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  1. *The survivors step into the cave, all of them put on guard as a distant "gulla gulla" reverberates through the cave walls. Tunneller Goblins have expanded the cave considerably, and there were many branching paths to take. Spying a single goblin race across a corner, **Jack** breaks away from the main group in pursuit, only to hit a tripwire! A ball of fire ants is launched at his face and it breaks apart upon impact. Hundreds of fire ants crawl across his face, bite at his flesh, and scratch at his scalp, forcing him to retreat! **Miroku** and **Rutile** end up going down the same path, though very few goblins show themselves. What goblins do appear **Rutile** manages to kill first with scalpel strikes to the throat. **Miroku** is eventually compelled to take a different path but steps into a leg snare trap. A rope locks around his ankle and he gets yanked up into the air where he dangles uselessly.*
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  3. *Meanwhile, **Souda** falls through a trap door and lands on an ant hill! As a swarm of ants crawl inside his jumpsuit and bite at him, a torch flickers on to reveal he's surrounded by a crowd of goblins who point and laugh at him! The laughter stops though and screams start instead when he starts frantically jumping up and down, goomba stomping goblins underneath him and crushing them to paste. Elsewhere, **The Orb** shoots a laser at the ceiling and drops stalagmites on a group of goblins, skewering them to the ground. Another group of goblins race around the corner with guns at the ready, but they suddenly drop dead when a tiny blur zips past them - it was **Hornet**, flying by on a thread and slicing open their necks with a precise slash from Needle. **Claptrap** picks up a gun from a fallen goblin and activates AIMBOT.EXE, zooming around the cave and popping off headshots left and right. The cave walls become smeared in a layer of goblin brains.*
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  5. *Using her bush science skills, **Misato** tracks down a group of goblins hiding in **THE KITCHEN.** There she meets the goblin who kidnapped Pen Pen, who tells her that she has finally found her rightful place in the game - in the kitchen. Her pride as a soldier insulted, **Misato** closes the door behind her and uses the technique she perfected on Souda and Oda to spank the life out of the goblins. Teaching them a lesson costs her some time. Meanwhile, **Hornet's** web suddenly snaps as a burst of flame is shot at it from the floor, and she's sent rolling to the ground! There she faces a ferocious, fire-breathing fire ant, who locks her into combat and leaves her unable to kill more goblins. **Claptrap** bursts into a room full of goblins and tries to open fire on them, but his gun only rings out with an empty "clickclickclick" instead. The goblins immediately open fire on him in return, peppering him in a storm of lead and forcing him to retreat for cover! **Jack,** meanwhile, has ants crawl into his eyes, and **Rutile** hits a dead end. Literally. She runs into the cave wall as the bush goblins had cleverly painted a picture of a tunnel over the wall.*
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  7. *Eventually, the only two left unhindered are **The Orb** and **Souda.** Both of their paths lead into the Throne Room, where the Bush Goblin lord sits frozen in terror! **Souda** reaches the room first and makes a break for the Bush Goblin Lord, eager to cave his head in, when he hears a sizzling sound behind him! Looking over his shoulder, **Souda** sees **The Orb**'s massive eyeball through a gap in the wall! Smoke rises from **The Orb** as he charges up his laser! **Souda** sprints harder! **The Orb** charges! **Souda...***
  8. / spoiler *dives out of the way of **The Orb's** laser! The Goblin Lord leaps off his chair to avoid the blast, but he jumps right into **Souda's** fist as he makes a wild swing! **Souda** knocks his head clean off, granting him enough points to win the challenge!*
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