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- >Pony valentine day, and you are at home, drinking with Jubie fluttering around in the air and being confused to why you’re not going out
- >”So...you’re not going out anywhere?”
- “Nope”
- >You take another sip of your canned beverage while Jubie frowns
- >”But it’s hearts and hoove’s day, surely you have something set up?”
- >You shake your head
- >”No dates, no nothing?”
- >You nod
- “Nada”
- >Jubie flies next to you and stares at you with confusion
- >”Why?”
- >You stay silent for a while, and then take another sip
- “Just because”
- >Jubie keeps staring at you while flapping her wings in the air
- >”Ok”
- >Yup, another Valentine’s, or Hearts and whatever’s day alone
- >Well, sort of alone, you’ve got Jubie, but alone in the romantic sense
- >”Well you know...I could be your special somepony if you’d like”
- >Hmmm, to be comforted by a filly or not...
- “Sure”
- >Jubie wraps her hooves around your head and gives you a hug, which you return with a pat on her head
- >Jubie lets go and lands down on your lap
- >”Too bad you can’t get your dick wet tonight huh?”
- >You look down and find Jubie leering at you lewdly, shifting around so that her butt gently grinds on your crotch a little
- >You can pretty much guess where she is going with this, but she won’t have her fun this time
- >You smirk
- “I’d rather spend it with my cute daughter anyway”
- >Jubie’s mouth falls open and the leer is gone from her now surprised eyes as her face brightens up considerably
- >”O-oh...”
- >Jubie quickly looks away from you and stops moving around in your lap and does her best to stay still
- >Hah, it’s your victory this time!
- >But you’re not done yet, you start to pat her head which makes her tense up
- >Shakily she reaches for the can of root beer you were drinking out of and takes a sip to calm herself down
- >Just what you were expecting, you stop patting her head and speak the magic words
- “I love you Jubie”
- >Root beer snorts out from her nostrils as she chokes on the root beer
- >You start laughing and Jubie gives you a glare
- >”I hate you!”
- >You hand her some tissue so she can wipe her face while trying to contain your laughter
- >Jubie wipes her face while pouting at you, making you laugh even harder
- >She then settles into pouting huffily while sitting in your lap
- >”You suck.”
- >”Now Mr. Contestant, what might it be?”
- >You keep munching the something, trying to wrap your head around what you might be eating
- >”Only 30 seconds to go!”
- >You are Anonymous, and you got invited to a gameshow, and tl;dr you’re blindfolded and tasting something, and if you guess it correct you’ll win a very large sum of money
- >”You can do it!”
- >Jubie’s cheering for you from the audience as you gently nom the thing and lick it, trying to come up with anything
- >You’re not allowed to take a bit out of it due to the rules which is making this very difficult
- >But what can it be? You only have one guess so you can’t screw it up
- >It tastes sweet, but not overly much, and there’s some kind of a familiar flavor
- >It’s like you’re supposed to know what it is but you just can’t remember
- >The consistency is...weird, soft yet it does not fall apart, some kind of a meat or fruit? Or maybe a gelatinous dessert even?
- >”Oh no we’re down to 10 last seconds!”
- >The audience and the host start to count the seconds as you start to panic
- >What could it be what could it be? Some kind of a clam or mollusk? But it does not taste seafoody, but it feels too much like meat to be any kind of a fruit...
- >”6”
- >Oh shit oh crap it’s...aaagh that counting is throwing you off and making you all panicky and sweaty!
- >”Come on Anon!”
- >Jubie’s not helping!
- >Shit shit it’s-
- >”2”
- >No wait maybe
- >”1”
- >FFFUUUUUUU-
- >Suddenly your eyes fly open
- >You just lie there as your heart pounds wildly
- >A dream? It was a drea...
- >...so that’s why you had a dream like that
- >You grab Jubie’s thighs and lift her crotch off of your face
- >”Mmm~that’s ticklish...zzzzz”
- >You wipe your mouth off of what you hope is just saliva and then wipe the back of your hand into your covers
- >Jubie’s not allowed to sleep with you anymore, or at least has to fix her habit of tossing and turning around in her sleep
- >How did this even happen...
- "Jubilation's going to grow up hot"
- >Bob slowly turns his head to face you while holding one hell of a pokerface as he looks at you
- >"Excuse me what?"
- >You glance at him and notice how he's staring at you
- "No not like that, I mean her mom's pretty hot so she'll probably be too"
- >Bob appears confused now
- >"Wait, isn't her mom dead?"
- >You nod
- "Yeah, but due to random demon bullshit I got to see her, and I think she was a looker"
- >"You think?"
- "Well I am not the best expert when telling apart what is hot and what is not when it comes to ponies since I'm a human but I think she was pretty hot, here look"
- >You dig out a video recorder from your bag
- >"What's with the cam?"
- "I left it on accidentally when Jubie's mom popped out of my fireplace, take a look"
- >You show the video to Bob and as Sweet Jubilation comes into view Bob's eyes suddenly bulge out and he grabs the cam and stares at it intensely
- >"Holy smokes Anon this mare is ridiculously hot"
- "It-I mean she is?"
- >Bob nods
- >"Yeah it's like looking at a 100/10, in fact let me take this cam with me home tonight I want to put this to good use"
- >You give your friend a disgusted look
- "Bob are you thinking of masturbating to a video of my daughter's mother?"
- >Bob turns to look at you with determination all over his face
- >"Heck yes I am going to!"
- >Suddenly someone clears their throat behind Bob and both f you look at the pony standing behind him
- >And suddenly Bob freezes up
- >"Hi...honey..."
- >Bob offers his wife a frightened smile as she grabs Bob and drags him off while he sings out apologies like he was about to be publicly lynched
- >You put the camera he quickly handed back to you into your bag and finish up your cup of coffee
- >You get up and you almost start walking home when you notice a familiar face
- >It's Fat-Anon...or shriveled Anon now, he looks lie all the life has been sucked from him and he's lost a ton of weight
- "Fat-Anon is that you? What did they do to you in prison?"
- >Fat-Anon looks at you with lifeless eyes and gives you a tired wave as a greeting
- >"Hi Other Anon, long time no see"
- >He shambles to you like a walking corpse
- >"I got out a while ago, and this is not because of that, I've just been working. So, so very much work..."
- >He chuckles and coughs up blood as he does so
- >"Haha...you'd think when you're coughing up blood you'd get a sick leave from work but turns out yoru body works just fine enough to do work even if in this state...haha...ha..."
- "What's going on with you? Why are you working yourself to death?"
- >"no, not death...no matter how much i pray for it everyday, you see when I got those 20 fillies pregnant things ended up working out and now I am married to 20 pregnant fillies. So you can imagine how much money have to make to carry food to the table, not to mention they all want to live in this big mansion with me...and I have to since paying child support would make sure I never had any money no matter what..."
- "Seems like your good situation has turned pretty bad"
- >No-Longer-Fat-Anon nods
- >"Yeah...you think marriage is bad, try being married 20 times at the same time..."
- >And with that Fat-Anon shambles on wards, but suddenly pauses, seems to gain his weight back from out of nothing and skips like a faggot right back to you with a really annoying grin on his face
- >"But there are good sides to it too, imagine being married to 20 wives"
- >And then all life escapes him again
- >"But now I have to rush to my third job today...out of 5...I wish I'd die of a heart attack while I'm at it ha ha ha..."
- >And with that he's off again
- >...well this was pretty stupid, time to head back home to see what your loving daughter is up to
- >Arriving home Jubie flies to you and gives your neck a hug while nuzzling her face against the top of your head lovingly
- >"Welcome home dad!"
- >Well, she sure is happy you're back
- "Ok what did you do?"
- >Jubie lets go and gives you a grumpy pout
- >"What, I can't act affectionate every once in a while?"
- >You ruffle her mane, getting the pout off of her face as she swats your hand away
- "Usually it's because you've gassed your friend into some kind of a cock-based craze or raped the whole neighborhood or something"
- >Jubie lands down and lets out a gasp as you kick your shoes off and head for the couch
- >"I wouldn't do that. Well the raping the whole neighborhood thing..."
- >Jubie climbs onto the couch as well as you flip the tv on
- >"Hey dad?"
- "Mhhm?"
- >Jubie suddenly flops down onto her back and on your lap with her hooves held up like a little kitten's
- >"Give me a tummy rub?"
- "Maybe later"
- >Jubie hops up and grinds herself against you
- >"What no, give me one now"
- >You don't reply her so she climbs on top of the backrest of the sofa
- >"Come onnnnn~"
- >She starts to nuzzle her face against your head
- >"Daddyy~"
- "In a minute Jubie"
- >Suddenly you feel something warm and moist on your earlobe as Jubie starts to gently nibble on it
- >"Dahdheee~"
- >You grab the pony and lift her back onto your lap
- "Well aren't you being indecent again"
- >Jubie giggles and rolls around to expose her tummy to you again
- >"Indecent? Jubie has no idea what you're talking ab out~"
- >And then she proceeds to wiggle around on your lap, completely taking away any concentration you might have had for watching the tv
- >With a sigh you put your hand down and gently start to rub her tummy while staring at the tv
- >Jubie lets out a delighted squee and settles down on your lap as you give her the tummy rub she wanted
- >"Mmm~"
- >"Mmhhhh~"
- >"Hnn~"
- >You look back down at her due to he moans she's making and find her biting her lip seductively with a rosy blush on her face and...
- >Her pupils are not like they normally are, but they're heart shaped now
- >Suddenly your heart skips a beat as you remember a certain accident that happened at a certain point in time and you pull your hand off of your daughter's tummy
- >"Awww why'd you stop? It felt so nice"
- >You find it kind of difficult to look her in the eyes when she's like this so you instead focus on the tv
- "You were being indecent"
- >Jubie lets out a delighted giggle
- >"No I wasn't~"
- >You put on a stern face
- "Yes you were young miss."
- >Suddenly your feel her wingtalons grab your hand and pull it towards her
- >"This is me being indecent~"
- >You stare in shock as she starts to lick your hand and then proceeds to take your finger in her mouth and suck on it seductively
- >All the while with a happy smile on her face and maintaining eye contact
- >As of late she's been not so lewd at you so you're completely taken back by this and let it continue for a while before shaking yourself out of it and pulling your hand away from her
- "Are you in heat or estrus or whatever it is!?"
- >Jubie shakes her head
- >"No I'm not in heat...but I'm feeling a little bit..."
- >Jubie nuzzles more tightly against your lap in a very uncomfortable manner
- >Uncomfortable because if you'd think of it as anything else it'd be...pleasurable...
- >"Amorous~"
- >And then she blows a kiss at you
- >Your mouth falls open and she giggles
- >"You're looking silly daddy~"
- >Suddenly Jubie rolls over and shifts her position on your lap so she's sitting on it while facing you
- >"I wanna give you a kiss~"
- >She grabs onto you wth her wings and slowly starts to lift herself up, moving her face closer to yours as you pull your face away from her
- >You find yourself starting to feel a bit sweaty and you're just about to sit her down and have a chat when she suddenly bursts into laughter and sits back onto your lap while laughing with her eyes closed
- >After a bit of laughing while you stare at her in confusion she opens up her eyes again
- >And now you're staring back into the usual slit pupilled eyes of your adopted daughter
- >"Sorry dad, I couldn't resist screwing around a little"
- >Jubie climbs off of your lap and nestles comfily next to you on the couch while you try to regain your composure
- "You...you were just screwing around weren't you?"
- >Jubie rests her had against your thigh
- >"I wonder~"
- >You open up your mouth to say something but then find yourself in loss of words
- >Jubie rolls onto her back once again so she's looking at you again and winks her eye in a cutesy manner and puts her tongue out goofily
- >"Te~he"
- >You simple let out a sigh and rest your head against the backrest of the couch, feeling much more tired than you earlier were
- "Weren't you supposed to be feeling too awkward to screw around with me like that?"
- >Jubie just shakes her head and then smiles
- >"Nah not anymore"
- >You roll your eyes
- "Oh goody..."
- >Jubie gives you a sour look
- >"Aww come on, you like it too~"
- >Now you blush and look sour
- "No I don't, it's incident and not proper and-"
- >Jubie interrupts you
- >"I love you~"
- >You stop talking and Jubie closes her eyes and simply lies there with a happy, content look on her face
- >You stare at her and for some reason you can't find the energy in you to be crossed with her
- >So you just remain silent and watch the tv while she rests with her head on your lap
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