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  1. [4:58:03 AM] Foxtrot: VR1SK4 H4SNT CONT4CT3D M3 S1NC3 TH3 OTH3R D4Y
  2. [4:58:11 AM] Foxtrot: 1 GU3SS 1 SHOULD G1V3 H1M T1M3
  3. [5:01:23 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: YEAH HE'S PROBABLY STILL STEAMING ABOUT YOU KILLING HIM.
  4. [5:01:30 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME.
  5. [5:02:43 AM] Foxtrot: 1 W1LL BUT 1T 1S H4RD TO HOLD B4CK!
  6. [5:02:47 AM] Foxtrot: H1S F4C3 1S JUST SO PUNCH4BL3
  7. [5:03:26 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: YOU COULD MESS WITH HIM WHILE HE'S ASLEEP BUT FUCK IF I KNOW HOW.
  8. [5:04:08 AM] Foxtrot: M4YB3 NOT 4 GOOD 1D34
  9. [5:04:12 AM] Foxtrot: H3 PROB4BLY SL33PS W1TH T4VROS
  10. [5:08:16 AM] Foxtrot: 1T WOULD B3 FUN TO GLU3 H1S F1NG3R UP H1S NOS3 THOUGH
  11. [5:08:32 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT.
  12. [5:08:39 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: BUT YEAH NOT A GOOD IDEA WITH TAVROS NEARBY.
  13. [5:11:05 AM] Foxtrot: M4YB3 ON3 F1NG3R UP H1S NOS3 4ND ON3 DOWN H1S P4NTS
  14. [5:11:29 AM] Foxtrot: 1F 1 COULD PULL 1T OFF W1TH T4VROS TH3R3 1T WOULD B3 4 H3LL OF 4 S1GHT FOR H3R TO W4K3 UP TO!
  15. [5:25:45 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: HAHAHA, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
  16. [5:26:23 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: IF YOU WOULDN'T PROBABLY GET IN TROUBLE WITH TAVROS I'D EVEN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
  17. [5:26:58 AM] Foxtrot: W3LL TH3 TH1NG 1S 1F T4VROS TR13S TO G3T 1NVOLV3D 1N 1T H3 W1LL PROB4BLY JUST T3LL H3R TO B4CK OFF S1NC3 1TS NOT H3R QU4DR4NT
  18. [5:29:47 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: AND HE'D BE IN THE RIGHT. MATESPRITS DON'T USUALLY DIRECTLY ENGAGE THE OTHER'S KISMESIS.
  19. [5:31:13 AM] Foxtrot: H3H3H3H3 YOU JUST OFF3R3D TO H3LP HUM1L14T3 VR1SK4!!
  20. [5:32:59 AM | Removed 5:33:08 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: This message has been removed.
  21. [5:33:26 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: THAT'S WHY I SAID "USUALLY".
  22. [5:33:52 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: AND IT'S NOT DIRECT IF I HELP YOU HUMILIATE HIM IN HIS SLEEP IS IT.
  23. [5:35:04 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi shrugs.
  24. [5:35:07 AM] Foxtrot: YOUR3 TH3 3XP3RT
  25. [5:36:59 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: ROMANCE IS LIKE A SET OF LAWS. THERE'S SHIT YOU CAN AND CAN'T DO, BUT YOU CAN BEND THE RULES TO YOUR FAVOR IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR ENOUGH WITH THEM.
  26. [5:38:38 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi opens her mouth to argue that and then reconsiders, considering she recently managed to skirt the law enough to justify killing someone in practically cold blood.
  27. [5:39:58 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner nods, giving Terezi a knowing look. Smug bastard.
  28. [5:40:42 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Instead, she just pulls out a tube of super glue.
  29. [5:40:44 AM] Foxtrot: W3LP
  30. [5:43:19 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner Thumbs up!
  31.  
  32. THAT'LL TEACH HIM NOT TO CONTACT YOU, RIGHT?
  33. [5:43:39 AM] Foxtrot: H3H3H3H3 Y3P!!
  34. [5:44:35 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: LET'S DO IT.
  35. [5:44:45 AM] Foxtrot: H4H4H4H4H4
  36. [5:44:59 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot And then Terezi leads Karkat to the stairs.
  37. [5:46:11 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner Karkat follows Terezi, secretly excited about this himself. Old grudges are about to get settled!
  38. [5:51:00 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot They get up to Vriska and Tavros's room. Terezi whips out a small pad of forms on a clipboard.
  39. [5:55:06 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner looks at it, curious. He doesn't dare speak though, afraid he'll wake anyone.
  40. [5:56:30 AM] WordBird: WordBird is not in bed!
  41. [5:57:56 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot It is a search warrant. REASON FOR ENTERING DOMICILE: R3S1D3NT 1S SUSP3CT3D OF B31NG 4 SP1D3R DOUCH3
  42. [5:58:09 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Signed, Terezi Pyrope, Chief Legislacerator
  43. [5:58:43 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi tears the form off and sticks it to the door, then pulls out a screwdriver and starts fussing with the card reader.
  44. [6:03:21 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner waits for Terezi to get the card reader working, holding in his laughter at the search warrant. heh
  45. [6:04:57 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi uses a neat little trick Sollux showed her—if two certain points on the card reader are connected, it completes the circuit that opens the door. And the screwdriver is a perfect source of metal for connecting those two leads. The door slides open.
  46. [6:06:43 AM] WordBird: WordBird Tavros is nowhere to be seen, and Vriska is, of course, asleep on the bed taking up more than half the bed and all the blankets, and wearing a rebreather.
  47. [6:07:12 AM] Foxtrot: (h3h3h3 1 th1nk h3s w34r1ng h1s sp1d3rm4n footy p4j4m4s)
  48. [6:07:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner peeks in.
  49.  
  50. (pfff oh wow.)
  51. [6:07:47 AM] WordBird: (( ngl, spiderman footie pajamas sounds fucking awesome ))
  52. [6:08:12 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi scoots into the respiteblock.
  53. [6:08:20 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Are the lights on?
  54. [6:08:28 AM] WordBird: WordBird nope.
  55. [6:10:14 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Woo. Cover of darkness.
  56. [6:11:23 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner follows Terezi, lightly resting a hand on her back so he doesn't go the wrong way or trip or whatever. Wow he's completely useless when he can barely see anything.
  57. [6:12:12 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Of course, Terezi can smell perfectly fine in the dark.
  58. [6:12:26 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot She approaches the bed.
  59. [6:13:49 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner moves to stand next to her, squinting so he can juuuuust see Vriska.
  60. [6:15:30 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot takes his right hand and squirts some glue on it. Then she grabs him by the wrist and sticks his hand onto the crotch of his pajamas. It genuinely looks like he's grabbing his bulge.
  61. [6:16:23 AM] WordBird: WordBird and then Tavros walks out of the adjoined bathroom wearing a bathrobe with a towel in her hair. Looks like she was taking a quiet, late-night bath. Light hadn't been peeking from under the bathroom door because she'd apparently blocked it with a towel- so that the humidity wouldn't leak out and make the respiteblock muggy.
  62.  
  63. "uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,,,"
  64.  
  65. Uh oh, busted!
  66. [6:16:57 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi is nonchalant.
  67. [6:17:00 AM] Foxtrot: MORN1NG
  68. [6:17:09 AM] WordBird: uMMMM,
  69. [6:17:10 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot starts squirting glue on the other hand.
  70. [6:17:21 AM] WordBird: i DO NOT BELIEVE, i HAVE GIVEN YOU PERMISSION, tO BE IN MY RESPITEBLOCK,
  71. [6:17:31 AM] Foxtrot: 1TS F1N3 1 DONT N33D 1T
  72. [6:17:39 AM] WordBird: uH, aCTUALLY, yOU DO,
  73. [6:17:42 AM] WordBird: dID YOU, bREAK IN,
  74. [6:17:45 AM] WordBird: wHY IS KARKAT HERE,
  75. [6:17:54 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner stiffens, apparently figuring it would be better to say nothing.
  76. [6:17:55 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot lifts the rebreather off half of Vriska's face. Slime leaks out everywhere.
  77. [6:18:03 AM] Foxtrot: NO 1 D1DNT 1 H4V3 4 W4RR4NT
  78. [6:18:06 AM] WordBird: WordBird walks over and smacks Terezi's hand
  79. [6:18:09 AM] WordBird: uH,
  80. [6:18:10 AM] Foxtrot: YOU C4N F1ND 4 COPY OF 1T ON TH3 DOOR
  81. [6:18:13 AM] Foxtrot: TH1S 1S MY D3PUTY
  82. [6:18:14 AM] WordBird: tHAT DOESN'T, mEAN ANYTHING,
  83. [6:18:21 AM] Foxtrot: 1T M34NS 3V3RYTH1NG
  84. [6:18:32 AM] WordBird: cONSIDERING, nO ONE ACTUALLY, aPPOINTED YOU LEGISLACERATOR,
  85. [6:18:36 AM] WordBird: eXCEPT YOURSELF,
  86. [6:18:40 AM] WordBird: wHICH DOES NOT COUNT,
  87. [6:18:41 AM] WordBird: aT ALL,
  88. [6:18:42 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot takes her slapped-away hand and begins stuffing Vriska's finger up his nose.
  89. [6:18:52 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls his hand out >}8(
  90. [6:18:59 AM] WordBird: gET OUT!
  91. [6:19:02 AM] Foxtrot: NO
  92. [6:19:04 AM] WordBird: yES,
  93. [6:19:12 AM] WordBird: tHIS IS AN INVASION, oF MY PRIVACY,
  94. [6:19:14 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot stuffs the finger back up his nose.
  95. [6:19:18 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it back out!
  96. [6:19:22 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner facepalms. This is so silly.
  97. [6:19:25 AM] WordBird: WordBird paps Terezi's hands
  98. [6:19:26 AM] Foxtrot: NO 1TS 4N 1NV4S1ON OF VR1SK4S 1T H4S NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOU
  99. [6:19:31 AM] WordBird: yOU ARE IN, mY ROOM,
  100. [6:19:31 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot sticks it back in.
  101. [6:19:37 AM] WordBird: oF COURSE IT HAS TO DO, wITH ME,
  102. [6:19:44 AM] Foxtrot: NO 1T DO3SNT
  103. [6:19:46 AM] WordBird: WordBird takes it back out again! Slapslapslapthe hands
  104. [6:19:49 AM] WordBird: yES IT DOES,
  105. [6:19:52 AM] WordBird: gET OUT,
  106. [6:20:00 AM] Foxtrot: 1F H3 1S 1N YOUR ROOM TH3N YOU 4R3 H4RBOR1NG 4 FUG1T1V3 FROM JUST1C3
  107. [6:20:04 AM] WordBird: dO YOUR KISMESIS STUFF, aNYWHERE BUT, mY ROOM,
  108. [6:20:09 AM] WordBird: tHIS IS NOT JUSTICE,
  109. [6:20:13 AM] WordBird: iT'S JUST A BLACK PRANK,
  110. [6:20:16 AM] Foxtrot: OF COURS3 1T 1S!
  111. [6:20:20 AM] WordBird: nO IT ISN'T,
  112. [6:20:25 AM | Edited 6:20:33 AM] Foxtrot: 1F 1 4M DO1NG 1T 1S JUST1C3
  113. [6:20:30 AM] WordBird: tHAT IS,
  114. [6:20:31 AM] WordBird: cOMPLETE,
  115. [6:20:35 AM] WordBird: mOOBEAST FAECES,
  116. [6:20:46 AM] WordBird: aND TRUST ME,
  117. [6:20:51 AM] WordBird: i KNOW, mOOBEAST FAECES,
  118. [6:20:51 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot sticks the finger back up his nose while Tavvy is ranting.
  119. [6:21:03 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it back out and shoves Terezi! >}:(
  120. [6:21:06 AM] WordBird: gET OUT, oF MY ROOM,
  121. [6:21:15 AM] Foxtrot: K4RK4T WOULD YOU M1ND
  122. [6:21:25 AM] WordBird: aND SERIOUSLY, wHY IS KARKAT HERE,
  123. [6:21:27 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi hands him a pair of handcuffs.
  124. [6:21:30 AM] Foxtrot: 1 TOLD YOU
  125. [6:21:30 AM] WordBird: hE IS NOT, vRISKA'S KISMESIS,
  126. [6:21:33 AM] Foxtrot: H3 1S MY D3PUTY
  127. [6:21:36 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: ......MORAL SUPPORT.
  128. [6:21:41 AM] WordBird: tHAT,S rEALLY STUPID,
  129. [6:21:47 AM] Foxtrot: 1 D1DNT H4V3 T1M3 TO G1V3 H1M 4 L1TTL3 GOLD ST4R
  130. [6:21:49 AM] WordBird: i THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER, kARKAT,
  131. [6:21:53 AM] WordBird: gET OUT,
  132. [6:21:55 AM | Edited 6:22:03 AM] WordBird: bOTH OF YOU,
  133. [6:22:11 AM] Foxtrot: NO TH4NK YOU
  134. [6:22:15 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot shoves the finger back up his nose.
  135. [6:22:18 AM] WordBird: iT IS NOT, a SUGGESTION,
  136. [6:22:31 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it back out again. If anything, he'll have a really clogge'd nose for a month
  137. [6:22:39 AM] Foxtrot: C4LL TH3 LOC4L L3G1SL4C3R4TOR SQU4D TH3N
  138. [6:22:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner crosses his arms.
  139.  
  140. OF COURSE I DO. THE DECISION WASN'T UP TO ME.
  141. [6:22:44 AM] WordBird: tHERE IS NONE,
  142. [6:22:47 AM] Foxtrot: W3LP
  143. [6:22:51 AM] WordBird: yOU ARE ALSO NOT, a LEGISLACERATOR,
  144. [6:22:52 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot shoves the finger back up his nose.
  145. [6:22:57 AM] WordBird: yOU ARE JUST, a YOUNG ADULT TROLL,
  146. [6:23:00 AM] WordBird: wITH A BIG HEAD,
  147. [6:23:04 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it back out again
  148. [6:23:21 AM] Foxtrot: 4ND YOU 4R3 4 YOUNG 4DULT TROLL 1NT3RF3R1NG W1TH MY R3L4T1ONSH1P
  149. [6:23:28 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot sticks it back in! This is silly.
  150. [6:23:28 AM] WordBird: aND YOU ARE IN MY ROOM,
  151. [6:23:36 AM] Foxtrot: NO 1 4M 1N VR1SK4S ROOM
  152. [6:23:37 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it back out. Yes it is
  153. [6:23:41 AM | Edited 6:23:58 AM] WordBird: nO, iT IS MY ROOM,
  154. [6:23:47 AM] WordBird: iT WAS MY ROOM, bEFORE HE MOVED IN,
  155. [6:24:10 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Sopor slime is still leaking out of the mask all over Vriska's face.
  156. [6:24:17 AM] WordBird: WordBird sexy
  157. [6:24:19 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot And all over the bed.
  158. [6:24:24 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot And all over his pajamas.
  159. [6:24:27 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: OKAY THIS IS JUST COMPLETE HOOFBEAST SHIT.
  160. [6:24:52 AM] WordBird: dO YOUR KISMESIS STUFF WITH HIM, aLL YOU WANT, aS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT DOING IT, iN MY ROOM,
  161. [6:24:55 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot sticks Tavros's finger up Vriska's nose.
  162. [6:24:59 AM] WordBird: aND IT IS MY ROOM,
  163. [6:25:00 AM] WordBird: hEY!
  164. [6:25:05 AM] WordBird: WordBird wipes her finger on Terezi's shirt
  165. [6:25:13 AM] Foxtrot: 1T W4S WORTH 4 SHOT
  166. [6:25:33 AM] WordBird: aLSO IT IS VERY RUDE, tO BRING YOUR MATESPRIT ALONG, tO ASSIST IN YOUR BLACK AFFAIRS,
  167. [6:25:40 AM] WordBird: iF YOU ARE GOING TO CLAIM i AM INTERFEREING, tHEN,
  168. [6:25:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner gestures to Vriska.
  169.  
  170. TEREZI, YOU OBVIOUSLY RUINED VRISKA ENOUGH. LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT.
  171. [6:25:49 AM] WordBird: i AM GOING TO CLAIM YOUR MATESPRIT, iS ALSO OUT OF PLACE,
  172. [6:25:58 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: HEY I DIDN'T DO SHIT.
  173. [6:26:04 AM] WordBird: yOU WERE GOING TO,
  174. [6:26:06 AM] Foxtrot: H3 1S JUST 4N OBS3RV3R
  175. [6:26:13 AM] WordBird: gET OUT,
  176. [6:26:16 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING??????
  177. [6:26:26 AM] WordBird: WordBird 's nostrils flare and she snorts.
  178. [6:26:28 AM] WordBird: oUT,
  179. [6:26:29 AM] WordBird: nOW,
  180. [6:26:34 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: GOD, WE WERE *LEAVING*.
  181. [6:26:39 AM] WordBird: nOW,
  182. [6:26:40 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: SHEESH.
  183. [6:26:45 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi sticks Vriska's finger up Tavvy's nose.
  184. [6:26:49 AM] WordBird: bLUHH!!
  185. [6:26:52 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it out }:(
  186. [6:27:01 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner double facepalm all the way across the sky
  187. [6:27:03 AM] Foxtrot: 1 4M 4TT3MPT1NG 4 COMPROM1S3 H3R3!
  188. [6:27:08 AM] WordBird: gO AWAY,
  189. [6:27:16 AM] Foxtrot: TH4T 1S NOT 1N TH3 SP1R1T OF COMPROM1S3
  190. [6:27:24 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: IF YOU ARE DONE, TEREZI, LET'S GO BEFORE THIS GOES OUT OF HAND.
  191. [6:27:26 AM] WordBird: yOU CAN, tAKE YOUR COMPROMISE, aND,
  192. [6:27:31 AM] Foxtrot: OH GOOD
  193. [6:27:35 AM] WordBird: sHOVE IT DEEP, iNTO YOUR WASTE CHUTE,
  194. [6:27:39 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot sticks Vriska's finger up his nose.
  195. [6:27:44 AM] WordBird: WordBird pulls it out!!
  196. [6:27:54 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot globs more glue on his finger.
  197. [6:27:58 AM] WordBird: WordBird shoves Terezi
  198. [6:28:05 AM] WordBird: gET OUT!!
  199. [6:28:10 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH, WITH ALL THE SOPOR SLIME GETTING EVERYWHERE.
  200. [6:28:16 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: COME ON.
  201. [6:28:24 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot doesn't really go back very far, as Tavvy stuck her hand in the glue spot from where she wiped her hand.
  202. [6:28:40 AM] WordBird: WordBird if we are stuck together i am going to scream
  203. [6:28:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: OH MY GOD.
  204. [6:28:53 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot You're not. You're stuck to Terezi's shirt.
  205. [6:29:07 AM] WordBird: WordBird tries yanking her hand off Terezi's shirt
  206. [6:29:39 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Conveniently, that just stretches the shirt out to make it look like Tavvy has been squeezing Terezi's chest.
  207. [6:29:45 AM] WordBird: WordBird hot!
  208. [6:29:47 AM] WordBird: WordBird i mean oh no
  209. [6:29:57 AM] WordBird: aAARRRGH!
  210. [6:30:03 AM] Foxtrot: NOW LOOK 4T WH4T YOU D1D
  211. [6:30:06 AM] Foxtrot: B3C4US3 1 C4NT
  212. [6:30:08 AM] WordBird: tHIS IS YOUR FAULT,
  213. [6:30:18 AM] WordBird: iF YOU HAD LEFT, tHIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED,
  214. [6:30:27 AM] WordBird: WordBird yanks her hand back harder
  215. [6:30:32 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner I:B
  216. [6:31:22 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot uses her hand furthest from Tavvy to stick Vriska's finger up his nose.
  217. [6:31:32 AM] WordBird: sTOPPIT!
  218. [6:31:40 AM] Foxtrot: STOP S3XU4LLY H4RR4SS1NG M3
  219. [6:31:45 AM] WordBird: WordBird reeeeaches over to grab Vriska's elbow to yank his arm away from his face
  220. [6:31:58 AM] WordBird: i AM NOT SEXUALLY HARASSING YOU, i'M STUCK TO YOUR SHIRT,
  221. [6:32:01 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Too late. At this point the glue has set from being stuck on his finger for so long.
  222. [6:32:04 AM] WordBird: sTOP BEING, dELIBERATELY OBTUSE,
  223. [6:32:50 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Vriska's finger is stuck up his nose. It just makes him snore loudly. It probably sounds like "888888888888"
  224. [6:33:00 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot ...whatever that sounds like...
  225. [6:33:45 AM] WordBird: WordBird yanks her hand harder. She is determined to either rip the patch of fabric off or unstick her hand.
  226. [6:34:22 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi's shirt rips a bit.
  227. [6:34:31 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner jumps in front of Vriska so Tavros and Terezi at least can't reach him any more and paps them both.
  228.  
  229. OKAY STOP FUCKING AROUND, LET ME THINK OF SOMETHING.
  230. [6:34:52 AM] WordBird: i'M NOT FUCKING AROUND, i'M TRYING TO GET MY HAND BACK, }:(
  231. [6:35:06 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I'LL GET YOU YOUR HAND BACK JUST DON'T FUCKING MOVE.
  232. [6:35:30 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot The swatch of fabric Tavvy's hand is glued to has that conspicuously large teal Libra symbol on it.
  233. [6:35:42 AM] WordBird: mUUUHHHHHHHH,
  234. [6:35:48 AM] WordBird: WordBird whiiiiiiiiiiines and doesn't move.
  235. [6:36:13 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot I am sure Vriska will find this evidence of Tavvy's hand being on Terezi's rumble spheres quite remarkable.
  236. [6:36:35 AM] WordBird: WordBird i am sure vriska would actually be pretty understanding considering all the superglue everywhere
  237. [6:37:27 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: OKAY, FOR CONVENIENCE SAKE: TEREZI, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
  238. [6:37:37 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner Don't question him, he's serious.
  239. [6:38:19 AM] WordBird: i WOULD RATHER NOT, sEE TEREZI'S CHEST MOUNDS, tHANKS,
  240. [6:38:34 AM] Foxtrot: Foxtrot Terezi starts taking her shirt off.
  241. [6:38:36 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner facepalms and groans.
  242.  
  243. DO YOU WANT TO WASH OFF THE GLUE OR NOT.
  244. [6:38:39 AM] WordBird: WordBird sighs raggedly
  245. [6:38:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: YOUR CHOICE.
  246. [6:41:50 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner grabs a towel from the bathroom and drapes it over Terezi's shoulders. He turns to Tavros.
  247.  
  248. WARM WATER WILL DO THE TRICK. WE'RE LEAVING.
  249. [6:42:16 AM] WordBird: jUST GO ALREADY, >}:(
  250. [6:42:31 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: FINE, *YOU'RE WELCOME*.
  251. [6:42:38 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner guides Terezi out the door.
  252. [6:42:47 AM] WordBird: i'M NOT THANKING YOU, sINCE, yOU BOTH INVADED MY PERSONAL SPACE AND CAUSED THIS, iN THE FIRST PLACE,
  253. [6:43:07 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I DIDN'T DO SHIT, MIND YOU.
  254. [6:43:19 AM] WordBird: sAYS THE TROLL, iN MY ROOM, wITHOUT PERMISSION,
  255. [6:43:28 AM] Foxtrot: W3 H4V3 P3RM1SS1ON W3 H4V3 4 W4RR4NT
  256. [6:43:32 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner shuts the door behind them.
  257.  
  258. WHATEVER.
  259. [6:43:37 AM] WordBird: yOUR WARRANT IS FAKE,
  260. [6:43:40 AM] WordBird: aND SO ARE YOU,
  261. [6:43:50 AM] Foxtrot: YOUR M4T3SPR1T 1S 4 DOUCH3
  262. [6:43:58 AM] WordBird: aND HE'S MY DOUCHE!
  263. [6:44:04 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner groans. Why are they arguing through a DOOR
  264. [6:44:09 AM] Foxtrot: (y3ll b4ck 4t h3r k4rk4t)
  265. [6:44:09 AM] WordBird: WordBird because they are very angry
  266. [6:44:18 AM] Foxtrot: H3S MY DOUCH3 TOO!
  267. [6:44:26 AM] WordBird: oNLY OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM,
  268. [6:44:41 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: OKAY, SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU.
  269. [6:45:14 AM] WordBird: WordBird drags a heavy armchair over to the door and blocks it.
  270. [6:45:40 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner guides Terezi to her room so she can get a clean shirt.
  271. [6:46:17 AM] WordBird: WordBird begins the long process of soaking her hand and terezi's shirt in soapy water before applying acetone-based nail polish remover on a q-tip to slowly unstick her hand. }:I
  272. [6:46:30 AM] Foxtrot: K4RK4T WHY D1DNT YOU Y3LL B4CK 4T H3R??
  273. [6:47:51 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: SHE KNOWS SHE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DOUCHE AND ESCALATING THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED ANY.
  274. [6:47:58 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I FEEL LIKE KANAYA FOR GOD'S SAKE.
  275. [6:48:51 AM] Foxtrot: Y3S 1T WOULD H4V3!
  276. [6:49:06 AM] Foxtrot: SH3 W4S JUST 4S M4D 4T YOU FOR B31NG TH3R3
  277. [6:49:23 AM] Foxtrot: 3V3N THOUGH YOU D1DNT DO 4NYTH1NG!
  278. [6:49:29 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I DON'T HAPPEN TO CARE.
  279. [6:49:30 AM] Foxtrot: DO3SNT TH4T P1SS YOU OFF 4 L1TTL3?
  280. [6:49:53 AM] Foxtrot: K4RK4T
  281. [6:49:55 AM] [Octo] Sir Threshecutioner: I AM NOT WAITING FOR AN ACCIDENTAL KISMESISSHIP BASED ON MUNDANE SHIT.
  282. [6:50:14 AM] Foxtrot: BUT TH1NK 4BOUT 1T
  283. [6:50:24 AM] Foxtrot: W3 COULD H4SSL3 BOTH OF TH3M TOG3TH3R!!
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