Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.

Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.

Inflatable Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.

Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.

Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

Beat Up Cat Plush - A black stuffed cat that's seen far better days. Looks both ugly and disturbing.

Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like sour apple.

Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.

Pucker Up Buttercup - A cute plushie of the...Epstein-Barr virus?

Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.