The Battle Tank - Session 2

<Orithan>	RECAP: Baegba and Dhoo manage to get themselves into a secret passageway. After a series of shenanigans, Lumin managed to avoid getting captured by the Keaton and continue going around the fortress; investigating and obtaining information.
<DM>	*Baegba: You are in a small, compact spiral staircase; only wide enough to fit people through single file. It spans two floors, with doors leading out South on both floors.**
<DM>	*You are on the bottom floor
<Baegba>	Lessee, I think I plopped down to the bottom last time, so...
*	Baegba presses his ear to the door on the bottom, seeing if he can hear anything on the other side.
<DM>	Map: https://i.imgur.com/l54b7Ay.png
<DM>	*Baegba: You hear nothing on the other side*
<Baegba>	Oi thinks me's safe...
*	Baegba tries to open the door quietly and peer inside.
<DM>	*You peer into a narrow corridor; barely lit and barely wide enough for one person to stand in. Surrounded by mossy stone wall, decaying supports and covered in cobweb, it seems as if this corridor has had seen better days. It leads to doors on the North and South Walls*
<Baegba>	(wait, didn't I just enter a door through the south? So... I should be coming from the one from the north in this corridor, right?)
<DM>	(Yes, coming through the north door)
*	Baegba sidles through the corridor to the door on the other side, then puts his head against this door, seeing if he can hear anything.
<DM>	*You don't hear anything through this door. Still silent.*
*	Baegba opens it and peers through.
<Baegba>	quietly
<DM>	*You come to face with what appears to be the back of a bookcase*
<Baegba>	Wot da? Wot do oi do wit... hmm...
*	Baegba attempts to get a grasp on it and slide it to the side. Come on Goron grip, work!
<DM>	(Roll Power)
<Baegba>	(does lifting bonus count on this or not?)
<DM>	(Since you are sliding it, no)
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 4, 7, 1, 10, 10, 1, 2, 6, 8, 2, 2, 10, 1, 7, 7, 6, 3, 5, 1, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 6, 2 and 10. Total: 128. Successes: 16.
<Baegba>	(dear god Baegba's rolls are cursed)
<DM>	*The bookcase is slowly slid to one side, leaving enough of a for you to exit.*
<DM>	*Meanwhile Lumin, you hear a rumbling sound coming from behind you*
<Baegba>	Do I see Lumin?
<DM>	*You see what appears to be the back of a Goriya's head as you peer throug*
<DM>	*Said Goriya sitting on a chair*
*	Lumin turns his head
<Lumin>	"Oh, so that's the secret passage."
<Baegba>	Oi, err... uhh...
<Baegba>	Hoi.
*	Baegba waves.
<Baegba>	Wot ye be et err a-doin' 'ere? Me thoughts ye got swoimped boi da Moignus fella.
<Lumin>	"Well, it's a bit of a long story, but to summarize, I'm technically working for him now, and he told me this was the exit of the secret passage."
*	Lumin pulls out the rope he pocketed earlier
<Lumin>	"Wanna pretend to be my prisoner?"
<Baegba>	.... woit, 'e knows we went through da soicret passage, an' 'e doiesn't wait 'ere 'imseoilf?
*	Lumin shrugs
<DM>	*You are in a small well-decorated room; the stone walls and floor covered in cloth bearing the Salvadman Coat of Arms. One can see the same statues as the one in the hallway towards the back; a few small beds to the side, a small desk in the centre and a large bookcase towards the back; pushed out of the way of a doorway. There is a door on the south wall leading out.*
<Baegba>	Moi thinks dat's roilly suspishus.
<Baegba>	Wot if'n 'e's not roilly on da Keaton's soide?
<Lumin>	"Well, if that's the case, he's doing what I'm doing right now."
<Baegba>	....
*	Baegba contemplates for a bit.
<Baegba>	We needs fuel an' 'sploisives still, roight?
<Baegba>	If oi'll be yer prisoiner, wot's that gonna do for us gettin' da 'sploisives?
<Lumin>	"Trust me, I've got this." *He grasps the rope with a bit of a smug look on his face* "Are we doing this or what?"
*	Baegba stares at him blankly.
*	Baegba holds out his hands, reluctant of the plot.
<DM>	(Reminder that it is currently about 04:00. It will be another couple of hours before the sun rises and Thoughter arrives)
<Baegba>	(don't worry, Lumin's got a plan. Nothing could go wrong. NOTHING.)
*	Lumin ties Baegba's arms, and holds on to the lengthy end, cracking the south door.
<Lumin>	"Let's get going, 'intruder.'"
*	Baegba whispers to Lumin.
<Baegba>	Oi, real foist, me hands be boig 'nough, should moi holds a super bomb in moi hands?
*	Lumin shakes his head.
<Baegba>	(wait, is that a yes or no?)
<Lumin>	(nah)
<Baegba>	(kay)
<DM>	(Normally shaking head is no, but I will wait for L)
<DM>	(nvm)
*	Baegba follows Lumin begrudgingly.
*	Lumin exits the room through the south door with Baegba
<Baegba>	Oi, lemme go! Ye troiter!
<DM>	*You are in a short section of hallway, with a sharp bend to the West on the south end. It leads to a door facing North. You are coming out of the north door*
<Lumin>	"Gh-!" *Lumin looks whispers* "We're pretending I don't know you." *Lumin looks back, acting natural to see if anyone's in the hallway*
<Baegba>	Oips.
<Baegba>	...
*	DoubleEx (~DoubleEx@47.54.146.246) has joined
*	DoubleEx is now known as Dhoo
<Baegba>	Oi, lemme go, yew big-nosed stoinky Gorioya!
<DM>	*Lumin: You see Alice, the female Keaton Grunt from ealier, patroling the hallway*
<DM>	*She doesn't see you, as her back is turned*
*	Baegba starts stomping to resist, but only pulling lightly.
<DM>	*Dhoo, you emerge from Baegba's shadow; having been following him out of nowhere*
No such variable.
*	DM gives voice to Dhoo
<DM>	(I keep forgetting that autovoice is not a thing)
*	Lumin gives a small sigh of relief, before looking back, spotting Dhoo, and almost shrieks before getting back into his sense, lowering his voice, and trying to move Baegba and Dhoo behind the wall out of Alice's view.
<Lumin>	"Riiight, kind of forgot you were with Baegba... whatever, just... lay... low.... *Realizing this is Dhoo, he facepalms to himself*
*	Baegba keeps on yelling.
<Baegba>	YOU WON'T TOIK ME, MOI WILL BE ETOINERAL!
<Lumin>	"... You know what? On second thought." *He looks to Dhoo* "Cause all the mayhem you want, it'll give me the element of surprise."
<DM>	*Baegba, your yell seems to catch the attention of Alice. Drawing her wand out, she yells as an attempt to rally other Keaton as she creeps forward*
<Dhoo>	im sort of here
<Lumin>	*Lumin pops up from the Hallway alongside the tied of Baegba* "Alice! ... Caught the intruder!" *He holds the rope, and pretends to look Baegba's direction but is actually eyeing Dhoo, since Alice doesn't seem to notice him.*
<Lumin>	*Notice him yet, since you know, walls*
<Baegba>	(so... you're eyeing a wall?)
<Lumin>	(No there's a wall blocking Alice's view atm is what I'm saying)
<Baegba>	(please tell me the wall stares blankly at him)
<Baegba>	(ah, darn)
<Baegba>	YE HOIVN'T CAUGHT MOI YET, MOI'S JUS' GOITTIN' STARTED!
<DM>	*Alice rushes down the hallway, keeping her wand drawn out at the news.*
*	Baegba waits for Alice to get in view, then...
<DM>	[Alice] You better have got-em! If you don'-
*	Baegba attempts to yank Lumin back, full force. Not actually break free of the rope, just pull him back.
<Baegba>	(power roll?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 2, 10, 2, 2, 10, 1, 2, 1, 7, 10, 3, 8, 10, 4, 4, 6, 9, 7, 10, 10, 8, 1, 2, 9, 3, 4, 4 and 5. Total: 165. Successes: 22.
<Dhoo>	whos alice?
<Lumin>	(Keaton soldier Lumin knows)
<DM>	(A Salvadman grunt)
<Baegba>	(figures, when I'm doing a roll on an ally, THEN Navi gives me a decent roll)
<Lumin>	$20d10
<Navi>	Lumin: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 9, 4, 9, 10, 5, 8, 1, 7, 9, 8, 6, 2, 5, 5, 5, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 119. Successes: 16.
<Lumin>	"I do have some bad news, thoooooUGH!" *Lumin is pulled back*
<DM>	*As Alice ran down the hallway; other grunts begin popping out of a door.
<Baegba>	OI'M DA BOIGGEST AN' DA BOIDDEST DERE IS!
<Baegba>	GRARGH!
<DM>	*Alice reached the end of the hallway but cautiously approaching the corner, ready to fire as she peered around the corner*
<Dhoo>	are we beating alice up?
<DM>	(Is Dhoo hiding behind Baegba or anything?)
<Baegba>	(we're attempting to bluff our way through this place, and I'm pretending to be Lumin's hostage, while he pretends to work for the head honcho trying to find the intruders)
<Baegba>	(....... that plan sounded less ridiculous in my head. Lumin, your plan sucks.)
<Lumin>	(Lumin also failed to consider Dhoo's there.)
<Baegba>	(LET'S DO IT ANYWAYS!)
<DM>	(From the looks of things, no)
<Baegba>	OI'M GONNER BASH YOUR 'EAD IS, YE WEAKLIN' GOROIYA!
*	Baegba this time attempts to swing Lumin to the side, pulling back just slightly.
<DM>	*Alice peered around the corner to see that Lumin has a big burly goron tied up behind him and a macho Wolfos wearing some sort of Luchadore mask and a marvelous tophat.
<Baegba>	$25d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 1, 3, 3, 1, 5, 1, 3, 8, 5, 8, 10, 4, 6, 4, 3, 6, 9, 1, 7, 5, 9, 5, 10 and 10. Total: 133. Successes: 18.
<DM>	[Alice] "Good- Wait... there are two intruders here!"
<Lumin>	*Floor Lumin* "That was the bad news!"
*	Baegba turns around, looking at Dhoo.
<Baegba>	Wait, yer not big boiss, WHO'RE YE?
*	Baegba is, yes, implying there's a third intruder here.
<Baegba>	(SUBTLETY)
<Dhoo>	uh i dunno
<Dhoo>	i guess not
<DM>	*Alice's attention suddenly shifted to the tophat for a few moments, attempting to disrespect it*
*	Dhoo slugs Alice in the face.
<DM>	$20d10 vs $40d10
<Baegba>	YE MUST'VE FOILLOWED ME N' BIG BOISS IN 'ERE, YE THIOEF!
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 5, 8, 5, 8, 3, 5, 10, 6, 6, 4, 7, 9, 1, 1, 6, 1, 5 and 2. Total: 106. Successes: 15.
<DM>	(Roll $40d10 for tophat roll Dhoo)
<DM>	(also, if you are slugging her; you should be rolling Power)
<Dhoo>	sec
<Dhoo>	$40d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 8, 2, 7, 4, 6, 6, 8, 6, 6, 7, 10, 10, 5, 5, 7, 8, 10, 6, 3, 5, 10, 10, 3, 1, 1, 8, 1, 5, 9, 5, 1, 6, 6, 8, 10, 2, 3 and 8. Total: 237. Successes: 35.
<Baegba>	(can..... can Dhoo counterattack on a hat disrespect?)
<DM>	(No)
<Baegba>	(awww)
<DM>	[Alice] "Oh my, what a lovely and fashionable tophat"
<Baegba>	(Oh my, what a lovely topha- *GETS SLOGGED IN THE FACE*)
<DM>	(You have two living allies)
<DM>	Alice
<DM>	's defense
<DM>	$22d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 5, 7, 7, 9, 2, 4, 6, 1, 10, 9, 5, 9, 9, 7, 9, 9, 5, 10, 3 and 4. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
<Dhoo>	$34d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 10, 9, 1, 10, 1, 3, 7, 8, 1, 2, 5, 8, 1, 6, 1, 6, 6, 10, 5, 1, 9, 3, 7, 7, 1, 2, 6, 4, 5, 9, 7 and 5. Total: 174. Successes: 23.
<DM>	*Alice gets punched right in the face, causing her to stumble back for a few moments. She however recovers unharmed*
<DM>	23-19 = 4 damage - 4 Armor = 0 Damage
<Dhoo>	DHOO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BUT DHOO IS GOING TO FIGHT
<Baegba>	(there's other incoming grunts, right?)
<DM>	(Yes, but they have not arrived quite yet)
<Dhoo>	DHOO WILL SLUG THEM AS WELL
<Dhoo>	IN FACT DHOO WILL SLUG EVERYONE JUST TO BE SURE
<Dhoo>	INCLUDING DHOOSELF
<DM>	*Alice swings her wand arm at Dhoo, firing a concentrated blast of Magic at him with her wand*
<Baegba>	(with my hands tied, can I still throw things?)
<DM>	Target rolls Wisdom vs 26 dice. Requires Wizzrobe Wand equipped.
<DM>	$26d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 4, 8, 1, 1, 6, 1, 2, 10, 8, 2, 5, 9, 8, 1, 9, 2, 1, 7, 5, 8, 3, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 141. Successes: 17.
<Baegba>	(ala basketball style throwing)
<DM>	(Yes Dhoo)
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 8, 7, 8, 6, 4, 1, 3, 5, 1 and 9. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
<DM>	(If you can grip and throw something that is. I'm going to impose a 10 dice penalty on this)
<DM>	*Dhoo, you take... 17-8 = 8 damage - Armor
<DM>	*9 damage
<Baegba>	(kay, I have a plan. IT'S THE BEST PLAN.)
<Dhoo>	13h 5m
*	Baegba charges strength to his hands.
<DM>	*Right as Alice fired her blast of magic; a group of four grunts come into view behind Alice; all ready to attack the Werewolfos who attacked her*
*	Baegba then proceeds to... I guess Lumin is still at my mercy after I pulled him twice.
*	Baegba uses Super Lift on Lumin!
<Baegba>	err, super throw
<Lumin>	(OH BOY)
<Baegba>	ATTACK 1: Roll your Power +10 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Baegba>	Damage: None
<Baegba>	EFFECT: You manage to pick the target up! Throw them at another target using ATTACK 2, which uses the same success rate for you.
<Baegba>	ATTACK 2: Target rolls Courage to defend
<Baegba>	Target Damage: +0
<Baegba>	Projectile Damage: Halved and based on the difference in successes from ATTACK 1.
<DM>	*Dhoo, you can back off to around the corner or roll initiative to fight*
<Baegba>	(don't worry, I wish to go even further beyond with this idea)
<Baegba>	(two hands for one, so...)
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Baegba>	$39d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 8, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, 3, 10, 3, 3, 6, 8, 10, 9, 4, 9, 8, 3, 2, 5, 9, 10, 10, 3, 10, 3, 7, 1, 1, 2, 3, 9, 4, 7, 1, 6 and 8. Total: 206. Successes: 24.
<Lumin>	$20d10
<Navi>	Lumin: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 10, 6, 10, 8, 6, 8, 1, 4, 5, 3, 6, 10, 2, 5, 10, 4, 5 and 3. Total: 114. Successes: 17.
<Baegba>	(25 + 5 + 5 + 4 + 10 - 10)
<DM>	*Baegba... you pick up Lumin and you are now ready to throw him*
*	Baegba chucks Lumin forward just shy of Alice and co. Instead, he waits for the rope to reach its end, such that the force of Lumin getting chucked then chucks me into the enemies.
<Baegba>	(THIS PLAN IS PERFECT.)
<DM>	(Roll Power, with a 10 dice penalty)
<Baegba>	(THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PHYSICS OF THIS PLAN.)
<Baegba>	(not a lifting roll, right?)
<DM>	(Oh wait nvm, uses same success rate)
<Baegba>	(hurderp)
<DM>	*You throw Lumin in front of Dex; barely stopping short of Alice when you throw yourself across and into all five of the enemies. Due to how heavy Gorons are, I'm going to give this attack +5 damage to all those hit*
<DM>	$22d10 Alice
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 6, 3, 2, 9, 2, 6, 5, 2, 1, 2, 4, 5, 2, 9, 5, 10, 5, 3, 10, 8 and 7. Total: 107. Successes: 14.
<DM>	$22d10 Grunt 2
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 7, 4, 9, 6, 8, 4, 8, 8, 9, 1, 9, 7, 2, 5, 2, 4, 5, 4, 7 and 10. Total: 126. Successes: 14.
<DM>	$22d10 Grunt 3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 4, 4, 10, 6, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 9, 10, 10, 5, 8, 3, 3, 5, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
<Baegba>	MOIDOKEN!
<DM>	$22d10 Grunt 4
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 8, 9, 9, 3, 3, 6, 2, 7, 2, 6, 1, 2, 1, 5, 9, 4, 1, 10, 2 and 1. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
<DM>	$22d10 Grunt 5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 8, 1, 10, 3, 2, 3, 7, 9, 9, 5, 8, 7, 7, 10, 2, 9, 7, 4, 4 and 8. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Lumin>	"But why thooooough-"
*	Baegba chucks RP at self real fast.
<Baegba>	$39d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 2, 3, 7, 3, 3, 9, 3, 1, 6, 1, 2, 5, 3, 3, 8, 9, 2, 6, 3, 9, 3, 10, 9, 5, 8, 5, 8, 1, 2, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 7, 7 and 10. Total: 189. Successes: 22.
<Baegba>	(dangit. 24 it tis.)
<DM>	Calculating...
<DM>	Vs Alice: 24-14+5 = 15 Damage - 4 Armor = 11 Damage
<DM>	Grunt 2 takes the same damage
<Baegba>	GOIN' GORONS
<DM>	Grunt 3 takes 10 damage
<DM>	Grunt 4 takes 13 damage
<DM>	Grunt 5 takes 8 damage
<DM>	Statuses:
<DM>	Alice: 4h 4m
<DM>	Grunt 2: 4h 4m
<Baegba>	(if you untie me now and I happen to get first initiative, I am fairly positive I can knock out ALL OF THEM in one move)
<DM>	Grunt 3: 6h 4m
<DM>	Grunt 4: 1h 4m
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Baegba>	(whelp, scratch that idea)
<DM>	Grunt 5: 6h 4m
<DM>	$init 1d10 Alice
<Navi>	DM: Alice's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 6.
<DM>	$init 1d10 Grunt2
<Navi>	DM: Grunt2's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 8.
<DM>	$init 1d10 Grunt3
<Navi>	DM: Grunt3's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 3.
<DM>	$init 1d10 Grunt4
<Navi>	DM: Grunt4's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 9.
<DM>	$init 1d10 Grunt5
<Navi>	DM: Grunt5's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 8.
<Baegba>	(see, if we went with the super bomb plan, I could've just detonated it upon landing and they'd all be knocked out cold)
<Lumin>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Lumin: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Baegba>	(think that's all of them, Dhoo rolled earlier)
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt2, Grunt5, Baegba, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	*NOTE: They are not targeting Lumin*
*	Baegba starts the battle with everything he's got...... except Hanging On. Crap.
*	Baegba equips- oh crap I'm tied up and can't equip things. DANGIT LUMIN.
*	Baegba is Thorny at least.
<DM>	*Grunt4 eyes the Goron who crashed through everyone.*
<DM>	[Grunt 4] I don't have the time for this
<Baegba>	OI'M DEAD 'ARD AN' ROIDY FER MORE!
<DM>	*Grunt 4 equips his wand and fires a focused blast at Baegba! Roll Wisdom!*
<Baegba>	(pffft)
<DM>	$26d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 5, 10, 9, 10, 2, 1, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 1, 6, 3, 9, 10, 10, 4, 8, 10, 6, 9, 4 and 10. Total: 162. Successes: 22.
<Baegba>	(LITTLE DOES HE KNOW)
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 6, 9, 4, 4, 9, 5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 10, 9, 8, 5, 1, 7, 5, 10, 10, 2, 10, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 189. Successes: 28.
*	Baegba shrugs it off like it's nothing. LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
<Baegba>	IS DAT ALL YE GOT?
<DM>	*Grunt4 gasped, not knowing that Baegba is a Goron wizard from before*
<DM>	[Grunt] "Blargh!"
<Baegba>	COME AT MOI, BRO!
<DM>	*Grunt 4 casts Blessing on Grunt2*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt2, Grunt5, Baegba, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	*Blessing of Courage*
<Baegba>	(I swear, if I actually live to my turn, they ded.)
<DM>	Grunt 2: 4h 4m | +2 Courage
<DM>	Grunt 4: 1h 1m
*	Baegba shows off his thorns.
<DM>	*Grunt 2 equips his White Sword and rushes at Baegeba, going for the slash!*
<Baegba>	YER SURE YE WANNER 'TTACK MOI?
<DM>	$28d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 8, 9, 1, 2, 4, 7, 1, 7, 1, 9, 2, 6, 5, 7, 3, 4, 5, 10, 9, 5, 6, 3, 4, 6, 4 and 4. Total: 139. Successes: 15.
<Baegba>	YE MOIGHT DIE- ah ffffff
<Baegba>	$1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Successes: 2.
*	Baegba explodes, making sure Grunt2 explodes with him.
<Baegba>	(and I mean explodes)
<DM>	*Grunt 2 plunged his sword deep into Baegba's rocky hide, pulling out rocky blood as the Goron explodes; taking said grunt with him*
<DM>	$remove Grunt2
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Baegba, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<Baegba>	(no shackles, blow him up, I wanna sell this real good for Lumin)
<Baegba>	$removeme
<Baegba>	$remove me
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<Baegba>	(YOU DA BEST, LUMIN)
<DM>	*Grunt 5 then turns his attention to Dhoo, covering Grunt4 in the process*
<DM>	*He also activates Augmented Protection, bumping his Armor up to 9 for this round*
<DM>	Grunt 5: 6h 0m | +5 Armor from Augmented Protection
<DM>	Grunt 5: 6h 0m | Covering Grunt2 | +5 Armor from Augmented Protection
<DM>	*Grunt 5 then turns his attention to Dhoo and draws his sword; going for a STAB on Dhoo*
<DM>	Target rolls Courage vs 20 dice.
<DM>	$20d10 Grunt 5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 4, 6, 4, 3, 7, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2, 4, 5, 3, 9, 10, 10, 1 and 4. Total: 104. Successes: 12.
<Dhoo>	$28d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 2, 8, 6, 5, 2, 1, 9, 5, 1, 3, 1, 4, 8, 5, 7, 5, 10, 2, 7, 6, 4, 10, 10, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 161. Successes: 23.
<Baegba>	(twould have to double. You can attempt to risk an RP, no guarantees it'll work though.)
<DM>	*Dhoo, you get to make a counterattack! Stabs always let you counter if the attacker miss*
<Baegba>	(or that)
<Baegba>	(afk for a little while, not that it matters since I'm a corpse)
<DM>	*Grunt 5 flew at Dhoo, attempting to plunge his sword into that thick Werewolfos hide; only to have Dhoo easily jump out of his way*
<Baegba>	(counter with any attack, as long as it requires no charge)
<DM>	(Any non-charge attack)
<Dhoo>	Grapple:
<Dhoo>	    DESCRIPTION: Grab a hold of a target, and don’t let them go!
<Dhoo>	    Roll your Power +5 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Dhoo>	        Damage: None
<Dhoo>	        EFFECT: If successful, you are grappled with the target!
<Dhoo>	            Target is both Immobilized (cannot move, including using Cover or Escape) and unable to attack.
<Dhoo>	            If either of you take Damage, the other takes Damage equal to half the amount (does not proc itself).
<Dhoo>	            On the target’s turn, they can use a Combat Action to roll either ‘Power vs. Power against you’ OR ‘Courage vs. Courage against you’. If the target is successful, the target breaks free from your grapple.
<DM>	$22d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 3, 9, 9, 5, 7, 4, 10, 8, 5, 8, 2, 5, 10, 3, 8, 8, 7, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 138. Successes: 18.
<Dhoo>	$37d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 2, 10, 9, 1, 6, 7, 1, 2, 6, 3, 10, 4, 8, 7, 8, 7, 4, 2, 5, 6, 6, 5, 8, 4, 2, 5, 8, 4, 1, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1 and 3. Total: 180. Successes: 21.
<DM>	*You successfully manage to grapple Grunt 5, the Keaton muffling beneath that hide of Werewolfos*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	[Alice] F*** you Wolfos! You don't dare grapple Edgar!
<Dhoo>	DHOO GRAPPLES WHO DHOO WISHES TO
<DM>	*Alice casts a Wisdom Blessing on herself and fires another focused blast at Dhoo!
<DM>	Roll Wisdom!
<DM>	$28d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 3, 9, 3, 5, 9, 7, 3, 5, 4, 9, 9, 5, 4, 4, 1, 8, 2, 4, 10, 6, 1, 3, 6, 4, 5 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 17.
<Dhoo>	$12D10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 9, 3, 3, 2, 2, 6, 7, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
<DM>	17-6 = 11 Damage
<DM>	*Dhoo, you take 11 Damage and you lose your grapple with Grunt 5*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<Dhoo>	2H
<DM>	*Grunt 5 takes 11-9 = 2/2 = 1 Damage
<DM>	Grunt 5: 5h 0m | +5 Armor from Augmented Protection
<DM>	(Oh derp)
<DM>	(You don't lose Grapple then)
<DM>	Alice: 4h 1m | +2 Wisdom
<DM>	(It is your turn Dhoo)
<Dhoo>	Wolf Hug:
<Dhoo>	    RESTRICTIONS: Can only be used while already Grappling the target
<Dhoo>	    DESCRIPTION: It’s like a bear hug, but with a wolf, and ten times as grizzly. Wait what?
<Dhoo>	    Roll your Power +5 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Dhoo>	        Damage: +0
<Dhoo>	        EFFECT 1: Ignore half of target’s Armor as you crackle their bones with your hug.
<Dhoo>	        EFFECT 2: Your Grapple with the target ends afterwards.
<Dhoo>	        EFFECT 3: Target gets Immobilized:
<Dhoo>	            Target cannot move or use any melee attacks.
<Dhoo>	            DURATION: One round.
<DM>	$22d10 Grunt 5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 8, 4, 1, 1, 7, 1, 9, 9, 5, 8, 4, 5, 10, 10, 9, 5, 7, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 135. Successes: 19.
<Dhoo>	$37D10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 3, 7, 9, 9, 3, 9, 1, 1, 4, 7, 9, 7, 8, 10, 4, 9, 8, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 5, 5, 6, 10, 2, 10, 9, 7, 6, 2, 3, 5, 1 and 5. Total: 215. Successes: 28.
<DM>	28-19 = 9 damage - (9/2 = 4.5 rounded up to 5 armor) = 4 Damage
<DM>	*Grunt 5 is dropped to 1 Heart, but is now immobolized*
<DM>	Grunt 5: 1h 0m | +5 Armor from Augmented Protection | Immobolized (Can't move)
<Dhoo>	DHOO SPITS UPON COWARDLY ARMOR! *PTEW*
<Baegba>	(back- wait is Dhoo somehow alive?)
<DM>	(Yes, though at 2 Hearts)
*	Dhoo DRINKS A RED POTION!
<DM>	(You recover 12 Hearts)
<Dhoo>	14H 5M
<Dhoo>	DHOO IS REFRESH ED!
<Dhoo>	$END TURN
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	*Edgar gasps for life, barely able keep standing as he finds himself stuck in place
<DM>	*Grunt 3 Covers Grunt 5 before drawing out his Wizzrobe Wand and firing a concentrated blast at Dhoo**
<DM>	Roll Wisdom!
<DM>	$26d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 6, 6, 9, 4, 3, 6, 3, 7, 4, 1, 9, 7, 5, 4, 4, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 8, 7 and 5. Total: 160. Successes: 20.
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 9, 10, 4, 1, 1, 9, 7, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 82. Successes: 11.
<DM>	(Who else is there to target? They aren't attacking Lumin)
<DM>	20-11 = 9 Damage
<Dhoo>	5h
<DM>	Grunt 3: 6h 4m | Covering Grunt 5 Aka Edgar
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	(Well, this is kinda what you get if you pick a fight where you are outnumbered)
<Baegba>	(I still consider this a success, if anything, I just really sold that Lumin is on their side for real. Unless he botches it.)
<DM>	(Yup)
<DM>	(There is the diplomacy route, if you want to continue taking it)
<Baegba>	(Lumin, try to attack Dhoo anyways. You'll probably fail, but you can guarantee you're on their side.)
<DM>	(Mind you, they think Lumin is on their side)
*	Lumin goes in for an attack! ... but trips.
<Lumin>	$endturn
<Navi>	Round 1 Over!
<Navi>	Round 2: Grunt4, Grunt5, Alice, Dhoo, Grunt3 and Lumin
<DM>	*Grunt 4 speaks up*
<DM>	[Grunt 4] Surrender, you foul Wolfos! If you don't surrender; I will blast you to pieces on the spot
<Dhoo>	FEH DHOO DOES NOT SURRENDER! FIGHT DHOO FAIR YOU LITTLE GRUNT THING!
<Baegba>	(RIP)
<DM>	*Grunt 4 shrugs and bring out his Wizzrobe wand*
<DM>	*Grunt 4 fires his Wizzrobe Wand at Dhoo! Roll Wisdom!*
<DM>	$26d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 6, 9, 6, 5, 5, 1, 9, 8, 10, 7, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 1, 4, 2, 9, 4, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 155. Successes: 22.
<Dhoo>	$12D10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 4, 7, 7, 8, 2, 3, 6, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 73. Successes: 9.
<DM>	*The blast of magic stuck Dhoo directly on his chest. Now dead, Dhoo collapsed backwards onto the floor in slow motion accompanied by a maratchi band playing along at slow funeral march pace*
*	Baegba applauds from the grave.
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	*The four remaining grunts turn around to Lumin*
*	Lumin waves
<DM>	[Grunts, including Alice] "Thank you for bringing these intruders to us for apprehension. Lord Magnus would like to see you now."
<Lumin>	"Now where would that be, exactly?"
<Lumin>	*he be
<Baegba>	(don't forget, THERE'S STILL ANOTHER INTRUDER.)
<Baegba>	(or at least, I hope I sold that well enough)
<DM>	(They think there is)
<Baegba>	(woot)
<DM>	*Alice picks up Dhoo's corpse as she walked back down the hallway; the other grunts following her**
<DM>	*As you recall Lumin, he would have been heading off to the Armory to clean up around the place*
*	Lumin nods to himself and goes to the door to the west, and taking the staircase if possible.
<DM>	(Autotravel is permitted here)
*	Lumin enters the armory for the west entrance
<Lumin>	*from
<DM>	*Lumin, you enter the armory to see Magnus talking with the four grunts about Dhoo's corpse; which Magnus is holding in his hands*
<DM>	*Magnus cocked his head around to see you; smiling*
*	Lumin attempts to keep eye contact away from the corpse and waves.
<Baegba>	(wait, where's my corpse? Am I still an exploded thingy?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Baegba>	(huh..... INTERESTING)
<Baegba>	(THEY'LL NEVER EXPECT IT. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI
<Kefka>	YouTube: Persona 5 - Last Surprise OFFICIAL Lyrics - Views: 5,676,394 - Length: 3:56 - Uploaded: 2017-03-15 - User: xPervertedkida - Likes: 48,802 - Dislikes: 873
<DM>	[Magnus] "Yo did it. Ye brought one of da intruders to justice! Disappointed that I didn't get to kill 'em myself, but who cares."
<DM>	*Chuckling, he continued talking*
<DM>	[Magnus] "Anyways... apparently there is a second intruder around here. They reported a Goron, but they couldn't find any remains they left. I want you to find them or his remains and bring 'em to me. After then; you will get your reward."
<Lumin>	"I mean..." *Lumin just kind of look at the remains of the rope he used to tie Baegba up* "Does this count?" *He scratches his head*
<Baegba>	(one side of it should be nice and bloodied)
<DM>	*Placing Dhoo's corpse down on the floor, Magnus stepped towards Lumin and craned is head over to see the rope up close. Seeing the rocky blood associated with Gorons, the Keaton's eyes lit up, nodding.*
<Baegba>	(don't forget, make sure you mention that I was mentioning "my boss")
<Baegba>	(some of the grunts should've heard this too)
<Baegba>	(Alice at the very least)
<DM>	[Magnus] "Good job. Looks like that's the both of them dead. Since you held up your end of the deal; I shall hold up my end"
<DM>	*Magnus hands out the pouch of 2000 Rupees and hands them to Lumin*
*	Dhoo has quit (Quit: Leaving)
*	Lumin gracefully accepts the rupees.
<DM>	[Alice] Apparently the goron mentioned something about "his boss" or something
<DM>	*Alice looked over to Dhoo's corpse*
<DM>	[Alice] Maybe that bluddy werewolfos was his boss
<DM>	*Magnus looked over to said corpse, smirking at the state of Dhoo*
<DM>	[Magnus] "That's one of the Wolf Pack dead"
<DM>	*Magnus looks over to Lumin*
<DM>	[Magnus] "As for you. You are free to go. You are no longer on investigation; so don't stick your nose into the Commanders' Office or anywhere else sensitive"
<Baegba>	(isn't that practically every room except the hallway?)
*	Lumin shrugs.
<DM>	(He just means not the Barracks, Commander's Office or the Store Room)
<Lumin>	"Alright then."
<DM>	(You are free to go and pick up Baegeba's corpse, or whatever's left of him)
<Lumin>	(How does he do that without coming off as suspicious though lmao)
*	Lumin picks up the rope.
<Lumin>	"Guess I'll put this back where I found it."
<DM>	(You can take Dhoo's Chest)
<Lumin>	"I'll take this as a... souvenir? I don't know."
*	Lumin pockets Dhoo's chest (Gross)
*	Lumin leaves through the west door.
<DM>	(As in, that Super Chest that he managed to pack a tree into)
<Lumin>	(AH)
<Lumin>	(Rip)
<Baegba>	(pffft)
<DM>	*Where do you go Lumin?*
*	Lumin places the Baegba colored rope next to the tank where he originally found it... that could have a couple applications.
*	Lumin then makes his way to the Common Room.
<DM>	(You can get into the store room if you sneak in. None of the guys who are meant to be guarding the Store Room are back guarding)
<DM>	*You are back in the common room. Now that the atmosphere has settled a little, the remaining grunts are playing a round of Uno. wat*
<DM>	*Obviously Kefka must have dropped by*
*	Lumin takes the west door, and the stairs.
<DM>	*You go down the stairs and you are now back on the bottom floor*
<Lumin>	(Is there anyone in the hallway?)
<Baegba>	(is my corpse visible yet?)
<DM>	(Nobody's in the hallway and yes Baegba's corpse is now visible)
*	Baegba attempts to wave a bloodied severed hand at Lumin.
<Lumin>	"Yikes..." *Lumin rolls his Red Potion to the Baegba hand?????*
*	Baegba eats it, glass and all.
<DM>	*Baegba; you revive... full health*
*	Baegba transforms into a blood monster and devours the whole thing, turning into a super bloody mess then reforming into a fully recovered Baegba.
*	Baegba looks around real fast, then whispers to Lumin.
<Baegba>	Oi, did yer ploin work?
<Lumin>	"Almost. If push comes to shove, we'll need to get a potion through Dhoo's way, he kind of pulled a you somewhat? ... Also, do you have a Gale Seed on you?"
<Baegba>	Doin't think ah do, but oi's gots otha tricks up moi....
*	Baegba does have sleeves, thanks to his spirit robes.
<Baegba>	Tricks up moi sleeves.
<DM>	(It won't be long until the sun rises. Give or take 15 minutes)
<Baegba>	Oilright den, we needs ta get dat stoiff fer da toink, roight?
<Lumin>	"... right." *Lumin creeks open the mess hall door to see if anyone's there.*
<DM>	*Lumin, you peer through the door; into the mess hall. It is empty*
*	Baegba sneaks on in.
<Lumin>	"Alright, good, let's go." *Lumin waits for Baegba to come with before closing the door behind him and making his way to the Storeroom.*
*	Baegba follows da Lumin.
<DM>	*You enter the store room. As before, you can see a large crate overflowing with large cannonballs and another large crate labelled as fuel.*
<Baegba>	Oi, me's just had a thought...
<Baegba>	....
<Lumin>	"Alright." *Lumin takes out the super chest.*
<Baegba>	... how's we goinna get dis o'er
*	Baegba looks at the super chest.
<DM>	*5 Magic Jars and 6 Recovery Hearts are on the shelves; as well as a large and ornate locked chest and a ice chest*
*	Baegba snags 3 magic jars, 3 recovery hearts, and hands the rest to Lumin.
*	Baegba looks at the chest, then attempts to lockpick it. Wisdom?
<DM>	(Roll Wisdom vs... 40 successes)
*	Lumin makes his way to the southeast side with the fuel and cannonballs, and takes the 3 recovery hearts and 2 Magic jars, and starts unloading fuel and cannonballs into the chest.
*	Baegba gives up and just proceeds to move EVERYTHING into the chest. If that chest could contain a giant tree, it can contain all of this.
<DM>	*... You fit everything in the chest. However beware of what will happen when you open it...*
<Baegba>	(oh dear)
<DM>	(Remember when Dhoo opened the chest and the tree flew at someone? Yeah... something like that)
<Lumin>	(tfw I was only using the chest for the fuel and cannonballs rip)
<Baegba>	We puts two chests in a chest.
<Baegba>	CHESTIN' CHESTS
<Lumin>	(Actually no this is perfect)
<Lumin>	(If the chest is shoot things, and there's Cannonballs...)
<Lumin>	(:>)
<Baegba>	(IT'S PERFECT)
<DM>	(Oh dear god)
<Baegba>	(IF ANYONE AMBUSHES US, WE'LL JUST WRECK THE ENTIRE PLACE)
<Baegba>	(I can make it better w/ super bombs too.)
<Baegba>	(WE ARE GENIUSES.)
<Lumin>	(W E W)
<Lumin>	(So is anyone coming?)
<DM>	(Nobody is coming)
*	Baegba takes point this time, letting Lumin follow since he's got the chest.
<Lumin>	"Well... that was a little too easy."
<DM>	(You have a clear shot at the tank. Well, provided Baegba sneaks past the guys playing Uno...)
<Lumin>	"Just head back to the Garage, Baegba, I'll catch up."
<DM>	(However, it is also sunrise. It won't be long until Thoughter arrives)
<Baegba>	(I've got incredible sneaking stats, whatchu talkin' bout, I can sneak past anything. I'm just slow as crap.)
*	Baegba checks for folks on the way to the stairway. Anyone?
*	Lumin in the background, just straight up Gale Seeds back to the Garage, chest in tow.
<Baegba>	(son of a-)
<DM>	(Nobody on the way to the stairway)
<Baegba>	(dangit Lumin)
<Lumin>	(:>)
*	Baegba heads up the stairway, then peeks into the Common Room.
<DM>	(Dhoo's corpse should be transforming into Wolfgang by now)
<DM>	*Baegba; you peek into the Common Room to see five Grunts playing Uno with... Kefka dancing around*
<DM>	*The Grunts are all engrossed in their game*
<DM>	*Kefka pays no heed to your presence. He's not meant to interfer with the players*
<DM>	[Kefka] Guess that takes priority
*	Baegba attempts to sneak by.
<Baegba>	actually, before that
*	Baegba takes out a super bomb, lights a reeeeaaally long timer on it, then lets it roll down the stairs.
*	Baegba THEN proceeds to sneak by.
<DM>	*Roll Wisdom*
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 8, 8, 2, 5, 6, 9, 1, 1, 2, 1, 5, 4, 10, 8, 9, 10, 3, 2, 7, 6, 9, 3, 3, 1, 5, 9, 8 and 2. Total: 160. Successes: 20.
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 7, 6, 4, 8, 1, 9, 7 and 1. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<Baegba>	(suckah, I am da sneakiest)
<Baegba>	(I COUNTERATTACK THE SPOT CHECK WITH sneaking)
<DM>	*You easily sneak by the grunts*
<DM>	*Now you are in the garage. Right now; you can hear the patter of cavalry coming from outside.*
*	Baegba sneaks through the door to the garage, then as he peeks back into the common room, he casts an Illusion of Disguise on the top card of the draw pile, changing it to a Wildcard.
<Lumin>	(DEAD)
<Lumin>	(TBH I think this might be a good to be continued point)
<Baegba>	(HEH HEH HEH HEH)
*	Baegba looks for Lumin in the garage.
<Lumin>	*Lumin sits on the chest, waving*
<DM>	*Kefka turned towards Baegba, bearing the same grin the Happy Mask Salesman had before turning back*
*	Baegba grins back, then heads over to Lumin.
<DM>	(Yeah, this is a good stopping point for the night. Hope you can do this next segment fast!*
<DM>	(ie. getting out of the fortress in the tank)
<DM>	(Thoughter is set to arrive)
<Baegba>	(relax, the bomb is set. WE GUD.)
<Lumin>	(W E W)
<Baegba>	(between the bomb, the chest, and what we can do with a tank....... We should be perfectly fine)
<Lumin>	(Only problem is getting Wolfgang lol)
<Baegba>	(not to mention the Uno Wildcard)
<Baegba>	(meh, they'll probably bring him to us)
<DM>	*Baegba; as you enter the Garage; the hatch on the tank opens. Except the mechanic/mole doesn't pop up.
*	Baegba cocks his head sideways.
*	Baegba whispers to Lumin.
<Baegba>	Oi, where's da moley mole?
<DM>	*Instead, it's an inky blackness that spreads all over the room. Carried in the blackness are the letters required to spell "LOADING SCREEN"*
<Lumin>	(W E W)
<Baegba>	(TOUCHE)
<DM>	SESSION END