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53 round fight

Jan 18th, 2012
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  1. 13:14
  2. Shouting �why me� Osteophagas jr welcomes his opponent. Skulspliter idly responds with �It's only a flesh wound!� and the duel begins!
  3. 13:15
  4. Skulspliter shone an inner light right into his enemy's eye.
  5. 13:16
  6. Osteophagas jr caught a monster running by and showed the enemy how good it is to be bad. Skulspliter loses some of his health in horror.
  7. 13:17
  8. Skulspliter expertly spat a broken tooth right into his opponent's eye.
  9. 13:17
  10. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  11. 13:18
  12. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  13. 13:17
  14. Osteophagas jr showed off his �stifling embrace� skill from afar. Skulspliter turned white with fear.
  15. 13:18
  16. A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Thufirson!
  17. 13:18
  18. The booming voice from above said: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  19. 13:18
  20. Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  21. 13:18
  22. Skulspliter gave a scary scream and tried to chop off his enemy's legs in the hope that Osteophagas jr's heart would sink into his boots.
  23. 13:19
  24. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  25. 13:19
  26. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  27. 13:19
  28. Osteophagas jr spun around and gave his enemy a good slap. Skulspliter felt like something inside him cracked...
  29. 13:20
  30. Osteophagas jr was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  31. 13:20
  32. Something in the clouds roared: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  33. 13:20
  34. Encouraged by the support from the stands, Skulspliter threatened to sneeze on his opponent. Osteophagas jr was so afraid of infection that he turned pale in horror.
  35. 13:21
  36. A voice came from somewhere above: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  37. 13:21
  38. �Freeze!� Osteophagas jr bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to his opponent, who had obediently frozen in a Headless Oarsman pose.
  39. 13:21
  40. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  41. 13:21
  42. Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter gives his enemy a very hard time. Osteophagas jr whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  43. 13:21
  44. Skulspliter kicked his opponent's ankle. Osteophagas jr hopped around on one foot, yelling obscenities.
  45. 13:22
  46. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  47. 13:22
  48. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �heal/ restore health/ steal health.� ?
  49. 13:22
  50. Osteophagas jr remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
  51. 13:23
  52. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  53. 13:22
  54. Suddenly a Zomb-bee holding a banner reading �Osteophagas jr, I want to be your pet!� jumped into the arena.
  55. 13:23
  56. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  57. 13:23
  58. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �heal/ restore health/ steal health.� ?
  59. 13:23
  60. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  61. 13:23
  62. The booming voice from above said: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  63. 13:24
  64. Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter gives his enemy a very hard time. Osteophagas jr whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  65. 13:23
  66. Osteophagas jr struck as hard as he could. Skulspliter fell head over heels for him.
  67. 13:24
  68. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  69. 13:24
  70. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  71. 13:24
  72. Osteophagas jr received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Skulspliter is prostrating, praising his god.
  73. 13:24
  74. Something in the clouds roared: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  75. 13:24
  76. Skulspliter playfully slapped his rival in the face with a flower bouquet. The pollen caused a severe allergic reaction and Osteophagas jr almost sneezed his brain out through his nose.
  77. 13:25
  78. Skulspliter is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Osteophagas!
  79. 13:25
  80. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  81. 13:25
  82. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  83. 13:25
  84. Osteophagas jr swung hard, landing a blow on the opponent's shoulder. Skulspliter will remember it for quite some time.
  85. 13:25
  86. Osteophagas jr observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Osteophagas is on the watch!
  87. 13:26
  88. A voice came from somewhere above: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  89. 13:26
  90. A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was Thufirson's doing...
  91. 13:26
  92. The booming voice from above said: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  93. 13:25
  94. Shouting �Where is your cap?!� Skulspliter beat the enemy on the head, making his poker face go to hell.
  95. 13:26
  96. Osteophagas jr suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Osteophagas is on the watch...
  97. 13:26
  98. Something in the clouds roared: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  99. 13:26
  100. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr severely thrashed his enemy.
  101. 13:27
  102. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  103. 13:27
  104. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  105. 13:26
  106. Osteophagas jr suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.
  107. 13:27
  108. Osteophagas jr raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Skulspliter immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
  109. 13:27
  110. Something in the clouds roared: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  111. 13:27
  112. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  113. 13:27
  114. The booming voice from above said: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  115. 13:27
  116. Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Osteophagas jr indignantly turned down the offer.
  117. 13:28
  118. Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  119. 13:28
  120. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  121. 13:28
  122. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  123. 13:28
  124. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  125. 13:28
  126. Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  127. 13:28
  128. Skulspliter used his �stifling embrace� skill. Osteophagas jr shuddered in fear.
  129. 13:29
  130. Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Osteophagas jr said mean things about his imprecise master.
  131. 13:29
  132. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  133. 13:29
  134. Obeying the order sent from above, Osteophagas jr gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  135. 13:29
  136. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  137. 13:29
  138. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  139. 13:29
  140. Osteophagas jr gave a spark strike. Skulspliter showered the surrounding area with sparks.
  141. 13:29
  142. Osteophagas jr observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Osteophagas is on the watch!
  143. 13:29
  144. The booming voice from above said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  145. 13:30
  146. Osteophagas jr was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  147. 13:30
  148. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  149. 13:29
  150. Skulspliter suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.
  151. 13:30
  152. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  153. 13:30
  154. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  155. 13:30
  156. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  157. 13:31
  158. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  159. 13:30
  160. Osteophagas jr played a couple of �Pow-Wow� tunes on the enemy's helmet. Skulspliter got the tune stuck in his head.
  161. 13:31
  162. Osteophagas jr felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  163. 13:31
  164. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  165. 13:31
  166. Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Osteophagas jr caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  167. 13:31
  168. A voice came from somewhere above: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  169. 13:31
  170. Skulspliter aimed for a crushing blow, but Osteophagas jr took off his hat and looked so pitiful...
  171. 13:32
  172. Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  173. 13:32
  174. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  175. 13:32
  176. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  177. 13:32
  178. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  179. 13:32
  180. Osteophagas jr struck. Skulspliter tottered from the resulting injuries.
  181. 13:32
  182. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Osteophagas jr's spirit is lifted knowing that Osteophagas is around. Skulspliter is horrified... Thufirson, where are you?
  183. 13:33
  184. Something in the clouds roared: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  185. 13:33
  186. Osteophagas jr is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Thufirson!
  187. 13:33
  188. A voice came from somewhere above: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  189. 13:32
  190. Skulspliter pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: �Hey look, it's a Napalm Reader!� As Osteophagas jr looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.
  191. 13:33
  192. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Osteophagas jr is horrified... Osteophagas, where are you?
  193. 13:33
  194. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  195. 13:33
  196. Skulspliter covered his face with his hands. Osteophagas jr looked around in perplexity trying to find the enemy.
  197. 13:34
  198. Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Osteophagas jr is prostrating, praising his god.
  199. 13:34
  200. The booming voice from above said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  201. 13:34
  202. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr gives his enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  203. 13:35
  204. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  205. 13:35
  206. Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
  207. 13:34
  208. Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Skulspliter indignantly turned down the offer.
  209. 13:35
  210. Osteophagas jr suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Osteophagas is on the watch.
  211. 13:35
  212. The booming voice from above said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  213. 13:35
  214. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  215. 13:35
  216. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  217. 13:35
  218. Skulspliter tried to use his wit. When that failed, he simply wet-willied his opponent savagely in the ear.
  219. 13:36
  220. Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Osteophagas jr said mean things about his imprecise master.
  221. 13:36
  222. The booming voice from above said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  223. 13:36
  224. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr severely thrashed his enemy.
  225. 13:36
  226. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  227. 13:36
  228. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  229. 13:36
  230. Skulspliter remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
  231. 13:36
  232. Osteophagas jr suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.
  233. 13:36
  234. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  235. 13:37
  236. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  237. 13:37
  238. A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was Thufirson's doing...
  239. 13:37
  240. The booming voice from above said: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  241. 13:37
  242. Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
  243. 13:36
  244. Skulspliter cunningly used his shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into his rival's face. While Osteophagas jr was rubbing his eyes, Skulspliter perfected some combo attacks on him.
  245. 13:37
  246. Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Osteophagas jr said mean things about his imprecise master.
  247. 13:37
  248. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  249. 13:38
  250. Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...
  251. 13:38
  252. The booming voice from above said: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  253. 13:37
  254. Osteophagas jr gave a scary scream and tried to chop off his enemy's legs in the hope that Skulspliter's heart would sink into his boots.
  255. 13:38
  256. Osteophagas paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  257. 13:38
  258. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  259. 13:38
  260. Following an order from the sky, Osteophagas jr smashes the flux incapacitor into the opponent's head.
  261. 13:39
  262. Skulspliter suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Thufirson is on the watch...
  263. 13:39
  264. A voice came from somewhere above: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  265. 13:38
  266. �Freeze!� Skulspliter bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to his opponent, who had obediently frozen in a Spider Pig pose.
  267. 13:39
  268. Osteophagas jr observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Osteophagas is on the watch!
  269. 13:39
  270. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  271. 13:39
  272. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  273. 13:39
  274. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  275. 13:39
  276. Osteophagas jr yawned so widely that Skulspliter got hit in the face with tooth fillings.
  277. 13:40
  278. Osteophagas paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  279. 13:40
  280. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  281. 13:40
  282. Feeling the presence of his god, Osteophagas jr rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  283. 13:40
  284. Osteophagas jr received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Skulspliter is prostrating, praising his god.
  285. 13:40
  286. Something in the clouds roared: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  287. 13:40
  288. Skulspliter threw a strike of moderate strength at his rival. Osteophagas jr decided not to dodge this time.
  289. 13:41
  290. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Osteophagas jr's spirit is lifted knowing that Osteophagas is around. Skulspliter is horrified... Thufirson, where are you?
  291. 13:41
  292. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  293. 13:41
  294. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  295. 13:41
  296. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  297. 13:41
  298. Osteophagas jr suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.
  299. 13:41
  300. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Osteophagas is on the watch...
  301. 13:41
  302. A voice came from somewhere above: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  303. 13:42
  304. Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Osteophagas jr caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  305. 13:42
  306. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  307. 13:41
  308. Suddenly, an enraged Bear-Faced Liar jumped into the arena. The heroes diverted from the duel and finished off the creature with a couple of strikes, incurring light damage in the process.
  309. 13:42
  310. Osteophagas jr observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Osteophagas is on the watch!
  311. 13:42
  312. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  313. 13:42
  314. Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...
  315. 13:43
  316. Something in the clouds roared: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  317. 13:42
  318. Skulspliter noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it.
  319. 13:43
  320. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  321. 13:43
  322. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  323. 13:43
  324. Osteophagas jr wanted to stab his opponent with a bayonet, but couldn't find one and lost the initiative.
  325. 13:44
  326. Osteophagas jr felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  327. 13:44
  328. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  329. 13:44
  330. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr severely thrashed his enemy.
  331. 13:44
  332. The booming voice from above said: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  333. 13:44
  334. Osteophagas jr called his opponent a goat. Skulspliter got offended and kicked him with his hoof.
  335. 13:44
  336. Osteophagas jr felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  337. 13:45
  338. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  339. 13:45
  340. Feeling the presence of his god, Osteophagas jr rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  341. 13:45
  342. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt better. Skulspliter said mean things about his imprecise master.
  343. 13:45
  344. Something in the clouds roared: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  345. 13:44
  346. Osteophagas jr used his �bad breath� skill. Skulspliter shuddered in fear.
  347. 13:45
  348. Skulspliter is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Osteophagas!
  349. 13:45
  350. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  351. 13:46
  352. Thufirson paints a beautiful rainbow; the bridge of light arches down to his servant. Osteophagas jr wheezes resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  353. 13:46
  354. A voice came from somewhere above: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  355. 13:45
  356. A blow, another blow! Osteophagas jr felt his head go flat.
  357. 13:46
  358. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  359. 13:46
  360. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  361. 13:46
  362. Suddenly there was a loud boom in the sky, a rainbow flashed and the sky burst out with summer lightning... Both heroes felt like something was wrong and decided to speed up the battle.
  363. 13:47
  364. Osteophagas jr suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Osteophagas is on the watch...
  365. 13:47
  366. A voice came from somewhere above: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  367. 13:47
  368. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  369. 13:47
  370. Skulspliter remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
  371. 13:47
  372. Osteophagas jr ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Skulspliter almost fell to his knees.
  373. 13:48
  374. Osteophagas sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Skulspliter caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  375. 13:48
  376. A voice came from somewhere above: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  377. 13:48
  378. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Osteophagas jr is horrified... Osteophagas, where are you?
  379. 13:48
  380. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Smite him, my glorious minion!�
  381. 13:48
  382. Unconventionally applying the �strike of the rabbit� skill, Skulspliter managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
  383. 13:48
  384. Osteophagas sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Skulspliter caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  385. 13:49
  386. The voice from the clouds suddenly said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  387. 13:49
  388. Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  389. 13:49
  390. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  391. 13:48
  392. The Godville Administrator leaned out of his box to gaze at the fight. The fighters fell to their knees in horror and awe.
  393. 13:49
  394. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Osteophagas jr is horrified... Osteophagas, where are you?
  395. 13:49
  396. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Smite him with skill, my minion!�
  397. 13:50
  398. Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter gives his enemy a very hard time. Osteophagas jr whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  399. 13:49
  400. Osteophagas jr threw a strike of moderate strength at his rival. Skulspliter decided not to dodge this time.
  401. 13:50
  402. Osteophagas jr suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Osteophagas is on the watch.
  403. 13:50
  404. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  405. 13:50
  406. Obeying the order sent from above, Osteophagas jr gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  407. 13:51
  408. The booming voice from above said: �Do your best to kill him, my minion!�
  409. 13:50
  410. �Freeze!� Skulspliter bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to his opponent, who had obediently frozen in a Tropical Yeti pose.
  411. 13:51
  412. A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Osteophagas!
  413. 13:51
  414. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  415. 13:51
  416. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt better. Skulspliter said mean things about his imprecise master.
  417. 13:51
  418. Something in the clouds roared: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  419. 13:51
  420. Osteophagas jr ran headfirst at the enemy and leapt onto him with a wild cry.
  421. 13:52
  422. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  423. 13:52
  424. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  425. 13:52
  426. Skulspliter slashed his enemy. Osteophagas jr responded with an impolite remark.
  427. 13:52
  428. Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Osteophagas jr is prostrating, praising his god.
  429. 13:53
  430. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  431. 13:53
  432. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr gives his enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  433. 13:53
  434. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  435. 13:52
  436. Skulspliter nimbly dodged his rival's attack, but immediately bumped his head on a pillar that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
  437. 13:53
  438. Osteophagas jr raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Skulspliter immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
  439. 13:53
  440. A voice came from somewhere above: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  441. 13:54
  442. Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...
  443. 13:54
  444. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  445. 13:53
  446. Skulspliter showed off his �battle chess� skill from afar. Osteophagas jr turned white with fear.
  447. 13:54
  448. Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Osteophagas jr is prostrating, praising his god.
  449. 13:54
  450. The booming voice from above said: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  451. 13:54
  452. Inspired by the voice of his god, Osteophagas jr severely thrashed his enemy.
  453. 13:54
  454. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  455. 13:55
  456. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  457. 13:55
  458. Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  459. 13:54
  460. Osteophagas jr threw a good jab. Skulspliter got a brand new shiner.
  461. 13:55
  462. Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Osteophagas jr is prostrating, praising his god.
  463. 13:55
  464. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  465. 13:55
  466. A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Osteophagas jr is horrified... Osteophagas, where are you?
  467. 13:55
  468. The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  469. 13:55
  470. Sly Skulspliter delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Osteophagas jr headfirst into a nearby ravine.
  471. 13:56
  472. Osteophagas jr raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Skulspliter immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
  473. 13:56
  474. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  475. 13:56
  476. Skulspliter felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  477. 13:56
  478. A voice came from somewhere above: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  479. 13:56
  480. A small scuffle amongst the fans is threatening to turn into a massacre.
  481. 13:56
  482. Osteophagas sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Skulspliter caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  483. 13:57
  484. The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: �strike/kick/hit/attack/smite/destroy/kill.� ?
  485. 13:57
  486. Osteophagas jr suddenly felt better. Skulspliter said mean things about his imprecise master.
  487. 13:57
  488. Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: �Heal drink cure or something already!!!�
  489. 13:56
  490. A blow, another blow! Skulspliter felt his head go flat.
  491. 13:57
  492. Skulspliter is unconscious. Osteophagas jr successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 720 gold coins and a golden brick.
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