Cookies :D

<?

    /* Start Config */

    define("DATABASE_USERNAME", ""); // Database Username
    define("DATABASE_PASSWORD", ""); // Database Password
    define("DATABASE_HOST", "localhost"); // Database Host
    define("DATABASE_NAME", ""); // Database Name
    define("REMOTE_IP", $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']); // Client's IP

    /* Database Note:
        Table should be called: cookies
        Two text rows called: ip & cookienum
    */

    /* End Config */

    /* Connect to database */
    mysql_connect(DATABASE_HOST, DATABASE_USERNAME, DATABASE_PASSWORD) or die(mysql_error());
    mysql_select_db(DATABSE_NAME) or die(mysql_error());

    /* Check Database For Record */
    $result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM cookies WHERE ip = '" . REMOTE_IP . "' LIMIT 1");
    $result = mysql_query($query) or die(mysql_error());

    /* If the record exists */
    if( $result ){

        /* Since the record exists, lets update the amount of "cookies" they have */
        if( mysql_query("UPDATE cookies SET cookienum = cookienum + 1 WHERE ip = '" . REMOTE_IP . "' LIMIT 1") ){
            echo "Cookies have been added");
        }else{
            die(mysql_error());
        }

    /* If it doesn't exist insert */
    }else{

        /* Insert record into database */
        if( mysql_query("INSERT IGNORE INTO cookies ( ip, cookienum ) VALUES( '" . REMOTE_IP . "', '1'") ){
            echo "Your record has been added!");
        }else{
            die(mysql_error());
        }

    }

?>