Communist hell

A man dies and goes to hell:
- Which hell do you want to go, the capitalist one or the communist?
- May I look at both first?
So he goes to the capitalist hell and asks its inhabitants:
- How often do you get boiled?
- On weekdays, 9 to 5.
Goes to the communist one, asks the same question:
- Every single day, 24 hours straight.
- How do you survive that?
- Never've been boiled yet. It's either there's no fuel, the cauldrons are stolen, or the demons are drunk.