Troll Mode - v1.0

--[[
Troll Mode
by Kain
Copyright 2013


        \|||/
         (o o)
,----ooO--(_)-------.
| Please            |
|   don't feed the  |
|     TROLL's !     |
'--------------Ooo--'
        |__|__|
         || ||
        ooO Ooo

--]]

if myHero == nil then myHero = GetMyHero() end

local version = "1.0"

local InsultPhrases = {
    -- Add new insults below.
    "All your base are belong to us!",
    "Hey, you have something on your chin... 3rd one down...",
    "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.",
    "Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!",
    "You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.",
    "You must have been born on a highway cuz that is where most accidents happen.",
    "It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.",
    "Your mom is a heifer!",
    "You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.",
    "The beetles will feed on your eyes. The worms will crawl through your lungs. The rain will fall on your rotting skin... until nothing is left of your but bones.",
    "You play like a girl.",
    "You're so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.",
    "You so stupid, you think a black hole is a racial insult.",
    "There are some things money can't buy. In your case, it'd be a life.",
    "Jesus loves you, but he's the only one who does.",
    "First time with that champion?",
    "If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.",
    "Your momma so fat she has to wear two watches because she covers two time zones.",
    "Do you still love nature... despite what it did to you?",
    "You have a face like a granny being made to eat a turd at gunpoint.",
    "You are a thoroughly uncouth and uncharismatic gentleman. GOOD DAY SIR!",
    "You fight like a cow.",
    "I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.",
    "Why don’t you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.",
    "We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.",
    "You think you're strong. You only smell strong.",
    "Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?",
    "You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You got drug through dumbass forest.",
    "You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said awe what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.",
    "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.",
    "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.",
    "Your mom must have a really loud bark!",
    "Your Mother is so dumb, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.",
    "Yo momma so fat, she had to be baptized in Sea World.",
    "Your mom's so ugly she made Chuck Norris have a heart attack.",
    "If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.",
    "You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.",
    "If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.",
    "You so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund.",
    "The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.",
    "Yo momma's like mayonnaise; she spreads easy.",
    "Your mother was an hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!",
    "Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.",
    "You have a face only a mother could love.",
    "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.",
    "Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins thin a chinese phone book.",
    "The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.",
    "With a face like yours, I wish I was blind."
}

local SpellPhrases = {
    -- Add new phrases below.
    {name="Annie", spell = _R, chat="KATTIBERS!!!"},
    {name="Blitzcrank", spell = _Q, chat="YOINK!"},
    {name="Blitzcrank", spell = _R, chat="QUIET!!"},
    {name="Caitlyn", spell = _R, chat="BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"},
    {name="Corki", spell = _R, chat="BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"},
    {name="Chogath", spell = _R, chat="NOM NOM NOM"},
    {name="Darius", spell = _R, chat="GET DUNKED, SON!"},
    {name="Draven", spell = _R, chat="This whole thing is Draven me crazy!"},
    {name="DrMundo", spell = _R, chat="MUNDO GO WHERE HE PLEASES"},
    {name="Garen", spell = _R, chat="DEMACIA!!!"},
    {name="Irelia", spell = _R, chat="That's totally Ireliavent."},
    {name="Karthus", spell = _R, chat="KABOOM!!!"},
    {name="Katarina", spell = _R, chat="SPIN 2 WIN!!!"},
    {name="Lux", spell = _R, chat="I'M FIRIN' MY LAZAR!!!"},
    {name="Lux", spell = _R, chat="This lux like it's gonna get ugly..."},
    {name="MasterYi", spell = _Q, chat="Like a ninja..."},
    {name="Nidalee", spell = _Q, chat="Javelin to the face!"},
    {name="Pantheon", spell = _R, chat="This is SPARTA!!!"},
    {name="Skarner", spell = _R, chat="Illegal parking!"},
    {name="Singed", spell = _E, chat="How about an acid bath... muahahaha!"},
    {name="Singed", spell = _R, chat="Oh, did I singe your eyebrows?"},
    {name="Sona", spell = _R, chat="Dance, Dance, Baby Tonight!"},
    {name="Twitch", spell = _R, chat="You guys make me Twitch with anger..."},
    {name="Thresh", spell = _Q, chat="Get over here!"},
    {name="Tryndamere", spell = _R, chat="I'M TRYNDAQUEER! AHAHAHHA"},
    {name="Vladimir", spell = _W, chat="TROLOLOLOLOL"},
    {name="Vladimir", spell = _R, chat="You Vlad, bro?"},
    {name="Zed", spell = _W, chat="That's what she Zed!"},
    {name="Zilean", spell = _W, chat="Time flies like arrow, fruit flies like banana."},
    {name="Ziggs", spell = _R, chat="Mega Bomb!"},

    -- Example of how to add new champions or phrases.
    -- The format is crucial. The script will break with formatting mistakes.
    {name="Example", spell = _Q, chat="Phrase 1"},
    {name="Example", spell = _Q, chat="Phrase 2"},
    {name="Example", spell = _Q, chat="Phrase 3"},
    {name="Example", spell = _W, chat="Phrase 4"},
    {name="Example", spell = _W, chat="Phrase 5"},
    {name="Example", spell = _R, chat="Phrase 6"}
}

local CoachPhrases = {
    -- Add new coach phrases below.
    -- In the case of kda, a positive severity means good, and a negative severity means bad.
    {event="kill",   severity=1,  chat="Good job."},
    {event="death",  severity=1,  chat="Shake it off."},
    {event="kill",   severity=1,  chat="Nice."},
    {event="death",  severity=1,  chat="Try again."},
    {event="kill",   severity=2,  chat="A little streak here?"},
    {event="death",  severity=2,  chat="You are better than this."},
    {event="kill",   severity=3,  chat="Farm their ass!"},
    {event="death",  severity=3,  chat="C'mon, get more kills!"},
    {event="kill",   severity=3,  chat="Farm their ass!"},
    {event="kill",   severity=3,  chat="Killing spree!"},
    {event="kill",   severity=3,  chat="You're doing great!"},
    {event="kill",   severity=3,  chat="You going pro yet?"},
    {event="death",  severity=3,  chat="You quitting yet?"},
    {event="death",  severity=3,  chat="Embarassing."},
    {event="death",  severity=3,  chat="Seriously?"},
    {event="death",  severity=3,  chat="Cry me a river."},
    {event="assist", severity=2,  chat="Nice assist."},
    {event="assist", severity=3,  chat="Great supporting!"},
    {event="kda",    severity=1,  chat="You're off to a good start."},
    {event="kda",    severity=-1, chat="Not the best start."},
    {event="kda",    severity=2,  chat="Good work."},
    {event="kda",    severity=2,  chat="Doing well!"},
    {event="kda",    severity=-2, chat="Eh, you need to spend more time practicing."},
    {event="kda",    severity=-2, chat="Fail."},
    {event="kda",    severity=3,  chat="You're pwning those nubs."},
    {event="kda",    severity=3,  chat="Smashing job."},
    {event="kda",    severity=3,  chat="Killer instincts!"},
    {event="kda",    severity=-3, chat="Baddy, you need to just surrender already."},
    {event="kda",    severity=-3, chat="Just save yourself some trouble and uninstall LoL."},
    {event="kda",    severity=-3, chat="Time to get in more bot games."}
}

alertedQ = false
alertedW = false
alertedE = false
alertedR = false

local phrase = {}
local lastPhrase = nil
local lastInsult = nil
local lastCoach = nil
local lastCoachKDA = nil

local lastKills = nil
local lastDeaths = nil
local lastAssists = nil
local lastKDA = nil

function OnLoad()
    Menu()
    LoadMyHeroPhrases()
    PrintChat(" >> Troll Mode loaded!")
end

function Menu()
    TrollModeConfig = scriptConfig("Troll Mode - "..version, "Troll Mode")
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("Insult", "Random Insult  (F5)", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONKEYDOWN, false, 116) -- F5
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("Laugh", "Laugh          (F6)", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONKEYDOWN, false, 117) -- F6
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("Dance", "Dance          (F7)", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONKEYDOWN, false, 118) -- F7
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("Taunt", "Taunt          (F8)", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONKEYDOWN, false, 119) -- F8
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("Joke", "Joke           (F10)", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONKEYDOWN, false, 121) -- F10
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("SpellChat", "Spell Chat", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONOFF, true)
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("EnableInsults", "Enable Insults", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONOFF, true)
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("PersonalCoach", "Personal Coach", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONOFF, true)
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("ChatThrottle", "Spell Chat Throttle", SCRIPT_PARAM_ONOFF, false)
    TrollModeConfig:addParam("ChatThrottleFrequency", "Throttle Min. Seconds", SCRIPT_PARAM_SLICE, 120, 1, 600, 0)
end

function LoadMyHeroPhrases()
    for i = 1, #SpellPhrases, 1 do
        if myHero.charName == SpellPhrases[i].name then
            table.insert(phrase, SpellPhrases[i])
        end
    end
end

function OnTick()
    if myHero.dead then return end

    if TrollModeConfig.SpellChat and phrase ~= nil then
        CheckSpellPhrases()
    end

    if TrollModeConfig.EnableInsults and TrollModeConfig.Insult then
        Insult()
    end

    if TrollModeConfig.PersonalCoach then
        Coach()
    end

    if TrollModeConfig.Dance then SendChat("/dance") end
    if TrollModeConfig.Taunt then SendChat("/t") end
    if TrollModeConfig.Laugh then SendChat("/l") end
    if TrollModeConfig.Joke then SendChat("/j") end
end

function Coach()
    if not lastKills or not lastDeaths or not lastAssists or not lastKDA then
        lastCoach = 0
        CoachSay("Have a good game!")
        lastKills = 0
        lastDeaths = 0
        lastAssists = 0
        lastKDA = 0

        return
    end

    if lastCoach and GetTickCount() < (lastCoach + (30 * 1000)) then return end

    local deaths = nil
    if myHero.deaths > 0 then
        deaths = myHero.deaths
    else
        deaths = 1
    end

    local kda = (myHero.kills + (myHero.assists / 2)) / deaths

    if not lastCoachKDA or (GetTickCount() > (lastCoachKDA + (60 * 1000))) then
        if kda > lastKDA then
            if kda > 3.0 then
                SendCoachPhrase("kda", 3)
            elseif kda > 2.0 then
                SendCoachPhrase("kda", 2)
            end
        elseif kda < lastKDA then
            if kda < .5 then
                SendCoachPhrase("kda", -3)
            elseif kda < 0.8 then
                SendCoachPhrase("kda", -2)
            end
        end
    end

    if myHero.kills > lastKills then
        if myHero.kills > 8 then
            SendCoachPhrase("kill", 3)
        elseif myHero.kills > 4 then
            SendCoachPhrase("kill", 2)
        else
            SendCoachPhrase("kill", 1)
        end
    end

    if myHero.deaths > lastDeaths then
        if myHero.deaths > 8 then
            SendCoachPhrase("death", 3)
        elseif myHero.deaths > 4 then
            SendCoachPhrase("death", 2)
        else
            SendCoachPhrase("death", 1)
        end
    end

    if myHero.assists > lastAssists then
        if myHero.assists > 8 then
            SendCoachPhrase("assist", 3)
        elseif myHero.assists > 4 then
            SendCoachPhrase("assist", 2)
        else
            SendCoachPhrase("assist", 1)
        end
    end

    lastKills = myHero.kills
    lastDeaths = myHero.deaths
    lastAssists = myHero.assists
    lastKDA = kda
end

function SendCoachPhrase(event, severity)
    if #CoachPhrases == 0 then
        PrintChat("Coach phrase library is empty!")
        return
    end

    local count = 0

    -- Find number of applicable phrases.
    for i = 1, #CoachPhrases, 1 do
        if CoachPhrases[i].event == event and CoachPhrases[i].severity == severity then
            count = count + 1
        end
    end

        -- Find number of applicable phrases.
    for i = 1, #CoachPhrases, 1 do
        if CoachPhrases[i].event == event and CoachPhrases[i].severity == severity then
            count = count + 1
        end
    end

    -- Send chosen phrase.
    if count == 0 then return end

    local index = 1
    if count > 1 then
        index = math.random(1, count)
    end

    local foundCount = 0
    for i = 1, #CoachPhrases, 1 do
        if CoachPhrases[i].event == event and CoachPhrases[i].severity == severity then
            if count == 1 then
                lastCoach = GetTickCount()
                if event == "kda" then lastCoachKDA = GetTickCount() end
                CoachSay(CoachPhrases[i].chat)
                break
            elseif count > 1 then
                foundCount = foundCount + 1
                if foundCount == index then
                    lastCoach = GetTickCount()
                    if event == "kda" then lastCoachKDA = GetTickCount() end
                    CoachSay(CoachPhrases[i].chat)
                    break
                end
            end
        end
    end
end

function CoachSay(chat)
    PrintChat("Coach says, \""..chat.."\"")
end

function UpdateCoachInfo()

end

function CheckSpellPhrases()
    if TrollModeConfig.ChatThrottle and lastPhrase and GetTickCount() < (lastPhrase + (TrollModeConfig.ChatThrottleFrequency * 1000)) then return end

    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_Q) == READY then alertedQ = false end
    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_W) == READY then alertedW = false end
    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_E) == READY then alertedE = false end
    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_R) == READY then alertedR = false end

    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_Q) == COOLDOWN and not alertedQ then
        alertedQ = true
        SendPhrase(_Q)
    end

    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_W) == COOLDOWN and not alertedW then
        alertedW = true
        SendPhrase(_W)
    end

    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_E) == COOLDOWN and not alertedE then
        alertedE = true
        SendPhrase(_E)
    end

    if myHero:CanUseSpell(_R) == COOLDOWN and not alertedR then
        alertedR = true
        SendPhrase(_R)
    end
end

function Insult()
    if #InsultPhrases == 0 then
        PrintChat("Insult library is empty!")
        return
    end

    if lastInsult and GetTickCount() < (lastInsult + 1000) then return end

    local index = math.random(1, #InsultPhrases)
    lastInsult = GetTickCount()
    SendChatMessage(InsultPhrases[index])
end

function SendPhrase(spell)
    if #SpellPhrases == 0 then
        PrintChat("Spell phrase library is empty!")
    end

    if #phrase == 0 then
        return
    end

    local count = 0

    -- Find number of applicable phrases.
    for i = 1, #phrase, 1 do
        if phrase[i].spell == spell then
            count = count + 1
        end
    end

    -- Send chosen phrase.
    if count == 0 then return end

    local index = 1
    if count > 1 then
        index = math.random(1, count)
    end

    local foundCount = 0
    for i = 1, #phrase, 1 do
        if phrase[i].spell == spell then
            if count == 1 then
                lastPhrase = GetTickCount()
                SendChatMessage(phrase[i].chat)
                break
            elseif count > 1 then
                foundCount = foundCount + 1
                if foundCount == index then
                    lastPhrase = GetTickCount()
                    SendChatMessage(phrase[i].chat)
                    break
                end
            end
        end
    end
end

function SendChatMessage(chat)
    SendChat("/t")
    SendChat("/all "..chat)
end