baby crawling out of a giant...

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[sighs]

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[stammers] ...envelope!

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[gasps]

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Special delivery, no postage necessary.
[chuckles] Brilliant!

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I'm digging what you're dumping, kid.
What's your name?

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Mega Fat Mail Room Intern Baby.

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How'd you like to be my Mega Fat intern

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in the posters and greeting cards
department?

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Oh, my goodness!

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I get to work with Boss Baby,
the fastest-rising star in Baby Corp?

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Oh, you better believe it.

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Now get those snot rocks
out of your schnoz,

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buy a fresh pair of booties.

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Before every move,
ask yourself one question:

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how will this increase baby love?

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[gasps] You are so business savvy.
Are we going to be best friends?

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[chuckles]

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Well, I don't like
to make market predictions,

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but a smart guy like you filled with
advice like mine,

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well, I'd say stock
in You and Me Incorporated

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is going nowhere but up, up, up!

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-[singing]
-Will you listen to me?!

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This is urgent,
you noise-making dumpling.

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-We have to act on this!
-[gasps] You broke my noise machine.

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I am not cheap to repair!

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Will you please just listen?

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I've got a lead
on Bootsy Calico's master plan.

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"Six well-placed kittens."

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What does it mean? I figure Bootsy
has been planting kittens all around town.

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Mr. Pineapple,
that one he gave to the Mayor,

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Cat Cop, probably one of the copycats.
That's four. Who are the other two?

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We have suspects,
but we need resources to find them.

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This is a five-alarm,
all-hands-on-deck situation.

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Oof McGoof.

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It seems the teacher has become
the flunky, F-minus loser student.

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Have you forgotten
the first lesson you ever taught me?

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"How will this increase baby love?"

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Bootsy Calico is a madman.
The whole town is in jeopardy.

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-This is bigger than baby love.
-Oh, what? Now you talkin' crazy.

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Waste my time on your own time.
I'm shutting you diddy-diddy-down.

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-[imitates powering down noise]
-But...

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-Did you just call me a butt?
-What?

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A butt? No.

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One could interpret him
as having called you a butt.

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-What?
-Really, Boss Baby, a butt?

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-That's the very best you can do?
-Oh, I can do much better.

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Oh, you are not sassing me.
Are we doing this?

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I think you are sassing me,
and we are doing this.

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Okay. Fine. Magnus, it's time.
Hit that big red button.

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The button on this drawing you made me
carry around for months has been hit.

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[whistles]

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Kaboom! Let's go nuclear, Boss Baby.

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I've got hush-hush secret dirt on you,
naughty boy.

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And tomorrow morning,
I'm taking it to the board of directors.

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Secret dirt on me? You're bluffing.
You would've used it already.

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Oh, well, then I guess you have nothing
to worry about,

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until tomorrow, when I end your career.
Oh, I flipped it. Bye-bye-byesies.

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It's cool. I'm good.

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This is not cool. I am cooked!

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What does he have on you?
Nothing, right? You're the best.

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Yeah, nothing. No need to panic.

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[screams]

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Is there some secret you don't remember?
Like a booger ball you've been hiding

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in your dresser drawer for...
no reason or something?

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When Mega Fat worked for me,
I gave him plenty of secrets.

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But we were friends.
They were all good secrets.

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Secret: put a blankie under your desk,

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and no one will ever know
you're power napping.

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Oh, hoo, hoo!

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Secret: want stronger coffee?
Add seven or eight extra scoops

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when Office Manager Baby Barb
isn't looking.

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[slurps] Oh, whoo!

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Giddy-up, baby! Yeehaw! What!

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Secret: learn to change
your own diaper one-handed

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and you'll never have to interrupt
another call.

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Ooh. Ooh!

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Ooh!

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[baby] Did you just change your diaper
on the phone with me?

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No.

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[both laughing]

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And then, one day, he betrayed me.

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Well, what happened?

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-[monitor chiming]
-Hold that thought. Any luck, Frankie?

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Dead end. No idea where Mega Fat
would keep secret evidence.

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Ah, I knew it was a long shot. Thanks.

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I mean, there's that secret vault
in his office behind the bookcase.

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The one he keeps putting things into
and laughing all evil like... [laughs]

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But that's too obvious, right?

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Secret vault behind the bookcase?
Outstanding work, Frankie.

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Sorry I can't help. Bye.

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All right, Templeton.

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-We need to stop Bootsy, right?
-Absolutely.

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But if Mega Fat's secret dirt
gets me fired,

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we lose access to all of Baby Corp's
resources...

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-And then we can't stop Bootsy.
-Oh, you're a natural, kid.

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So tonight, while Mom and Dad sleep,

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we are going to break in
and rob Mega Fat's vault.

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Whoa, I thought we were the good guys.

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Breaking in, robbing,
sneaking out of the house after dark,

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that's bad guy stuff. Hey!

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Ah, the latest issue
of Centipedeor: Unleashed.

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I didn't read this one yet.
Tell me, Templeton, what happened

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after the villainous Dark Swatter
completed his mega Earth zapper?

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Well, first, Centipedeor stole
the Army's secret LaserChopper.

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[laughing]

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Tally-ho to the chase, Ladybug Lad.

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You'd think a hero named after
a hundred-legged bug

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wouldn't need a helicopter
to catch a villain on foot,

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but, sure, I'll suspend disbelief.

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[Dark Swatter] Is that all you've "swat"?
[laughs]

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I'll get you, Dark Swatter,
no matter the cost.

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Well, I calculate over two million dollars
in property damage.

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[Dark Swatter laughing]

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-[trigger beeps]
-[Dark Swatter screams]

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Oh, well, make that 80 million.

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I do what I gotta do to save the planet.
I am Centipedeor Unleashed.

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Then I assume the police come arrest you
for destroying half the city?

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What? No.

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Centipedeor gets a medal
from the president.

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He only destroyed the city
to save the world.

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Oh.

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Don't you see?

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You can do whatever you want
so long as it's for the greater good.

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Break into vaults, smash stuff,
stay out all night without permission.

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I never get to stay out all night
or smash stuff.

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But if it's for the greater good...

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We have to do bad stuff to save your job

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so we can save the town
from Bootsy Calico.

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Yes! Welcome to the magical world
of gray area rationalization.

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Welcome to Tim Templeton... Unleashed.

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Noble scoundrel, first things first:
if we're staying out all night,

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we need to make sure Mom and Dad
don't wake up and find us gone.

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-Covert exhaustion ops?
-Fire 'em up, tire 'em out. Boom, baby.

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-[giggling]
-[panting]

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-Tickly, tickly, tickly!
-[giggles] Ha!

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Baby, no!

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[both laughing]

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[gasps]

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-[cooing]
-[giggling]

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[Dad laughing]

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[all laughing]

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[both snoring]

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[Dad] Hey, I bought the cotton candy.

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Well, they're not waking up.
Fun day today, too.

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It's good to be... unleashed.

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-They're upside down again, aren't they?
-It suits you.

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[elevator bell dings]

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Whoa! Staci.

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Unleashed.

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Shh!

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Security will hear you. Keep it down.

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Keep it down? That's not unleashed.
That's totally leashed.

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Leave the guard to me.

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-Where did you learn that, Stace?
-Nunchuk college.

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[grunts]

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Karate university. Listen up,
no one can know we were here.

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Leave no trace. Clobber no guards.

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-Boring.
-[shushing]

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[Phil] Is that intruders?

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And there's Security Baby Phil, thank you.

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Where's Jimbo?
He was supposed to be our diversion.

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-I don't know. He's late again.
-Then hide, quickly!

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[barks, sniffs]

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You can't get past this mad dog's
super-sensitive ears.

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[howls]

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Too loud. Sensitive ears.

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[elevator bell dings]

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Beware of the mad dog.

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Hello, I am a custodian named Not Jimbo.

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Oh, a janitor.

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I will now vacuum non-suspiciously.

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Too much noise. Sensitive ears.
Yikes, yikes, yikes!

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-Jimbo, where have you been?
-Sorry, I couldn't find my chupie.

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So I looked and looked
and found a different chupie,

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but it's not as good as my chupie
that I lost. I miss that chupie so much.

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♪ Chupie, come home ♪

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No time for emotional ballads.
Here's the plan.

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With Jimbo keeping Mad Dog Phil away,

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the rest of us infiltrate
Mega Fat's office,

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crack his vault, destroy the evidence

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and get out before the super-duper
early shift starts.

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-We good?
-I'm good.

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-So good.
-And so unleashed.

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Hey, I did it right.

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-[Staci grunts]
-[Tim grunts, groans]

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-Locked.
-Let's blow it up.

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-It's like I'm in your head.
-Put a leash on it, you two.

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A big boom-boom is bound to get us busted,
then it's bye-bye, Boss Baby.

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My turn. Barrel of big butt blue bananas
boing, boing, boing.

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-What? I'm unleashed. Blow it up!
-What I'm trying to say is

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-can we try using our heads first?
-Unleashed!

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[grunts]

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I meant, let me try to crack
the combination.

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Maybe some number that was important
to Mega Fat CEO Baby

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back when we were friends.

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-[Phil howling]
-[Tim gasps]

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-Phil's coming!
-I'm reminiscing as fast as I can.

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One, two, tee-hee-hee.

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I love it.
Your talent is so inspiring, Boss Baby.

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So I actually doodled a little poster
of my own.

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Oh, initiative.
The pedals on the tricycle called success.

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-What is that?
-It's one for teens.

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You know, teenagers love putting posters
of cool people on their walls.

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Why not cool babies?

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[laughs]

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Brilliant. One for teens.

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-You like it?
-Remember this day, Mega Fat Intern Baby.

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This is the day you got
your first executive gold star.

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Oh! [panting]

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Oh, boy! I love it!

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-Here's to one for teens.
-One for teens.

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[both] One for teens!

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One for teens.

238
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,810
One-fourteen.

239
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,730
[lock beeps, clicks]

240
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,230
[grunts, snarls]

241
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,230
[Phil howls]

242
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,860
And then, one day, he betrayed me.

243
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:05,370
Anyway... we're in.

244
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,830
Now let's move this bookshelf,
open the secret vault,

245
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,830
steal Mega Fat's dirt on you
and skedaddle.

246
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:18,460
-Wait. I just need a moment.
-I thought you didn't want to get caught.

247
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:21,840
Super early morning shift starts in...
four hours?

248
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,130
We're doing pretty good on time, actually.

249
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,300
"Tomorrow, get Boss Baby fired."

250
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,810
[sighs] There was a time
he'd have given me

251
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,930
the diaper off his own derriere.

252
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,440
Now, just constant betrayal.

253
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,100
Hey, can I rub my naked butt
all over his desk?

254
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,060
-What?
-Double-cheeking the desk

255
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,730
of a baby who's mean to my brother,
it's what unleashed guys do.

256
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,650
-Do it!
-I'm touched,

257
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,990
but I have to say,
I'm uneasy about this side of you.

258
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,780
You've always been my moral compass.

259
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:50,080
Do you wanna rub your naked butt
on his desk?

260
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,040
Yes, more than anything. I need this. Go!

261
00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:56,880
[laughs]

262
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,960
You like that,
notebook with plans to fire me, don't you?

263
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,800
Take that, part of the telephone
where your mouth goes--

264
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,430
Whoa! Not that unleashed.

265
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:08,800
Red alert from Jimbo!
Magnus just showed up to work.

266
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,260
In the middle of the night?

267
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:14,060
Hey, gotta keep his Employee of the Month
streak alive somehow.

268
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,560
We're almost to the vault. Jimbo!

269
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:19,560
-Can you keep him busy?
-But he's gonna recognize me.

270
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,190
[whistles tune]

271
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:24,820
[Jimbo gasps]

272
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:26,700
[Jimbo chuckles]

273
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,780
Nothing gets past me.

274
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,780
You don't say.

275
00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:35,080
And this is some outstanding
janitorial work.

276
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,920
I commend you.

277
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:42,210
-Good evening, Security Baby Phil!
-[Phil] My ears!

278
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,010
He's headed your way!

279
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,430
[sniffing]

280
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:51,050
I sense something amiss.

281
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,440
Aha!

282
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,780
Unfinished paperwork!

283
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,820
This ends here.

284
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:12,620
Buy low, sell high. Merger, merger!

285
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,330
I have never felt so alive!

286
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,510
Quarterly financial report, kapow!

287
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,760
[door opens, closes]

288
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,010
[screams, grunts]

289
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:36,390
Say what you will about that baby,
his paperwork is transcendent.

290
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:41,100
Super early shift starts in half an hour.
We better open this secret vault.

291
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,230
[grunting]

292
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,820
Man-baby, pushies!

293
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,070
Tim Templeton Unleashed.

294
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,280
[both grunting]

295
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,070
Baby furniture is way lighter
than you think.

296
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,330
No combination? Is it unlocked?

297
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,910
-[handle buzzing]
-[laughing]

298
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,040
It tickles.

299
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,750
I think Tim Templeton Unleashed
can handle a little...

300
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,000
-[handle buzzing]
-[laughing]

301
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,090
Whoa, that is tickly.

302
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,050
Of course.

303
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,050
You're doing a bang-up job.

304
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,640
-[buzzing]
-[laughing] Ooh!

305
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,810
-You got me good.
-Office high jinks, buddy.

306
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,560
I love high jinks.

307
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:19,520
-[buzzes]
-[laughing]

308
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,270
-Gotcha, buddy.
-[chuckles]

309
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,520
Hey, high jinks.

310
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,400
[chuckles] What a card.

311
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,990
How do I turn this off?
I'm starving. Hello?

312
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:30,360
[cackles]

313
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,110
Please? I'm so hungry.

314
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,240
[laughs]

315
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,740
I'll get you for this.

316
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,410
[stapler buzzing]

317
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,750
Gotcha, bud--
Okay, why is there no giggling?

318
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,830
I practiced over and over at home
until I felt nothing.

319
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,420
No more high jinks on this guy. I win.

320
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,720
Wow, I'd hate to get
on your bad side, BFF.

321
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,800
But then, one day, he betrayed me.

322
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,350
-Are you ever going to say what actually--
-This is an endurance lock.

323
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,770
Only Mega Fat can stand the tickle,
so only he can open it.

324
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,810
If daycare taught me anything,
it's incredible tolerance for--

325
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,860
No. I created this monster.
This is my battle.

326
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,320
-[handle buzzing]
-[laughing]

327
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,950
[coughing]

328
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,790
[groans]

329
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:25,830
-Look at that.
-It's a big stack of pictures.

330
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,050
-The secret!
-He's got dirt on everyone.

331
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,130
Worker Baby Amal eating pencils.

332
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,090
Hendershot drinking from Peg's bottle.

333
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,340
Peg dunking Hendershot's bottle
in the toilet--

334
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:38,050
Oh, I wish I hadn't seen that. [gasps]

335
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:42,480
-Did you find the dirt on you?
-Get Jimbo in here... now.

336
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,400
[Jimbo grunts]

337
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:47,110
[whimpers]

338
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,400
Is this why you've been running late?

339
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,360
You've been carrying on with that pet cat?

340
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,700
[grunts]

341
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,740
We're fighting to stop Bootsy
and his kittens

342
00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,950
from plunging the world into chaos,
and you're petting one?

343
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,290
-What have you told her?
-Nothing!

344
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:06,210
Gwendolyn's a good kitty.
So soft and friendly.

345
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,330
You disgust me!

346
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,380
Guys, what's this?

347
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,050
[gasps]

348
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:23,890
How is that a secret?
I see that poster everywhere.

349
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:28,520
I-- I know what this is.
A reminder of the day he betrayed me.

350
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:29,810
Finally!

351
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,280
[laughs]

352
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,820
Look how silly.

353
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,410
It's cute and disturbing!

354
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,450
-Like me. [laughs]
-Hey!

355
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:43,330
-What's all the fuss about?
-Oh, no biggie. Just crushing it.

356
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,750
A cat poster?
How will this increase baby love?

357
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,290
It neutralizes the enemy.

358
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:52,590
[chuckles] Who would want a cat
when they see how silly they are?

359
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:55,260
Not our concern. It should be a baby.

360
00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:59,970
-Presentation time?
-Uh, no, buddy. You stay put.

361
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:04,020
-I thought we were a team.
-We are, but I'm still the boss.

362
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,690
Ever feel like you've had a bad day
that couldn't get any worse?

363
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,860
Well, hang in there, baby.

364
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,190
[all whispering]

365
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:18,320
I'm sorry, but we feel this poster
makes babies look foolish.

366
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,950
This may actually decrease baby love.

367
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:24,540
-Uh, that was the intern's idea.
-[gasps]

368
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:29,750
My idea was, we make cats look foolish.
You know, neutralize the enemy.

369
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,170
Good idea.

370
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,170
[all cheering]

371
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,170
Yes.

372
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,220
-Right on.
-Very nice.

373
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,220
Great job.

374
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,430
Hmm. [growls]

375
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,720
The poster was huge.

376
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,520
It made a significant dent in cat love,
turning cats into a joke for millions.

377
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,600
You took all the credit. You betrayed him.

378
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:56,030
[gasps] You're not Ladybug Lad.
You're Dark Swatter. You're the bad guy.

379
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,280
Yeah, wow, I really remembered that wrong.

380
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,910
Whoopsy doodly doo.
I guess we all make mistakes.

381
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,240
Mega Fat CEO Baby.
I should've known this was a trap.

382
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,540
Sorry not sorry for this goose chase.

383
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,920
I wanted you to remember the betrayal
that inspired me to rise

384
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,380
to the tippy tippy top,
just so I could crush you.

385
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:19,550
It feels so good.
Phil, seize their chupies.

386
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,340
Grr!

387
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,560
[spits]

388
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,190
I'm sorry about the poster,
but we were besties once.

389
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,770
We can try again.

390
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:34,560
Nothing's more important
than stopping Bootsy Calico.

391
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:39,110
-You cannot fire me at a time like this.
-Who said anything about firing you?

392
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,650
I said you'd never work here again.

393
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,200
[line ringing]

394
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,490
Hello. Ted and Janice Templeton?

395
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,410
[both gasp]

396
00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:48,660
-Have you checked the children?
-[Mom snores, screams]

397
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,410
What? Ted, where are the kids?
What time is it?

398
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,670
-Hang in there, baby.
-Oh, no.

399
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:57,000
-We need to get home now.
-Can I be unleashed now?

400
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,960
-You don't need my permission.
-[screams]

401
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,220
-[Staci grunts]
-[Phil panting, grunting]

402
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,970
[both grunting]

403
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:06,720
-[Jimbo] Hello!
-[both gasp]

404
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,720
-[both whimpering]
-Ah!

405
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:12,190
-Take the chupies. Go!
-To the elevators, Templeton!

406
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:17,320
-How long do we have to sit here?
-I'd say... right now.

407
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,610
-[stapler buzzing]
-[laughing]

408
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,990
[Staci screams, grunts]

409
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,700
Slow them down.
Give Mommy and Daddy time to really worry.

410
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:28,030
-Come on, come on, come on!
-How long do you think we have?

411
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,870
If they're still groggy,
two minutes, tops. We can make it.

412
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:31,790
[Tim gasps]

413
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,290
[Phil grunting]

414
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,710
[elevator bell dings]

415
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,800
Oof! [groans]

416
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,170
Nice knowing you, Boss Baby.

417
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,930
Staci's room? Blast!
I've got Staci's chupie.

418
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,180
Jimbo's room. Ah, I've got Jimbo's chupie.

419
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,730
-Head for the back. We can climb.
-No time.

420
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:56,270
We have to try the front door,
and hope they haven't...

421
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,480
[both gasp]

422
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,440
-[whimpering]
-[gasps]

423
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,780
I found them!

424
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,570
-Where were you?
-Oh, thank goodness.

425
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:06,700
We are never letting you two
out of our sight again.

426
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:09,370
Never, ever, never, never, never.

427
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,580
[elevator bell dings]

428
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,420
Oh.

429
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,920
You two are so busted right now.

430
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,170
-[elevator bell dings]
-Ooh!

431
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,840
The super early shift
is starting super-duper early today.

432
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,640
Well, well, welly,
well, wellsy, wellaby, well, well, well.

433
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,510
What the hoo ha?

434
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,140
Hey, that's my lost chupie!

435
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,940
[chuckles] That's right,
big chunky baby boy.

436
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:40,110
I'd like you to meet well-placed kitten
number six.

437
00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:43,780
Actually, I believe
you're already acquainted.

438
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:49,160
You see, I placed this kitty
in your heart.

439
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,830
-[meows]
-Gwendolyn?

440
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,200
My chupie wasn't lost. You stole it!

441
00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:56,330
-[meows]
-Phil, seize him!

442
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:57,290
Ah!

443
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,420
[all meowing]

444
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,590
[Phil] The meowing. Too loud!

445
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:05,010
Mad Dog's getting beat by cats!

446
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,430
So this is Baby Corp.

447
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:12,470
Just a wonderland
of state-of-the-art this and that.

448
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,020
The perfect HQ to watch my kittens

449
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:19,150
drown this town into chaos!

450
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,150
[chuckles]

451
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,410
[camera whirring]

452
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,710
I've been leashed.

453
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,840
[theme song playing]

454
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,360
♪ Boss Baby ♪