Everything’s, exists, blind niggas,

You ever so mf sad you drive the speed limit,

Big dicks in his little brothers bum, cat, what, which word is supped to be cat,

I tweet for da niggas who used to leave they ps2 on for days cuz they ain’t have a memory card,

Y’alll date men who like other bitches pictures, yikes, you’re that insecure, yikes,

Petition to start parties at 7:30 this year so I can be in bed by 10:45,

Stranger, 19 m here, you, how are you 19 meters tall, stranger has disconnected,

If we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit I taught you, you gotta go back to being lame,

White people spontaneously combust when you tell them the office isn’t funny,

When OMW autocorrects to on my way, like bitch I was never that excited,

Hey wanna play fortnite, sure man let’s go, mark zuckerberg, yo can I play too,

If Donald trump was a real business man he would fight Kim Jong un on pay-per-view,

How lazy do you have to be to screenshot your tweet and post it on facebook,

When your computer screen goes dark and you catch your own reflection,

Growing up is when you start to relate to squid-ward more and more and relate to sponge bob less and less,

3rd print me this or I’ll kill you, ok 3 bucks, ok,

I think I am a sofa, oh no. It happened again,

My girl says I lookalike the rock, what y’all think,

I’m fucken stupid and a burden, when he doesn’t add a heart emoji after his goodnight text,

Pretty people cannot do math, it’s simply not in our DNA, so if you’re good at math I have some news for you,

Deleting your story the next morning after about 300 people have already seen it cuz you’re still in denial,

Doctor, look I know we used to date but let’s keep this professional, her, ok, did I break anything, doctor, throws down x rays, my heart stacy,

Hey Youtube, maybe don’t put ads before first aid vids, I don’t have time to watch a red lobster as when my gran is choking on a fish bone,

Am I financially wealthy, no, but I am rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences, still no,

When vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move, waiter, enjoy your meal, me, you too, me, sleeps until everyone I know is dead,

Fortnite week 8 challenge, get laid by mentioning fortnite, hard, leaked,

You’re cutier, you’re the cutiest, nope you are, noooo you are, youuu, Soulja boy tell em, no better way to have done it,

When you steal their data because You couldn’t steal their hearts,

Me, slightly opens window at 11pm, every single bug in a 5 mile radius, it’s free real estate,

If the girl with 4 highlighters and 78 colored pens says she’s fucked for a test you probably are too,

I delete memes and meme pages because memes make men satisfied and satisfying men is gay, miss me with that gay shit, Mark Zuckerberg, CEO Facebook,

When you see something funny but you’re supposed to be offline,

Y’all remember playing music on windows media player and staring at this for hours,

Me, trying to impress date, I have a PHD, a pretty huge D, her, don’t say it, I’m leaving, later, me, feeding my enormous dolphin, sorry buddy, I guess she doesn’t like dolphins,

When the vending machine finally accepts your bill, oh yeh suck it up bitch,

What time do you wake up, 5am, 6am, 7am, I am a useless member of society,

Come over, I can’t I’m playing fortnite, no one is home and I am horny, bitch I just got a legendary scar and a launch pad and the circle hasn’t even closed yet, go cheat IDGAF,

What should we call this type of meme, very, very funny, not, I have a better idea,

Hand, sanitizer, exists, 0.01% of bacteria niggas,

Avoid being scammed, send me $499 and find out how,

Bruh Teletubbies is the most boring show on earth, it wont be boring when your family finds you dead in a ditch,

JFK novelty cup, trick your friends and family,

What is the biggest planet on earth, hmmm,

Dogs aren’t real and you’ve never seen one,

When you get new furniture but it wont fit through your door, I think it’s too big,

Who would win, bugs hitler, Joseph swolin,

Light tap to the leg, soccer niggas,

Felt cute in this pic might delete soon though,

Waking up after having one drink and going to bed at 10pm in your late 20’s,

Fortnite players,

Mark zuckerberg, nice personal information you got there, can I have it,

No, no, nothing’s playing, teens react to a video of things Stalin did wrong,

The same 10 songs since 2012, me,

In 2020 apple will unveil their first car, engine and headphone jack sold separately,

When you’re taking a test and your teacher stops and reads the nonsense you wrote,

2018 is a year filled with rare phenomenons, never in history of memes have we had two consecutive viral memes that originated from the same show, same episode, and same scene,

When a skinny nigga takes off his clothes,

Average life span of various lifeforms, drone ants, 3 weeks, gastrotrichs, 3 days, mayflies, 12 hours, memes, 2 minutes,

Ah, I love to brush my teeth with, toothpaste, previous events,

The wife and I are going to a Jamaican party, she told me she wants her hair braided, I’m dreading it,

We got together like, peanut better and gel,

Diane, this is humiliating,

If jests had a girlfriend, I just find it funny how you died for 3 days, I must look stupid huh,

Wave, microwave,

This kid was already in 2016 2005, 2005,

I am not a lizard,

I knew shorty looked familiar,

If the butter at your restaurant isn’t easy to spread on my complimentary bread I will burn your establishment to the ground and then we’ll see what soft butter looks like,

Law and order, special victims unit, s12 E24,

2012 niggas inside of Journeys when their momma wouldn’t buy them the G-shock that they wanted,

Running away to live in the woods, me, college, parents, capitalism,
When you smoke a little of giggle bush and you see a tray of leftover lasagna,

Guy, bae look 57 likes for our engagement pic, girl, really, let me see, delete her, delete her, her too, and her, and who the fuck is this fit bitch,

When your hand accidentally slips out of the wii remote wrist strap, oh fuck put it back in,

Alright I’m done with planet earth, thug life,

When you finish giving an absolutely horrible presentation,

New study finds female snow monkeys literally need spa days for their mental health, men be getting on girls nerves in every damn species,

Yes I am the real mason ramsey, your so cute, FR lemme in dem cheeks then,

This walmart yodeler is my new favorite meme for some reason, I can’t stop watching it,

When someone gives you and email address and ends it with at aol.com,


When your best friend is absent from school, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these idiots,

When you find an onion ring in your French fries,

What the hell is this and why did my grandson like it,

Ya gf tryna suck ya dick as an apology for the 5th time in a row, y’all are just abusing sponge bob at this point,

When you’re eating Costco samples and you have to pretend you’re interested in buying the product, hmm,

Understood, ok, k, roger roger,

When she keep sucking after you nut,

Caption this, when you’re on the phone with your mom your friends start cussing in the background,

Niggas when they have a bad haircut and the teacher ask them to put their hoodie down, finessed,

Why the fuck she brushing his hair with a fork, it’s a dinglehopper you uncultured swine,

Her, good job setting up the tent babe, him, ahem, her, sigh, boneless hotel,

Me not studying also being aware that every second I spend doing nothing is increasing the probability of my failure but still not being bothered to stay but still panicking,

Love is an empty emotion in this black hole we call life, Timmy this no time to recite my wedding vows,

Me helping my friends with their problems vs me solving my own,

When your little brother starts a fortnite meme page and you realize what must be done,

Australian newsreader causes social media meltdown with penis shaped jacket, why is this so funny,

Pizza without that nasty cheese, you belong in a fucking psych ward,

Florida student arrested after beating child with pop tart, deputies said, say cheese tv,

When your pharmacist ad turned to the dark side, harmacist,

Group projects are the best hey guys I have to go to jail tomorrow until sunday can we talk about the assignment on sunday today,

This meme is from the future, you don’t get it yet,

When you thought you had a couple hundred dollars but your remaining balance says $4,

In 2020 apple will unveil their first car, all we fucking wanted was group facetime,

Things I wish my parents knew how to use,

When you bang a single mother in the back of her minivan and end up with an ass crack full of goldfish and crackers as Elmo watches from the backseat,

Falling in love with a girl who loves food as much as you do is a beautiful thing, I can’t believe people think liking food is a personality trait,

MY girlfriend called me immature so I baked her from my cardboard box fort,

Don’t judge me till you walk a mile in my shoes,

When the sperm cells realize they’re in a butt and that their mission was over before it even started,

Me, I promise I wont form a perfect 16 man roman tortoise formation tonight, 3 drinks later,

My body is my journal, my tattoos are my story, never gonna give you up,

When you call to pay your power bill and they say whats the four digits of your social, and you hang the fuck up cuz you’re not about to have your identity stolen, haha not on my watch,

When you post a selfie and you immediately start losing followers,

Study, majority of americans not prepared for a sucker punch to the gut,

Reporter, how do you feel about the political turmoil in America right now, Bambi, where’s my fucking mom,

When you accidentally fall asleep at a sleepover,

I prefer footnote over coolmathgames.com,
When she rubs your belly at night and says it’s sexy but calls you a fat fuck whenever y’all argue,

When you’re out at the bar and see your ex talking to another guy who’s romper looks better than yours,

Skinny jeans can seriously damage muscles and nerves doctors have warned, yeah well boot cut can damage my rep, what’s more important cuz,

When you get into a serious relationship, hoe zone, closing down,

Double tap if you think Conor McGregor should go to jail,

When you’re drunk and about to pass out but your friends say wanna go to taco bell, so you’re like, lets ride,

Play fighting with your girl then you get too rough by accident and now she’s acting like she’s dying

These dumb assholes are holding Left hands,

I refuse to believe I was gay and dyslexic, I was in Daniel,

When she wants a fancier dinner,

The perfect religion doesn’t exi-, the newest testament presents, the Bible 2,

Peppa pig, the infamous world war two death faculty comes to life, step inside and experience the horror for yourself,

London, londoff,

If you buy sandwiches like these from corner shops I can’t trust you,

1/10 dentists, toothpaste brands,

I don’t know what this is but I relate,

When you go to walmart and another little boy starts yodeling, how dare you stand where he stood,

My budget standing next to my salary,

Opened 1 minutes ago,

When you pee and it’s clear,

Ophelia, babe come over, hamlet, I can’t I’m hiding a body, ophelia, my dad isn’t home, hamlet, I know,

Perfect movies don’t exi-, Jimboner testicle nutblast,

Steal the look, Dior slim fit shirt, $570, Hermes bow tie, $110, Gucci jeans, $820, Givenchy belt, $320, Ferragamo boots, $680,
Yeet Patrol had to do it to em, we bout meet on them mf lackers, spongebill,

When I talk shit about my man being trash and all my friends start to hate him so I have to fuck him in secret,

You ain’t from Oklahoma if you don’t dip your pop tart in ranch dressing, this is just disrespectful,

When my ice lovers at, everybody who eats ice knows,

Her, I cant stand you lies anymore, tom, him, well hope you’re happy because I’m pregnant, linda,

Cop, ever been convicted before, dog, yeah did 3 years for burying a bone, cop, where, dog, in your mom, cop, this isn’t a fucking joke fluffy,

Elizabeth Szewczyk, kyle and i are so cute, we finish each others, Kyle taylor, shut up liz,

When you just bout to fall asleep watching law and order SVU but then you hear ice-t bout to announce where the murderer got the frozen corn on the cob in the first place,

My monster load, flex seal on my tip my girls ovaries,

Keep running your mouth and this will be the only belt you gotta worry about,

You know I had to daddy on em,