G2 Earth Route Ongoing

<Gulping>  The Dinosaur Emperor is drinking again, a mix of whiskey, raspberry jam, and espresso that only he can actually stand. Everyone else who's tried it has puked it up within 30 seconds. Currently, he's muttering to himself and sketching random ideas on a legal pad. Recurring themes include a new combining super robot, small horses, and a series of bizarre dreams that have been plaguing Kamui as of late
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<Gulping> "...the combined form's going to have to be a lot larger than that dancouga thing, photonic engines can only be so small... 60 meters total height sounds reasonable, it'll allow the engineers to pack more weapons and armor into the individual parts... wonder if i can convince the girls to pilot it, give them an alternative to kaiju form..."
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<Gulping> Kamui lets his mind drift off as he ponders, and his hand starts working under his subconscious mind, sketching out some sort of picture...
<Gulping> "...freaking horses, driving me to drink..." *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
<Sandwitches> The sound of soemthing crashing echoes throughout the room, as the Door is nearly ripped off it's hinges.
<Gulping> "GAH WHAT THE HELL!?" Kamui leaps up, turning to face the door as his eyes take on a blue cast. "What the FUCK, man?!"
<Sandwitches> Standing in the doorway... Is none other than a being commonly associated with death in Machineland...  Ryoma Nagare.
<Gulping> "Oh, hey Ryoma, what's up?" Kamui calms down instantly. He's fairly sure that he hasn't pissed off his culture's boogeyman recently, if at all. The Dinosaur Emperor has made it a personal policy to NEVER agitate either Nagare or Hayato Jin, mainly because he likes having limbs.
<Sandwitches> "Something just showed up in Sydney.  So get the fuck up and get to Gaiking."
<Gulping> "Understood, Nagare." The dinosaur emperor finishes his drink, and punches the intercom. "Get Gaiking prepped for launch, I'm heading for Australia."
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<Sandwitches> Within half an hour, the Carrier Comes into visual range of the city...
<Sandwitches> Or whats left of it at least
<Sandwitches> Where the massive city once stood, now only a dozen craters remain.
<Sandwitches> And amid the largest of them all...  A figure begins to rise.
<Sandwitches> A massive Purple draconic beast with forearms each the size of it's Torso, and a daggerlike horn jutting from it's skull. http://tiny.cc/7yr00
<Sandwitches> As the Carrier continues forward, the beast slowly turns to look face it, seemingly gazing at the machines and their pliots within.
<Sandwitches> "...  It knows we're here."  Zola growls.
<Gulping> "That... Can't be good. Launch all machines now! Pull the carrier back as soon as we're away!"
<Gulping> The carriersaur's hangar doors open, and Gaiking rushes out, engines at full burn as it moves towards the beast.
<Sandwitches> Vulking follows, but stays back away from Gaiking.
<Sandwitches> As Gaiking tears towards the beast, it lets loose a roar of challenge that cracks the very earth.
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<Gulping> Kamui grimaces as the roar passes over his machine. "Loud fucker, ain't he..." The Celestial Dragon's eyes glow with yellow light, and two powerful beams lance out towards the beast. "DESPAIR SIGHT!"
<Sandwitches> The beams crash into the beasts side-
<Sandwitches> And do absolutely nothing.
<Gulping> "Well, that was more or less completely unsurprising." Kamui sighs, and draws the Counter Crosses. "Looks like we're going into melee, then."
<Gulping> "Give me some covering fire! I'm gonna go stab its eyes out!" Gaiking's booster ignites as the machine leaps forwards, aiming to drive the sharp subweapons into the monster's hide.
<Sandwitches> "Right, Corona BURST!"  Vulking unleashes a storm of rounds towards the monster, just as the Counter Crosses make contact with the Beast...  again to no visible harm to the creature.
<Gulping> Kamui grimaces, and boosts away from the monster as it stows the crosses and puts its hands over its chest. "Right, fuck subtlety. HYDRO BLAZER!" A torrent of flames rushes out of the eyes and mouth on Gaiking's chest, and is focused into a handheld sphere of energy. "Suck on this one, you overgrown douchebag!"
<Gulping> The Celestial Dragon HURLS the energy bolt, a high screaming sound echoing through the ruins of sydney as it flies towards the monster.
<Sandwitches> The Beast Roars in defiance at the oncoming Ball of death And Leaps into the air, directly towards it.
<Sandwitches> Only for The Organ on it's chest to expand and release a burst of energy, Sending it high above the attack... And Directly towards Gaiking.
<Sandwitches> "Kamui, MOVE, You're in my line of fire!" Zola roars over the comms.
<Gulping> "SHIT!" Kamui cuts the thrusters, flips around, and DIVES, accelerating towards the ground and away from the incoming attacks.
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<Sandwitches> A Pair of Massive REd Beams strike out at the beast, doing little more to it than keeping it airborne.
<Sandwitches> The beast opens it's mouth... and darkness begins to gather in it's gaping maw.
<Gulping> "This is not working... Dragon Force! FACE OPEN!" Gaiking's color shifts before it explodes in flames, the bright form turning into an ebon sillhouette. "I'll teach you to fuck with me, asshole!" The Celestial Dragon MOVES, burying its leg in the monster's side, the gleaming, searing appendage roasting the flesh around it before it withdraws, dashing away from the fiend.
<Sandwitches> The beast roars as the Celestial Dragon's leg crashes into it's side...  and the blue energy empowering the mech begins to surge *into* the purple behemoth.
<Sandwitches> The gathering darkness within it's maw explodes in size. the Beast takes off Back into the air, and brings itself high above Gaiking.  The blue energy continues to surge from Gaiking into the other beast as it begins to glow with a familiar blue fire.
<Gulping> "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT."
<Sandwitches> With another roar, the burst of darkness surges forth.
<Sandwitches> <Kamui, Zola get out of there!  Gaiking and Vulking can't take him on alone!>  A voice echoes throughout Kamui's mind.
<Gulping> The blue fire changes into a green blaze, and energy pours out of Gaiking's chest. "HYDRO BLAZER!" Kamui disengages the inertial dampeners, and the flood of power throws Gaiking backwards, the mech's engines further enhancing its acceleration as Kamui gets the fuck out of the way.
<Sandwitches> The Hydro Blazer vanishes within the darkness as it's tendrils begin to block out the sun, coming down in a clould around Gaiking.
<Sandwitches> The Hydro Blazer vanishes within the darkness as it's tendrils begin to block out the sun, coming down in a clould around Gaiking.
<Gulping> "FUCKING THING!" Kamui growls as he forces Gaiking to accelerate faster, the machine turning into an emerald comet as it tries to blaze its way out of the cloud.
<Sandwitches> Gaiking just BARELY manages to slip through the shadowy tendrils as they dig into the ground like a Cage of Shadow.
<Sandwitches> The BEast roars...  and everything within the cage vanishes.
<Gulping> "Zola, we're getting the hell out of here! This damn thing can eat DCF!"
<Sandwitches> "I saw, the Carrier's already on the Wa-"
<Sandwitches> A meteor streaks down from the sky and plows through Carriersaurus, the poor mechasaur exploding in a splatter of shrapnel and gore as the meteor explodes into the ground.
<Gulping> "...what."
<Gulping> Kamui just sort of stares at where the Carrier used to be, not actually moving.
<Gulping> "fucking WHAT?!" Growling, Kamui blasts off, leaving Sydney and the purple DF eater behind as he blasts towards the armored space asshole that just rodeofucked his carrier.
<Sandwitches> The human-sized figure, decked out in glistening golden armor, *parries* the blast away with their sword.
<Sandwitches> (erh)
<Sandwitches> (misread gulps post :X)
<Sandwitches> As Gaiking tsifts through the smoke and dust, human sized figure dressed in a suit of golden armor, wielding a blade, comes into view.
<Gulping> "Oy, guy! What the hell did you do that for? Do you not know how to STEER your friggin' space rock in order to avoid hitting shit?!"
<Sandwitches> The figure does not move.  "I give you one chance to leave this battlefield."
<Gulping> "...That's what I was DOING! But then you stormed on down and KILLED MY RIDE OUT OF HERE! Now I have to go THE SLOW WAY!" Kamui's frustration and indignation burns in every word he says.
<Sandwitches> "That was a warning.  Flight in this airspace is prohibited form this time forward."
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<Gulping> "...So... if I can't fly home... How do I leave the battlefield?"
<Sandwitches> "You walk."
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<Gulping> Kamui exits Face Open as he stares at the armored figure. "...I should have seen that one coming."
<Gulping> "Who are you, anyway? I doubt you're with the UN, although with your attitude you'd fit right in with them..."
<Sandwitches> "Heimdall."
<Gulping> Kamui blinks. Twice. "...Something tells me you're not here to talk to Katina."
<Sandwitches> The god shakes his head.
<Gulping> The Dinosaur Emperor digs into his pocket, and takes out his cell phone. With the touch of a button, he dials up the Moon Queen. "Even so, I think she should be informed of your presence here, since she's basically the liason between the Aesir and mortal man. As far as I know, at least..."
<Sciencegar> **The person you are calling** "Katina Tarask, Queen Bitch of Everything." **cannot come to the phone right now, because** "Stop judging me! It's just a few days break, to talk with GGaSK people about looking for the Shokaku! I'm only 3000 lightyears away! If its an apocalypse you can send an interplanetary distress signal and I'll totally come, just hold them off f-" **Thank you for your call. Please leave a me
<Sciencegar> ssage after the beep.** BRWOOP.
<Gulping> "...............................ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"
<Gulping> Still hissing out the first part of his curse, Kamui claps the phone shut, and turns back to the monitors, his attention drawn to the message on one of his screens.
<Sandwitches> [We found Diablo.]
<Gulping> "fffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
<Gulping> *click click clack* [Where is the bastard?]
<Gulping> Kamui is still too busy swearing to reply in any manner other than text.
<Sandwitches> [Off the coast of the Lost Ground.  It appears to be moving towards Bay City.  The Getters and Mazinkaiser have engaged it, Energer and Great Mazinger are en route.]
<Gulping> "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
<Gulping> Kamui pops open the cockpit, and screams the final part of his curse to the open sky. "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
<Sandwitches> [It appears to be much more powerful than before.  We have reason to believe it may have been biding it's time and recovering.]
<Gulping> "WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS AT ONCE!? THE ALIENS AND THE MONSTERS AND THE ANCIENT GODS OF EVIL CAN'T JUST FUCKING TAKE TURNS, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO SHOW UP AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY!"
<Gulping> "I HAVE A RAMPAGING KAIJU THAT CAN EAT THE DRAGON FORCE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH, A PROBABLY-ROGUE GOD COMING IN LIKE HE'S KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN, AND NOW, MY CULTURE'S EQUIVALENT OF SATAN HAS COME BACK FROM THE FUCKING DEAD AFTER I CUT HIS HEAD OFF AND MADE IT INTO AN EMBASSY!"
<Gulping> "WHAT'S NEXT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW!? IS KOTOMINE GOING TO COME BACK AS A GIANT FUCKING ZOMBIE AND START EATING CHILDREN!? IS THE MOON GOING TO BE OVERRUN BY DIPSHIT SPACE MUSHROOMS?! FLYING MONKEYS WITH ANTIMATTER CANNONS!?"
<Gulping> "MAYBE HOLY STOLE ZEORYMER SOMEHOW!? MAYBE THE I-JIN GOT THEIR HANDS ON ZONDER METAL?! MAYBE THE MOTHERFUCKING DORAH HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MINDS OF MY WIVES AND ARE SYSTEMATICALLY SLAUGHTERING THE POPULATION OF MACHINELAND!? MAYBE THE GODDAMN PONIES HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FIND ME AND NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING HAYWIRE!?"
<Gulping> "COME ON, UNIVERSE! HIT ME WITH WHATEVER CATASTROPHE YOU'VE STILL GOT UP YOUR SLEEVES! COME AT ME, BRO!"
<Gulping> "LET'S JUST GET THIS ALL THE FUCK OVER WITH AT ONCE SO I CAN GO DRINK MYSELF INTO A STUPOR FOR THE NEXT MONTH!"
<Gulping> Kamui finishes his tirade by letting loose his breath cannon, roaring as the blue beam of Dragon Force and positrons lances into the sky like a giant glowing exclamation point.
<Sandwitches> The sound of Zola facepalming echoes over the comms.
<Gulping> The Dinosaur Emperor collapses into his seat, panting. "...I needed that. Sorry..."
<Sandwitches> "...  Yeah, I figured."
<Gulping> "hoofta... Yeah, I'm feeling better now. Yes. Angry tirades are a lot better than losing my mind and staying awake for an entire week holed up the Emiyas' kitchen."
<Sandwitches> "Youmentioned ancient godsof evil?"
<Gulping> "Diablo, ancient Dinosaur God of Evil, Fire, and probably a few other things I can't remember. He's back and apparently stronger than ever, which is really super bad."
<Sandwitches> "... Well fuck.  Where?"
<Gulping> "Currently, the Getters and Mazinkaiser are holding him off, which is honestly a really terrifying thought because Mazinkaiser alone should be able to steamroll damned near anything. Great and Energer are currently heading to reinforce them. They're up in the Lost Ground, not far from Bay City. We could have gotten there in less than an hour..."
<Gulping> "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut..."  Gaiking's cockpit closes as it leans over, the armored face drawing accusingly close to Heimdall. "SOMEONE decided to break our ride..."
<Sandwitches> The god says nothing.
<Gulping> "...if every Norse god is as charming and personable as you are, then my estimation of Loki has jumped up several thousand notches."
<Gulping> "Anyone who can put up with guys like you day-in, day-out for millennia must have the patience of every human saint combined." Gaiking straightens up, and starts to walk off in the general direction of Getter Base. "Zola, we're leaving. We have to walk because Lord Shining The Asshole will cry if we try to fly off, or will attempt to hit us with a meteor, or some other bullshit."
<Sandwitches> "....O....k?"
<Gulping> Gaiking stomps off, Kamui muttering darkly under his breath. He's less pissed off than before, but still frustrated and fed up with things.
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<Sandwitches> The scene Gaiking And Vulkind find as they approach the lost ground...  Is worrying. Mazinkaiser, Great Mazinger, Energer Z, Getter Robo, and Getter Robo Go dance around a MAssive Red and black god beast, narrowing dodging tooth, tail and flame even as their own attacks smash into it's hide.
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<Gulping> "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..." Kamui groans as he takes off, engaging Face Open as he activates the Dragon Armor.
<Sandwitches> "Kamui?  About fucking Time, GET IN HERE!" Ryoma roars over the comms.
<Gulping> "Excuse me for getting held up by a great golden douchebag! Fucking Heimdall showed up and killed the Carrier!"
<Sandwitches> "Quit yapping and get the fuck IN HERE."  Go Calls form the Getter Robo Go.
<Gulping> "I got a lot of anger to work out, here! This'll be good! HYDRO BLAZER!" Giant ball of fire, compressed into a sphere the size of a to-scale softball, THROW THAT SHIT!
<NahdThon> There is a *LOUD* noise as the ball of fire impacts with a massive wall of energy. "... I leave you guys alone for six billion years and when I come back you are throwing fireballs at each other?"
<Sandwitches> The Entire battle, including the Saurian embodiement of Satan goes still.
<Gulping> "Ah crap, it's Lora."
<NahdThon> The booming voice comes from a figure clad in black, floating right in front of said Saurian. "WHAT was in your mind? Did you forget what I created you for?"
<Sandwitches> The Saurain God's eyes triple in size.
<Gulping> "Closed Face."
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<Gulping> Kamui deactivates Gaiking's combat mode, and sits back, ready to watch the God of Evil get bitched out by a young girl who is, if he's drawing his conclusions correctly, his mom.
<NahdThon> Said figure groans, wrapping her now crispy hair on a really pale finger. "And don't even try to look away when you're talking to me."
<Sandwitches> "...  What the fuck is this."  Ryoma growls over the comms.
<Gulping> "Something we should be recording for future reference and free drinks."
<Gulping> Kamui leans over, and pushes a button marked 0REC on his console.
<Sandwitches> "...."  The Getterers and Mazinger's slowly back off as the massive dinosaur begins to inch away from the woman.
<NahdThon> She 'steps foward, crossing her arms under her bossom. "I can send you back to where you were if you want."
<Sandwitches> The Saurian God of Evil... Trips and falls.
<NahdThon> "Well? WHere is your explanation?"
<Gulping> "Turn him into a girl!"
<Gulping> "I think it will really do wonders for his personality!"
<Sandwitches> "Uh... Ergh... "  The Dinosuar god stammers.
<NahdThon> A stern look. Something *only* the dinossaur had seen before.
<Sandwitches> The Saurian god freezes...  and begins to *quake*.
<Gulping> "This totally makes up for all the other shit I've had to deal with today." Kamui is barely keeping himself from breaking out in laughter.
<NahdThon> "This is your fault too, y'know?"
<NahdThon> Her voice is just... plain evil.
<Gulping> Kamui seizes up, his eyes going wide. "...what..."
<NahdThon> "You think you can just come and try to beat up my kid like that?"
<Gulping> "...he was attacking the city! he's already tried to kill us all once already!"
<Sandwitches> The dinosaur god slowly begins to crawl away form the group.
<NahdThon> Only to bump his head on a massive wall.
<NahdThon> "I will take care of this." She grunts, before floating down to her 'son'... and smacking it in the head.
<Gulping> Kamui just stares, wide eyed with a certain level of existential terror.
<Sandwitches> The Dinosaur god recoils in fear from the smack.
<NahdThon> "... Go back to your *normal* size. Now."
<Sandwitches> The Dinosaur shrinks... by about an inch.
<NahdThon> A crack of knuckles. FAR louder then it should be.
<Gulping> Kamui instinctively flinches, and resists the urge to piss himself and hide under the console.
<Sandwitches> The numerous spikes on the saurian recede...  making it look like a... normal giant red and black T-Rex.
<NahdThon> "Right. So. Why were you created?"
<Sandwitches> The dinosaur glares at the woman.
<NahdThon> "... When did you wake up?"
<NahdThon> "And why ar eyou rampaging?"
<Gulping> "COOPERATE WITH HER, YOU FOOL! PLAYING DUMB ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE!"
<Gulping> Kamui has abandoned dignity, and is now hiding underneath his console.
<Sandwitches> The beast scoffs.
<Gulping> "...it's going to be like a train wreck, what happens to him..."
<NahdThon> "Well, you're SLIGHTLY mistaken there." She rolls her eyes.
<Sandwitches> The Dinosaur God simply growls.
<NahdThon> "Do it again and you're grounded. Fossilization is bad, ask your friends."
<Sandwitches> The Dinosaur god looks away for a moment... before shooting her another glare and growl.