Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)

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Come on.

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Come on, man.
Get up.

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Come on.

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Shoot!

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Move it!
Out of the way!

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Hold it!

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Don't move! Don't move!
Get away from that window!

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Get over there!
Do what l say!

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Oh, shit. Pick up my meat.

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- You hungry, brother?
- Do l look hungry? Get over there!

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l might be a little hungry,
but get your hands up!

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- He ain't got no gun.
- You think l ain't got a gun?

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- Shoot me, goddamn it!
- l'll shoot you.

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You mother--

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No. Come on, Hank!

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Back up, back up!

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What you know about
a brother needing a job?

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- Big Floyd Patterson haircut head.
- You don't look like Floyd.

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Shoot. l just wanted
to barbecue.

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lt's the goddamn Fourth of July.

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Can't a black man have
a goddamn Fourth of July, too?

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- Open up! lt's the police!
- Sweet Jesus.

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Kick it in!

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- Don't mess with my conk.
- You want a barbecue?

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ls there a problem, officers?

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Yeah. We're looking for a thief.
You seen one?

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Me? No, l haven't seen a thi--

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Hank, you seen
a thief around here?

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- No, no, not around here.
- No, me, either.

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No thief.

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You guys aren't
celebrating the holiday?

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Sure. We're just finishing up
our last customer.

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l said play
like you cuttin' it.

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Eddie, you can't talk about people
just 'cause they biracial.

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- Why not?
- 'Cause that's silly.

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They can take it
like anybody else.

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All l'm saying, Calvin,
is black folk love to take credit

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for they half-black brothers
and sisters till somethin' goes sour.

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You know, like Tiger Woods--
we claim him.

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- Lenny Kravitz.
- Lenny Kravitz--count him.

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As soon as they go freak out
just a little bit,

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go a little crazy, get a little glitter
like Mariah Carey,

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then all of a sudden it's the other half
that went looney tunes.

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- What about Vin Diesel?
- l don't know what he is. Half car.

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What black man
do you take credit for?

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l was mad when l found out
dude was black.

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Hold on there, Terri.

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The D.C. sniper is like
the Jackie Robinson of crime.

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What?!

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Tell them, Eddie.

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He broke into the white leagues
with that crime.

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That crime took planning.
Not only planning, it took math.

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You know, it took math
to figure out all them trajectories

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to shoot from the back
of an automobile.

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That's white-folk shit right there.

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With the problems we got,
black folks used to could say,

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''At least we ain't crazy.''

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Our crimes made sense.

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Ain't got no money,
rob somebody with money.

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Black folks are just as crazy
as white folks.

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Mike Tyson--
he's like three crazy people.

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Prince?

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Hold on, hold on now.

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He half Cherokee or something.
Don't put him in with us.

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DVDs, CDs. lke Turner's
greatest hits with Tina on the cover.

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Got something
you ain't gonna believe--

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R. Kelly on tape
with grown women.

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Fred, don't buy nothing
from that fool.

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That Nemmo tape l got for my son
has a crack deal on it.

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- Why you always lyin' on me?
- Ain't nobody lyin' on you.

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Line me up.
l got a meeting in 19 minutes.

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Head to your meeting
'cause l got next.

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K-Rod called and booked
the spot after that,

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but l can get you at 3:45
or 1 1 :00 on Tuesday.

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You a superstar now?
The Eminem of the barber world?

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Yeah, that's why
they call me Slim Fadin'.

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This used to be my chair.

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Wasn't but two seconds ago
your pasty Pilgrim ass

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was sitting at that front seat
and nobody was feeling you.

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Well, they're feeling me now.

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l'll touch you up.

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My customer's running late,
so l can take you.

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Cool.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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So...

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what's it like
working for Alderman Brown?

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lt's good.
The alderman is a great mentor.

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Must be nice doing
what you said you'd always do.

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l really admire that.

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- Apple juice?
- What's going on here?

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Who set this up?
This shit ain't funny.

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- What?
- This. You being nice to me?

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You admire me? You got back
together with Kevin, didn't you?

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l do not need a man
to make me feel good.

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Plus, l'm trying to be
at peace with myself.

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l don't know this woman.

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Would you know me if l shoved
my foot up your ass?

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Oh, yes, there she goes.

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Let's go.

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Lookin' good, Mr. Stewart.
Now you can get your swerve on.

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Calvin, when you get my age,
you don't swerve.

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You just be happy gettin'
that bad boy out of park.

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You tell him.

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You got something smaller?
l don't got change.

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- Just keep it.
- You ain't got to tell me twice.

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What'd you do,
hit the lotto?

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- l sold the cleaners.
- What?

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Yep, sold it.
Time for early retirement.

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Quality Land Development came in
and made me an offer.

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More money than l'd ever seen.
l jumped at it.

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- What are they going to put in?
- A Kinko's or something.

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l heard they was gonna move
a Subway over there.

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A Subway and a Blockbuster.

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Yep. White folk
is coming back.

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They tryin'
to make money on a brother.

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This ain't about
white folks comin' back.

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Most of these businesses
coming in are black-owned.

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This whole block
is gonna get upgrades.

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They can tear down
all this mess around here.

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Change is a good thing.

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Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores
and titty bars, l'm cool with it.

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Wait a minute now, Calvin.

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lf they build a titty bar across
the street, l ain't never goin' home.

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Hey, babe!

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Here's your shit.
l burned the rest of it.

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The next time
you want to call yourself

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sleeping around
behind somebody's back,

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make sure
she look like something

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'cause l heard
all of your little shit.

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Your cell called the house,
and l heard all two minutes of it.

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No, l didn't hear it?
Are you trying to call me a liar?

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l don't even see how you could
cheat on me with your toddler penis.

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l hope you had a good time.

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The next time you come back,
l'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

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l got a sword, l got an ax,
a box of bullets,

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and l'm gonna get both of my babies'
daddies to jump on that ass!

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What does she gotta have
both of them for?

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Shut up!

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Like l was sayin', if they
build a titty bar across the street,

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l ain't never goin' home.

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You couldn't go home
if you wanted to.

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You act like you know
what you're doing.

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Please, man.

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Now watch this. Balance.
No. Balance.

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Balance.

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What is all that Circus Dee Soleil
that you're doin'?

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All that flippity hippity
stompity stoobily-doo.

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lt ain't necessary
to cut nobody head.

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What's up, dawg?
l don't get the ''l''?

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Come on, dawg.
You know l gotta have the ''l.''

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Stop playin'.

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- Where do you want it?
- Right here.

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Tight!

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That mess ain't right.
l want my rent money on the first.

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Not the second, not--
Hold on, let me finish my thought.

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Not the second,
'cause l'm not the bad guy here.

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Am l the bad guy here?

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Come here.

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Check it out, little man.

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One thing you're gonna constantly
have to deal with in your life,

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and that's broke-ass
black folks.

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They gonna be hard to spot
'cause they dressed real nice.

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Don't let that fool you,
'cause the nicer they dress,

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usually the broker they are.

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l like hanging with you.

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You know, this is gonna
be yours one day--all of this.

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Hey, Calvin, you goin'
over to Emma's?

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Tell her my niece sent her
a graduation picture Friday.

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- Bring me back a sweet potato pie.
- l ain't bringing you back nothin'.

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Hey, Keisha.
Where Janelle at?

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She's not here yet.
Hey, boo.

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Now, why you even go there?

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You can read a calendar.
You know she called in sick.

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l need my rent money.
The bank want they money on the first.

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l need my money on the first,
not the second and not the 1 5th.

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Come here, Coley.

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Come here. Your mommy
leave you with this crazy man?

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Crazy? l'm about to
drop him off at Miss Emma's.

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Ain't that right?

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You know, your daddy used to like
to play with those, too.

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- And this.
- Watch your mouth, girl.

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They can remember that shit--
l mean stuff.

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- Y'all see Calvin baby boy?
- Hey, Coley.

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You know that should have
been your baby.

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l know.

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After Calvin and l stopped dating,
he started thinkin' small.

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He opted for the Happy Meal
instead of the Super Size.

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No, he opted for less drama.

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- lt's her six-foot Pocahontas weave.
- That's what it is.

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She ain't weavin' it up
like most of y'all in here.

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Y'all just mad 'cause she got
a little lndian in her family.

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Please. That girl got
perm in her family.

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Why every time l come in here,
you start up with me?

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You know l got love for you.

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lf you got that much love for me,
tell Janelle to give me my rent

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before l turn off the power in here

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and have all you ladies
runnin' out screaming.

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Bye, Gina.

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How come you not
playing with Coley?

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You're just my baby.
Yes, he is.

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Stop. Say grace first.

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Jesus wept.

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Why?

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Why what?

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Why did Jesus weep?

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- 'Cause he was sad.
- Why was he sad?

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'Cause they didn't let him
eat his biscuit.

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Now, you know l helped
raise you better than that.

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Raised you like you was
my own son.

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Okay. l gotta go, Miss Emma.

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When you get back here,
you better tell me why Jesus wept.

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You know what?
He probably was mad

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'cause they wouldn't let him put
jelly on his biscuit before he left.

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l ain't seen you in two days.

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And why you look so damn tired?

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Ricky, just be a man
and let me know.

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l'm being a man.

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lf you got somebody else,
then just say it.

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You don't need to be slippin'
and slidin' and hidin'.

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Nobody hidin'.
This ain't no subterfuge.

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- l just been busy.
- Doin' what?

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'Cause you sure ain't doin' me.
Who you doin'?

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And what the hell
is a subter-fudge?

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Listen, you know how it is,
all right?

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When we together,
we together.

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And when we not, we not.

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That Ricky, he's the man.

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Please. He's a clown.

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Be like Mike,
not like Rick.

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lf l was like Mike,
would you like me?

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- Brad Pitt.
- Mel Gibson.

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- Bill Clinton.
- Bill Clinton?

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He's a freak,
and l likes me a freaky man.

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lf l had to choose me
a white boy to sleep with,

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- l'd have to say Mini-Me.
- Mini-Me?

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Use your head.

238
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,215
- What?
- What?

239
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,988
Use your head.

240
00:17:20,095 --> 00:17:21,494
You bad girl!

241
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:27,027
Excuse me, Miss Watson.
l'm sorry.

242
00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:28,694
Hey, Dinka.

243
00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:30,396
- Good morning.
- What's up, D?

244
00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:32,838
Thank you, Dinka.
They look great.

245
00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:35,102
- Beautiful shoes.
- Thank you, Dinka.

246
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,351
Damn a Mini-Me.
l'll take me one of those.

247
00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:47,718
All l'm saying is we need
to keep our eye on Trent Lott.

248
00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:49,916
We need to know where
his ass is at all times. He racist!

249
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,077
He's the poster child
for stupid white men.

250
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:57,238
l don't know about that.
Dan Quayle couldn't spell ''potato.''

251
00:17:57,348 --> 00:18:00,249
You know what?
You right about that, Checkers.

252
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:01,409
You know what?

253
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:05,615
You can be a stupid white man
and get elected president. Twice!

254
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:09,420
All l'm saying is
if you're gonna have oral relations

255
00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:13,019
with an ugly, fat white girl
with low self-esteem, lock the door.

256
00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:18,017
Lock the door! Click.

257
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,848
Handle your business.

258
00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:21,251
There it is.

259
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,018
Calvin, come look.

260
00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:28,220
They're gonna lock your ass up
for talkin' like that.

261
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,228
When did they put that up?

262
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,304
Guess it ain't no titty bar.

263
00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:41,836
Hold up.

264
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,105
l can't believe this.

265
00:18:48,549 --> 00:18:50,642
- Quentin!
- Hey, Calvin.

266
00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:54,283
You like our sign?
Not too flashy, l hope.

267
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:57,414
l don't want it to fight
the funk of the neighborhood.

268
00:18:57,525 --> 00:19:00,619
l thought this was a club.
What is Nappy Cutz?

269
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:02,127
You never heard of us?

270
00:19:02,229 --> 00:19:05,596
lt's a franchise, the black man's
answer to Supercuts.

271
00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:07,291
Got ten locations nationwide.

272
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:11,168
This'll be the first one
in Chicago.

273
00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:15,003
Ten chairs with every amenity
the African-American male desires.

274
00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:17,751
- On my block?
- lt's just an alternative.

275
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,726
You the man.
Your shop is legendary.

276
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,355
Only business on the block
to survive the riots of '68.

277
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:23,933
We can't compete with you.

278
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,064
l gotta go.

279
00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:32,540
Listen, when 24/7 opens,
l'd love to buy you a latte.

280
00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,406
l can buy
my own damn latte.

281
00:19:35,512 --> 00:19:39,676
l know what this is.
You're tryin' to compete with us.

282
00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:43,752
lt's not a competition.

283
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:46,648
lt's a rout.

284
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,589
Your business will be closed
in six months, seven at the most.

285
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,684
When the bank forecloses,
l'm gonna buy your shop

286
00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,854
and turn it
into a more viable cash cow,

287
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:56,194
like a Bally's
or a Jamba Juice.

288
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:59,666
We could bypass all the stress
if you would sell it to me now.

289
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:04,704
But of course you wouldn't
do that--too much pride.

290
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:06,605
And l respect that.

291
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:13,109
l respect that, too.

292
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,123
You be safe out there.

293
00:20:22,225 --> 00:20:24,693
l was gonna say
the same thing to you.

294
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:31,062
What did slick-head negro want?

295
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,068
These guys fittin'
to open a shop on our block?

296
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,138
They're gonna take
all our customers.

297
00:20:36,239 --> 00:20:38,036
Quality Land Development
buyin' up everything.

298
00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:39,938
We just gotta
step up our game.

299
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:43,237
Hey, Rick, you handled
that deposit for me?

300
00:20:47,217 --> 00:20:50,118
You gonna have to cool it
on these extra activities.

301
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:53,951
l don't care about your vampire hours
as long as you do what l ask.

302
00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:55,752
lt's not what you think.

303
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,759
- l had some--
- Some bullshit to do.

304
00:20:57,861 --> 00:21:00,489
You should've asked me,
someone more dependable.

305
00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:02,121
Both of you can kiss my ass.

306
00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:05,599
Hold up, don't fall apart.
Don't fall apart.

307
00:21:05,702 --> 00:21:07,033
Not right now, okay?

308
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:09,367
We got competition on the block.

309
00:21:09,472 --> 00:21:11,667
And l guess change,
that's a good thing, right?

310
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:16,426
Well, it's free enterprise.
This is America.

311
00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:17,622
Shut up, Dinka.

312
00:21:17,731 --> 00:21:21,258
- Survival of the fittest.
- Says the privileged white boy.

313
00:21:21,368 --> 00:21:24,201
The privileged white boy
do a better job on that fade.

314
00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:27,830
You're starting to cross the line.
Relax yourself.

315
00:21:27,941 --> 00:21:29,875
Quit it. Quit it.

316
00:21:30,911 --> 00:21:33,471
Don't sweat it, Cal.
We got your back no matter what.

317
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:37,209
Come on, everybody, let's go back.
This ain't nothin'.

318
00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:40,081
l've seen this many times.
They come and they go.

319
00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:42,883
We gonna be all right.
We gonna be fine.

320
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:46,585
- Man, why you trippin' back there?
- Why you frontin', man?

321
00:21:46,693 --> 00:21:48,684
l know you're
supposed to be the superstar,

322
00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:51,788
but don't you ever
roll up on my customers.

323
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:54,094
- What was you thinkin'?
- You're right, man.

324
00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:57,466
Okay, it's my bad.
lt's my bad.

325
00:21:57,571 --> 00:21:59,869
His fade was
a little crooked, though.

326
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:04,442
lt's hard being that good, ain't it?

327
00:22:04,545 --> 00:22:07,309
Look, Cal,
akumenang.com

328
00:22:08,415 --> 00:22:09,848
ht's thhe pnrofessionnalismm
thhat is bestowed uponn mme

329
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,666
whhenn h comme innto Nappy Cutz
thhat h appnreciate.

330
00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:16,602
Did that boy say
''bestowed upon me''?

331
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:17,832
That's what it sounded like.

332
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,965
ht's thhe bikinni waxes
thhat h love...

333
00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:21,737
Look at the couches, man,
and the lighting.

334
00:22:21,844 --> 00:22:23,072
Look at that.

335
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:24,942
Last week
h hhad mme a mmilk bathh.

336
00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:26,640
What?

337
00:22:26,749 --> 00:22:27,943
Ohh. baby.

338
00:22:28,051 --> 00:22:30,519
They dippin' sisters
in milk over there?

339
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:34,750
Give me some cookies.
l'll go over there myself.

340
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,291
Was that...

341
00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:41,955
- That was him!
- lt looked like him.

342
00:22:42,065 --> 00:22:44,033
That's a look-alike.
How can they get him?

343
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,464
Turn that mess off.

344
00:22:46,602 --> 00:22:49,036
That little girl is nasty!

345
00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:51,231
Back to work.

346
00:22:51,341 --> 00:22:53,935
Checker Fred, back to checkers.

347
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:56,511
My boys up in Memphis
go to Nappy Cut.

348
00:22:56,612 --> 00:22:58,603
They said it's off the chain.

349
00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:00,546
They got honeys in bikinis,

350
00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:02,584
be serving wine when they
walk through the door.

351
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:03,913
That ain't nothin'.

352
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:07,148
l heard they got fish
in the floor, swimming.

353
00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:08,814
You standin' on top of them.

354
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:11,587
You could pick a fish out,
get it baked, broiled,

355
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:15,061
fried, grilled,
fondued, souffléd,

356
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:17,223
- sautéed, sushied, all that.
- Fondued?

357
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,631
l like that whole massage thing.

358
00:23:19,736 --> 00:23:20,964
That's tight.

359
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:22,799
Let me tell you all somethin'.

360
00:23:22,905 --> 00:23:24,736
That's not a real barbershop.

361
00:23:24,841 --> 00:23:29,039
That's a fake, franchise,
corporate version of a barbershop.

362
00:23:29,145 --> 00:23:30,669
That's why they got gimmicks.

363
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:33,408
They ain't got
no real character up in there.

364
00:23:33,516 --> 00:23:37,077
A real barbershop got real people,
real conversation,

365
00:23:37,186 --> 00:23:40,155
and most of all, real barbers,
and that's what we got here.

366
00:23:41,324 --> 00:23:42,985
Calvin, my man!

367
00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:44,582
Oh, God.

368
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:47,288
Kenard. Hold up.
Dude, look--

369
00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:49,262
l love you, cuz.
l love you, man.

370
00:23:49,365 --> 00:23:51,458
l finished barber school
on Wednesday,

371
00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:53,364
and now l'm working
in a shop today.

372
00:23:53,469 --> 00:23:56,563
That's how family
supposed to do for each other.

373
00:23:56,672 --> 00:23:59,607
- Did Jennifer call you?
- l spoke to her this morning.

374
00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:02,439
Did she tell you that
maybe l'll try you out? Maybe?

375
00:24:02,545 --> 00:24:03,978
l'm down with trying out.

376
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,743
l'm about to be
Rookie of the Year up in here.

377
00:24:09,185 --> 00:24:10,743
That's me, man?

378
00:24:12,321 --> 00:24:15,290
Baby, you're putting me
in the front chair?

379
00:24:15,391 --> 00:24:17,291
The best chair in the shop.

380
00:24:17,393 --> 00:24:19,588
That's how family
supposed to do.

381
00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:21,390
You right, too much love.

382
00:24:21,497 --> 00:24:24,523
What's up, player?
How you feelin'? All right.

383
00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:27,125
Freddie Douglass!
You old school! Come on.

384
00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:30,171
You can do it.
Come on, now. All right!

385
00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:31,604
What's up, girlfriend?

386
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:35,073
Okay, okay.
What's up, brother?

387
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:36,736
Everything cool?

388
00:24:36,846 --> 00:24:38,609
Don't leave me hanging.

389
00:24:38,714 --> 00:24:40,807
Mutombo!
What'd you shave your head for?

390
00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,886
l'm with you, brother.
We goin' back to Africa.

391
00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:48,521
Beauties.

392
00:24:49,959 --> 00:24:51,119
Hello.

393
00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:52,820
Mia!

394
00:24:55,364 --> 00:24:56,353
Naomi!

395
00:24:56,466 --> 00:24:58,627
You know you know me.

396
00:24:59,669 --> 00:25:01,933
l know you not gonna let him
put them pictures up,

397
00:25:02,038 --> 00:25:04,836
not when you made me
take Lola Falana down.

398
00:25:04,941 --> 00:25:06,203
Kenard.

399
00:25:06,309 --> 00:25:08,470
lt's a probationary period.

400
00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:11,741
You understand probation,
don't you?

401
00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:13,042
Who is this orphan?

402
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:15,531
All right, all right.

403
00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:18,637
Rich, where you at, man?

404
00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:22,174
Ain't never seen nothin'
like that in your life.

405
00:25:23,643 --> 00:25:24,905
Yeah, that's good.

406
00:25:26,346 --> 00:25:27,643
Tighten myself up.

407
00:25:27,747 --> 00:25:30,511
Yo, Big C, explain him.

408
00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:33,616
Call my wife, man.
That's her people.

409
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,982
Damn.

410
00:25:35,755 --> 00:25:37,882
Who's next?
Come on.

411
00:25:37,991 --> 00:25:40,892
Have a seat right here.
Kenard's chair.

412
00:25:44,864 --> 00:25:47,298
That aroma is
kind of gettin' to me.

413
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,230
What kind of coffee is that?

414
00:25:49,953 --> 00:25:53,389
lt's not a coffee.
lt's a chai with soy.

415
00:25:53,489 --> 00:25:55,957
Okay, so it's herbal.
Yeah, it's herbal.

416
00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:59,119
You must be a lot like me.
You lactose intolerant.

417
00:25:59,228 --> 00:26:02,129
Yeah, l'm lactose intolerant.
l go near a cow,

418
00:26:02,231 --> 00:26:05,462
and my behind blow up
like Dizzy Gillespie.

419
00:26:06,135 --> 00:26:07,830
Downright flatulent.

420
00:26:08,771 --> 00:26:10,068
And the smell.

421
00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:12,437
Man, the smell that come
out of there,

422
00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:15,102
it's so bad, sometimes
l have to set myself outside.

423
00:26:15,211 --> 00:26:17,679
l'm not lactose intolerant,
all right?

424
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:21,011
l have a very healthy metabolism.

425
00:26:21,117 --> 00:26:25,816
l tried to have some of them little,
bitty Milky Ways--the small one.

426
00:26:25,922 --> 00:26:28,254
l ate two of them
at a party one night,

427
00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:30,484
and, man, it just got...

428
00:26:33,396 --> 00:26:37,264
l just couldn't control it.
lt was the lactose intoleration.

429
00:26:37,366 --> 00:26:39,459
Listen, l'm not lactose intolerant.

430
00:26:39,569 --> 00:26:43,801
Look, man, all that's fine.
l'm trying to help you.

431
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,999
lt's just not fair
for your date.

432
00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:48,669
You gotta think about
if you on a date

433
00:26:48,778 --> 00:26:51,042
and you up here
sneakin' 'em off,

434
00:26:51,147 --> 00:26:53,274
and she's trying to wonder,

435
00:26:53,382 --> 00:26:57,751
''He seem like he dressed nice,
he seems clean, but what is that smell?''

436
00:26:57,854 --> 00:27:00,914
And you tryin' to act like
you ain't got no--

437
00:27:01,023 --> 00:27:03,548
Take care of yourself.

438
00:27:03,659 --> 00:27:06,992
Sir, l am very nice
to black people, okay?

439
00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:08,188
Nice to black people?

440
00:27:08,297 --> 00:27:10,390
You better be,
especially me.

441
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,060
l keep my stuff with me, okay?
l cut you.

442
00:27:13,169 --> 00:27:17,697
You can look me up on the lnternet,
akumenang.com

443
00:27:17,807 --> 00:27:20,435
That's me right there
lookin' at you.

444
00:27:27,984 --> 00:27:29,918
- Hey, watch it!
- Move!

445
00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:46,699
Your precious love

446
00:27:51,874 --> 00:27:53,774
Your precious love

447
00:27:55,778 --> 00:28:00,078
Heaven must have sent you
from above

448
00:28:00,183 --> 00:28:02,549
Must have sent you, baby

449
00:28:02,652 --> 00:28:06,850
Heaven must have sent
your precious love

450
00:28:06,956 --> 00:28:10,221
Your precious love

451
00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:13,124
To find a love like ours

452
00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:14,423
Stop!

453
00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:18,495
- To find
- To find

454
00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:19,727
With your finger.

455
00:28:19,836 --> 00:28:21,201
To find

456
00:28:21,404 --> 00:28:23,304
To find

457
00:28:23,406 --> 00:28:25,499
Your finger goin' up there,
but you not.

458
00:28:25,608 --> 00:28:28,236
l need to find a new tenor.

459
00:28:28,344 --> 00:28:32,178
Man. l wish
my brother Darnell was out.

460
00:28:45,094 --> 00:28:47,119
Eddie, where you goin'?

461
00:29:01,393 --> 00:29:03,691
What the hell's
the matter with you?

462
00:29:05,964 --> 00:29:07,488
Taxi!

463
00:29:10,102 --> 00:29:12,866
- Get out of the way, fool!
- l can't wait for you.

464
00:29:26,218 --> 00:29:28,914
There's a guy
on the other side of the rig!

465
00:29:32,391 --> 00:29:35,258
Get off the truck!
Get off!

466
00:30:09,444 --> 00:30:11,412
You wanna know my name, right?

467
00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:12,980
Yeah.

468
00:30:13,081 --> 00:30:14,742
Loretta.

469
00:30:17,285 --> 00:30:18,616
Yeah.

470
00:30:27,128 --> 00:30:29,187
l'm not saying
we made out of money.

471
00:30:29,297 --> 00:30:31,891
l'm just saying we need
to step it up a little bit.

472
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,332
We're about to get punked
by Nappy Cutz.

473
00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:36,631
lf you don't think big,
you'll never be big.

474
00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:40,538
Calvin, you run a family operation.
You do not need to step it up.

475
00:30:40,642 --> 00:30:44,408
Them clowns at Nappy Cutz, they're not
about to take away your business.

476
00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:47,777
Your shop is
a neighborhood institution.

477
00:30:47,882 --> 00:30:48,940
Come on.

478
00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:52,042
People don't care about institutions.
They got fish in the floor.

479
00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:54,488
Just swimmin' around.

480
00:30:54,589 --> 00:30:58,685
You can get it fried, baked,
sautéed, sushi--

481
00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:02,194
- Who told you that?
- Little Rodney at the shop.

482
00:31:02,297 --> 00:31:05,391
Little Rodney told you
he saw fish in the floor.

483
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,196
Well, he actually didn't see
the fish in the floor,

484
00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:09,827
but his cousin in Atlanta
saw fish.

485
00:31:09,938 --> 00:31:10,927
You know that's ridiculous.

486
00:31:12,356 --> 00:31:14,415
Little Rodney probably
heard it from somebody

487
00:31:14,525 --> 00:31:16,755
who heard it from somebody else
who was at Nappy Cutz

488
00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:19,159
when they dropped their
Filet-O-Fish onn the floor.

489
00:31:25,236 --> 00:31:27,932
That's ridiculous.
l can't believe you said that.

490
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,572
Sun salutation, ladies.

491
00:31:39,684 --> 00:31:43,643
Feet together,
bringing it to prayer pose.

492
00:31:43,754 --> 00:31:46,882
And reach!

493
00:31:48,609 --> 00:31:51,077
Butterfly, butterfly.

494
00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:53,676
Bringing it back to prayer pose.

495
00:31:55,182 --> 00:31:57,309
Deep ujjayi breath.

496
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,408
Breathing in radiance,

497
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:02,545
beauty, light.

498
00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:06,019
Breathing out
any heavy burdens.

499
00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:10,825
The key to enlightenment
is to work through your anger,

500
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:13,729
not have your anger
work through you.

501
00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:16,834
First position.

502
00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,664
One, two, three.

503
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,072
He ain't shit!
He ain't shit!

504
00:32:35,756 --> 00:32:38,190
Jimmy! What's the deal?

505
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:39,553
What's up?

506
00:32:41,595 --> 00:32:43,722
Lookin' good, baby boy!

507
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,695
Always, always.

508
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,027
Still ain't shit.

509
00:32:47,134 --> 00:32:48,396
Just a little while ago,
he was cuttin' hair.

510
00:32:51,988 --> 00:32:54,889
- Good morning. Good morning.
- Alderman Brown's office.

511
00:32:54,991 --> 00:32:56,458
- Good morning, Maggie.
- Good morning, sir.

512
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:59,926
- Any messages?
- Yes, sir. A whole stack.

513
00:33:02,432 --> 00:33:03,990
- Good morning, Alderman.
- Good morning.

514
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,967
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, Jimmy.

515
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:10,471
- l'd like a moment if you have it.
- l don't. This faithful constituent

516
00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:12,768
is in need of counsel,
and l have to provide it.

517
00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:15,208
Reach one, teach one.
Remember that.

518
00:33:15,311 --> 00:33:18,712
lt's an issue of vital importance
and it'll only take a minute.

519
00:33:20,984 --> 00:33:23,544
- You have 59 seconds.
- Thank you.

520
00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:28,056
- Have a seat.
- Thank you, sir.

521
00:33:28,158 --> 00:33:29,182
Not you.

522
00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:34,896
l wanted to bring to your attention
a particular concern of mine.

523
00:33:34,998 --> 00:33:37,023
Are you familiar with Calvin's Barbershop
on 79th and Exchange?

524
00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:41,714
Yeah, l'm aware of it.

525
00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:44,381
They're opening a Nappy Cutz
across the street.

526
00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:47,119
Yeah, l know all about it.

527
00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:50,259
Shouldn't we do something
about that?

528
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:54,763
Why should we?

529
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:58,201
Competition is
a cornerstone of democracy.

530
00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:01,273
The future is not what it used to be.
Remember that.

531
00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:05,743
But you did say you wanted
to keep that particular area fertile

532
00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:07,540
for small-business interests.

533
00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:11,048
Fertile.
l did say that, didn't l?

534
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:15,610
This boy is gonna be the governor
of the state of lllinois one day

535
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:18,247
if he learns to do what l say
when l say it.

536
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:23,619
Now, l'm not one for explanations,
explanatory things explained.

537
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,824
Write a report and have it
on my desk by the end of the month.

538
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:29,424
Sir, l think we should move
faster than that.

539
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:32,369
Think need, not speed.

540
00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:37,102
lt's better to measure
a thing ten times and cut once

541
00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:40,407
than to measure once
and cut ten times.

542
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,879
Your minute is up, son.

543
00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,784
This is gonna be great
for the neighborhood.

544
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:54,325
We'll see.

545
00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:55,951
Here he comes.

546
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,324
- What's up, Samir?
- Not much.

547
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,901
- How are you doing?
- All right.

548
00:35:03,002 --> 00:35:05,368
Very nice shirt on you.

549
00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,496
We need to talk to you, Calvin.

550
00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:08,972
What's going on?

551
00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:11,475
We've been approached
by Quality Land Development.

552
00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:14,342
They're building a cineplex there
and they're making us an offer.

553
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:16,506
We're thinking
about taking that offer.

554
00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:18,641
The money isn't bad.

555
00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:21,219
Plus, the money isn't bad.

556
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:25,348
Stew sold him his cleaners and took
his Viagra-popping ass to Miami.

557
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,187
l ain't mad at the brother.

558
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:30,524
What's that got to do with me?
You got your mind made up.

559
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,793
No, we haven't.
But l bet if you came on board

560
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:37,199
and sold them the barbershop,
they'd probably pay us double.

561
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,635
- That would change my mind.
- Absolutely.

562
00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:42,037
- Y'all know l can't do that.
- Why not?

563
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:43,608
We've been there since '58.

564
00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:47,306
So if y'all wanna sell
and go down to Florida

565
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,507
with them funky-ass voting booths,
you can go ahead.

566
00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:52,585
But l've gotta keep mine.

567
00:35:52,685 --> 00:35:53,379
You're making a mistake, bro.

568
00:35:54,803 --> 00:35:58,068
No, my friend, you're thinking
about this all the wrong way.

569
00:35:58,173 --> 00:36:01,336
Calvin, there's a lot of money
to be made here, son.

570
00:36:01,443 --> 00:36:02,842
Go talk to your boy.

571
00:36:03,879 --> 00:36:06,848
Come on, babies.
Today is the day.

572
00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:09,679
We came a long road
to get here.

573
00:36:09,785 --> 00:36:10,945
Pay attention.

574
00:36:11,053 --> 00:36:12,645
Lighten up.

575
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:15,383
You come in here some days

576
00:36:15,491 --> 00:36:17,482
looking like Joe Frazier
in Jamaica.

577
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:21,154
People don't like that.
You're too pretty.

578
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,662
Learn how to cook.

579
00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:24,027
l know how to cook.

580
00:36:24,133 --> 00:36:27,193
Make him hush puppies
or a Spanish omelet.

581
00:36:29,138 --> 00:36:30,503
- Hey there, Calvin.
- Hey, Calvin.

582
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,432
- What's up, Cal?
- Yo, lsaac.

583
00:36:33,542 --> 00:36:35,271
What's up, boss man?

584
00:36:35,377 --> 00:36:37,504
You all know
why l called this meeting.

585
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:41,572
Nappy Necks, whatever they want
to call theyself across the street,

586
00:36:41,683 --> 00:36:43,776
is openin' up in three weeks,

587
00:36:43,886 --> 00:36:45,979
and they're tryin' to get
our ass out of here,

588
00:36:46,088 --> 00:36:48,579
like it or not,
and we ain't havin' it.

589
00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:50,749
- You know what l mean?
- Damn straight.

590
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,554
So my plan is this.

591
00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:55,323
Fire up the barbecue in the back,

592
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,888
have a little
customer-appreciation cookout.

593
00:36:59,001 --> 00:37:01,026
That's smart.
That's good thinking.

594
00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:05,537
Just burgers and dogs,
free haircuts for the kids.

595
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:09,004
Show the people
we care about 'em.

596
00:37:09,111 --> 00:37:11,477
Show them that
whatever they goin' through,

597
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,138
we down with them.

598
00:37:13,248 --> 00:37:14,237
- You feel me?
- l feel you, Calvin.

599
00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:16,662
Definitely.

600
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,066
Man, l feel all of that.

601
00:37:19,171 --> 00:37:20,638
lt all makes sense.

602
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,572
That's why l got to raise
your booth rent.

603
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,233
What?

604
00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:26,935
You can't do that.

605
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,639
- lt's my first day.
- Why, Calvin?

606
00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,446
We got to pay
for this somehow.

607
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:37,781
Forget about it. We in a crisis,
and you can double my rent.

608
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,880
- You don't even pay no rent.
- What?

609
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,826
ln that case, triple it, then.

610
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,159
Not to throw salt, but why
you don't pay no booth rent?

611
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:50,633
l don't pay rent
'cause l don't pay rent. Okay?

612
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:54,069
So pour out your cup of haterade
and sop it up off the floor

613
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,764
and get some business.

614
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:59,469
Also, l want to institute
a couple of new rules.

615
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:02,308
You comin' at me with too much.

616
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,882
That's all for one day.
Take baby steps.

617
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,097
Rule number one--
no more profanity.

618
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:10,693
l know you about to say something.
Don't even say it.

619
00:38:10,805 --> 00:38:14,468
l ain't sayin' nothin'.
l'm thinkin' it.

620
00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:17,240
Rule number two--
don't be late.

621
00:38:17,345 --> 00:38:20,473
Who was it that said, ''Be on
time for something other than...''

622
00:38:20,581 --> 00:38:23,141
- ''...before 1 1 :00 at the club.''
- That's what it was.

623
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:26,311
Y'all got jokes.
My bad.

624
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:29,617
Kenard, them jet beauties,
they got to go, man.

625
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,123
Good.

626
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:33,989
They're my inspiration,
my muses.

627
00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,563
He made me take down
my picture of Lola Falana.

628
00:38:36,664 --> 00:38:38,996
l can't cut without the butt.

629
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,228
That's perfect for me
'cause maybe you'll quit.

630
00:38:43,704 --> 00:38:44,898
That's what l thought.

631
00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:48,737
We're going to be more
family friendly around here,

632
00:38:48,843 --> 00:38:51,505
and l want everybody to start
greeting the customers by name.

633
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,489
How are we supposed to know
everybody's name?

634
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,862
That's ridiculous.

635
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,565
He's not even showing up.

636
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,730
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!

637
00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:07,468
All that yapping leads me
to rule number three--

638
00:39:07,578 --> 00:39:10,069
no more loud talking.

639
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,273
What?!

640
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:28,488
Watch it.

641
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:38,970
Thank you, Calvin.

642
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:42,477
Horace, thanks, man.
l appreciate your coming through.

643
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,979
All right, Calvin.

644
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:46,106
- Take care, man.
- No problem.

645
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,618
- Appreciate your business.
- All right, Calvin.

646
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,415
God bless.

647
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:53,617
All right, Calvin.

648
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,021
Bye, Horace.

649
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:02,423
You're next.

650
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,125
What's up, Cal?

651
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:08,165
Thanks for what you're doing.
We appreciate it.

652
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:16,379
- Hi, Jimmy!
- Hey, everybody.

653
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,744
This is not happening.
We got an appointment.

654
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:22,580
You gotta get out of the chair.
Eight Mile gave me this time exactly.

655
00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:23,948
We're almost done.

656
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:26,717
l'll be right with you.

657
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,691
l'm terribly sorry
about the inconvenience.

658
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:34,094
Calvin, this is why
black business does not succeed.

659
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:35,426
We're never on time.

660
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:39,333
You're always coming in late.
You leave early.

661
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,769
Giving to the needy and the greedy
instead of the deserving.

662
00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:44,306
And double-booking our clients!

663
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:47,241
Why do you have a schedule
if you ain't gonna use it?

664
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:51,405
lt is 1 1 :02. That means your man
has to get out of the chair.

665
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:54,643
That means it's my time,
and l'm not havin' it.

666
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:58,017
Come on, man, you gotta bounce.
This is ridiculous.

667
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,851
Vamoose.
Come on, let's go.

668
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:04,084
- Get him.
- Sit your ass down!

669
00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:10,325
Come on, have a seat.
Enough of it already.

670
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:11,025
Sit on down, West Wing.

671
00:41:12,452 --> 00:41:14,920
Up in here like you're from
Lifestyles of thhe Richh annd Fammous.

672
00:41:15,021 --> 00:41:18,582
Only reason you're in here is 'cause
your daddy didn't use a LifeStyle.

673
00:41:18,692 --> 00:41:22,321
l'll tell y'all one thing--
all y'all are doomed to fail.

674
00:41:22,429 --> 00:41:26,559
lt was nice and quiet in here,
the way l like it.

675
00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:30,033
Just hush.
Everything was hush.

676
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:36,299
Free barbecue--food, fun,
and free haircuts for the kids.

677
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,901
Bring 'em on down.
Bring all the kids.

678
00:41:39,012 --> 00:41:42,743
Here you go, girl.
We should have kids

679
00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:46,341
so we can bring 'em down
to this barbecue Friday.

680
00:41:46,453 --> 00:41:49,581
l think we can squeeze four
out of that ass.

681
00:41:49,689 --> 00:41:51,680
l didn't mean to insult you.
We could probably get five.

682
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,072
What's up, Tyson?
Free barbecue this Friday.

683
00:41:56,179 --> 00:41:59,876
Don't be eyeballin' me.
You ain't hard. l'm just playin'.

684
00:41:59,983 --> 00:42:01,382
Boy, it's hot out here.

685
00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:05,215
l'm tired of handing out these fliers,
but my cousin say l gotta do it.

686
00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:08,654
Before they got his ass,
they was all over there together--

687
00:42:08,758 --> 00:42:12,489
Saddam, Osama, all of them
livin' in a big old beach house

688
00:42:12,595 --> 00:42:13,926
just kickin' it.

689
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,794
Got all the money in the world

690
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,266
and some of them ho's
from the Snoop video.

691
00:42:19,369 --> 00:42:23,305
They just freakin' 'em.
Freakin' em all, boy.

692
00:42:23,406 --> 00:42:26,034
- And ldi Amin over there, too.
- l thought he--

693
00:42:26,142 --> 00:42:29,111
No, no, he ain't dead.
No, he ain't dead.

694
00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:33,512
You can't kill no big
Yaphet Kotto-looking Zulu nigga.

695
00:42:33,616 --> 00:42:36,710
- You know better than that.
- Eddie, you need to quit it.

696
00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:37,911
Let me get some ribs!

697
00:42:38,021 --> 00:42:42,390
- Can l fix you a plate, Dinka?
- No, l'm trying to watch it.

698
00:42:42,492 --> 00:42:44,187
You don't need to watch it.

699
00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:49,059
She throwin' it at you, dawg.
What's up with that?

700
00:42:49,165 --> 00:42:53,625
Shawna is a nice woman,
but l don't know if she's the one for me.

701
00:42:53,736 --> 00:42:56,170
Who the one for you? Terri?

702
00:42:56,272 --> 00:42:58,740
You need to let that go.
That's not gonna happen.

703
00:42:58,841 --> 00:43:00,138
That's the good news.

704
00:43:00,243 --> 00:43:04,577
You don't need a loud, evil,
neck-rollin' chicken-head like Terri.

705
00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:06,945
That's what you need.
Go on.

706
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,579
Go on over there.

707
00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:14,182
Go on.

708
00:43:14,757 --> 00:43:18,921
lsaac, run to the store
and grab me some ice.

709
00:43:19,028 --> 00:43:20,859
We're running short on ice.

710
00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:22,989
Kenard ain't doin' nothin'.

711
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:26,032
Yeah, man, but l asked you.

712
00:43:27,437 --> 00:43:29,462
Don't do me like that, man.

713
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:31,802
Can you get me
some ice or not?

714
00:43:31,908 --> 00:43:35,901
No disrespect, Cal, but l've been
bustin' my ass in there for you.

715
00:43:36,012 --> 00:43:38,378
l've been bringin' in
a lot of business.

716
00:43:38,481 --> 00:43:41,006
- l see you.
- So why you treatin' me like a scrub?

717
00:43:41,117 --> 00:43:44,280
l treat you like
everybody else around here.

718
00:43:44,387 --> 00:43:47,788
l'm happy you got it goin' on now,
but l need some ice.

719
00:43:47,890 --> 00:43:49,824
Can you handle that for me?

720
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:53,021
- Yeah.
- Get the ice.

721
00:43:53,129 --> 00:43:54,687
Two bags.

722
00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:57,661
Thank you, lsaac.

723
00:43:58,201 --> 00:43:59,668
Where you goin'?

724
00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:01,498
Cal wants me
to handle some business.

725
00:44:01,604 --> 00:44:03,128
Store run.

726
00:44:04,307 --> 00:44:06,332
Can you bring back
some toothpicks?

727
00:44:06,442 --> 00:44:09,900
The minty kind.
Minty freshness.

728
00:44:10,013 --> 00:44:11,241
Right on.

729
00:44:11,614 --> 00:44:14,777
Oh, yeah. She want
one of Uncle Eddie's burgers.

730
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:19,613
That is one right there.
That's delicious.

731
00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:21,884
This is burnt.

732
00:44:21,991 --> 00:44:24,016
No, baby, that ain't burnt.

733
00:44:24,127 --> 00:44:25,458
That's barbecue.

734
00:44:26,896 --> 00:44:28,386
See that brother over there?

735
00:44:30,099 --> 00:44:31,396
That's burnt.

736
00:44:31,501 --> 00:44:33,492
Well, why can't l have
another one?

737
00:44:33,603 --> 00:44:36,333
'Cause you can't.
Now, look, it's free, ain't it?

738
00:44:36,439 --> 00:44:39,465
There's people over
in Ethiopia starvin',

739
00:44:39,575 --> 00:44:41,702
and you sittin'
over here complainin'.

740
00:44:41,811 --> 00:44:44,541
- l'm not gonna eat it.
- You sure ain't.

741
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,614
l hate you!
l'm gonna tell my auntie.

742
00:44:50,887 --> 00:44:52,718
Go to the crack house and tell her.

743
00:44:52,822 --> 00:44:55,256
Ain't nobody scared!
Tell your auntie!

744
00:44:55,358 --> 00:44:57,690
This is Eddie.
l ain't scared of nothin'.

745
00:44:57,794 --> 00:45:00,922
You can tell whoever you want to.

746
00:45:01,030 --> 00:45:04,090
- What'd you do to that little girl?
- l ain't do nothin' to her.

747
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,431
Little Moesha tryin' to criticize
my culinary skill.

748
00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:10,028
l ain't scared!
Get your auntie!

749
00:45:10,139 --> 00:45:12,232
Eddie, man, don't be so crazy.

750
00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:15,470
l should've known your old ass
was startin' trouble.

751
00:45:15,578 --> 00:45:17,910
- Hold on, Gina.
- Oh, shit.

752
00:45:18,014 --> 00:45:20,278
- lt was just a misunderstanding.
- Ain't no misunderstanding.

753
00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:22,613
l should've known
you was out here actin' a fool.

754
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,622
l'm tryin' to teach little
Sister Souljah here some discipline.

755
00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:31,872
Now, it's obvious
the way she bein' raised,

756
00:45:31,977 --> 00:45:34,309
she headed
straight for the peniten-sherary.

757
00:45:34,413 --> 00:45:37,712
Raised? Maybe if you stopped
raising your hand to your mouth,

758
00:45:37,816 --> 00:45:40,717
you wouldn't look like Shamu
of the South Side.

759
00:45:41,353 --> 00:45:43,913
Okay. l see where you're
trying to go with it.

760
00:45:44,023 --> 00:45:46,218
What kind of man
treat a little girl that way?

761
00:45:46,325 --> 00:45:48,259
l wouldn't expect you
to know what a man is.

762
00:45:49,979 --> 00:45:51,241
But l'm gonna give you a clue.

763
00:45:51,346 --> 00:45:53,507
Give you a hint,
throw you a lifeline.

764
00:45:53,615 --> 00:45:56,140
lt's one of them things
you can't keep!

765
00:45:56,251 --> 00:45:58,913
Oh, l can keep a man.
l can keep a man.

766
00:45:59,021 --> 00:45:59,988
No, you can't.

767
00:46:00,089 --> 00:46:02,250
l ain't want you, Calvin.
What about you?

768
00:46:02,357 --> 00:46:04,689
The last woman you slept with
was battery-operated.

769
00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:07,593
So? And she was white, too.

770
00:46:07,696 --> 00:46:10,790
l had a black one, but the bitch
didn't know when to keep her mouth shut.

771
00:46:12,568 --> 00:46:15,662
- Why's she gotta be a bitch?
- Why you gotta get up on me?

772
00:46:15,771 --> 00:46:17,966
- Be cool, now.
- Shut up, Calvin.

773
00:46:18,073 --> 00:46:20,132
- Who you tellin' to shut up?
- You.

774
00:46:20,242 --> 00:46:24,144
Everybody get out of here,
little kids and big kids.

775
00:46:24,246 --> 00:46:26,976
l'm gonna tell you
what the problem is.

776
00:46:27,082 --> 00:46:29,983
What's the problem?
What's the problem?

777
00:46:30,085 --> 00:46:33,350
- You don't know your role.
- Know your role. Speak on.

778
00:46:33,455 --> 00:46:36,117
ls you living
in the dark ages or something?

779
00:46:36,225 --> 00:46:39,023
- Do l look like Gina Cleaver?
- Hell, no.

780
00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:42,791
What's your role, watching ESPN
and holding your shit all day?

781
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:47,596
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Nothin' wrong with that.

782
00:46:47,703 --> 00:46:48,795
What you tryin' to say?

783
00:46:48,904 --> 00:46:52,203
Get your lazy ass
off my couch and get a job.

784
00:46:52,307 --> 00:46:53,899
Get a damn job.

785
00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:55,340
Y'all got all the jobs.

786
00:46:55,444 --> 00:46:57,309
- That's kind of true.
- Shut up, Calvin.

787
00:46:57,412 --> 00:47:00,904
You got one more time
to tell me to shut up.

788
00:47:01,016 --> 00:47:03,075
You got a lot of nerve
charging these sisters out here

789
00:47:03,185 --> 00:47:06,382
money to get their hair did,
and you lookin' like Chewbacca.

790
00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:12,521
Don't listen to him.
You look good, girl.

791
00:47:12,628 --> 00:47:15,324
What about you?
Look at that damn 'fro.

792
00:47:15,430 --> 00:47:18,297
What you be doin',
sweepin' up the shop with it?

793
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:25,563
l do what Calvin
need me to do every now and then.

794
00:47:25,674 --> 00:47:29,770
What Calvin needs you to do is get
off your fat ass and cut some heads.

795
00:47:29,878 --> 00:47:33,211
How you gonna talk about size
when you one Reese's Pieces away

796
00:47:33,315 --> 00:47:35,215
from Jenny Craig yourself?

797
00:47:35,317 --> 00:47:36,477
What you doin'?

798
00:47:37,186 --> 00:47:40,519
l know you ain't--
Don't get in my pool.

799
00:47:40,622 --> 00:47:41,782
l'm in your pool.

800
00:47:41,890 --> 00:47:44,688
Let me tell you something,
you old negro spiritual.

801
00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,784
Wadin' in the water

802
00:47:46,895 --> 00:47:49,887
The next time you snatch some food
out of my niece's hand,

803
00:47:49,998 --> 00:47:51,488
l'm gonna kick your ass,

804
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,761
and then l'm gonna burn
your freedom papers.

805
00:47:53,869 --> 00:47:56,303
And trust me,
l'm just big enough to do it.

806
00:47:56,405 --> 00:47:59,533
Can't nobody argue with that.

807
00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:02,109
Don't worry.
She ain't about to do nothin'.

808
00:48:02,211 --> 00:48:06,545
l got a reputation
to keep up around here.

809
00:48:06,648 --> 00:48:09,139
And that little girl
is a devil child, now.

810
00:48:09,251 --> 00:48:11,617
Look, l know she bad.
That's why you come to me.

811
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,211
She got to snappin'
her neck around,

812
00:48:14,323 --> 00:48:15,722
l got to get back at her.

813
00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:19,954
l'm sorry. You make sure
she get that, okay?

814
00:48:21,797 --> 00:48:23,628
Put one of them links on.

815
00:48:23,732 --> 00:48:26,257
- You think she want a link?
- She want a link.

816
00:48:26,368 --> 00:48:28,529
Which one? Right here?

817
00:48:28,637 --> 00:48:31,003
Give me that one right there.

818
00:48:31,106 --> 00:48:33,006
Okay. You give her that, now.

819
00:48:33,108 --> 00:48:35,941
You make sure she get that
and tell her Uncle Eddie's sorry.

820
00:48:36,044 --> 00:48:38,911
- Me and you cool, all right?
- Yeah, we cool.

821
00:48:39,014 --> 00:48:42,245
You got a little somethin'
right there. Get that.

822
00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:44,148
Now get your elbow.

823
00:48:44,253 --> 00:48:46,016
l ain't got nothin'
on my elbow.

824
00:48:46,121 --> 00:48:48,612
Look like a gingerbread man.

825
00:48:49,591 --> 00:48:52,492
l bet that link
don't make it on the inside.

826
00:49:44,446 --> 00:49:46,141
How'd you get with a girl like that?

827
00:49:46,248 --> 00:49:48,478
Get that door
for little Calvin, Junior.

828
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:51,211
l got what they call
that savoir faire.

829
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,288
She fine.

830
00:50:12,407 --> 00:50:15,240
Now, l know you ain't payin'
that nappy negro no heed.

831
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:18,871
- Why you even sweatin' it, Cal?
- That Web site's been in my head.

832
00:50:18,981 --> 00:50:21,677
That Web site don't
mean nothin', Cal, man.

833
00:50:21,783 --> 00:50:25,014
Don't even tell you what
it might be like on the inside.

834
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,088
Come on, let's get ready
for our customers.

835
00:50:27,189 --> 00:50:29,180
- Jimmy, hold it there.
- All right.

836
00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:30,849
Yeah, yeah.

837
00:51:02,591 --> 00:51:04,252
What the hell goin' on?

838
00:51:08,296 --> 00:51:12,198
Since y'all wanna be funny,
no rap before 1 2:00 now.

839
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:13,597
Come on, man.

840
00:51:15,270 --> 00:51:18,535
Y'all just clownin' up in here.

841
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,473
- Eddie, where the hot wings?
- l tried to tell 'em.

842
00:51:23,412 --> 00:51:26,176
You need a man
that's gonna take care of you.

843
00:51:26,281 --> 00:51:28,340
l'm talkin' about a good man.

844
00:51:29,051 --> 00:51:30,609
A Muslim man.

845
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,313
- And you that man?
- Could be.

846
00:51:33,422 --> 00:51:36,755
Sorry. Once you a customer,
can't have no relations.

847
00:51:36,858 --> 00:51:37,984
Bad for business.

848
00:51:38,093 --> 00:51:39,720
She just had a pork chop.

849
00:51:39,828 --> 00:51:41,955
She ain't tryin' to hear nothin'
about no Nation of lslam.

850
00:51:42,064 --> 00:51:43,554
- Shut up.
- l heard that.

851
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:46,225
That pork be callin' me, too.

852
00:51:46,334 --> 00:51:47,858
Let me tell you somethin'.

853
00:51:47,969 --> 00:51:50,802
Nation of lslam is more
than a pork-free diet.

854
00:51:50,906 --> 00:51:53,875
lt is the word of Allah
as told to the Prophet Muhammad.

855
00:51:53,975 --> 00:51:56,341
Look, all l know
is l'm down with Jesus.

856
00:51:56,445 --> 00:51:59,608
Watch what you say
'cause l'm holdin' the clippers.

857
00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:02,012
- Change the subject.
- Exactly.

858
00:52:02,117 --> 00:52:03,744
l got a question.

859
00:52:03,852 --> 00:52:06,912
You don't find it odd,
as a black woman,

860
00:52:07,022 --> 00:52:09,547
to have a savior
who looks like Kenny G?

861
00:52:09,658 --> 00:52:11,216
- Kenny G?
- That's right.

862
00:52:11,326 --> 00:52:13,794
Now, his Christmas album
was tight.

863
00:52:13,895 --> 00:52:15,863
Look, Jesus is not white.

864
00:52:15,964 --> 00:52:18,125
He's Caublinasian,
like Tiger Woods.

865
00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:20,793
And you just about workin'
my last nerve.

866
00:52:20,902 --> 00:52:22,699
Pay Calvin.

867
00:52:23,572 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaking of Muslims,
is Ahmad Rashad Muslim?

868
00:52:26,541 --> 00:52:28,532
l don't ever see him wear
one of those bow ties.

869
00:52:41,690 --> 00:52:43,248
Sorry. Did l wake you?

870
00:52:44,459 --> 00:52:46,120
Late night of creepin'?

871
00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:49,726
You don't know jack
about me, girl.

872
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,725
You know what your problem is?

873
00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:58,898
You know what onne
of your problems is?

874
00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:01,407
- You're bitter.
- l'm through, is what l am.

875
00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:06,038
That nice Terri routine?
Ain't nobody fallin' for that.

876
00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:09,242
A nice woman wouldn't
be doggin' my man Dinka.

877
00:53:09,351 --> 00:53:11,285
Dinka?
Ain't nobody doggin' him.

878
00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:13,445
That boy's in love with you, girl.

879
00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:17,381
But you don't want
a good man, right?

880
00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:19,084
What you want, a roughneck

881
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,560
to cheat on you
and slap you around?

882
00:53:21,663 --> 00:53:23,563
- What about them bitches you roll with?
- Watch your mouth.

883
00:53:23,665 --> 00:53:24,996
All of them skanky as hell.

884
00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,092
''Ooh, l met Shaniqua
in the strip club last night.''

885
00:53:28,203 --> 00:53:29,534
Those are nice girls?

886
00:53:29,638 --> 00:53:31,731
- You don't know everything.
- l know enough.

887
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,434
Hidin' behind some tattoos
and a prison record.

888
00:53:36,059 --> 00:53:37,890
- Grow up, be a real man.
- Why you even care?!

889
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,192
Show you what to do with this.

890
00:54:18,301 --> 00:54:20,667
Take this right up here,
put it on the door,

891
00:54:20,771 --> 00:54:22,705
twist it--pop!

892
00:54:22,806 --> 00:54:24,774
lt'll put you in like Flynn.

893
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:28,003
You know what else you could do?
You get a half pound of C-4,

894
00:54:28,111 --> 00:54:30,602
put a little timer on it--
tick, tick, tick, boom!

895
00:54:30,714 --> 00:54:33,979
Blow up the whole block.
l got some at the crib.

896
00:54:38,172 --> 00:54:39,161
What's goin' on?

897
00:54:41,341 --> 00:54:43,673
- No.
- What?

898
00:54:43,777 --> 00:54:45,904
- Don't even think about it.
- That's what l told 'em.

899
00:54:46,013 --> 00:54:48,004
l said the same thing.

900
00:54:48,115 --> 00:54:51,485
lt's killin' me, man.
l just gotta know for myself.

901
00:54:51,551 --> 00:54:53,178
We not breakin' in
to Nappy Cutz.

902
00:54:53,287 --> 00:54:55,152
You want to know
what's in there.

903
00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:56,847
No. The answer's no.

904
00:54:57,824 --> 00:55:02,022
We're not breakin' in.
l will not allow it.

905
00:55:04,731 --> 00:55:05,857
Hurry up.

906
00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:09,163
Five minutes.
We in, we out.

907
00:55:09,269 --> 00:55:12,204
This is like Oceann's Elevenn.
This is my kind of stuff.

908
00:55:12,306 --> 00:55:13,967
Check this out.

909
00:55:14,908 --> 00:55:17,274
- lt's huge!
- Size isn't everything.

910
00:55:17,377 --> 00:55:18,571
Keep telling yourself that.

911
00:55:22,816 --> 00:55:24,078
Eddie, what you doin'?

912
00:55:24,184 --> 00:55:26,243
Didn't we come over here
to see it?

913
00:55:26,353 --> 00:55:27,980
l can't see diddly.

914
00:55:31,391 --> 00:55:35,088
This is the joint, B!
Look at this.

915
00:55:35,195 --> 00:55:38,323
l don't see no fish in the floor.
Where the fish at?

916
00:55:42,703 --> 00:55:44,603
That's crazy!

917
00:55:44,705 --> 00:55:46,070
What?

918
00:55:48,775 --> 00:55:50,709
You can say that again.

919
00:55:50,811 --> 00:55:52,836
- Goodness!
- What?

920
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,115
You can't fry
none of that, though.

921
00:56:00,336 --> 00:56:02,566
You can play ball
up in here, man.

922
00:56:02,672 --> 00:56:04,833
No, you can play ball
down the street.

923
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:08,307
Like a brother can't get a haircut
without trying to play some ball.

924
00:56:10,212 --> 00:56:12,009
They got the Wall Stnreet jounrnnal.

925
00:56:17,153 --> 00:56:18,381
Top of the line.

926
00:56:18,487 --> 00:56:21,183
This is what a barbershop's
supposed to look like.

927
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:23,053
- This is leather.
- Word?

928
00:56:23,159 --> 00:56:24,922
- That's pleather.
- lt's leather.

929
00:56:25,027 --> 00:56:26,187
lt's ugly.

930
00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:31,028
Lookin' around, it's a nice shop,
but it don't have no character.

931
00:56:31,133 --> 00:56:32,225
Exactly.

932
00:56:32,335 --> 00:56:34,735
What we got across the street
is character.

933
00:56:34,837 --> 00:56:39,103
We got character,
we got conversation, and we got...

934
00:56:41,143 --> 00:56:42,701
We ain't got one of these.

935
00:56:44,013 --> 00:56:46,880
Lord have mercy!
This is pillow top!

936
00:56:48,984 --> 00:56:51,544
Come on, City Hall,
show me what you got.

937
00:56:53,122 --> 00:56:55,249
You're startin' to get on my nerves.

938
00:56:57,059 --> 00:56:59,391
You're startin' to get on mmy nerves.

939
00:57:01,263 --> 00:57:02,389
Let's crack it.

940
00:57:02,498 --> 00:57:05,365
l checked it already.
Let's crack it.

941
00:57:06,135 --> 00:57:07,261
You got me.

942
00:57:08,371 --> 00:57:09,804
Put the ball down.

943
00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:19,039
Oh, shit.

944
00:57:19,148 --> 00:57:20,445
Hey, y'all open?

945
00:57:20,549 --> 00:57:22,312
No, bro, we closed.

946
00:57:22,418 --> 00:57:25,012
Look at all the people.
Let me in.

947
00:57:25,121 --> 00:57:26,816
Hey, bro, we're closed.

948
00:57:26,922 --> 00:57:29,584
- Help a brother out.
- We goin' to jail.

949
00:57:29,692 --> 00:57:31,216
Two seconds, two seconds.

950
00:57:31,327 --> 00:57:33,921
- Just let him in, Big C.
- Don't let him in.

951
00:57:34,029 --> 00:57:36,463
- We can't leave him out there.
- Then let him in.

952
00:57:36,565 --> 00:57:38,658
l'm trying.
Kenard, let him in.

953
00:57:38,768 --> 00:57:41,566
Put that paper back up.

954
00:57:47,076 --> 00:57:49,101
Yes!
Hey, y'all!

955
00:57:50,513 --> 00:57:51,741
This place is nice!

956
00:57:51,847 --> 00:57:54,839
We closed. Go across the street
and get your hair cut.

957
00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:58,716
Kind of raggedy over there.
Just a quick touch-up.

958
00:57:58,821 --> 00:58:01,984
l'm flying back to L.A. tonight.
How about it?

959
00:58:02,091 --> 00:58:04,958
- Who can do me?
- Not me, l got carpal tunnel.

960
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,220
l got you.

961
00:58:06,328 --> 00:58:09,024
You got me? My man.

962
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:15,368
We got Nappy Cutz on Crenshaw.
Love it.

963
00:58:15,471 --> 00:58:16,870
Everybody loves it.

964
00:58:16,972 --> 00:58:20,499
Hey, man,
get these clippers goin', player.

965
00:58:22,478 --> 00:58:24,207
These ain't supposed to be out yet.

966
00:58:24,313 --> 00:58:27,146
This is German-engineered,
titanium teeth,

967
00:58:27,249 --> 00:58:29,740
silent-whisper engine.
Listen.

968
00:58:31,287 --> 00:58:33,778
- King shit.
- They just clippers.

969
00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:35,857
This would double,
triple your business.

970
00:58:37,192 --> 00:58:39,558
You know what?
l'm gone. Have fun.

971
00:58:39,661 --> 00:58:40,821
Y'all hurry up.

972
00:58:40,929 --> 00:58:43,989
Don't steal nothin'
and don't break nothin'.

973
00:58:44,633 --> 00:58:47,193
Just close the back door
when you leave.

974
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:54,175
Hey, Detective.
We was just lookin' for you.

975
00:58:54,276 --> 00:58:56,801
What the hell's going on here?

976
00:58:56,912 --> 00:58:58,379
We heard something--

977
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,913
You broke into Nappy Cutz?

978
00:59:01,550 --> 00:59:02,574
- You take anything?
- No.

979
00:59:05,137 --> 00:59:06,570
- Damage anything?
- No.

980
00:59:07,372 --> 00:59:09,203
Kind of nice in there?

981
00:59:10,342 --> 00:59:11,809
No.

982
00:59:16,114 --> 00:59:19,083
Oh, man, they got
a basketball court!

983
00:59:22,954 --> 00:59:24,319
He's beautiful, isn't he?

984
00:59:27,059 --> 00:59:30,517
l just want him to have
everything l never had.

985
00:59:30,629 --> 00:59:33,462
l know you do.
And he will.

986
00:59:34,099 --> 00:59:36,761
So you coming to bed?

987
00:59:36,868 --> 00:59:38,130
Yeah.

988
00:59:44,676 --> 00:59:46,769
You tryin' to get
something started?

989
00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:48,311
l was hoping so,

990
00:59:48,413 --> 00:59:51,814
but you better catch me
before the rollers go in.

991
00:59:54,786 --> 00:59:57,311
Looks like you gonna have
a little brother or sister.

992
00:59:57,422 --> 01:00:00,255
Put them rollers in.
l might like that.

993
01:00:00,358 --> 01:00:03,987
l got contact lenses--blue, green,
bloodshot red--left ones only.

994
01:00:04,096 --> 01:00:05,461
Ray!

995
01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:08,499
Just the man l wanted to see.
Come back and talk to me.

996
01:00:10,735 --> 01:00:12,896
- l didn't know you was workin'.
- Come holler at me.

997
01:00:14,889 --> 01:00:16,686
How's life been treating you?

998
01:00:17,359 --> 01:00:18,587
lt's been cool.

999
01:00:18,693 --> 01:00:20,752
Me and my girlfriend's husband
got in a fight.

1000
01:00:20,862 --> 01:00:23,888
He only won
'cause she helped him.

1001
01:00:23,999 --> 01:00:26,058
Good to see you.
Come on back.

1002
01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,896
- ln the back-back?
- Yeah, in the back-back.

1003
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:30,233
With the scissors and everything?

1004
01:00:32,340 --> 01:00:33,307
How you been, Cal?

1005
01:00:33,408 --> 01:00:34,340
You been going to church

1006
01:00:36,061 --> 01:00:38,188
and living your life right
and everything?

1007
01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:41,924
- What you jumping for?
- l ain't know what you was comin' with.

1008
01:00:42,033 --> 01:00:43,660
My nerves bad.
l'm light-skinned.

1009
01:00:43,768 --> 01:00:45,668
Can you get this stuff
on this list?

1010
01:00:45,770 --> 01:00:49,035
l'm looking to get high-end stuff
at low-end prices.

1011
01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:51,370
- You know l can.
- Legally.

1012
01:00:51,476 --> 01:00:55,105
You mean like with a receipt legally?
Like l ain't steal it.

1013
01:00:55,213 --> 01:00:58,376
lf the police walk up,
do l gotta drop it and run?

1014
01:00:58,483 --> 01:01:00,007
l can get anything you need.

1015
01:01:00,118 --> 01:01:01,949
Nappy Cutz won't know
what hit 'em.

1016
01:01:02,053 --> 01:01:03,816
This is not about Nappy Cutz.

1017
01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:08,552
This is about personal enhancement,
personal growth.

1018
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:11,959
Expansion.
Not Nappy Cutz.

1019
01:01:12,497 --> 01:01:15,591
Right.
They won't know what hit 'em.

1020
01:01:33,251 --> 01:01:36,448
Come on over here
and get your hair cut.

1021
01:01:36,554 --> 01:01:40,388
l'm working at Calvin Jr's.
Come be my first customer.

1022
01:01:40,491 --> 01:01:42,152
What you mean, ''Uh-uh''?

1023
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:44,057
Can you hook me up with lsaac?

1024
01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:46,187
The one with the ''l''
cut in the back?

1025
01:01:46,297 --> 01:01:50,427
You got a 'fro! You can't be gettin'
the ''l'' cut in the back.

1026
01:01:50,535 --> 01:01:53,129
Condoleezza. With all that
White House money she makin',

1027
01:01:53,238 --> 01:01:55,263
you'd think she could
afford herself a makeover.

1028
01:01:55,373 --> 01:01:59,002
lf l was in the White House,
l'd be fly all the time.

1029
01:01:59,110 --> 01:02:02,204
lf you was in the White House,
you'd be ghetto as hell.

1030
01:02:02,313 --> 01:02:04,474
She'd have the president
all corn-rowed out,

1031
01:02:04,582 --> 01:02:07,346
talking about,
''U.S., fool. U.S., fool.''

1032
01:02:07,452 --> 01:02:08,749
The president would be a thug.

1033
01:02:08,853 --> 01:02:11,117
She think a head of state's
a sexual position.

1034
01:02:11,222 --> 01:02:13,884
''l'm inviting heads of state today.''

1035
01:02:17,128 --> 01:02:18,459
Oh, my God.

1036
01:02:18,997 --> 01:02:20,259
Please stop.

1037
01:02:25,136 --> 01:02:28,299
Gina, do l look like Beyoncé?

1038
01:02:31,342 --> 01:02:32,366
Just like her.

1039
01:02:32,477 --> 01:02:35,310
l knew you was gonna say that.
Give me some.

1040
01:02:36,147 --> 01:02:38,672
This is like the world
coming together,

1041
01:02:38,783 --> 01:02:41,581
like all the gangs
coming together.

1042
01:02:41,686 --> 01:02:44,382
There's beauty in there.
You gotta love it, man.

1043
01:02:44,489 --> 01:02:46,684
This came
from my grandmama church.

1044
01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:48,759
They might want that back.

1045
01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:52,023
Who's been chewing on this thing?
lt look like Holyfield's ear.

1046
01:02:52,897 --> 01:02:54,023
Picture and picture.

1047
01:02:54,132 --> 01:02:58,501
This one get channels 2 through 5,
and this one get 9 through 1 3.

1048
01:02:58,603 --> 01:03:00,503
Give me the big one.

1049
01:03:00,605 --> 01:03:03,904
Take the little one, too.
You got to take the little one.

1050
01:03:04,008 --> 01:03:07,535
- You keep it.
- Cal, you gotta get this little one.

1051
01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:09,044
Come on, Cal!

1052
01:03:09,147 --> 01:03:11,138
Thought l'd add
a little style to the place.

1053
01:03:13,384 --> 01:03:15,784
That's that Picassio stuff
right there.

1054
01:03:15,887 --> 01:03:17,821
Yeah, yeah.

1055
01:03:17,922 --> 01:03:19,617
Beautiful.

1056
01:03:21,025 --> 01:03:22,492
What is it, a uterus?

1057
01:03:24,862 --> 01:03:28,263
Calvin, l hooked you up
with the alderman.

1058
01:03:28,366 --> 01:03:30,493
What'd you do,
get me some handicapped plates?

1059
01:03:30,601 --> 01:03:33,331
Better. You're gonna be
on the news.

1060
01:03:33,438 --> 01:03:34,530
The news?

1061
01:03:34,639 --> 01:03:36,903
The alderman's taking
a walking tour of the block

1062
01:03:37,008 --> 01:03:37,906
before Friday's
city council meeting

1063
01:03:39,326 --> 01:03:41,521
to let the constituency know
that he's concerned.

1064
01:03:43,030 --> 01:03:45,328
Concerned?
About November, right?

1065
01:03:45,432 --> 01:03:48,401
l talked him into
talking to you--good publicity.

1066
01:03:48,502 --> 01:03:50,993
- You could've asked me first.
- l know.

1067
01:03:51,105 --> 01:03:53,630
But it was
a spur-of-the-moment thing.

1068
01:03:53,741 --> 01:03:56,733
We don't do politics in here.
lt's a place of business.

1069
01:03:56,844 --> 01:03:58,402
This ain't no community center.

1070
01:03:58,512 --> 01:03:59,638
You know what?

1071
01:03:59,747 --> 01:04:03,114
You sound just like
your daddy right now.

1072
01:04:03,217 --> 01:04:06,015
We will not be silenced.

1073
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,452
When the FBl
gassed the Black Panthers out,

1074
01:04:10,607 --> 01:04:11,801
we found a place
to be today.

1075
01:04:12,642 --> 01:04:14,769
Thank you, Brother Calvin.

1076
01:04:14,877 --> 01:04:16,242
Brother Calvin!

1077
01:04:16,346 --> 01:04:19,577
We will continue to provide
books and classes,

1078
01:04:19,682 --> 01:04:22,378
food and clothing
through our outreach program.

1079
01:04:22,485 --> 01:04:23,611
That's right, brother.

1080
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,280
And when the pigs show up,
they're gonna show up with guns.

1081
01:04:26,389 --> 01:04:29,517
We ain't gonna do nothin'
but show up with ounr guns!

1082
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:33,322
Then they gonna start shootin'.
Then we gonna start shootin'!

1083
01:04:33,429 --> 01:04:34,760
That's right, brother!

1084
01:04:34,864 --> 01:04:38,129
l'm tellin' you, every last
one of them's gonna get shot!

1085
01:04:38,234 --> 01:04:39,758
That's right.

1086
01:04:39,869 --> 01:04:42,337
Then all of us
is gonna get shot!

1087
01:04:43,206 --> 01:04:44,969
And all of us
is gonna die together!

1088
01:04:47,744 --> 01:04:49,803
Let's make it happen!

1089
01:04:49,912 --> 01:04:51,174
Black power!

1090
01:04:51,381 --> 01:04:52,780
Black power!

1091
01:04:52,882 --> 01:04:54,645
Black power! Yeah!

1092
01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:57,276
Black power!
That's us! Black power!

1093
01:04:57,387 --> 01:04:58,581
Power to the people!

1094
01:04:59,789 --> 01:05:02,189
Shit, man, them fools crazy.

1095
01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:05,185
Well, if it ain't Lalowe Sharpton.

1096
01:05:06,496 --> 01:05:08,157
My goodness, my goodness.

1097
01:05:09,365 --> 01:05:11,526
The barbershop.
How you doin'? Lalowe Brown.

1098
01:05:11,634 --> 01:05:12,862
Checker Fred, sir.

1099
01:05:12,969 --> 01:05:14,960
How you doin', Checker?

1100
01:05:15,071 --> 01:05:17,232
Lalowe Brown.
Good to see you.

1101
01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:18,637
How you doin', sir?

1102
01:05:18,741 --> 01:05:22,370
My, my.
Well, well, look at this.

1103
01:05:22,478 --> 01:05:24,673
Look what we got--
we got a lady barber.

1104
01:05:24,781 --> 01:05:27,944
We didn't have this
back in the day.

1105
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,517
- What's your name?
- Terri.

1106
01:05:29,619 --> 01:05:31,450
- Sarah?
- Terri.

1107
01:05:33,322 --> 01:05:36,223
Lalowe's gonna have to come back
and let you give me a little trim.

1108
01:05:36,325 --> 01:05:38,190
- Trim?
- A haircut.

1109
01:05:38,294 --> 01:05:41,354
Terri, if you wanna be down,

1110
01:05:41,464 --> 01:05:43,864
vote Lalowe Brown.

1111
01:05:44,066 --> 01:05:45,590
You remember that.

1112
01:05:47,837 --> 01:05:50,362
This is Calvin's Barbershop.

1113
01:05:50,473 --> 01:05:53,636
This is a cornerstone
of the black community

1114
01:05:53,743 --> 01:05:55,574
for some 40-odd years.

1115
01:05:55,678 --> 01:05:58,078
l've been coming down here
many a Saturday afternoon,

1116
01:05:58,181 --> 01:05:59,978
get myself straight
for Sunday morning.

1117
01:06:00,082 --> 01:06:02,812
But l wanna introduce you
to the man himself,

1118
01:06:02,919 --> 01:06:06,616
the man who quantifies
and epitomizes

1119
01:06:06,722 --> 01:06:10,658
the institutional possibilities
of black hair.

1120
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:15,527
He is a potentiating progenitor
in all kinds of fine ways.

1121
01:06:15,631 --> 01:06:19,590
He's my fine friend,
this brother right here, Calvin.

1122
01:06:19,702 --> 01:06:21,260
How you doin'?
Calvin Palmer.

1123
01:06:21,370 --> 01:06:23,895
- How you doin', son?
- All right.

1124
01:06:24,006 --> 01:06:27,373
Calvin, you are a pillar
of this fine community.

1125
01:06:27,477 --> 01:06:29,411
How is everything going for you

1126
01:06:29,512 --> 01:06:32,072
with all this social change
happening down here?

1127
01:06:32,181 --> 01:06:35,548
Well, Mr. Brown, as you know,
there is a lot of change--

1128
01:06:35,651 --> 01:06:38,279
There is a lot of change,

1129
01:06:38,387 --> 01:06:40,287
and change
is hard sometimes, right?

1130
01:06:40,389 --> 01:06:44,689
But if we want to stand
together as a community,

1131
01:06:44,794 --> 01:06:47,592
- we will find a way to survive.
- Tell it!

1132
01:06:47,697 --> 01:06:48,891
- Tell it, Lo.
- That's right.

1133
01:06:48,998 --> 01:06:51,762
You let Lalowe lay it down for you.

1134
01:06:51,868 --> 01:06:53,768
lf you wanna stay afloat,

1135
01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:55,269
we got to...

1136
01:06:57,507 --> 01:06:59,737
...you gonna have to
rock the boat.

1137
01:06:59,842 --> 01:07:03,835
Because if they want
to send us packin',

1138
01:07:03,946 --> 01:07:05,413
baby, it's on and crackin'!

1139
01:07:05,515 --> 01:07:08,040
And if they try to mess
with this brother,

1140
01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:10,778
then it's gonna be on
like a mother!

1141
01:07:12,088 --> 01:07:13,817
That's a little rough.

1142
01:07:13,923 --> 01:07:16,983
lf you want to stay around,
y'all know what you gotta do.

1143
01:07:17,093 --> 01:07:19,425
Vote for Lalowe Brown!

1144
01:07:21,030 --> 01:07:24,488
Hey, Calvin, why don't you
get me a little shape-up?

1145
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,591
'Cause l've been running around.

1146
01:07:26,702 --> 01:07:28,932
- You got a chair for me?
- Yeah, right here.

1147
01:07:29,038 --> 01:07:32,701
Of course we got one for you.
Kenard! Kenard!

1148
01:07:33,576 --> 01:07:36,340
- Let Kenard cut your hair.
- Hold on, hold on.

1149
01:07:36,445 --> 01:07:38,436
Wait a minute. No.

1150
01:07:38,548 --> 01:07:41,711
Get on over there, Get-low.
Sit right on down, So-low.

1151
01:07:41,817 --> 01:07:43,808
Nice to meet you.
How you doin'?

1152
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,821
- Wait a minute.
- lt's okay. lt's okay.

1153
01:07:46,923 --> 01:07:48,982
lt's okay. lt's okay.

1154
01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:53,620
Kenard here is one
of our prima donna barbers.

1155
01:07:53,729 --> 01:07:54,753
Front chair.

1156
01:07:54,864 --> 01:07:58,732
You ain't had
your hair cut till...

1157
01:07:58,834 --> 01:08:00,199
- Kenard.
- Yeah.

1158
01:08:00,303 --> 01:08:04,239
- Yeah. Let's take a picture.
- Thank you, brother.

1159
01:08:07,176 --> 01:08:10,373
Yeah, okay. All right.
Enjoy yourself, Low-below.

1160
01:08:10,479 --> 01:08:12,777
You just relax, Down-low.

1161
01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:14,747
We on TV, man.

1162
01:08:14,850 --> 01:08:18,581
l know. This is must-see TV.
lt's gonna be good.

1163
01:08:19,822 --> 01:08:22,290
This is why
l love this community,

1164
01:08:22,391 --> 01:08:26,054
'cause there's a historical context
for every action that takes place here.

1165
01:08:26,162 --> 01:08:28,153
l plan to die here.

1166
01:08:28,264 --> 01:08:30,960
We're running short on time.
lf we could speed this up?

1167
01:08:31,067 --> 01:08:33,558
You can't rush the best, Jimmy.

1168
01:08:33,669 --> 01:08:36,570
- He ain't the best.
- He ain't ask you, man.

1169
01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:40,840
Well, who's the best, then,
youngblood?

1170
01:08:41,978 --> 01:08:45,709
- You the best?
- No doubt. lsaac Rosenberg.

1171
01:08:45,815 --> 01:08:48,545
The best barber
in the state of lllinois.

1172
01:08:48,651 --> 01:08:50,744
The best barber
on this rock we call Earth.

1173
01:08:50,853 --> 01:08:52,343
Come on down to Cal's.

1174
01:08:52,455 --> 01:08:54,184
Our rainbow coalition right here.

1175
01:08:54,290 --> 01:08:57,384
Yeah, this is integration
right here.

1176
01:08:57,493 --> 01:08:58,892
What's up, Ma? Richie?

1177
01:08:58,995 --> 01:09:01,054
You're feelin' yourself
way too much.

1178
01:09:01,163 --> 01:09:02,824
Don't sweat the technique.

1179
01:09:02,932 --> 01:09:05,526
What technique?
You cut like a bitch.

1180
01:09:05,635 --> 01:09:07,762
Carvin' l's in the back
of people's head?

1181
01:09:07,870 --> 01:09:10,270
- Your skills is limited.
- My skills are limited?

1182
01:09:10,373 --> 01:09:12,705
- Where your skills at?
- This ain't the time.

1183
01:09:12,808 --> 01:09:15,936
Ain't in cuttin' hair.
Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room.

1184
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,640
What? No.

1185
01:09:20,883 --> 01:09:24,546
You ain't supposed to air our
dirty laundry like that. We on TV.

1186
01:09:24,654 --> 01:09:27,020
- What is he talking about?
- Dinka, it wasn't like that.

1187
01:09:27,123 --> 01:09:29,216
...of populist politics.

1188
01:09:29,325 --> 01:09:32,260
- Thug love! Thug love!
- lt was not like that.

1189
01:09:32,361 --> 01:09:34,761
Everybody's hatin' on me.
'Cause l'm competent?

1190
01:09:34,864 --> 01:09:37,196
- You don't make this shop.
- l have lately.

1191
01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:41,235
l will confront all of those
forces that are trying to change,

1192
01:09:41,337 --> 01:09:43,396
that are trying
to make things happen.

1193
01:09:43,506 --> 01:09:46,202
They don't treat barbers
like this at Nappy Cutz.

1194
01:09:46,308 --> 01:09:48,242
Why don't you go find out?

1195
01:09:48,344 --> 01:09:51,040
You on that bullshit.
Go find out.

1196
01:09:51,147 --> 01:09:54,241
We don't need you around here
if you don't wanna be here.

1197
01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,942
Fine, man.

1198
01:09:57,053 --> 01:09:59,248
All right.
Get out of the chair, man.

1199
01:09:59,355 --> 01:10:00,287
No, you stay here.

1200
01:10:01,707 --> 01:10:05,643
ln November, l plan to establish
this barbershop as my headquarters.

1201
01:10:05,745 --> 01:10:08,805
At Calvin's Barbershop,
we're gonna make this institution

1202
01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:12,509
one of the leading institutions,
like a torpedo moving towards the future.

1203
01:10:12,618 --> 01:10:14,245
Yes, indeed. All right.

1204
01:10:14,353 --> 01:10:16,787
Kenard, just a little off the top.

1205
01:10:16,889 --> 01:10:19,551
l really think it's time
for us to move along.

1206
01:10:19,659 --> 01:10:22,150
Come on, Jimmy,
just two seconds.

1207
01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:31,466
My bad, brother.
l skipped you.

1208
01:10:31,570 --> 01:10:33,868
Why don't you just let me
fade you up?

1209
01:10:33,973 --> 01:10:36,066
- How about a nice Quo Vadis?
- What'd you do to my head?

1210
01:10:37,793 --> 01:10:39,454
- Don't even look at that.
- ls that my head?

1211
01:10:39,561 --> 01:10:43,463
l'm gonna kill you!
l'm gonna kill you!

1212
01:10:43,565 --> 01:10:45,192
You a grown man!

1213
01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:48,064
You don't do that to Kenard!

1214
01:10:48,169 --> 01:10:50,000
Get out of here!

1215
01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:00,579
Annd fanr fnromm its nroots
as a fammily establishhmmennt.

1216
01:11:00,682 --> 01:11:02,843
thhis was thhe scenne today
at 79thh annd Exchhannge

1217
01:11:02,951 --> 01:11:06,352
at Calvinn's Banrbenrshhop whhenn
Aldenrmmann Lalowe Bnrownn stopped by

1218
01:11:06,454 --> 01:11:08,684
fonr a phhoto oppontunnity
annd hhainrcut.

1219
01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:10,348
Onr shhall h say scalpinng?

1220
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:14,053
Needless to say. h doubt
venry senriously if thhe aldenrmmann

1221
01:11:14,162 --> 01:11:17,029
will be fnrequenntinng
Calvinn's Banrbenrshhop annytimme soonn.

1222
01:11:19,768 --> 01:11:21,167
Nice.

1223
01:11:36,451 --> 01:11:38,783
- Who is it?
- lt's Rick.

1224
01:11:38,887 --> 01:11:40,320
What do you want?

1225
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:42,720
l wanna talk to you.
l feel bad.

1226
01:11:42,824 --> 01:11:44,257
Good. l'm busy.

1227
01:11:44,359 --> 01:11:46,554
Open the door.
We gotta talk about this.

1228
01:11:46,661 --> 01:11:50,028
- There's nothing to discuss.
- Dinka, l messed up.

1229
01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:54,865
What happened
between me and Terri was foul.

1230
01:11:54,970 --> 01:11:58,201
lt should have never happened.
l didn't mean to hurt you.

1231
01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:01,606
l'm sorry.

1232
01:12:04,094 --> 01:12:06,062
Apology accepted.

1233
01:12:06,163 --> 01:12:08,688
Can we discuss this tomorrow?

1234
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,530
You remember Shawna, right?

1235
01:12:12,536 --> 01:12:13,696
Hi.

1236
01:12:14,738 --> 01:12:15,864
What's up, Shawna?

1237
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:19,600
Handle that.

1238
01:12:20,144 --> 01:12:21,611
l'll get at you tomorrow.

1239
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:23,509
Maybe the day after.

1240
01:13:16,949 --> 01:13:19,008
You should see her
when l'm drinkin'.

1241
01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:22,851
'Cause l know her.

1242
01:13:25,158 --> 01:13:27,319
Exactly right, exactly right.

1243
01:13:32,165 --> 01:13:33,860
What are you doing here?

1244
01:13:33,966 --> 01:13:36,264
The question is,
what you doin' here?

1245
01:13:36,369 --> 01:13:38,929
Look a little shady to me.

1246
01:13:39,572 --> 01:13:41,335
You come up to my shop today

1247
01:13:41,441 --> 01:13:43,602
and got the nerve
to be huddled up with this shark.

1248
01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:47,703
Don't come in here accusing me
of some malicious and egregious act

1249
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:49,975
when what you should be doin'
is apologizing

1250
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:52,677
for making me look
like a goddamn fool today.

1251
01:13:52,785 --> 01:13:55,345
- That's what you should be doing.
- Lalowe.

1252
01:13:58,424 --> 01:14:00,187
Ease up. lt's cool.

1253
01:14:01,527 --> 01:14:03,495
All right there, youngblood.

1254
01:14:04,664 --> 01:14:08,100
Ain't nothin' going on in here,
just business.

1255
01:14:08,868 --> 01:14:10,961
- l'll bet.
- lt's true.

1256
01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:14,062
ln fact, the alderman and l
were just talking about you.

1257
01:14:14,173 --> 01:14:15,538
Well, about your business.

1258
01:14:16,175 --> 01:14:19,372
l undervalued the importance
of your shop to this community.

1259
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:21,140
That's my bad.

1260
01:14:21,881 --> 01:14:24,076
lt'd be a shame to see it
all go away for naught.

1261
01:14:24,183 --> 01:14:27,277
Man, l'm from the South Side.

1262
01:14:27,386 --> 01:14:28,375
- Don't try to hustle me.
- No hustle.

1263
01:14:29,739 --> 01:14:32,333
A hustle implies one side wins,
the other side loses.

1264
01:14:32,441 --> 01:14:34,432
l'm proposing a win-win.

1265
01:14:34,543 --> 01:14:37,706
l'm proposing that Nappy Cutz
never sees the light of day.

1266
01:14:39,248 --> 01:14:42,513
- ls that right?
- l'll turn it into a nightclub.

1267
01:14:42,618 --> 01:14:45,018
Your barbershop
will continue to thrive

1268
01:14:45,121 --> 01:14:49,023
without any interference from me
or from anyone else.

1269
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:51,218
And this miracle happens
if l do what?

1270
01:14:51,327 --> 01:14:53,557
Not tell people
what l saw here tonight?

1271
01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:57,526
What'd you see tonight?

1272
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:02,000
What'd you see in here
tonight, Calvin? Nothing.

1273
01:15:02,104 --> 01:15:03,594
Nothing.

1274
01:15:05,374 --> 01:15:06,568
Have a seat.

1275
01:15:09,979 --> 01:15:11,537
No, l'd rather stand.

1276
01:15:12,248 --> 01:15:14,216
All you have to do is talk.

1277
01:15:15,584 --> 01:15:18,075
The city council meeting
is tomorrow.

1278
01:15:18,187 --> 01:15:22,351
We need those other
business owners on your block to sell.

1279
01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:24,323
lf you were to express to them

1280
01:15:24,426 --> 01:15:27,452
and to the governing board that you
believe in Quality Land's proposal,

1281
01:15:27,563 --> 01:15:30,760
your voice could be
the determining factor.

1282
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:32,961
At least, l think so.

1283
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:42,142
This could be a shitload of money
for the whole district.

1284
01:15:42,244 --> 01:15:44,838
Not to mention, it could be
a nice little windfall for Calvin.

1285
01:15:46,282 --> 01:15:47,214
A $200,000 windfall.

1286
01:15:51,202 --> 01:15:54,069
Now, that's a nice piece
of pocket change.

1287
01:15:54,172 --> 01:15:58,768
You could take your wife
on down to Jamaica.

1288
01:15:58,877 --> 01:16:01,437
The real one,
not that one in Queens.

1289
01:16:01,546 --> 01:16:04,310
lt'd be a nice kick-start
to your kid's college fund.

1290
01:16:04,416 --> 01:16:06,509
You have a son, don't you?

1291
01:16:07,585 --> 01:16:09,450
Yeah, l got a son.

1292
01:16:12,557 --> 01:16:14,855
All you gotta do is talk.

1293
01:16:17,429 --> 01:16:19,021
$200,000.

1294
01:16:19,998 --> 01:16:23,092
l'm not asking you
for a whole lot, just to...

1295
01:16:23,201 --> 01:16:24,998
come on down and...

1296
01:16:27,672 --> 01:16:29,196
...just talk.

1297
01:16:29,307 --> 01:16:31,741
Just talk.

1298
01:16:40,985 --> 01:16:42,213
All right.

1299
01:16:43,955 --> 01:16:45,513
See you tomorrow.

1300
01:16:51,396 --> 01:16:52,886
Win-win.

1301
01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:19,071
You stalking me?

1302
01:17:19,174 --> 01:17:21,540
- Just wanna talk.
- Ain't nothin' to say.

1303
01:17:26,281 --> 01:17:28,146
Let me drive you to work.

1304
01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:31,582
How am l gonna look
rollin' up in your freak-mobile?

1305
01:17:31,686 --> 01:17:35,315
Terri, we work together.
We need to have a conversation.

1306
01:17:36,024 --> 01:17:37,548
Listen to what l got to say.

1307
01:17:37,659 --> 01:17:40,958
After that, you ain't got to
speak to me ever again.

1308
01:17:43,531 --> 01:17:46,056
l'll drop you off around the corner.

1309
01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:48,892
Get in the car.

1310
01:17:50,205 --> 01:17:51,638
Please.

1311
01:17:56,578 --> 01:17:59,012
Terri, l really ain't
been myself lately.

1312
01:17:59,114 --> 01:18:03,483
Ricky, before you even say anything,
l need you to know

1313
01:18:03,585 --> 01:18:06,019
that thug-gangta-player
bullshit is over for me.

1314
01:18:06,121 --> 01:18:06,712
l'm done with that in my life.

1315
01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:11,150
But you don't even know me,
what l'm about.

1316
01:18:11,258 --> 01:18:12,816
l see you every day--

1317
01:18:12,926 --> 01:18:15,360
late, sleepin'
in the locker room,

1318
01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:16,861
runnin' ho's day and night.

1319
01:18:16,964 --> 01:18:19,228
How is that not knowing you?

1320
01:18:20,133 --> 01:18:21,100
Boy!

1321
01:18:22,569 --> 01:18:23,399
l'm just gettin'
my backpack. Relax.

1322
01:18:27,573 --> 01:18:29,598
What is this, a warrant?

1323
01:18:45,558 --> 01:18:47,025
Why didn't you say anything?

1324
01:18:47,126 --> 01:18:50,118
l couldn't tell nobody l was
studying for the fuckin' GED.

1325
01:18:50,229 --> 01:18:51,423
lt's embarrassing.

1326
01:18:52,298 --> 01:18:53,595
But you passed.

1327
01:18:55,101 --> 01:18:56,068
Yeah.

1328
01:18:58,137 --> 01:19:01,698
Yeah, but honestly, though,
now that l got it,

1329
01:19:01,808 --> 01:19:04,299
l don't even know what it means.

1330
01:19:04,410 --> 01:19:06,571
lt means you give a damn
about your life.

1331
01:19:08,347 --> 01:19:09,609
You should be proud.

1332
01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:13,585
l'm proud of you.

1333
01:19:15,388 --> 01:19:18,050
Don't start paying me
compliments and stuff,

1334
01:19:18,157 --> 01:19:20,125
'cause then l gotta
give one back to you.

1335
01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:24,887
We'd be all over each other again,
and don't nobody want that.

1336
01:19:24,997 --> 01:19:26,123
l don't want it.

1337
01:19:34,373 --> 01:19:35,965
For the record...

1338
01:19:38,344 --> 01:19:42,440
l kind of liked the old Terri
before all the changes.

1339
01:19:42,548 --> 01:19:45,073
Loud and angry all the time?

1340
01:19:45,184 --> 01:19:46,310
Real.

1341
01:19:47,453 --> 01:19:49,683
All the time.

1342
01:20:07,306 --> 01:20:09,137
Man, l hope you hittin' that!

1343
01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:13,144
Miss Emma, is somethin' wrong?

1344
01:20:13,246 --> 01:20:16,943
Nothing a little prayer
can't handle, or my pistol.

1345
01:20:17,049 --> 01:20:18,346
What's the matter?

1346
01:20:18,451 --> 01:20:22,410
They wanna make this
funky little place into a co-op.

1347
01:20:22,522 --> 01:20:23,887
What?

1348
01:20:24,490 --> 01:20:27,425
l can't afford that down payment.
l'm gonna have to move.

1349
01:20:27,527 --> 01:20:29,791
Don't you own this place?

1350
01:20:29,896 --> 01:20:31,989
Just because l don't own it
don't mean it's not mine.

1351
01:20:38,287 --> 01:20:40,346
You've been livin' here, like, what?

1352
01:20:40,456 --> 01:20:44,586
A long time, long enough
to wipe your nasty little butt.

1353
01:20:44,693 --> 01:20:47,253
And a whole lot
of others, too.

1354
01:20:47,362 --> 01:20:48,124
But it's been worth it, though.

1355
01:20:50,649 --> 01:20:52,844
We can't lose you, Miss Emma.

1356
01:20:52,952 --> 01:20:56,581
lt's about time
for me to retire anyway.

1357
01:20:56,689 --> 01:20:59,886
My brother has a nice place
out in Arizona.

1358
01:20:59,992 --> 01:21:01,391
You ever been to Arizona?

1359
01:21:01,494 --> 01:21:05,726
Hot as hell,
but l got some nice hats.

1360
01:21:06,732 --> 01:21:08,859
How can you leave Chicago?

1361
01:21:08,968 --> 01:21:10,697
On the bus.

1362
01:21:10,803 --> 01:21:13,101
Same way l got here.

1363
01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:26,247
Good morning there, youngblood.

1364
01:21:26,352 --> 01:21:29,412
You up early.
They fumigating your crib again?

1365
01:21:29,522 --> 01:21:33,322
l thought it'd be a good day
to walk and see the trees and dew.

1366
01:21:33,425 --> 01:21:34,858
Yeah, they fumigating.

1367
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:38,828
l had a cockroach in my house
so big, l thought it was Shaq.

1368
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,428
You're crazy.

1369
01:21:44,270 --> 01:21:45,828
- Let me ask you something.
- What?

1370
01:21:47,656 --> 01:21:49,783
You done worked and lived
around here for what, 34, 35 years?

1371
01:21:49,891 --> 01:21:53,657
Yeah, l guess 30 and some change.

1372
01:21:53,762 --> 01:21:55,525
l ain't tryin' to clown, but--

1373
01:21:55,630 --> 01:22:00,829
l hope not. You know l got jokes.
Don't you start nothin'.

1374
01:22:00,935 --> 01:22:03,495
Let me ask you--
is this the life you wanted?

1375
01:22:04,739 --> 01:22:06,798
Or did you ever think
you could do better?

1376
01:22:07,876 --> 01:22:11,835
What the hell keeps you
comin' back here every day?

1377
01:22:11,946 --> 01:22:15,712
Well, Calvin, you know,
if l was a bettin' man,

1378
01:22:15,817 --> 01:22:19,184
l'd say the reason l come back in
day in and day out

1379
01:22:19,287 --> 01:22:22,381
is the free chair.

1380
01:22:25,193 --> 01:22:26,353
Get real.

1381
01:22:30,565 --> 01:22:32,465
Hold it!
Get off him, pig!

1382
01:22:32,567 --> 01:22:36,230
...somme venry sad nnews
fonr all of you.

1383
01:22:36,337 --> 01:22:40,398
annd thhat is thhat Mantinn Luthhenr Kinng
was shhot annd was killed tonnighht

1384
01:22:40,508 --> 01:22:42,373
inn Memmphhis. Tennnnessee.

1385
01:22:42,477 --> 01:22:45,469
hnn thhis difficult day.

1386
01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:47,844
inn thhis difficult timme
fonr thhe Unnited States.

1387
01:22:47,949 --> 01:22:51,441
it's penrhhaps well to ask
whhat kinnd of a nnationn we anre...

1388
01:22:51,553 --> 01:22:53,248
This ain't right.

1389
01:22:53,922 --> 01:22:56,891
We should be honoring the man's
memory, we shouldn't be doing this.

1390
01:22:56,991 --> 01:22:59,551
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

1391
01:23:01,362 --> 01:23:05,389
l'm gonna get on out of here.
l need to go check on Loretta.

1392
01:23:06,034 --> 01:23:08,229
She's talking about
moving back to Georgia.

1393
01:23:08,336 --> 01:23:12,238
h would onnly say
thhat h cann also feel inn mmy ownn hheant

1394
01:23:12,340 --> 01:23:14,501
thhe samme kinnd of feelinng.

1395
01:23:14,609 --> 01:23:16,975
h hhad a mmemmbenr
of mmy fammily killed.

1396
01:23:18,213 --> 01:23:20,204
But hhe was killed
by a whhite mmann.

1397
01:23:20,315 --> 01:23:23,216
Whhat we nneed
inn thhe Unnited States...

1398
01:23:27,121 --> 01:23:29,055
You be safe out there.

1399
01:23:29,157 --> 01:23:32,092
Yeah, l will, man.
Don't worry about me.

1400
01:23:32,193 --> 01:23:34,525
l'll probably
stop by Montgomery Ward's,

1401
01:23:34,629 --> 01:23:36,995
pick up a TV,
washer and dryer, lamps.

1402
01:23:37,098 --> 01:23:38,395
You need anything?

1403
01:23:42,170 --> 01:23:44,570
- Move, Eddie!
- No!

1404
01:23:44,672 --> 01:23:46,765
- Eddie, get out of there!
- No!

1405
01:23:47,342 --> 01:23:48,309
No!

1406
01:24:01,489 --> 01:24:03,480
l'll stay a little while longer, man.

1407
01:24:09,497 --> 01:24:12,193
Yeah, so after all that
quieted down,

1408
01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:15,633
your daddy told me l ain't never
have to pay for my chair again.

1409
01:24:16,437 --> 01:24:19,099
That's the kind of man
your father was.

1410
01:24:19,207 --> 01:24:21,232
He was a man's man.

1411
01:24:21,342 --> 01:24:23,537
He used to always
call me a hero.

1412
01:24:24,579 --> 01:24:28,071
The funny thing is
l never saw it that way.

1413
01:24:28,182 --> 01:24:31,345
l didn't save the shop, Calvin.
The shop saved me.

1414
01:24:31,452 --> 01:24:33,920
A lot like it did for Ricky.

1415
01:24:34,022 --> 01:24:36,786
l ain't have no life before this.

1416
01:24:38,159 --> 01:24:40,957
As far as l'm concerned,
my life began

1417
01:24:41,062 --> 01:24:44,793
on July 4, 1967,
when l came through that back door

1418
01:24:44,899 --> 01:24:46,992
and your father gave
my black ass a break.

1419
01:24:47,101 --> 01:24:50,798
So l'd be sad if somethin'
was to ever happen to this place.

1420
01:24:52,473 --> 01:24:53,167
But l'd be all right, though.

1421
01:24:54,592 --> 01:24:56,924
Oh, yeah, Eddie be fine.

1422
01:24:58,496 --> 01:24:59,724
Hey, what's up, y'all?

1423
01:24:59,831 --> 01:25:02,527
Calvin, can l have a word
with you for a second?

1424
01:25:02,634 --> 01:25:03,828
What you want, man?

1425
01:25:03,935 --> 01:25:06,995
Well, l know these are
tough times for you, cuz.

1426
01:25:07,105 --> 01:25:11,872
lt's times like these when men
must rise up and make the right choice.

1427
01:25:11,976 --> 01:25:14,843
- ls that right?
- Yeah. lt's about the truth.

1428
01:25:14,946 --> 01:25:17,642
Each and every one of us
has our own truth,

1429
01:25:17,749 --> 01:25:22,049
a truth that we must live with
for the rest of our lives.

1430
01:25:22,887 --> 01:25:24,320
ls there a point to this?

1431
01:25:24,422 --> 01:25:26,287
My truth is across the street.

1432
01:25:26,391 --> 01:25:30,088
l appreciate the job, cuz.
l'll always love you for it.

1433
01:25:30,194 --> 01:25:31,456
But l gotta bounce.

1434
01:25:31,563 --> 01:25:35,158
Y'all goin' broke
around this mug. Boy, l swear.

1435
01:25:38,303 --> 01:25:39,497
All right, all right.

1436
01:25:39,604 --> 01:25:42,596
And if anybody wanna come over
anytime and hoop it up,

1437
01:25:42,707 --> 01:25:44,937
ring a player, you know?

1438
01:25:49,897 --> 01:25:51,364
All this silence
got my gut grumblin'.

1439
01:25:51,465 --> 01:25:53,626
l'm gonna run down to Berry's,
get me a pastrami and fries.

1440
01:25:53,734 --> 01:25:58,068
Eddie, a man at your age
should be watching what he eats.

1441
01:25:58,171 --> 01:26:00,935
lf you don't knock the fork
out of my hand,

1442
01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:03,407
l won't knock the spear
out of yours, okay, Somalia?

1443
01:26:03,510 --> 01:26:07,947
Eddie, get me that chicken tamale
and strawberry shake special.

1444
01:26:08,048 --> 01:26:10,380
Get old Checkers a ham and cheese
on some honky bread,

1445
01:26:10,484 --> 01:26:12,418
mustard, hold the mayo.

1446
01:26:12,519 --> 01:26:14,646
Get me a Mountain Dew
and chopped salad.

1447
01:26:14,755 --> 01:26:17,747
l'll take some chili fries,
onion rings,

1448
01:26:17,858 --> 01:26:19,723
and a pot pie with egg on it.

1449
01:26:19,826 --> 01:26:24,354
Okay, that's gonna be
three orders of ''Hell, no''

1450
01:26:24,464 --> 01:26:26,591
and two sides
of ''Ask your mama''

1451
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:30,500
and a large cup
of ''Negro, please.''

1452
01:26:30,604 --> 01:26:31,969
Grumpy old man.

1453
01:26:34,107 --> 01:26:35,870
Hey, Big C, where you headed?

1454
01:26:35,976 --> 01:26:38,809
Nowhere.
Just got a little business to handle.

1455
01:26:38,912 --> 01:26:40,140
l'll be back.

1456
01:27:09,993 --> 01:27:11,688
And when they build all this stuff,

1457
01:27:11,795 --> 01:27:13,729
they make it totally unaffordable

1458
01:27:13,830 --> 01:27:16,526
for the people
who live here to stay here.

1459
01:27:18,652 --> 01:27:20,847
Now, we're South Side people
with South Side money,

1460
01:27:20,954 --> 01:27:22,182
and that ain't much.

1461
01:27:22,288 --> 01:27:27,453
So l'm against the proposed
Quality Land development project

1462
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:30,688
on 79th and Exchange.

1463
01:27:34,667 --> 01:27:35,793
You tell it, sister!

1464
01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:38,302
That's right!
Very good!

1465
01:27:38,405 --> 01:27:39,599
That's right!

1466
01:27:39,706 --> 01:27:41,606
Quiet. Okay.

1467
01:27:42,509 --> 01:27:45,171
Before we adjourn
and make our decision,

1468
01:27:45,278 --> 01:27:50,181
is there anyone else who'd like
to be heard on this matter?

1469
01:27:52,952 --> 01:27:54,579
Let's get this thing over with.

1470
01:27:55,822 --> 01:27:57,687
l'd like to say somethin'.

1471
01:27:59,793 --> 01:28:00,851
Sir.

1472
01:28:11,204 --> 01:28:13,729
- What's he gonna say?
- Shut up. Shut up.

1473
01:28:19,078 --> 01:28:20,545
A little nervous.

1474
01:28:23,383 --> 01:28:26,614
l haven't felt like this
since l met my wife's pops.

1475
01:28:33,226 --> 01:28:35,251
My name is Calvin Palmer.

1476
01:28:35,361 --> 01:28:38,524
l own Calvin's Barbershop
over on 79th.

1477
01:28:38,631 --> 01:28:41,361
Been there since 1958.

1478
01:28:42,202 --> 01:28:46,901
And all l'd like to say
is that all change isn't bad.

1479
01:28:47,006 --> 01:28:48,803
Who can argue with progress?

1480
01:28:49,676 --> 01:28:52,509
Better schools, cleaner streets--

1481
01:28:52,612 --> 01:28:55,342
something we need
on the South Side.

1482
01:28:55,448 --> 01:28:57,780
And l want the best for my son

1483
01:28:57,884 --> 01:29:01,285
just like my parents
wanted the best for me.

1484
01:29:01,387 --> 01:29:03,912
So some change on 79th

1485
01:29:04,023 --> 01:29:06,753
is well-needed
and well-deserved.

1486
01:29:06,860 --> 01:29:07,918
Oh, yeah.

1487
01:29:09,863 --> 01:29:13,230
Also, l'm happy that people
outside our community

1488
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:17,531
are starting to find the value
in our neighborhoods.

1489
01:29:17,637 --> 01:29:19,628
But...

1490
01:29:19,739 --> 01:29:23,368
if that means selling our soul
just to make a quick buck,

1491
01:29:23,476 --> 01:29:25,603
l ain't with that shit.

1492
01:29:30,550 --> 01:29:31,949
lt's not worth it.

1493
01:29:32,519 --> 01:29:35,920
That's why l'm not sellin' out...

1494
01:29:38,758 --> 01:29:40,749
...like some people l know.

1495
01:29:48,685 --> 01:29:51,017
Sir, do you know
why Jesus wept?

1496
01:29:54,391 --> 01:29:56,325
No. No, l don't.

1497
01:29:56,426 --> 01:30:01,363
Well, when Lazarus died,

1498
01:30:01,465 --> 01:30:05,424
Martha and Mary,
they cried over his body.

1499
01:30:05,536 --> 01:30:07,561
When Jesus saw their pain,

1500
01:30:07,671 --> 01:30:09,730
he couldn't help but cry, too.

1501
01:30:10,874 --> 01:30:12,535
So that's why Jesus wept.

1502
01:30:14,645 --> 01:30:18,274
That's how l feel when l look
at people like Hank Tolliver

1503
01:30:18,382 --> 01:30:20,782
and Gertrude Rose

1504
01:30:20,884 --> 01:30:24,047
and Miss Emma
bein' driven out...

1505
01:30:25,355 --> 01:30:29,485
...'cause they don't fit the plan
of the new developers.

1506
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:34,558
We gotta realize that people
make this community,

1507
01:30:34,665 --> 01:30:37,862
not $5 coffees
and $20 mugs.

1508
01:30:37,968 --> 01:30:39,458
lt's the people.

1509
01:30:39,570 --> 01:30:43,768
And once you lose the people,
you lose the neighborhood.

1510
01:30:43,874 --> 01:30:46,399
So if l had to say,
l would deny

1511
01:30:46,510 --> 01:30:51,447
Quality Land Development's
proposal to tear up 79th

1512
01:30:51,548 --> 01:30:53,607
because it just ain't worth it.

1513
01:30:54,518 --> 01:30:56,076
Thank you.

1514
01:30:56,787 --> 01:30:59,756
That's my friend!
That's my friend!

1515
01:31:09,599 --> 01:31:13,899
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Palmer.

1516
01:31:15,072 --> 01:31:17,506
We'll take a brief recess
and we'll come back with our decision.

1517
01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:28,416
You're through.
You know that, don't you?

1518
01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:40,255
- That was beautiful, man.
- Thanks.

1519
01:31:40,363 --> 01:31:43,389
- How much they offer you?
- Not enough.

1520
01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:55,041
We have reached
a unanimous decision.

1521
01:31:57,246 --> 01:32:00,647
The proposal
from Quality Land Development

1522
01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:02,581
has been approved.

1523
01:32:03,152 --> 01:32:04,915
This meeting is over.

1524
01:32:09,058 --> 01:32:10,457
What have you done?

1525
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:13,461
That's what l'm talkin' about.
Money, money, money!

1526
01:32:13,563 --> 01:32:16,293
What in the world
you people thinkin' about?

1527
01:33:43,636 --> 01:33:45,160
Well, l'll be.

1528
01:33:50,109 --> 01:33:51,872
How you gonna leave town
without givin' my ring back?

1529
01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:55,263
l've been lookin'
for your ass for 35 years.

1530
01:33:55,364 --> 01:33:57,958
And l've been carrying
that cheap-ass thing with me

1531
01:33:58,067 --> 01:34:00,058
'cause l knew
that's all you wanted.

1532
01:34:00,169 --> 01:34:03,969
Cheap? You saddity ho,
give me my shit.

1533
01:34:04,073 --> 01:34:05,700
- You ain't changed.
- You ain't, either.

1534
01:34:08,944 --> 01:34:10,969
Piece of shit, my ass.

1535
01:34:18,287 --> 01:34:20,482
- Come here, girl.
- No, you come here.

1536
01:34:20,589 --> 01:34:22,489
- You come here.
- No, you come here.

1537
01:34:22,591 --> 01:34:25,025
- Get your butt over here.
- No, you come here.

1538
01:34:25,127 --> 01:34:27,459
Look at you.
Lord have mercy.

1539
01:34:27,563 --> 01:34:29,030
You look good.

1540
01:34:32,534 --> 01:34:34,593
You look pretty, too.

1541
01:34:35,271 --> 01:34:38,900
- Don't make me chase your ass again.
- l like when you chase me.

1542
01:34:39,008 --> 01:34:41,806
l been 35 years
chasin' after you.

1543
01:34:43,279 --> 01:34:46,442
You still got that mattress
on the floor?

1544
01:34:48,217 --> 01:34:49,946
What you thinkin'?

1545
01:34:50,052 --> 01:34:53,886
We might be able to get down there.
l don't know if we gonna get up.

1546
01:34:55,024 --> 01:34:57,049
Nothin' to worry about.
They ain't even real Chicago barbers.

1547
01:34:58,777 --> 01:35:00,472
- Mornin', fellas.
- Mornin', young fellow.

1548
01:35:00,578 --> 01:35:03,411
- You finally got a day off?
- l quit.

1549
01:35:03,515 --> 01:35:05,415
- They fired you?
- No, no.

1550
01:35:05,517 --> 01:35:07,075
You know you got fired.

1551
01:35:07,185 --> 01:35:09,653
Look at you--
your shirt's still smokin'.

1552
01:35:09,754 --> 01:35:12,814
No, l quit on principle.
Politics ain't my thing.

1553
01:35:12,924 --> 01:35:16,451
What's going on here?
Look at you.

1554
01:35:16,561 --> 01:35:18,461
Well, lookit here.
lf it ain't Bobby and Whitney.

1555
01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:22,314
Don't try
the opposite-direction thing.

1556
01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:23,906
Richard and l are just friends.

1557
01:35:24,018 --> 01:35:25,485
''Richard.''

1558
01:35:25,586 --> 01:35:27,816
lt's ''Richard'' at work
and ''Big Daddy'' in the bedroom.

1559
01:35:27,922 --> 01:35:31,414
Listen, little man, l got a daddy.
l don't need another one.

1560
01:35:31,525 --> 01:35:33,652
So keep your mouth shut
before l punch you in it.

1561
01:35:33,761 --> 01:35:36,093
She's back.

1562
01:35:36,197 --> 01:35:38,062
- What you doin' here?
- He got fired.

1563
01:35:38,165 --> 01:35:39,530
l did not get fired.

1564
01:35:41,435 --> 01:35:42,561
All right, fellas, how you doin'?

1565
01:35:44,289 --> 01:35:45,313
Clown.

1566
01:35:48,426 --> 01:35:49,984
Clown!

1567
01:35:50,094 --> 01:35:53,188
Well, Jimmy,
first chair is open.

1568
01:35:53,831 --> 01:35:57,494
Your old chair is open.
Quiet as it's kept.

1569
01:35:57,602 --> 01:35:59,593
l don't know how long
we gonna be open.

1570
01:35:59,704 --> 01:36:01,865
We gonna find out today.

1571
01:36:13,317 --> 01:36:16,115
- Hey, Calvin.
- Good morning.

1572
01:36:29,467 --> 01:36:30,695
All right!

1573
01:36:32,236 --> 01:36:34,568
My chair open.
Come on.

1574
01:36:38,409 --> 01:36:39,569
Snap.

1575
01:36:39,677 --> 01:36:42,407
What the hell he do?

1576
01:36:42,513 --> 01:36:44,344
Well, l'll be da--

1577
01:36:45,016 --> 01:36:47,985
Hold on. Where the hell
is my uterus?

1578
01:36:48,086 --> 01:36:50,520
ln the Dumpster
with the rest of that mess.

1579
01:36:50,621 --> 01:36:52,589
lf we goin' out,
we goin' out like us.

1580
01:36:52,690 --> 01:36:53,816
That's right.

1581
01:36:55,159 --> 01:36:57,423
- We back, Big C?
- Yup.

1582
01:36:57,528 --> 01:36:59,587
- What you doin' here?
- He got fired.

1583
01:36:59,697 --> 01:37:01,858
- Whatever.
- You quit?

1584
01:37:03,034 --> 01:37:04,592
l ain't a politician.

1585
01:37:05,937 --> 01:37:08,838
- Don't tell me you quit.
- What was l supposed to do?

1586
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:11,568
ls Lalowe Brown
the only politician in Chicago?

1587
01:37:20,151 --> 01:37:22,346
Listen, Cal...

1588
01:37:22,453 --> 01:37:25,115
Don't even worry about it.
Don't worry about it.

1589
01:37:25,823 --> 01:37:27,313
Good to have you back.

1590
01:37:28,192 --> 01:37:29,352
Good to be back.

1591
01:37:29,460 --> 01:37:32,258
Archie Bunker and George Jefferson
back together again.

1592
01:37:34,265 --> 01:37:36,961
- Respect, man.
- All right, respect.

1593
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:45,138
Yo, what's up?

1594
01:38:41,399 --> 01:38:44,368
- What's happenin', y'all?
- What's goin' on?

1595
01:38:44,468 --> 01:38:45,992
Can somebody tighten me up?

1596
01:38:46,103 --> 01:38:48,298
Come on over here, Wakefield.
Sit down.

1597
01:38:48,406 --> 01:38:49,805
Serve you right.

1598
01:38:49,907 --> 01:38:51,772
What's up, Cal?

1599
01:38:51,876 --> 01:38:53,810
What's up, y'all?
Quick lineup?

1600
01:38:53,911 --> 01:38:54,878
What's happenin'?

1601
01:38:54,979 --> 01:38:56,344
l got you, playboy.

1602
01:38:56,447 --> 01:39:00,042
Calvin, l like
what you said yesterday.

1603
01:39:00,151 --> 01:39:01,641
What's up, man?

1604
01:39:02,653 --> 01:39:04,314
Dinka, can you hook me up?

1605
01:39:04,422 --> 01:39:06,856
Yes, sir.
No problem.

1606
01:39:06,958 --> 01:39:08,550
Leave my customers alone.

1607
01:39:08,659 --> 01:39:10,251
That's Rick's.

1608
01:39:13,731 --> 01:39:16,199
Hey, Rick, l'm next with you.

1609
01:39:16,300 --> 01:39:18,291
All right.
Whatever you want here.

1610
01:39:18,402 --> 01:39:20,996
lt looks to me
like the village has spoken.

1611
01:39:21,606 --> 01:39:25,098
lt's okay.
Just a minor setback.

1612
01:39:26,077 --> 01:39:27,374
Minor.

1613
01:39:27,478 --> 01:39:29,105
We can get through this.

1614
01:39:32,683 --> 01:39:33,877
''We''?

1615
01:39:35,586 --> 01:39:39,352
Young man, you're on your own.

1616
01:39:40,891 --> 01:39:42,381
Remember that.

1617
01:39:48,232 --> 01:39:49,995
Hey, lsaac, play somethin'.

1618
01:39:50,101 --> 01:39:53,730
Anything but R. Kelly. Please.
Somethin' wrong with that boy.

1619
01:39:53,838 --> 01:39:57,001
He need some serious help.
We ain't listenin' to no R. Kelly.

1620
01:39:57,108 --> 01:40:00,168
Hold, now. Don't start
talkin' about R. Kelly.

1621
01:40:00,278 --> 01:40:02,508
l saw the tape.
Y'all see the tape?

1622
01:40:02,613 --> 01:40:04,877
- Yeah, l saw the tape.
- How that boy gonna say it ain't him?

1623
01:40:04,982 --> 01:40:08,349
You can't believe everything.
The media likes to spin stuff.

1624
01:40:08,452 --> 01:40:10,044
- That was him.
- You don't know.

1625
01:40:10,154 --> 01:40:12,748
- l think he was set up.
- He was set up.

1626
01:40:12,857 --> 01:40:16,725
He set up the camera.
That's what he did!

1627
01:40:16,827 --> 01:40:20,627
He had his head so far
up that girl's behind,

1628
01:40:20,731 --> 01:40:22,358
you thought it was Groundhog Day.

1629
01:40:22,466 --> 01:40:25,594
But that ain't him.
lt ain't just him.

1630
01:40:25,703 --> 01:40:28,570
Michael Jackson--his problem
is he got a Ferris wheel.

1631
01:40:28,673 --> 01:40:32,040
How you gonna be a pedophile
with a Ferris wheel?

1632
01:40:32,143 --> 01:40:36,102
Kobe Bryant--everybody thought
he was Mr. Goody Two-shoes.

1633
01:40:36,213 --> 01:40:38,841
Come to find out
he ain't have on no shoes.

1634
01:40:38,949 --> 01:40:40,974
He didn't have on
no socks, either.

1635
01:40:41,085 --> 01:40:42,609
Man, and Luther Vandross.

1636
01:40:45,356 --> 01:40:46,323
You done gone too goddamn far.

1637
01:40:47,675 --> 01:40:50,371
Don't talk about
Luther Vandross, okay?

1638
01:40:50,477 --> 01:40:52,001
Luther's sick, man.

1639
01:40:53,113 --> 01:40:55,673
- l can't talk about Luther Vandross?
- No!

1640
01:40:55,783 --> 01:40:59,219
Everybody in here sayin'
l can't talk about Luther Vandross?

1641
01:40:59,319 --> 01:41:00,718
No!

1642
01:41:00,821 --> 01:41:02,880
l can't talk
about Luther Vandross?

1643
01:41:02,990 --> 01:41:05,857
What you gonna do
about it, then?

1644
01:41:06,493 --> 01:41:09,656
Eddie, that's what l'm talkin' about.
That's enough!

1645
01:41:10,030 --> 01:41:11,258
That's enough!

1646
01:43:10,030 --> 01:44:11,258
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