Dumbest Criminals IV

https://twitter.com/SLMPD/status/1168907066469171203
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/st-louis-bar-regular-casually-lights-cigarette-during-armed-robbery-n1048201
https://www.insideedition.com/one-year-after-remaining-cool-during-alleged-robbery-the-worlds-chillest-man-still-holds-the-iconic
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/crime/man-pointed-gun-bar-patrons-employee-robbery-sentenced/63-1ed4c6e3-7583-4dca-a1e8-56682b87f887
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edmo/pr/judge-sentences-st-louis-man-robbery-and-brandishing-firearm-six-people
https://fox2now.com/news/behrmanns-tavern-robber-now-under-arrest/
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/man-charged-in-behrmanns-robbery/63-993b1565-6f57-49fd-8458-db22307a8fdd
https://www.insideedition.com/this-is-what-happened-to-the-shotgun-toting-robber-who-tried-to-hold-up-the-worlds-chillest-man
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cupcake-thief-apologizes-1.6861481
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/news/bizarre-burglary-at-vancouver-bakery/vi-AA1bMEpp?ocid=msedgntp
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-cupcake-thief-1.6857270
https://www.businessinsider.com/vancouver-bakery-owner-in-stitches-over-hilarious-break-in-2023-5
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/06/02/vancouver-canada-sweet-something-burglarized/
https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/05/28/vancouver-bakery-cupcake-theft/
https://www.newser.com/story/336056/ultra-polite-cupcake-burglar-calls-bakery-to-apologize.html
https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2023/05/31/cupcake-crimes-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn
https://www.21alivenews.com/2023/08/31/video-police-pull-over-man-with-bull-riding-shotgun/
https://abc7.com/forklift-costa-mesa-orange-county-stolen/13193453/
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/video-captures-forklift-thief-in-orange-county/
https://lamag.com/crimeinla/forklift-thief-downtown-dtla-rampage-identified
​​https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/watch-pierce-co-deputy-barks-like-police-k9-to-trick-teen-suspects-into-surrendering
https://www.foxnews.com/world/australian-robbers-atm-theft-fail-video
https://nypost.com/video/pin-heads-robbery-suspects-fail-at-stealing-atm/
https://www.9news.com.au/national/cctv-shows-duo-unsuccessfully-trying-to-rip-up-atm--news-melbourne/0a6b7e99-a891-4fed-93ce-9d46fbf1af24
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7731515/Moment-bungling-thieves-try-make-ATM-Cranbourne-East-Melbourne.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-manchester-43768380
https://abc7.com/dui-suspect-drunk-driver-911-caught-on-video/13738609/
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=266817019531924
https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/06/nebraska-police-video-shows-drunk-wrong-way-driver/70776140007/
https://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-thieves-disguised-shark-baby-steal-aquarium-video/story?id=56937159
https://fb.watch/m-4cTZMr7n/
https://fb.watch/m-3XgWvOKT/
https://www.ksat.com/news/2018/07/31/man-accused-in-theft-of-shark-has-extensive-rap-sheet-court-records-show/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anthony-shannon-accused-shark-thief-i-was-trying-to-save-the-shark-san-antonio-aquarium/
https://nypost.com/2018/08/12/shark-thiefs-long-rap-sheet-includes-theft-of-pots-and-pans/
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/More-details-emerge-about-shark-theft-as-San-13121537.php
https://www.khq.com/news/man-who-swiped-shark-says-hes-activist-not-a-criminal/article_68e7b01e-cfe8-5694-8afe-32dfe04be8f2.html
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10157673180428858
https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/law-enforcement-experts-weigh-in-on-attempted-robbery-video/289-f035ee8d-8a2e-4012-a3ff-157449470e12
https://spotlightstories.co/thief-rob-woman-dished-lesson-martial-arts/?4f1e054b-09ef-44dd-bb70-6f5325e49f62=1
https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/thief-tries-to-steal-phone-from-mid-city-martial-arts-instructor-bad-idea/289-93f5aeae-cc34-4b6b-9a41-4896e2379e26
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/texas-dog-drives-car-accident-17627559.php