Lesbian-Men (MAINCHAT)

<gwand>: youre dead to me lara
<gwand>: bye~
<Clara>: so maaaaaaark I'm available now
*** Maw is now known as Skyler
<Skyler>: u wot
<Wrong_Way>: w-what?
<Wrong_Way>: Oh jeez uh..
<Clara>: a skyler is fine too. compete for my affection while I get a drink
<Wrong_Way>: you really want to go to that nickelback concert with me?
<Skyler>: y-you hear that, mark? She likes me!
<Skyler>: Or, uh... is neutral to the thought of me
<Wrong_Way>: ...What the heck are you talking about?
*** JustShaun is now known as Matchstick
<Matchstick>: WHAT ABOUT MATCH?
<Wrong_Way>: I've obviously got the better chance here.
<Matchstick>: DO I NOT GET LOVE?
<Wrong_Way>: Matchstick please
<Skyler>: I've still gotta /try/, Mark
<Matchstick>: hey
<Skyler>: you can respect that!
<Matchstick>: whats that supposed to mean
<Wrong_Way>: uh um, i-i thought you already had someone?
<LordRaiju>: wanna know what would make the girls fall for you
<LordRaiju>: flying
<Wrong_Way>: OHHHHHhhhh
<Matchstick>: you know whats better than flying?
<Matchstick>: teleportation
<Wrong_Way>: you got burned there, skyler
<Matchstick>: i can go wherever i want
<LordRaiju>: wanna know whats better than teleportation
<LordRaiju>: eating storms
<Skyler>: I d-don't need wings to be good...
<Matchstick>: >:C
<Skyler>: I'm more than just a pretty face and some feathers... r-right?
<LordRaiju>: no you just need them to leave plebville population: skyler
<Matchstick>: you're pretty?
<Matchstick>: when did that happen?
<Skyler>: Well, handsome.
<Wrong_Way>: Sure babe, just stop talking while the grownup are around, kay?
Skyler flips hair
<Wrong_Way>: here's a 50, go to the salon and get your hair done
<Skyler>: ww you sure know how to destroy a man's confidence
Wrong_Way tucks it down skyler's shirt
<Skyler>: o-oh, uh, okay...
<Clara>: alright, I'm back. who has achieved dominance
<Matchstick>: i did
<Skyler>: ....Me!
<Matchstick>: because im god damn fantastic
<Skyler>: I got him to give me money, for no reason!
<Clara>: Sorry Matchstick you're a little... thin
<Matchstick>: HEY
<Wrong_Way>: Ey, if you're not getting your hair done then give me my money back
Wrong_Way reachs down skyler's shirt to get his cash back
<Skyler>: N-no I'll do it...
<Wrong_Way>: GAH MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
<Skyler>: but I'm doing it because I want to, not because you told me to.
<Skyler>: hmph
Wrong_Way puts the money back
<Wrong_Way>: Dames sometimes.
<Matchstick>: bitch telling me im too thin
<Wrong_Way>: So Clara, Nickelback, you and me. How's that sound?
<Matchstick>: you try putting on weight when youre a stick man
Clara faints, falling and leaving an opening for one of them to catch her all romantically
Skyler was there first
<Wrong_Way>: Ohjeez
Skyler catches da grill
Matchstick burns skyler
Skyler falls to one knee as he holds da grill
<Clara>: oh skyler, you're so /hot/
<Skyler>: th-thanks...
<Matchstick>: >8C
<Clara>: you're on fire
<Skyler>: I know please help me
<Wrong_Way>: I /don't/ have a fire extinguisher
Wrong_Way puts out Skyler's flaming hot body
Matchstick teleports skyler away thanks to his MAGIC FIRE
Skyler 's shirt was burned away
Skyler runs back to the scene
<Matchstick>: damnit no
<Matchstick>: get out
<Skyler>: N-never
<Wrong_Way>: Ugh, Skyler /isn't/ in Fiji
Skyler is in Fiji.
<Wrong_Way>: There we go.
<Wrong_Way>: So Clara. Nickelback. You and me.
<Clara>: Seeing as you're the only eligible male on this continent I'll say yes
<Matchstick>: OI
<Wrong_Way>: Yessssss
<Clara>: I TOLD YOU YOU'RE TOO THIN MATCHY! WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS BUT I AIN'T DIGGIN THAT
<Matchstick>: NOOOOOOOOOO ;A;
Skyler uses the foreign hottie schtick to seduce enough women to fly himself back to Murrica
Skyler shoves a rag into Wrong_Way's mouth and then duct tapes around his mouth
<Wrong_Way>: mhpfy mrshmef mysher
<Skyler>: STOP
<Clara>: hrmmmmm
Wrong_Way has to slowly peel the duct tape off his face
Clara sits down next to Reverb
Skyler got tan when he was in Fiji
<Clara>: What do you think
<Reverb>: Hmm? Well, it's a tough choice.
Skyler not too tan, but it added a bit of character
Wrong_Way pants Skyler and pushes him over
<Clara>: I mean, my redheaded hottie dumped me so I'm already going to be lowering my standards. What are my options here
Skyler pulls his bents back up and puts on a belt
Wrong_Way laughs with his mouth full of rag and cover in duct tape
Skyler rips off Wrong_Way's beige hoodie
<Matchstick>: fuck you all
<Wrong_Way>: D:
<Reverb>: This, this certainly is a tough choice.
<LordRaiju>: get rekt matchscrub
LordRaiju continues to fly majestically through the sky
Wrong_Way decks Skyler for ever touching the magnificent beige hoodie
Skyler http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/ryu-throw-back.gif ww as he's tackled]
<Legendre>: ey uys
Clara leans next to Reverb, resting her head on her hand
<Skyler>: ...Mark, we took too long.
<Clara>: Which one do you think?
*** abeusKaiju is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Reverb>: That's... a good question.
<Reverb>: I think the answer is obvious.
Wrong_Way decides to be manly and rip the duct tape off his mouth
<Wrong_Way>: AUGHHHHH
Skyler punches him in the gut
Wrong_Way howls in pain from the duct tape and the punch
<Reverb>: You should... go have a coffee or something, girl. Give yourself time to get over the break-up.
<Clara>: ...You're right
<Wrong_Way>: m-my glorious beard....
<Clara>: I shouldn't be rebounding so fast. I'll just get myself hurt.
<Skyler>: WE TOOK TOO LONG, MARK
<HabeusKaiju>: wait, what?
<Skyler>: SEND ME BACK TO FIJI
<HabeusKaiju>: break up?
<Wrong_Way>: I HATE YOU NO
Skyler slaps Wrong_Way
<Skyler>: DO IT
<Wrong_Way>: AUGHHHHh
<Wrong_Way>: NO
<Wrong_Way>: YOU JERK
<Clara>: Thanks Frankie. I know we never saw eye to eye, but I think that now that I'm out of that place we can talk a little. Without something in between us.
Skyler backhands him
Wrong_Way kicks Skyler in the face
<Wrong_Way>: NO
<Reverb>: Sure, that works for me. How about a coffee or something?
<Skyler>: ARGH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE
Wrong_Way goes home to weep for that beard he was trying to grow
<Reverb>: Nice pizza place nearby.
<Clara>: I think I'd like that
<Skyler>: I SHOULD HAVE STAYED WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
<HabeusKaiju>: What the heck is going on here??!
<Reverb>: Let's go then.
<Skyler>: Nothing, Habeus. Nothing anymore.
<Clara>: I posted giant salamanders and gwyd dumped me.
<Skyler>: Just broken dreams and a lack of me being in Fiji
Clara gets up to follow Reverb to go get pizza
<HabeusKaiju>: are we talking bout, canon, or non-canon dumping?
Reverb and Clara go and have pizza. That was a fun day.
Wrong_Way goes to the nickelback concert with a broken heart and his turtle.
Skyler doesn't do anything that day.
Reverb left Skyler a ticket to Fiji under his pillow. It's still valid.
<Clara>: Thanks for this. I kinda needed that
Skyler wonders who did this or how he got it, but he finally gets what he wanted.
<Reverb>: Yeah, no trouble. Gwyd liked ya, so I doubt you're a complete bitch.