EVERYYY SKUNK HAS IT'S TAIL!

Tsaaq: Remy was by the window with baby skunk in his hands, he was pretty sleepy but Remy was bothering him all fucking day because he pretty much loves this thing. "Hey little baby." Remy said in a high pitched voice, tickling it's furry belly. "Like when daddy rubs your tum tum? HEY! Wake up and love me!" Remy said, looking guilty as he looked over to Strangles' case. "Hey! I still love you too. Be nice to the baby. He's a baby."
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan stepped off the elevator very excitedly, limping in a hurry down the hall with his cane in one hand, stopping outside the apartment door to knock his hand against the door repeatedly and obnoxiously. "Remmyyyyyyy. Lemme see the skunk! Lemme in!"-
Tsaaq: "Yes I love you, I love youuuu-" Remy snuggled baby skunk then furrowed his eyebrows at the sound of the knocking. "This mother fucker." He grumbled. "You stay there." He told the skunk as he put it down and went for the door. "Fuck off Doug. You're gonna upset my animals." He said as he opened the door.
Alexithymiaa: "I'm here to make your animals happy, fuck you. The skunk will love me." He pushed his hand at Remy's chest to nudge him out of his way, limping into the apartment and looking around. "Where is it?"-
Tsaaq: "Leave him alone, he's sleepy!" Remy said as he stepped aside so he could pass but definitely broke out into a run to the couch by the window, picking up baby skunk. "Run boy! Run!" He told the tiny animal but all he did was flail his paws a moment then gave up. "Awwww." Remy sighed. "Wait no! Stop being lazy." He waved his index finger at but ended up cradling it.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan pushed the door closed and stepped forward, letting out a deep sigh when he stopped at the stairs. "Ugh... stairs... why stairs why?" He slowly lowered himself down one at a time. "He needs a name still."-
Tsaaq: Remy sighed and went to meet Bryan since he felt bad. "I don't know! Somebody else built this fucking apartment." He said as he moved towards him. "I don't know. I don't want his name to be stupid though. People make up some annoying ass names."
Alexithymiaa: "Every name I'm going to come up with is going to be stupid. I'm just going to tell you that right now." He said as he lowered himself into the living room and crossing to Remy, his eyes lighting up on the little skunk in his hands. "You need to name him something ironic. Like fuckin... Fresh or some shit like that."-
Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows at Bryan, looking very irrtated. "NO!" Remy growled like Ceasar in Rise Of The Planet of the Apes. "He can't be called Fresh, don't be ridiculous! This is a baby!" He said. "What about..." Remy trailed off, coming up with nothing.
Alexithymiaa: (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Alexithymiaa: (I need a moment to cry over this)
Tsaaq: ((Lmaoooo.))
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan smirked like a smug bastard, easing himself down to sit on the couch. "Okay okay, what about something super badass? Like... uh... like... uhh... Axel?"-
Tsaaq: He gave Bryan a skeptical look then shrugged. "Okay that's cool... But why the hell would we call him Axel?" Remy asked.
Alexithymiaa: "I don't know, like Axel Rose? And Rose is a flower and that one skunk was named Flower?" He shrugged. "I'm reaching."-
Tsaaq: "You definitely are." Remy said with a nod. "But Axel is a cool name. And I like Guns N Roses sort of." He said, rubbing his beard. "And I do name some of my pets after musicians well one, and that's my dog. But it's okay it works."
Alexithymiaa: "So..... Axel?" He asked, his brows raised because he couldnt believe Remy was agreeing with him on ANYTHING.-
Tsaaq: He nodded his head. "Yeah, Axel ROSE. That part is important." He said as he went to tickle Axel's belly. "Right? Riiight?" He asked but the baby skunk looked like he was over the playtime. "I think he's sleepy..." Remy grumbled.
Alexithymiaa: "Do they make cat nip for skunks? Like... skunk nip?" He pondered while admiring the little black and white furry critter.-
Tsaaq: "Sort of. I don't wanna bother him though. He is a baby." Remy said, cause being a baby was very important to him apparently. He groaned loudly. "Do you wanna hold him?" He asked reluctantly.
Alexithymiaa: -Without hesitation, he stuck his hands out in a cupped formation, nodding his head. "Yeah, gimme him."-
Tsaaq: Remy screwed up his face. "Only because you're so annoying about it." He grumbled as he extended his arms, handing Axel over to him.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan craddled the animal in his lap, stroking his fingers delicately over his fur. "He's so small."-
Tsaaq: "I knowwww. Daddy's little fuzzy ball." Remy said before he sat back on the couch, watching Bryan but not in a gay way.
Alexithymiaa: (In a gay way.)
Tsaaq: ((NO.))
Alexithymiaa: "Stop calling yourself daddy." He shot back, petting the skunk with such love and affection. "Look at him. He's falling asleep. Look at his little sleepy face."-
Tsaaq: Remy scrunched up his nose at Bryan and sucked his teeth. "I'm daddy damn it!" He said angrily before becoming lost in baby skunk face. "Awwww, is hims sleepy?" He asked in a baby voice.
Alexithymiaa: "Stop it. He doesn't like that voice. Look, you're making him upset." He pointed down at the skunk who was just yawning and being adorable. "Look how upset you made him."-
Tsaaq: "He definitely just looks sleepy shithead." Remy answered in a monotone then smiled at Axel. "He loves daddy's affections! Yes him does!"
Alexithymiaa: "Stop making that voice." He pet the little skunk a few more times before leaning over, trying to pass him back to Remy.-
Tsaaq: He took Axel and held him to his chest. "Give me my mother fucking skunk!" He scoffed, sticking his tongue out at him. "Okay Bryan you can go home." Remy said with a small laugh. "It's family time, family time for Axel Rose and daddy!" He resumed into his baby voice cause he liked being obnoxious.
Alexithymiaa: "I'm not just going to sit here and listen to this shit." He pushed up from the couch, leaning on his cane as he turned to look at Remy and baby. "Im going to come by tomorrow though. To see him. And not you."-
Tsaaq: "You know I was gonna be nice and now I'm just not going to be nice at all. Fuck you." Remy said, shaking his head. "You come by to not see me? And I'll fart on you!"
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan lifted his hand, flipping Remy off. "Fuck you too. And I'll fart on you first. I'm coming prepared now." He stepped slowly up the steps, leaning on the cane heavily until he made it to the front door. "I'll see you tomorrow, fuckface."-
Tsaaq: Remy stood up from the couch and furrowed his eyebrows. "YEAH WELL I'LL FART FIRST!" He shouted then looked down to Axel. "I'm sorry cutie, come on I'll put you to bed..." Remy muttered as he went towards his bedroom.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan shook his head, pulling open the door and stepping out into the hallway, closing the door behind him to walk down to the elevator.-