Advertisement
AnontheAnonymous

Adventures of Eggnon [WORLD DOMINATION] Part 2

Jan 22nd, 2013
188
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 15.21 KB | None | 0 0
  1.  
  2. >You are Twilight
  3. >Eggnon borrowed the Elements a while ago
  4. >You hope you didn't make a mistake
  5. >There is a knock on your door
  6. >You open it with magic and 6 robots walk in
  7. Uhh...
  8. >One steps forward and pulls out a piece of paper from its...chest?
  9. >Oh right...chest
  10. >You chuckle as you take it from the robot
  11. >It reads
  12. >"Sorry Twilight I couldn't get them back to you in person so I sent my robots to deliver them. My deepest apologies, Eggnon."
  13. >Then each of the robots pulls an Element out of its chest
  14. >You levitate them all to yourself
  15. Uh...thank you?
  16. >They all bow and with a zap and a flash they are gone
  17. >You look at the Elements
  18. Completely perfect...
  19. >Maybe he really is trustworthy
  20. >You put them up in-
  21. >He didn't bring the chest...
  22. >The instant you sigh in annoyance the chest materializes on the floor with a note on it
  23. >"P.S. here's the case."
  24. >You smile and put away the Elements
  25. >You head off to bed because it's sundown
  26. >Today was an okay day
  27. >You are Eggnon
  28. Metal Blonic. Fire at that robot!
  29. >Metal raises his arm and it reforms into a canon
  30. >He fires it at the robot
  31. >All that remains is smoke
  32. Great job Metal! Now go back to your cell and shut down for the night. It's getting pretty late and I want to get some shuteye.
  33. >He zooms back to his cell
  34. >You walk to your elevator to get back to your house floor
  35. >You walk to your room and get in bed
  36. >You review how well a day this has been in your head
  37. >In a few minutes you fall asleep
  38. >Day *insert day here* in Equestria
  39. >You are Fluttershy
  40. >And this is the time you visit Eggnon every morning
  41. >Exactly at 10am you fly into his house
  42. >It isn't breaking and entering if it's always open right?
  43. >You hope so
  44. >You fly into his house and sit on his couch
  45. >So comfy...
  46. >"Fluttershy what have I told you about the couch?!"
  47. >You jump up and start flying
  48. You said to never get on unless I didn't step in mud!
  49. >He looks at you angrily
  50. >"Well I guess I did say that."
  51. >You sit back down on the couch
  52. So what are you going to do today Eggnon? I was thinking of going to the spa if you're interested...
  53. >"Not interested..."
  54. >He grabs some donuts out of the fridge
  55. You like your donuts cold?
  56. >"I just don't feel like warming them up."
  57. >He's so cute when he's lazy
  58. So...what are you doing today?
  59. >"Nothing."
  60. Oh...can we cuddle?
  61. >"No."
  62. Aw...okay. Doing nothing all day?
  63. >"Maybe."
  64. Can we hang out at least once today?
  65. >"We are right now."
  66. >You curl up on the couch
  67. Okay.
  68. >"Fluttershy don't be sad about it. If I have time I'll come see you. I would like you to leave now though."
  69. Oh really you will?! I'll be in town all day if you decide to come okay?
  70. >You fly out of his house fast
  71. >Then slow down because goodness it's scary flying fast
  72. >You wonder how Rainbow does it so well
  73. >You fly down to the town square and sit on a step
  74. >He'll be here eventually
  75. >You are Eggnon
  76. >It's time to put the gears in motion
  77. >You summon one of your high class warrior bots
  78. You are to go equip your long range weapon and mortally wound the pony known as "Rainbow Dash" when she is on cloud duty and away from the town. Understand?
  79. >"Wound Rainbow Dash on cloud duty. Any more requests master?"
  80. Try to be as descrete as possible.
  81. >"Yes."
  82. >You nod to it and it flies out
  83. >It's a good thing this room only has three walls
  84. >Or else the robots would have to take the elevator out
  85. >Well the ones without teleportation that is...
  86. >You stop your thinking session and pull out some binoculars to watch the shooting
  87. >You see your bot in place up in a cave on a mountain
  88. >Rainbow is sitting on a cloud right above P0nyville
  89. >It fires a thick laser at her
  90. No you idiot! Well I guess I wasn't specific enough...damnit!
  91. >The cloud reddens quickly
  92. >The bot teleports back inside
  93. >"I have completed the task master."
  94. >You resist the urge to shatter it right then and there
  95. Go check to see if she is alive. If she is dead leave her. If she is still alive bring her back here. GO NOW.
  96. >It teleports away and then back with a bloody mess of Rainbow Dash
  97. >She's unconscious
  98. Fucking great...take her to the infirmary on level two and do not hesitate!
  99. >It teleports away
  100. >You sigh
  101. >So much for starting the chain of events...
  102. >Oh well...you can just wait until later when everything is perfect
  103. >Like that will ever happen...
  104. >The elevator opens and Metal walks in
  105. Hello Metal...want to have some fun?
  106. >He nods
  107. Okay. You go have fun out there in the world. Just don't let any p0nies see you and stay away from P0nyville at all costs.
  108. >He nods again and with a boost of air he's gone
  109. >Papers and shit fly everywhere
  110. >Fuck you need a drink
  111. >You go to your fridge and pull out a beer
  112. >You being a genius and all recreated it in this world
  113. >Fuck that cider
  114. >You crack open the can and sit on the couch
  115. This is going to be a long day...
  116. >You are Rainbow Dash
  117. >You wake up in a white room in a really comfortable bed
  118. Where is this?
  119. >You sit up and see a metal thing standing there looking at you
  120. >"You are healed! Thank you for using Eggnon's healing station, we hope to see you again!"
  121. >You stand up and are a bit wobbly
  122. >You hear on the intercom
  123. >"Nursebot please walk our guest to the elevator and press floor seven."
  124. >So this is Eggnon's place huh?
  125. >You saw it in the distance and never really had been there
  126. >The metal thing touches your side
  127. >"This way please."
  128. >Okay so that's the Nursebot...
  129. >You follow it to an elevator and it reaches in and presses seven
  130. >Then it backs up and the doors close
  131. >The elevator clicks each time you pass a floor
  132. >You count out five clicks because you're bored and this place is huge
  133. >Then the doors open and you step into a more modern room
  134. >Less robots and more furniture
  135. >Also there's only three walls
  136. >Wat
  137. >"Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you're okay!"
  138. >You are greeted by a hug from Pinkie Pie
  139. Hey let go I'm a bit sore...do you know what happened to me?
  140. >Eggnon comes out from behind a wall
  141. >"You were flying out there doing some tricks and you crashed...I saw you and sent over a bot to bring you back."
  142. >Wow
  143. Thanks Eggnon! I owe you my life!
  144. >"I'm sorry about your legs though."
  145. >You look down
  146. What do you mean they're fine...
  147. >"They may feel fine and thats because the nerve surgery was successful. You fractured your legs to the point where there was no repair."
  148. >You nod in confusion
  149. >"I had my bots remove them and replace them with bionic limbs that are powered by your blood. So they work just like your legs used to."
  150. Well then how come my skin looks fine? I don't believe you.
  151. >"Because we used the skin from your real legs and sowed it back over that when we did your nerve surgery. Then we used advanced scar removal on them so it looks brand new."
  152. >You move all of your legs in different ways
  153. Wait which ones?
  154. >"Your back legs. Look if you don't believe me then kick that wall there. It's made of 6ft thick solid steel."
  155. >You rear up and kick the wall
  156. >You turn around
  157. Oh my gosh...
  158. >There is a huge dent in the wall
  159. >Pinkie kicks it right next to where you did
  160. >The force from kicking the wall sends her vibrating the other way
  161. This is so...AWESOME!
  162. >Bots come out of the celing and repair the wall
  163. Thank you so much Eggnon!
  164. >"Anything for a...friend."
  165. >He said friend a little strange but you don't mind it
  166. C'mon Pinkie I'll give you a lift back.
  167. >"I can just teleport you if you want..."
  168. No I want to test out my new take off!
  169. >You walk over to where the 4th wall should be and Pinkie jumps on your back
  170. >You lean forward and use your back legs to jump
  171. >It launches you really far before you even start flying
  172. This is awesome!
  173. >You drop Pinkie off in town and launch yourself up again
  174. >This time you look back at the ground when you do
  175. >There's a dent in the ground from where you pressed off
  176. >You land perfectly on a cloud and gaze down on P0nyville
  177. This is awesome...
  178. >You fall asleep on the big puffy cloud
  179. >You are Fluttershy
  180. >Eggnon still hasn't come yet
  181. >What if he got lost in the forest on the way here?
  182. >Well maybe his fetish is getting lost
  183. >But what if he's never found and dies of starvation?!
  184. >Your fear forces you to go into the Everfree searching for him
  185. >You decide to fly above the trees and look down and around
  186. >It's just easier
  187. >You hear a strange sound from behind you
  188. >You spin around and look towards the noise
  189. >Three trees fall down, all in a line like something hit them
  190. >Your curiousity gets the best of you and you glide down and sneak over there
  191. >You crawl along the ground and into a bush right next to the fallen trees
  192. >You poke your head out and see a robot
  193. >It's skinnier than the other ones that Eggnon has made and it has a big spiked head
  194. >It's also blue and has red metal boots
  195. >It flies into the sky and zooms away
  196. >That was strange
  197. >You walk back home
  198. >Maybe Angel wants your company?
  199. >You hear a crash in the direction you're walking
  200. >You speed up a bit to see what's going on
  201. >You see your house half destroyed
  202. Oh my goodness!
  203. >You sprint up the hill to your house and Angel is laying outside with a gash on his head
  204. >"F...Fluttershy..."
  205. Y-yes Angel honey?
  206. >He grabs your leg
  207. >"I...I love you."
  208. >He stops moving
  209. >You burst into tears over top of the bunny
  210. >Then something hits you hard on the side and you go flying off the side of the hill you live on
  211. >You look up while soaked in mud
  212. >It's the same robot
  213. >It goes back behind the hill and you see animals running away
  214. >You need to get help!
  215. >You run back to Twilight's Library
  216. >She'll know what to do!
  217. >You are Twilight
  218. >You wake up and look at the clock
  219. >It's the middle of the day
  220. Oh gosh...
  221. >You shit shower and study magic
  222. >Then you eat a well balanced brea-er lunch
  223. >Suddenly there is a slamming knock on your door
  224. >You walk over and open it
  225. >It's Fluttershy
  226. >She looks terrified
  227. What's wrong Fluttershy?
  228. >She's crying
  229. >"B-b-blue m-m-m-meanie is h-hurting m-my animals! I t-tried t-to stop it b-but..."
  230. >She turns and you see a boot shaped bruise in her side
  231. Go get Rainbow Dash while I go hold it off!
  232. >You run to Fluttershy's house as fast as you can
  233. >You get close and hear a squealing noise
  234. What the...
  235. >You follow the noise to Fluttershy's backyard
  236. >You see a hovering blue machine beating a bear
  237. HEY!
  238. >It turns toward you
  239. >In seconds it is in your face
  240. >It has glowing red lights that resemble eyes
  241. >It's body is shaped like a monkeys so it stands on two legs
  242. >But it has some sort of booster where its butt would be
  243. >You look down and see that it has hands, also like a monkey
  244. >The fingers are blades though
  245. >It has red boot shaped feet
  246. >About the same size as Fluttershy's bruise
  247. >And the head...it doesn't really fit the body
  248. >Its like Rainbow Dash's hair if it was stuck back in three points
  249. >It has pointed ears too
  250. >And all blue
  251. >This thing stares straight into your eyes
  252. >It is motionless
  253. >It begins to scare you
  254. >You hear galloping behind you
  255. >You turn your head
  256. >Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy come running up
  257. >You back away from it and go to them
  258. >Rainbow says
  259. >"Is this the thing that hurt you Shy?"
  260. >She nods
  261. It stopped moving...what do we do?
  262. >Rainbow backs up a little and prepares to pounce
  263. >"I say we smash it up!"
  264. >Before you can stop her, Rainbow collides with the machine
  265. >She carries it up high into the sky
  266. >But you notice it hasn't moved any part of its body
  267. >She grips it tightly and shoots down like a star
  268. >You see her go faster and faster until a Sonic Rainboom occurs
  269. >As soon as the Rainboom happens, she lets go and swirves upwards stopping herself
  270. >The machine plummets to the ground at an alarming rate
  271. >Just before it hits the ground you hear Rainbow yell
  272. >You look up and see it right there and Rainbow flying into the forest
  273. >You look at the untouched ground and back up at it
  274. Wow...it's fast.
  275. >Fluttershy begins crying again
  276. >The metal thing zooms next to her and brings a leg into her side at the same spot it did before
  277. >You hear some ribs crack and she falls over and passes out
  278. >It then stares at you
  279. >Then it shoots off into the forest towards...
  280. >Eggnon's building
  281. >You are Eggnon
  282. >And you are enjoying some delicious donuts while laying on the couch
  283. >Metal Blonic comes back
  284. So Metal, what did you do?
  285. >Using the telepathic ability super genius you built in him, he talks back
  286. >"I am afraid to inform you that I did incounter some p0nies."
  287. Metal what the fuck?! I tell you not to do one thing and you do it!
  288. >"I was enjoying the faces of little animals when I gutted them and the Pegasus known as Fluttershy spotted me. In fear of failing my mission I tried to kill her but missed her head and hit her torso."
  289. Then what?
  290. >"Twilight showed up and Fluttershy left and brought back Rainbow Dash."
  291. Okay...
  292. >"My systems malfunctioned for a couple seconds so I was paralyzed. Rainbow Dash took that time to attempt to crash me into the ground."
  293. >You nod
  294. >"I rebooted and caught myself before I smashed to pieces and sent her spiraling into the forest."
  295. >You facepalm
  296. She better not be injured again or she's gonna become a damn robot...
  297. >He is silent
  298. >You explain what happened earlier
  299. >"I understand now."
  300. >You press a button to speak through the intercom
  301. Begin assembling another Metal Blonic.
  302. >"Sir am I being disposed of?"
  303. No. We just need a less strong copy to fake your destruction.
  304. >"Ah very smart of you Dr Anonik."
  305. >It's been a while since anyone addressed you as that
  306. Just call me Eggnon. Anyways, you go to the basement level of the building and go to the far left corridor. At the end there is a door.
  307. >He nods
  308. Open it and go down the stairs into the storage area. Once there I want you to shut down until I come get you. Understood?
  309. >"Yes master. Right away."
  310. >He steps into the elevator and goes down
  311. >You sigh
  312. >Fuck today has been stressfull
  313. >A pipe comes down from the ceiling and the copy of Metal comes out
  314. >"What is your desire?"
  315. Follow me.
  316. >You put down a teleport pad and you both step on it
  317. >You teleport in front of the building
  318. >You look around
  319. There...
  320. >Twilight and a limping Rainbow Dash are storming your way
  321. Metal. Turn your arm into a canon and point it at me.
  322. >He does so
  323. >The two mares come within sight of you
  324. >"Eggnon!"
  325. >Twilight cries out distracting the Metal Blonic copy
  326. >You grab his arm and rip it off
  327. >You aim the canon at him and press the button on the side
  328. >It obliterates his central control system
  329. >He falls over
  330. >Rainbow and Twilight come over to you
  331. >Rainbow playfully punches you
  332. >"You got him Eggnon!"
  333. I know...but I'm so sorry it malfunctioned...I did this...
  334. >Twilight puts a hoof on your side
  335. >"It's okay...you ended it right? Doesn't that even it out?"
  336. Not for Fluttershy...it told me everything before attempting to murder me.
  337. >Damn you should have been an actor
  338. >"It's okay Eggnon...Fluttershy will understand. We need to get back to her though because she was hurt."
  339. >You nod and materialize a teleport pad
  340. >You and Twilight stand on it
  341. >Rainbow looks sceptically at you
  342. Oh just get on.
  343. >She steps on and you put in the coordinates for Fluttershy's place
  344. >You appear there and Fluttershy is knocked out
  345. >Twilight levitates her with magic and they start walking
  346. >"Eggnon...you don't need to walk with us. You can explain this to her when she wakes up okay?"
  347. >You nod and send out your pad
  348. >You teleport to your house and sit back on the couch
  349. Another day another dramatic sequence of events...
  350. >You sigh
  351. >Hopefully your days will be more relaxing in the future
  352. Hopefully.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement