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Archive/Writing - Kiki and Shoggy Are Friends

Feb 9th, 2018
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  1. >get Kikki and Shog
  2. >Worried that they'll fight all the time
  3. >They're actually childhood friends who have always dreamed of having the same master
  4.  
  5. I really love this idea.
  6. >see Dark tentacles reaching from behind towards Kiki, expect the worst
  7. >instead they just form into a rag and bucket for her to take
  8. >”Ah, thank ya Shoggy!”
  9. >”No problem Kiki~”
  10.  
  11. >Shog turns into various appliances to help Kiki
  12.  
  13. >Kiki wears Shog like a tactical meido swiss-army suit
  14.  
  15. Even in bed
  16. Especially in bed
  17.  
  18. >”Hmph!”
  19. >”How fun~”
  20. >”Let’s kick it, girl!”
  21. >”Rock and roll~”
  22. And then the house reached clean levels never before seen
  23. And their master was the happiest master ever
  24.  
  25. >”I like days where Master works hard then comes home fulfilled!”
  26. >”I like days where Mastah stays home all day to relax~”
  27. What’s his job then?
  28.  
  29. Underwater welder. He goes sailing for a month or two, and then returns home to stay for a month or two
  30.  
  31. Do they live near the coast then?
  32. On off weeks does he take his meidos to the beach?
  33. What are their swimsuits like?
  34.  
  35. >”Alright maids, Let’s go to the beach!”
  36. >”Yaaaay! The ocean!”
  37. >”Yay~ Mother’s house~”
  38.  
  39. They live in a small seaside village, with plenty of aquatic MGs making up the locals. They go to beach all the time!
  40. Kiki would wear a stylish sailor bikini, and a wide staw hat.
  41. Shog would wear a scandalous, boobalicious maidkini
  42.  
  43. >”Waaaah! Shoggy, you can almost see everything in that outfit!!!”
  44. >”Silly Kiki~ I always see Everything~ and I can see how cute you look for mastah~”
  45. >”Waaah, thanks Shoggy, you too!”
  46. >”Thank you~ we should do ‘that’ to Mastah~ fufufu~”
  47. >”Fwee he hee, now you’re talkin! Let’s surprise him with ‘that’!”
  48.  
  49. You can tell the Shog likes the Kikis company when she calls her silly like her master
  50.  
  51. They're the best of friends and would never have even considered not being with the same master.
  52. They know each other well too, so when they wanna double team master, he's in for a surprise!
  53.  
  54. "Knock knock, mastah~"
  55. >"Uhm... w-who's there, meido?"
  56. >"Hehe! Silly mastah~"
  57. Well, she's trying!
  58.  
  59. No no meido. That's not how you tell a joke. Silly medio.
  60.  
  61. I can see a Kikimora having to teach odd Shogs about human etiquette and dialogue.
  62.  
  63. >"Alright Shoggy!! Let's learn some jokes for Master!!"
  64. >"Sure Kiki~ Sounds like fun~"
  65. Best maid friends!
  66.  
  67. >”Here’s a good one! Why did the kiki, or shog, fight with the soldier?”
  68. >”Because he was a neusiance to master or stood to oppose him and his servants?”
  69. >”No, because she wanted to show what she was MAID of!
  70.  
  71. >"Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~"
  72. >"Hey!! That was almost a laugh! Good job Shoggy, you're getting better at it every day!!"
  73.  
  74. Shog and Kiki may like to play-fight a lot, but don't let that fool you. They're the closest childhood friends united by love of mastah
  75.  
  76. >~Mei~do~ Mor~nings~!
  77. >"Welcome listeners to Meido Mornings. I'm Tanya "Kiki"!"
  78. >"And I'm Thleop'matep "Shoggy"~"
  79. >"And here's what's makin' a mess today!"
  80. >"Local firehouses in MGC are taking part in a city-wide fundraiser to modernize their equipment and promote fire safety!"
  81. >"Ah~ I can scarce think of anything more important~"
  82. >"Oh, thats right Shoggy! You really don't like fire, huh?"
  83. >"Yes~ There are very few things I dislike more than fire~ One of these things is being away from Mastah for too long~"
  84. >"Can't argue with that Shoggy! Hey, lets take a break and go cuddle with Mastah while we play a song!"
  85. >"Good idea Kiki~"
  86. >"We'll be right back listeners! Here's 'Burning Passion' by local salamander superstar, 'Salacious'!"
  87. >~Mei~do~ Mor~nings~!
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