rekt

>I was only 1 year into the game.
>I loved Silas so much, I had all his spells and descriptions
>I pray to Silas every night before roleplaying, thanking him for the red-text I had been given
>"Silas is love" I say; "Silas is life"
>Vriska hears me and tells me I'm breaking her immersion
>I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Silas
>I called her a Casual
>She muted me and tells me to go make an appeal
>I'm crying now, and OOC is really lewd
>I lay in bed, and the forums are really dry
>Suddenly, a occult aura is moving towards me
>It's Silas
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Roleplay."
>He grabs me with his powerful Malpercian claw and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my red-dot for Silas
>He scares off my Group of Rpers
>It hurts so much but I do it for Silas
>I can feel my character being valided as my eyes start to water.
>I push against his shitty sacrifice.
>I want to please Silas
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my chatbox with his roleplay
>Vriska walks in
>Silas looks her straight in the eyes and says "It's all edgy now."
>Silas leaves through town-scrolling
>Silas is love. Silas is life.