Jump 312: Hamtaro

Jump #312: Hamtaro
>Ace of Wands, reversed: The herald of birth, invention, or upheaval.
>Identity: Hamham
This is not entirely correct. I am still a corgi, and I am still adorable. Every hamster should have a corgi to ride into battle!
>Drawbacks: France? Never Heard Of That! (+200), Maybe She Had An Eyelash In Her Eye Or Something? (+200)
I am a dog. My job is not to know about the world, my job is to be cute and adorable.
>Den Digger (800)
Well, it's expected that a dog will be digging, right? I just happen to be very productive! And all the hamhams in town will have a network of tunnels running all over the place. Safety from those evil cats!
>Peka Peka! Peka Peka! (Free, Hamham)
Well, perhaps a little less of the cute sounds while I'm eating and whatnot, but it's still useful to be able to do.
>Always Excited For An Adventure (Free, Hamham)
The passage of time won't dull me, and stubby legs still mean I'll be skittering everywhere, right?
>Come To The Clubhouse! (700, Hamham)
Gotta be the happy dog befriending everyone. Even the hamsters.
>You Got Out Of Your Cage? Again? (500, Hamham)
Of course I did! Cages were not meant to contain the fluff that is me.
>This Calls For Ham Ham Power! (300, Hamham)
Why not corgi courage? Tsk. Still, willpower boosts are handy.
>It'll Work Out (0)
Never give up! You've always got to have hope that a better day is around the corner!

Now, see, the thing about this place is that the hamsters are running around doing all kinds of crazy stuff al of th etime, but they have to watch out for all the troublesome things in the world. There's traffic, there's the weather, there's a cat that likes to stalk them!

I like to stalk the cat, wait until it thinks it's won, and then sneak up behind it, lean in, and whisper, "Wurf."

After watching the cat leap ten feet in the air and run to safety, I typically like to offer all the hamsters a ride to wherever they need to go! It's fun. While I'm not getting as involved as hamsters might, having a distractingly cute dog involved can help their plans!

Also, since hamsters can talk, there's no reason that a corgi can't also talk.

Also, since hamsters can play the piano, there's no reason that a corgi can't also play the piano. Hamsters CAN play the piano, right?

Hamtaro is silly, and I should blend in just fine here.

Also I did a little digging and now there's an underground hamster city.

I am a dog.