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- I spent my Christmas holiday aching all over, yet I worked with Leo Burke and a bunch of green local
- wrestlers he was training at my house in the WWF ring Vince had given me. Over time those young
- men became Christian, Edge, Glen Kulka, Teddy Hart (Georgia’s son, Ted Annis), Mark Henry, the
- fake Razor Ramon, Kurrgan, Don Callis, Test and Ken Shamrock, who was the Ultimate Fighting
- Champion at the time, just to name a few. Despite the tension with Shawn, I was on top of the
- world, set to regain the title, while being the highest paid WWF wrestler of all time. That Christmas,
- Julie and the kids had everything, including me.
- The plan was that he was going to pass out in the sharpshooter but never submit, and we both
- needed to figure out the best way to do that. I smiled at Steve and said, “Have you ever seen the
- scene in that movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest where Jack Nicholson’s character tries to pull
- that heavy, bolted-down sink out of the floor and throw it out the widow so he can escape the nut
- house and go watch the World Series? You want him to succeed so badly, but as hard as he tries, he
- simply can’t. That was the scene that made him, and that’s what we’re going to do with you.” Steve
- was relying on me because he knew he could trust me.Vince had finally hired Ken Shamrock, a move
- I had suggested, and he was going to referee our match, lending the credibility he brought with him
- as champion of the brutal world of Ultimate Fighting.
- As I came out like a lion, Steve was pacing the ring like a pissed-off hyena. I really felt like I was going
- out to have a fight after school with a kid I hated. I got a strong cheer, but there were enough angry
- signs and boos for me to see that my days as a babyface were truly over. Steve tackled me full force
- when I came through the ropes and the bell clanged.
- As we brawled up the stands, I took a hard smack into the hockey boards, and Steve took a back
- drop from an attempted pile driver right onto the cement steps. I remember this part of the fight in
- slow motion. Shocked, amused and angry fans leaped and yelled all around us. The cheering was so
- loud I couldn’t hear a thing. My fists bounced perfectly off Steve’s head, and he never stopped
- fighting back. Ken Shamrock, wearing a sleeveless zebra-striped referee shirt, looked amazed at how
- close our work was, and how totally believable.
- In the end, Austin didn’t submit but was rendered unconscious. Shamrock stopped the match and
- raised my hand. The bell sounded. I coldly began to attack his knees, then stepped into the
- sharpshooter to give him some more, but before I could, Shamrock gripped me around the waist and
- threw me down hard to the mat. I was right back up and furious, with the taste of blood on my lips,
- and Ken and I squared off with fists clenched. He challenged me to bring it on, and the Chicago
- crowd came unglued. For him, a seed was sown for some other day. As for me, I stood alone but
- defiant, proud and unbowed, that remorseless pink soldier on his dark bloody battlefield.
- As I dropped to the floor, signs danced in my face: “Bret who?” and “Go back to Canada!” But kids
- still pulled out the front of their Hitman shirts as they high-fived me to show me that they were with
- me. I touched hands of support that reached out, but one frothing-at-the-mouth, irate fan gave me
- the middle finger. I thrust one right back and mouthed, “Fuck you too!”
- My anti-American rants had been going down big time with the Canadian fans. The Calgary crowd
- had shed its usual polite shyness and was ready to explode: Canadian flags waved everywhere.
- Owen, Davey, Jim and Pillman were pumped up and chomping at the bit, Brian reminding me of a
- happy jackal who’d befriended a pride of lions. We did a live promo from the dressing room that
- played on the big screen in the arena, and the crowd response was so loud that the brick walls
- shook. Leo and I had worked hard at polishing up Shamrock, who was really coming along now and
- was pacing the dressing room anxiously. Goldust had a hot feud going with Pillman, and the Legion
- of Doom couldn’t have been more pumped. Hawk came to me knowing that it was me and Taker
- who’d got L.O.D. hired back. He awkwardly fumbled for the words to tell me that this time he’d give
- us everything he had, adding, “This match is for your dad.” Beside Stu and Helen in the front row
- was Alberta premier Ralph Klein. I was worn out; my knee wasn’t healed enough to wrestle safely,
- and I knew it. My doctor warned me that it needed at least three more months, but I had to be there
- for Vince, not to mention that I’d waited my entire life for this night, wrestling at the top of my game
- in a really hot angle in front of fans who had been there for me from the very beginning.
- In contrast to the week before in Alberta, Owen, Davey, Brian and I walked out to a blizzard of spit
- and a hail of boos. (Jim was briefly off, sorting out some contract problems arising from having
- signed with a small-time promotion before coming back to WWF.) As I stood with a Canadian flag
- draped over my shoulders, each of The Hart Foundation members spelled out the conditions of our
- various SummerSlam matches. If Davey lost to Shamrock he’d be forced to eat a can of dog food; if
- Owen lost he’d pucker up and kiss Stone Cold’s ass; and if Pillman couldn’t beat Goldust he’d wear
- his valet Marlena’s dress. My vow? If I lost to Taker I’d never wrestle in America again.
- I retained the title in a triple-threat match in San Jose on October 12 with Stone Cold, Hunter and my
- boy Shamrock. Shawn was the guest referee. After the match, with Jim Neidhart and Ken beside me
- in the dressing room, I made a short speech to Shawn, knowing that it was official that we would
- face each other in a title match at Survivor Series ’97, which was going to be in Montreal this time. “I
- just want you to know that despite any differences we’ve had this past year, I have no problem
- working with you. You can trust me in every way to be a professional. What you need to know,
- Shawn, is that you’re not in any danger.” I added, “I also want you to know that I have no problem
- dropping the belt to you if that’s what Vince wants.”
- Paul’s crew left so I could undress. I somehow found some humor in the fact that after his match
- Davey had borrowed my towel (as he often did), leaving me without one as I headed to the showers.
- My head was spinning and my heart had a giant hole in it as the water poured over me. Rick Rude
- and Davey appeared just out of range of the showers to tell me that, true to his word, Taker had
- made Vince open his door. Vince had rounded up a makeshift crew of bodyguards consisting of
- Slaughter, Brisco and his son Shane. I had my friends: Taker, Sham-rock, Foley, Vader, Rude, Crush,
- Savio and especially Owen, Davey and Jim.
- This whole thing could turn into a damn mutiny—or worse!
- Finally Vince came down the hall with his posse and stepped into the dressing room.
- Finally Vince came down the hall with his posse and stepped into the dressing room.
- “He says he wants to talk to you,” Rick called to me in the shower.
- “Tell Vince to get the hell out of here before he gets hurt.”
- Rick and Davey returned seconds later and told me in unison, “He says he’s staying.”
- I told them to please warn him to leave. “If he stays, he’s gonna get knocked out.” But they came
- back with the same answer.
- I came out of the shower sopping wet, with no towel, and calmly walked past Vince. I was actually
- thinking that if they ever did a movie about this, it wouldn’t look very good if I beat Vince up naked.
- As I picked up a damp towel from the floor, Vince dryly offered, “It’s the first time I ever had to lie to
- one of my talent.”
- “Who are you kidding, you lying piece of shit?” I shot back. Shawn now sat crying in the corner.
- Brisco and Slaughter tried to clear everyone out of the dressing room. Owen was about to leave
- when Davey grabbed him by the arm. “Don’t leave,” he said. “Remember what happened to Bruiser
- Brody.” None of my boys left.
- With Davey, Rick, Owen and Jim on my left, I sat down and glared at Vince, surrounded by his
- henchmen, who all stood with their arms behind their backs. Taker was also there, offering me full
- support. Shawn was still blubbering like a baby, his head in his hands.
- “You told me I could leave any way I wanted. That I was Cal Ripkin. That I was doing you a favor. That
- you appreciated everything I ever did. That for everything I’ve done there was no reason for any
- problems. You’ve told me nothin’ but lies all week, all fucking year!” I said in a surprisingly calm
- voice. Then I added, “If you’re still here when I’m finished getting dressed, I’ll have no choice but to
- punch you out!”
- Vince seemed unfazed, even tried to take credit for my deal with Turner, but I cut him off to remind
- him that I’d taken the lesser deal from Vince because I’d wanted to stay loyal to him. “After fourteen
- years, you just couldn’t let me leave with my head up?”
- I shot him down on every lie. I was calm and rational as I sized up the room and who was where,
- noticing too the look on Owen’s face: I could see he was afraid of what it might be like to stay on
- with Vince after this, whatever this was, was over, but that he was backing me to the fullest. Like
- one of my best matches, I could see it all play out in my head. I knew a fight with Vince was likely to
- come down to a half-assed pull-apart, so I intentionally left my shirt off so no one could grab it. I’d
- be lucky if I got one good shot in before they all pounced on me. When I tied the laces of my high-
- tops, I stood up and said, “Okay.”
- I picked up my knee brace, thinking to smash Vince over the head with it, but I tossed it down,
- declaring, “I won’t need this!” and went straight for him. Cockily Vince came back at me and we
- actually tied up. Fourteen fuckin’ years! I launched a rocket-launcher uppercut that connected with
- Vince’s jaw. My right fist actually popped him like a cork off the ground, and he collapsed
- unconscious to the carpet. His cavalry jumped in, but they were too late. I found myself jostling with
- Jerry Brisco, who I would find out later was the one who had designed the whole screwjob for Vince.
- I told him if he so much as touched me again, I’d give him exactly the same as I’d given Vince, and
- the lying little coward backed away with his hands up. For the next forty seconds we all stared at
- Vince unconscious, splayed like an X on the floor. I calmly took my seat again and noticed that my
- hand was throbbing. I thought it might be broken. Shane pulled Vince into a sitting position and
- pleaded with me to let his father get his bearings.
- I thought of my dad, who had been at home watching me get screwed on live TV, and my sons out in
- the hallway, and I remembered that Paul Jay was just outside the door. Vince was blowing like a
- horse, still out of it, and I couldn’t help but think that maybe Paul should capture some of this. I
- angrily shouted, “Get him out!” Slaughter and Brisco dragged him backward by the armpits and
- plopped him on the bench across from me. I stood up and snatched my knee brace with a wild, mad
- look on my face, and I think I meant it when I shouted, “Get him the fuck out right now or I’ll finish
- him with this!”
- When I came toward him, Shane and his helpers propped Vince on his feet and walked him limping
- out the door. I would find out later that my punch lifted him high enough off the ground that when
- he came down he rolled his ankle and nearly broke it.
- And as history would have it, Paul filmed a dazed Vince staggering down the hall.
- The dressing room was now quiet, except for Shawn’s sniffling. I walked toward him, thinking I
- should kick the shit out of him too, while I had the chance. Instead I held out my hand. “Thanks for
- the match, Shawn.” He shook my broken hand and started crying even harder.
- It all seemed so surreal. After a few more moments of silence, Jim said with a mischie-vous smile, “I
- guess they won’t say anything to me anymore about smashing TV monitors.” Rude, Taker, Owen, Jim
- and Davey all burst out laughing.
- When I got back to my hotel I asked Marcy, who was seething over how I’d been treated, to get the
- truth out to the media and the fans before Vince rewrote history—and with her vast network of
- contacts, I knew she could. It was an international news story before Vince’s damage-control team
- had their morning coffee, and by then it was too late for Vince to smooth it over.
- The next afternoon, while I was on the plane home, Vince had a talent meeting at Raw in Ottawa,
- during which more than a few of the boys nearly quit. After the match, wrestlers kept calling my
- hotel room saying that they wanted to boycott Raw. I deeply appreciated their support but told
- them to think of their families first. Ken Shamrock was one of those who nearly quit. Davey and
- Owen came home too; Davey pretended that he had reinjured his knee during the scuffle with
- Vince, but Owen didn’t offer any excuse. Mick Foley actually quit.
- I felt honored to shake Rick Rude’s hand. He’d been at a taped Raw on November 17, which aired on
- November 24, just as he walked out live on Nitro. This was the first and only time a wrestler
- appeared for both organizations on TV at the same time. Raw was taped on alternate weeks from
- the live Nitros, and Bischoff liked to give out the results of Raw matches before they aired. Rude
- walked out there and delivered a well-spoken monologue about the rights and wrongs of
- professional wrestling. He said it was wrong for Shawn to claim he was the World Champion when
- Vince had cheated me out of the title. A lot of wrestlers were disgusted by what Vince had done in
- Montreal, but Rick Rude was one of the few who actually quit the WWF for good over it.
- Mick Foley had quit too and missed a Raw but then returned the next day. He was finally making a
- name for himself as Mankind. For him, going back to WCW would have been career suicide. Steve
- Austin called to tell me how sorry he was that it ended up this way for me but warned me that WCW
- was a black hole of bad booking and bad organization. Ken Shamrock had been so furious that he’d
- also wanted to quit, but I advised him to do what was best for his family and he finally elected to
- stay, though he said, “I’ll always be one of your crew, Bret.” Then he was quoted in a story in
- Maclean’s magazine on the screwjob, saying, “I can’t speak for what happened between Vince
- McMahon and Bret Hart, but I can say that Bret Hart was the kind of guy everyone looked up to.”
- I spoke to Eric the night before, and he told me to go down to the show, that it would really feed the
- rumors on the Internet. When I arrived at the back of the Saddledome, Carlo was there to meet me
- and seemed overly concerned about letting me come backstage. The closer we got to the dressing
- room, the more I realized that Carlo was the only one who had a problem with it. I was soon
- surrounded by the smiling faces of Owen, Mankind, Edge, Test and Papa Shango. Even Hunter came
- out to greet me, with Chyna, who clearly had had radical cosmetic surgery since the last time I’d
- seen her; she looked drastically altered, reconstructed and beautiful in a ghastly kind of way. I gave a
- hardy handshake to Ken Shamrock just as agent Jack Lanza waded in with a big smile, flashing a look
- of annoyance at Carlo, who was still standing around like a useless guard dog. “What the hell?” he
- said to Carlo. “Of course he can come down. Are you kidding?”
- It felt good to see my old friends, and I could tell by the huge smile on Owen’s face that it meant a
- lot to him that I was there. I was soon pulling my pants down just enough to show them the four-
- inch incision from my surgery. Then I went to watch Taker’s match, and when the fans glimpsed me
- in the wings, they began chanting “We want Bret,” over and over. After his match, Taker walked past
- me grinning and said, “You’re next.”
- I noticed Stone Cold playing innocently enough with some black-haired girl’s hand. I couldn’t see her
- because she was all wrapped up in the curtain, but I assumed this might be a new girlfriend. Like so
- many of us, Austin had just gone through a divorce. Then Steve noticed me and I noticed that the girl
- he was playing around with was Diana. She’d dyed her hair. I’d seen Davey do a lot more than flirt,
- but still, this seemed a bit callous with Davey in the hospital, for whatever reason he was there.
- Steve left her to come over and chat with me; we parked ourselves on some equipment boxes, and
- soon we were talking about our divorces. Then Owen asked me to say hi to Earl, and I had no
- problem doing that.
- Moments later, I stood with The Rock, who told me, “I’ll never forget what you did for me.” He also
- said that I should come back, that WCW was screwing me over worse than Vince had. Shawn wasn’t
- wrestling anymore, just playing the role of a commissioner, so he, Taker and Austin were the ones in
- charge. I shrugged and said, “I don’t think so.”
- After the show, I sat with Taker at a bar and we laughed like the long-lost friends that we were. I
- went home that night feeling better than I had in months, because finally, at least in some sad, small
- way, I got to say a proper good-bye.
- Three days later, on the same day as the Columbine high-school massacre, the Grim Reaper came
- calling for Rick Rude, who was found dead of a heart attack from an overdose of painkillers. He was
- forty. I’ll never forget how Rick stood by me after Montreal. Rick was one of those guys who never
- took his wedding ring off; he’d wrap a piece of white tape around it when he went into the ring. He
- was the kind of guy who, when you needed someone to back you up, wouldn’t flinch at all. Not for
- money. Not for anything.
- And then, in early May, that crazy lumberjack, Jos The Maniac LeDuc, died. I can’t express how much
- the constant string of wrestlers’ deaths affected me. They developed drug habits and took such risks
- with their health, all for what? Just to make the next town? To entertain people? This sort of funeral
- march happens to most people when they hit their seventies. To me it felt like the casualties of war.
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