* Mon and thus the stage is set... no, literally, a large stage has been set up as people have probably filled into the crowd now.
* Mon is now known as Onni
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* Retrieving #duel_academy modes...
* Setsuo I'd take it all of the judges are set up on the stage too?
* Onni indeed they are!
* YRoT do they have buttons which activate giant red x's above the stage?
* Setsuo has a bunch of figurines set up in front of him.
* Onni you betcha!
* YRoT HELL YES
* Setsuo Duel Monster figurines
* Onni annnnd the lights kick on! The stage is lit!
* Shiroko is in her uniform, looks a bit sleepy, and has slight bed head.
<Onni> Heeeeey, Duel Academy! Everybody listen!
* Onni it focuses on Onni... who's in a very spiffy Victorian Era suit and hat.
<Onni> Are you all ready!? It's time! Time for... the Duel Academy talent show!
* Shiroko presses her giant red X button
* Onni f-fff
* Setsuo ... looks over at Shiroko, and presses it too. Really why would you wear that.
<Onni> ...
<Onni> I-I'm not even in this, you guys!
* SusanDeRay hits the button.
* SusanDeRay then releases it.
* SusanDeRay then hits it a second time.
* Setsuo you're just lucky I don't have a Gigantech figurine here
<Onni> A..Anyway!
<Onni> We've got a pretty cool lineup of contestants for tonights show! But why don't we introduce those of us bringing you this!
<Onni> I don't think I need to introduce myself, but I will anyway! I'm your Master of Ceremonies - Haitayuu Onnifuji!
<Onni> And as you can see back here, we've got a trio of judges!
* Onni ...where did that cane coome from, why is he twirling and pointing it.
* SusanDeRay ..hand hovers over button again.
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko slams her button
<Onni> E-erk! T-tough crowd...
* YRoT is now known as Kawakami
<Kawakami> "I hope you realize pressing the button multiple times is pointless."
* Setsuo thought about doing it, but decided he'd rather readjust his figurines.
<Onni> Anyway...
* Kawakami has a large vaudeville cane with the hook hovering over Onni's head
* Onni oh you have got to be kidding me...!
<Onni> As you can see, our judges!
<Onni> Susan DeRay, Futaba Shiroko, and Samasu Setsuo!
* Setsuo grins at the crowd. Whether or not this is terrifying is up to the individual.
* Shiroko waves sleepily
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<Onni> And now that those introductions are out of the way, I think it's time to get onto the main event!
<Onni> Our first contestant will be a first year student soon! He's here to show us that he can stand toe to toe with even third year students!
<Onni> Ladies and Gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Yuri Naoma!
* Onni moves offstage and away from that evil evil cane
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* Kawakami stares after Onni while the cane vanishes into the shadows
* YuriNaoma pulls a little red wagon with some speakers out onto the stage.
* YuriNaoma plugs them in, and sets a laptop on them, plugs that into them.
* YuriNaoma sets a Famicom on the speakers, pops in a cartridge that's connected to the laptop.
<YuriNaoma> Hello.
<YuriNaoma> I am going to make music.
* YuriNaoma speakers on.
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* YuriNaoma starts typing on the laptop, causing the speakers to play chiptune music. A chiptune version of 99%.
* Onni ....blink.
* Setsuo ... he taps a figurine of Rescue Cat.
* Setsuo to the tune, as though thinking.
* Shiroko shakes head, finding it a bit loud and beepy.
* SusanDeRay sort of. resting her face in her hand.
* YuriNaoma finishes the song and stops typing.
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<Onni> Thank you, Yuri.
<Onni> Now that he's shown what he has... let's see what our judges have to say!
* Setsuo ... he tilts his head to the side.
* Shiroko hand waves over X and O buttons, as if contemplating
* Setsuo ... raises his hand slightly, as though to say something
<Setsuo> Was it supposed to be all beepy like that?
<SusanDeRay> Yes.
* SusanDeRay snorts.
<YuriNaoma> ..What the girl said.
<YuriNaoma> The music notes were made by this.
* YuriNaoma taps the Famicom
* Shiroko presses X
* YuriNaoma winces
<Shiroko> Too loud.
* Setsuo ... he gives a look at the Famicom like it's a foreign object, before jumping at the beeping from the X
<Kawakami> "The act is already over, pressing it now won't do any good..."
* Setsuo but we're giving our decisions on the act Mr. Assassin
* Shiroko likes using her buttons to make her decisions
* Onni coughs a bit awkwardly.
<Onni> Well, Ms. Futaba has given her verdict.
<Onni> How about you, Mr. Samasu?
* Setsuo ... he thinks for a moment... Before pressing the O.
* SusanDeRay looks at her buttons.
* SusanDeRay hits X.
<SusanDeRay> Bad song choice.
* Setsuo your Rescue Cat figurine is at least spared from vanishing to wherever he keeps them
* YuriNaoma underbreath mumbling half-vulgarities.
* YuriNaoma starts pulling the wagon off stage.
<Onni> Ooooh, tough luck for Yuri Naoma...!
<Onni> Well, let's see if the next act can please our tough panel of judges!
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<Onni> A first year student here at the academy, he wasn't sure if he was ging to be a part of the festivities tonight! But here he is!
<Onni> Ladies and Gentlemen....
<Onni> Kimura Tadazane
<Onni> !
* Tadazane ... a blonde kid walks onto the stage, but he isn't alone. Or really, is all that willing.
* Tadazane since his disk is activated and there's four Fortune Ladies-- namely, Wind, Fire, Earth, and Water, all pushing him forward. He looks positively terrified to even be going on.
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko taps chin
* Tadazane they get him to the center of the stage, and stand behind him, as though waiting. He takes one look at them. At the judges. And then at the audience.
* SusanDeRay sticks hand over X immediately upon seeing Fortune Ladies.
* Tadazane ... susan I think you doing that just killed him.
<Onni> ...
<Shiroko> ...
<SusanDeRay> ...
* Shiroko presses X
* Tadazane because he proceeds to take a deep breath. And collapse on the spot. The Fortune Ladies very quickly gather him up and carry him off before he vanishes.
<Shiroko> Fainted too soon.
<Onni> ....
* SusanDeRay presses X.
* SusanDeRay repeatedly.
* Setsuo he shakes his head and removes the Light figurine from the front.
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<Onni> W-well then! That was certainly something!
* Shiroko presses X to Onni's response.
<Shiroko> No it wasn't.
<Kawakami> "I liked it. It ended quickly."
<Onni> G-geez.. can't get a word in edgewise.
<Onni> Well, let's move on nto our next contestant, then!
<Onni> A third year, and definitely one of the more well-known here at Duel Academy!
<Onni> Everyone give a warm welcome to our next contestant, Tokei Kouji!
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* BDSM_Kouji is now known as BDSMKouji
* BDSMKouji rolls out a huge table display
* BDSMKouji ... which seems to be Domino City
* BDSMKouji with a huge gothic castle on top of it
<Onni> ...
* BDSMKouji bows
<BDSMKouji> ...
<BDSMKouji> This is for the Talent Show. Architectural Design plans.
* Setsuo ... X button.
<BDSMKouji> As you can see
* BDSMKouji po--
<BDSMKouji> HEY
* SusanDeRay X.
<BDSMKouji> DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO FIGURE OUT TO PUT THIS MUCH STONE ON SKY SCRAPERS WITHOUT IT COLLAPSING
* Shiroko X
<SusanDeRay> Talent, not delusions of grandeur.
<Setsuo> No gothic castles.
* Onni e-erk...!
<Shiroko> Too fat
<BDSMKouji> ...
* BDSMKouji storms off with her display
<Onni> ...
<Onni> Well then... uh...
<Onni> ...
* Shiroko X
<Shiroko> Stuttering.
* Setsuo has quickly removed a Grimlo figurine
<Onni> Can I at least call out the next contestant?
<Shiroko> Don't stutter.
<Onni> Right...
<Onni> Anyway! Another first year who's determined to show what's she's made of!
<Onni> Ladies and gentlemen, Kourin Kiseki!
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* Kiseki ...she walks onstage, obviously a little nervous, with a remote.
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* Setsuo remote??
<Kiseki> Hello, everyone... I... am showing a machine that I built myself. I hope you all enjoy it.
* Shiroko presses X.
<Shiroko> Too nervous
<Kiseki> !!
* SusanDeRay waits.
* Setsuo prods Shiroko with a finger.
<Kiseki> Uh.... right. Sorry. I'll get underway then!
<Setsuo> Don't be so hasty!!
* Setsuo is half-whispering that
* Shiroko stares into Setsuo's soul
* Setsuo just pouting
* Kiseki presses a button, as offstage where Kiseki was starts stomping a.. robot, of sorts.
* Kiseki it's movements are jerky, and it's only about half Kiseki's size, but it's walking oonstage of it's own accord as Kiseki directs it with the remote.
* Shiroko scratches chin
* Setsuo watches the robot earnestly.
<Kiseki> I used some scavenged motors annd hydraulics for the walking mechanisms , and, uhm, well. I've decided to give it the name Chakushu!
<Kiseki> Here, Chakushu, wave hello to the judges, okay..!?
* Kiseki another button, the waist turns three sixty degrees slowly and raises an arm up at the judges in a slow wave. ...Those arms look kinda heavy.
* Setsuo looks kinda like he feels sorry for the robot.
* Setsuo I mean, arms that heavy? Poor thing.
<SusanDeRay> ...
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko feels bad for the robot too
<Kawakami> "Is it going to do anything?"
<Kiseki> O-oh! I'm glad you asked!
<Kiseki> I didn't have a lot of time to give it something really cool, but.. i scavenged some parts and it can do this! hold on!
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko leans back slightly
* Kiseki presses some more buttons as the robot moves to one end of the stage.
* Kiseki it raises it's arms up at a perfect 90 degree angle.
* Kiseki pointing to the other end of the stage.
<Kiseki> Okay, Chakushu...
* Kiseki grins slightly.
<Kiseki> Here we go!
<Kiseki> Air Cannon Punch Attack - Launch!
* Kiseki hits a button.
<Shiroko> ...
<Kiseki> ....
<SusanDeRay> ...
* Setsuo ...?
<Kiseki> ...C..Chakushu?
<Setsuo> ... Is it going to punch something?
* Kiseki ...it shudders, and then one of the heavy arms falls off, clattering to the floor.
<Shiroko> ...
<SusanDeRay> ...
* SusanDeRay X.
* Shiroko presses X
* Kiseki ...which then releases a smaller arm attached to the fist.
<Shiroko> You hurt the poor robot.
* Kiseki so the jury-rigged rocket fist goes skidding across the stage
<Kiseki> W-wh... Chakushu!
<SusanDeRay> ...
* SusanDeRay X X X X
* Kiseki looks absolutely devastated at the poor sputtering one-armed robot.
* Kawakami hooks the robot and starts yanking it off-stage
* Setsuo removes a Genex Controller figurine.
* Kiseki follows, head hung in shame.
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<Onni> ...
* Setsuo looks sad though
* Setsuo that poor robot
<Onni> Poor robot...
<Onni> ...Uh, I mean, anyway!
<Shiroko> Indeed.
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko X
<Onni> That wasnn't stuttering! That was a very haphazard topic change to keep us on track!
* Setsuo prods Shiroko. >:<<<<<
* Onni looks frustrated. WHY DID HE GIVE SHIROKO BUTTONS AGAIN >:<
<Shiroko> >:<
<Onni> Anyway!
* Shiroko because you want to pork her?
<Onni> We've not got many acts left, so let's hurry this right along!
<Onni> next up, another familiar face!
<Onni> Will she be spared the cruel staredown of the judges, who have only spared one so far!?
<Onni> Lladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for Kurochi Shiyoko!
* Shiroko ... X "It's supposed to be Mr. Tofuu"
<Onni> ...
* Onni ...checks the list.
<Onni> ...
* Setsuo giving disappoint look at Onni
<Onni> WELL MAYBE IF I DIDN'T GET HIT WITH XS EVERY FIVE SECNDS I'D BE ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION
* Shiroko crickets play from back stage.
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* GoumaTofuu shoved out
<Onni> S-sorry, folks! Gouma Tofuu!
* GoumaTofuu with nothing but himself.
<GoumaTofuu> Um.
<GoumaTofuu> Hello.
<Setsuo> Hi!
<Shiroko> ...
<GoumaTofuu> For my act, I'm going to need the audience to show me two credit cards, please.
<Shiroko> No delinquints.
* Shiroko X
<Onni> >:<
* Setsuo prods Shiroko with a gloveless finger for a millisecond
* GoumaTofuu grumbles.
<GoumaTofuu> twooo credit cards.
* Setsuo making that >:< face
* Shiroko skfdklasgsjkgl
* Onni note to self = Shiroko + buttons = ffffff
* Setsuo sits back in his seat
<Shiroko> <BDSMKouji> ::Tosses one at Tofuu like a shuriken::
* Kawakami two credit cards smack Gouma in the head
<SusanDeRay> ...
* Kawakami one reads 0000-0000-0000-0000
* Kawakami the other 1111-1111-1111-1111
<GoumaTofuu> ...
* GoumaTofuu throws those two back, looks at Kouji's.
<GoumaTofuu> ...Need one more.
<GoumaTofuu> ..A normal one.
<Shiroko> <Shiyoko> ::One from backstage flies at you.::
* GoumaTofuu throws them back after a glance.
<GoumaTofuu> Alright.
* GoumaTofuu clears throat.
<GoumaTofuu> Okay. The numbers on  them are: 3994 1223 9140 And 3424 1040 1353.
<GoumaTofuu> Adding the numbers on each card gives us 47 and 30.
<GoumaTofuu> Multiplying them together gets 1410.
<GoumaTofuu> 1410 squared is 1988100.
* Onni eyebrow goes waaaaay up.
* Setsuo ... just blinks blankly forward for a second.
<GoumaTofuu> The square root of 1410 is 37.549966.
<GoumaTofuu> Multiplied by Pi 1410 is  4429.645616478.
<GoumaTofuu> That cubed is 86917444400.
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<GoumaTofuu> and the reciprocal of THAT is One point One Five Zero Five One multiplied by Ten to the Negative Eleventh Power.
<GoumaTofuu> Thank you.
* GoumaTofuu bows.
<Shiroko> ...
* Shiroko picks up piece of paper and pencil and jots down notes
* Kawakami shoulder tap on Gouma
* GoumaTofuu it's all correct.
* GoumaTofuu turns around
<Kawakami> "Credit card numbers have sixteen digits."
* Setsuo ... he decides to leave the Road Warrior figure
* Setsuo while pressing O, even if he's. Kinda dumbfounded.
<GoumaTofuu> Well I had to leave off some.
<GoumaTofuu> For. you know.
<GoumaTofuu> Fraud.
* Shiroko preses the X and O simultaneously
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<Kawakami> "...Wise decision."
* Onni blink
<Onni> Well...
<Onni> Judges? Your thoughts?
<Shiroko> Good show. Points deducted because he's a criminal delinquint.
<Onni> ...Right.
<SusanDeRay> Points deducted for making me feel dumb.
<Setsuo> I'm confused, but that's really something if he could figure all that out!
<Shiroko> He did
* Shiroko slides math across to Susan and Setsuo
<Onni> Well then!
* Shiroko Tofu was entirely accurate
<Onni> Let's all give Mr. Tofuu a round of applause!
* Shiroko applauds like a prison warden
* GoumaTofuu walks off whistling.
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* Onni enthusiastic clapping.
* Setsuo clapclapclap
<Onni> Okay. With Tofuu showing his impressive math skills, that's a tough act to follow.
<Onni> And now, with no more forseeable errors on my part...
<Onni> Let's -now- welcome Kurochi Shiyoko to the stage!
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* Shiyoko comes out on stage with a phonograph hooked up to the main speakers
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* Shiyoko in Hiita jacket, then hears noise.
<Shiyoko> ...
<Shiyoko> GODDAMNIT
<Shiyoko> Be right back
* Setsuo dotdotdot
* Shiyoko stomps backstage
<Onni> ....